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Speaker 1: two ninety one. Two one was a good episode. It
Speaker 1: was a great episode. We didn't we didn't really yell,
Speaker 1: did we? No? I don't know. Maybe I think decibel
Speaker 1: meter with the decibel meter was down on that one
Speaker 1: was down. Today's Tuesday, April sixteenth, day after text day,
Speaker 1: as we're recording, I just want to remind everyone that
Speaker 1: the and I'll talk about it again on Brooklyn Boys. Thursday,
Speaker 1: April eighteenth, twenty twenty four is the release of the
Speaker 1: latest Wacky Packages stickers, which are parody spoof artwork of
Speaker 1: existing products in the supermarket. They've been around since the seventies.
Speaker 1: Every few years they released another set, and as I
Speaker 1: previously mentioned, a couple of the ones in the new
Speaker 1: set are mine. You can't buy them individually, so if
Speaker 1: you're kind enough you want to buy the whole set.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe it's twenty bucks. I don't want
Speaker 1: to spend other people's money, but it helps me out
Speaker 1: a lot if you buy it, and if you're interested,
Speaker 1: so Wacky Packages available only at tops, TPPS dot com
Speaker 1: and I guess you follow the prompts until you find support. Support.
Speaker 1: If you're in the content support, I know Justin will
Speaker 1: definitely be interested in the content. Yeah, kick low. So
Speaker 1: if you're interested in the content, that's what I'm one
Speaker 1: of the things I've been up to lately. This is
Speaker 1: your version of sitting on a street corner with a
Speaker 1: cardboard box playing guitar for tips. Sure, yeah, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: I don't get any I'm not getting any money from this.
Speaker 1: It's just it helps me with establishing myself and building
Speaker 1: my resumes. It's very important. Listen, that's why we've built
Speaker 1: this community. I grew up collecting these and I get
Speaker 1: to write for them. And Tops, of course the biggest
Speaker 1: baseball company, baseball card company in my opinion, and they
Speaker 1: have this line of it's like garbage pail kids. No,
Speaker 1: of course, garbage pail kids, right, you collect the garbage
Speaker 1: pail kids. Yes, I collect the wacky package the same company,
Speaker 1: same basic theory, once making fun of kids, once making
Speaker 1: fun of products and stores. I love puns. So if
Speaker 1: I didn't already tell you which ones of mine, see
Speaker 1: if you can figure out which are the two of
Speaker 1: the set of mine, that's it all right. Now we
Speaker 1: can go play some talkbacks. If you left some feedback
Speaker 1: because you listen to the IHET radio app, you had
Speaker 1: a chance to click the microphone, then uh yeah, we
Speaker 1: have them right here for you. They're all lined up
Speaker 1: the Slice it's your time. This is your time, not ours.
Speaker 2: Andrew from Upstay just responding to Ariel talking ship because
Speaker 2: she's fucking annoying. Sorry, I don't love you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get by the way before you. This
Speaker 1: is like I just hold on. If this is the
Speaker 1: first to write her name on the show, is the
Speaker 1: first time you're listening to Slice Time and being like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I never heard what the Brooklyn Boys fandom sounded like.
Speaker 1: They sound a lot like they sound a lot like
Speaker 1: this like this guy. They sound a lot like us
Speaker 1: from the neighborhood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, noell here they are yees.
Speaker 1: So it's like andrewsday sounds more like downstate. Andrew has
Speaker 1: an ongoing feud with Ariel, and that is ongoing feud.
Speaker 1: This going You're gonna be hearing those If this is
Speaker 1: your first time listening to Slice Time, Marilyn's involved in
Speaker 1: with a lot I got They're embroiled they're tangled. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we're hoping the civil war war will eventually come to
Speaker 1: an end. But yes, okay. Sometimes they're commenting on the episode.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're commenting on other people.
Speaker 2: Andrew from Upstay just responding to Ariel talking shit because
Speaker 2: she's fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I still love you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Get a fuck you eight seventy seven shirt and now
Speaker 2: I'm going to have a customized fuck you Ario from
Speaker 2: Upstate because that's.
Speaker 1: How I fucking fit out.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Cowboy Trucker, thank you so much for the shout out.
Speaker 2: I'm one of your biggest fans. You and one so
Speaker 2: a smile. Jesus loves you. And David Brodie. I am
Speaker 2: now following you on TikTok, and I guess Skeary I
Speaker 2: can follow you too, You fucking wine in son of
Speaker 2: a bitch. What my TikTok is prooped there? It is
Speaker 2: to me and my wife's account. I don't have my
Speaker 2: own account, so I have to borrow hers, which she
Speaker 2: makes me do videos that I don't want to do.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Wow, I love all of you guys. I
Speaker 2: hated Slice Time, I now like Slice Time and I
Speaker 2: really love talking shit.
