Speaker 1: It's your Second Date podcast with Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. We got a brand new one.
Speaker 2: For you today. A guy waited three days to send
Speaker 2: the first post date text. Alexis says way too long,
Speaker 2: too long, but he claims he has a good reason. Yes,
Speaker 2: even you will hear him out. Yeah you hear Okay.
Speaker 2: We're gonna listen to that here in just a second.
Speaker 2: But we love to highlight your comments.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, Olivia said hello from Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Speaker 2: We're best friends. We love listening to your show together.
Speaker 2: You really need to read this comment because we had
Speaker 2: a huge epiphany. We think that Jeff and Jose are
Speaker 2: secretly in love.
Speaker 4: It makes sense, that's.
Speaker 2: Why they're always so embarrassed around each other. Jeff and Jose,
Speaker 2: we just want to let you know on support you
Speaker 2: as a couple.
Speaker 4: Jeff is the closest thing I'll ever have your relationship
Speaker 4: except this.
Speaker 2: Isn't that sweet that they're shipping you? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Someone likes me.
Speaker 2: I love it too. I love it too.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: Your brand new second date starts right now.
Speaker 4: Second Date up Date. You know we've talked about bringing
Speaker 4: a gift to a first date before that could include flowers,
Speaker 4: maybe a stuffed animal or a real animal. This baby
Speaker 4: bear was over by the garbage cans near my house.
Speaker 2: It's yours now, that's so nice. Welcome yea god, bring
Speaker 2: me a raccoon next week, please?
Speaker 4: But what about buying them a gift during your date?
Speaker 4: Is that still a strong move?
Speaker 2: I like it better.
Speaker 4: That's what our listener, Isaac did, so, Isaac, clearly you're
Speaker 4: one of those generous daters. Congratulations, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hey, thank you, guys. But let's not get too caught up.
Speaker 6: All right, it wasn't anything that crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, we're impressed because Jeff only gives away free wildlife
Speaker 1: he finds in his backyard.
Speaker 5: Awesome.
Speaker 4: I've got a whole cage of animals ready for you,
Speaker 4: and maybe after this is done, you could take something home.
Speaker 4: But let's get to what happened with this girl you met?
Speaker 4: What's her name?
Speaker 6: Her name's Elisa, Alisa.
Speaker 4: Where'd you meet her?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 6: We met on one of the dating apps and we
Speaker 6: ended up connecting over stand up comedy?
Speaker 2: Are you a stand up comedian or you just like
Speaker 2: to watch?
Speaker 6: I like to watch, but I really want to one day.
Speaker 2: Oh you should?
Speaker 6: You should.
Speaker 4: That's a good thing to bond over stand up comedy.
Speaker 4: What did you decide to do for your date?
Speaker 6: So, like, we talked a bunch and we didn't end
Speaker 6: up going to a comedy show.
Speaker 5: You did not?
Speaker 4: Oh no, we didn't.
Speaker 6: But I did end up sending her some clips because
Speaker 6: she wasn't too familiar with Jim Gaffik, one of my favorites.
Speaker 5: So good, we've actually interviewed him.
Speaker 2: He's so nice too, somebody. I was just talking about
Speaker 2: how I don't love his comedy.
Speaker 5: Pockets.
Speaker 2: He talks about being a doubt a lot.
Speaker 4: We don't support that on this show. No fatherhood talk.
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like those are safe though, I
Speaker 1: mean I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know offensive.
Speaker 1: He's a pretty family friendly, yeah, because that's always a
Speaker 1: risk too, Like if you send a joke that maybe
Speaker 1: you find funny.
Speaker 6: Is Yeah, that's why I felt like, oh, he's the
Speaker 6: perfect person this in Like I said, I love the guy,
Speaker 6: and who doesn't I mean, well Brook, now we know.
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay, Tom, He's just not my favorite.
Speaker 4: So how did you parlay talking about Jim Gaffigan into
Speaker 4: a first date?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 6: I think the laughter kind of made it just was fun.
Speaker 6: So I asked her if we could go out on
Speaker 6: a date and we It was simple. We went to
Speaker 6: a chili.
