WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classics: Barwreck + Meal Me Once

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you're back to back second dates, which the

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<v Speaker 1>classics are proving to be our most popular episodes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people are loving this longer forum, that's what we're thinking

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<v Speaker 1>it is, you know, or maybe you guys just get

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<v Speaker 1>bored through the middle and forget to turn it off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure. Yeah, I appreciate it either way. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooke and Jeffrey Second Date Update podcast. And before

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<v Speaker 1>we get to it, what do you see in the

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<v Speaker 1>comment sectionallexo? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the reason they do so good is because of

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<v Speaker 3>people like Hannah, who commented because she said, I finally

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<v Speaker 3>just got on my final plane after over thirty six

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<v Speaker 3>hours of travel that was only supposed to take seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I want to thank you guys for the

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<v Speaker 3>hours of entertainment, for the time I spend in cars, planes,

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<v Speaker 3>waiting in three hour lines, and sitting in the airport

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<v Speaker 3>well from Detroit if I get there.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Hand much love and strength to Hannah. This classics for you? Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>as right, all right, let's get to it. It starts

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 4>How many calls have we done for second Dates? Thousands, millions?

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<v Speaker 1>How many years have I been here? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you used to have.

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<v Speaker 1>To dial an operator and tell them to come through.

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<v Speaker 4>But what you're about to hear is possibly the most

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<v Speaker 4>awkward twenty minutes of a first date we've ever heard

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<v Speaker 4>on this show. Really, and it's all because of the

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<v Speaker 4>embarrassing running that the guy had while he was at

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<v Speaker 4>the bar. You're going to hear the cringe worthy story

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<v Speaker 4>in your second date update.

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<v Speaker 5>Next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I googled the top ten most awkward things

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<v Speaker 4>that can happen on a first date. They had severely late,

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<v Speaker 4>your date talks too much, they don't talk at all,

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<v Speaker 4>or they talk out of a weird part of their

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<v Speaker 4>body that isn't their mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh are they doing that, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd actually like to see that.

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<v Speaker 6>Ye is that you're knee talking yet?

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<v Speaker 4>But none of those compared to what actually happened on

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<v Speaker 4>one of our listeners first date. His name is Will,

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<v Speaker 4>and today he needs our help, So Will, welcome to

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<v Speaker 4>the show.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, everybody, how's it gone?

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<v Speaker 4>Now? Are you talking to us out of your mouth

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<v Speaker 4>with that? Will? Or where is that voice coming from?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Somewhere else wherever you're talking out If that's fine, with us.

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<v Speaker 4>Just tell us about why you emailed the show, like

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<v Speaker 4>you had a problem with your first date the other night.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh. Yeah, So I've been chatting with this girl. Her

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<v Speaker 7>name's Leanne. Okay, you know, she's really pretty, and our

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<v Speaker 7>chats online they've been really good. But it's been heating

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<v Speaker 7>up more and more.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, are you excited about that, Brooks?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, brook un zipped a little more on her sweater.

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<v Speaker 7>I wanted to meet up with her, you know, but

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<v Speaker 7>I haven't officially set anything up or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 7>And then the craziest thing happened. I randomly ran into

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<v Speaker 7>her while I was Yeah, I was out on another

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<v Speaker 7>date with a different girl at a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa wait, will what do you mean? Like you saw

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<v Speaker 1>her down the bar? She came up to you?

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<v Speaker 7>Like, I was sitting at the bar top with my

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<v Speaker 7>date and two people walk up to the bar and

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<v Speaker 7>they sit directly to my right. Okay, I look over

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<v Speaker 7>and the person who's next to me, I don't recognize them,

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<v Speaker 7>but one chair over it's Leamne.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, dude, was she also on a date? No?

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<v Speaker 7>It was some other girl I maybe a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be hiding the entire time I wouldn't tend.

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<v Speaker 4>Toward underneath the bartop like what do you do there? Will?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah? I mean that would all be good and well,

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<v Speaker 7>except for we locked eyes with one another.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, who said something for.

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<v Speaker 8>I?

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<v Speaker 7>I introduced her to my day?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's funny though, I mean you have

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<v Speaker 3>to write, what did you say?

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<v Speaker 7>I dropped the f B my friend Leanne.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's fine, that's fine from his perspective, but

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<v Speaker 4>what's Leanne's take on that?

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<v Speaker 7>The look on Leanne's face was basically like, are you

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<v Speaker 7>f and kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? I mean, but what other word where you're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to use? As long as you didn't introduce your date

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<v Speaker 1>as like your wife or something like right my girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, I would imagine that you tried to cut

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<v Speaker 4>off that conversation as quickly as possible.

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<v Speaker 7>I tried. I mean there's also another level to this,

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<v Speaker 7>because she'd asked me before if that same night worked

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<v Speaker 7>for us to go out, and I told her I

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<v Speaker 7>couldn't because I was busy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, you.

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<v Speaker 6>Why you got caught busy?