Speaker 1: So let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Did
Speaker 1: you wife peg you at night? To Andrew?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, Hey, by the way, technically it's mine my
Speaker 1: wife's account. That being said, love the attitude, although that
Speaker 1: Jesus loves you part, I don't know if that's in
Speaker 1: line with the fuck you uh ariel part. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: let's let's let's in this time of the same month
Speaker 1: of Easter. Yeah, let's let's be festive and kind to
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, to rock and Steve from the Bronx.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll also have some explortives in his talk back.
Speaker 1: That's okay, I'm kidding. I don't know if it's rocking
Speaker 1: Steve the next.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, this is Angel from California.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, God, that's some good stuff.
Speaker 4: Hey. You know, man, I want to say that I
Speaker 4: really enjoyed calling in. You know, you guys are real nice,
Speaker 4: especially Man.
Speaker 1: He's a Budgie fellow man.
Speaker 4: But he's alright, man, he's a nice guy, you know,
Speaker 4: And you know, fuck that guy from me. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: fucking cat fucker. You know, he can go to hell.
Speaker 4: You know, when all is brody with scary and then
Speaker 4: it's not gonna be like that. It's always going to
Speaker 4: be scary, embroody dotyle all the time. Brother, you know,
Speaker 4: uh uh man.
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Man.
Speaker 4: Just keep it up, keep the good work up, and
Speaker 4: you should bring the trophy home next year. Okay, so
Speaker 4: I'll see you later and watch you look.
Speaker 1: Course, Yeah about that. Talking about podcast awards, not just
Speaker 1: the ones that the iHeart Radio Company does. Are you
Speaker 1: getting advertisements for them? I get two this week on
Speaker 1: Facebook Webbies. You know, there's like three or four different
Speaker 1: eight the state awards. There's different competing. There's competing podcast awards,
Speaker 1: and let's just be honest, they're all subjective. There's hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands of podcasts out there. They don't they don't.
Speaker 1: Who's to say a scam? They make you pay two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to submit your podcasts to say that that
Speaker 1: any of these qualify for what's really best. It's hard
Speaker 1: to find best in show. I think I think Angel
Speaker 1: from California would say we're the best. So going on,
Speaker 1: it's nice. It would be great to be nominated. We
Speaker 1: were once. I think that's the end of us just
Speaker 1: saying I don't think we'll be No one's gonna anyone's
Speaker 1: gonna recognize us. Listen. If I win the lottery, I'll
Speaker 1: start entering us into the podcast awards that are popping
Speaker 1: up everywhere. But two hundred dollars to submit, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: you're paying us pol Reggie here.
Speaker 5: I make sure to play all of my voice memos
Speaker 5: to you guys when they appear on the show. To
Speaker 5: my friends and they're like, wow, if you keep up
Speaker 5: this disgusting persona, maybe you'll be a regular. And I
Speaker 5: was like, excuse me, I already am a regular. I'm
Speaker 5: on every episode. I'm no Wan Valves, but I'm getting there, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Thank you, appreciate you. All these inside jokes, eats,
Speaker 1: the shitty, bloody stuff in the movie theater. So far,
Speaker 1: every single one of these has been an inside joke.
Speaker 1: And uh, if you're listening, if you're listening for the
Speaker 1: first time, you're like, what the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 1: Because you don't get it. You're not to get our
Speaker 1: slice this one on the slices who contribute every week,
Speaker 1: even the ones that don't. I'm trying to get new
Speaker 1: audience people, yes, but stop insulting them. I want more people.
Speaker 1: I want I want a plethora of we have a pleth.
Speaker 1: We just need the aura.
Speaker 6: Scary and Brody, Brody and scary Scarydy. What's going on?
Speaker 6: My man's you know who it is? I know you know.
Speaker 6: Don't pretend that you don't. You do. Listen with all
Speaker 6: this conjoint twin talk and got me thinking. Can you
Speaker 6: imagine if the both of you were conjoint together. Between
Speaker 6: the two of you, who do you think would get
Speaker 6: on each other's nerves more? If you were attached to
Speaker 6: the hip.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would get on Scary I would Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would need ear plugs. Scary would be eating in red
Speaker 1: robin Wood, maybe pissed. I'd be so angry. And then
Speaker 1: I'd be spending Brodie's money on a boogie resta right,
Speaker 1: I know, well I wouldn't be able to eat. I'd
Speaker 1: have to go to him and fancy restaurants. They were like,
Speaker 1: you have to eat something, so you're in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I go, No, he's eating for us.
