1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Bogomy this. I'm your host. 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:09,720 Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock ys that, Kevin poll No, thank you. You're 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 1: very kind, but I really shouldn't. Oh well, sure if 4 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: you and says I'll have just one dozen donets, then 5 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,279 Speaker 1: thank you, But I digress. Let's meet our alchemists for today, 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,920 Speaker 1: shall we, in no particular order? Say, load of Craig Atkowski, Coco, 7 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: when the wind chimes at night? What are they calling 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: you to do? To turn into the ground from winds? Came? 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,239 Speaker 1: Get back to the earth and I willow it's not over. 10 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: Go back down the table waiting for the wind to chime, Sit, 11 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: put your shirts. All U scenario is sort of made up, 12 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 1: But yeah, I know. I'm just rolling with you, even 13 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: magic because it's James anytime, Jimmy, June and Jude control 14 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: the banks and Tied didn't say that. I didn't say that, 15 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: But you're not just missing up. Well, I mean, it's funny, 16 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 1: but that's your favorite and fondest memory of sleeping outdoors. 17 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: I brought my that time girlfriend out to Joshua Tree 18 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:21,320 Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day to camp out, and it was both 19 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: fucking freezing. It was like thirty degrees and I had 20 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,119 Speaker 1: no ideas like it's the desert, it's going to be hot. Now. 21 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: Is that the EXCUSEA gave when it was I didn't 22 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: have a tent and have anything. It's it's exactly, but 23 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: I remember very well it was it's an unforgettable camping trip, 24 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: sleeping outdoors. It is about a hello to Mark Gagliardi. 25 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: Hello MG. As a first time bank robber, what would 26 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: you ride on the note you hand the teller? The 27 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: first thing I would say is, first of all, high, 28 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: because I want to be polite. And then I would 29 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: just give a concise list of demands and I wouldn't 30 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: be threatening. And as I walked up to the teller 31 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: and saw what that person looked like, I would make 32 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: sure I wrote a little compliment. So this is how 33 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: you do things professionally. Yeah, exactly. There's no reason to 34 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: do your job in a mean way. What your job is? Yeah, 35 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 1: I mean Joey with the snark and last but Dang Dong, 36 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,080 Speaker 1: which is dead in your pants if you think him, Lacey, 37 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer Joey if you will, favorite Childhood cereal 38 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: and why Lucky Charms. It was just Irish heritage, so 39 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: you believe there was Irish in the box. All right, 40 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: let's get to our first scene, shall we? All today's 41 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: scene suggestions to gather from our listeners emails. If you'd 42 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 1: like to submit yours, please write to the podcast that 43 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. That is 44 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. Please when 45 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 1: you can, however, you listen to your podcast, go on 46 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 1: there and write a review. Tell folks what you think 47 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: about the show. We'd love to hear from you, so 48 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: please do right to us as well. Our first email, 49 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: in fact, comes from Jenny, who wrote Gang Hello, Kevin, Hello, Kevin, 50 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: Gang Hello, new favorite podcast, brilliant. I would love you 51 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: to imagine the following an erotic fan fiction author a 52 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: serious case of writer's block, and then in internally frustrated muse, 53 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: excuse me sorry, eternally frustrated mus I'm okay, I've broken 54 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: into a sweat publisher running low on patients. Again, that's 55 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: the author, the writer's block, the frustrated muse, and a 56 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: publisher running low on patients. Have fun. Jenny, Look, I 57 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: don't care what you tell me. All right, Look, I 58 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: gotta get this book out in a month. All right, 59 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying? Who do you get that? 60 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: You're just getting through you? Mr? Mr? I was like, 61 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm trying, and Flowers, Mr Flowers, 62 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: I'm trying everything I can do to get this book 63 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: out as quickly as possible. But but I have no 64 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: I have no I have no dry have no sex appeal, 65 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: and no magic. Right here, I'm sitting right here, look 66 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 1: at you understand with this as my muse, if you 67 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 1: could only, if the publishing house could only see fit 68 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 1: to bring me a new muse, maybe maybe I'm sorry. 69 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,479 Speaker 1: I am sorry, Janelle, Janelle, I'm sorry, but your muse 70 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: powers are over. I just believe I'm hearing this. I need, 71 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,160 Speaker 1: Mr Flowers, I need a new muse. But that's fine, Okay, 72 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: she's mused up. All right, I'll give you something that 73 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: we're running out of paper I use May I use 74 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 1: that line in my book stuff? Yeah? Of course, no, no, 75 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: no problem, no problem. Happy to help you know I 76 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 1: used to be righting myself. Yes, I'm so sorry interrupt. 77 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: Do you need more time at the menu? Yes we do, 78 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: Yes we do, all right, and actually, let's just get 79 00:04:55,040 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: a bottle of anything else. I I'm looking for the 80 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: new news and the news well then might get off 81 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: its sex. Oh well, look, what's your name? You're coming 82 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: up your name tech? Jeez, I'm sorry, Claude, Claude. Very 83 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: nice to meet your Claude to my pleasure, lovely. How's 84 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: your I tea? It's wonderful, Thank you? Could I get 85 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: some catchup? Of course, so we're gonna be on the 86 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: same check and she's going to be. But maybe maybe 87 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: Claude and I can work together. I'm sorry this did 88 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 1: you need something? You just with with this table? Right? Journal? 89 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: Is my film mus former news? Oh that's tough? What right? 90 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,840 Speaker 1: All right? Well let me know if you need anything else. 91 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: I'll be back in a few minutes. Alright, who's doing 92 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: it from me? Maybe? What do you want? I need 93 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: a little more tempt to finish the book and now 94 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 1: that Claude might be my new news, I do not know. 95 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: Maybe we will see where things will go good. Maybe 96 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 1: maybe I can do things with the Claude and that 97 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,599 Speaker 1: that can inspire you to What do you mean you 98 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: got fired? I was doing the best and I couldn't. 99 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:03,159 Speaker 1: I guess it's Jesus. Chris Ice babe, what am I 100 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 1: after going to get back into the workforce? I hope. 101 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: So it wasn't my choice. What did you do? I 102 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:12,119 Speaker 1: didn't do anything. I did not being a good muse. 103 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: What did you get? The milk was milk my brothers 104 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 1: living with us. Now, okay, okay, it's just that right now, 105 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 1: maybe it's not a good time to have an extra 106 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,599 Speaker 1: person feed. I don't have as or just in the fridge. 