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't say what he was busy with?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're cheating and you're not talking to her.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't know if you were want to go on,

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<v Speaker 3>Like you wouldn't want to know someone's going on to

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<v Speaker 3>date that night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's no cheating or anything. It's just awkward. Just

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is weird.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and you know, in all fairness, I had books

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<v Speaker 7>to date with that girl before, so technically I was busy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can I ask you who were you most excited

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with? Leanne or the girl you were

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<v Speaker 1>already out with?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, well, here's an easier question. Who are we

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<v Speaker 4>calling today?

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<v Speaker 7>We're calling Leanne?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so that's the answer you should probably give.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably because he already has another date lined up with.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, you guys can edit that pause out right?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, No, no we can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, so, how so that's already extremely uncomfort for everybody involved.

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<v Speaker 4>How did the rest of that night go?

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<v Speaker 7>Well? Add insult to injury, My Dave was like flirting

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<v Speaker 7>and touching my arm the whole time. So like, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>just over there, I'm trying to finish up my drink

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<v Speaker 7>as quickly as I can so we can get the

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<v Speaker 7>hell out of there.

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<v Speaker 6>You're like, I get it, I get it, I'm cute.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's just get out of here.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but I mean eventually Leanne and her friend got

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<v Speaker 7>up and left.

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<v Speaker 1>They left first. Okay, that's not a good look. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard anything.

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<v Speaker 7>From Leanne after the date? I texted her and I

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<v Speaker 7>was like, just trying to do damage control. I'm like, hey, sorry,

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<v Speaker 7>that was pretty awkward, but I really do want to

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<v Speaker 7>see you, And of course I got no response, which

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<v Speaker 7>fuck yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It could just be hard, Like I mean, even though

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<v Speaker 1>it's like you did nothing wrong, like she'll never be

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<v Speaker 1>able to see you without that other girl, now, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, right well, you know a lot of times when

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<v Speaker 4>we do these types of calls that seem fairly obvious

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<v Speaker 4>for the reason why you're not getting a call back,

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<v Speaker 4>it turns out not to be that. So maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 4>thinking Leanne just had a bad knack at the bar,

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<v Speaker 4>a little tummy, it had to go home.

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<v Speaker 10>She's like, he.

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<v Speaker 6>Only had one date?

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<v Speaker 4>What a loser? Maybe Alexis is this fixable?

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<v Speaker 10>Do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I think so? For sure.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't do anything wrong, it's just awkward, so we

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<v Speaker 3>just gotta make up for it.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, he he never actually like completely lied. He

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<v Speaker 4>just said that he was busy, so that works in

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<v Speaker 4>his favorite She must be very very good looking if

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<v Speaker 4>he has multiple women wanting to go out with him, totally,

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<v Speaker 4>And he didn't in her face either that night, Like

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<v Speaker 4>he could have been a jerk about it and been

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<v Speaker 4>really open, but he was trying to be like koy

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<v Speaker 4>and quiet and like get out of there.

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<v Speaker 7>These are really good points.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, enough was the other girl isn't like way more

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<v Speaker 1>ugly or way more hotter than she is. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Texas and some pictures of these girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just like there's a weird thing if you're like

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<v Speaker 1>on either spectrum for some reason.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll work on that and in the meantime we'll come

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<v Speaker 4>back and we will call Leanne for you and try

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<v Speaker 4>to convince her to give you another chance. With your

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<v Speaker 4>second date update right.

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<v Speaker 5>After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second date updates.

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<v Speaker 11>Out of all the bars in all the towns in

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<v Speaker 11>all the world, our listener Will had to pick the

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<v Speaker 11>worst one because he was on a first date with

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<v Speaker 11>a woman and another girl that he'd been chatting with

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<v Speaker 11>on the dating apps just happened to walk.

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<v Speaker 1>In, Oh sit right next to him.

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<v Speaker 4>So what do you do? He decided to introduce the

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<v Speaker 4>two of them to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>They had already made eye contact. Jeff, there was no

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<v Speaker 1>way back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can't hide at that point. And Leanne, the

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<v Speaker 4>girl that we're about to call here today, is not

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<v Speaker 4>texting Will back after that awkward bar encounter. I am

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<v Speaker 4>no curious, Will. What about that other girl that you

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<v Speaker 4>were with? Where are you at with her? Is that

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<v Speaker 4>still on the table? Well?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, totally still on the table. I'm just kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I put this shopping around?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>Kind of waiting to see what Leanne says. So, I

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<v Speaker 7>don't know. My mom always raised me. You know, a

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<v Speaker 7>bird in the hand is worth to in the bush, right, God.

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<v Speaker 1>Means keep one on the line.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah you know, yeah, exactly, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but we're not going to say those things while

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<v Speaker 4>Leanne is on.

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<v Speaker 1>The phone and bushes. Yes, of course we.