Speaker 3: Hey, I don't know.
Speaker 5: If you've seen me on social media, Reggie's for today,
Speaker 5: gone tomorrow. I have a backshaving business where if you're
Speaker 5: tired of wearing an extra sweater under your shirt, I'll
Speaker 5: shave your back for you. But if you like the warmth,
Speaker 5: I can also braid it. I'm not good at the braiding.
Speaker 5: It's mostly nodding it, but it's it's kind of the same, right, Thank.
Speaker 1: You, plugging businesses now, I guess so free advertising here.
Speaker 1: Let's get the comments about the podcast.
Speaker 7: Please come on Brooklyn Boys or in Cano, South Florida.
Speaker 7: All right, about the sodas, come back to me. They
Speaker 7: aren't both just as bad. Regular sodas are worst because
Speaker 7: sugar is bad for your teeth and promote tooth decay,
Speaker 7: whereas artificial sweeteners do not promote toothacay. Secondly, sugar isn't
Speaker 7: bad for you, but since it has no nutritional value
Speaker 7: in there about nine eleven tie bins of sugar in
Speaker 7: a came in soda, depending on the FLA, it just
Speaker 7: adds extra calories to a person's host total for their day.
Speaker 1: I beg to differ. I would do some more research.
Speaker 1: Sugar's bad for your teeth. No, No, he was trying
Speaker 1: to make the case that that diet soda is better
Speaker 1: for you than regular SOA didn't did? He said no?
Speaker 1: Because real regular soda contains sugar. Good regular soda not good.
Speaker 1: He never compared it to this. Let's play that again, Florida.
Speaker 7: All right, HOPI sodas go back to me. They aren't
Speaker 7: both just as bad. Regular sodas are worst because sugar
Speaker 7: is bad for your teeth.
Speaker 1: Regular soda is worse. No, that is not true. It's
Speaker 1: not true. I'm telling you Google it. All the chemicals
Speaker 1: in a in a dye, all the chemicals in dye chemicals.
Speaker 1: It is a lot, and it's bad. All right. I
Speaker 1: just saw a TikTok video on on what's in what's
Speaker 1: in Red Bull? Oh my god, it gives you wings
Speaker 1: because it deforms your genetics. And the energy drinks, when
Speaker 1: they break it down, energy drinks are worse for you
Speaker 1: than regular soda. All right. You've been listening to Dietitian
Speaker 1: the Dietis podcast. Dog's a fan. Who's that person? My
Speaker 1: dog's disagree with? My dog just said fuck jo is that? Moots?
Speaker 1: That was persy, persy moots, No mus MutS, not moot cirella.
Speaker 1: You say moot cirella.
Speaker 7: If you have a few one hundred and fifty calorie
Speaker 7: cans of soda per day, that can be a substantial
Speaker 7: amount of extra calories obec is a number one nutritional
Speaker 7: problem in the US. Yes, if they're drinking a lot
Speaker 7: of sugary beverages, yeah, contribute. Diet beverages do not contribute
Speaker 7: any calories and are a safe and tasty alternative to water.
Speaker 8: No, there is no credible evidence that one or.
Speaker 7: Two cans of day they lead to any adverage consequence.
Speaker 7: If you don't like to taste, they don't drink them.
Speaker 1: No, No, nope. Diet soda has toxins in it, and
Speaker 1: then the toxins fat attaches to toxins. It makes you
Speaker 1: more obey attaches to sugar by the next time. I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you doing a dietation, I'm letting you know.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what happens.
Speaker 3: Sorry, last one.
Speaker 7: So so you know, she, like I said, she is
Speaker 7: a has a PhD in biology on like a lot
Speaker 7: of people on this podcast, people are with PhD.
Speaker 3: She is a PhD and nutrition biology majoring and nutrition.
Speaker 7: So just I would take her word for it that
Speaker 7: she she knows what she's talking about.
Speaker 1: Now, not when she's telling you she's offering diet soda
Speaker 1: to everybody. It's the worst thing you could put in
Speaker 1: your system. I'm pretty pretty sure, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things worse. I'd I talk about.
Speaker 3: Don't give me ship.
Speaker 7: My aunt also say, I remember that these small companies
Speaker 7: still have tens of millions of dollars in backing, and
Speaker 7: a lot of that money could also go to trying
Speaker 7: to prove and paying off doctors to do studies that
Speaker 7: purposely prove that things are bad for you. And there
Speaker 7: are things out there that about that improves. But you
Speaker 7: do remember that it's not that deca companies aren't.
Speaker 3: You know, they're here to make money.
