Speaker 1: Hello, Andrea, you Henny When Hindy, I.
Speaker 2: Always feel like missus doubtfire when I say that, yes, Henny.
Speaker 1: It was a drive by fruiting or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so fun. Oh man, I am still ride and
Speaker 2: high from all these great interviews that we've been doing.
Speaker 2: It's so special to get to talk to all the
Speaker 2: people from our full house past and get to ask
Speaker 2: them all the questions we don't normally talk about, you know,
Speaker 2: like we don't normally talk about people's backgrounds or right.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, all these people that we've got to
Speaker 1: ask questions. It's you know, when you know these people
Speaker 1: your whole life, like some of those things you don't ask,
Speaker 1: you know, interview style, Hey, so tell me about you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's so much fun to get to learn all
Speaker 1: this stuff. We were surrounded by so many, so many
Speaker 1: amazing people, I mean, cast crew, teachers. But it's just
Speaker 1: really really neat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had no idea back in nineteen eighty eight
Speaker 2: just how lucky we were, right, and not all jobs
Speaker 2: are like this, no, And we were surrounded by so
Speaker 2: many great people.
Speaker 1: Truly, we were kind of spoiled. We really weren't spoiled. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, we're just look at us basking in the glow.
Speaker 2: I know I do. I feel like I have a glow,
Speaker 2: a glow about me.
Speaker 1: I think I just have my heater on too high.
Speaker 1: There we go. Yeah, it's like burning my legs.
Speaker 2: Oh oh goodness.
Speaker 1: So this next episode I have to be honest. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: Triple Date. I was concerned. We had we had doubts.
Speaker 1: We were like, oh no, yes, it is going to
Speaker 1: be Sea Crews Part two.
Speaker 2: Well it wasn't as bad as Sea Crews. But it
Speaker 2: was not my favorite.
Speaker 1: Episode, definitely not, definitely not my.
Speaker 2: Favorite, and I could have. As soon as I saw
Speaker 2: who wrote it, Jeff Franklin, I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course Jeff Franklin wrote about the Triple Date through
Speaker 2: the Triple Date, right, because he has experience of that. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: he would.
Speaker 1: Say the same thing, you know, you're right, what you know?
Speaker 2: Right, what you know? And he didn't have kids, but
Speaker 2: so he would write about the day.
Speaker 1: It was, uh, not as bad as I expected, but
Speaker 1: yeah it was. I had.
Speaker 2: There were some cringe moments, for sure.
Speaker 1: Some cringe moments, but that's I don't know that we've
Speaker 1: made it through an episode without a moment when we
Speaker 1: went ooh, you know what I mean. I feel like
Speaker 1: there's always kind of one which just happens, because you know,
Speaker 1: thirty someth found years.
Speaker 2: And at least the kids were still heavily involved in
Speaker 2: this episode. It wasn't like the sea cruise where they
Speaker 2: sent you off to Grandma's and.
Speaker 1: The kids, right yeah, this was no at least we
Speaker 1: were like involved in this. You know, if you're happy
Speaker 1: and you know it, cover your eyes. Yes, yes, that's
Speaker 1: going to be. That's going to be my motto for
Speaker 1: the next year, for all of twenty twenty four. If
Speaker 1: you're happy and you know your eyes I think, yeah, yeah, let's.
Speaker 2: Just go through this whole year with our head in
Speaker 2: the sand.
Speaker 1: If you're sort of not really happy and full of
Speaker 1: existential streat and you know it, cover your eyes, right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: There's some funny not stunts, but special effects with the
Speaker 2: bathroom scenes, the water bursting. Oh.
Speaker 1: I had so many memories come back for this one
Speaker 1: because it was like, yeah, it was one of our
Speaker 1: you know, our more complicated choreography with water and buckets
Speaker 1: and you know, ridiculousness.
Speaker 2: It was ambitious, very ambitious, it was, and I cannot
Speaker 2: wait to talk about it. Let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Shall get into it, Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to how Rude Tanerto's I Am Andrea Barber
Speaker 2: and I Am Jodie Sweeten, and today we're discussing Season two,
Speaker 2: episode eight, titled Triple Date. It originally aired on December ninth,
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty eight, and it goes a little something like this,
Speaker 2: dj gets her chance to babysit when Danny sets Joey
Speaker 2: and Jesse up on a triple date. It was directed
Speaker 2: by Peter Baldwin and it was written by Jeff Franklin,
Speaker 2: of course, And we have three guest stars this week,
Speaker 2: the three ladies that are lucky enough to go on
Speaker 2: this triple date. We have Rebecca Bush who plays Denise
Speaker 2: and she appeared in Fraser, The Magical World of Disney
Speaker 2: and Open House. Okay. Then we have Diane Brody who
Speaker 2: plays Cheryl and she appeared in La Law as Ghost
Speaker 2: Woman's Yes.
Speaker 1: Her Only Girl, Yes, one of my favorite of the highlights,
Speaker 1: one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: And last, but certainly not least, we have Jennifer McAllister
Speaker 2: who plays Zoe, the very formidable Zoe.
Speaker 1: Right, very yeah, Yes, the very formidable Zoe, and I
Speaker 1: had to. I was like, Zoe. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: was so surprised. Yeah, it was your daughter's name is Zoe.
Speaker 1: So now again full house. I don't know what you doing,
Speaker 1: but you're like, yeah, I didn't even remember that that
Speaker 1: I that the name Zoe was ever mentioned.
Speaker 2: Oh, I laughed as they're making fun of Zoe in
Speaker 2: the in one of the scenes.
Speaker 1: So it's like such a weird They're like, what a
Speaker 1: weird name? And then in like two thousand and nine
Speaker 1: it was the number one most popular.
Speaker 2: Bills him, So right, so funny. I know your Zoe
Speaker 2: is spelled a little bit differently than.
Speaker 1: Yes, I have cursed her with a z o I
Speaker 1: e in a nod to j O d I e oh.
Speaker 1: But also Zoe it's a When I looked it up
Speaker 1: in the book, it was like a more I guess
Speaker 1: traditional spelling of it, okay, and or it's something sort
Speaker 1: of unique. So no one will ever have spell her name.
Speaker 2: Correct over the phone. She's going to be spelling it
Speaker 2: out for the rest.
Speaker 1: Of her life, so right, and B is always like
Speaker 1: it's not be a trice, it's b be a tricks
Speaker 1: with an X Y. Yeah, yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 2: Well that's all right. Then they'll thank you for that someday. Okay,
Speaker 2: So we open with the teaser. This is such a
Speaker 2: funny teaser you are writing Youhanie is riding her tricycle
Speaker 2: around the living room and Michelle holds my.
Speaker 1: Tricycle or is it Michelle's tricycle, because I do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest, I look a little big for the tricycle.
Speaker 1: This is looks like steph has stolen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like it was already established that
Speaker 2: you can ride a two wheeler as you can't carry
Speaker 2: rode through the kitchen in one.
Speaker 1: True, but I wasn't good enough to balance Michelle in
Speaker 1: the handlebars yet, so we had to have a tricycle
Speaker 1: where you could step on the thing.
Speaker 2: The joke has to work, so bring in the tricycle.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay.
Speaker 2: So Stephanie is riding someone's tricycle around the living room
Speaker 2: and Michelle holds her hands out to say stop. Stephanie
Speaker 2: asks where you're headed, Toots, and Michelle responds kitchen, although
Speaker 2: it sounds like chicken, chicken, which.
Speaker 1: Was she said chicken, but she meant kitchen. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I I mean, well, there's a through line there, there's
Speaker 1: chicken in the kitchen. Chicken in the kitchen, right, she's
Speaker 1: thinking about obviously, She's like, it's the cold chicken. That's
Speaker 1: the cold fried chicken. Room.
Speaker 2: She wants her cold fried chicken. This uncle Jesse taught her. Well,
Speaker 2: so yeah, she wants chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like chicken.
Speaker 2: So Steph instructs her to hop on. Michelle gets on
Speaker 2: the bike and Steph starts pedaling, saying that'll be fifty
Speaker 2: cents please. And I was very impressed at how you
Speaker 2: or Adria got Michelle to stand on the back of
Speaker 2: this trike.
Speaker 1: Well, because we used to do that around set. So
Speaker 1: I'd ride on there, I'd ride on one of their
Speaker 1: tricycles and they'd hop on the back and we so
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was something that like we were doing,
Speaker 1: and you know, Jeff was like, that's cute. Let's ride
Speaker 1: a teaser.
Speaker 2: Let's teaser. Oh yeah, I could see she was hanging
Speaker 2: on really tight. She went straight to the back like
Speaker 2: she was very good in this direction.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, she totally got it. It was definitely something
Speaker 1: that we would, you know, ride around set.
Speaker 2: And do so and that's the teaser. That's like the short.
Speaker 1: It might be the shortest teaser yet, shortest teaser yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and only fifty cents for the ride, I mean, got it,
Speaker 1: you know, for for a.
Speaker 2: Six year old to fifty Now, that's you know, a lot.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of money for a six year old.
Speaker 1: Fifty now though, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Okay, at least well dj got got too. Well, she
Speaker 2: gets two fifty for babysitting in this episode.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, right, that's got to bump up to
Speaker 1: like fifteen, so you get to figure with inflation, cost
Speaker 1: of living increases. Yeah, you know, if it's keeping up
Speaker 1: with that, then she's probably making three dollars because that's
Speaker 1: about how it goes.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we start the main show in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: Jesse is singing to himself as he folds the laundry
Speaker 2: at the kitchen table. He holds up two completely different
Speaker 2: socks and looks at Michelle, who is wearing this fantastic
Speaker 2: blue the Lore sweatsuit.
Speaker 1: Right, amazing, little onesie.
Speaker 2: Oh so adorable.
Speaker 1: It looked like she'd just woken up from a nap.
Speaker 2: Yes it did.
Speaker 1: She had that hair, yeah, yeah, nap and nap hair.