Speaker 4: A chili Oh nice. Okay.
Speaker 6: So once we got to the chili, that's where I
Speaker 6: showed her some of the clips, especially my favorite one.
Speaker 2: But you.
Speaker 4: Wow even more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd sent her some and now we're watching him together.
Speaker 6: Look, it might have been overkilled, but I just love
Speaker 6: the dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say watching stand up together is
Speaker 1: always funnier than when you watch it by yourself.
Speaker 3: Okay, but if you got a chance to talk about
Speaker 3: yourself on the date already first, not just straight into
Speaker 3: the clips.
Speaker 2: That's the whole day. That's a good point.
Speaker 6: Is important there lysis, Yes, and that was the big thing.
Speaker 6: We watched like a little bit together. But then I
Speaker 6: kind of segued that into learning things about each other.
Speaker 4: That's great. So is all that's happening in the parking
Speaker 4: lot outside of the chili's or are we sitting down
Speaker 4: for dinner yet?
Speaker 6: No, we're sitting down and.
Speaker 4: We're so at the start of this, we were talking
Speaker 4: about how you bought her a gift during the day.
Speaker 4: Where does that come into play?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Oh okay, So we had a great dinner, and we've
Speaker 6: still felt like hanging out. So there was a mall
Speaker 6: that was pretty close. So we go to one of
Speaker 6: these stores that just sells a bunch of like cute little.
Speaker 2: Nick knapsack store. Oh my god, and they're always like.
Speaker 1: Overloaded with stuff, you know, way too much stuff for
Speaker 1: you to take in.
Speaker 5: So many knacks. Now.
Speaker 6: The good thing is, though, I got to see how
Speaker 6: she reacted when she saw this pair of stops. They
Speaker 6: were like little bumblebee socks, but she loves.
Speaker 2: Literally picturing the same brand of funny socks.
Speaker 3: I see every one of those nickyas story the same company.
Speaker 2: Right, They're not very comfortable, but sometimes they have cuss words.
Speaker 2: Yeah you always Yes.
Speaker 4: The girls seem to think socks are a good first
Speaker 4: date gift idea.
Speaker 6: When I saw how excited she got about him, I said,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna grab those, and she was like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: you don't have to do that. I said, hey, if
Speaker 6: you love them, I want you to be happy. I
Speaker 6: want you to enjoy the fox. You really like them,
Speaker 6: what a nice guy.
Speaker 4: Now put these on for me nice and slow. Let
Speaker 4: me watch you wear them.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't do that because that gives real like
Speaker 2: feet guys.
Speaker 6: One.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just checking. That did not happen.
Speaker 6: No, that that would happen.
Speaker 4: A strong move, okay, could work. So she liked the socks,
Speaker 4: she did, she liked him.
Speaker 6: And this is the thing too. When we were at
Speaker 6: the Chilis, she took a sealfie with me, and I'm thinking, okay, well,
Speaker 6: if I was a girl when I'm out on my
Speaker 6: first date with a guy, I'm not taking a selfie
Speaker 6: with him if I don't want to see him again.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you only want the picture if you think
Speaker 1: there's potential.
Speaker 5: Or we're in the group chat and she's like, guys,
Speaker 5: stay away from this.
Speaker 4: One's just like, I need to make sure I have
Speaker 4: evidence on my phone this man, just in case. But
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's not that. I'm sure she, like you said,
Speaker 4: was just enjoying herself. Wanted to have a memory of
Speaker 4: the night.
Speaker 6: With you, what we did kiss at the end of
Speaker 6: the night.
Speaker 4: Okay, how is it that you're not getting a call
Speaker 4: back because all of this sounds really good.
Speaker 6: That's the thing too, Like she did say she was
Speaker 6: getting ready to go on a girl's trip, so I
Speaker 6: was all right, cool, I didn't want to bother her
Speaker 6: while she was there. She said, I was only going
Speaker 6: to be like a couple days. It's like a long weekend.
Speaker 6: But now it's been like a week and I'm still
Speaker 6: not hearing from her. I'd sent her like one text
Speaker 6: when she should have been back from the trip, but
Speaker 6: left it. Maybe she thought she I just not thought
Speaker 6: about it. She might maybe thought I wasn't that interested
Speaker 6: because I didn't text her while she was on the trip.