Speaker 7: They're not here just to.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry his point was lost on me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying. Okay, We're just gonna move on. I
Speaker 1: don't get he's trying to say that small companies are
Speaker 1: the ones that are paying for these things. No, it's
Speaker 1: actually the big companies. It's quite opposite. Those are the
Speaker 1: ones with the endless cash. Okay, but why would Coca
Speaker 1: Cola pay to cover up that they sell soda? They
Speaker 1: said regular and die FDA f the conversation either way.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that again. I know we're not. I
Speaker 1: know you got bashed for it last week. You got
Speaker 1: out by the slices. No, I did not.
Speaker 9: Hey Brooklyn Boys, you know Jimmy, Julie, Jenny, whatever the
Speaker 9: fuck from Queens.
Speaker 1: From the Bronx.
Speaker 10: From the Bronx, you talked a lot about Big Scissors
Speaker 10: last episode. Isn't big Scissors the name of some like
Speaker 10: plus size porns? Are you're a fan of or a
Speaker 10: plus size onifans model you follow?
Speaker 3: Just curious?
Speaker 1: Maybe big Scissors? Yeah, that'd be one of the Big Scissors.
Speaker 1: Is a lesbian couple on Only Yeah, Hey.
Speaker 11: Brooklyn Boys, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody. This is
Speaker 11: Kelsey from Texas, longtime listener, first time calling. I just
Speaker 11: wanted to say thanks for the signed shirt and bonus stickers.
Speaker 11: I got them earlier this week and couldn't wait to
Speaker 11: check everything out. You guys announced this right around my birthday,
Speaker 11: so I really had the jump on it. I'd say
Speaker 11: this is definitely one of the best gifts I've gotten myself.
Speaker 11: Love you guys, lays Life, Thank you so.
Speaker 1: Much, and welcome aboard to Slice Time Texas. Yes, and
Speaker 1: she didn't comment about whether or not her bag was
Speaker 1: put together messy or perfect Lee she was thinking she
Speaker 1: was thinking it m.
Speaker 3: H, Hey Brooklyn Boys, Amy Foom Queen's here.
Speaker 12: Ha ha.
Speaker 9: You guys were talking about tipping people and when to
Speaker 9: tip and stuff like that. Well, there was he's a
Speaker 9: handyman in the building where I live who when he
Speaker 9: would come up to fix something, instead of tipping him
Speaker 9: with cash, we would tip him with food, produce or
Speaker 9: something like that, because you know hashtag tribe, we feed people,
Speaker 9: and he would be happy as fuck.
Speaker 3: He'd be like, great, I don't have to buy lunch now. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Okay. I hope you gave him a ten dollars apple
Speaker 1: because that's what he probably should have given him instead
Speaker 1: of the apple, unless you gave him like a sandwich.
Speaker 1: You know that's fine, Brody and scary.
Speaker 13: Scary.
Speaker 3: You don't want free stuff?
Speaker 4: Oh you work?
Speaker 3: Who's your co house? You don't want free stuff. You
Speaker 3: get free stuff all the time.
Speaker 14: I gave it both.
Speaker 12: He missed you.
Speaker 3: When you said I want I don't want free stuff.
Speaker 3: I thought, you don't want free stuff. You want free stuff.
Speaker 3: You want your free.
Speaker 1: Desut Okay, I cannot argue with that for so many reasons.
Speaker 1: We want free stuff. Absolutely.
Speaker 8: Hey, Brody, when you were talking about the bios, you
Speaker 8: said you admit you were wrong.
Speaker 3: Years later, boom, My guy, I'd never heard doing that.
Speaker 15: You were wrong.
Speaker 8: Even when you call the computer a PC computer personal
Speaker 8: computer computer, that's a betters a dam machine admitting my
Speaker 8: guy hit the jaca.
Speaker 1: We had a letter.
Speaker 3: Not scary scary scary scary. Hey, I heard.
Speaker 8: About you charging your phone when you go to the bathroom.
Speaker 8: You probably know about this, but you can use a
Speaker 8: mag safe portable charger so you never have to leave
Speaker 8: it on the charger. That could be something you might
Speaker 8: want to consider, all right, Maybe.
Speaker 14: Benny from Brooklyn just want to tell you guys talking
Speaker 14: about these dicens. I have the V fifteen cordless for
Speaker 14: a couple of years now, best vacuum I ever. Thank you,
Speaker 14: worth the seven hundred eight hundred dollars that it was
Speaker 14: when it was brand new, and my wife just got
Speaker 14: the the dice in air wrap hair dry if a
Speaker 14: her and my daughter. Yep, I have long hair too,
Speaker 14: so I use it amazing works one hundred times aboutter
Speaker 14: worth the five hundred bucks that we paid for.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Holy guy. I gotta figure vinn Are you
Speaker 1: hiring maybe Asta Claus to bring you a gift? Say,
Speaker 1: Santa Claus, don't know where I live. Vinny from Brooklyn
Speaker 1: coming in hard with the with the appliances Dyson. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you I would not steal it. Does I'm sure
Speaker 1: he calls it a hair dryer. It doesn't go on, honey.
