Speaker 1: All right, you're back to back second dates, which the
Speaker 1: classics are proving to be our most popular episodes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people are loving this longer forum, that's what we're thinking
Speaker 1: it is, you know, or maybe you guys just get
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Speaker 1: the Brooke and Jeffrey Second Date Update podcast. And before
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Speaker 4: Oh all right.
Speaker 1: Hand much love and strength to Hannah. This classics for you? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: as right, all right, let's get to it. It starts
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: How many calls have we done for second Dates? Thousands, millions?
Speaker 1: How many years have I been here? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't know if you used to have.
Speaker 1: To dial an operator and tell them to come through.
Speaker 4: But what you're about to hear is possibly the most
Speaker 4: awkward twenty minutes of a first date we've ever heard
Speaker 4: on this show. Really, and it's all because of the
Speaker 4: embarrassing running that the guy had while he was at
Speaker 4: the bar. You're going to hear the cringe worthy story
Speaker 4: in your second date update.
Speaker 5: Next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.
Speaker 4: You know, I googled the top ten most awkward things
Speaker 4: that can happen on a first date. They had severely late,
Speaker 4: your date talks too much, they don't talk at all,
Speaker 4: or they talk out of a weird part of their
Speaker 4: body that isn't their mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh are they doing that, Jeff.
Speaker 4: I'd actually like to see that.
Speaker 6: Ye is that you're knee talking yet?
Speaker 4: But none of those compared to what actually happened on
Speaker 4: one of our listeners first date. His name is Will,
Speaker 4: and today he needs our help, So Will, welcome to
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 7: Hey, everybody, how's it gone?
Speaker 4: Now? Are you talking to us out of your mouth
Speaker 4: with that? Will? Or where is that voice coming from?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Somewhere else wherever you're talking out If that's fine, with us.
Speaker 4: Just tell us about why you emailed the show, like
Speaker 4: you had a problem with your first date the other night.
Speaker 7: Uh. Yeah, So I've been chatting with this girl. Her
Speaker 7: name's Leanne. Okay, you know, she's really pretty, and our
Speaker 7: chats online they've been really good. But it's been heating
Speaker 7: up more and more.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, are you excited about that, Brooks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, brook un zipped a little more on her sweater.
Speaker 7: I wanted to meet up with her, you know, but
Speaker 7: I haven't officially set anything up or anything like that.
Speaker 7: And then the craziest thing happened. I randomly ran into
Speaker 7: her while I was Yeah, I was out on another
Speaker 7: date with a different girl at a bar.
Speaker 1: Whoa wait, will what do you mean? Like you saw
Speaker 1: her down the bar? She came up to you?
Speaker 7: Like, I was sitting at the bar top with my
Speaker 7: date and two people walk up to the bar and
Speaker 7: they sit directly to my right. Okay, I look over
Speaker 7: and the person who's next to me, I don't recognize them,
Speaker 7: but one chair over it's Leamne.
Speaker 1: Wait, dude, was she also on a date? No?
Speaker 7: It was some other girl I maybe a friend.
Speaker 1: I would be hiding the entire time I wouldn't tend.
Speaker 4: Toward underneath the bartop like what do you do there? Will?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I mean that would all be good and well,
Speaker 7: except for we locked eyes with one another.
Speaker 1: Oh god, who said something for.
Speaker 8: I?
Speaker 7: I introduced her to my day?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's funny though, I mean you have
Speaker 3: to write, what did you say?
Speaker 7: I dropped the f B my friend Leanne.
Speaker 4: I think that's fine, that's fine from his perspective, but
Speaker 4: what's Leanne's take on that?
Speaker 7: The look on Leanne's face was basically like, are you
Speaker 7: f and kidding me?
Speaker 1: Okay? I mean, but what other word where you're supposed
Speaker 1: to use? As long as you didn't introduce your date
Speaker 1: as like your wife or something like right my girlfriend?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I would imagine that you tried to cut
Speaker 4: off that conversation as quickly as possible.
Speaker 7: I tried. I mean there's also another level to this,
Speaker 7: because she'd asked me before if that same night worked
Speaker 7: for us to go out, and I told her I
Speaker 7: couldn't because I was busy.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 6: Why you got caught busy?
Speaker 4: You didn't say what he was busy with?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're cheating and you're not talking to her.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know if you were want to go on,
Speaker 3: Like you wouldn't want to know someone's going on to
Speaker 3: date that night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no cheating or anything. It's just awkward. Just
Speaker 1: the thing is weird.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you know, in all fairness, I had books
Speaker 7: to date with that girl before, so technically I was busy.
Speaker 1: Okay, can I ask you who were you most excited
Speaker 1: to go out with? Leanne or the girl you were
Speaker 1: already out with?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: You know, well, here's an easier question. Who are we
Speaker 4: calling today?
Speaker 7: We're calling Leanne?
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's the answer you should probably give.
Speaker 1: That's probably because he already has another date lined up with.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, you guys can edit that pause out right?
Speaker 1: Sure, No, no we can't.
Speaker 4: Well, so, how so that's already extremely uncomfort for everybody involved.
Speaker 4: How did the rest of that night go?
Speaker 7: Well? Add insult to injury, My Dave was like flirting
Speaker 7: and touching my arm the whole time. So like, I'm
Speaker 7: just over there, I'm trying to finish up my drink
Speaker 7: as quickly as I can so we can get the
Speaker 7: hell out of there.
Speaker 6: You're like, I get it, I get it, I'm cute.
Speaker 6: Let's just get out of here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I mean eventually Leanne and her friend got
Speaker 7: up and left.
Speaker 1: They left first. Okay, that's not a good look. Have
Speaker 1: you heard anything.
Speaker 7: From Leanne after the date? I texted her and I
Speaker 7: was like, just trying to do damage control. I'm like, hey, sorry,
Speaker 7: that was pretty awkward, but I really do want to
Speaker 7: see you, And of course I got no response, which
Speaker 7: fuck yeah.
Speaker 1: It could just be hard, Like I mean, even though
Speaker 1: it's like you did nothing wrong, like she'll never be
Speaker 1: able to see you without that other girl, now, you.
Speaker 4: Know, right well, you know a lot of times when
Speaker 4: we do these types of calls that seem fairly obvious
Speaker 4: for the reason why you're not getting a call back,
Speaker 4: it turns out not to be that. So maybe I'm
Speaker 4: thinking Leanne just had a bad knack at the bar,
Speaker 4: a little tummy, it had to go home.
Speaker 10: She's like, he.
Speaker 6: Only had one date?
Speaker 4: What a loser? Maybe Alexis is this fixable?
Speaker 10: Do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so? For sure.
Speaker 3: He didn't do anything wrong, it's just awkward, so we
Speaker 3: just gotta make up for it.
Speaker 4: I mean, he he never actually like completely lied. He
Speaker 4: just said that he was busy, so that works in
Speaker 4: his favorite She must be very very good looking if
Speaker 4: he has multiple women wanting to go out with him, totally,
Speaker 4: And he didn't in her face either that night, Like
Speaker 4: he could have been a jerk about it and been
Speaker 4: really open, but he was trying to be like koy
Speaker 4: and quiet and like get out of there.
Speaker 7: These are really good points.
Speaker 1: Yeah, enough was the other girl isn't like way more
Speaker 1: ugly or way more hotter than she is. I think
Speaker 1: it'll be fine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Texas and some pictures of these girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like there's a weird thing if you're like
Speaker 1: on either spectrum for some reason.
Speaker 4: We'll work on that and in the meantime we'll come
Speaker 4: back and we will call Leanne for you and try
Speaker 4: to convince her to give you another chance. With your
Speaker 4: second date update right.
Speaker 5: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second date updates.
Speaker 11: Out of all the bars in all the towns in
Speaker 11: all the world, our listener Will had to pick the
Speaker 11: worst one because he was on a first date with
Speaker 11: a woman and another girl that he'd been chatting with
Speaker 11: on the dating apps just happened to walk.
Speaker 1: In, Oh sit right next to him.
Speaker 4: So what do you do? He decided to introduce the
Speaker 4: two of them to each other.
Speaker 1: They had already made eye contact. Jeff, there was no
Speaker 1: way back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't hide at that point. And Leanne, the
Speaker 4: girl that we're about to call here today, is not
Speaker 4: texting Will back after that awkward bar encounter. I am
Speaker 4: no curious, Will. What about that other girl that you
Speaker 4: were with? Where are you at with her? Is that
Speaker 4: still on the table? Well?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, totally still on the table. I'm just kind of.
Speaker 1: How do I put this shopping around?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Kind of waiting to see what Leanne says. So, I
Speaker 7: don't know. My mom always raised me. You know, a
Speaker 7: bird in the hand is worth to in the bush, right, God.
Speaker 1: Means keep one on the line.
Speaker 5: Yeah you know, yeah, exactly, you know.
Speaker 4: Okay, but we're not going to say those things while
Speaker 4: Leanne is on.
Speaker 1: The phone and bushes. Yes, of course we.
Speaker 4: Should bring up the awkward encounter, but we'll try and
Speaker 4: lightly gloss over.
Speaker 1: And he's putting more effort into this date with Leanne obviously.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, yes, yes, we have a game plan. Let's
Speaker 4: call her. We'll see if she picks up here we go, Hello,
Speaker 4: Hey is this Leanne? Hey, Leanne, you're on the radio
Speaker 4: right now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the morning.