Speaker 4: As long as your text was let me see those
Speaker 4: tootsies in those bumblebee socks, girl, then you're probably gonna
Speaker 4: be okay. So we'll find out. We'll call Alisa for
Speaker 4: you and try and get you your second date update
Speaker 4: when we come back right after this. Hold on second
Speaker 4: date update if you miss part one of the second
Speaker 4: date update. Let's just hit the highlights here real quick.
Speaker 4: Our listener Isaac bonded with his date Elisa over stand
Speaker 4: up comedy, specifically the comedian Jim Gapp again, which that's great.
Speaker 4: He's got a big head love that. Took his date
Speaker 4: to Chili's for dinner. Awesome egg rolls there, thumbs up.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know they had.
Speaker 4: True just check the menu. It's Okay, you don't have
Speaker 4: to believe me. Bought her some bumblebee socks at the
Speaker 4: mall that she liked. Bees are dope, we approve, even
Speaker 4: got a kiss at the car.
Speaker 2: Oh it sounds sweet.
Speaker 4: Sure did so. The weird part is he hasn't really
Speaker 4: heard from her since then, So why on earth would
Speaker 4: a Lisa be avoiding him after all that good news?
Speaker 4: We may never know the answer.
Speaker 2: That's the whole point of this, Jeff. We're gonna find.
Speaker 4: Out right now, right unless she answers the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so we'll know. That's step one.
Speaker 2: Did the rolls go to your head? Jeff?
Speaker 4: Isaac? Can you confirm that the egg rolls do exist
Speaker 4: of Chili's? Honestly, I can.
Speaker 5: They are pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's give some love to Chili's egg rolls right now.
Speaker 5: One of the best egg girls in the city were
Speaker 5: at Chili.
Speaker 2: Yeah, step on that. When did you This is about Isaac,
Speaker 2: you guys, not about Jeff's dietary.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, we'll make that the second point of conversation
Speaker 4: after we hopefully get a Lisa on the phone.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 4: I'm going to dial her number right now. Let's see
Speaker 4: how this goes. Here, we go Hello, Hi, Is this
Speaker 4: a Lisa.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Lia, there's a whole room of people here. I forgot
Speaker 4: We are excited to talk you because you're on the
Speaker 4: radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: Uh oh okay, yeah all right, and you don't buye.
Speaker 4: No, just kidding. Yeah, we're we're doing a segment from
Speaker 4: our show. It's called a second Date Update, Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: and that's where we help out listeners who've gone out
Speaker 4: with somebody and they're not hearing back after their date.
Speaker 4: We try to help that person figure out the reason why.
Speaker 7: Okay, I I gotcha. I just don't know why you'd
Speaker 7: be calling.
Speaker 4: Me because there is a guy that went out with
Speaker 4: you recently who really would love to see you again,
Speaker 4: a guy named Isaac.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Isaac, Right, how could.
Speaker 2: You forget him? You just went out like a week
Speaker 2: and a half ago.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, my life has just been crazy lately.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, is that why you're not getting back to him?
Speaker 2: You've just been I mean he did mention you had
Speaker 2: like a girl's weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did go for a girl's weekend down to Miami,
Speaker 3: and yeah it was a lot of fun and yeah,
Speaker 3: the craziest thing happened?
Speaker 2: Wait on your trip?
Speaker 3: Yeah, on our trip?
Speaker 4: What well, Lending Brooks, should we be asking her about
Speaker 4: the date with Isaac or should we just.
Speaker 2: Hear about her thing happened on a girl's weekend in Miami?
Speaker 2: Should we can get to Isaac?
Speaker 4: Spill the tea girl? What happened in Miami? That was
Speaker 4: so crazy?
Speaker 3: So we met this guy at the pool and he
Speaker 3: was like a billionaire or something, and he took us
Speaker 3: on a thirty thousand dollars shopping free.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: He took you and all your girls shopping and I'm
Speaker 2: sure he's like, didn't want anything in return, don't trust No,
Speaker 2: he didn't.