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<v Speaker 4>Should bring up the awkward encounter, but we'll try and

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<v Speaker 4>lightly gloss over.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's putting more effort into this date with Leanne obviously.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sure, yes, yes, we have a game plan. Let's

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<v Speaker 4>call her. We'll see if she picks up here we go, Hello,

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<v Speaker 4>Hey is this Leanne? Hey, Leanne, you're on the radio

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<v Speaker 4>right now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 4>the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Helean Leanne brain freeze.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>My co host is frequently drinking during the show, so.

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<v Speaker 6>That's probably so she gets accents from.

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<v Speaker 4>But just to cut right to it, we're doing a

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<v Speaker 4>segment here called a Second Date Update, and we're trying

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<v Speaker 4>to help out one of our listeners who you've been

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<v Speaker 4>chatting with online recently, named Will. Okay, but I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>you're not laugh You're not chatting with him anymore, according.

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<v Speaker 12>To him, definitely not.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait to hear your side of this story,

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<v Speaker 1>because yes, we have heard about kind of an awkward

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<v Speaker 1>run in that happened between you and him at a bar.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh he was on a date with another woman, super

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<v Speaker 4>super awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, tell us what I mean from the beginning,

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<v Speaker 1>you walk into the bar and then what.

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<v Speaker 9>I mean, I was totally shocked because he told me

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<v Speaker 9>he couldn't.

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<v Speaker 10>Meet up that night because he was busy.

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<v Speaker 9>I mean, he wasn't lying, he was busy, right, you wanted.

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<v Speaker 4>To see but yeah, I mean we understand that you

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<v Speaker 4>probably didn't feel great about what you saw.

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<v Speaker 9>No, and I mean it was uncomfortable to be sitting there,

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<v Speaker 9>but it was literally the only seats. And my friend

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<v Speaker 9>was like, oh, there's two seats at the bar, and

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<v Speaker 9>she led us over there and I sat down and

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<v Speaker 9>I looked over and there with Will and I was

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<v Speaker 9>like at first, like initially kind of thinking, oh, what

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<v Speaker 9>a coincidence, Maybe he's just here, And then I see

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<v Speaker 9>there's a girl next to him, and I was like mortified.

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<v Speaker 9>I thought I was gonna die. Oh no, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 9>Clearly there was someone more important than me because he

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<v Speaker 9>was that.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of sucks. Yeah, I don't think that you should

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<v Speaker 1>take it personally. I think he was really excited about you.

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<v Speaker 1>He just already made plans with somebody else.

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<v Speaker 9>I decided I'm not playing that game. I'm bound out.

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<v Speaker 1>You think it's a game, yes, I.

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<v Speaker 9>Mean, if you're dating a ton of people, like, it's

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<v Speaker 9>not something that you're looking for a real connection. You're

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<v Speaker 9>just looking for connections, and that's not what I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're not talking to anyone else.

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<v Speaker 9>No, I was looking to talk to one person, and

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<v Speaker 9>when I found somebody that I connected with, you know,

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<v Speaker 9>I don't really talk to anybody else because that's just.

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<v Speaker 7>Not my vibe.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, one hundred percent. Hear what you're saying, And I

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<v Speaker 4>think I would feel the exact same way as you

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<v Speaker 4>do if I was in your shoes, Like I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like I'm getting passed over for somebody who's being chosen

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<v Speaker 4>ahead of me. But here's the thing. We've actually talked

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<v Speaker 4>to Will, and he told us how much he was

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<v Speaker 4>connecting with you, and how excited he was to eventually

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<v Speaker 4>meet up with you, and how terrible he felt about

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<v Speaker 4>the situation that happened, Like, is there any possible way

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<v Speaker 4>that you could see yourself being open to just having

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<v Speaker 4>a conversation with him about it?

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<v Speaker 11>What?

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<v Speaker 9>What is there even to talk about? Like we both

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<v Speaker 9>know what happened.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm surprised he even wants to go this route.

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<v Speaker 1>Why why he's not doing anything wrong? Like what he's

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<v Speaker 1>doing is more normal, Like he didn't know probably even

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<v Speaker 1>that you only wanted to talk to him, Like.

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<v Speaker 9>I have definitely said I am not someone who sleeps around.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm not someone who dates around.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but everybody says that, you know, they don't really mean.

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<v Speaker 6>A different dating patterns.

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<v Speaker 4>Morality isn't really the strength of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, who has it said? I never do this?

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I think we need to hear what Will

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<v Speaker 4>has to say in this situation, because he is on

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<v Speaker 4>the phone right now, listening and wanting to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 9>He's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's how the segment works. I think he's there.

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<v Speaker 7>Right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah you heard all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you want to hear it?

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<v Speaker 9>Not?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 9>That's why I did not respond to him. I didn't

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<v Speaker 9>really want to talk to him at all.

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<v Speaker 4>He's trying to talk to you now.

