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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's teamed up with Lil John

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Speaker 1: to create a new bottled water called turned Down for Whatcher?

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Speaker 2: Why not Jo? I was supposed to make it twelve

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Speaker 2: years ago, but I say it's very old. I couldn't

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Speaker 2: hold it in any longer.

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Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those are the salt shakers. Just

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Speaker 1: dump this first Laser Stories out of America.

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Speaker 2: Hurrah, you say you? No one else I'll get We'll

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Speaker 2: wait to hear the story first.

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Speaker 1: Daniel Swinson, a Minnesota lawyer, says he was watching TV

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Speaker 1: with his family after dinner when he heard a noise

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Speaker 1: coming from the other room. But before he could get up,

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Speaker 1: his rumba came around the corner, chasing the pet cat

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Speaker 1: while yelling multiple racial slurs.

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Speaker 2: That's awful. I'm laughing for that. That's hilariously awful.

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Speaker 1: The crazy thing about this story is it's not unusual.

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Speaker 1: Owners in multiple cities are complaining about their rumbas getting

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Speaker 1: hacked by strangers who, once they get in, quickly change

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Speaker 1: the password and do horrible stuff. It happened to a

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Speaker 1: homeowner in California where the roomba began chasing his dog,

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Speaker 1: and another person in El Paso, Texas, who reported the

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Speaker 1: rumba was cursing at them in multiple languages.

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Speaker 2: Like a bilingual room.

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Speaker 1: Apparently the parent company, called Ecovas, is extremely susceptible to hacking,

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Speaker 1: but they have come out and said an update patch

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Speaker 1: is coming in November, just in time for the holidays,

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Speaker 1: and after all of us already get hacked. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: next laser stories out of retail world. Bath and Bodyworks

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Speaker 1: just had to issue a public apology saying we are

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Speaker 1: very sorry about our KKK looking.

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Speaker 2: Candles us three k's there job.

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Speaker 1: I sure did a I'm gonna show my host the

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Speaker 1: pictures of it. The store released their holiday candle assortment

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Speaker 1: recently and it came with a questionable one called snowed

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Speaker 1: In and the scent of it was fine, but the

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Speaker 1: label on the jar was not because it's supposed to

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Speaker 1: be a tiny picture of a paper cutout of a snowflake,

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Speaker 1: which I do see. You can see the snowflake, but

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Speaker 1: you can see the white hoods.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Fortunately nobody caught it.

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Speaker 1: It came out looking more like white hoods with cutouts

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Speaker 1: for eyes.

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Speaker 2: Because they're all connected.

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Speaker 1: Because while many people online were taken aback by the mistake,

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Speaker 1: others said it's obviously a snowflake and people are just

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Speaker 1: trying to get upset for no reason.

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Speaker 2: It's probably not gonna be something I would put on

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Speaker 2: my shelf of my house, but you will buy it.

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Speaker 1: Understand the mistake, but yeah, it's pretty glary either way.

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Speaker 1: They removed it from all of their stores and said

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Speaker 1: we greatly apologize to anyone we've offended and are swiftly

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Speaker 1: working to have this item removed. Okay, yeah, but go

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Speaker 1: get yours at Brooks House in the basement in the

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Speaker 1: shape of a pentagram today that's discussing this.

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Speaker 2: Next Lazer story is out of Jonesboro, Arkansas. Story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're not in a great spot for it.

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Speaker 1: Sixty eight year old Larry Barnett owns a car dealership

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Speaker 1: called Legend Motor Company.

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Speaker 2: Oh thank god, it's going to be something bad.

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Speaker 1: Last week, he but dialed a former employee just as

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Speaker 1: he was in mid conversation about.

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Speaker 2: Him, STUPI is a stupid Does we still calling nowadays?

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Speaker 2: My parents all the time? My mom does me and

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Speaker 2: my husband.

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Speaker 1: What I really and literally, every time a husband puts

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Speaker 1: it in his pocket, it calls me weird.

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Speaker 2: I haven't heard an talking yet, but I'm.

