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Speaker 1: Something weird's going on. It's not even Halloween and we're

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Speaker 1: already talking about witches.

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Speaker 2: Like ets broken in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Have you been buying crystals lately?

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Speaker 2: What's going on exactly?

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Speaker 1: Alexis, Oh, I don't know about the I never heard

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Speaker 1: about this. According to the Wall Street Journal, there's been

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Speaker 1: a growing trend where people are now hiring Etsy witches

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Speaker 1: to buy love spells, spirit and good luck charms for

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Speaker 1: their actual life.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know Etsy, right, you know where you can

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Speaker 3: buy extream stickers from the marketplace.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy anything. So wait, you're hiring a

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Speaker 2: person you're not buying like no.

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Speaker 3: Like you could pay like fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 4: I was looking the other day, fifteen dollars and they'll

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Speaker 4: cast the spell and just tell you they cast it,

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Speaker 4: even as the pros.

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Speaker 3: They're making so much money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you need a hacks.

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Speaker 3: They got you covered. They have like save weddings, bad days, everything.

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Speaker 1: Alexis, you should just run this whole segment because you

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Speaker 1: know the most, you know more than me. But all

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Speaker 1: I all I heard is a popular influencer said she

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Speaker 1: hired a witch online to cast a spell and make

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Speaker 1: sure she got good weather for her upcoming wedding day.

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Speaker 2: Which did the curse? And what happened?

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Speaker 1: Poof walk down the aisle to clear blue sky.

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Speaker 5: Wow, this is one you're really gonna want to go

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Speaker 5: into these reviews and see how well.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you need them.

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Speaker 1: Because a guy in l A purchased a spell to

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Speaker 1: help the New York Knicks win Game five of the

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Speaker 1: NBA Eastern Conference Finals, and what happened?

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Speaker 2: The Knicks won, And.

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Speaker 5: I bet not one of those athletes had the wherewithal

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Speaker 5: to think that witch game.

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Speaker 1: None of those professionals woke up like I feel like

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Speaker 1: I can play better today.

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Speaker 2: No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: I will say the same dude did by another spell

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Speaker 1: ahead of Game six and the Knicks lost.

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, the magic ran out one.

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Speaker 3: We've got too many bookings, a little busy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably she mailed her.

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Speaker 4: She just mailed that one in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But now legal experts are asking the natural question if

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Speaker 1: digital witchcraft should start facing more government regulation, how do.

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Speaker 3: You verify supernatural power?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we'll let the government people come up with

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Speaker 1: all the rules to that, because the fact is the

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Speaker 1: demand for online witchcraft and mystical services is higher than ever.

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Speaker 3: Thousands of reviews on the witch pages.

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Speaker 5: The government wants a piece of that, you know, and

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Speaker 5: they're trying to get it.

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Speaker 1: I actually might even buy some spells for each of

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Speaker 1: you coming up this Christmas check your stockings.

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Speaker 2: But now we got to get.

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Speaker 1: To the shot collar question of the day and send

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Speaker 1: it over to somebody who I believe is under some

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Speaker 1: sort of witches spell that can be broken by love's

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Speaker 1: first kiss, child's body.

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Speaker 2: Ashton, who's pilling in for digital Jake, let's do to

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Speaker 2: shock collars.

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Speaker 4: Well, today is a very important holiday that doesn't get

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Speaker 4: nearly enough recognition.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you looked at us.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because today it's take a Monkey to Lunch Day?

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Speaker 4: Why did no one wish me a happy take a

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Speaker 4: Monkey to Lunch Day?

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Speaker 5: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Well it actually started the nineteen thirties to commemorate

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Speaker 4: the Scopes monkey trial, where a science teacher named John

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Speaker 4: Thomas Scopes was convicted of teaching evolution in a public school,

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Speaker 4: which was against the law at that time. Well, even

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Speaker 4: though talking about monkeys was illegal one hundred years ago,

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Speaker 4: we're going to try to get away with it today

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Speaker 4: during a monkey business, that's right, during a special monkey

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Speaker 4: see Monkey.

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Speaker 2: Who edition of.

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Speaker 4: Twenty I have a list of the top twenty most

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Speaker 4: famous monkeys of all time. There's a lot monkeys. This

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Speaker 4: could be real animals who became famous, or fictional characters

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Speaker 4: you may have seen on TV, movies, video games. You

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Speaker 4: just have to name a monkey from the list. Stay

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Speaker 4: in the game. Okay, We'll start with the woman who

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Speaker 4: still likes to double check what monkeys say using her

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Speaker 4: speaking spell.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexi. Give it away.