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<v Speaker 12>I don't have choice. I have to talk to you

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<v Speaker 12>whether or not.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Leanne, there is there's a look. I just want

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<v Speaker 7>to say. I am so sorry you felt disrespected. I mean,

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<v Speaker 7>to be honest with you, I felt terrible the entire time.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, like, what are the odds that we would

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<v Speaker 7>end up at the same exact bar the same night? Crazy? Actually,

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<v Speaker 7>I think.

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<v Speaker 9>Are pretty good odds, because now that I've talked to

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<v Speaker 9>the see of my girlfriends about it, apparently this probably

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<v Speaker 9>would have happened regardless what I mean. I went home

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<v Speaker 9>that night after the bar, immediately told my friend about

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<v Speaker 9>what happened, showed her your photo and she goes, oh.

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<v Speaker 10>My god, are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 9>He's been chatting with me about going out too.

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<v Speaker 6>No, what he's just dating a lot.

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<v Speaker 10>Your friend dating the whole city.

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<v Speaker 8>Come on, it's a little weird that you're coming at

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<v Speaker 8>me for just talking to a lot of girls.

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<v Speaker 7>That's normal, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But you did you know you were talking to her friends?

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<v Speaker 7>Like, yeah, no, people on their social media.

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<v Speaker 4>Men don't usually go that far. We're just like, are

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<v Speaker 4>they good looking?

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<v Speaker 1>You got on a date with her best friend already?

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<v Speaker 9>They had planned it, they just haven't done it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>She was on the schedule. Huh.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So Will's roster of potential dates is too big

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<v Speaker 4>for your liking potential dates. I mean hasn't actually gone

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<v Speaker 4>out with any of these women yet, but just the

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<v Speaker 4>fact that they're even in the lineup, I mean, if it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Your best friend, that is kind of weird. Yeah, talk

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently it's more than just a best friend. It's an

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<v Speaker 4>entire apartment building of friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Radius on zero points zero one model,

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<v Speaker 1>I think more than anything. What's your like profile? Tips?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 6>What was your name again?

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<v Speaker 4>I'll just change no, I'm sorry, Well, you you wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to say something, Go.

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<v Speaker 7>Ahead, listen.

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<v Speaker 8>I understand I may be talking to too many people,

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<v Speaker 8>but look, you know we hung out, and I promise

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<v Speaker 8>to drop that number under to under ten to underten.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember, Leanne, we've talked to a lot of guys on

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<v Speaker 4>this show, and I can say that is a extreme

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<v Speaker 4>gentleman move right there.

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<v Speaker 7>And the other thing, I can even show you the profiles.

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<v Speaker 7>They are really like, really good looking women to it,

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<v Speaker 7>and I would give that off.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna show, You're gonna show the ones that you're

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<v Speaker 1>willing to drop to prove to her. Yeah, not for girls.

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<v Speaker 1>She should see them.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure there's no other connections.

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<v Speaker 4>You know. We we're running out of time here. So

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<v Speaker 4>I got to offer, Leanne, we would like to send

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<v Speaker 4>you out on an official date with Will.

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<v Speaker 6>We almost make a bunch of money if he's got

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<v Speaker 6>all these dates.

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<v Speaker 4>We Will doesn't need money because we're going to pay

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<v Speaker 4>for this date if you agree to it, and he

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<v Speaker 4>knows a bargain. So there you go. What do you think, Leanne?

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<v Speaker 6>Wills down?

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<v Speaker 7>Come on?

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<v Speaker 1>At this point? All right, Leanne, what is it?

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<v Speaker 9>I just got to say I'm not interested, And I

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<v Speaker 9>can say my roommate isn't interested either the room.

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<v Speaker 1>The best friend or oh no good. It's clarification either way.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a double no, which we rarely ever get on

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<v Speaker 4>this show. Two knows from two different people. Well, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>seven other options have seven hundred other options, so there's

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<v Speaker 4>more than good luck whittling it down, buddy.

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry, Will All right, in all fairness, Look, I'm bummed

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<v Speaker 8>Leanne are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be bummed for about five minutes until you.

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<v Speaker 13>And Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Dating really has changed a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she would be like such a stickler, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I was like, oh, come on, And then the

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<v Speaker 1>more he talked.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just.

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<v Speaker 6>Like there's gotta be a middle ground. Yeah, a few people.

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<v Speaker 4>It feels like he's talking to probably like fifty sixty

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<v Speaker 4>win all at once, maybe more. I mean that's like

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<v Speaker 4>Leonardo DiCaprio dating Rose and everybody else on the Tight

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<v Speaker 4>Time all at the same time. Yeah, he's got girlfriends

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<v Speaker 4>in first class and second class all the way down

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<v Speaker 4>in the boiler room.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, we should have picked a girlfriend that was on

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<v Speaker 1>a boat, for God's sake, picked the one on the door.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, get them away from each other anyway, make sure

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<v Speaker 4>you listen to our podcast. I know it didn't work

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<v Speaker 4>out for us here, but we are actually pretty decent

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<v Speaker 4>at getting these second dates. Yeah, so you can hear

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<v Speaker 4>all of them and make sure to slide into Jose's

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<v Speaker 4>DMS if you have a second If you want a

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<v Speaker 4>good time, please do.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll show you a great time before.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Will's got extras.