Speaker 1: It's more than a hair dryer. It's a dice in
Speaker 1: all right, beamer, and it's not a garbage can. It's
Speaker 1: a simple human right which your father did want a
Speaker 1: simple your father a dice in vacuum clean to see
Speaker 1: what he says simple, I could have bought a call
Speaker 1: for this kind of money. Why do we get your
Speaker 1: father on the podcast? Not soon enough? He was kind
Speaker 1: of upset he missed he missed it. Yeah, last time
Speaker 1: we couldn't get him. We'll get him on Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: in a couple of days. All right, we need to
Speaker 1: talk to him about something.
Speaker 4: The Boys podcast.
Speaker 16: We will be right back.
Speaker 1: Why actually kind of came out of nowhere. I wasn't
Speaker 1: expecting we were on a roll there for a minute.
Speaker 1: We have people with people feuding. We had people doing
Speaker 1: impressions of other Slice time callers, people faking their names.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about all these people feuding. Well,
Speaker 1: it wasn't as many as I thought. We were going
Speaker 1: to get so right, let's see over the second half
Speaker 1: of the show what happens Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 7: In regards lifetime.
Speaker 1: Nick guys, that's one, that's one was calling him out.
Speaker 1: He's saying that that that that new caller is Nick Nick,
Speaker 1: that new collar Nick is Wan the guy who just
Speaker 1: called I guess doing an impression of one.
Speaker 12: No, I don't think so Scary and Brodie Brodie scared.
Speaker 17: It's Dez aka Dez with the sexy voice aka de
Speaker 17: Dez Bums Baby.
Speaker 12: Thank you guys for my shirt. I loved it. It
Speaker 12: was fantastic. Yes, Brody, I did appreciate your packaging.
Speaker 18: It was fine.
Speaker 12: I understand that Scary likes to put his stuff all
Speaker 12: nice and meat.
Speaker 17: I give you credit for that too, Boobo, I think
Speaker 17: that's fantastic. Both of you guys together make a great team.
Speaker 12: Now listen. The other thing is we gotta talk about
Speaker 12: people with these tablets?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What is that shit?
Speaker 12: Des bombs? Part two? So Brody one right for giving
Speaker 12: the kid a tip. I normally in that situation probably
Speaker 12: wouldn't have. But I totally agree with you.
Speaker 17: He gave you a solid tip to let you know
Speaker 17: that his dad was gonna be out and where he
Speaker 17: was gonna be and where you would be able to
Speaker 17: see him. So in that scenario, totally get it. Other
Speaker 17: than that, I really don't get the whole Like you're
Speaker 17: throwing a muffin into a fucking bag and now I
Speaker 17: gotta give you money.
Speaker 12: I'm not. I don't get it. Guys, I really don't
Speaker 12: understand me because it's crazy.
Speaker 1: We yes, that's out of control. Catch that? Did you
Speaker 1: catch that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not only did she agree with me, but des with
Speaker 1: the sexy voice. You heard it. We have it, We
Speaker 1: have it on tape. Now. She said you liked my packaging.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, perfect, you want to run. We want to
Speaker 1: replay that late at night to yourself. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make it my ringtone on loop. Yeah.
Speaker 19: Hey Brooklyn boys, David Brody, first and foremost, thank you,
Speaker 19: thank you, thank you for fixing the spelling of my
Speaker 19: name on my sweatshirt. Really appreciate it. So I want
Speaker 19: to mention that Scary didn't spell his name correctly. He
Speaker 19: spelled it s k e E y j O n
Speaker 19: e R. I did leave a message this a Stacey
Speaker 19: front pa on the last time, but I don't know
Speaker 19: if I didn't make the cutoff in time. But again,
Speaker 19: I do really appreciate that you really appreciate that you
Speaker 19: took the time to sign my shirt. It's nice and neat.
Speaker 3: David Brody. Also, you're welcome, Scary. I do have to
Speaker 3: agree with you on.
Speaker 19: The dice and products. Love the dice and products have.
Speaker 19: Some vacuums have some fans might have try the hair dryer.
Speaker 19: David Brody. Love the concert story, Love this episode. Keep
Speaker 19: up the good work, guys.
Speaker 1: Love you, Thank you. Some positive reinforcement does a great call.
Speaker 1: By the way, Part two of the Concert Story is next.