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Speaker 1: Waiting cracking device you put on his phone. Now I

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Speaker 1: know what you're thinking. He wasn't caught putting the guy

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Speaker 1: down or making fun of him. Oh okay, It was

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Speaker 1: actually much worse. He was attempting to hire a hit

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Speaker 1: man to kill the guy.

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Speaker 2: He just fire the guy? What kind of what all?

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Speaker 1: It's not clear why Larry hated his ex employee so

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Speaker 1: much that he wanted him dead, but as the guy

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Speaker 1: listened on the other line, he heard Larry tell the

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Speaker 1: hit man where he lived. Then he heard quote, I

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Speaker 1: don't care if you have to burn his house to

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Speaker 1: the ground with him in it.

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Speaker 2: I don't care what you have to do. Make it

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Speaker 2: look like an accident.

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Speaker 1: Why when you're hiring a hit man, does everybody say

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Speaker 1: that No crap, I'm gonna make it look.

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Speaker 2: Like he's still yelling on the phone like I do. Hello, Hello. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So the guy called the cops.

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Speaker 1: They came to his house, found his gas stove had

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Speaker 1: been tampered with already, and Larry was arrested for conspiracy

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Speaker 1: to commit murder already crazy, all because of the luck

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Speaker 1: of a butt dial.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we should be thankful. Yeah, this next laser story

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Speaker 2: is out of truth town. I thought we were just there, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: There's some lies that are so common that they don't

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Speaker 1: even register when you hear them anymore. So a reason

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Speaker 1: survey ask people for the most common ones they either

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Speaker 1: tell themselves or they hear all the time. Number seven,

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Speaker 1: I'm only five minutes away.

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Speaker 2: Did if my best friend texts me that I know

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Speaker 2: that she hasn't even showered yet. It's not five minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's more like fifteen or twenty or probably forty five

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Speaker 1: an hour an hour.

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Speaker 2: Number six, I don't care what other people think.

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Speaker 1: Oh, researchers say, you absolutely do.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: Almost everyone does to some extent, and if you don't,

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Speaker 1: you're some sort of psychopath.

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Speaker 2: It's to the extent, and it's who do you care?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Number five.

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Speaker 1: When I recommend a movie and the person says, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'll add that to my list, Oh yeah, I'm not. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Well, I do. When you guys suggest videos for me

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Speaker 2: to watch with my.

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Speaker 1: Dad, ninety seven percent of the time that movie will

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Speaker 1: never be added. I don't care how many times Brooke

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Speaker 1: has endorsed it and given in a ten movie. Actually

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Speaker 1: just sent me a movie about crying, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: that looks sad.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm sending out that new Disney Plus film. No

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Speaker 2: its because you recommend movies. They were like, why haven't

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Speaker 2: watched it in twenty years?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It was good? When what?

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Speaker 1: Let me know?

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Speaker 2: I'm totally gonna add that to my list. It's a

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Speaker 2: sad one jet.

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Speaker 1: Number four, most common lie that we tell I'm going

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Speaker 1: to bed early so I can wake up early. My god,

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Speaker 1: every freaking night.

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Speaker 2: Dude, it is impossible.

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Speaker 1: Number three, Yes, I have read and accepted the terms

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Speaker 1: in conditions.

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Speaker 2: Stop Thanksgiving Turkey. I don't think anyone has ever other

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Speaker 2: than the.

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Speaker 1: Lawyer wrote it. Weird sound.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's from the movie Liar, liar, So cut on

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Speaker 2: that one. Number two, so you're moving, I'd love to

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Speaker 2: come visit.

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Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: My buddy Nick would Hawaii.

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Speaker 1: I visit him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, but you're not actually gonna go.

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Speaker 1: The number one lie we hear from people or we

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Speaker 1: say it ourselves, is but doesn't register.

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Speaker 2: Oh we should totally catch up soon.

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Speaker 1: Is always there you know, that's what we fit about

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Speaker 1: the most man. As for this guy, after a night

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Speaker 1: of leather passion, he just told this shoe he's gonna

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Speaker 1: call it.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow's gonna call you. That sound means laser schories has

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Speaker 2: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 2: same time on Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning