1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: He confession I can't take back earl arms. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 2: Mouse speaker text seventy five niney two that says my 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 2: boss said my name wrong on my first day of work. 4 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 3: Oh, I was too embarrassed to correct him. 5 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 2: So it's been four years and everyone still calls me 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 2: Stephanie when my name is actually Stella. 7 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 4: Don't they have your paperwork for anything? 8 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 3: Just call her Stephanie. That's so sad. 9 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 2: On this segment, we're not going to ask for your 10 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 2: real name because Brooke probably won't be able to remember 11 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 2: it anyway, So we'll just let you make up a 12 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 2: fake one to keep your identity totally anonymous while you 13 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 2: tell us your confessions right here on the mask. 14 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 3: That's right, Jerry, you tell us. 15 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got a guy who wants to go by 16 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 2: Nick today, So Nick, welcome to the showy having me? 17 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome. 18 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 4: Nick. Who's a safe place for you? Man? How are 19 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 4: you feeling? 20 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: I'm feeling idea. I don't know how you're gonna be 21 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 1: feeling about me in about a minute here. 22 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 3: Oh, well, that's exciting. 23 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm excited. 24 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 3: I want to hear it. We'll excited to hate you. 25 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:10,960 Speaker 3: I can't wait. 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: I can't wait. 27 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. The voice changer is on 28 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 2: whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession. 29 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: All right, well, I haven't paid for a first date 30 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: in almost a year. 31 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,960 Speaker 4: Now, Wow, you're hot, He's like, I know, I actually 32 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 4: don't go on dates. Oh yeah, smart man. 33 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 3: But and then you are? You are going on dates. 34 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been on at least like twenty twenty five 35 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,759 Speaker 1: first dates this year. 36 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 4: I don't think that's a brag when you're not. I mean, 37 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 4: but you're not paying. Well you're not getting second dates though, 38 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 4: but doesn't. 39 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 3: Want second Yeah, you don't know? Tell us more. How 40 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 3: do you get through this without paying? 41 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: It's actually pretty easy. At the end of the night 42 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: when the bill comes. Yeah, the girl always looks at me. 43 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: It gives me that expect it look like she wants 44 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: me to pick it up, and it is out of 45 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: my And about a year ago he decided, you know what, 46 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it. 47 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 3: Wait what? 48 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 4: Okay, So this is why the second days don't happen. 49 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 3: I don't know people like me. I'd love to pay 50 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 3: for somebody on the first day. You take it as 51 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:13,960 Speaker 3: an insult. 52 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 4: I feel like the rules should always be whoever does 53 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 4: the asking out is the one that has to pay, 54 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 4: like because you're the one that's proposing to the place, 55 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 4: because you know how much it costs or whatever. 56 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 2: True, it's the Usually it's the guy doing the asking out. Agree, Like, 57 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 2: I would say eighty percent of the time it is 58 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 2: the guy. So you're saying eighty percent of the time 59 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 2: men should be paying the bill. 60 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 4: They want to go out with me, and they asked, 61 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 4: you know what, I'll ask you if I want to 62 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 4: take you out. 63 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 3: Okay, so you just what they motion. 64 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,919 Speaker 2: They look at you like you're supposed to pay the bill, Nick, 65 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 2: and you stonewall im like nope. 66 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: So usually what happens is the bill comes, they look 67 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 1: at me, and I'll just look back at them. I'm 68 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,079 Speaker 1: happy to just sit there and awkward silence. 69 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 2: You're one of those people that's just comfortable and the 70 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 2: most uncomfortable. 71 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in the silence. It sounds like you're so 72 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 4: proud of this. 73 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I've gotten twenty or twenty five free dinners 74 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,359 Speaker 1: over the last year, and it looks like I'm I 75 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 1: did a lot more because a lot of times what 76 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: I find happens is they'll sometimes did uncomfortable, and they'll 77 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 1: just pick up the check without saying anything. 78 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, just to break the silence. 79 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like half the time. But the other half 80 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 1: the time they'll ask me to pay, or sometimes they'll 81 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: kind of think they're being cute and flurry and they'll 82 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: push the bill towards me. I'll just push it back 83 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 1: and I'll just straight up say, hey, I forgot my 84 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 1: credit card. Can you get this? 85 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 3: Oh my god? 86 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 4: Wow, it's not really falling for it. They're just paying. 