Speaker 1: Brooking boys, the last one.
Speaker 17: Guys, I really don't have anything against tipping at all.
Speaker 17: I spent the majority of my teenage years in high
Speaker 17: school and in college busting my ass, working in all
Speaker 17: different kinds of restaurants, catering halls, you name it, waiting tables,
Speaker 17: busting tables, doing everything to pay.
Speaker 3: My bills and do what I needed to do.
Speaker 12: So it has nothing to do with that wine to dip.
Speaker 17: I took twenty to thirty percent at all times, with
Speaker 17: great service, without even hesitation.
Speaker 3: The issue is that where does it stop? You know,
Speaker 3: where are we going to just draw.
Speaker 17: A line and be like, all right, listen, don't be
Speaker 17: slinging a tablet at me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, des bombs. Every time I see that
Speaker 1: iPad swivel, I know that they're hitting me up for
Speaker 1: a tip, and I know I'm going about to be bamboozled,
Speaker 1: not gonna fall for at any time anyway. And that's it,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to feel bad either. I went
Speaker 1: and picked up one dish at the tie restaurant, pad,
Speaker 1: see you no vegetables. All the guy did was take
Speaker 1: the bag off the ledge, hand it to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he turned the screen around. Yeah. I'm a come on,
Speaker 1: the cooks made the food. You're sharing the tips to
Speaker 1: the cooks. Stop it with the I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: with the swivel apple you.
Speaker 20: Victoria from Brooklyn and fellow Mark Twain grad. I have
Speaker 20: a question, Scary. Just want to know if you see
Speaker 20: Michael McDonald, because you thought he was black, if you're
Speaker 20: going to man him, just.
Speaker 1: No, he might my white man him. I did a
Speaker 1: great question. Yeah, Michael McDonald. If Michael McDonald comes up
Speaker 1: to the radio station like the Q one or four
Speaker 1: to three, you know next door, would you go down
Speaker 1: the hall to meet him and tell him. Would you
Speaker 1: tell him like, hey, I thought you'd black. I think
Speaker 1: if the setting was right, I would have to make
Speaker 1: that stunningsion admission. Yeah, I can't be the only one.
Speaker 15: You're not.
Speaker 1: You're just trying to went on this podcast. Very he's
Speaker 1: very soulful, very soulful, very soulful. Yeah, okay, Oh, I
Speaker 1: have a question. If he was your pen pal, ah right,
Speaker 1: but you had another friend named Michael, you would have
Speaker 1: referred to him as black Michael McDonald black Michael, and
Speaker 1: then if you met him you have to change his name.
Speaker 1: But you already had a Michael friend. So Michael two
Speaker 1: thought you were black Michael. What would his name? Man?
Speaker 1: You you think way too deeply sometimes, Yeah, I do. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm here for. That's whether that's why the
Speaker 1: people love me. Hit the next one.
Speaker 16: Oh my gosh, just Maryland from Omaha Brody give him
Speaker 16: like fifty bucks. You're meeting your one of your idols,
Speaker 16: Like really, you know, I thought Scary was gonna say
Speaker 16: that that thing about his dad being in the box,
Speaker 16: that that's funny, like tat does. But how much he
Speaker 16: gave you, like the chance to be your idol and scary.
Speaker 16: Good job on ketchup, like you should not have that
Speaker 16: bad ship it is it is.
Speaker 1: That's right, Organicville ketchup and I have Organicville mustard. Dude,
Speaker 1: Organicville ketchup. I'm telling you, it's like in a movie. Hey, Mike,
Speaker 1: compass me that organic Ville ketchup. You got it, Dave.
Speaker 1: You're you're eating high fruit, those corn syer of people. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. You're not hooking simply hindes. But there's other
Speaker 1: things in there that are not good for you. There's
Speaker 1: plenty of things. And you know what, you know what's
Speaker 1: in that bottle of ketchup. Desperation and despair. That's what
Speaker 1: you do a bottle of ketching Now, there's not a
Speaker 1: lot of added sugar in my Organicville ketchup. In fact,
Speaker 1: there is no added sugar. That's why it's awesome. Okay,
Speaker 1: scroll back a few talkback is gonna be doing shooters
Speaker 1: if we just played a series of talkbacks saying that
Speaker 1: soda is bad for you, worse for you than diet soda,
Speaker 1: which is not I don't drink glasses of ketchup, no,
Speaker 1: but yeah, but that soda has high has I fruit,
Speaker 1: those corn syrup not to ketchup simply hines organic organic,
Speaker 1: bio organic, or simply they don't have simply organic yet
Speaker 1: over Cityville, Organicville product Organicville? Right, who's the mayor of
Speaker 1: organic Ville? You everybody will tell you why it should
Speaker 1: be mayor Organicville? Was the s n L sketcher justin
Speaker 1: Timberlake when he was bringing on down Hallmasville down Organicville
Speaker 1: in a douicey ketchup costume?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: You know what's located next to Uh?