107 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: We don't cheap it in the drawers, dish it. If 108 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: there's no milk in the fridge, it's because we're out. 109 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,119 Speaker 1: Maybe go buy something. Look, I can't tell my brother 110 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: he can't live here. Well but okay he can live here, 111 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 1: but maybe he can. But it wasn't my fault. I 112 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: think that what it was inspiring the guy. I feel 113 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: like I was inspiring. Do you never feel inspired by me? 114 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: Like I don't. I don't know what this art stuff? Babe? 115 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: You know that's your thing? Yeah, thank you. Sausage or no, 116 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 1: it's a sausage. We should be in the freezer. If 117 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: there is any is the sausage in the freezer because 118 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,479 Speaker 1: it keeps longer that way. It's just put it into 119 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: the But I want it now I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 120 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: I'll fix that later. We'll we'll just try to keep 121 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: it as cold. Look man, alright, Look, if you're gonna 122 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: throw a party of the centery, you gotta guarantee of venue. Okay, 123 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 1: do you have a venue? Do I have a venue? Yeah, 124 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 1: I've got a venue coming in my place, your place 125 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:33,120 Speaker 1: a century alright, because I just I gave you a 126 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 1: lot of money for this party, all right, Yeah, okay, 127 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,200 Speaker 1: you know I've already spent some of that, so I'm 128 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: gonna need a little more of an advance, a little 129 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 1: more of an advance. Yeah, I mean, do you want 130 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 1: a party of the centry or not? Of course, but 131 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: I gave you thirty grand no, okay, Like this is 132 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. Okay, we have a fucking sausage and 133 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: milk spread. Um, we're gonna have dogs fight goats, right, 134 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 1: tell them about the hats. Okay, everybody when they walk 135 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 1: in is gonna get a hat, and that is gonna 136 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: have the name of a different, uh celebrity. But you 137 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: don't know, you don't know what celebrity you are, so 138 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 1: people are gonna treat you like that celebrity all night 139 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 1: it's gonna be a celebrity that matches that. Okay, So 140 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 1: it's gonna be like you know, it was still fight 141 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln. I'm just confused about the milk and sausage 142 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: bars forray sake, guivara. Okay, you gotta guess what celebrity 143 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: you are based on the party of the sec. Okay, 144 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 1: that's it. That's where the thirty grand. I tell you. 145 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 1: The dogs are gonna fight goats. Don't give a shit 146 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 1: about that. Okay, I don't give a sh but look, 147 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 1: I'm a party planner. Okay, I make big parties go. 148 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,680 Speaker 1: This needs to happen, now, do you get that? Okay, 149 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:50,839 Speaker 1: DJ DJ man, I do me a favorite DJ helped me. 150 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: Come on, what do you Okay? Like I can offer 151 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 1: another thirty grand and that's it, right, that's very fair. 152 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,120 Speaker 1: My first time being a mused, so I really have 153 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: to be honest. I don't know how this works. Well 154 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 1: it's it's very easy. All you have to do is 155 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 1: just to chat with me. Okay. Well, first let me 156 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 1: say that I think your home is lovely, thank you 157 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 1: very much. As a sausage and a freezer, oh that's 158 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,960 Speaker 1: very kind of you. Um, and so do I do? 159 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: I tell stories? Do I? How do I? I'm here 160 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 1: to inspire you. Yes, you're here to inspire me. So really, 161 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: what I need you to do is when I have 162 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 1: an idea, just I just need to say, oh is 163 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 1: that's good? Okay? So what ideas are you currently floating? 164 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,079 Speaker 1: I do not have any. I don't I'm gonna spit 165 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:38,320 Speaker 1: pass my saf anything sparks this, this is this is 166 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 1: the kind of thing my old muse would never do 167 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 1: for me. Right, okay? A party of this century? That 168 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:47,559 Speaker 1: sounds good? I like that and hats okay, is the 169 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:51,240 Speaker 1: story of a party of the century? And celebrities? Are 170 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 1: you just saying words? Or does he? I'm picturing the 171 00:09:54,480 --> 00:10:04,080 Speaker 1: whole thing, does he? I'm band together in cool. It 172 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 1: doesn't make it any better if you say it longer. 173 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:12,200 Speaker 1: It's I get I'm sorry before It's okay. I just 174 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 1: appreciate you being here. Just will you? Just will you 175 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 1: just warring? Not pause different colors? But actual, Really, really, 176 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 1: what I just need you to do is just sort 177 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 1: of beas for me and let me I'm sorry, It's okay, 178 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,840 Speaker 1: It's okay, lovely home, thank you. I'm just going to 179 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:35,079 Speaker 1: start gliding okay, I'll just be here when you need me. 180 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, mm hmmm are you eating chips? Should 181 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,119 Speaker 1: I not? It's okay, I just need it very very 182 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:52,560 Speaker 1: very very quiet. Okay. Sorry, are you just shuffling around 183 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:56,200 Speaker 1: all of the papers on my desk? Now? I would right, 184 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. That's all right? Is this your pen? Yes? Olives? 185 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 1: These pens on my pens? Do you collect pens? Well? 186 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,240 Speaker 1: I purchased him, but you don't write with one. Again. 187 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,719 Speaker 1: The main thing right now is that I need is 188 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,800 Speaker 1: is just for you to be peaceful and quiet and 189 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 1: into amuse. Yes, we Why Why do all these boxes 190 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,959 Speaker 1: keep showing up with your name on it? What is 191 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: going on? Okay? Goat food? We don't have goats. We're 192 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,480 Speaker 1: gonna have goats, okay, and they're gonna need to be fed. Okay, 193 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:37,959 Speaker 1: But why I'm throwing the party of the century where 194 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 1: at my condo? Yes, I'm not supposed to have dogs. 195 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: Don't feel don't feed the dogs. They need to be angry. 196 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 1: They need to be angry. Listen, your brother, I don't 197 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 1: know if this is the right time, but he keeps 198 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,439 Speaker 1: leaping dogs away from the chicken. Okay, can we can 199 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 1: we come into the bedroom, we can talk. Whose baby 200 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 1: is that? A baby goat? That's so cute? Kid? Can 201 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:07,199 Speaker 1: we go into the bedroom really quick? Oh yeah, no, no, 202 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:11,800 Speaker 1: in fact, let's just go to the bathroom anywhere. Internally frustrated, 203 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 1: I just don't want to be abound all these animals 204 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 1: right now. I want to have a concert face with you. 205 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 1: What is that? It's a small elephant? Okay, it's a 206 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:26,440 Speaker 1: small elephant. Sounds like he's an Yes, he's the trainer. Like, 207 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have an elephant here without a trainer. Listen. 208 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 1: I am sick and tired of you. What are you 209 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 1: doing in here? What the fuck? What are you doing? 210 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 1: And taking a ship the door? Lock the door. This 211 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:46,800 Speaker 1: is my bathroom, this is my kind my brother alone. Fu, dude, 212 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I'm glad both of you guys are 213 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 1: here because you know what you guys are out. Okay, 214 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 1: what you've done here? Baby? After your party? Influencers coming 215 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 1: to this party? Okay, Okay, we need to create instagrammable situations. Okay, okay, 216 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:12,559 Speaker 1: Well maybe I can be amused for you. What you 217 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 1: money to pay you to be amused? Just thinking about 218 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,439 Speaker 1: just free? Don't could you please stop shooting. He can't 219 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,720 Speaker 1: plug it like that. It's just like, maybe we could 220 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: work together as a team. Maybe that would change around 221 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 1: our relationship. Danny, when you're done? Is that this is 222 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 1: my friend? What's up? You're making a really hard freak condo. 223 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 1: By the way, thank you. It's a bit of a 224 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:43,720 Speaker 1: man the wild life. Alright, babe? How would you improve 225 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:47,079 Speaker 1: this party beyond what I've already planned, which is amazing. 