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Speaker 4: Name a monkey, Donkey Kong d k. He is number three,

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Speaker 4: Nintendo's iconic barrel hurling Gorilla.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we are canon Gorilla's Okay, your term, Brook.

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Speaker 3: I have to go with Curious George was my answer.

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Speaker 4: Curious George. He's number two, that mischievous little children's book

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Speaker 4: and TV monkey. Yeah, I was on the Jose. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with the biggest monkey I can think

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Speaker 4: of it.

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Speaker 3: That's King Colm o good one.

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Speaker 4: Number one, the Giant eight film legend Godzilla's Worst Nightmare.

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Speaker 4: He's number one.

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Speaker 1: You get a silver Saved Silver Saving play, so you

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Speaker 1: get an extra turn. I'm gonna say Ross's pet from

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Speaker 1: the show Friends Mary.

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Speaker 4: Number thirteen. That's yeah, Rosses could put your monkey in France, Alexis,

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Speaker 4: I'll take a monkey from you. This one a boo

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Speaker 4: from Aladdin, Criminal Monkey, Aladdin's Kleptomaniaca.

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Speaker 3: He's so cute.

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Speaker 4: All criminals are cute. Broke, I'll take a monkey from you.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna stick with Disney, and I'm going to a

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Speaker 5: very wise baboon.

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Speaker 3: I think he's a baboon.

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Speaker 4: Speaking number four. He is from the Lion King.

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Speaker 1: I always think a sun by sona squash banana whenever

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Speaker 1: I situation gets me through.

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Speaker 4: Jose, Monkey from you.

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Speaker 1: Justin Bieber's Lost Monkey in Germany.

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Speaker 2: He got taken away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I need a name from you, Jose.

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Speaker 1: Like Charles, Yeah, camerals Justin Bieber's Monkey, Charles the Rude.

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Speaker 4: You're a monkey nine not.

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Speaker 1: On the list, Jeffrey you Well, I'm gonna go a

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Speaker 1: different pop stars monkey. Give me Michael Jackson's monkey, Bubble

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Speaker 1: Bubble number eleven.

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Speaker 2: Monkeys here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know his name, but I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: Tarshans entire family.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: Phil Collins is just bummed right now. So Brooke, we

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Speaker 4: have one through four already taken.

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Speaker 3: Jungle Book and he's the Monkey King.

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Speaker 2: You're so smart.

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Speaker 3: This oh it's there and I can't think he's.

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Speaker 4: Named after a famous king, Tut Tut the Monkey. No,

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Speaker 4: it was King Louie. Now, Jose and Jeff need you

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Speaker 4: guys to name me some famous monkeys.

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Speaker 2: All right, I got a good one.

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Speaker 3: I know it's on the list.

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Speaker 1: Harambe.

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Speaker 4: Now, yeah, he's not on the list. I have like

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Speaker 4: three more min That means that Jeff is the winner.

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Speaker 4: All right, So I'm gonna go over all the other

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Speaker 4: apes and primates that you guys missed. Number five was Caesar,

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Speaker 4: the revolutionary chimp leader from Plenty of the Apes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mojo Jojo.

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Speaker 4: Jeff was on the way. He's from Evil Genius singing

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Speaker 4: from Powerpak Girls, King Louis Brook, you almost had it,

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Speaker 4: from the Jungle Book, Boots Door, the Explorers, Friendly Monkey.

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Speaker 2: How are you missing these?

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Speaker 4: Diddy Kong Donkey Kong's cousin, the Flying Monkeys from Wizard

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Speaker 4: of Oz, as well as Albert the Monkey, the monkey

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Speaker 4: that NASA shot out into space.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, that got dark.

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Speaker 2: He's doing fine. Yay, he's partying on the moon.

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Speaker 1: Well, I am the monkey king today, so I get

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Speaker 1: to choose to get shot that. They're going to be

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Speaker 1: singing Dance Monkey by the Tones, and I I'm giving

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Speaker 1: that to Alexis because she couldn't remember what a monkey says.

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Speaker 2: You're they say, dance, very dancer.

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Speaker 3: Answer me, I never seen anybody do the things you

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Speaker 3: do before. I think I lost the rhythm there. It

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Speaker 3: sounds like a little money.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: do a phone tap right after this

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.