Speaker 5: Helean Leanne brain freeze.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: My co host is frequently drinking during the show, so.
Speaker 6: That's probably so she gets accents from.
Speaker 4: But just to cut right to it, we're doing a
Speaker 4: segment here called a Second Date Update, and we're trying
Speaker 4: to help out one of our listeners who you've been
Speaker 4: chatting with online recently, named Will. Okay, but I mean,
Speaker 4: you're not laugh You're not chatting with him anymore, according.
Speaker 12: To him, definitely not.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to hear your side of this story,
Speaker 1: because yes, we have heard about kind of an awkward
Speaker 1: run in that happened between you and him at a bar.
Speaker 4: Oh he was on a date with another woman, super
Speaker 4: super awkward.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, tell us what I mean from the beginning,
Speaker 1: you walk into the bar and then what.
Speaker 9: I mean, I was totally shocked because he told me
Speaker 9: he couldn't.
Speaker 10: Meet up that night because he was busy.
Speaker 9: I mean, he wasn't lying, he was busy, right, you wanted.
Speaker 4: To see but yeah, I mean we understand that you
Speaker 4: probably didn't feel great about what you saw.
Speaker 9: No, and I mean it was uncomfortable to be sitting there,
Speaker 9: but it was literally the only seats. And my friend
Speaker 9: was like, oh, there's two seats at the bar, and
Speaker 9: she led us over there and I sat down and
Speaker 9: I looked over and there with Will and I was
Speaker 9: like at first, like initially kind of thinking, oh, what
Speaker 9: a coincidence, Maybe he's just here, And then I see
Speaker 9: there's a girl next to him, and I was like mortified.
Speaker 9: I thought I was gonna die. Oh no, I don't know.
Speaker 9: Clearly there was someone more important than me because he
Speaker 9: was that.
Speaker 1: Kind of sucks. Yeah, I don't think that you should
Speaker 1: take it personally. I think he was really excited about you.
Speaker 1: He just already made plans with somebody else.
Speaker 9: I decided I'm not playing that game. I'm bound out.
Speaker 1: You think it's a game, yes, I.
Speaker 9: Mean, if you're dating a ton of people, like, it's
Speaker 9: not something that you're looking for a real connection. You're
Speaker 9: just looking for connections, and that's not what I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: So you're not talking to anyone else.
Speaker 9: No, I was looking to talk to one person, and
Speaker 9: when I found somebody that I connected with, you know,
Speaker 9: I don't really talk to anybody else because that's just.
Speaker 7: Not my vibe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one hundred percent. Hear what you're saying, And I
Speaker 4: think I would feel the exact same way as you
Speaker 4: do if I was in your shoes, Like I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm getting passed over for somebody who's being chosen
Speaker 4: ahead of me. But here's the thing. We've actually talked
Speaker 4: to Will, and he told us how much he was
Speaker 4: connecting with you, and how excited he was to eventually
Speaker 4: meet up with you, and how terrible he felt about
Speaker 4: the situation that happened, Like, is there any possible way
Speaker 4: that you could see yourself being open to just having
Speaker 4: a conversation with him about it?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 9: What is there even to talk about? Like we both
Speaker 9: know what happened.
Speaker 10: I'm surprised he even wants to go this route.
Speaker 1: Why why he's not doing anything wrong? Like what he's
Speaker 1: doing is more normal, Like he didn't know probably even
Speaker 1: that you only wanted to talk to him, Like.
Speaker 9: I have definitely said I am not someone who sleeps around.
Speaker 9: I'm not someone who dates around.
Speaker 1: Okay, but everybody says that, you know, they don't really mean.
Speaker 6: A different dating patterns.
Speaker 4: Morality isn't really the strength of the show.
Speaker 1: So I mean, who has it said? I never do this?
Speaker 4: That's why I think we need to hear what Will
Speaker 4: has to say in this situation, because he is on
Speaker 4: the phone right now, listening and wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 9: He's on the phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how the segment works. I think he's there.
Speaker 7: Right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah you heard all that.
Speaker 1: Don't you want to hear it?
Speaker 9: Not?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 9: That's why I did not respond to him. I didn't
Speaker 9: really want to talk to him at all.
Speaker 4: He's trying to talk to you now.
Speaker 12: I don't have choice. I have to talk to you
Speaker 12: whether or not.
Speaker 7: Okay, Leanne, there is there's a look. I just want
Speaker 7: to say. I am so sorry you felt disrespected. I mean,
Speaker 7: to be honest with you, I felt terrible the entire time.
Speaker 7: I mean, like, what are the odds that we would
Speaker 7: end up at the same exact bar the same night? Crazy? Actually,
Speaker 7: I think.