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<v Speaker 13>Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>I know we have a lot of male listeners out there,

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<v Speaker 4>and for all the ones who are single, you're about

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<v Speaker 4>to learn a new pickup strategy upsorts, but one that

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<v Speaker 4>actually works. It's creative, it's different, and when I say

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<v Speaker 4>it works, I mean it worked one time on one

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<v Speaker 4>Oh and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing the person that tried to use it is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with us.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, the guy bare had to say anything. Though, Ladies,

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<v Speaker 4>you should know after this segment airs, there's probably gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be hundreds of dudes doing the exact same thing to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't even mean it in a bad way.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna hear it in your second date update right after.

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<v Speaker 5>This Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 4>I know nowadays people like to make fun of pickup lines,

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<v Speaker 4>but the big question is do they still work?

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<v Speaker 6>I meant it depends, man.

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<v Speaker 4>If it's clever enough and well thought out, and it

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<v Speaker 4>makes the other person chuckle a little bit, then why

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<v Speaker 4>not try it?

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<v Speaker 1>I was on one on the text line for Alexis

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<v Speaker 1>the other day and it was and it said, are

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<v Speaker 1>you from France? Because madamn you fine, madam Joe person

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<v Speaker 1>and to know, yeah, I like that one.

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<v Speaker 4>The truth is some of the pickup lines are more

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<v Speaker 4>effective than others. It's really comes down to the creativity

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<v Speaker 4>of some individuals. And one very creative guy is on

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<v Speaker 4>the phone with us right now. We're used a pickup line.

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<v Speaker 1>If he uses that shrimp cocktail line, hang up, hang

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<v Speaker 1>up on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's find out his name is Kyle Kyle walking to

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<v Speaker 4>the show.

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<v Speaker 12>Many thanks for having me on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Kyle, in your email, you said that you tried

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<v Speaker 4>out a new pickup line on a girl. Tell us

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<v Speaker 4>about how that went.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I'm kind of proud of it, are you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at this bar with your buddies of mind, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I noticed a really cute girl hanging out.

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<v Speaker 12>You sort of had my eyes a little while ago.

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<v Speaker 12>We made eye contact a couple of times, but she

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<v Speaker 12>was also dancing with her girlfriends the whole night.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, at certain point, I decided I was going to

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<v Speaker 2>head home because I was tired and I was hungry.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so wait, okay, when do you talk to her?

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<v Speaker 2>But I pulled up uber each because I actually.

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<v Speaker 12>Live right by the bar. Okay, okay, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 12>order food now for delivery to be delivered to my house.

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<v Speaker 14>Okay, but that's when I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 14>I'm going to try my move.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, on your way out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. Well the tequila hid also finally, yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>was Yeah, So.

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<v Speaker 14>I put my order in and then I turned my

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<v Speaker 14>phone scream to her and I say, what do you

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<v Speaker 14>want to eat?

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<v Speaker 6>Yep? Nice bro, so smart.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually kind of like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it, but I think the food's cating delivered

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<v Speaker 1>to me at the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't think I invite to your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and you have to pay for the whole group. Then, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>gets the order, right? Are you just letting her order?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? What was the reaction?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, her friends are actually still dancing at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so it's just you because that is a risky

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 13>Uber.

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<v Speaker 4>What did she do?

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<v Speaker 7>So?

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<v Speaker 12>She's my name, and I learned her name it Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 12>And then she grabs the phone and she starts scrawling

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<v Speaker 12>through the food.

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<v Speaker 1>The way to any woman's heart is super stomach.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and you got to get her on the hook.

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<v Speaker 4>Now she's on Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>And then I tell her, I say, if you want it,

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<v Speaker 12>it's being delivered to.

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<v Speaker 14>My place, so you'll have to come walk with me

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<v Speaker 14>to grab.

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<v Speaker 4>It, because she can go, whoa, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 4>your place, and then you can simply go, oh, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll change the address to hear.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it is really risky for a woman to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to somebody's place with a guy.

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<v Speaker 3>They've never offered a kid candy, but she tenders to

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<v Speaker 3>a drunk girl at a bar.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I know where I've seen this before. It was

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<v Speaker 4>on three different Netflix crimes kill her.

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<v Speaker 12>Well, so that's the thing, you're right. I mean, she

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<v Speaker 12>was a little bit hesitant, but.

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<v Speaker 4>The chicken tenders are on the line, so what is

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<v Speaker 4>she going to say?

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<v Speaker 12>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 14>She was like, wow, you're forward, and I said no,

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<v Speaker 14>I'm just hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 12>But that's when she started like interviewing me.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I remember she said to me, like, okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>you're not a murderer.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. Oh yeah, because MS always tell you right up front.