226 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:52,199 Speaker 1: I'm thinking maybe I could inspire you to get what 227 00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:56,840 Speaker 1: DJ gave me money? No, a disc jockey, disc jockey 228 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 1: a music. Usually I just do sex music, but this 229 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,360 Speaker 1: is this is fun. It's a new career path. DJ. 230 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,600 Speaker 1: Maybe it's me for because you leave, he's clearly taking 231 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 1: a ship. This is no need for You're busted it 232 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: on us. Yeah, man, we're trying to put woman premed 233 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:23,520 Speaker 1: right right. I didn't know you were trying to. My 234 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 1: brother's a genius. I didn't know. Okay, I'll leave you guys. 235 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 1: Just think about it. DJ music, Okay, DJ, what is this, Claude? 236 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,280 Speaker 1: What is this? I read in the paper? Um, every 237 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,160 Speaker 1: one of your ideas when you told me your magical 238 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:42,280 Speaker 1: idea about the party of this century, goats fighting horses 239 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,640 Speaker 1: or whatever. Look at this, Open to page six. Show 240 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 1: me that parties that is described right there on page 241 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 1: six one thousand, top influences. Was there, yes, yes, yes? 242 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: Were you musing for someone else? I know you were 243 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: musing for another writer? How could your ideas I've wound 244 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: up in another party unless you unless you amused cheat? Well, 245 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 1: listen when I said this was my first time I met, 246 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 1: the first time with you, and I have had other 247 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 1: people being in need of what the magic it is 248 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,359 Speaker 1: I create? You have? Let me try one more suggestion 249 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,360 Speaker 1: for you. I do not fine, I'm gonna give you 250 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 1: a single word. All right, peacock, peacock, just close your eyes. 251 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,920 Speaker 1: That is very good, peacock. I have my eyes closer. 252 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,360 Speaker 1: I mean, young peacock. But why do I know? How 253 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 1: do I know that tomorrow I opened the paper about 254 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 1: the Peacock party. I promise you won't. All right, this 255 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: is DJ Peacock over there. I really to make sure 256 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: you grab a hat. There's a celebrity name in your hat. 257 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 1: Don't look at it. Remember running the milk? Okay, baby, 258 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 1: what do you with the milk? I was need charge 259 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: the milk out? She is I am a party I'm 260 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: just supposed to be the inspirationous all right, who wants 261 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,560 Speaker 1: to go for an elephant ride ride? There's too many 262 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,040 Speaker 1: people here. I'm not supposed to have to make cho 263 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 1: odean man cheeto ode. What then am I supposed to 264 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: do about man? I'm just carrying him around the party. 265 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: I don't have time for this man, and dump him 266 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 1: out back, dump him out back, out back. Were seventy 267 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 1: stories up like I don't have time for this man, dope, 268 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 1: do not do that? Can I just can? I just 269 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 1: ask when he said I don't have time for that man, 270 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,960 Speaker 1: how many things were on his play at that moment? 271 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:49,520 Speaker 1: As the one thousand influencer present he needed to get 272 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: that sixty grand back? That was fun? Did anyone pay 273 00:16:53,360 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 1: to get it? I forget to charge scene too. Some 274 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 1: Erica who wrote first, I'd like to start this email 275 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,280 Speaker 1: off by saying, I love Joey and I die laughing 276 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 1: every time he mentions hiding things in his prison pocket. 277 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:19,879 Speaker 1: Thank you. My scene suggestion is simple tarot card reading. 278 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,760 Speaker 1: That's all. Love you, Erica. G alright, who is next? 279 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,120 Speaker 1: Think you are next? Let me see him? Make sure 280 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:36,560 Speaker 1: your name is on her lists? Are you Carl? Yes? Okay, Carl, 281 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,520 Speaker 1: Now there's a few things you should know before you 282 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:43,920 Speaker 1: go in to see Madam Wednesday. First of all, take 283 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 1: off your shoes. Okay. I have very long feet, so 284 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,280 Speaker 1: that oh she's used to that. Also, we need you 285 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,399 Speaker 1: to take off your pants. Okay. This is a Tarot 286 00:17:55,440 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 1: card reading. Okay, yeah, yes, okay. Have you not taken 287 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 1: off your pants before? For terra I've never reading. I've 288 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,560 Speaker 1: just seen them right, right, Well, this is not a 289 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: fictional Terra card reading, right, this is happening. This is 290 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:19,200 Speaker 1: real and as his tradition, shoes and pants okay, okay. 291 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,400 Speaker 1: And did you have water today? Yeah? I had about 292 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,359 Speaker 1: a gallon and a half. A gallon and a half. 293 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,359 Speaker 1: That's a lot of water. I wake up early. Would 294 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,800 Speaker 1: you like to use the restroom before because once Madam 295 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:36,880 Speaker 1: Wednesday starts, you need to stay in the pocket. That's fine, okay, 296 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,240 Speaker 1: all right, give me a moment when I check with 297 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:46,280 Speaker 1: mat On, Madam Wenday, Madam Wednesday. Yes, we have a 298 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,960 Speaker 1: gentleman here by the name of Carl. Hello. Yes, he's primed, 299 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,960 Speaker 1: all right, and um I'll send him in with is 300 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,480 Speaker 1: he wearing? Is he is he wearing? What I suggested? 301 00:18:55,520 --> 00:19:00,480 Speaker 1: That he come in wearing. Yes, wonderful, precisely, come on in, Carl, 302 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,560 Speaker 1: Madam Wednesday. HELLI Carl, how are you? Hi'm wonderful. Is 303 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,120 Speaker 1: this your first time getting a tarot card reading? Yes 304 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: it is. I knew that. That's great, Yes, it's my 305 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 1: first time. Here's what I'd like you to do, Carl. Okay, 306 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,240 Speaker 1: I'm going to fan these cards out. I'd like you 307 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,360 Speaker 1: to pick one of them. Okay. Can I pick two 308 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,159 Speaker 1: or just one for now? Okay? This we'll get more 309 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,600 Speaker 1: advanced as we go. Pick one for now. Okay, take 310 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,040 Speaker 1: a look at the card, don't show me, Put it 311 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: back in the deck and shuffle. Then tell me. Now 312 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: you have to pick another one. Did you pick another one? 313 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 1: Don't tell me what it is. I haven't picked one. Okay, 314 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,520 Speaker 1: take a look at that card, okay, don't just look 315 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: at the back of it. What does it say on 316 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 1: the front? Yea, okay, I need you to pick one 317 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,280 Speaker 1: more card. Do you know what you understand? Up? Cards work? Yes? 318 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,840 Speaker 1: Of course, there's a back that has a picture that's 319 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,639 Speaker 1: the same on all the cards. I'm sorry, it's my 320 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,760 Speaker 1: first time doing taro. I'm sorry. That's all right, Um, 321 00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,240 Speaker 1: pick any card from the deck and look at the 322 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,359 Speaker 1: face part of the card, but don't don't tell me 323 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,119 Speaker 1: what it says. All right, now put it back in 324 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,800 Speaker 1: the deck. Um, I forgot what my card was. I'm 325 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 1: going to need you one more time, Carl to fan. 326 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,479 Speaker 1: I'm going to fan out the deck. I'd like you 327 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,399 Speaker 1: to pick one card. Alright. I'd like you to slide 328 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 1: that card out of the deck. You've done that, now, 329 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 1: I'd like you to look that's not We're going to 330 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,800 Speaker 1: need one more card. One more card. We're going to 331 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,080 Speaker 1: do this one more time. Do not do me a 332 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 1: favor card. Do not say any words after you take 333 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:36,960 Speaker 1: your card. It's part of the magic of tarot. Right now, 334 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 1: take your card. Look at your card, and do you 335 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 1: remember Will you remember what that card says? You can 336 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,440 Speaker 1: say yes or no when I ask you a yes 337 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:54,920 Speaker 1: or no question. Will you remember what the card says? Yes? Okay? 338 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 1: Put the card back inside the deck. Do you remember 339 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 1: what the card says? Yes? Are you lying to me, Carl, Yes? Okay. 340 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,679 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to pick one more card, Carl, 341 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,639 Speaker 1: one more card. This is the last time. Pick the card, 342 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,040 Speaker 1: look at the card, put the card back in the deck. 343 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,960 Speaker 1: Right now, shuffle up the deck, don't let me see 344 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 1: and I'm going to dig through. Is this your card? Yes? 345 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,879 Speaker 1: Thank you, Madam Wednesday. Next, please wait a second, that way, 346 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,720 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, okay, are you ready to see 347 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,040 Speaker 1: I'm ready to see her. I'm gonna need you to 348 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,560 Speaker 1: take off your shoes. But this is fucking bullshit here. 349 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,720 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, I'm just a little upset about the 350 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,639 Speaker 1: last tarot card reading I got from Madame Wednesday. From 351 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 1: Madam Wednesday, Yes, okay, I'm ready. Okay, I can get 352 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,200 Speaker 1: you before we go out. Do you have some water? 