Speaker 9: Are pretty good odds, because now that I've talked to
Speaker 9: the see of my girlfriends about it, apparently this probably
Speaker 9: would have happened regardless what I mean. I went home
Speaker 9: that night after the bar, immediately told my friend about
Speaker 9: what happened, showed her your photo and she goes, oh.
Speaker 10: My god, are you kidding?
Speaker 9: He's been chatting with me about going out too.
Speaker 6: No, what he's just dating a lot.
Speaker 10: Your friend dating the whole city.
Speaker 8: Come on, it's a little weird that you're coming at
Speaker 8: me for just talking to a lot of girls.
Speaker 7: That's normal, you know.
Speaker 1: But you did you know you were talking to her friends?
Speaker 7: Like, yeah, no, people on their social media.
Speaker 4: Men don't usually go that far. We're just like, are
Speaker 4: they good looking?
Speaker 1: You got on a date with her best friend already?
Speaker 9: They had planned it, they just haven't done it yet.
Speaker 1: She was on the schedule. Huh.
Speaker 4: Okay, So Will's roster of potential dates is too big
Speaker 4: for your liking potential dates. I mean hasn't actually gone
Speaker 4: out with any of these women yet, but just the
Speaker 4: fact that they're even in the lineup, I mean, if it's.
Speaker 1: Your best friend, that is kind of weird. Yeah, talk
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 4: Apparently it's more than just a best friend. It's an
Speaker 4: entire apartment building of friends.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Radius on zero points zero one model,
Speaker 1: I think more than anything. What's your like profile? Tips?
Speaker 1: Because it sounds like.
Speaker 6: What was your name again?
Speaker 4: I'll just change no, I'm sorry, Well, you you wanted
Speaker 4: to say something, Go.
Speaker 7: Ahead, listen.
Speaker 8: I understand I may be talking to too many people,
Speaker 8: but look, you know we hung out, and I promise
Speaker 8: to drop that number under to under ten to underten.
Speaker 4: Remember, Leanne, we've talked to a lot of guys on
Speaker 4: this show, and I can say that is a extreme
Speaker 4: gentleman move right there.
Speaker 7: And the other thing, I can even show you the profiles.
Speaker 7: They are really like, really good looking women to it,
Speaker 7: and I would give that off.
Speaker 1: You're gonna show, You're gonna show the ones that you're
Speaker 1: willing to drop to prove to her. Yeah, not for girls.
Speaker 1: She should see them.
Speaker 3: Make sure there's no other connections.
Speaker 4: You know. We we're running out of time here. So
Speaker 4: I got to offer, Leanne, we would like to send
Speaker 4: you out on an official date with Will.
Speaker 6: We almost make a bunch of money if he's got
Speaker 6: all these dates.
Speaker 4: We Will doesn't need money because we're going to pay
Speaker 4: for this date if you agree to it, and he
Speaker 4: knows a bargain. So there you go. What do you think, Leanne?
Speaker 6: Wills down?
Speaker 7: Come on?
Speaker 1: At this point? All right, Leanne, what is it?
Speaker 9: I just got to say I'm not interested, And I
Speaker 9: can say my roommate isn't interested either the room.
Speaker 1: The best friend or oh no good. It's clarification either way.
Speaker 4: It's a double no, which we rarely ever get on
Speaker 4: this show. Two knows from two different people. Well, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: seven other options have seven hundred other options, so there's
Speaker 4: more than good luck whittling it down, buddy.
Speaker 8: Sorry, Will All right, in all fairness, Look, I'm bummed
Speaker 8: Leanne are you?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You're gonna be bummed for about five minutes until you.
Speaker 13: And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Dating really has changed a lot.
Speaker 1: I thought she would be like such a stickler, you know,
Speaker 1: like I was like, oh, come on, And then the
Speaker 1: more he talked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just.
Speaker 6: Like there's gotta be a middle ground. Yeah, a few people.
Speaker 4: It feels like he's talking to probably like fifty sixty
Speaker 4: win all at once, maybe more. I mean that's like
Speaker 4: Leonardo DiCaprio dating Rose and everybody else on the Tight
Speaker 4: Time all at the same time. Yeah, he's got girlfriends
Speaker 4: in first class and second class all the way down
Speaker 4: in the boiler room.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, we should have picked a girlfriend that was on
Speaker 1: a boat, for God's sake, picked the one on the door.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get them away from each other anyway, make sure
Speaker 4: you listen to our podcast. I know it didn't work
Speaker 4: out for us here, but we are actually pretty decent
Speaker 4: at getting these second dates. Yeah, so you can hear
Speaker 4: all of them and make sure to slide into Jose's
Speaker 4: DMS if you have a second If you want a
Speaker 4: good time, please do.
Speaker 6: I'll show you a great time before.
Speaker 1: I mean, Will's got extras.