Speaker 3: Like he took us to Gucci and leave bat on
Speaker 3: all these stores shoes.
Speaker 6: Purpose and he just.
Speaker 3: Was, I guess, being really generous. I mean, he didn't
Speaker 3: ask us to do anything weird or wow.
Speaker 4: But yeah, can we bring it back to Isaac because
Speaker 4: the whole reason that we're calling is he thought he'd
Speaker 4: be hearing back from you by this point after you
Speaker 4: return from your trip, but he hasn't heard anything.
Speaker 6: Well, now that.
Speaker 3: I'm back, things just I don't know, it seemed different.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know really how to explain it.
Speaker 1: You mean, like you were interested in him until the
Speaker 1: Miami trip, and now you're not interested in Isaac.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess they didn't realize that there were just
Speaker 3: so many generous people out there like that, when.
Speaker 2: You say generous you mean rich.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he just made me see that there's a
Speaker 3: whole They are a world out there.
Speaker 7: And oh but that world's.
Speaker 4: A little superficial, like you're going to be on yachts
Speaker 4: and in cars, but is it going to be finding
Speaker 4: a lot? Yeah? I mean those all sound really good
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 1: Told me, wait, are you still talking to the billionaire
Speaker 1: dude from Miami?
Speaker 2: Is that it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, no, No, I'm not interested in him or anything.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: The thing is, my girlfriends and I decided to go
Speaker 3: back to Miami for the next few weekends, you know,
Speaker 3: to just hang at the pool again.
Speaker 5: And flying out.
Speaker 3: No, he did not like offer to fly us out
Speaker 3: or anything. We're just going, you know, because we want
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 2: You're hunting for more billionaires and more pooles. You're shopping.
Speaker 5: You're not going back for him, You're going back.
Speaker 7: To No, just scout.
Speaker 2: That can't happen. That often like that has to be
Speaker 2: like a once in a blue or you don't have
Speaker 2: to do anything back. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I feel like
Speaker 2: you're going down a path that you're not going to
Speaker 2: be thrilled with.
Speaker 3: I mean maybe, but you know, we're at the age
Speaker 3: now where we just kind of want to have fun
Speaker 3: and see what happens and hang and yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean honestly, like, look, that's your life and you're
Speaker 4: allowed to do whatever you want to do to have
Speaker 4: fun with your girlfriends. That's all great. But we're just
Speaker 4: like calling on behalf of Isaac because he has no
Speaker 4: idea that this is happening. He feels like he's being
Speaker 4: left totally ghosted with no communication.
Speaker 2: I say, who needs a thirty thousand dollars shopping spree
Speaker 2: when you got a guy who got your bumblebee socks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that's what.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: No, I mean they were really cute, it was a
Speaker 3: really sweet thing. It was it was awesome, But I
Speaker 3: just I don't want to hurt his feelings. And I
Speaker 3: mean he was a really nice.
Speaker 4: Guy out Okay, Well, instead of telling that to us,
Speaker 4: you should probably just tell it directly to Isaac because
Speaker 4: he's on the other line right now, listening to this conversation.
Speaker 4: Oh God, Isaac, are you there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean at least you like the fucks I got.
Speaker 5: What were the socks like?
Speaker 6: Gosh, yeah, I mean they're definitely not yacht on Miami
Speaker 6: level thought.
Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, you need to tell her, Isaac, Tell
Speaker 8: her why you're a better catch, Like why you're better
Speaker 8: than some billionaire, Like buying people's affection in a pool somewhere.
Speaker 2: That guy's lonely. If that guy had real friends, he'd
Speaker 2: be buying his friend's stuff.
Speaker 3: You know, he bought them of his friends and he
Speaker 3: was buying the thing too.
Speaker 6: So yeah, we have a.
Speaker 5: Keep of girls.
Speaker 3: You have to bring your friends, because that's how he
Speaker 3: impresses number he has friends.
Speaker 2: I was going for he wasn't. He sucks, Isaac. You're
Speaker 2: better tell her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, look, hey, I man, think it was
Speaker 6: an awesome weekend, Alisa.