353 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:56,040 Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, here you go, thank you? Anything else? 354 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,240 Speaker 1: Your energy will probably change once, I'm sure it will, 355 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,200 Speaker 1: once she explains herself. Can you give me just a moment. Sure, 356 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,280 Speaker 1: I'll make sure she's ready for you. I'm sure she is. 357 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,800 Speaker 1: She's a tarot card reader, all right, right for you? 358 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 1: Right here? What's your name again? John? That's right, Madam Wednesday. 359 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,080 Speaker 1: John is here. He seems a bit disgruntled. Do you 360 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,960 Speaker 1: think I could change his energy? Or should we tell 361 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,920 Speaker 1: him that I'm not here? You know, it's a it's 362 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: a bit of a coin flip. Well, let's see what happens. Okay, 363 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:34,680 Speaker 1: bring him in all right, John again, Madam Wednesday. Only 364 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 1: able to help you if you want to be help 365 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,040 Speaker 1: I want to be helped. Okay, then come right this way, 366 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:46,720 Speaker 1: Madam Wednesday. Hello John, I am fucking furious. I went 367 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,840 Speaker 1: and I was at a cocktail party and I talked 368 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,040 Speaker 1: about what a wonderful experience I had my fucking tarot cards, 369 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,560 Speaker 1: and they told me you just did a god damn card, trek. 370 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,879 Speaker 1: I don't know what goddamn card, trek. I want to 371 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,240 Speaker 1: know my future. Want to know your future. I want 372 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,200 Speaker 1: to know my future, bitch. I don't want to goddamn 373 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:09,040 Speaker 1: car tripped, John, You told me what car I was. 374 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,679 Speaker 1: I was impressed. But that's not tarot card, John, John, 375 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 1: cut these cards, okay, all right now the card that 376 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 1: you cut to look at that car? Right? You know what? 377 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,080 Speaker 1: This time it'll it's okay that you tell me tear 378 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:32,119 Speaker 1: that card up right now? John? What open up your 379 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,240 Speaker 1: button up shirt? And what does your t shirt say? 380 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Space Wednesday. Yeah. So, I mean, I've 381 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,440 Speaker 1: gone to a couple of things before, psychics and such, 382 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,960 Speaker 1: but it was it was really really good, um, and 383 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,440 Speaker 1: many wanted more sausage or milk. There were good on those. 384 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 1: I could use the mar sauce, but I really recommend 385 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 1: uh going onto your comfort zone and get in a 386 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,280 Speaker 1: tarot card read. So what what was the sort of 387 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,960 Speaker 1: positive thing that happened afterwards? You just enlightened or something 388 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,480 Speaker 1: actually came your way? Yeah? Oh so after I got 389 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:08,800 Speaker 1: my card read and like she knew what it was. Uh, 390 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,439 Speaker 1: did you talk about your death your riches? That's one 391 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,200 Speaker 1: thing I've heard that there's the death card, but it's 392 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,399 Speaker 1: not always bad, likesition and you're going one part is 393 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: dying and the parts of being born. Yeah, and none 394 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,639 Speaker 1: of that happened. There was none of that. Pick the 395 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 1: death card or the Night of Cups card? Did you pick? Uh? Well, 396 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,040 Speaker 1: I got a whole honestly, picked a whole bunch of 397 00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:32,800 Speaker 1: was um, let's see, I got a Squirtle. Uh which 398 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,880 Speaker 1: and then which is the Pokemon card? And then I 399 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 1: got this does not sound at all like the tarot 400 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:44,560 Speaker 1: card reading. I god, what did you get? Probably someone else? I? Well, 401 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: I picked your card madam Onnesday. She's a phenomenal, huge 402 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,160 Speaker 1: great reviews. She guessed my card like that, I'm sorry, 403 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,679 Speaker 1: I guessed your card yeah, I guess my card, like 404 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:01,639 Speaker 1: from tarot card deck. I I'm not an expert, but 405 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,879 Speaker 1: she gets the car and it was right. What was 406 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:09,040 Speaker 1: your car? It was spades like on your T shirt there? Yeah, yeah, 407 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,040 Speaker 1: my favorite church. Sure, it was just like this little chance. 408 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: You knew that was your favorite you've gone there before. 409 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,200 Speaker 1: I mean, this isn't this is a I mean she's 410 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 1: consistently the best rated. Yelped. This sounds like a magician. 411 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,440 Speaker 1: You're sure you went to a tarot card reading you 412 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:29,360 Speaker 1: sounds like you were there a similar to Wait what Wednesday? 413 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,119 Speaker 1: I was just telling my story about it. Yeah, I 414 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,600 Speaker 1: heard you talk about Squirtle. That's a Pokemon car. Yeah, 415 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,400 Speaker 1: but that was part of that that was in the deck? 416 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,920 Speaker 1: Is she giving you a better special than me? Squirtle 417 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 1: is not a tarot card? What else was in the deck? 418 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,760 Speaker 1: I think it was. That's what you pulled. Okay, So 419 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,280 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not here to judge you in any 420 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,160 Speaker 1: way like that, or like bring an indictment on you 421 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 1: your family, or say how much you know your brother 422 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,960 Speaker 1: is a piece of ship. Invited me over for a 423 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,000 Speaker 1: dinner party because you're my friend. Yes, yeah, but your 424 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,720 Speaker 1: brother is a piece of ship, and you're saying, Madam 425 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,639 Speaker 1: Wednesday's here your party, and we too will have a 426 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:06,680 Speaker 1: chance to has been in my bedroom for a minute here? Yeah, yeah, 427 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: that's the whole fucking point. Man. Is that why this 428 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,040 Speaker 1: incense is burning? Oh my god, put that out, holy ship, 429 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,159 Speaker 1: put that out? Holy? Oh my god, that was that 430 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,560 Speaker 1: was a newspaper on fire, holy ship, incense. Holy thank 431 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 1: you for calling that out. Oh my god? Can I 432 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,639 Speaker 1: go next? Firefighters around here? Actually she's going to dictate 433 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,639 Speaker 1: who goes. Well, yeah, that's kind of like her whole thing. 434 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 1: So whenever she's ready to come out. But I'm gonna 435 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 1: get those milk and uh floating sausages. I'm ready for 436 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,600 Speaker 1: the next one. You, yes, you the one who is 437 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: obviously excited. Oh, super excited, super excited. Please yeah, step 438 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,879 Speaker 1: into the spare bedroom. Thank you so much. It is 439 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,879 Speaker 1: the main bedroom. This is my first bedroom. Yeah, this 440 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,760 Speaker 1: is as good as it gets the bedrooms. It's my 441 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,880 Speaker 1: first time, so super excited. I've only seen terra card 442 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,960 Speaker 1: readings and movies television, but it's my different and realize 443 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,679 Speaker 1: is it it is? Okay? Okay, okay, okay, what do 444 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 1: I do? Here's what i'd like you to do. Yeah, 445 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,640 Speaker 1: I would like you. I'm going to fan out these cards. 