Speaker 2: Michelle pulls out a sock and holds it up, saying,
Speaker 2: my sock. Jesse walks towards her and says, all right,
Speaker 2: where is my sock? Poopy long stockings, and Michelle responds, sock,
Speaker 2: bye bye, so cute. Danny walks in, singing to all
Speaker 2: the girls I loved Before he puts some grocery bags
Speaker 2: down on the counter. He grabs Michelle and sings and
Speaker 2: leaps all around the kitchen with her, and the audience applauds.
Speaker 1: Why in television shows do people not have handles on
Speaker 1: their grocery bags. I don't understand this.
Speaker 2: You're right, there's not.
Speaker 1: Carrying this paper bag that has no handles. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's because it looks ugly and it's whatever. It
Speaker 1: looks better on camera to hey, but there's never any handles.
Speaker 1: I've never been to a grocery store without handles, that's true.
Speaker 1: And of course I don't know where everybody's shopping, but
Speaker 1: everybody on television shops at stores with no handles, and.
Speaker 2: It must be a prop thing. Just like when you
Speaker 2: open gifts, it's already like pre wrap.
Speaker 1: They hold it rather than hold it, you know.
Speaker 2: And there's always like a baguette sticking out of the
Speaker 2: bags right.
Speaker 1: And carrots with all of the greenery attached.
Speaker 2: So nobody buys pre cut carrots on sympons. It's always
Speaker 2: going to have the greenery attached.
Speaker 1: And the bag ad is never wrapped anyway. Just things
Speaker 1: I've noticed.
Speaker 2: This is the stuff that this is what matters, stuff.
Speaker 1: That bothers may rights important.
Speaker 2: So Danny proclaims life is so beautiful and he announces
Speaker 2: that he met someone at the market. He tells them
Speaker 2: her name is Denise. We met in the produce section.
Speaker 2: She said the broccoli looked fresh today, and I looked
Speaker 2: deep into her eyes and said, it's a great source
Speaker 2: of fiber.
Speaker 1: This is how Danny. Words have never been spoken right,
Speaker 1: other like fiber to really uh yeah, talking about being
Speaker 1: regular to really get a first date going?
Speaker 2: What an opener? Uh? Then Danny announces that she is
Speaker 2: coming over for dinner tonight. Jesse is in awe that
Speaker 2: Danny picked up a woman at the market.
Speaker 1: Aren't we all that a woman agreed to come to
Speaker 1: some strange man's house that she met at the store
Speaker 1: for dinner.
Speaker 2: This is not safe, at least in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: This is not safe. You don't go to a stranger's
Speaker 2: house for a date, much less a triple date. Goodness, Like,
Speaker 2: they couldn't.
Speaker 1: Scream bringing her friends, So.
Speaker 2: I get, you know whatever, Well okay, but honestly, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, why can't you take me out to a restaurant, Like,
Speaker 2: come on, right, there's three of you. You could spring
Speaker 2: for a nice meal at a restaurant. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, he's got to cook the brocoli that he bought.
Speaker 2: He's got to cook the broccoli. Danny's got to technically
Speaker 2: be there in case something happens with the girls. Which
Speaker 2: does happen, so okay, okay. Danny's mentions that there is
Speaker 2: one little snag. Dennise supposedly had dinner plans with her
Speaker 2: two single friends, so this prompted Danny to tell her
Speaker 2: about his two single roommates. Jesse interrupts, whoa, whoa, oh,
Speaker 2: I do not go on blind dates. Capiche. Our first capiche,
Speaker 2: Our first.
Speaker 1: Capiche is Yes, this is when he's leaning more into
Speaker 1: his rat pack era. Yes, this is right. That's how
Speaker 1: I learned less Elvish more Sinatra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we this is how. This is how I learned
Speaker 2: capeche from uncle Jesse. I had to look up that
Speaker 2: word back in nineteen eighties. So yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: Well, his mom was Italian, remember she saw the mom
Speaker 1: His mom's kind of Italian in dad's Greeks. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna it's you know.
Speaker 2: So this is tracking this tracking from that. Yeah, Danny
Speaker 2: begs for Jesse to go. Danny gives him a big hug,
Speaker 2: while Jesse groans in resentment. He agrees to do it
Speaker 2: only if Danny will stop hugging him. Danny thanks Joey
Speaker 2: and Jesse and then tells them that their dates are
Speaker 2: named Cheryl and Zoe. The guys laugh Zoe. So I
Speaker 2: was like, what was that old funny? I know, maybe
Speaker 2: it just wasn't that common it was back in nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty eight.
Speaker 1: So okay, I mean he even makes a Frank Zappa joke,
Speaker 1: because you know, Frank Zappa would named his kid's moonbeam
Speaker 1: or oh and I think there was Zoe.
Speaker 2: There was a Zoe Zoe's Yeah, okay. Uh. So Jesse
Speaker 2: tells Joey, well, Zoe is your date, and Joey questions why,
Speaker 2: and Jesse lays it out for him. Joey and Zoe
Speaker 2: you already make a cute couple.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: That's true. Jesse turns back to the fridge and with
Speaker 2: a puzzled look on his face, pulls out a frozen,
Speaker 2: long black sock, which at first I thought was a
Speaker 2: hockey stick because it was I was like, what is that? Oh, sock?
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Jesse walks over to Michelle, who points her finger at
Speaker 2: Joey and blames him. Joey, she says. Jesse gets real
Speaker 2: close to Michelle and she gives him a little kiss,
Speaker 2: and it ends a cute little scene between Jesse and Michelle,
Speaker 2: so cute.
Speaker 1: Every time I've ever thrown a sock in the freezer,
Speaker 1: though it never looks like that. I'm just saying it should.
Speaker 2: Be wadded up, you know. And although I guess, I guess,
Speaker 2: so the audience knows it's a sock. They had to, yeah,
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 1: The joke's gotta work.
Speaker 2: The joke's gotta work. That's all that matters. The joke
Speaker 2: has to work. Yes. So next we're in the girls
Speaker 2: room and Danny is telling the girls and mister bhar
Speaker 2: about his date tonight with Joey and Jesse. He wants
Speaker 2: the girls to stay with the Gibblers next door. Steph
Speaker 2: quickly states that she hates going there because all they
Speaker 2: do is watch the Home Shop being Network.
Speaker 1: M all right, sorry, Kimmy, well Steve, Kimmy has a
Speaker 1: terrible home figure out. Yeah, I can't figure out what
Speaker 1: the deal is at the Gibblers, like like she's driving
Speaker 1: her to school, but also like she doesn't care. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: The Gibblers are either very absent or just very weird.
Speaker 2: Never responsible, Absolutely weird, Yeah, absolutely weird. I think Jeff
Speaker 2: hadn't quite settled yet on the Gibbler lore of like.
Speaker 1: Exactly just how well strangers and that we never have.
Speaker 1: We're still trying to piece it together.
Speaker 2: We're still wondering.
Speaker 1: Gibblers are very shady individuals. They may or may not
Speaker 1: be working for the government.
Speaker 2: Never trust a Gibbler.
Speaker 1: Never trust a Gibbler.
Speaker 2: So DJ pleads with her dad, why won't you let
Speaker 2: me babysit? It's the perfect job for me, and Danny
Speaker 2: begins to explain to DJ how babysitting is a big responsibility.
Speaker 2: Are we forgetting the episode, the chicken pox episode where
Speaker 2: he kind of forced her to babysit.
Speaker 1: I was like, she's a babysat, What do you mean
Speaker 1: all of a sudden. Now she it's a big responsibility.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm like, they forgot She's already babysat against her will, so.
Speaker 1: That, hey, you've already forced you're into this now all
Speaker 1: of a sudden she wants to do it, and you're like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, right, continuity, you know eighty sitcoms. Continuity not
Speaker 2: the best. Danny decides to let DJ babysit since he
Speaker 2: will be right downstairs anyways. Stuff tells Danny that he
Speaker 2: can't put DJ in charge because when he's around, she's
Speaker 2: a sweet little angel. The minute he leaves, it's I'll
Speaker 2: get you my pretty as you imitate the wicked witch.
Speaker 1: It's very excited for that imitation.
Speaker 2: That was very good, very well done, Jody. DJ tells
Speaker 2: Danny that she can handle the responsibility and she will
Speaker 2: do it for three dollars an hour. Danny asks why
Speaker 2: he would pay her to spend time with her little sisters.
Speaker 2: DJ responds, good point three point fifty. Danny lowers it
Speaker 2: to two fifty and they have a deal. He walks
Speaker 2: away and adds, why do I feel like I'm raising
Speaker 2: a used car.
Speaker 1: Salesman, because all children at that age are used car
Speaker 1: salesman and will argue any point and you'll eventually just
Speaker 1: give in because you want it to end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even if it's just about fifty cents, right, fine,
Speaker 2: will barter to the death, you.
Speaker 1: Know, but why but why not? But that's not fair?
Speaker 1: But what Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they will just whittle down your patients.
Speaker 1: Now, he's a successful wake up San Francisco talk show host.
Speaker 1: He you can afford the fifty sense ex come.
Speaker 2: On right, Yeah, and DJ deserves it for everything she
Speaker 2: puts up with. So, while imitating the wicked Witch, DJ
Speaker 2: walks towards Stephanie and mister Bear and says, I'll get
Speaker 2: you my pretty and your little bear too.
Speaker 1: Mister Bear is quite prominently featured in this way.
Speaker 2: I love it. He's like character now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say he was like the third
Speaker 1: the third sibling in the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah he was, he was. I love that. Next, in
Speaker 2: Danny's room, Joey and Jesse are getting Danny ready for
Speaker 2: their triple date. Danny thanks them for doing this and
Speaker 2: they assure him that everything is going to work out great.
Speaker 2: Danny admits he can't believe he really met a woman.
Speaker 2: He says, I was charming. I asked her out, and
Speaker 2: she said, yes, I was like a real guy, wasn't I.
Speaker 2: Jesse spray's little banaka in Danny's mouth and holds up
Speaker 2: a mirror.