Speaker 15: Was it?
Speaker 1: It's by next to Paraben Town. That's the other side
Speaker 1: of the tracks. Don't go over to Parabon Town. Stay
Speaker 1: here in Organicville.
Speaker 3: Hey, Brodie's scary.
Speaker 21: It's Maddy from Brooklyn and the Bronx on the DJ
Speaker 21: Kalib comment that he doesn't go below the belt. That's
Speaker 21: not a new thing. People have been known about it.
Speaker 21: In fact, Nicki Minaj calls him out on it on
Speaker 21: her song Barbie Dreams, which is a remix of a
Speaker 21: Biggie song, when she says, there's no fat dude telling
Speaker 21: me what he ain't eating, and I'm just saying she
Speaker 21: makes a fair point.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, did Niki hook up with Kalid? Is
Speaker 1: that something I'm gonnaware of I don't know if they
Speaker 1: had no but she's just calling him out anyway, whether
Speaker 1: they hooked up or not. Oh, by the way, did
Speaker 1: you see the video I sent you the fight at
Speaker 1: the Nicki Minaj conference. Yes, like the six girls brawling.
Speaker 1: One girl had no pants on. She had to get
Speaker 1: fong must have ripped her shit off. And the comments
Speaker 1: are fantastic. You gotta read the comments.
Speaker 13: Oh, Brookes, Jamaica rusta bacon from Sara Suda, Florida sometime
Speaker 13: New York. Brody episode two ninety one, you mentioned, Uh,
Speaker 13: you're interested in a radio position.
Speaker 1: In Washington, DC. But it's in Washington, d C.
Speaker 12: I guess it's a distance.
Speaker 13: Well, I didn't leave one radio show, which is a
Speaker 13: huge radio show. I'm trying to get a job on
Speaker 13: another radio show. What's going on here?
Speaker 1: Man less responsibility, less time, commitment, And it wasn't in
Speaker 1: the morning, Jamaic, arrest the bacon again.
Speaker 13: What can one other morning show or radio station offer
Speaker 13: you that the Elvis Durrant Morning Show or iHeart cannot
Speaker 13: offer you.
Speaker 1: Brody, give us a scoop? What's going on? There's no scoop.
Speaker 1: I needed a break at the twenty four years. It
Speaker 1: covered this already. It doesn't mean I'm never going to
Speaker 1: work again. No, you gotta shut yourself down. You made
Speaker 1: a commitment right stay away from the industry, and I
Speaker 1: just said there was a show that interested me. I'm
Speaker 1: not moving and I'm not going back in the morning
Speaker 1: radio so fast and again I had to do with
Speaker 1: the responsibility of that job.
Speaker 15: I didn't.
Speaker 1: By the way, I've talked to you guys about this.
Speaker 1: I didn't just work on the morning show. I also
Speaker 1: worked in the comedy department till seven eight o'clock at night.
Speaker 1: I had two jobs. It was five point thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning until seven eight o'clock at night. It was
Speaker 1: a lot of hours. So that's why being on like
Speaker 1: a one job, easy morning show without twenty people and
Speaker 1: internship programs, I had a lot of shit to do,
Speaker 1: a lot of work. Kicking back on another morning show someday,
Speaker 1: if that ever happens, it will not have the time, commitment,
Speaker 1: or or the responsibilities I had with the morning show
Speaker 1: with the Z one hundred and the Delvis Durand show,
Speaker 1: Hey b Boys.
Speaker 18: CHRISTI from Saddlebrook. I went through the An Frank House
Speaker 18: as a Christian. I'm also a World War two Holocaust
Speaker 18: kind of stuff. I read a lot and I loved
Speaker 18: the Anne frank House, but I was crying my eyes
Speaker 18: out to.
Speaker 1: The whole thing.
Speaker 18: I felt numb, I felt connected. I don't think you
Speaker 18: need to be Jewish to feel something.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't say that, Carrie.
Speaker 3: I think you will learn a lot and all so
Speaker 3: learned from it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I listen. I would imagine that the majority
Speaker 1: of people that go there simply because of the majority
Speaker 1: of the world. You know, the population is not Jewish,
Speaker 1: but the majority people that go to the en Frankause
Speaker 1: are not Jewish. Yeah, I'm saying scary isn't going to
Speaker 1: have the impact because he things don't hit scary the
Speaker 1: way they hit some people. Give me a little more credit,
Speaker 1: Give me a little more credit there. David will understand it.