446 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,000 Speaker 1: I would like you too, like a deck of cards. 447 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:17,000 Speaker 1: It's it's decks of assorted cards, right, I'm a poker player. 448 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,480 Speaker 1: I recognized this as being you recognize the rain card. Yes, 449 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,040 Speaker 1: the rider back bicycle playing cards? Yeah? Yeah, yes, um, 450 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,119 Speaker 1: some of them are. Some of them are baseball cards, 451 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,359 Speaker 1: some of them are Pokemon Go cards. Okay, okay, great, great. 452 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 1: I do things my own way. The spirit Yeah, I 453 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,400 Speaker 1: just think your brother is a piece of ship. There's 454 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,920 Speaker 1: nothing to stop saying that. It's just I'm not even 455 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:45,320 Speaker 1: in contact with them. Good good either, good good, and 456 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,960 Speaker 1: you know we should honestly, let's just all take our 457 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,600 Speaker 1: shoes and pants off now, because she's gonna ask what 458 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,160 Speaker 1: pretty much you have to it's not a thing for tarot. 459 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,920 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I forgot to ask you before. Would 460 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,800 Speaker 1: you mind taking your shoes and pants off? It's part 461 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: of a Tarot card reading. The belt probably is the 462 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:08,120 Speaker 1: first place to start, and then the laces. I man, 463 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,880 Speaker 1: how is it part? Oh? It's it's probably best not 464 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,360 Speaker 1: to question the spiritual round. I just wanted to learn 465 00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,680 Speaker 1: as much as I could have bet are you going 466 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,679 Speaker 1: into the taro? No? No, I just wanted so so 467 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 1: excited and curious. Now I'd like you to pick one card. 468 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,560 Speaker 1: Keep my short tongue, keep your shorts on, that's fine. 469 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:29,960 Speaker 1: Pick one card. Okay, okay, take a look at that card. Now, 470 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 1: climb inside this box. Oh that's good sized, bobs yep, 471 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 1: and lay flat. Wonderful. I wonder if I'm just gonna 472 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 1: close this lid here. Okay. Uh. It sounds like you're 473 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,480 Speaker 1: obsessed with my brother. If I was. If I was 474 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 1: obsessed with him, that then I would know exactly where 475 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,040 Speaker 1: he is. Bringing him up. Well, then tell him to 476 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,360 Speaker 1: call me so I can stop bringing him up. Why 477 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,280 Speaker 1: should he call you? Because you know what, man, when 478 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,240 Speaker 1: you make it connection with somebody like that over those 479 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 1: many years, you think that they're going to have your 480 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 1: back once in a while, but they fucking don't. Okay, 481 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,720 Speaker 1: And you met once at my birthday party and were 482 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,320 Speaker 1: sucking jam man. We had a jam man, all right, 483 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,080 Speaker 1: And you know what, I honestly I blame your ass 484 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,960 Speaker 1: that kind of ship. All right. No, dude, you're just 485 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: you're you're always saying you're gonna do stuff and you 486 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 1: never do it. Honestly, you're just disgusting. So you know, 487 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,240 Speaker 1: you know what, No more sausages for you. I think 488 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,680 Speaker 1: you've had enough. I want floating sausages in my glass 489 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:23,560 Speaker 1: of milk. I think you've had enough, Thank you very much. Okay, okay, fine, 490 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm not chipping in for the terror reader. Bullshit, you've 491 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:30,480 Speaker 1: already you're here, aren't you. You sprang as last minute. Yeah, 492 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 1: honestly I should have told you. I didn't think it 493 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,920 Speaker 1: would come up. But I'm actually not allowed to be 494 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 1: within fifty feet of Madam Wednesday. What the last time 495 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,040 Speaker 1: I was there, I kind of made an ass of myself. 496 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,240 Speaker 1: I screamed, I yelled. So she has a restraining order 497 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,440 Speaker 1: on you. This is a whole well yeah, I mean 498 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: it was just served me at the paper, you know, 499 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,520 Speaker 1: door pants and shoes off. Well, because I'm going in 500 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,200 Speaker 1: and getting my reading. If you're chipping in, I'm getting 501 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 1: a reading. She actually won't recognize me. Look, dude, if 502 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,560 Speaker 1: you cover his half, fine, okay, but it's the only 503 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,560 Speaker 1: way I'm allow allowing this to go down. Yeah, good 504 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 1: luck getting your future from wild card draw for What 505 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:11,640 Speaker 1: does that mean? No she doesn't, man, No she doesn't. 506 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 1: So what happens. Just stay in the box and then 507 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,920 Speaker 1: you tell me. You stay in the box because I 508 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,760 Speaker 1: remember what my card is and what was your card? 509 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,600 Speaker 1: I should tell you. You You should tell me so you 510 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,400 Speaker 1: don't guess what it was or know what it was. 511 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:29,640 Speaker 1: Who's the madam here? King of hearts? That's correct? Yes, 512 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,920 Speaker 1: I mean now I need you to now I'm in 513 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,080 Speaker 1: this all. Make sure it's real. Okay, lean your head 514 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,360 Speaker 1: out the door. Tell everyone else that the saw is real. 515 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,640 Speaker 1: You can vouch for it real. Yeah. Fine, But look, man, 516 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 1: if you're gonna do anything that's like that, it's got 517 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,320 Speaker 1: to be legit. I'm getting out of here. You're getting 518 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,400 Speaker 1: out of here. You're standing there having a good time, 519 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,200 Speaker 1: and you're calling your brother right now. I don't want 520 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,200 Speaker 1: it any more of your goddamn sausages. Call your brother 521 00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: right now. Put him on speaker. Fine, here he is. Hello, Hello, 522 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:07,920 Speaker 1: who is talk talk Pete? Who's that on the phone? What? 523 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 1: I'm just here at a party with some friends. Hey, Jake, 524 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,840 Speaker 1: it's Gil. It's Gil jail. Yeah, it's Gil. Carl Gil 525 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 1: Oh Carl Gil? Oh? Yeah, hey man, just say what's up. 526 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,880 Speaker 1: It's been a minute. Uh do you mind if I 527 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,360 Speaker 1: take this on the porch. Wait sure, Oh, I'm sorry. 528 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,920 Speaker 1: I been good. I just I got kids and a wife. 529 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,680 Speaker 1: I don't call you got kids and a wife? You 530 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 1: got kids and a wife. Well, I'm sure hearing them 531 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,480 Speaker 1: be happy every day is a great thing. Huh yeah, 532 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,320 Speaker 1: this is a little weird on the seventeen floor? Is man? 533 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: So fuck you? That that saw is definitely real? So 534 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,440 Speaker 1: what what happens? Well? I saw you in half? Sorry, 535 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 1: but you stay whole. Oh man, this is so great. 536 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,640 Speaker 1: That's so great. Okay, okay, and clothes the lid, yes, 537 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,880 Speaker 1: of course, close the lid. You can't see how the 538 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,240 Speaker 1: tarot works. Nobody wants to know the tarot if it's 539 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,400 Speaker 1: not a good tarot trick of art. God, I'm so sorry. 540 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: Interrupted interrupted Madame Madam. Wednesday, there Gill jumped off the balcony. 541 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:16,800 Speaker 1: Who's killed? He's hosting the party, Carlo Gill? Oh, Carl, 542 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 1: I only know his Carl, I know him? Is Gil? 543 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,280 Speaker 1: Wait wait, let me get you out of this box. Please, 544 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,360 Speaker 1: what are you doing. I'm doing a tarot reading. You're saying, 545 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,600 Speaker 1: Carl jumped off the side of the building. Is that 546 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,480 Speaker 1: a Kim Griffy rookie card. Yes, it is right next 547 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,560 Speaker 1: to this wild card Draw four. All right, I'm gonna 548 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,760 Speaker 1: take four more. Oh I seem to have loved How 549 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,600 Speaker 1: did you get all the rookie cards, Madam Wednesday. I 550 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,600 Speaker 1: know that I'm not supposed to be around you again. 551 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,280 Speaker 1: I got my pants and shoes off, and it's an emergency. 