Speaker 13: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: I know we have a lot of male listeners out there,
Speaker 4: and for all the ones who are single, you're about
Speaker 4: to learn a new pickup strategy upsorts, but one that
Speaker 4: actually works. It's creative, it's different, and when I say
Speaker 4: it works, I mean it worked one time on one
Speaker 4: Oh and.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing the person that tried to use it is
Speaker 1: on the phone with us.
Speaker 4: Yes, the guy bare had to say anything. Though, Ladies,
Speaker 4: you should know after this segment airs, there's probably gonna
Speaker 4: be hundreds of dudes doing the exact same thing to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't even mean it in a bad way.
Speaker 4: You're gonna hear it in your second date update right after.
Speaker 5: This Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Second Date Update.
Speaker 4: I know nowadays people like to make fun of pickup lines,
Speaker 4: but the big question is do they still work?
Speaker 6: I meant it depends, man.
Speaker 4: If it's clever enough and well thought out, and it
Speaker 4: makes the other person chuckle a little bit, then why
Speaker 4: not try it?
Speaker 1: I was on one on the text line for Alexis
Speaker 1: the other day and it was and it said, are
Speaker 1: you from France? Because madamn you fine, madam Joe person
Speaker 1: and to know, yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 4: The truth is some of the pickup lines are more
Speaker 4: effective than others. It's really comes down to the creativity
Speaker 4: of some individuals. And one very creative guy is on
Speaker 4: the phone with us right now. We're used a pickup line.
Speaker 1: If he uses that shrimp cocktail line, hang up, hang
Speaker 1: up on it.
Speaker 4: Let's find out his name is Kyle Kyle walking to
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 12: Many thanks for having me on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kyle, in your email, you said that you tried
Speaker 4: out a new pickup line on a girl. Tell us
Speaker 4: about how that went.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm kind of proud of it, are you.
Speaker 2: I'm at this bar with your buddies of mind, and
Speaker 2: you know, I noticed a really cute girl hanging out.
Speaker 12: You sort of had my eyes a little while ago.
Speaker 12: We made eye contact a couple of times, but she
Speaker 12: was also dancing with her girlfriends the whole night.
Speaker 2: Anyway, at certain point, I decided I was going to
Speaker 2: head home because I was tired and I was hungry.
Speaker 4: Okay, so wait, okay, when do you talk to her?
Speaker 2: But I pulled up uber each because I actually.
Speaker 12: Live right by the bar. Okay, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 12: order food now for delivery to be delivered to my house.
Speaker 14: Okay, but that's when I was like, you know what,
Speaker 14: I'm going to try my move.
Speaker 4: Okay, on your way out.
Speaker 1: That's good. Well the tequila hid also finally, yeah, he
Speaker 1: was Yeah, So.
Speaker 14: I put my order in and then I turned my
Speaker 14: phone scream to her and I say, what do you
Speaker 14: want to eat?
Speaker 6: Yep? Nice bro, so smart.
Speaker 4: I actually kind of like that.
Speaker 1: I like it, but I think the food's cating delivered
Speaker 1: to me at the bar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't think I invite to your house.
Speaker 1: Well, and you have to pay for the whole group. Then, yeah,
Speaker 1: gets the order, right? Are you just letting her order?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What was the reaction?
Speaker 12: Well, her friends are actually still dancing at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's just you because that is a risky
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 13: Uber.
Speaker 4: What did she do?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 12: She's my name, and I learned her name it Jennifer.
Speaker 12: And then she grabs the phone and she starts scrawling
Speaker 12: through the food.
Speaker 1: The way to any woman's heart is super stomach.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you got to get her on the hook.
Speaker 4: Now she's on Yeah.
Speaker 12: And then I tell her, I say, if you want it,
Speaker 12: it's being delivered to.
Speaker 14: My place, so you'll have to come walk with me
Speaker 14: to grab.
Speaker 4: It, because she can go, whoa, I'm not going to
Speaker 4: your place, and then you can simply go, oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I'll change the address to hear.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is really risky for a woman to
Speaker 1: go back to somebody's place with a guy.
Speaker 3: They've never offered a kid candy, but she tenders to
Speaker 3: a drunk girl at a bar.
Speaker 4: Now I know where I've seen this before. It was
Speaker 4: on three different Netflix crimes kill her.
Speaker 12: Well, so that's the thing, you're right. I mean, she
Speaker 12: was a little bit hesitant, but.
Speaker 4: The chicken tenders are on the line, so what is
Speaker 4: she going to say?
Speaker 12: Exactly?
Speaker 14: She was like, wow, you're forward, and I said no,
Speaker 14: I'm just hungry.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 12: But that's when she started like interviewing me.
Speaker 2: Like I remember she said to me, like, okay, but
Speaker 2: you're not a murderer.
Speaker 1: Right. Oh yeah, because MS always tell you right up front.