Speaker 1: Taste it. My eyes watered at the spray was the
Speaker 1: best banaka. I'm pretty sure had as much alcohol content
Speaker 1: as like a shot of onput. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: if you really committed to like three or four oh
Speaker 1: and then like got in your car and blew a breathalyzer,
Speaker 1: you'd probably get arrested, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: I don't think banaka exists anymore, and that is probably
Speaker 2: the reason why.
Speaker 1: Too many, right, I'm sure it went the way of
Speaker 1: like four loco and someone was just drinking banaka cut.
Speaker 1: Someone's always got to ruin it, darn, Someone's always yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't have this is why we can't have terrible things,
Speaker 1: because they ruin those two.
Speaker 2: So Jesse holds up a mirror for Danny, and Danny
Speaker 2: is just enthusiastic about how he looks. He says he
Speaker 2: is happening. Oh yeah, he's very excited. But then his
Speaker 2: mood lowers a bit and he says, you know, I've
Speaker 2: been thinking maybe it's time for me to take my
Speaker 2: wedding ring off. Danny reminisces that Pam gave this ring
Speaker 2: to him thirteen years ago, and he explains it's like
Speaker 2: a part of me. Jesse assures him, I know my
Speaker 2: sister and I know she would want you to get
Speaker 2: on with your life. Oh, it's a nice little tonal
Speaker 2: shift here from silly to to sentiential.
Speaker 1: To get on with your life, get on with your life.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Well, I just who he was like, I know my
Speaker 1: sister and I know she'd want you to just just
Speaker 1: move on, just come on, just get it, just get
Speaker 1: on with your life. Yeah, I was like, Oh, spoken
Speaker 1: like something written by an Yeah, it's not like she
Speaker 1: would want you to find happiness, right, No, she wants
Speaker 1: you to get on with you.
Speaker 2: Just get on with it. Come on, it stops spiraling
Speaker 2: and get on.
Speaker 1: Sort of a Jessy thing to say, Not exactly, mister
Speaker 1: sensitive Joe.
Speaker 2: It's very on brand for his character.
Speaker 1: That was as mushy as he gets.
Speaker 2: So then Joey chimes in, assuring him that bringing something
Speaker 2: new into his life won't make his memories any less special.
Speaker 1: There we go, Thanks Joey and well thought out Joey
Speaker 1: with his wise little Yoda quips that he comes out
Speaker 1: with sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had no idea that Joey was as smart
Speaker 2: in these early.
Speaker 1: You know, he's had a couple moments of real emotional intelligence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who knew? Who knew? And thank goodness, there's somebody,
Speaker 2: somebody that has this emotional intelligence in the house. So
Speaker 2: Danny thanks the boys, and as the boys leave the room,
Speaker 2: Danny hangs back to take off his ring and place
Speaker 2: it on his dresser. Yeah, then you get the little
Speaker 2: sad sad violins. Take us to a commercial break, and
Speaker 2: when we come back, I all of a sudden realized
Speaker 2: what episode this was.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh, ring goes.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's what jogged your memory. Yet you're like oh.
Speaker 2: So we come back to stephan DJ's room, where DJ
Speaker 2: is sitting on her bed chatting on the phone with
Speaker 2: Kimmy Gibbler. She tells her that this babysitting job is
Speaker 2: a piece of cake. She gets two dollars and fifty
Speaker 2: cents to watch TV and have Stephanie wait on her
Speaker 2: hand and foot. Stephanie walks in carrying a huge tray
Speaker 2: of popcorn, soda, the TV guide, extra napkins, and salt,
Speaker 2: Dj asks for her slippers, and Steph replies sarcastically, we
Speaker 2: have to keep her majesty happy. It's such a funny read.
Speaker 2: Jody just I.
Speaker 1: Was so into so I get to be a snarky,
Speaker 1: little smart ass that was always I was like, ah, well,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 2: It's always been a part of you. This sarcasure innate
Speaker 2: and Hattie a roast a turkey. So she reaches into
Speaker 2: DJ's closet and hands the slippers to DJ. DJ asks,
Speaker 2: aren't you going to put them on me? And Steff's
Speaker 2: smile lowers, I'm not touching your cooty feet. And next
Speaker 2: we're in the living room. The doorbell rings multiple times
Speaker 2: and the guys rush downstairs to start their dates. Danny
Speaker 2: opens the door to Cheryl and Zoe, but Danny flips around.
Speaker 2: He instantly panics and thinks that Denise has backed out,
Speaker 2: but the girls interject to say that Denise is just
Speaker 2: trying to find a parking space.
Speaker 1: Finally, someone that can't find a parking spot at this house,
Speaker 1: right that that's the most realistic thing. You've been able
Speaker 1: to just bring a horse pull, you know, every motorcycles,
Speaker 1: cars just all into the backyard and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So finally we have some realistic San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Somebody needs the parking spot and it's not there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This, this, this really tracked. So Danny's relieved that
Speaker 2: Cheryl hasn't ditched him. She's just parking the car. Denise,
Speaker 2: not Cheryl's. I get these I get these ladies confused
Speaker 2: all the time. I'm just warning you right now.
Speaker 1: I'm still not exactly sure which one's which other than Denise,
Speaker 1: the Cheryl and Zoe, I'm like, I don't know which
Speaker 1: one was Witchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they're kind of interchangeable, you know, It's
Speaker 2: like right, honestly.
Speaker 1: Well, Zoe was the one that was supposed to be
Speaker 1: with Joey.
Speaker 2: Because Joey and Zoe okay, right, yes, and she ends
Speaker 2: up being the bitter Cakes, the bitter Cakes attitude just.
Speaker 1: Did not want to be there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the couples are all introducing themselves to one another,
Speaker 2: and Joey tells Zoe she has an unusual name and asks,
Speaker 2: are you one of Frank Zappa's kids? Everybody?
Speaker 1: For those of you that are like, who is Frank Zappa?
Speaker 1: Just a little side note here, Frank Zappa was a
Speaker 1: guitar player sort of like an acid rock guitar player.
Speaker 1: Uh and like the load of the six season seventies anyway,
Speaker 1: names his kids some interesting things. But was you know,
Speaker 1: a rock and roll star and known for his unique
Speaker 1: naming of children, which, apparently Zoe was the strangest thing
Speaker 1: you'd ever heard. But wait till they get to the
Speaker 1: two thousands, right, just wait right, So Zoe is not
Speaker 1: amused with this joke. She has an annoyed look on
Speaker 1: her face, and she explains, I was named after my grandmother.
Speaker 1: It was her dying wish that her name live on,
Speaker 1: and the audience goes oooh yeah, just way to blow
Speaker 1: it right off the back right.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, not going well. Jesse interrupts this awkward
Speaker 2: silence and announces he will be checking on his cheese
Speaker 2: delight in the kitchen. I can't imagine what this is
Speaker 2: that he's made.
Speaker 1: Cheese. Cheese is delightful in and of itself. You don't
Speaker 1: need to do any cheese, is it cheese?
Speaker 2: Don't? That's just like, what is this all cheese?
Speaker 1: It's all cheese?
Speaker 2: Okay, just throw a bunch of cheese in a in
Speaker 2: a piracy you cook it at three.
Speaker 1: Give me some crackers, a little honey comb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cheese, the light dlight okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: So Danny walks in with Denise, who thoughtfully brought him
Speaker 2: a broccoli bouquet. It's very creative, you know.
Speaker 1: I like to feel like bringing people gifts on a
Speaker 1: first date isn't all. It's always a recipe for awkwardness.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I like at least if it's at his house.
Speaker 1: It's like if somebody brings you something on like a
Speaker 1: first date and they're like, here, I brought you with
Speaker 1: some cheesy gift.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw it more as like a housewarming, like
Speaker 2: they're having dinner at his housewarming.
Speaker 1: Broccoli is a housewarming, well like flowers, like usually you
Speaker 1: bring a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2: Even like a hostage, it feels like a hostess gift,
Speaker 2: like you present.
Speaker 1: A bouquet of Do you often bring broccoli bouquets as
Speaker 1: hostess gifts?
Speaker 2: Well, not yet, but I might after this episode, you know,
Speaker 2: cheaper than than flowers. I don't know.
Speaker 1: She look she's delight or nothing.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, bring cheese or you're not.
Speaker 1: On the cheese, or I'm not letting you in.
Speaker 2: So Jesse enters from the kitchen, Denise spots him and
Speaker 2: is flabbergasted. She says, I thought I would never see
Speaker 2: you again. She runs over to give Jesse a hug,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't hug her back.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, what happened?
Speaker 2: Oh? Danny is confused, and he says, have.
Speaker 1: You two met? Of course, of course they've met in
Speaker 1: the in the in the biblical term.
Speaker 2: Right, since they've met several times met.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Jesse lets out a small, awkward laugh, and Denise explains, well,
Speaker 2: we were sort of involved a while back. Danny's eyes
Speaker 2: grow wide and he asks, you're that Denise, and Cheryl
Speaker 2: chimes in, this is the Jesse and Zoe.
Speaker 1: We have so many questions. I need to know all
Speaker 1: of the gossip. What happened? There's a weekend in New
Speaker 1: Orleans coming.
Speaker 2: Out the tea Like give us the tea, Come on,
Speaker 2: Zoe says, oh, the one you named your puppy after.
Speaker 2: Like there is backstory here, okay?
Speaker 1: Is Denis a little stockrish because like, why would you
Speaker 1: name She ran up to hug him and he was
Speaker 1: like yeah, and then she named her puppy after him.
Speaker 1: After they broke up, Jese might be a little.
Speaker 2: Like whoa, she just can't get him out of her mind,
Speaker 2: like she's definitely.
Speaker 1: Would you never would you ever name your dog after
Speaker 1: an ex?
Speaker 2: No? No, And I wouldn't even name my dog after
Speaker 2: a current boyfriend, much less an ex boy. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: That would be weird too, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But yeah, name it after No, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be yeah.