Speaker 5: Look I really liked you.
Speaker 6: I had a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: But I mean, if you're not interested.
Speaker 6: Because you're focused on wealthier, well I'm not gonna be
Speaker 6: able to compete with that. I think I really enjoy
Speaker 6: spending time with you.
Speaker 1: He is so stinking cue genuinely nice dude.
Speaker 2: Dude, Lisa, you're gonna be missing out. Think of how
Speaker 2: sweet that Mall parking lot kiss was.
Speaker 4: Usually Isaac, you're selling yourself short to her. Remember you
Speaker 4: took her to dinner at Chili's.
Speaker 2: Maybe he didn't orders that time.
Speaker 6: Probably what it was, I should have got the egg roll.
Speaker 2: You need to go back, Lisa, you gotta go back
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 6: I think that's a great idea. If you'll let me
Speaker 6: take you back to Chili this time, we will get
Speaker 6: egg rolls.
Speaker 4: With that said, Alisa, we would like to offer to
Speaker 4: send you on another date with Isaac that we would
Speaker 4: pay for it. And just remember, like not all great
Speaker 4: things in life come with an expensive price tag. Sometimes
Speaker 4: the best stuff is actually really affordable and right in
Speaker 4: front of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just say the best things in life are free.
Speaker 5: That's the same.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: That is, but you don't pay for moments with your family.
Speaker 4: So what do you think of, Lisa? Are you willing
Speaker 4: to give Isaac a second chance on?
Speaker 3: Well, guys, I'm gonna be gone the next couple of
Speaker 3: weekends and I'm just gonna be really busy, So she
Speaker 3: don't really promise.
Speaker 2: That right now, we're going to get a date. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you're gonna think about this three months from
Speaker 2: now and regret this moment maybe, but.
Speaker 3: I will probably be in Miami.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to be.
Speaker 4: On that yacht with your Gucci purse and you're proud
Speaker 4: of bag and you're just going to be crying. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you get the shower with gifts.
Speaker 2: You could have gotten shoes or something anything.
Speaker 4: Other like your twelve bags.
Speaker 2: You all right?
Speaker 4: Well, Isaac, man, I'm sorry that I can't believe she
Speaker 4: said no to that.
Speaker 2: You're a real catch.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's not a Lisa, you're gonna find
Speaker 1: somebody who's great for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Man, Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Okay, and make sure you call us back when you
Speaker 4: on a yacht and it'll be a lot easier on
Speaker 4: our part. Yeah, Jeffrey in the morning. We've definitely had
Speaker 4: people on this show who've lost out paste's boyfriends or
Speaker 4: hunky firefighters that showed up on the scene. Rarely has
Speaker 4: somebody ever lost out to an entire state before. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I can officially say now Isaac has lost his
Speaker 4: date to Florida, specifically Miami and all the generous, wealthy
Speaker 4: men who live over there, But Florida you win.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I really predict that she is going
Speaker 2: to go to pool after pool and not meet one
Speaker 2: more billionaires.
Speaker 5: Oh I disagree.
Speaker 4: I walked out my lobby lost some was on Miami
Speaker 4: and little nas Exe was standing there. Maybe it won't happen,
Speaker 4: Maybe it will, or maybe Miami Tourism Board is going
Speaker 4: to contact us, as this is their new campaign. It
Speaker 4: probably should be. The weird part is it sounded like
Speaker 4: she really liked him, though he didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 4: She had a great time on the date. She just
Speaker 4: decided I'm into Florida more right now?
Speaker 2: Are the top a single?
Speaker 6: Else?
Speaker 4: Trip to Miami didn't work out for our friend Isaac,
Speaker 4: but it could work for you. If you want to
Speaker 4: email the show, we'll call that person who's not calling
Speaker 4: you back. And did you know these second ate updates
Speaker 4: are up on YouTube?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 4: Yeah, jeff we knew he's putting them up there.
Speaker 5: Alexis and Jake.
Speaker 2: Are digital producer, our digital producer.
Speaker 4: Does he have permission to do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I actually think he has more permissions than you do.
Speaker 4: Go check him out. They're up on YouTube at Brook
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