Speaker 6: They yeah, there's an oath we take.
Speaker 1: I am good question.
Speaker 4: You have a good one, lady, darn fair.
Speaker 12: You know next thing, I no one walking home to
Speaker 12: the bar.
Speaker 4: You did it?
Speaker 1: Worried about this girl's decisions. But yes, yes, I mean
Speaker 1: you sound like a really nice guy. So it worked
Speaker 1: out this time. That's why she's not calling you back.
Speaker 1: Someone else lured her in with chicken strips.
Speaker 4: Chicken strips at every door. Okay, how did the walk
Speaker 4: home go?
Speaker 12: It was great. We were talking, she was really chill.
Speaker 12: We were connecting and we made.
Speaker 7: Each other to laugh.
Speaker 1: So that's awesome.
Speaker 8: So good.
Speaker 14: But anyway, we get to my plate and bas guy
Speaker 14: is there with her. Yeah, every timing, and we sit
Speaker 14: on the front porch and we ate our meal together.
Speaker 6: That's actually good.
Speaker 4: I'm sure pressure to go in or yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought about inviting her inside, but I don't know,
Speaker 2: I figured it would be kind of a sleazy move
Speaker 2: or something, and she totally honestly like, I actually was
Speaker 2: hungry and tired.
Speaker 6: All right, I've actually been there.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I kind of hope nothing happens here because
Speaker 4: I'm exhausting. How did you guys leave it at the
Speaker 4: end of the night.
Speaker 2: So she thanked me and we hugged and I called
Speaker 2: her an Uber to come pick her up and take
Speaker 2: her home.
Speaker 12: And that was that.
Speaker 2: No kiss, no, no, no, there was no kiss, but
Speaker 2: it was really.
Speaker 12: I don't know, it was sweet.
Speaker 2: And that was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: And you haven't heard from her at all.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I've heard from her a little bit, but
Speaker 2: it's kind of she's not responding that much.
Speaker 12: She's like a few words here and there, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting. Can you get a read on, like
Speaker 1: anything that gives you a guess into what's going on?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm probably not the world's.
Speaker 12: Best flicking guy.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like she saw me under the lights when
Speaker 2: we got back to my apartment.
Speaker 1: She just wanted a meal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, girls will talk to a creepy I for thirty
Speaker 3: minutes for a free vodka kran.
Speaker 4: They will marry a guy for ten years. So let's
Speaker 4: figure this out. We have a little bit of time
Speaker 4: to kill before we reach out to Jennifer. So how
Speaker 4: about you put it in uber eats order for all
Speaker 4: of us here, I'll take a cheeseburger, Alexis, what do
Speaker 4: you want chick chicken tenders?
Speaker 6: Brooks?
Speaker 1: Okay, do we have fried pickles on the menu?
Speaker 4: Okay? Now, now the order is getting too big and
Speaker 4: you're getting really specific with the stuff.
Speaker 6: Get a salad?
Speaker 1: That too much?
Speaker 4: You forget it? Okay, just get the cheeseburger. We'll come back.
Speaker 4: We'll do your second date update right after this sign.
Speaker 5: A rich Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date Updates.
Speaker 4: Did we just hear the pickup line of the year.
Speaker 1: It's pretty amazing. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: We definitely have a contender because our listener Kyle went
Speaker 4: out to a bar recently, went up to a very
Speaker 4: pretty woman, just handed her his phone with the uber
Speaker 4: eat sapp up and said, what do you want to order?
Speaker 1: Was even more amazing is he got her to leave
Speaker 1: with him while her girlfriends were still at the bar.
Speaker 1: That is like an impossible feat.
Speaker 4: That's right. She was skeptical, but next thing you know,
Speaker 4: she was eating chicken tenders with him on his front
Speaker 4: porch at his place. That is a success. It's one win,
Speaker 4: and we want to double it up today. Let's go
Speaker 4: for two. Two victories. With this girl. Are you with me, Kyle?
Speaker 12: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kyle, You're not going to lead the revolution. I
Speaker 1: don't fake that kind of excitement.
Speaker 12: I don't want to lead the revolution. I just one
Speaker 12: another date.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, we'll charge in for you. My cheeseburger hasn't
Speaker 4: arrived yet, though, so I am getting a little bit irritated,
Speaker 4: a little angry, and I'm hoping.
Speaker 1: In this building.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's hard. If we have to pause mid just
Speaker 4: any e t a on that uber eat Okay, we
Speaker 4: hear a knock.
Speaker 6: At the studio door. We all need to pause.
Speaker 4: All right, this is important, But first let's dial Jennifer.
Speaker 4: We'll see if she answers and try and get you
Speaker 4: another date. But here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Jennifer. Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 4: we're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jennifer bringing the world together One Chicken strip time.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Our tagline is not your typical morning show, but that's
Speaker 4: Brook's personal tagline.
