Speaker 1: They say, no risk, no reward. True.
Speaker 2: That's why whenever Brook accidentally drops half a fun sized
Speaker 2: Snickers bar into the garbage disposal, she reaches her.
Speaker 3: Hands right down there.
Speaker 4: I mean, it does have a little bit of an
Speaker 4: iron taste after, but worth.
Speaker 3: It, you know, not bad.
Speaker 1: The juice was worth the squeeze.
Speaker 2: And that's why two of our listeners are about to
Speaker 2: take a big risk just by being on our show today,
Speaker 2: in the hopes of reaping the best reward of all.
Speaker 3: I would give you a thumbs up, but I can't anymore.
Speaker 2: It's not a Snickers bar that they're after. They're hoping
Speaker 2: to find true love because they're about to meet someone
Speaker 2: for the very first time over our phone lines and
Speaker 2: a blind Love is It's coming up next. Netflix has
Speaker 2: a hit show called Love Is Blind, and we thought
Speaker 2: we need to do the same thing for the radio.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, is that what we're doing today?
Speaker 3: I love when we do this.
Speaker 2: We wanted to change the name to something so different
Speaker 2: that nobody would ever know that we borrowed it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I read it off of TV.
Speaker 3: I just thought it so we wouldn't get sued that too.
Speaker 2: OK, So we went with blind Love Is oh man,
Speaker 2: so different. Netflix is never gonna catch on.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that that's what we're even doing.
Speaker 2: It's two people who have never met before, they've never
Speaker 2: seen each other, no clue what they sound like. They're
Speaker 2: gonna meet for the very first time on our phone
Speaker 2: lines to find out if they have an instant love connection,
Speaker 2: and then we've never done this before. At the end,
Speaker 2: if they agree to go out again or go out
Speaker 2: for the first time, or even if they don't, they'll
Speaker 2: describe and reveal what they look like to each other.
Speaker 3: We because we don't know what you look like either.
Speaker 1: It's just like the TV show.
Speaker 2: We got two listeners who both have tried to be
Speaker 2: on different parts of our show for second dates or
Speaker 2: awkwards before it didn't work out for them, but they're
Speaker 2: both open to meeting someone on our show right here.
Speaker 2: Their names are Tyler and SHAWNA.
Speaker 3: God, I feel so shallow that I just want to
Speaker 3: skip to the very end right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know all you care. You're very superficial surface Tyme.
Speaker 3: I try not to be, but you know, just.
Speaker 2: Like always, we've encouraged them to prepare some fun, creative
Speaker 2: questions for each other, so we don't have to just
Speaker 2: listen to twenty minutes of small talk. Remember, we need
Speaker 2: quiet in the room while they're on the phone, and
Speaker 2: we'll listen in to find out if blind truly love
Speaker 2: is so Jose, are you hopeful for our new couple? Dude?
Speaker 2: I think not seeing each other will make it better,
Speaker 2: because yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: Every time people see me, I've never found love.
Speaker 6: I've never watched the show.
Speaker 2: Usually when you see each other, they're like, oh God,
Speaker 2: I've made a terrible mistake. I'm sure that's not going
Speaker 2: to be the case today for Shauna and Tyler.
Speaker 3: What a setup.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, Shauna, Tyler, are you both there? Hey? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we're going to back away. They sound very excited.
Speaker 2: You can say hello to each other and Shawna since
Speaker 2: we about believe in manners, here you can ask the
Speaker 2: first question.
Speaker 1: But here we go.
Speaker 7: Okay, I have a weird question for you, so I
Speaker 7: hope you have a fun answer. What is your go
Speaker 7: to cheesy pickup line? And can you say it to
Speaker 7: me right now?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm not usually like a pickup line guy, and
Speaker 5: I try to be more genuine most of the time
Speaker 5: when I can't. But if I am trying to hit
Speaker 5: the best one, uh would have to be you know,
Speaker 5: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I put you and
Speaker 5: I right next to each other.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, that really is cheesy. I mean, there's
Speaker 7: no getting cheesier than that.
Speaker 5: I mean, the only cheesier line I could say is
Speaker 5: I think you're the most breatiful girl I've ever seen.
Speaker 7: Free as in the cheese breed actually talking about gree
Speaker 7: Oh cheesy. You know, I have to think about it
Speaker 7: for a second. You know, I did have to think, Okay,
Speaker 7: what what? What does this mean? Exactly? But I love
Speaker 7: cheese and I love three, so that's perfect.
