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Speaker 1: all right, Thank you. Nephew's subject noisy naughty new neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a thirty eight year old

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Speaker 1: married woman and my husband and I have lived downtown

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Speaker 1: and a nice condo for the past six years. We

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Speaker 1: get along well with all of our neighbors, but a

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Speaker 1: couple of months ago, a single young man moved into

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Speaker 1: the condo next door to us, and now we're having

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Speaker 1: a big issue with him. Since we've all been quarantined.

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Speaker 1: Our neighbor has been into porn and it's driving my

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Speaker 1: husband and I crazy. Every morning, we know when he

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Speaker 1: wakes up because from about eight to nine am, we

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Speaker 1: can hear moaning and groaning, cussing, all kinds of nasty

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Speaker 1: stuff coming through the walls, and you can hear it

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Speaker 1: in the hallway. He must be watching porn and stereo

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Speaker 1: with his surround sound on. He has a very regular

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Speaker 1: schedule of watching it in the morning for about an hour,

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Speaker 1: and then again from around one till two am one

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Speaker 1: am until two am for about up to about ninety minutes.

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Speaker 1: Usually some afternoons he will turn on porn for what

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Speaker 1: we assume is a quickie because it only lasts for

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Speaker 1: about thirty minutes. My husband thought it was funny at first,

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Speaker 1: and he jokingly told me to invite my younger sister

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Speaker 1: over to meet him. I am sure it's hard being

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Speaker 1: to get some headphones so we don't have to know

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Speaker 1: how he's passing the time. We are sick of hearing

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Speaker 1: his freaky one man shows, and I'm about to go

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Speaker 1: to the homeowner's association and let them handle it. My

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Speaker 1: husband says to calm down because the guy will be embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: So I told my husband either he has to talk

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Speaker 1: to the neighbor or I'm reporting it. Is there any

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Speaker 1: way we can deal with this in a polite manner.

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Speaker 1: It's getting out of hand, no pun intended. Wow, Well,

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Speaker 1: I agree with you. One hundred percent. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: should not have to be uncomfortable in your own home.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what it is, porn, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't have to be uncomfortable. I also agree that

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Speaker 1: something needs to be done with this situation. You know,

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Speaker 1: if you all do decide to report him, I just say,

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Speaker 1: if you report him to the homeowners association, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: probably have to do that anonymously because it could cause

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Speaker 1: major problems with your little nasty neighbor. It could he

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Speaker 1: might even turn it up louder. I suggest you and

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Speaker 1: your husband leave a nice note or just shoe maybe

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Speaker 1: tell your husband you're doing it. Leave a nice note

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Speaker 1: under the door, asking him nicely to turn that mess down.

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Speaker 1: But um, you know, make it a nice note. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You know, maybe you can mention headphones to him. He

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Speaker 1: should try headphones, mention EarPods. Uh, you know, put a

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Speaker 1: please and thank you in there. Don't judge him or anything.

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Speaker 1: Or you know, you and the other neighbors and the

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Speaker 1: building could also get together and go to the home

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Speaker 1: association or write a note to the home association. And

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Speaker 1: because it's a problem, I mean, it is a problem.

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Speaker 1: It's disturbing it's too loud. He could turn it down.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with him turning it down? Why does it

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Speaker 1: have to be so loud? You know surround sound is

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Speaker 1: booming and there, so write a nice note. If that

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Speaker 1: doesn't work, then go to the home association with an

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Speaker 1: anonymous note. If that doesn't work, get together. You guys

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Speaker 1: gotta have a meeting then, and somebody's gonna have to

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Speaker 1: say something to him, doesn't He doesn't have to know

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Speaker 1: that it's you. They can do it anemously, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: something definitely has to be done. I say, do it

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Speaker 1: in the form of a great note, Steve. I disagree

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Speaker 1: with everything Shirley just said one hundred and a thousand percent.

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Speaker 1: I disagree with everything she said. It ain't your damn business.

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Speaker 1: And why oh why so? I told my husband either

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Speaker 1: he has to talk to the neighbor. But why would

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Speaker 1: you put this on your husband? What? She can't go

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Speaker 1: over there by herself? Why is she going over there?

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Speaker 1: It's quarantine. We're going through it in hill this boy

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Speaker 1: by herself. See, you got a husband over there. This boy,

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Speaker 1: this young man, he ain't that by himself. He wake

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Speaker 1: Click click, he got all stormage tapes, Jeremy Daniel. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they're moaning and groaning and customs. Yeah, that's see, Charley,

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Speaker 1: you ain't watching loud like that. Oh you better what

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Speaker 1: you ain't. And so the only thing I'm confused about

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Speaker 1: are they listening to him or is it the tapes

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Speaker 1: that they play in that's loud. I think it's the

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Speaker 1: tapes because she said the surrounding sound. She mentioned all

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Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, see that's the problem. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: now there's a lot of porn where it ain't no

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Speaker 1: cussing in it, but it Blacktail is all cussings here. Yea,

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Speaker 1: it could be he got here on Blacktail. Blacktail is

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Speaker 1: all customs, its profanity through the whole thing. When I

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Speaker 1: come back, I have a suggestion for this married couple

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Speaker 1: on how to handle it, and um, you're probably not

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Speaker 1: going to agree. So what could it be? Watching again?