Speaker 2: Because then you call the dog and you're just like,
Speaker 2: you know, Jesse go potty, and then it's just awkward.
Speaker 1: After and now it's weird. It's weird.
Speaker 2: It's just weird. Jesse go potty, Jesse go party. So
Speaker 2: Jesse tells them it is all ancient history. Now on
Speaker 2: cue the oven dings, and Jesse announces saved by the cheese. Delight.
Speaker 2: She's always saves the day, saves the day, Saved by
Speaker 2: the cheese. He leaves the room and the rest of
Speaker 2: them are left standing awkwardly. Yeah. Next in the bathroom,
Speaker 2: Stephanie pulls Michelle into the bathroom by her sleeve, and
Speaker 2: Michelle is wearing a huge blue sweatshirt and a red
Speaker 2: baseball cap placed sideways on her head.
Speaker 1: Now she looks like Et in the closet seat when
Speaker 1: they have Et all dressed up in like the big
Speaker 1: giant sweater and although she needed like a hat with
Speaker 1: you know, flowers on or something, but yeah, yeah, she's
Speaker 1: just like draping the sleeves a lot. It was so cute.
Speaker 2: Oh, it is so cute. And this sweater is such
Speaker 2: a distinctive blue. Is this the sweater that Bob wore
Speaker 2: in the pilot? I mean, you guys are dressing up
Speaker 2: in Danny's clothes, and I feel like Bob wore that big,
Speaker 2: like cornflower blue, yeah sweater in my pilot episode. Maybe
Speaker 2: you're right, Yeah, I think it is. At least I
Speaker 2: remember Bob wearing that for the thirtieth anniversary up in
Speaker 2: San Francisco when we went to tan.
Speaker 1: It all sort of blends together with what Yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: I think, I mean, I'm I'm like looking at trying
Speaker 1: to find old picture. No, I don't have an old
Speaker 1: original photo of but yeah, I think I think.
Speaker 2: In my mind that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I look like mister Bear again, you do, apparently,
Speaker 1: is my I love dressing up like mister Bhaar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote that down. He said Steph really loves
Speaker 2: dressing in trench coats, but doesn't mister Bear. Yeah, very cute.
Speaker 2: I just love that you guys are playing dress up
Speaker 2: with Danny's clothes. I mean, you don't have a mom
Speaker 2: to dress up in heels and dresses, so you should
Speaker 2: take Danny's blazers and hats. Why not?
Speaker 1: That's you know, gotta make do it is what it is.
Speaker 2: M hm. So Stephanie asks her little sister, who do
Speaker 2: we look like? Michelle? And Michelle answers. Daddy DJ walks
Speaker 2: in at this moment and yells freeze nerd bombers. She
Speaker 2: notices the outfits and asks what are they doing dressed
Speaker 2: in Dad's stuff. Stephanie lies and blames Michelle. DJ scolds them,
Speaker 2: saying she can't take her eyes off them for a minute.
Speaker 2: She orders them to take off all of the clothes immediately,
Speaker 2: and Steph throws up her hands and says, okay, don't
Speaker 2: have a hissy fit. DJ takes Danny's watch and wedding
Speaker 2: ring away from Steph. She grows more angry and says
Speaker 2: I'm in charge, and I say you're both in really
Speaker 2: big trouble. She walks over to the sink and we
Speaker 2: hear a clatter. She drops Danny's wedding ring down the
Speaker 2: drain and Michelle says, uh, oh, worst nightmare. Yeah, right right,
Speaker 2: this is this is definitely a worst nightmare, and we
Speaker 2: cut to a tense, very tense commercial break. When we
Speaker 2: come back, DJ is pacing the bathroom when Steph walks in,
Speaker 2: informing her that Michelle is in bed, which is excellent
Speaker 2: expository to get the get.
Speaker 1: Rid of the baby. We've gotten rid of the kid.
Speaker 1: Her hours are up on set and right right right
Speaker 1: cut her out of this and ask too many questions.
Speaker 1: Michelle's in bed.
Speaker 2: Stephanie asks if DJ got the ring out of the drain,
Speaker 2: to which DJ admits no, but I have a plan.
Speaker 2: She grabs Steph's tie and attaches her gum to the
Speaker 2: end of it, planning to drop it down the drain
Speaker 2: so the ring can stick to the gum and she'll
Speaker 2: be able to pull it out.
Speaker 1: It's pretty mcguy verescue of her. Yeah, I'm just good.
Speaker 2: I was kind of impressed.
Speaker 1: Good engineering.
Speaker 2: Thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it doesn't work, but good try.
Speaker 2: Definitely a good try. Steph tells her, but wait, you're
Speaker 2: gonna ruin Dad's tie, and DJ emphasizes that the ring
Speaker 2: is more important than the tie, telling Stephanie that she's
Speaker 2: so dumb. Steph asks, I'm dumb who knocked the ring
Speaker 2: down the drain, miss rocket scientist, You're just the sarcasm
Speaker 2: is just this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this episode Steph was just take take no prisoners.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, don't come for me.
Speaker 2: I love it. She's like, there's no parents in this room,
Speaker 2: like my parents around.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know exactly how I feel. Calm down. Yeah.
Speaker 2: DJ sticks the tie down the drain and thinks that
Speaker 2: she's got it until it gets stuck. Stuph lets out
Speaker 2: of fake yawn and says, well, i'd say the day
Speaker 2: is about shot. Good night, and she tries.
Speaker 1: To believe man know when to make an exit. Just
Speaker 1: you see things going south, you.
Speaker 2: Go, oh it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steph's dummy. Steph is wise beyond her, gonna end poorly.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving, but DJ calls her back in, explaining that
Speaker 2: she has to take the sink apart and Stephanie has
Speaker 2: to help her get Danny's toolbox. Steph lets a smile out.
Speaker 2: If I help you, will you let me stay up
Speaker 2: late and do whatever I want. DJ agrees, admitting that
Speaker 2: she'll never be in charge again after this, and then yeah,
Speaker 2: Steph's smile grows to be devious, and the camera just
Speaker 2: lingers on your little devious smile.
Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, I was like, and I'm looking at myself, going,
Speaker 1: what are you making it? Don't pick that faces, It's
Speaker 1: not a smile. What is that like?
Speaker 2: We're trying really hard. You looked a little constipated, but
Speaker 2: it was. It was mischievous, definitely mischievous, mischievous constipation. Well,
Speaker 2: you can't use the bathroom because it's you know, we
Speaker 2: can't use the bathroom much longer. It's about to become flooded.
Speaker 1: Well because there's only obviously only one bathroom in this house.
Speaker 2: So weird, so weird. So next we're in the kitchen
Speaker 2: where the triple daters are seated at the table, and
Speaker 2: just as Danny is about to sit down, Jesse pulls
Speaker 2: his chair right next to Denise, and Jesse says, ah,
Speaker 2: don't they look like a Hallmark card? Huh, he's definitely
Speaker 2: shipping them.
Speaker 1: Way to hang a hat on it, Jesse, you know,
Speaker 1: way to just be like, hey, if it's not awkward
Speaker 1: enough that I used to, you know, hang out with
Speaker 1: your current date here. Uh, I'm gonna make it really
Speaker 1: obvious that, like I'm trying to push you guys closer together.
Speaker 1: So it's not less awkward for me, but obviously it's
Speaker 1: way more awkward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just overcompensating for whatever guilty he's feeling for
Speaker 2: having dated this woman before. And poor Danny, he finally
Speaker 2: gets a date and it's one of Jesse's exes, Like,
Speaker 2: I feel bad for the guy.
Speaker 1: I feel bad. Danny definitely has a type, though, because
Speaker 1: she could almost.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you're right, the blonde, you know, very similar.
Speaker 2: He definitely has a type. So Joey changes the subject
Speaker 2: and tells Jesse he is the king of Blackened Swordfish.
Speaker 2: Denise turns her back on Danny and tells Jesse, I
Speaker 2: remember the first time we ate blackened Swordfish that weekend
Speaker 2: in New Orleans. Who says that, Come on, Denise.
Speaker 1: Come on. I literally wrote down, Denise, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1: You're not helping, That's what I'm saying. Denise is a
Speaker 1: little here's my take, Oh what's your take?
Speaker 2: What if? So?
Speaker 1: Denise is a little stockery, right, She's never gotten over Jesse.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm never gonna see you again. She's sort
Speaker 1: of been figuring out where he's at. She had hired
Speaker 1: like a private detective, starts shopping at the same market
Speaker 1: that he goes to, expecting to run into him doing
Speaker 1: the groceries, but instead Danny's shopping that week. So in
Speaker 1: a move on the spot, she decides, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: for Danny in order to get to the house. That's
Speaker 1: the whole reason that she said yes, she'd come over
Speaker 1: to the house. Maybe she even suggested it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think you're onto some theme.
Speaker 1: I bet she saying.
Speaker 2: She's so obsessed with Jesse. She studied the genealogy. She
Speaker 2: knows that Jesse is Danny's brother, and oh, she knows,
Speaker 2: she knows everything.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, we Denise might be she might be
Speaker 1: a little you know, what's the what's that movie of
Speaker 1: Fatal Attraction?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Whatever, Yeah, yeah, Oh she's yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: I'm not a Denise fan.
Speaker 1: Not Anise fan. And she doesn't know she's.
Speaker 2: She's no, she has no social cues, like no, come on,
Speaker 2: come on, just stop talking, Denise. Poor Danny, and he
Speaker 2: asked her. He's like, oh, you're that Denise too, Like
Speaker 2: Danny's heard all of these stories about.
Speaker 1: New Orleans, and in New Orleans.
Speaker 2: We need the backstory.
Speaker 1: I need the backstory because I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was good or bad what happened in New Orleans. But
Speaker 1: it was noteworthy whatever it.