87 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 3: You're just like y. 88 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: Yeah. Like once or twice, I've actually had a girl 89 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: just being completely shocked and say like, I don't believe you. 90 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: And so I'll pull out my wallet and I'll show 91 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: her that I don't have my credit card on me. 92 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: But here's the thing I do, It's in my other pocket. 93 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: I just assume some of them might be a desperate 94 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: to not pay that I just planted this ahead of time. 95 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 4: You have you ever had a girl so she also 96 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 4: forgot her wallet. 97 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that hasn't happened yet, But because then 98 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: I would just say, well, we should probably figure this 99 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: out now, to tell her to the bathroom. 100 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 4: And just pitch ocher. 101 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 3: Of dishes are you not. 102 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 4: Are you just dating for free dinners? 103 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: Yeah? 104 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 4: Okay, you're very aggressive about all he says them, imre. 105 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 1: Dated for free dinners? How many women do that? So 106 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,159 Speaker 1: this is what a quality is. 107 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 3: I don't think that's what equality is. I think you 108 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 3: have to take some notes from a true feminists on 109 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 3: you're standing up all the women out there. 110 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 1: Thank you. 111 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 2: That's your role to help women get equal rights in 112 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:46,720 Speaker 2: this country. 113 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 4: That's the doucious thing to like to claim equal rights on. 114 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 2: But my question is, what if you actually really like 115 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 2: the girl, like you want to see them one more times? 116 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:57,799 Speaker 3: That ever come into play. 117 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: If I like a girl and enough to let her 118 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: buy me a second. 119 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 3: Dinner, she must be so lucky. Yes, but I'll. 120 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 1: Promise to get the next dinner and then say, oh, 121 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: I can't believe that I forgot my credit card at 122 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: second time? 123 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 3: What are the odds you still never just go? 124 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,799 Speaker 4: Are you actually just poor? 125 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 3: You could tell us look what house? 126 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,279 Speaker 1: The prices the way they are, you got to save. 127 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 3: You financially heavy? Okaya? 128 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you about my favorite move that I've 129 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 1: ever done? 130 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 3: Your favorite? 131 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 4: Why do I feel like you have a book coming 132 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 4: out soon? 133 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:38,280 Speaker 3: What's your move? 134 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,039 Speaker 1: So I've done this a handful of times. When the 135 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: girls like being really upset that she has to pay, 136 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 1: I'll look her in the eye and go I mean, 137 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 1: if you want, you can just slide me your credit 138 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: card under the table so I can pay with it. 139 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 1: And it looks like you're not picking this up. 140 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 3: I think that's why it's not really why she's upset. 141 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 2: She doesn't want to look like she's out with a 142 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 2: man who can't pay the bill. 143 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 4: I think she wants to make it pretty clear if 144 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 4: that the. 145 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 3: Case, Does anybody actually take you up on that? 146 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,599 Speaker 1: One girl actually did? Yes? 147 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 4: Oh, tell her to call it okay? 148 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually asked her if you wanted me to 149 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 1: quote take her out for ice cream, math works, winge. 150 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 3: She was just paying for everything like that one away. 151 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 3: Normally I didn't ask you to feel guilty, but you 152 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 3: clearly don't. 153 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 4: I can't believe you're even disguising your voice. You just 154 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 4: sound so taking it. 155 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 3: Are you cool? 156 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 2: We put your photo up on the Brook and Jeffrey 157 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 2: Instagram in case any other lovely women want to go 158 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 2: out with you. 159 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,239 Speaker 1: I mean, here's a thing. I haven't had any trouble 160 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:39,600 Speaker 1: so far, so. 161 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 3: It doesn't need our charity. 162 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 2: Sorry, keep doing you man. If you have a confession 163 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 2: you've been holding on to, will hide your identity, master 164 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 2: your voice and make you the next mass speaker. 165 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,200 Speaker 3: Your phone taps coming up next. 166 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 1: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.