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<v Speaker 6>They yeah, there's an oath we take.

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<v Speaker 1>I am good question.

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<v Speaker 4>You have a good one, lady, darn fair.

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<v Speaker 12>You know next thing, I no one walking home to

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<v Speaker 12>the bar.

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<v Speaker 4>You did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Worried about this girl's decisions. But yes, yes, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you sound like a really nice guy. So it worked

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<v Speaker 1>out this time. That's why she's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone else lured her in with chicken strips.

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<v Speaker 4>Chicken strips at every door. Okay, how did the walk

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<v Speaker 4>home go?

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<v Speaker 12>It was great. We were talking, she was really chill.

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<v Speaker 12>We were connecting and we made.

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<v Speaker 7>Each other to laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 8>So good.

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<v Speaker 14>But anyway, we get to my plate and bas guy

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<v Speaker 14>is there with her. Yeah, every timing, and we sit

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<v Speaker 14>on the front porch and we ate our meal together.

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<v Speaker 6>That's actually good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure pressure to go in or yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought about inviting her inside, but I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I figured it would be kind of a sleazy move

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<v Speaker 2>or something, and she totally honestly like, I actually was

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<v Speaker 2>hungry and tired.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, I've actually been there.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I kind of hope nothing happens here because

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<v Speaker 4>I'm exhausting. How did you guys leave it at the

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<v Speaker 4>end of the night.

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<v Speaker 2>So she thanked me and we hugged and I called

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<v Speaker 2>her an Uber to come pick her up and take

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<v Speaker 2>her home.

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<v Speaker 12>And that was that.

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<v Speaker 2>No kiss, no, no, no, there was no kiss, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was really.

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<v Speaker 12>I don't know, it was sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>And you haven't heard from her at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I've heard from her a little bit, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of she's not responding that much.

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<v Speaker 12>She's like a few words here and there, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's interesting. Can you get a read on, like

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<v Speaker 1>anything that gives you a guess into what's going on?

0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm probably not the world's.

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<v Speaker 12>Best flicking guy.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's like she saw me under the lights when

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<v Speaker 2>we got back to my apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>She just wanted a meal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, girls will talk to a creepy I for thirty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes for a free vodka kran.

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<v Speaker 4>They will marry a guy for ten years. So let's

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<v Speaker 4>figure this out. We have a little bit of time

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<v Speaker 4>to kill before we reach out to Jennifer. So how

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<v Speaker 4>about you put it in uber eats order for all

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<v Speaker 4>of us here, I'll take a cheeseburger, Alexis, what do

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<v Speaker 4>you want chick chicken tenders?

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<v Speaker 6>Brooks?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do we have fried pickles on the menu?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Now, now the order is getting too big and

0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:45.200
<v Speaker 4>you're getting really specific with the stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>Get a salad?

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<v Speaker 1>That too much?

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<v Speaker 4>You forget it? Okay, just get the cheeseburger. We'll come back.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll do your second date update right after this sign.

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<v Speaker 5>A rich Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date Updates.

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<v Speaker 4>Did we just hear the pickup line of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty amazing. I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 4>We definitely have a contender because our listener Kyle went

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<v Speaker 4>out to a bar recently, went up to a very

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<v Speaker 4>pretty woman, just handed her his phone with the uber

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<v Speaker 4>eat sapp up and said, what do you want to order?

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<v Speaker 1>Was even more amazing is he got her to leave

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<v Speaker 1>with him while her girlfriends were still at the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>That is like an impossible feat.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right. She was skeptical, but next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 4>she was eating chicken tenders with him on his front

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<v Speaker 4>porch at his place. That is a success. It's one win,

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<v Speaker 4>and we want to double it up today. Let's go

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<v Speaker 4>for two. Two victories. With this girl. Are you with me, Kyle?

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<v Speaker 12>I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Kyle, You're not going to lead the revolution. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't fake that kind of excitement.

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<v Speaker 12>I don't want to lead the revolution. I just one

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<v Speaker 12>another date.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, we'll charge in for you. My cheeseburger hasn't

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<v Speaker 4>arrived yet, though, so I am getting a little bit irritated,

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<v Speaker 4>a little angry, and I'm hoping.

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<v Speaker 1>In this building.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's hard. If we have to pause mid just

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<v Speaker 4>any e t a on that uber eat Okay, we

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<v Speaker 4>hear a knock.