Speaker 2: Was, you know, so it was it was became legendary,
Speaker 2: right it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something happened in New Orleans, and look, anything can happen.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. So Jesse asks joe to help him out,
Speaker 2: and Joey responds to Danny, Yeah, she's that Denise too, like,
Speaker 2: come on, like this table is full of idiots, you know.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: He then asks if anyone likes impressions, and Cheryl says no.
Speaker 1: People usually don't the answer to that question. Usually people
Speaker 1: go not really, this is.
Speaker 2: His default, like just winn out, just do an impression,
Speaker 2: you know. But Cheryl Cheryl says that she loves impressions.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's Cheryl. Cheryl's the one that was Okay.
Speaker 2: Got it, Cheryl the brunette. Yeah, that was sitting sort
Speaker 2: of adjacent to Joey. Right, So Joey imitates Jimmy Hendrix
Speaker 2: on the electric guitar, which is really I don't know
Speaker 2: how Dave got his mouth to do that, but it's
Speaker 2: very impression.
Speaker 1: I can't press it.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna attempt either, and so even though Cheryl
Speaker 2: loves this, Zoe is disgusted. Of course, Zoe says, Jimmy
Speaker 2: Hendrix was a great artist who lived a tortured and
Speaker 2: tragic life.
Speaker 1: What a wet blanket? Like, why is she here?
Speaker 2: Why we invited? This was.
Speaker 1: The whole time. Just walked in like I don't want
Speaker 1: to be here them bad attitude. She probably was like, hey,
Speaker 1: we're going out for girls' night, like the three of us,
Speaker 1: and then she got wrapped up in Denise's crazy plan
Speaker 1: and was like, I'm gonna go over to Jesse's house,
Speaker 1: but you have to actually go out on a date
Speaker 1: with j and like this whole thing. So maybe Zoe
Speaker 1: was the voice of reason on all this and was
Speaker 1: like this is a terrible idea. She didn't want to
Speaker 1: be here because she knows Denise is crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't want to be used as a decoy.
Speaker 1: Like she's like, yeah, She's like this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Maybe that okay, I feel better about.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If we know that Denise
Speaker 1: is crazy and Denise has wrangled her friends into this,
Speaker 1: Zoe is doesn't want to be here, and Cheryl might
Speaker 1: kind of be an idiot.
Speaker 2: So she's perfect for Joey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I think we Okay,
Speaker 1: this could give us some reason.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm tracking, I'm tracking with all of this. Steph
Speaker 2: energetically skips down the stairs and introduces her every to everyone. Hi, Stephanie,
Speaker 2: Judith Tanner, I live upstairs.
Speaker 1: In the attic. No, not yet, not yet.
Speaker 2: Danny wonders why is she down here, and Stephanie explains
Speaker 2: it's to teach them a new song she learned at school.
Speaker 2: She starts singing if You're happy and you know it,
Speaker 2: clap your hands, and tries to get everyone to join.
Speaker 2: This is just the most bizarre date ever.
Speaker 1: Like that wouldn't right. I get it, you know what.
Speaker 1: I am sorry that I have talked about Zoe this
Speaker 1: whole time. I wouldn't want to be here either. I
Speaker 1: would have the same face, like, what is happening?
Speaker 2: Why is there a kindergarten? This dude?
Speaker 1: I'm here and we got a broccoli bouquet, you can't
Speaker 1: find parking. We got a kid singing happy and you
Speaker 1: know it, clap your hands, making fun of Jimi Hendrix.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to be here. I get it. It's
Speaker 1: She's like, get me out.
Speaker 2: We're all Zoe, you know, we're all true, Like, why
Speaker 2: are you here? Yeah? What is happening? Then Stephanie switches
Speaker 2: the lyrics to if you're happy and you know it,
Speaker 2: cover your eyes, which everyone does. Then with everyone's eyes covered,
Speaker 2: DJ races downstairs and grabs the toolbox from the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Why it's in the kitchen I don't know, but she
Speaker 2: grabs the toolbox from the kitchen.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, well, now, with no garage, they
Speaker 1: had to put it in the kitchen. Oh maybe not
Speaker 1: in a cabinet. Well, I guess the implications that it's
Speaker 1: under the sink. But here's my thought, why come down
Speaker 1: from that direction when you've got two staircases, Go in
Speaker 1: the living room, crawl into the kitchen, right, take the
Speaker 1: toolbox and crawl out and crawl. It's no distraction it
Speaker 1: needs Yeah, well.
Speaker 2: Because that wouldn't be nearly as funny as the coup.
Speaker 1: That we just saw.
Speaker 2: This is true with stony distracting, but the joke has
Speaker 2: to work. But you're right, it would have been a
Speaker 2: lot more effective just to sneak in from the living room.
Speaker 1: Well maybe maybe DJ was the one that planned it,
Speaker 1: So steph would have planned it. She would have been like, living,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go in there and sing a song.
Speaker 1: I'm just just crawl in and crawl out.
Speaker 2: Stuff's a lot more conniving. So yeah, this had to
Speaker 2: be DJ's plan for sure. So stephan DJ run back
Speaker 2: upstairs while everyone continues singing. They finally open their eyes
Speaker 2: and look around, and there's like, what happened? What just happened?
Speaker 1: Where do the girls? Audience loved it.
Speaker 2: The audience cheered. They thought do you.
Speaker 1: Think they had their eyes covered and I just disappeared
Speaker 1: and they thought it was a magic.
Speaker 2: Trick or what like. They were like, yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, what do you think?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: It's cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just because the girls pulled one over on
Speaker 2: the adults. It was cute. It was cute, and the
Speaker 2: adults are probably just glad that the first grader is gone.
Speaker 1: It's dismayed, always like Jesus, what now? Thank God.
Speaker 2: So back in the bathroom, DJ and Stephanie are under
Speaker 2: the sink, taking apart to the pipes. DJ instructs Stephanie
Speaker 2: on how she is going to catch the ring. DJ
Speaker 2: loosens the pipe and water spews out. Everywhere and the girls.
Speaker 1: Scream I remember this, Oh yeah, tell me everything. The
Speaker 1: water was cold, and if you if you look at
Speaker 1: the floor, you can kind of see they've like pulled
Speaker 1: up the I think they pulled up the carpeting like
Speaker 1: it's just you know, like loose, not loose, but it's
Speaker 1: the carpeting isn't even there. It's like painted the same
Speaker 1: color as the carpeting, I think, and they I remember
Speaker 1: that they built and you'll kind of see when Bob
Speaker 1: comes into the bathroom, he kind of hops over something.
Speaker 1: They built like little barriers around the set to keep
Speaker 1: all the water in because otherwise you're gonna have water
Speaker 1: in the camera aisle. You're gonna so they had to
Speaker 1: build a little like you know, container sort of around
Speaker 1: around the base of it, and they had to put it,
Speaker 1: you know, around the baseboards of the of the set
Speaker 1: because otherwise it's gonna sink. So you know, there was
Speaker 1: a whole like little small pool kind of thing built
Speaker 1: to keep all of the water in. And the water
Speaker 1: I remember it was pretty cold.
Speaker 2: Oh I imagine those sets. The sound stage was very cold.
Speaker 1: So cold, yeah, water was I mean, you know, it
Speaker 1: wasn't like ice cold, but it was not like a
Speaker 1: nice warm shower, and I just remember trying not to laugh.
Speaker 1: That was always my thing, Like with the physical bits.
Speaker 1: I was having so much fun doing it, and you
Speaker 1: could kind of see as a little kid, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is way too much fun.
Speaker 2: Oh, this was a very ambitious special effect. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to picture how what was on the other side of
Speaker 2: the set, Like, how are they pumping this water through
Speaker 2: the pipes on the other side.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know that, but I'm sure it
Speaker 1: was just a hose that like came through the back
Speaker 1: into the you know, into that pipe and through the wall,
Speaker 1: and that was just there was some special effects person
Speaker 1: back there turning on the you know, turning on and
Speaker 1: off the water.
Speaker 2: This is this was very effective as far as special effects.
Speaker 2: Co Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So DJ in a panic, asks if Steph caught the ring,
Speaker 2: and she says, back, do I look like I caught
Speaker 2: the ring?
Speaker 1: Soaking wet?
Speaker 2: Soaking wet. She then asks if Stephanie knows how to
Speaker 2: turn the water off, and Steph replies, another stupid question.
Speaker 1: This is kind of my favorite stuff, but I have
Speaker 1: this this version of stuff is a vibe. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: is a vibe.
Speaker 2: I love it. So the water is still spewing from
Speaker 2: the sink and DJ frantically asks Steph to get something
Speaker 2: to catch the water in. Steph brings her tiny pink
Speaker 2: trash can that can't really hold all the water.
Speaker 1: No, but she I love. I just hold the toolbox
Speaker 1: off the thing, and I'm like, trash can move that
Speaker 1: just tools everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh it's a hot mess. Stephanie leaves to go
Speaker 2: get something bigger, and DJ mutters, this is worth more
Speaker 2: than two point fifty an hour. Yeah. Stefph returns with
Speaker 2: a big bowl of popcorn. She starts to eat it
Speaker 2: to try to empty it, and then she ends up
Speaker 2: just throwing it on the ground. I was supposed to.
Speaker 1: Throw it over my head, like over that way, and
Speaker 1: as I did it, I dropped the bowl and I
Speaker 1: was like ah, and we just went with it because
Speaker 1: it was there was now we had water. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: So it was like just all right, we're just going
Speaker 1: for it. But like I knew, I screwed it up.
Speaker 1: And I was like, just keep whatever, just keep going, yeah,
Speaker 1: keep going, Yeah, just make the joke work.
Speaker 2: Get on rolling. Yeah, you did it great, Okay, So
Speaker 2: DJ passes Stephanie the water and Steph dumps it back
Speaker 2: into the sink, only for it to spill out of
Speaker 2: the pipe again. The girls are running out of resources,
Speaker 2: and Steph suggests that they well, let's just get into
Speaker 2: bathing suits, because why not, you know, just negative swimming
Speaker 2: party if you're gonna be in this much trouble. Anyways,
Speaker 2: back in the kitchen, everyone is cleaning up from the
Speaker 2: date and Zoe is helpfully doing the dishes, and she
Speaker 2: tells Danny that his water pressure is running low, and
Speaker 2: he responds, well, that should be my only problem. Danny
Speaker 2: walks over to Jesse and Denise, and Denise takes the
Speaker 2: hint and heads for the living room so Danny and
Speaker 2: Jesse can talk privately. Danny asks, is there any woman
Speaker 2: in this city you haven't dated?