Speaker 1: Scar will ponder it. He will, He'll reflect on it,
Speaker 1: and then when you go to the Heidegen factory, then
Speaker 1: he'll go to the Heindegen factory and then be fine, Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I have to drink it off after what I've seen.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I'm need a drink after this.
Speaker 22: This is MJ from NJ to Conjoined Twins episode what
Speaker 22: if the person farts but like the husband's there, But.
Speaker 3: It wasn't me, Like who do they blame? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking that whole thing. It's crazy. Also, twices,
Speaker 3: be nice to each other. This is not the playground
Speaker 3: in kindergarten. Okay, love you guys. Yes, this is so continuing.
Speaker 3: They're about to conjoined twins.
Speaker 22: I could imagine the question, I mean the farding what
Speaker 22: about they do they get a monthly period? I don't
Speaker 22: even know if they could get pregnant. I mean, this
Speaker 22: is so many things unbelievable. I mean, God bless them
Speaker 22: for you know, going to hell. Anyway, love you guys
Speaker 22: and have a great day.
Speaker 1: And you too. There, Mjay, I'll tell you one of
Speaker 1: the best topics, non ranting topics we've done, like just
Speaker 1: news stories that we've covered, and there's been conjoined twins forever,
Speaker 1: but these two getting married to the one guy best
Speaker 1: story of the year. Best. There's also to uh these
Speaker 1: guys attached at the head. They literally share a head.
Speaker 1: You see that one. Oh my god, and they're like
Speaker 1: as doing their third of what that guy's doing on
Speaker 1: his wedding night with the conjoined girls. No, the one
Speaker 1: guy looks down the whole time he's looking down. The
Speaker 1: one guy's looking down because he's attached it to the head.
Speaker 1: He's got to have back problems, neck problems. Does he
Speaker 1: have his own back? That's called some some cranial conjoined something.
Speaker 1: They're conjoined twins as well. Now if those conjoined twins
Speaker 1: hooked up with the girl conjoined twins and the guy
Speaker 1: is already looking down, his head's already down, No DJ
Speaker 1: called problem. Now I'm thinking.
Speaker 23: So the FDA thing, you know, they're just a regulatory body.
Speaker 23: Congress makes the laws that govern our food and what
Speaker 23: goes in it. They just enforce those laws. They have
Speaker 23: no ability to change anything. It's Congress that changes everything.
Speaker 23: It's called the watch dog group.
Speaker 3: Look it up. The same thing with the EPA and
Speaker 3: all that have to make the laws and then they
Speaker 3: essentially enforce them. So if you want to get pissed
Speaker 3: off Part two.
Speaker 15: So yeah, just getting back to it, Congress make the laws.
Speaker 15: FBA just goes ahead and forces them or makes recommendations.
Speaker 15: But Congress plan that tells you, or tells it what
Speaker 15: they can and cannot put in the food.
Speaker 3: You're gonna get pissed.
Speaker 23: Off, get pissed off of those useless old people that
Speaker 23: are that are in Congress, and they're the ones that
Speaker 23: you should get mad at.
Speaker 1: As long as we know who to get mad at.
Speaker 1: I gotta get mad at somebody, right exactly, Brodie. Brodie
Speaker 1: needs to hang his shit on somebody somebody.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And this is the last one for this week. Wow,
Speaker 1: come to the end here it is. That was fast Brody.
Speaker 24: I love you, allow for nothing, grilling scary on this profile,
Speaker 24: nonsense for an entire episode. Almost there's a little too much.
Speaker 24: He proved you wrong everything you brought up, He explained
Speaker 24: pretty well. I don't know if this was just for content,
Speaker 24: but it's coming off a little uh, a little jealous,
Speaker 24: a little bitter.
Speaker 1: All right? What was I bitter about? I said, my
Speaker 1: profile is very similar to his, and in that we
Speaker 1: have the same attitude and opinionated personality. I'm the whole
Speaker 1: point of our podcast to make fun of each other.
Speaker 1: That's what we do. I got sent this by and
Speaker 1: by the way, it was one break. Once we go
Speaker 1: to commercial, we changed topics. It wasn't the whole show.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't enjoy it. I'm also sorry that's
Speaker 1: the last talkback. Like to end on a positive Brody note,
Speaker 1: Let's let's end on a sour note for David Brody,
Speaker 1: like I would like to end on a always brody
Speaker 1: and scary kind of call. Brody, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: Can we play des again talking about she likes my packaging? No,
Speaker 1: I don't dislike that call.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Three actions? This podcast all depends on. You want to
Speaker 1: talk about something, baby decise, time
Speaker 3: Free Jasser