Speaker 1: Hey, heal in the world, jeff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So how you doing.
Speaker 10: I'm good?
Speaker 1: Probably confused.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we get that reaction a lot, but we're doing
Speaker 4: a segment with you. Here it's called second Date Update.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: And we're reaching out because one of our listeners has
Speaker 4: asked us to get a hold of you, a guy
Speaker 4: named Kyle.
Speaker 1: Oh do you remember Kyle.
Speaker 4: You guys hung out the other night at like, at
Speaker 4: a bar.
Speaker 1: I think it was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4: A couple of weeks ago, you went home and had
Speaker 4: some chicken tenders with him on his front porch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so maybe someone was more drunk than.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, do you remember eating chicken strips?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I remember.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4: Well, it was a very memorable night for Kyle, and
Speaker 4: he told us all about it. We're just trying to
Speaker 4: hopefully pry into your brain a little bit and see
Speaker 4: how you felt about it. Oh well, particularly, what would
Speaker 4: really help is if there was anything that went wrong
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a reason why you're not interested in him.
Speaker 4: Because he's been trying to get a hold of you
Speaker 4: for the last two weeks. He said he's been having
Speaker 4: a hard time.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I guess the only bad thing that happened was
Speaker 10: it was kind of rude and weird of him to
Speaker 10: eat some of my food that I ordered, like I
Speaker 10: know he was offering.
Speaker 4: But wait, we don't know that part of the story.
Speaker 4: All we heard is that he ordered something and he
Speaker 4: let you order chicken tenders, and you went back to
Speaker 4: his place and you ate him.
Speaker 10: No, but he missed the part where when we got
Speaker 10: the food, he was like, let's put the food down
Speaker 10: in the middle of the steps, like family style. And
Speaker 10: I didn't really want any of what he ordered for himself,
Speaker 10: so he he ended up eating all of his food
Speaker 10: and basically half of mine.
Speaker 1: And you didn't want to share your chicken tenders. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's just a really share terrible meal. I understand why
Speaker 1: he would assume that it's a shared plate.
Speaker 10: Well, that wasn't my expectation. He just kind of said,
Speaker 10: whatever you want.
Speaker 4: Well, sometimes on dates, gentlemen like to taste the women's
Speaker 4: food to make sure it's not poisoned.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 4: Yes, it could have been protecting you.
Speaker 10: I don't think that that's the reason.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I think it's just like you guys have
Speaker 1: two different styles, right, you just met. You don't know,
Speaker 1: like some people love to share food, some people don't.
Speaker 6: I don't ever care.
Speaker 1: I'm sure if you would have told them, then he
Speaker 1: would have been like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Did you let him know?
Speaker 10: No, but there was another issue that bothered me too.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, besides the family style meal.
Speaker 6: Let me guess you took a sip of your water.
Speaker 1: So what was it?
Speaker 10: I mean, he kept talking about how he's not into
Speaker 10: the casual dating scene and he wants to have something
Speaker 10: really serious and wants to find his soulmate. Meanwhile, he
Speaker 10: has ranch dressing over his face.
Speaker 6: A drunken like club night. That's not the deep talk.
Speaker 6: He probably thought it.
Speaker 1: He said he wasn't drunk, said he wasn't that drunk
Speaker 1: drunk as he usually.
Speaker 4: Dude, And I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry that ranch dressing in the corner of people's mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh god, okay, so was a little turned off. Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 1: You know, that's just one moment. Like, at least he's
Speaker 1: a guy who wasn't looking for a one night stand exactly.
Speaker 4: So forget about that moment and let's focus on a
Speaker 4: happier moment, this one where I tell you that he's
Speaker 4: on the other line quietly listening in on this conversation.
Speaker 4: That's a nice moment.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1: Didn't say anything that bad.
Speaker 4: You know you're fine, Kyle? Are you there?
Speaker 12: I'm here?
Speaker 14: What up?
Speaker 4: Man? Hey, Kyle, I feel it. Talk to Jennifer.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I kind of can't believe that you feel this way.
Speaker 14: And you didn't say no when I asked if we
Speaker 14: could share.
Speaker 4: Oh you did ask.
Speaker 10: I mean, what was I supposed to say? You were
Speaker 10: the one who ordered the food.
Speaker 6: I kind of see her point, though it feels rude
Speaker 6: to say no, you can't have any of the thing
Speaker 6: you paid for.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I wouldn't have been polite, and you just kept
Speaker 10: eating the food like you kept eating more and more.
Speaker 1: I see both sides on this because when my husband
Speaker 1: takes some of my fries, he takes like a whole handful.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just eat it one at a time. You're
Speaker 1: giving me anxiety and it's all gonna be gone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta read the room.