Speaker 1: Wow? He basically called Jessea Horrer. Yeah, sorry?
Speaker 2: Is he wrong? You know?
Speaker 1: No, he's not. He's not.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 1: But again, Denise might be crazy.
Speaker 2: She is. She and I be a little dog, But
Speaker 2: Jesse dodged a bullet here, It's true. Jesse tells him
Speaker 2: that he and Denise are done with and remember that
Speaker 2: she came over because she and Danny had a magical
Speaker 2: moment in the produce department. Danny doesn't believe him, and
Speaker 2: Jesse adds, she brought you a bouquet of broccoli. No
Speaker 2: woman has ever brought me broccoli.
Speaker 1: That's not something. That's not that's not it's not a
Speaker 1: convincing it's not convincing.
Speaker 2: Actually, no, it's a very good thing. Jesse tells him
Speaker 2: to go talk to her and get his vegetable charm on.
Speaker 2: Danny leaves for the living room, trying to do his
Speaker 2: cool guy walk and failing miserably at it. In the
Speaker 2: living room, Danny and Denise are sitting on the couch
Speaker 2: together drinking some tea with a very massive te set.
Speaker 2: Like they have enough tea to host an entire party, right,
Speaker 2: they have.
Speaker 1: Enough a tea for an entire Boston tea party. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a quite lot and cups, a lot of cups.
Speaker 2: A lot more cups than there were adults, for sure.
Speaker 2: Danny addresses that this date may be awkward because of
Speaker 2: her past with Jesse, admitting that it is awkward for
Speaker 2: him at least, and Denise apologizes for not being fair
Speaker 2: to Danny and tells him she is putting Jesse out
Speaker 2: of her mind. She adds, I came over here tonight
Speaker 2: because I thought you were sweet and charming, And Danny
Speaker 2: asks with a smile, Well, now what do you think?
Speaker 2: She tells him she still thinks he is sweet and charming.
Speaker 2: This is some very awkward flirting. Danny locks. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I know, I can feel it coming, and I was
Speaker 2: just cringing. Danny locks his eyes on her and slowly
Speaker 2: leans in for the kiss.
Speaker 1: But why why is he going to kiss her? Is
Speaker 1: he going to kiss her? Danny, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: He's not reading cues well at all at all. But
Speaker 2: he's wooed because she thought he's sweet and charming, so
Speaker 2: he just goes for it awkwardly, but he misses. She
Speaker 2: swerves her head and he cuts in because.
Speaker 1: She's and just bobs and weaves and slices his lip open.
Speaker 2: It's just that's what you're get, Danny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, poor guy.
Speaker 2: She apologizes again, but she just can't stop thinking about Jesse.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she is a horrible date. Stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm more annoyed with her than Zoe
Speaker 2: at this point, you know.
Speaker 1: All three of them? Yeah, does you know what? Go
Speaker 1: meet up with the girls from Seacrews, go, I don't know,
Speaker 1: figure something out, but like, just this isn't working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go find rock Sanna and join that band and
Speaker 2: lead Danny alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Danny's not he's trying too hard here.
Speaker 2: He is. It's his first date. It's technically well, this
Speaker 2: is his first date since Pam, so he's a little rough.
Speaker 1: He went on the date I remember, and then the chicken
Speaker 1: then she came back for like his birthday party things.
Speaker 1: So they obviously a few times.
Speaker 2: But in the Secrews episode he said he wasn't ready
Speaker 2: to date, so that he's like maybe a lunch So
Speaker 2: maybe he's gone on a lunch date, but he hasn't
Speaker 2: been on a proper evening date yet. I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's just awkward. He's Danny Tanner, but he's just awkward. Regardless.
Speaker 2: Danny h asks to be excused and says he needs
Speaker 2: to go clot his lip in the kitchen. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: that's romantic to talk about clotting right.
Speaker 1: Well, and also like what kind of earrings are you wearing?
Speaker 2: Good forward? What they were lethal? They were like jaggedy,
Speaker 2: I don't know what they were, but yeah they looked lethal.
Speaker 2: S So Danny walks into the kitchen while blotting his
Speaker 2: lip with a tissue, and Joey asks how it went.
Speaker 2: Danny sighs and says, I cut my lip kissing Denise,
Speaker 2: and Jesse remarks that girl is a wild animal.
Speaker 1: Shut up, stop it. We don't need to know about
Speaker 1: whatever weird freak things you did in New Orleans. Okay, stop?
Speaker 2: Just Denise is an enigma.
Speaker 1: Man like, Wow, Denise is an enigma, Joe Jesse just
Speaker 1: it's just Also, it's no one in this group has
Speaker 1: any sense. How did they all find partners?
Speaker 2: It's such a train wreck. This whole night is such
Speaker 2: a train wreck, and I am here for.
Speaker 1: It and we haven't even gotten to Danny finding the
Speaker 1: worst part.
Speaker 2: You're right, right, So Danny explains that he missed her
Speaker 2: lips and kissed her earring instead, and he tells Jesse
Speaker 2: that she is still hung up on him. Joey adds, well,
Speaker 2: if it makes you feel any better.
Speaker 1: My date hates my guts. I think she just hates
Speaker 1: everyone personally. She's just kind of miserable.
Speaker 2: She's just this sucks, right. Jesse chimes in to say,
Speaker 2: I promise you next time it's gonna be smooth sailing
Speaker 2: next time? Like what what next time?
Speaker 1: There's what next?
Speaker 2: Next? Next?
Speaker 1: Next time? Tuma, you find somebody to go on a
Speaker 1: date with that I haven't banged in the city of
Speaker 1: San Francisco, I don't know, you know what is that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Better luck next time finding someone that I haven't been with.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means other than like, next time,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be smooth sailing. Like this is I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously a horrible date, but like part of it is
Speaker 1: because you're making comments like she's a wild animal. Partley
Speaker 1: your fault, Jesse.
Speaker 2: There should not be a next time, please, no more
Speaker 2: triple dates ever. This is just so cringey but so
Speaker 2: fun So. Then as soon as Jesse says smooth sailing,
Speaker 2: cue the water from the ceiling. Jesse feels a drop
Speaker 2: of water, followed by an absolute downpour from the ceiling.
Speaker 2: Danny hopelessly stares at the water flooding down. As we
Speaker 2: cut to the bathroom, DJ and Stephanie are rotating dumping
Speaker 2: water into the bathtub little.
Speaker 1: Like Fireman Yes line going there, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Danny, Jesse and Joey Bargin yelling whoa, whoa, whoa, oh,
Speaker 2: and DJ ensure assures them that she has everything under control.
Speaker 2: Danny replies, everything under control, everything is underwater.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: The water suddenly stops because Jesse just turns off the
Speaker 2: water valve. Steph looks at dj and says, oh, well,
Speaker 2: let's remember that for next time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like one this time. That's one of the things
Speaker 1: my dad taught me very young. How if something is
Speaker 1: hears how to turn off the water.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the first rule of homeowners.
Speaker 1: Children are prone to overflowing things.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep. Sam is very smart, So Jody, Jody, you're Jody.
Speaker 2: Joey notices the tie with gum attached to the drain
Speaker 2: and he pulls on it. He says, you guys have
Speaker 2: been watching too much. Double Dare.
Speaker 1: Double Dare, for those of you that don't know, was
Speaker 1: a kid's game show on Nickelodeon back in the day
Speaker 1: that had ridiculous stunts and all kinds of things slide
Speaker 1: for younger viewers who're like, what's double there?
Speaker 2: Oh that was great. There were several iterations mark Summer's
Speaker 2: mostly I.
Speaker 1: Did an episode of Double Dare.
Speaker 2: I feel like I did too, or something.
Speaker 1: They did like celeb kid versions. Yeah, yeah, it got
Speaker 1: lost but I got slimmed.
Speaker 2: Hey, and that was fun. That was so fun. So
Speaker 2: DJ looks up to Danny and apologizes. She admits that
Speaker 2: she accidentally dropped his wedding ring down the drain. Danny
Speaker 2: looks distraught and choos everyone out of the bathroom. And
Speaker 2: I just cannot imagine the amount of water damage in
Speaker 2: this bathroom, with all that carpeting well poured down.
Speaker 1: Into the ceiling. Now we've got a hole in in
Speaker 1: a in a home that's obviously old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, the damage is extensive. I really and
Speaker 2: he's lost his wedding ring. I just I feel very
Speaker 2: bad for Danny this whole evening. So Danny walks DJ
Speaker 2: out of the bathroom and into the hallway, where the
Speaker 2: three women are just oddly standing there waiting.
Speaker 1: For them, right like what don't I don't need you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like they should have gone home. They really should
Speaker 2: have left, like they've.
Speaker 1: Been wanting to leave forever. Why wouldn't they go up there?
Speaker 2: They follow the guys up there and just wait off for.
Speaker 1: That's the perfect time to be like well.
Speaker 2: Your yeah, yeah answer. Nope, They're just waiting there awkwardly,
Speaker 2: and Danny announces that he needs a moment with his daughter.
Speaker 2: Steph looks around and says, I think I'm gonna tuck
Speaker 2: myself right into bed and get a full night's sleep.
Speaker 2: She smiles and brings her hands to her heart, adding
Speaker 2: I'm the good daughter, always taking advantage of any situation.
Speaker 1: It's like my kids did this last night. Dolly did
Speaker 1: something and be was like, oh, so glad it wasn't me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you was just like yep, that's how it.