552 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,000 Speaker 1: All right. My friend just fell off the floor. Didn't 553 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 1: fall off. I hope it was falling. It might I 554 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,760 Speaker 1: feel like it. I can't tell. I just drew a 555 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 1: death card. Oh that doesn't necessarily mean death. But he 556 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 1: just does off. We don't know if he died, but 557 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,080 Speaker 1: it doesn't necessarily he dies. Let's go down to the 558 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,160 Speaker 1: lobby and see if he's just in transition. What kind 559 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,880 Speaker 1: of fucking tero is this? Take your pants off before 560 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 1: we go outside. Yes, everyone, take your pants off. We're 561 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,680 Speaker 1: going outside. Oh my fucking car man, Oh my fucking 562 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 1: car man. Oh man. Oh see, it's just a transition. 563 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:31,640 Speaker 1: He just landed on his card. His own card ruined 564 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,280 Speaker 1: my car. You know what. Oh no, your body is 565 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,200 Speaker 1: in half. I have an idea. I have a box 566 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,960 Speaker 1: that will put you back together. God, my fucking car man. 567 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,479 Speaker 1: Someone grab his other half. I got his legs. Oh 568 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god, he looks just like this 569 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:51,959 Speaker 1: garbage pail kid that you gave me. That's a rookie, Carmen. 570 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,160 Speaker 1: All right, quick, get him in the box. Get him 571 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,480 Speaker 1: in the box. Oh my god, you're gonna be okay, Carl. Alright, Carl, 572 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,720 Speaker 1: I'm going to close the lid of the box. Okay, 573 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:07,560 Speaker 1: stay with us, Car all right, that's right, that's right. Okay, 574 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,680 Speaker 1: And Carl, Carl, what card is this I'm holding in 575 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,920 Speaker 1: front of your face? Just about tut Car is just 576 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 1: stay with us, stay with Queen of Steel. Should call 577 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,399 Speaker 1: my brother. I think they're having a brokeback mountain thing. 578 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:37,960 Speaker 1: Do we think Carl survives? That's a sign, madam? Wow, madam, 579 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,040 Speaker 1: those of you listening, A piece of the wall just 580 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:47,880 Speaker 1: came off. Uh uh alchemists, mouths agape and eyes popping 581 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 1: as I didn't know what was happening behind me. It 582 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,160 Speaker 1: was just one of these soundproofing dou you Okay, yeah 583 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,160 Speaker 1: it did. I didn't see anything. I just saw these 584 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:04,839 Speaker 1: guys freaking out in front of me. All right, we're 585 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:09,640 Speaker 1: gonna go to scene three now, Scene three are here? 586 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,359 Speaker 1: We are Okay. This is from a net who wrote, 587 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,359 Speaker 1: dear alchemists, I've been enjoying your podcast for a while. 588 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,200 Speaker 1: I'm a resident psychiatrist, and my suggestion is one of 589 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:25,640 Speaker 1: my recurring thoughts. Quote, what if I was admitted to 590 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:30,400 Speaker 1: a psychiatric facility and nobody believed I was a psychiatrist. 591 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,719 Speaker 1: I hope this is an okay suggestion. It can be 592 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,360 Speaker 1: fun for you. Most sincerely, A net Lamb l E 593 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:42,560 Speaker 1: l I E M lean Lamb. I think lime Annett, 594 00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 1: thank you, Anette, thank you a Nette. All right, So 595 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:51,760 Speaker 1: this will be your room, and this is the call button, 596 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,200 Speaker 1: of course, and uh, we have three pillows. Is that enough? 597 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,920 Speaker 1: Three three pillars is plenty. I mean normally as a 598 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,000 Speaker 1: as a physician, I would I would I would be 599 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,480 Speaker 1: staying in one of the one of the physician housing. 600 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,120 Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm being put in here. You're 601 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,480 Speaker 1: not here because you're a physician, right, you're aware of that. 602 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,120 Speaker 1: I'm not. I thought it was here to administer to patients. Okay, 603 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:23,479 Speaker 1: so that me come through with pills here you go. Alright, look, 604 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,759 Speaker 1: thank you, nurse, all right, have a good one. The 605 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,879 Speaker 1: doctor will be able to explain. And I think more 606 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,160 Speaker 1: than I'm able to as I'm just an administrate, right, 607 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,759 Speaker 1: I'm I'm wearing a lab coat. I'm I see that 608 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,160 Speaker 1: with a name tag. Yes, doctor Kendall, and I'll tell 609 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,120 Speaker 1: you what. I'll send the doctor in right away so 610 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,120 Speaker 1: you can have this conversation. Okay, great, Just make yourself comfortable, 611 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,040 Speaker 1: all right? Is someone going to bring my my my 612 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,839 Speaker 1: things down, my tools and supplies and briefs, and they'll 613 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,640 Speaker 1: bring your tools as a psychiatrist. Is that what you're saying? Yes, okay, 614 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:57,759 Speaker 1: of course, stay here. I Why are you looking at 615 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,279 Speaker 1: me like that? It's very ominous? I know, how are 616 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,880 Speaker 1: we today? Oh? Doctor? I was just telling the patient 617 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,920 Speaker 1: that you'll be coming in, So if there, can I 618 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:14,879 Speaker 1: get you anything? Uh, sparkling water? Okay, that's a doctor here. 619 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:21,160 Speaker 1: We're going to be colleagues. Mid lime? Okay? Ice? No? No? 620 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,440 Speaker 1: I could I could I actually get a sparkling water 621 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,640 Speaker 1: with lime and ice? Yes? Of course you didn't get 622 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,320 Speaker 1: the sparkling water for this other doctor. But see everybody 623 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:34,960 Speaker 1: keeps doing that. I don't putting verbal quotes around the 624 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,280 Speaker 1: word doctor when they mentioned me. I'm I'm here's a physician. 625 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:43,280 Speaker 1: I in my apologies? How are we feeling today? Ready 626 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,480 Speaker 1: to work? Ready? To work, and and what kind of 627 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:57,200 Speaker 1: work do you do? I'm a psychiatrist. This sounds very condescending. 628 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,080 Speaker 1: Do you have the tools of they were? I was 629 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,040 Speaker 1: told they were going to be brought down to me. Okay, 630 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:08,160 Speaker 1: what are the tools of psychiatrists? You know, little little 631 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:14,000 Speaker 1: brain saws, the little brain, little brain saw and mostly, 632 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,160 Speaker 1: you know, honestly, mostly it's a pen and paper and 633 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,080 Speaker 1: an internet connection. Okay, that is important. Do you have 634 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,040 Speaker 1: the WiFi by the way, No, No, what's the WiFi? 635 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:29,759 Speaker 1: It's kind of complicated that. I'll have to Uh, okay, 636 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,319 Speaker 1: I'll drop it to you. Okay, alright, wait, I don't 637 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,960 Speaker 1: have my internet connection to my phone is with my Okay, well, 638 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,440 Speaker 1: I guess you're not going to be able to get online. Then. 639 00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,960 Speaker 1: Oh you say that like you knew that was going 640 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:46,120 Speaker 1: to happen? Did Is that how I said it? Yeah, 641 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,879 Speaker 1: here's your sparkling water. Thank you again again, I think, 642 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:55,240 Speaker 1: Mr I'm sorry Kendall. Oh wow, that's weird. Dr Kendall. 643 00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:03,360 Speaker 1: Mr Kendall, Yeah, um, I know, I'm so confused. I 644 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:08,279 Speaker 1: believe I was brought here to help facilitate medicine, and 645 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,480 Speaker 1: I'm frankly upset that I'm being treated as a patient. Here. 646 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:18,920 Speaker 1: Are you not getting along with your roommate? Oh? Oh 647 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:24,520 Speaker 1: is he he thinks he's a dog. That's right. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, 648 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,120 Speaker 1: we thought you would get along because I am a 649 00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:32,759 Speaker 1: doctor and he thinks he's a doctor. The people of 650 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,759 Speaker 1: my patients are already in the Okay, who is this guy? 651 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:45,520 Speaker 1: My name is Crampus, Doctor Crampus. But of course, but 652 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:51,439 Speaker 1: of course, it's always good to meet the colleague. Of course, 653 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,879 Speaker 1: it's nice to meet the colleague. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's 654 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,000 Speaker 1: nice to meet colleagues. My my two colleagues. This is 655 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,640 Speaker 1: Dr Crandell. Oh, doctor are crumbled? Why does everyone do 656 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,760 Speaker 1: the air quotes around that? I am, I'm a medical doctor. 