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Speaker 1: You said blacktail? All right, say hang on. We'll have

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Speaker 1: part two of your response coming up at twenty three

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, subject noisy naughty new neighbor. Right

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Speaker 1: after this you're listening to all right, Steve, Let's recap

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Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters. Subject noisy, naught a new neighbor. What

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Speaker 1: you got? You know the study, you're married couple living

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Speaker 1: in the condo. They've been having a nice time. Then

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Speaker 1: this young dude and moved in across the hall of quarantine.

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Speaker 1: He can't go nowhere and he into poorn and his

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Speaker 1: driving rhunter because with crazy because he wake up and

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Speaker 1: from eight to nine he cut the point on. Now

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Speaker 1: he got it up loud. He got loud so they

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Speaker 1: can heal the people in the poort on tape a

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Speaker 1: spank it. You know they hearing this, bend me over.

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Speaker 1: You know they stay hearing this at eight nine o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the morning. So Jay and I are going to

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Speaker 1: do a react with Jay. You're going to Jay, you

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Speaker 1: are going to say things that are said in point

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Speaker 1: one liners that said, and I'm gonna show this couple

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Speaker 1: how to do it. Because here's what has to happen.

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Speaker 1: If this young man is getting on your nerves. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it's too loud, you're gonna have to outloud him.

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Speaker 1: What only way you're gonna have to outloud him? So

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna have to do. It's since he got

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Speaker 1: y'all's attention, y'all gonna have to get his attention. Now

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Speaker 1: you're gonna hear some things coming from this porno movie.

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Speaker 1: But I want you to knock on his wall and

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Speaker 1: respond like I tell you too. Now, Jay's gonna do

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Speaker 1: famous lines from porno movies. I'm gonna tell you what.

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Speaker 1: You and your husband have to beat on the wall

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Speaker 1: and holler back, and then maybe he'll go with damn.

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Speaker 1: All right, So now let's go. Okay, the port of

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Speaker 1: movies are go ahead? Is first one? Is this right here?

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Speaker 1: Is that wax hot enough? That's what you're gonna hear.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna hear that that wax hot enough? That wax?

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Speaker 1: Hell no heating up some moat? We got, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: are what you want? Hell no heating up some moat.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I like that, Steve, I like that. Home on.

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Speaker 1: You donna hear this. You're gonna hear this. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear this. Is that yellow cold? Is that yellow cold? Huh?

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Speaker 1: It's a cold? Yes, it comes too cold. It's too cold.

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Speaker 1: It's too cold, it's too cold. I can't do this.

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Speaker 1: Now you're gonna get this. It is, it's all this.

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Speaker 1: I want you to beat on his again wall. Point

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Speaker 1: beat on the wall. Yeah yeah, Can you take another strawberry?

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Speaker 1: Can you take another strawberry? I like patients. I like

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Speaker 1: pats Get some pictures. Boy, Okay, all right, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear this. You're gonna hear this right, Come over here

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Speaker 1: and get your ass really choke. Come on over here

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Speaker 1: so I can really choke your ass. Come on over here,

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Speaker 1: Come over here, phoe oh nine, Come to phoe oh nine. Call.

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Speaker 1: We're choking over here. We're damned killed you? Which here

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Speaker 1: we go? Another one? You're you're gonna love it? You

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Speaker 1: won't creamy or chunk it? Peanut butter? Which one you won't?

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Speaker 1: Creamy or chunk it? Which one you won't? Which one

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Speaker 1: you won't? Just put it in here. Don't give a

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Speaker 1: damn what it is, Just put it in here. Put it.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, get the spoon, herman, her man, always, herman,

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Speaker 1: your hand, get the spoon. You don't. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: You won't you won't, you won't shoot? Or a belt?

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Speaker 1: Which one you won't? Hard? You're gonna head this a

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Speaker 1: little young board? Next still going damn missing man man

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Speaker 1: one moment. I hate to both of you. I just

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Speaker 1: want you didn't know that everything. Everything is how you

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Speaker 1: do it? I'm loving it, mommy. Here, here we go,

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Speaker 1: Here we go? Man? How about that? Am I being

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Speaker 1: in that leg far enough? If I've been that leg

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Speaker 1: far enough that? If I bet you faring up? Put

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Speaker 1: it on my ear, Put it on my heel, do nothing,

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Speaker 1: Put it on that ear to little poke hand, Come

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Speaker 1: on your leg back you go further back then, not

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Speaker 1: when she was over here? Get your heel out of me?

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Speaker 1: One more? One more? All know? Are you tied up

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Speaker 1: tight enough? Are you tied up tight enough? Huh? Change boy?

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Speaker 1: Hell with your podcast? Where a change out? Change? You know?

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Speaker 1: I got one more? I got one moment. That's a calibrod.

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Speaker 1: Caliprod writ in your ass. You like that, a catiprod

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Speaker 1: writ in your behind? Oh? Now you're doing it? Now?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing it? Now? For it? That's what I've

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Speaker 1: been waiting on. Put that hot Oh me, scoch me.

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Speaker 1: All I can smell is my? I smell ski? Yeah? Right,

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