Speaker 2: Works, always taking advantage when the other sibling isn't true.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Michelle starts to cry from her room, and Joey says
Speaker 2: he'll check on her and adds, I guess my guess
Speaker 2: is that she's wet too. Cheryl grabs his arm and
Speaker 2: asks if she can help him, because because she loves babies.
Speaker 2: So with just Denise, Zoe and Jesse left in the hallway,
Speaker 2: Denise asks Jesse, can I talk to you for a moment.
Speaker 2: Jesse agrees and points her in the direction of his
Speaker 2: room so.
Speaker 1: That Zoe can stand there and fix the hall's.
Speaker 2: She's just awkward. This was I swear this. They probably
Speaker 2: just told this actress, we need busy hands, so like,
Speaker 2: do something, just make yourself busy. So she's like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I'll just adjust this painting on the wall.
Speaker 1: She yeah, it was odd.
Speaker 2: Continuing the awkwardness of this entire episode. In Jesse's room,
Speaker 2: Denise suggests that this could all be happening so they
Speaker 2: could have a second chance together. Jesse takes a deep
Speaker 2: Berniece Giz, she's graat.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you she spen stalking Jesse zaul A Ruse
Speaker 1: to try and get him back.
Speaker 2: You are onto something. I totally agree with this theory,
Speaker 2: but Jesse is not buying it. He says, you know,
Speaker 2: Danny really really likes you. Jesse explains how the timing
Speaker 2: is off between him and Denise and if it doesn't
Speaker 2: work out between her and Danny, okay, but Jesse doesn't
Speaker 2: want to be the reason why they don't work out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's kind of already the reason why it
Speaker 1: didn't work out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it started off on the late foot.
Speaker 1: That ship that's speaking of ships, that ship has sailed.
Speaker 1: He didn't make it worse, but he's already the reason,
Speaker 1: and he's already the reason that this isn't going to
Speaker 1: work between them.
Speaker 2: But I feel like season one, Jesse would have just
Speaker 2: been like, all right, let's just go at it right
Speaker 2: here in the bedroom filled with pink bunnies. But season two,
Speaker 2: Jesse is like, no, no, this is a bro code.
Speaker 2: I Am not going to ja now because Danny has
Speaker 2: a crush on her, or had a crush on her,
Speaker 2: I don't know if he still does. Danny's just trying
Speaker 2: to clock.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he made the right choice. But I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I think them not working out is already.
Speaker 2: It's too late, too late for that. So Denise understand.
Speaker 2: But she just has one question, why are you living
Speaker 2: in a room with so many pink bunnies? Jesse smirks
Speaker 2: and says, well, it started off with two bunnies and
Speaker 2: then uh ha ha ha, making a joke about bunny reproduction.
Speaker 1: The bunnies do what buddies do.
Speaker 2: Bunnies are gonna bunnies are gonna bunny. Yes. So in
Speaker 2: Michelle's room, we see Joey and Cheryl are putting Michelle
Speaker 2: to bed. Joey does a Kermit the Frog impression, and
Speaker 2: Cheryl thinks that this is adorable. Joey thinks she's talking
Speaker 2: about Michelle, but she's really talking about him. M m okay.
Speaker 2: Michelle looks at Cheryl and says pretty, and Joey agrees, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's very pretty. Way to go, Joey, He's got some
Speaker 2: game here.
Speaker 1: You know, Joey's the only one that seems to be
Speaker 1: having any success in this evening. Like talk about a
Speaker 1: plot twist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Joey's the most successful bachelor in this house tonight. Wow.
Speaker 2: But I was proud of him. So in Danny's room,
Speaker 2: DJ and Danny are sitting on the edge of his bed.
Speaker 2: DJ tells him how sorry she is for losing his ring.
Speaker 2: She knows she should have come to him in the
Speaker 2: first place, but she panicked. She adds, I learned a
Speaker 2: good lesson in responsibility, and Danny nods, well, okay, don't
Speaker 2: let it happen again, and he stands and starts to leave,
Speaker 2: but DJ's caught off guard. She said, that is the
Speaker 2: worst dad speech I have ever heard. Danny tells her
Speaker 2: he had a horrible night with Denise and says, oh,
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just not the dating type. DJ. I
Speaker 2: feel so bad for him. His self esteem has just
Speaker 2: been obliterated. DJ cracks a smile and tells him that's
Speaker 2: not true. She says, Dad, you're a fox. If some
Speaker 2: girl is too dumb to see that, you don't want
Speaker 2: her anyway, There you go, there you go. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know if i'd call my dad a fox, but.
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: But she's trying to. She's, you know, she's hyping him up,
Speaker 2: which is a good thing for her to do.
Speaker 1: Have you ever called anyone a fox like that person
Speaker 1: a fox?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I've never definitely never described a relative.
Speaker 1: As a fox.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I think I'm about several decades too young. So he
Speaker 1: called a fox?
Speaker 2: Okay, I agree, I agree. So Danny hugser and admits
Speaker 2: that that was the best daughter speech he has ever heard.
Speaker 2: Zoe then knocks on the door holding Danny's ring. DJ
Speaker 2: jumps up, yelling thank you, thank you, thank you, and
Speaker 2: then she leaps. Zoe explains where she found the ring,
Speaker 2: and she tells Danny how she can't stand a messy bathroom.
Speaker 2: Danny's ears perk up, and he says, really, I love
Speaker 2: that in a woman.
Speaker 1: She is a miserable person, Danny.
Speaker 2: She's miserable.
Speaker 1: No, don't just because she found the wedding ring, because
Speaker 1: it was on the floor, because six other people standing
Speaker 1: in the bathroom weren't paying attention right.
Speaker 2: Right, No, it's like, but he's enamored with her cleanliness,
Speaker 2: he's found a kindred spirit and he's blinded by this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess Danny's just had a really crappy night,
Speaker 1: I guess, And just anything is you know, making him
Speaker 1: happy If the only person he's connecting to is Zoe,
Speaker 1: go to bed, man, Just go to bed. Call it
Speaker 1: a night. You're done. The house is flooded, you got
Speaker 1: a hole in your kitchen ceiling. This one's miserable, this
Speaker 1: one's stalking Jesse. Just be done with it. Just call
Speaker 1: this a day and move on.
Speaker 2: Call it a night, Yes, move on. Yeah. So the
Speaker 2: next scene, we are in the living room and Danny
Speaker 2: fetches Denise's coat as she thanks him for a nice evening. Okay, Denise, sure, liar, liar, liar.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He leans in to kiss her on the cheek, but
Speaker 2: he moves her earring first for safety reasons. Jesse tells
Speaker 2: Denise he enjoyed saying goodbye as friends. Joey tells Cheryl
Speaker 2: how much he enjoyed meeting her. Then Joey goes in
Speaker 2: for a kiss and they make out.
Speaker 1: Why is every Why is everyone? In this scene making.
Speaker 2: Out, I don't know why. I don't know.
Speaker 1: At least goes back to the secret thing. But it's
Speaker 1: so it's it's so.
Speaker 2: It's so secret, it is so crusy.
Speaker 1: So but it's so odd and it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't feel that like like go to the front door,
Speaker 2: go to the stupid kiss.
Speaker 1: Has a first kiss in a room full of like
Speaker 1: six other people when you're not in like middle school,
Speaker 1: you know what I.
Speaker 2: Mean, Like it's not a makeout party, a makeout.
Speaker 1: Party, or I guess it is really by all in, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they're certainly under the impression that it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just that was so weird. And then and
Speaker 1: then we keep going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, the making out just yeah, it just keeps going,
Speaker 2: it keeps getting worse. Yeah. So then we have Danny
Speaker 2: saying goodbye to Zoe, and first he says, remember always
Speaker 2: pre soak your find washables, and Zoe finishes his sentence
Speaker 2: in tepid water and they make out because you know
Speaker 2: that's an Afrogigiak is talking about.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that is the most tepid kiss I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that was yeah, speaking of tepid,
Speaker 1: that was I've had as much passion as a as
Speaker 1: a snail, you know what I mean? Like it just
Speaker 1: was like just nothing, no crazy, I mean, which is
Speaker 1: I guess what happens when you're making out in your
Speaker 1: living room with six other people? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no?
Speaker 1: And has no one learned yet? This is not This
Speaker 1: does not for romance, nake. You know.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you feel the same way, But I am
Speaker 2: I am curious. Is this cringey because it's cringey? Or
Speaker 2: is it cringey because we can't picture Bob and Dave
Speaker 2: as like making it ring It's not just us because
Speaker 2: of our relationship with David, but it's not just cringey
Speaker 2: because it's them.
Speaker 1: I don't care who you put in this.
Speaker 2: You don't care who it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, you put in muppets for all I can. It's weird.
Speaker 1: It's everyone's making out and having these weird moments and
Speaker 1: talking about tepid water. And just get the hell out
Speaker 1: of this house. This has been a terrible night. You
Speaker 1: didn't have fun, stop lying, Just leave.
Speaker 2: Leave. There's no recovering from this house.
Speaker 1: You could have just disappeared into the night, and now
Speaker 1: you're here having this awkward makeout session.
Speaker 2: I just it's just so understand man. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 2: need for this awkward lawn drawn out goodbye, Like, just
Speaker 2: get the hell out of there, ladies, please please, But
Speaker 2: Danny apparently enjoyed this. He leans back and he says,
Speaker 2: have mercy. So so creepy, so creepy.
Speaker 1: Just it's just so creepy, it's so weird.
Speaker 2: So the ladies tell Joey and Danny to call them,
Speaker 2: and Denise looks right at Jesse, saying, Jesse, don't call me.
Speaker 1: Don't if anyone call each none of you call each other,
Speaker 1: Luke phone numbers, disconnect the phone, leave it on.
Speaker 2: I don't know, don't even You got to find a
Speaker 2: new market now too, because you don't want to risk
Speaker 2: running into Denise again in the brockway.
Speaker 1: She might, I think. Now at this point, she's realized
Speaker 1: her talking didn't work out so well, so she's got
Speaker 1: a she's finally pissed, you know. She's like, don't call me.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, she's she realizes it's she's about to get
Speaker 2: a restraining order put on her side. She's like, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna just.