Speaker 3: If they're not touching your side food, that's your Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, Kyle, I understand that you paid for it,
Speaker 4: but can you see where she is coming from how
Speaker 4: it bothered her.
Speaker 12: I don't know. I thought you were giving me the
Speaker 12: green light. You were smiling at me. You eat like
Speaker 12: a bird.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I eat like a bird because you had all
Speaker 10: the food.
Speaker 4: Crumbs left.
Speaker 1: Hey, you don't want to put your hand in a
Speaker 1: hungry tiger's cage.
Speaker 14: You know, the reason why you didn't call me back
Speaker 14: and why you wouldn't really answer my messages is because
Speaker 14: you saw that I only tipped the dollar.
Speaker 4: What Why would you only tip a dollar fifty on
Speaker 4: the receipt for the Uber eats.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we met the Uber eats guy. He was waiting
Speaker 14: for us there and then and then he was looking
Speaker 14: at me weird and anyway, I tipped him a dollar.
Speaker 1: Did you see that, Jennifer? Because he didn't tell us
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 10: I had no idea until right now.
Speaker 6: Order depends you.
Speaker 1: Is it an accident that only one dollar thing?
Speaker 6: No, you explained, remember you look at him funny.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's all it took.
Speaker 1: The driver waited for you with the food.
Speaker 4: Too, probably expecting a bump and tip afterwards.
Speaker 14: I didn't order to have a food A dollar is
Speaker 14: like it's like almost ten percent.
Speaker 1: Anyway, dude, two orders out of Uber eats, no matter
Speaker 1: where are you get is at least thirty Yeah, four
Speaker 1: thousand dollars? Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: It's not looking great for you right now. That's just
Speaker 4: my opinion. But uh, who knows, Maybe bad tipping could
Speaker 4: be a turn on to Jennifer. Jennifer who good with
Speaker 4: his money? What do you think about someone who likes
Speaker 4: to save?
Speaker 10: It's definitely not a turn on.
Speaker 13: I can tell you that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Kyle, I mean, as do you have any last
Speaker 4: words here before I ask the question?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean I didn't murder you on the way
Speaker 14: home like you thought I was going to.
Speaker 4: He deserves that's something. And look, Jennifer, with the grace
Speaker 4: of not being killed that night, I'm going to ask
Speaker 4: you if you would like to go out with Kyle
Speaker 4: one more time.
Speaker 1: That's how low the bar is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, promises not to murder you the second date.
Speaker 4: He's a good guy. I'm not even going to offer
Speaker 4: to pay for the tip on your date. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to. Kyle is generously going to cover
Speaker 4: with with one whole dollar if you'll agree. Maybe if
Speaker 4: you agree to see him one.
Speaker 10: More time, I couldn't be the least amount of attracted
Speaker 10: to another human being like him, Like I just can't.
Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, I think that's Jeff.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, we're gonna read between the lines, yeah and
Speaker 4: say that's a negatory.
Speaker 12: I've got my where he's open right now?
Speaker 7: Are you sure?
Speaker 12: Because you can order something whatever you want.
Speaker 10: Kyle, you'll probably eat half of it anyway.
Speaker 1: It's not wrong.
Speaker 4: At Kyle, my cheeseburger has still not arrived yet. Are
Speaker 4: you eating it right now?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's because he's been blackballed from the app because of
Speaker 1: his tippy and.
Speaker 13: Damn it, Kyle brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going down my checklist here eats half of
Speaker 4: everyone's meal, has ranch dripping from the corners of his
Speaker 4: mouth while talking about finding a soulmate tis one dollar
Speaker 4: or less on food deliveries. That part's not funny, and
Speaker 4: refuses to murder on a first date. Why are we unsuccessful?
Speaker 4: Shocking and won't murder you totally. I'm blaming the room
Speaker 4: on this one for not pulling through and getting another date.
Speaker 4: Should have been a layup with this.
Speaker 1: Guy, I say, out of all of them, you weren't
Speaker 1: on his side as much as I thought you'd be.
Speaker 1: You know, I thought you'd stand up for the more
Speaker 1: you told him in the middle like this is going south.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't appreciate when I'm not the cheapest guy
Speaker 4: in the room. That's my role and he was trying
Speaker 4: to steal that from me. So not cool, Kyle, not
Speaker 4: to mention my cheeseburger never arrived, like I.
Speaker 1: Said, so there's no way he's getting any orders ever.
Speaker 4: Again, I don't forgive, but a lot of people don't
Speaker 4: know this. Our entire show, by the way, and all
Speaker 4: of our second dates are up available on YouTube. If
Speaker 4: you want to listen, go there, search Brooke and Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: and somebody order me a damn cheeseburger because you won't.
Speaker 1: Order it yourself. This is just like when I get
Speaker 1: us lunch every day.
Speaker 6: Where's my burger?