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<v Speaker 6>At the studio door. We all need to pause.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, this is important, But first let's dial Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll see if she answers and try and get you

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<v Speaker 4>another date. But here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Jennifer. Yeah, Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>we're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 4>the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Jennifer bringing the world together One Chicken strip time.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Our tagline is not your typical morning show, but that's

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<v Speaker 4>Brook's personal tagline.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, heal in the world, jeff.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So how you doing.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably confused.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we get that reaction a lot, but we're doing

0:28:07.560 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 4>a segment with you. Here it's called second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And we're reaching out because one of our listeners has

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<v Speaker 4>asked us to get a hold of you, a guy

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<v Speaker 4>named Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh do you remember Kyle.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys hung out the other night at like, at

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<v Speaker 4>a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 4>A couple of weeks ago, you went home and had

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<v Speaker 4>some chicken tenders with him on his front porch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, okay, so maybe someone was more drunk than.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, do you remember eating chicken strips?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 10>I remember.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, that's good.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it was a very memorable night for Kyle, and

0:28:51.280 --> 0:28:53.600
<v Speaker 4>he told us all about it. We're just trying to

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<v Speaker 4>hopefully pry into your brain a little bit and see

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<v Speaker 4>how you felt about it. Oh well, particularly, what would

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<v Speaker 4>really help is if there was anything that went wrong

0:29:05.160 --> 0:29:05.440
<v Speaker 4>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a reason why you're not interested in him.

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<v Speaker 4>Because he's been trying to get a hold of you

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<v Speaker 4>for the last two weeks. He said he's been having

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 4>a hard time.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I guess the only bad thing that happened was

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<v Speaker 10>it was kind of rude and weird of him to

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<v Speaker 10>eat some of my food that I ordered, like I

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<v Speaker 10>know he was offering.

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<v Speaker 4>But wait, we don't know that part of the story.

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<v Speaker 4>All we heard is that he ordered something and he

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 4>let you order chicken tenders, and you went back to

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 4>his place and you ate him.

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<v Speaker 10>No, but he missed the part where when we got

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 10>the food, he was like, let's put the food down

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<v Speaker 10>in the middle of the steps, like family style. And

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<v Speaker 10>I didn't really want any of what he ordered for himself,

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<v Speaker 10>so he he ended up eating all of his food

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<v Speaker 10>and basically half of mine.

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<v Speaker 1>And you didn't want to share your chicken tenders. I mean,

0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:01.680
<v Speaker 1>that's just a really share terrible meal. I understand why

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<v Speaker 1>he would assume that it's a shared plate.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, that wasn't my expectation. He just kind of said,

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<v Speaker 10>whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, sometimes on dates, gentlemen like to taste the women's

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<v Speaker 4>food to make sure it's not poisoned.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it could have been protecting you.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't think that that's the reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I think it's just like you guys have

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<v Speaker 1>two different styles, right, you just met. You don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>like some people love to share food, some people don't.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't ever care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure if you would have told them, then he

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you let him know?

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<v Speaker 10>No, but there was another issue that bothered me too.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, besides the family style meal.

0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:45.360
<v Speaker 6>Let me guess you took a sip of your water.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was it?

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<v Speaker 10>I mean, he kept talking about how he's not into

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<v Speaker 10>the casual dating scene and he wants to have something

0:30:54.680 --> 0:30:58.520
<v Speaker 10>really serious and wants to find his soulmate. Meanwhile, he

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:01.000
<v Speaker 10>has ranch dressing over his face.

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<v Speaker 6>A drunken like club night. That's not the deep talk.

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<v Speaker 6>He probably thought it.

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<v Speaker 1>He said he wasn't drunk, said he wasn't that drunk

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<v Speaker 1>drunk as he usually.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, And I'm.

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Sorry that ranch dressing in the corner of people's mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, okay, so was a little turned off. Yeah yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's just one moment. Like, at least he's

0:31:27.000 --> 0:31:29.480
<v Speaker 1>a guy who wasn't looking for a one night stand exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>So forget about that moment and let's focus on a

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 4>happier moment, this one where I tell you that he's

0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 4>on the other line quietly listening in on this conversation.

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 4>That's a nice moment.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't say anything that bad.

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<v Speaker 4>You know you're fine, Kyle? Are you there?

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<v Speaker 12>I'm here?

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<v Speaker 14>What up?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? Hey, Kyle, I feel it. Talk to Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, I kind of can't believe that you feel this way.

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<v Speaker 14>And you didn't say no when I asked if we

0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:04.720
<v Speaker 14>could share.

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh you did ask.

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<v Speaker 10>I mean, what was I supposed to say? You were

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<v Speaker 10>the one who ordered the food.

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<v Speaker 6>I kind of see her point, though it feels rude

0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 6>to say no, you can't have any of the thing

0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:17.160
<v Speaker 6>you paid for.

0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I wouldn't have been polite, and you just kept

0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:22.720
<v Speaker 10>eating the food like you kept eating more and more.

0:32:24.200 --> 0:32:28.160
<v Speaker 1>I see both sides on this because when my husband

0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:30.400
<v Speaker 1>takes some of my fries, he takes like a whole handful.

0:32:30.600 --> 0:32:32.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, just eat it one at a time. You're

0:32:32.280 --> 0:32:34.640
<v Speaker 1>giving me anxiety and it's all gonna be gone. Yeah,

0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 1>you gotta read the room.

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<v Speaker 3>If they're not touching your side food, that's your Yeah.