Speaker 1: Right stock and then it turns real dark when she
Speaker 1: makes mention of you know, a pink bunny and leaves
Speaker 1: it on the front porch. I'm just saying, very fatal attraction, right.
Speaker 2: This is yeah a full house after dark, right, full
Speaker 2: house after dark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's your pink bunnies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Danny stands there laughing, and he says, and
Speaker 2: you were worried the blind dates wouldn't work out. Joey
Speaker 2: agrees and mentions that the bathroom is still a mess.
Speaker 2: Danny responds, all handle it, boys, I'm feeling so good
Speaker 2: I might just clean the whole house. He starts singing
Speaker 2: to all the girls I loved before again and leaps.
Speaker 2: Joey runs after Cheryl, and Jesse turns around and whimpers,
Speaker 2: and that is our show, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Jesse is the only one that can honest look at
Speaker 1: the night and go this was terrible, Like this was
Speaker 1: just bad, right. You know it's such.
Speaker 2: A plot twist that Jesse's the one that he's the
Speaker 2: one that ends up with no date, whereas the other
Speaker 2: two made a connection at least with the with the
Speaker 2: other was.
Speaker 1: Just I just you know, you act like that the
Speaker 1: whole first part of the night.
Speaker 2: There's no I'm no redeeming yourself.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't need your attitude.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, this is not not my favorite episode. No,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't as bad as Sea Crews. It wasn't
Speaker 2: a bathroom scenes because of the girls and their bathroom shenanigans.
Speaker 2: That's what saved the episode for me.
Speaker 1: Kind of true, that was the fun. I mean not
Speaker 1: to be not it's not because you know I was
Speaker 1: in those scenes, but I do feel that that.
Speaker 2: Was Oh it's true. Yeah. No, I'm I'm the third
Speaker 2: party here, the unbiased one. I'm like, no, this is
Speaker 2: you guys saved the entire episode. I did because I
Speaker 2: was like, is it just.
Speaker 1: Me or is this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we.
Speaker 1: Know it's got a triple date. We were like, oh,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you got to throw in you know,
Speaker 2: one of these adult centers.
Speaker 1: The guy's gotta have this exactly, They've got to have
Speaker 1: these things every once in a while. But the it
Speaker 1: was the ring and the and the uh the sink
Speaker 1: issues that really, oh hide the room together.
Speaker 2: It was great. I loved watching it. It was very satisfying.
Speaker 1: Yes it was.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was fun, and I'm happy that these three
Speaker 2: women will not be back on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm glad they finally got to leave.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was a relief.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they didn't. It was weird though. They
Speaker 1: were like oh boh mercy later like yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: they had a terrible night.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did too. But you know, I wonder if
Speaker 2: they ever ate the broccoli too from the broccoli bouquet,
Speaker 2: or if they did they even get to eat. I
Speaker 2: don't think they even got to eat.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they did the fish.
Speaker 2: They had the black and swordfish, and Zoe was doing dishes,
Speaker 2: so they at least got to eat something, right, They did.
Speaker 1: Get to eat, And then they drank three cups of
Speaker 1: coffee each out of the Sephard cups, right, because he
Speaker 1: said enough. Yeah, there was a tea set of royalty
Speaker 1: seven people.
Speaker 2: Right. Oh but oh, dear, well, do you have any
Speaker 2: everywhere you looks for everywhere you look? Oh tell me,
Speaker 2: tell me.
Speaker 1: I haven't everywhere you look. In the beginning, uh huh
Speaker 1: of the thing, when Danny walks in with the uh
Speaker 1: non handled grocery bags.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, if you.
Speaker 1: Look on the counter when Jesse is standing there putting
Speaker 1: groceries away, there's not one, but two boxes of oat boats.
Speaker 1: Oh there's two boxes of boxes. Yes, two boxes of
Speaker 1: oat boats.
Speaker 2: I think they, okay, have a competing cereal, it's got
Speaker 2: to be oat boats.
Speaker 1: I feel like oat boats has a lock on San Francisco. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they have cornered the market and they're like, all
Speaker 1: you can get in San Francisco is oat boats. That's it.
Speaker 2: There's no other choices. There's no cheerios, there's no wheaties.
Speaker 2: It's oat boats. I'm surprised Warner Brothers didn't somehow catapult
Speaker 2: this into making real oat boats that people could buy
Speaker 2: and licensing looks oat boats, you know, they.
Speaker 1: They never do licensing stuff. That was all like Jeff
Speaker 1: Franklin and his mom did all of the like dolls
Speaker 1: and the licensing stuff. Warner Brothers never really, they didn't care.
Speaker 1: It was in. I feel like it wasn't quite in
Speaker 1: the days where like you had merch for everything. Now
Speaker 1: I feel like you could probably totally sell that.
Speaker 2: Now everything is overly merched.
Speaker 1: Right back in. Although spoiler alert, guys, oatboats are just
Speaker 1: cheerios by another name, so they're not don't get too excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nothing special, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: But it's San Francisco. It's a it's a San Francisco treat.
Speaker 1: It isats yep.
Speaker 2: San Francisco treat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was my everywhere you look, Okay, I have?
Speaker 2: What do I have?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I have?
Speaker 2: The sweater that DJ is wearing in this episode was
Speaker 2: a repeat. It's a repeater. Did you recognize this episode?
Speaker 1: Right? I did recognize it. We have seen she wears.
Speaker 2: It in the horse montage in DJ's very First Horse,
Speaker 2: and this is the sweater that she holds up in
Speaker 2: the opening title shot. In the opening credits, she kind
Speaker 2: of in her closet, she holds up a sweater and
Speaker 2: this is the one. So right, I'm impressed they were
Speaker 2: repeating sweaters so soon after DJ's First Horse episode.
Speaker 1: I wonder if maybe somehow that was I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: shot on the first day, but maybe no, maybe our
Speaker 1: war budget just wasn't big yet and they were budget.
Speaker 2: Well that's I think that's a new thing too. We
Speaker 2: don't we don't repeat outfits anymore.
Speaker 1: In that's also that like those modern day shows that
Speaker 1: it's like you can't repeat outfits. You're like, right, because
Speaker 1: that wouldn't be a human thing to do. You never
Speaker 1: worn the same sweater or twice.
Speaker 2: Right, It's so unrealistic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got Danny got cash. If he's living like that,
Speaker 1: everybody gets new outfits every day.
Speaker 2: No, I like it makes it more realistic when the
Speaker 2: girls repeat their outfits. But I did.
Speaker 1: I did notice that it was the sort of fuzzy
Speaker 1: cable knit geometric sweat she love.
Speaker 2: DJ loved her geometric sweater, favorite fuzzy ones. You know,
Speaker 2: you had your three D sweaters and DJ had her GMT.
Speaker 1: I like to dress like mister Bear, DJ your favorite sweater.
Speaker 2: Everyone had their thing.
Speaker 1: Kimmy was dressed like missus treunch Bull. You know, everyone
Speaker 1: had a look.
Speaker 2: I love the eighties. I miss it.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't. I don't you know. I just I
Speaker 1: look like I had my little side pony in this episode.
Speaker 2: It was so cute.
Speaker 1: My husband always makes fun of my side pony.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, you you rocked the side pony.
Speaker 1: There's actually a song called side Pony by this band
Speaker 1: that I, oh gosh, why can't I remember? Is it
Speaker 1: that today today she Trucks band that they have a
Speaker 1: song about a side pony, and I just always think
Speaker 1: that's about Stephanie. Tanner probably has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2: But I like to think so please watch an episode
Speaker 2: with Mescal and tell us what he says. Like I'm
Speaker 2: dying to hear his comment.
Speaker 1: He would just be like, do I have to Am
Speaker 1: I gonna have to be on the show? Do I
Speaker 1: have to talk? Like you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: you would just be like, I'm gonna If you want
Speaker 1: me to, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: But like, no, no, well I know he wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to come on the show, but I just know, God,
Speaker 2: I just want to know what he thought of six
Speaker 2: year old Joe Sweeten with your perm and your sight.
Speaker 1: I mean, he watched the show occasionally, He's like, he goes,
Speaker 1: I was like a little older than you. He's like,
Speaker 1: but you know, I saw it occasionally, He's like, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't you know, I was jam he was right
Speaker 1: because he's a little older than like you and canvas.
Speaker 1: So he yeah, he was already like I don't want
Speaker 1: to watch it.
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, fair enough, which.
Speaker 1: Is probably good because you know, it might be kind
Speaker 1: of weird to like be like, hey, I remember you
Speaker 1: at six, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that were very kills it. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: fair enough. Point taken.
Speaker 1: Point taken. But if I do ever get him to
Speaker 1: watch an episode. I will make sure and let you
Speaker 1: know what he says. I'm sure the reviews will be fabulous. Right, well, man,
Speaker 1: another fun and fabulous episode. Uh, you know it was
Speaker 1: down ranking down at the bottom. But that's okay.
Speaker 2: But that's okay.
Speaker 1: Everything's going to be our favorite, right.
Speaker 2: Right, that's expected. Not everything's going to be a home run.
Speaker 2: That is okay.
Speaker 1: Well, what what was our first what was our number
Speaker 1: one episode? We had was the very first horse, Jay's
Speaker 1: very first horse.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: We picked that one.
Speaker 2: The winner so far, so far at this point.
Speaker 1: Well, it's still it's still in the running, much like
Speaker 1: that horse. Yes, all right, well, thank you everyone for
Speaker 1: joining us for another fun and fabulous episode of how
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Speaker 1: and remember, the house is small, but the.
Speaker 2: M you got cocky, see Adri is not here to
Speaker 2: keep you.
Speaker 1: A world as small, but the house is full.
Speaker 2: There, it is there, it is I'm secretly please that
Speaker 2: you screw and the day is complete.
Speaker 1: Now you're welcome.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: M hmm