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Speaker 1: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

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Speaker 1: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the

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Speaker 2: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in

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Speaker 2: a slimy game of trivia. Oh yeah, for the honor

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Speaker 2: of speaking at this year's moderately successful Trivia Master's Convention

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Speaker 2: in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Exciting. That's also a Phantom clear vinyl

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Speaker 2: of Taylor Swift's new album Tortured Poet's Department The Tortured

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Speaker 2: Poet's Apartment on Phantom Clear vinyl only at Target call

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Speaker 2: us right now eight eight eight three four three one

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Speaker 2: oh six one if you want to play Victoria, or

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Speaker 2: you can always dm us at the Juwbel Show or

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Speaker 2: go to the Jebelshow dot com if you want to play.

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Speaker 2: And now, since it's for a Tortured posts Apartment vinyl

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Speaker 2: to see if Victoria's brain is working quickly this morning.

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Speaker 2: Finished this poem. Victoria. Okay, my phone rang, I get

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Speaker 2: so excited seeing your name. I didn't answer. Not because

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Speaker 2: you're lame. I'm embarrassed because I like you and I just.

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Speaker 1: Say what.

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Speaker 2: You Victoria is coming up right after this. It's the

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Speaker 2: Jewel Show.

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Speaker 3: Good morning. Can I take your order?

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Speaker 2: Am I gonna? It's tall trump a.

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Speaker 4: Large black coffee.

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Speaker 3: It's large black cock Do you mean a venty No,

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Speaker 3: I mean a large. He means event Yeah, the biggest

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Speaker 3: one you got, venty is large, is twenty large is large?

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Speaker 3: In fact, coal is the largest, and grande is Spanish

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Speaker 3: for large.

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Speaker 2: Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large.

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Speaker 3: It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid

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Speaker 3: and three languages.

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Speaker 2: Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your

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Speaker 2: chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is in

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Speaker 2: a game of trivia for the honor of speaking at

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Speaker 2: this year's moderately six al Trivia Master's Convention. In the

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Speaker 2: intercourse Pennsylvania's play That's a real place, right, Well, yes

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Speaker 2: it is. I didn't hear that part last. Also a

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Speaker 2: phantom clear vinyl of Taylor Swift's new album, Tortured Poets Department.

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Speaker 2: The Tortured Poets Apartment on Phantom Clear Vinyl only at

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Speaker 2: Target and on the phone to play Victoria. Let's meet

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Speaker 2: our contestant, Courtney. What's up Courtney?

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Speaker 3: Hi guy?

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Speaker 2: How are you? I'm doing?

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Speaker 3: You're right?

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Speaker 1: All rightly?

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Speaker 3: Losing my worst today.

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Speaker 2: That should work out great when you need it really

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Speaker 2: for this game. But I can hang on for a second.

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Speaker 2: All right, Victoria? Are you ready to take on Courtney? Yeah? Courtney,

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Speaker 2: are you ready to take on Victoria?

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Speaker 1: You've got a girl?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like Courtney. Send Victoria out of the studio

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Speaker 2: and Courtney. The game is played like this. You have

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Speaker 2: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

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Speaker 2: you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has

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Speaker 2: to beat you outright twent Okay, all right, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Where was German chocolate cake invented.

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Speaker 1: Germany?

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Speaker 3: How many islands make up the Philippines? What percentage of

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Speaker 3: the Earth's water can be consumed by humans? Which fruit floats,

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Speaker 1: Live?

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Speaker 3: Which orange came first the color or the fruit the fruit?

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Speaker 2: Okay, your time is up. We'll bring Victoria back into

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Speaker 3: I am getting a new kitten today and I am

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Speaker 3: so excited.

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Speaker 2: Oh now one cat mom to another cat mom. Victoria

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Speaker 2: as a cat, I do, she's not. She's a semi blessing.

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Speaker 2: Do you know where you're gonna name your kit in,

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Speaker 2: Courtney Louis, Oh, that's kit.

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Speaker 3: I like it orange boy and he's adorable.

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Speaker 4: Oh girl, let me tell you right now. Those orange cats. Oh,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what they're taking at night, but.

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Speaker 3: They go wild.

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Speaker 3: So her cat's an orange cat. Yeah, orange white.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, but she's I don't know what's you got the zoomies?

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Speaker 2: All right, Victoria? Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: She is?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Here we go thirty seconds to answer as many

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Speaker 2: and you have to meet Courtney outright to win. Ready, huh, Courtney,

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Speaker 2: you can tell Victoria when to go?

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Speaker 3: Ready, go where? Was German chocolate cake invented Germany? How

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Speaker 3: many islands make up the Philippines? Four?

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Speaker 3: Wait? What per percentage of the Earth's water can be

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Speaker 3: Where's a shrimp start? All right? Where's a shrimp's heart

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Speaker 3: Er pound sign?

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Speaker 2: I wish you could see Victoria's tree.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you should know this one. Give me

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Speaker 3: a second, give me a second?

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Speaker 2: How many seconds to you?

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Speaker 3: Deep? I don't know what it's called the criss cross?

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Speaker 2: All right, let's send it over the scoreboard and see

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Speaker 2: how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer Brat Courtney

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Speaker 2: got one correct, Victoria snuck in two? Whoa victory for

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Speaker 2: Victoria Courtney?

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Speaker 3: What did get right?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry you did not win. Unfortunately for you, you

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Speaker 2: don't get to speak at this year's moderate least successful

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Speaker 2: Trivia Master's Convention. Sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: Once I take it over, it's gonna be very successful.

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Speaker 2: But us for playing. You do get the phantom clear

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Speaker 2: vinyl of Taylor Swift's new album Tortured Poets Apartment Though.

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Speaker 3: Yea, thank you, Yeah, no problem. Let's go for the

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Speaker 3: answers with Nina German. Chocolate cake was invented in Texas.

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Speaker 3: What there are gramma seven thousand, six hundred and forty

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Speaker 3: one islands that make up the Philippines? Okay? Point zero

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Speaker 3: zero seven percent of the Earth's water can be consumed

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Speaker 3: because only two point five percent of earthwater is freshwater

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Speaker 3: that lemons do float, limes sink really orange, the fruit

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Speaker 3: came before the color, and a shrimp's heart is located

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Speaker 3: in its head. Oh on the Hashtager pound sign is

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Speaker 3: called an octothorpe oh althorpe. That's made up, Brad, I

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Speaker 3: don't know what you're using that doctor, Wait, octothorpe blessed

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Speaker 2: Hey, Corney, thank you for playing. We play you versus

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Speaker 2: Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. If you

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Speaker 2: want to play Victoria, you can always d m us

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Speaker 2: at the Jubil Show or you can go to the

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Speaker 2: Jubilshow dot com.

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Speaker 3: You're still a confused Victoria. How does that go to hashtag?

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Speaker 3: Who thought of that auto thor a hashtag?

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Speaker 2: Seriously,