Speaker 5: So you thought that one was pretty gooda as well.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, that's we're taking it to another level. Now.
Speaker 2: Sorry to interrupt this very sexy conversation, but if you're
Speaker 2: just joining us, we're in the middle of blind love
Speaker 2: is seeing if these two strangers who are meeting for
Speaker 2: the very first time right now have chemistry over the phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, now back to the action. Pretend like we're not here. Continue.
Speaker 5: Sorry when I that's just a little thing about.
Speaker 7: I feel like I like cheesy pickup lines and and
Speaker 7: rom coms just as much as I like horror movies,
Speaker 7: but I'm really hoping that this doesn't turn into a
Speaker 7: horror movie.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll let me hit it back. I got
Speaker 5: a weird question for you, then, Could you describe your
Speaker 5: ideal date, but do it using animal noises?
Speaker 7: Do you want me to do what?
Speaker 5: Okay, it's a little odd, I know, but describe what
Speaker 5: your ideal date like? What would your best best date
Speaker 5: you could go on, but do it using animal noise?
Speaker 8: And I I guess it would be.
Speaker 7: Now now, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 7: I can if I can do much more than that.
Speaker 5: How about this? Can you give me your ideal date
Speaker 5: using just regular sound effects? No animals need it.
Speaker 7: I I guess knock knock, because you're coming to the door. Okay, room, room, cooch,
Speaker 7: we're driving to dinner. And then numb.
Speaker 5: Interesting that your sound effects are just transportation in the
Speaker 5: activity is very cool.
Speaker 2: Okay, so uh, we're unfortunately we're running short on time
Speaker 2: for this portion of the segment. Is as entertaining as
Speaker 2: that was to listen.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, numb dub Dub dumb dub. That was fun.
Speaker 3: You gave it a good shot like that.
Speaker 2: Now we gotta pop the Shauna and Tyler down so
Speaker 2: that we can discuss how's the chemistry between Shauna and Tyler.
Speaker 1: In your opinion, Brooke.
Speaker 4: I feel if Tyler is really confident in this, do
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like he seems like way
Speaker 4: more in control of this situation than she does.
Speaker 2: He definitely seems to be more playful. Lexis what's your
Speaker 2: read on it?
Speaker 3: It's a little too cheesy for me, not just.
Speaker 8: Because the puns, because the cheesy jokes, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 8: I think it works for them.
Speaker 2: Hose you like, you know, cheesy, punny humor, and that
Speaker 2: was Tyler's go to What do you think?
Speaker 1: Of course he's.
Speaker 2: He's cheesy and funny, but he can also be what.
Speaker 1: I call calm, not confident. But he's like a calm energy.
Speaker 2: He's not phase.
Speaker 5: He's just letting it roll.
Speaker 1: She sounds a little more nervous, was she?
Speaker 3: I feel like she got more nervous as we as
Speaker 3: it went.
Speaker 1: On, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: It was a strange question to ask the woman to
Speaker 2: do to build a romantic connection. But I like that
Speaker 2: he's being creative with it going out there. So we
Speaker 2: got to put it up to the text board. If
Speaker 2: you want to hear more from Shauna and Tyler's flirtatious conversation.
Speaker 1: Is either go or we'll just have you say.
Speaker 2: Continue the date or stop a text in seven, eight,
Speaker 2: five nine two will come back and see if we
Speaker 2: can do more Blind Love Is and maybe find out
Speaker 2: what they both look.
Speaker 1: Like review it.
Speaker 2: Right after this, we're in the middle of another hot, steamy,
Speaker 2: extra cheesy edition Blind Love Is.
Speaker 3: I love some steamy cheese, Jeff, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know you do.
Speaker 2: I really love that Brooke was trying to do the
Speaker 2: sound effects in the middle of their conversation because she's
Speaker 2: so desperate to be single again, she's actually trying to
Speaker 2: swoop in and steal Tyler away.
Speaker 4: I just am excited for people to find love, Jeff,
Speaker 4: and I thought that she did a great job trying
Speaker 4: the sound effect thing that would be hard to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, our textboard at sevent eighty five ninety two was
Speaker 2: kind of split. It's about fifty to fifty on if
Speaker 2: they think Tyler and Shauna should continue their flirtation, because
Speaker 2: we're getting a lot of comments saying that our listeners
Speaker 2: like them both, but maybe they don't have the best
Speaker 2: chemistry together, which.