657 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:13,000 Speaker 1: You are in today's our first group sessions a medical 658 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,719 Speaker 1: doctors here. But you to stay in this room and 659 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:20,480 Speaker 1: uh I come every day to visit. Oh it is 660 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,000 Speaker 1: today first day. Yes, today's the first day my new 661 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:30,440 Speaker 1: job as a psychiatrist in this Yeah, of course. Did 662 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,839 Speaker 1: oh you go sparkling water? Sparkling water in the could 663 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:40,160 Speaker 1: you get me sparkling water please? Alcohol? I'm sorry, it 664 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,680 Speaker 1: doesn't make very well with your pills, so you cannot 665 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,920 Speaker 1: have any snaps. I was just given pills when I 666 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,719 Speaker 1: walked in. I didn't know what did you eat them? 667 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,440 Speaker 1: They were they were literally shot into my mouth. Like 668 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,040 Speaker 1: with You have pills and bodies, so you cannot have snaps. 669 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,080 Speaker 1: You see the problem? Right, even if you you don't 670 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,960 Speaker 1: even know what's in you don't know? I mean, right 671 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,719 Speaker 1: you with your chiming. Look, just because your beard is 672 00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,160 Speaker 1: two different colors and mine is only one, does not 673 00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,080 Speaker 1: make me any less of a doctor than you. And 674 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,960 Speaker 1: just because you're the one I think it's the marching 675 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,840 Speaker 1: here whenever he wants with your legal pad, does not 676 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,279 Speaker 1: make you more of a doctor than me. Maybe maybe 677 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,759 Speaker 1: it sounds like you're not in a good mood to 678 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,200 Speaker 1: have group session right now. No, I'm not in a 679 00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,640 Speaker 1: good mood to have a group session right now. Excuse me. 680 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,879 Speaker 1: I'd like to just be you know what. I don't 681 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,520 Speaker 1: think I'm gonna stay in this place. I think I'm 682 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,399 Speaker 1: just gonna get an apartment down the street and I'll 683 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,600 Speaker 1: come and go as I please and visit patients that way. 684 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:35,839 Speaker 1: Because you work here, yes, because I work here. Right, Look, 685 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,440 Speaker 1: why why don't we step out the room and this 686 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:47,080 Speaker 1: step I stay in an observe a step out, stay 687 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,200 Speaker 1: in each other, and I'm gonna lock this door. Okay, 688 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:55,920 Speaker 1: what do you feel that he is not the doctor 689 00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:00,359 Speaker 1: because he doesn't have a brain song? I think, Brian, 690 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:06,960 Speaker 1: So you're really going to hold onto that one, aren't you. Well, 691 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,919 Speaker 1: it's the first thing that you said when I asked 692 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,759 Speaker 1: what I didn't know? I think I have a whole kit. 693 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,200 Speaker 1: That is, actually I have. I have a I have 694 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,200 Speaker 1: a vintage lobotomy kit that was given to me when 695 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,600 Speaker 1: I graduated from medical school as a you know, as 696 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:26,160 Speaker 1: a reminder of medicine always moving forward, and it's something 697 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,840 Speaker 1: important to me. And my father was a psychiatrist. His 698 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:33,320 Speaker 1: father was my father is a psychiatrist. Don't just repeating everything. 699 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:40,120 Speaker 1: Psychiatrist And when I graduated, I got vintage lobotomy kit. Really, 700 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,640 Speaker 1: your life is exactly my life. Well, I don't know 701 00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:46,759 Speaker 1: about that. I mean, do you have a dog? I 702 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,320 Speaker 1: did have a dog. I lost it in a breakup. 703 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:55,000 Speaker 1: Oh really, the dog broke up? No, then I broke 704 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,640 Speaker 1: up with a My ex wife got to keep the 705 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,399 Speaker 1: dog in our divorce. Of course, of course that makes much. Yes, yes, 706 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,239 Speaker 1: how are you feeling right now? I'm not exactly sure 707 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,320 Speaker 1: that we should put those two together. I feel like 708 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:10,399 Speaker 1: they might manifest each other's problems. Do you well, Dr 709 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,160 Speaker 1: Cramps If I may call you that, of course it's 710 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,520 Speaker 1: a preferred I am an administrator, and you do the 711 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,400 Speaker 1: wonderful job at the story there. Did you get your paycheck? 712 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,640 Speaker 1: I did get my paycheck, Thank you. It comes every week. 713 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,200 Speaker 1: It just puts right into the pact. Deposit, direct deposit. 714 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,160 Speaker 1: That's what you do with it. Well, that's what you 715 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,640 Speaker 1: do with it, and it just ends up in my account. 716 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,800 Speaker 1: We direct deposited. That's what as far as I know, 717 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:38,719 Speaker 1: it all works. That's wonderful. We direct the positive. Your paycheck, okay, 718 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,640 Speaker 1: be deposited on a weekly basis. Why are you standing 719 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:48,400 Speaker 1: outside of this room? Don't shut that door because you 720 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,800 Speaker 1: work here? Okay, of course I work here. Let me 721 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,520 Speaker 1: back out of this room. No, it's rest time, but 722 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,320 Speaker 1: don't lock door. Don't watch the door. Can I confess 723 00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:01,520 Speaker 1: something to you? Sure? I am a second test. I 724 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:05,719 Speaker 1: don't think that Crampas is a doctor. You don't say 725 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,640 Speaker 1: I think Crampus was faking it? And what about that Kindle? 726 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:16,759 Speaker 1: Not you, no, not you crindle right? But the guy, 727 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,800 Speaker 1: Mr Kindle, you know. I mean, he he seemed like 728 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,719 Speaker 1: he knew more about this place than anyone else. But 729 00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,520 Speaker 1: but you'd have to be insane to know that much 730 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 1: about this place? Am I being gas lit? We gotta 731 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,319 Speaker 1: get out of here. If we got the brick out, 732 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:41,520 Speaker 1: you know what, For the first time, I think you 733 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,360 Speaker 1: might be onto something. Yeah, I just want to go 734 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,320 Speaker 1: back to my normal life as a regular, real, actual psychiatrist. 735 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,200 Speaker 1: I can hear you through the ventilation on it. I'm 736 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:59,200 Speaker 1: too stuck in Rome. Wait, Crampus, is that you Crampus? 737 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,920 Speaker 1: Hey Crampas, are you a real Are you a real psychiatrist? 738 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,440 Speaker 1: Of course some real psychologists. They accidentally luked me in 739 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,680 Speaker 1: the room. Wait did you say psychologist or psychiatrist? Did 740 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:14,200 Speaker 1: I need to get out of your very fast? Are 741 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:19,320 Speaker 1: you planning escape? Yeah? That's my tiny brain outside of 742 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,560 Speaker 1: the room. Otherwise I used that to get through the 743 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,120 Speaker 1: vent You know what, I have a tiny brain saw 744 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:28,120 Speaker 1: in here. You'll have your lobotomy. Kids. Grandfather gave you 745 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,799 Speaker 1: exactly my lobotomy, kid that my grandfather gave me. How 746 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,000 Speaker 1: did you get that in here? Was it your prison docket? 747 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:40,360 Speaker 1: It was in my prison pocket. I hope it's in 748 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,120 Speaker 1: like a baggy or something I knew I forgot something. 749 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,799 Speaker 1: Hang on me, you know what. Let's think of another way. 750 00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,759 Speaker 1: There's got to be another way to get out of 751 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,480 Speaker 1: this room other than the tiny brain saw. When Kimball 752 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:59,560 Speaker 1: comes back in here, we jump him, okay and kill him? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, 753 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,920 Speaker 1: I don't know your psychologist. I don't know if that's it. Well, 754 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,480 Speaker 1: psychologist is your doctor. I don't think killing is a 755 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,320 Speaker 1: good idea. What what is wrong with killing? He'd be 756 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:16,320 Speaker 1: dead afterwards? We Kindles coming back, Kendles coming back. Okay, gentlemen, 757 00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,399 Speaker 1: it's just about lunch time, and so if you could 758 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:23,360 Speaker 1: wrap up the session, that'd be great. Lunch is in 759 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,799 Speaker 1: forty five minutes, but five minutes. That's we're wrapping up 760 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,839 Speaker 1: in forty five minutes. I want to give you enough time. 761 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,399 Speaker 1: It seems like an early warning. It's a long walk 762 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,839 Speaker 1: through the cafeteria. Yeah, it's not around the corner, that's 763 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,920 Speaker 1: for sure. I'm sorry, I have a new watch. It's 764 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,799 Speaker 1: an hour fifteen, so we have an hour fifteen left 765 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:51,440 Speaker 1: of our lunch. All right? Yeah? Is your sparkling water? Okay? Yeah? Good? 766 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,799 Speaker 1: Is there anything else I can get you down? Out 767 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,759 Speaker 1: of here? Please? What do you mean I'd like to 768 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,839 Speaker 1: be I'd like to be let out if here, I'd 769 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,319 Speaker 1: like to get my own apart. Hold him holding down? 770 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:17,239 Speaker 1: Its tiny? Okay, this isn't doing it's just annoying him. 771 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,800 Speaker 1: We know, we know you don't work here. I can't 772 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,120 Speaker 1: believe you broke through the war. I kept it inside 773 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,680 Speaker 1: for as long as I possibly could. Gentlemen, please let 774 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,040 Speaker 1: me join your party. How is the club soda? Are 775 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:38,920 Speaker 1: you enjoying it? It came from a can kindle. This 776 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:47,440 Speaker 1: whole time has been doctor Wishman, Dr Weiseman. I've been 777 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:52,279 Speaker 1: conducting my own experiments next door. Mr Crampus still thinks 778 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,880 Speaker 1: he's a doctor, but of course he's not. I'm going 779 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,840 Speaker 1: to let him. What do you mean I'm not a doctor? 780 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,879 Speaker 1: He thinks he's a psychologist. Did you hear that one 781 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,600 Speaker 1: that's not a doctor? No, it isn't, Doctor Voiceman. You 782 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,640 Speaker 1: you are infamous in the business because you are a 783 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,880 Speaker 1: lone wolf. That's exactly right. I created my own form 784 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:17,560 Speaker 1: of therapy. You are both doctors. Thank god I knew it. 785 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,000 Speaker 1: We just have a very similar biography. It's very you 786 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,600 Speaker 1: know what, I was skeptical about you thought you were 787 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,720 Speaker 1: just repeating what I said. Yeah, he's a very famous doctor. 788 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,360 Speaker 1: He wrote three books, one of which I read, and 789 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:34,560 Speaker 1: he was very entertaining which one did These are my brains? Yeah, 790 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,759 Speaker 1: that's a good that's a good one. And so I 791 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,600 Speaker 1: must tell you, I too would like to plan and 792 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:44,200 Speaker 1: escape from this place. Verit a minute. I overheard you're 793 00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,880 Speaker 1: talking about how to break out. Yeah, but we are 794 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,359 Speaker 1: breakout plane involved honestly killing you. I understand that. That's 795 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,440 Speaker 1: why I broke finally, and let you know that I 796 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,320 Speaker 1: am this very famous doctor because I too, I am impatient. 797 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,080 Speaker 1: So who is holding us? Alright, alright, all you guys 798 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:08,799 Speaker 1: need to get these pills? Nurse nurse, nurse who runs 799 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:14,280 Speaker 1: this place? Tell him? Nurse Kimber? What tell him? Nurse 800 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,399 Speaker 1: Kimber who runs this place? Nurse Kimball runs this place? 801 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:22,600 Speaker 1: That's those more comments in there. I'm not at liberty 802 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,279 Speaker 1: to say who runs this place? Check? Where did you 803 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,920 Speaker 1: get the pillers from? Where did you get the pills from? 804 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:36,279 Speaker 1: Dr Wibblebubble, Dr little bottle wibble bubble wibble bubble him? What? Fine? 805 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,040 Speaker 1: Follow me, but you got to be quiet, all right? 806 00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,680 Speaker 1: Grab the bones on quick, what that tiny thing? Yeah, 807 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,960 Speaker 1: all right, where we going? I mean, I'm just gonna 808 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:50,759 Speaker 1: bring you to the front office. Doctor. Oh, we've got 809 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:56,000 Speaker 1: some patience. Don't tell him my patience, you idiot. We 810 00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:03,200 Speaker 1: got some other doctors that need leaving. Alright, the case 811 00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:09,760 Speaker 1: are on the wall. Look, I can't believe it was simple. 812 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:16,600 Speaker 1: The whole time they are on the hook. They're labeled 813 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,440 Speaker 1: front door. Of course they are otherwise be confusingly. I'm 814 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,520 Speaker 1: just a nurse, all right, Please help to find the 815 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:28,400 Speaker 1: front door. Okay, follow me. So exit DCTR. What's the 816 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:29,960 Speaker 1: first are you going to do when you get that side? 817 00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,160 Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the party of the century 818 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:42,120 Speaker 1: and here's the front door. Come free. Oh thank god 819 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:48,279 Speaker 1: there was an exit. Uh. Bait and Switch is the 820 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,360 Speaker 1: name of that episode, Bait and Switch. I want to 821 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,399 Speaker 1: thank all of our alchemists, one of which Joey Greer, 822 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,640 Speaker 1: had to duck out. What happened. I know that was 823 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,560 Speaker 1: he gave a heads up of sorts that Joey had 824 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,320 Speaker 1: a call all back. Now, let's let's guess what that 825 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,080 Speaker 1: callback might have been for, because he was very cryptic 826 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,600 Speaker 1: with that part of the story. I'm gonna say I 827 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,319 Speaker 1: think that he was overdrawned in his accountant. He had 828 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,480 Speaker 1: called and they said that they couldn't take his call 829 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,200 Speaker 1: right now, but there'd be a call. So he's downstairs phone. 830 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. I mentioned James Teney. What else can 831 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,480 Speaker 1: you say as we close up this show? Anything, anything 832 00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,960 Speaker 1: you'd like? Well, Joey can be found at Jeffy Greeper. 833 00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:31,200 Speaker 1: That's on Twitter and probably Instagram. That's very true. Thank 834 00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,320 Speaker 1: you for that. And you and me, I'm on just 835 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,320 Speaker 1: find me at the real James Heney dot com. Thank you, 836 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,400 Speaker 1: Craig Kkowski, Thank you so much for joining us as 837 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,160 Speaker 1: always my pleasure at Kakowski on Twitter. And keep watching 838 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,920 Speaker 1: season six of Drunk Drink History amazing. Has there been 839 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,360 Speaker 1: an announcement yet about the next season? Nope? Nope, so waiting. 840 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,759 Speaker 1: Uh six seasons by the way, Hey, that's a good 841 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,960 Speaker 1: congratulations on all of it as this season is being celebrated. Yeah, yeah, 842 00:51:53,200 --> 00:52:00,160 Speaker 1: it's another great one. Uh. Colin Hanks was launch really 843 00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:04,000 Speaker 1: great episode? Phenomenal? Uh? And uh season two? When don't 844 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,360 Speaker 1: you go back to work on the season too? September? 845 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,560 Speaker 1: We go back to Montreal? Oh man, exciting? So you 846 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,400 Speaker 1: shot in Montreal last season one? Yeah, Montreal Rome in Marrakesh. 847 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:18,160 Speaker 1: Oh my yeah, how is Marrakesh. It's amazing. It is 848 00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:22,080 Speaker 1: a wonderful little slice of heaven. Uh yeah, but though 849 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,719 Speaker 1: not my favorite city in Morocco Tangier on the way down. 850 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,920 Speaker 1: My favorite city, well, the Western Hotel in Tangier. I 851 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:33,040 Speaker 1: don't know, the Western Hotel. I stayed at a go 852 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,239 Speaker 1: to the westerne stayed. I stayed in a hostel to 853 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,800 Speaker 1: get out of here as an employee of the network. 854 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,000 Speaker 1: Uh oh no, this was I went to tant you 855 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,920 Speaker 1: on my own. Yeah, the network, the network, I'll stay. 856 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,440 Speaker 1: I'll stay in a nice hotel when the network at 857 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:55,239 Speaker 1: the three seasons and yeah yeah season two coming up 858 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,960 Speaker 1: and Blood Treasure Tuesdays at ten on CBS Blood and Treasure. 859 00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:04,480 Speaker 1: Let's thank Doug Bain, Engineer to the Stars, Raphael Brito, 860 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:10,360 Speaker 1: Sophie liten Our producing, and I heart Media. 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