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 4>I mean, Kyle, I understand that you paid for it,

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<v Speaker 4>but can you see where she is coming from how

0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:44.640
<v Speaker 4>it bothered her.

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<v Speaker 12>I don't know. I thought you were giving me the

0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:50.000
<v Speaker 12>green light. You were smiling at me. You eat like

0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:50.959
<v Speaker 12>a bird.

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:53.920
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I eat like a bird because you had all

0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:54.800
<v Speaker 10>the food.

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<v Speaker 4>Crumbs left.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you don't want to put your hand in a

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<v Speaker 1>hungry tiger's cage.

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<v Speaker 14>You know, the reason why you didn't call me back

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<v Speaker 14>and why you wouldn't really answer my messages is because

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<v Speaker 14>you saw that I only tipped the dollar.

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<v Speaker 4>What Why would you only tip a dollar fifty on

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<v Speaker 4>the receipt for the Uber eats.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, we met the Uber eats guy. He was waiting

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<v Speaker 14>for us there and then and then he was looking

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<v Speaker 14>at me weird and anyway, I tipped him a dollar.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see that, Jennifer? Because he didn't tell us

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<v Speaker 1>about that.

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<v Speaker 10>I had no idea until right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Order depends you.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it an accident that only one dollar thing?

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<v Speaker 6>No, you explained, remember you look at him funny.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, that's all it took.

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<v Speaker 1>The driver waited for you with the food.

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<v Speaker 4>Too, probably expecting a bump and tip afterwards.

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<v Speaker 14>I didn't order to have a food A dollar is

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<v Speaker 14>like it's like almost ten percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, dude, two orders out of Uber eats, no matter

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<v Speaker 1>where are you get is at least thirty Yeah, four

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars? Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not looking great for you right now. That's just

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<v Speaker 4>my opinion. But uh, who knows, Maybe bad tipping could

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<v Speaker 4>be a turn on to Jennifer. Jennifer who good with

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<v Speaker 4>his money? What do you think about someone who likes

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<v Speaker 4>to save?

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<v Speaker 10>It's definitely not a turn on.

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<v Speaker 13>I can tell you that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Kyle, I mean, as do you have any last

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<v Speaker 4>words here before I ask the question?

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, I mean I didn't murder you on the way

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<v Speaker 14>home like you thought I was going to.

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<v Speaker 4>He deserves that's something. And look, Jennifer, with the grace

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<v Speaker 4>of not being killed that night, I'm going to ask

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<v Speaker 4>you if you would like to go out with Kyle

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<v Speaker 4>one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how low the bar is.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, promises not to murder you the second date.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a good guy. I'm not even going to offer

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<v Speaker 4>to pay for the tip on your date. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to. Kyle is generously going to cover

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<v Speaker 4>with with one whole dollar if you'll agree. Maybe if

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<v Speaker 4>you agree to see him one.

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<v Speaker 10>More time, I couldn't be the least amount of attracted

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<v Speaker 10>to another human being like him, Like I just can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Wow, I think that's Jeff.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Yeah, we're gonna read between the lines, yeah and

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<v Speaker 4>say that's a negatory.

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<v Speaker 12>I've got my where he's open right now?

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<v Speaker 7>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 12>Because you can order something whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 10>Kyle, you'll probably eat half of it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>At Kyle, my cheeseburger has still not arrived yet. Are

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<v Speaker 4>you eating it right now?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>That's because he's been blackballed from the app because of

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<v Speaker 1>his tippy and.

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<v Speaker 13>Damn it, Kyle brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm going down my checklist here eats half of

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<v Speaker 4>everyone's meal, has ranch dripping from the corners of his

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<v Speaker 4>mouth while talking about finding a soulmate tis one dollar

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<v Speaker 4>or less on food deliveries. That part's not funny, and

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<v Speaker 4>refuses to murder on a first date. Why are we unsuccessful?

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<v Speaker 4>Shocking and won't murder you totally. I'm blaming the room

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<v Speaker 4>on this one for not pulling through and getting another date.

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<v Speaker 4>Should have been a layup with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy, I say, out of all of them, you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>on his side as much as I thought you'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I thought you'd stand up for the more

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<v Speaker 1>you told him in the middle like this is going south.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I don't appreciate when I'm not the cheapest guy

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<v Speaker 4>in the room. That's my role and he was trying

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<v Speaker 4>to steal that from me. So not cool, Kyle, not

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<v Speaker 4>to mention my cheeseburger never arrived, like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, so there's no way he's getting any orders ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Again, I don't forgive, but a lot of people don't

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<v Speaker 4>know this. Our entire show, by the way, and all

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<v Speaker 4>of our second dates are up available on YouTube. If

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<v Speaker 4>you want to listen, go there, search Brooke and Jeffrey,

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<v Speaker 4>and somebody order me a damn cheeseburger because you won't.

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<v Speaker 1>Order it yourself. This is just like when I get

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<v Speaker 1>us lunch every day.

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<v Speaker 6>Where's my burger?