Speaker 3: How do you know in like a two minute period.
Speaker 2: It is hard to establish right away if you're not me,
Speaker 2: but maybe a few more questions between the two of
Speaker 2: them will determine it for them. So we're gonna stick
Speaker 2: with Shawna and Tyler. We're gonna find out if truly
Speaker 2: blind love is and hopefully at the end of the
Speaker 2: segment we'll get to reveal what they look like, because again,
Speaker 2: they do not know anything about each other's physical appearances.
Speaker 2: They're just trying to vibe off of their voices. Let's
Speaker 2: bring them both back on and Shawna, you can go
Speaker 2: ahead with your next question for Tyler.
Speaker 8: My next question is name the movie title that perfectly
Speaker 8: describes your last relationship.
Speaker 5: Oh, oh, okay, this is me all right. I guess
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with This is gonna sound a little weird,
Speaker 5: but I'm gonna go with home Alone. She went out
Speaker 5: a lot, and we didn't really spend a lot of
Speaker 5: like great time together, so you know, it felt like
Speaker 5: dating her was kind of like a trap.
Speaker 8: It's honesty, and I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean so, I don't know what what movie
Speaker 5: would you describe your last relationship?
Speaker 9: I think mine would be like how to train your dragons.
Speaker 9: I feel like that was it was a very I
Speaker 9: was in a relationship for a really long time, so
Speaker 9: we were like very new when we got together, and
Speaker 9: we had to learn a lot of things.
Speaker 7: So how to dragon for sure?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I mean, you know, all of us use
Speaker 5: kids movies. I don't know what that's about, but I
Speaker 5: loved kids movies.
Speaker 8: I'm a big Harry Potter fan, so.
Speaker 5: Okay, but are you You're not like an adult aggressive
Speaker 5: Harry Potter fan, right, There's like a huge difference between
Speaker 5: being a Harry Potter fan and have like a Deathly
Speaker 5: Hallows tattoo on you.
Speaker 9: No, I don't think anyone would would categorize me as aggressive.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't have any you know, Hogwarts.
Speaker 7: Tattoos, but I am.
Speaker 8: I do have my own wand but I don't out
Speaker 8: all the time.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, all right, Well, I'm gonna hits you
Speaker 5: the question now.
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us, we're right in the middle
Speaker 1: of blind love.
Speaker 2: Is we have two strangers meeting for the very first
Speaker 2: time over the radio to find out if there's really
Speaker 2: a spark there or maybe something more.
Speaker 5: Sorry, keep going, How how would you describe your ideal
Speaker 5: man but in emojis?
Speaker 8: Oh oh, oh, that's a good one. I would say
Speaker 8: the fire emoji for sure, not the first one, the
Speaker 8: muscle emoji, you know the one where like it's a
Speaker 8: guy's arm curling, and then maybe the smiley face with
Speaker 8: the three hearts around it. Like I mean, ideally, I'd
Speaker 8: love a man that takes care of himself but also
Speaker 8: takes care of me.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I love to cook.
Speaker 8: I'm a big, big chef.
Speaker 7: I don't I so I kind of don't want a
Speaker 7: guy that cook so that I can do that.
Speaker 5: What's your signature dish?
Speaker 8: It's my dad's famous pasta's off.
Speaker 9: It's it's face like rago, but it is I've never
Speaker 9: ever tasted anything like it in a restaurant in Italy.
Speaker 7: It is incredible.
Speaker 5: Okay, that sounds awesome. I'm in Oh that was.
Speaker 2: All we got to pop Shawna and Tyler down so
Speaker 2: that we can discuss.
Speaker 3: That's like real conversation at the end instead of like.
Speaker 2: You knowing as time went on, if we were on
Speaker 2: the phone with them for like four hundred hours, like
Speaker 2: they would really be bonding.
Speaker 3: I I want to say this, but brother, she sounds
Speaker 3: like a catch.
Speaker 5: I feel like I was having chemistry with her the
Speaker 5: whole time, and I.
Speaker 1: Talk Harry Potter. She loves the cook she's a nice girl.
Speaker 3: That pasta line.
Speaker 2: Oh, now here's the big question. It's really for them
Speaker 2: after talking to each other, do they want to meet
Speaker 2: up in person for the very first time now and
Speaker 2: see if love blind truly is Yes, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: I said it wrong, but you get the idea of
Speaker 2: what I meant.
Speaker 1: Ye doesn't get it. That's all that matter.
Speaker 2: So let's ask Shawna Shauna, based on the conversation that
Speaker 2: you just had with Tyler, are you interested in meeting
Speaker 2: up in person with him?
Speaker 7: I'm definitely interested.
Speaker 9: I would just love a photo, maybe just to see
Speaker 9: what he looks like, or maybe he could describe himself.
Speaker 1: That's only if he agrees and they both agree.
Speaker 2: I need so Tyler, go ahead, Why don't you describe
Speaker 2: what you look like in general?
Speaker 1: For for Seawn to give her.
Speaker 5: An image, So I look like the arm curl emoji. No,
Speaker 5: I'm kidding.
Speaker 7: The girl.
Speaker 3: I'm just excited to hear what do you look like?
Speaker 5: Man? I'll get to the first thing. I know. Every
Speaker 5: every woman's wanting. I am five eleven. I don't lie
Speaker 5: about being six foot o the cutoff. I'm honestly the
Speaker 5: most important.
Speaker 1: Obviously Alexis is shaking her head, So okay, anything else.
Speaker 5: Brown hair, brown eyes. I've been called like an off
Speaker 5: brand zach Efron if that kind of meats the picture.
Speaker 3: For you, okayr zach.
Speaker 2: Efron or zach Efron from High School Musical. There's a
Speaker 2: big difference, know, like.
Speaker 3: Zach Efron from Wish. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Shawna, what do you think you into off brand
Speaker 2: zach Efron?
Speaker 9: You know I am I Yeah, girl.
Speaker 2: I believe you with how you answered that for sure.
Speaker 2: Why don't you tell Tyler a little bit? How about
Speaker 2: your physical appearance?
Speaker 9: Well, I'm pretty short, I'm five too, but I brown hair,
Speaker 9: I'm a ballet dancer, so make of that.
Speaker 7: With what you will.
Speaker 5: And do you have a celebrity look alike?
Speaker 8: So my mom has always a lot of people, but
Speaker 8: my mom is the first one to tell me that
Speaker 8: I kind of look like Judy Garland circa Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 3: Oh, my god, that's so wholesome. That's a bad witch
Speaker 3: or good witch.
Speaker 1: Judy is a Yeah, Dorothy, I mean, she's fourteen years old.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know if that's necessarily the.
Speaker 3: Best description when you're five to two, you know you're young.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I mean I am short and I look I look
Speaker 8: young from my age.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Tyler, you into a nineteen twenties
Speaker 2: fourteen year old starlet.
Speaker 1: Night A sorry, excuse me.
Speaker 5: It's totally different, you know, And it was described like
Speaker 5: the you know, oh weird, but I'm why I want
Speaker 5: to try to do the next step. Let's let's give
Speaker 5: it a try.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys sound like a cute couple in my mind.
Speaker 7: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Can you believe it that we did it for maybe
Speaker 2: the very first time on this show, Blind Truly Love
Speaker 2: is Yes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, give us an update after you guys
Speaker 3: meet up.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll give you a recap and sound effects.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, maybe just send it to Brook's voicemail.
Speaker 2: That is Blind Love is textan seventy eighty five nine too,
Speaker 2: if you want to appear on the next edition and
Speaker 2: maybe find your true love right here on the show.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Okay, we did get an email update from this couple, Yes,
Speaker 6: well from one of them. Okay, I wouldn't call them
Speaker 6: a couple. Apparently they went on one date and she.
Speaker 4: Was disappointed that he couldn't sing and dance like zac
Speaker 4: Efron in the High School musical.
Speaker 3: They went to karaoke and he had no rhythm. Oh no,
Speaker 3: so that was the end.
Speaker 1: Pretty yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it hard to be like Zachfron.
Speaker 1: That's a horror part it is.
Speaker 3: So it doesn't always work out, but at least they tried.
Speaker 7: They tried.
Speaker 3: Did you get a comment or anything on this one?
Speaker 6: Dancy Ali Anderson said jose should do this for the listener.
Speaker 3: Remember we used to do that with you.
Speaker 4: We'd set him up and we'd actually have people women
Speaker 4: come into the studio.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't blind. It was mostly awkward for us.
Speaker 3: I feel like they were cute, that we had some
Speaker 3: cute ones in here. Oh, come on, I like you.
Speaker 3: There we go, all right, Hey, subscribe to that podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh that's this podcast? Yes, that one, Yep, it's broken.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning