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Speaker 1: Podcast starts now. Podcast starts now. Welcome y'all, it's Lab. Hey.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say welcome to Stradio Lab. Wow. George, No,

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Speaker 1: it was southern. It was taste. No, it was tasteful.

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Speaker 1: It was southern. I don't know what was that. No,

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Speaker 1: it was southern. You were just being sort of a

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Speaker 1: southern lady. George. Don't be embarrassed. You are such You

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Speaker 1: hide your your beautiful accent work behind this intellectual facade.

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Speaker 1: And I know the truth is that you are sort

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Speaker 1: of that impressions master. You can do regions, you can

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Speaker 1: do celebs, you can you can do anything you put

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Speaker 1: your mind to, and you know this world tries to

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Speaker 1: tell you don't do that. It's true. No, I think

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Speaker 1: you're hitting the nail on the head, which is that

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Speaker 1: my entire life, going to college, getting a job, going

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Speaker 1: to grad school even correct, it has all been. In fact, Uh,

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Speaker 1: this really desperate attempt to escape the fact that at

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Speaker 1: my core I'm an impressions artist. You try to sort

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Speaker 1: of get these degrees and this education as an armor

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Speaker 1: to protect you from who you really are, which of

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Speaker 1: course is an impressionist potentially character actor. And it's time

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Speaker 1: you let that go. Yeah once again, it's through um

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Speaker 1: um yeah, I'm sorry. I'm trying to remember what our

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Speaker 1: friend Julie Claire used to do a Hannah Gatsby impression.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to do it now. Cost No, see, I

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Speaker 1: can't do it. No, you've got this trauma. No, I see,

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Speaker 1: I can't do it. Okay, never mind, Maybe you should

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Speaker 1: go back to school again. Everyone has one accent that

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Speaker 1: they can do. I mean, it's like, can I even

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Speaker 1: do a share impression? Snap out of it? There you go.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I find that I am. I think

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely worse had accents than you know. I think

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Speaker 1: sometimes they that's the thing, Sometimes they come to me

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Speaker 1: naturally and they can actually be good. I have never

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Speaker 1: in my life been able to do an accent on

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Speaker 1: commit like knowing like I'm about to do an accent.

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Speaker 1: When someone asks me to do an accent, I suddenly can't,

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Speaker 1: Like I can name like like like even like a

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Speaker 1: basic Southern I have you know, you know, I lived

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Speaker 1: in the South. This is not a foreign accent to me.

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Speaker 1: It's it should be very natural. And yet if someone's like,

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Speaker 1: well just do it, it's like, well, the only accent

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Speaker 1: I really can do is Nick Kroll as Liz and

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Speaker 1: publicity and and and you know that's been recorded on

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Speaker 1: this podcasts. Don't really need to get back into that. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: um wait wait, no, he did it anyway. I told him, Wait,

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Speaker 1: did you hear that? What? I kind of sounded like Seinfeld? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm honestly kind of blindsided by that. As No, I

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Speaker 1: totally sounded like Seinfeld. I was like, did I sound

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Speaker 1: like I had the cadence? I sounded like Seinfeld. I

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Speaker 1: was like, you did it anyway? Oh wow, good job

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Speaker 1: I sounded and then you could do it again too,

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Speaker 1: And then I recalled it even on An't you know what, George?

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Speaker 1: We actually we hinted at this last episode. Um, but

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Speaker 1: we haven't really gotten into it. We're watching Seinfeld. That's right,

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Speaker 1: you don't milk voice. Um, we are watching Seinfeld. I

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Speaker 1: specifically watched maybe like episodes in a row, but then

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Speaker 1: never returned to it. It was because I was kind

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Speaker 1: of running errands and folding laundry. But then you've been

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Speaker 1: doing a much deeper dive into it. Yeah, I'm on

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Speaker 1: season three currently. Wow. Yeah, I've been going going, going interesting. Well,

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Speaker 1: I just started Vanenel. Oh, you know, in many ways,

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Speaker 1: that's the Seinfeld of our time, Seinfeld of Spain. So

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Speaker 1: what is so far the most the funniest like storyline

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Speaker 1: that was unexpected because you because it was like to me,

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Speaker 1: the more interesting arc that I feel like no one

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Speaker 1: talks about is George's raging bisexuality. He's of course, this

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Speaker 1: is what you're gravitating towards you. No, I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not so hacked that like it's funny

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Speaker 1: to me to like talk about how George is hot. Like, no, obviously,

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Speaker 1: I think George is hot, this is a given. He's

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Speaker 1: I've always said Costanza is the hottest Seinfeld. And I've

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Speaker 1: said to the tune of blue is the warmest color,

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Speaker 1: Costan just the hottest Seinfeld. Um, I really, obviously I

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Speaker 1: believe that he's one. One thing that's extremely hot about

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Speaker 1: one of the hotter things in life. Two, what's most

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Speaker 1: interesting about him, This guy's got to be bisexual. He's

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Speaker 1: constantly being so afraid because he's maybe attracted to men.

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Speaker 1: That's like his whole deal, right, But it's like kind

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Speaker 1: two thousand's no, because Jerry Seinfeld is like, why are

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Speaker 1: you like that? I'm sorry I didn't nail it. Um.

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Speaker 1: But he's sort of like, you know, like it's actually

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Speaker 1: And it's sort of like not the background, it's like

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Speaker 1: show's deal. Do you think George has bad luck with women?

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Speaker 1: And there is thus victim blaming himself and it's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gay? Wow? That's very um like what a religious

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Speaker 1: person thinks gay people are. Um, yeah, well, finding that

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Speaker 1: you mentioned it, what it's time to repent? What do

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Speaker 1: you mean? I mean that, now that we've done fifty episodes,

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Speaker 1: it's time to drop the facade and come out as

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Speaker 1: religious and come out as both religious and straight. We

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Speaker 1: are both success stories. We both tried really hard, and

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Speaker 1: we're out the other side. We are out on the

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Speaker 1: other side. Um, yeah, this is our I mean. Sindeld

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Speaker 1: was part of the conversion therapy and exactly in fact,

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Speaker 1: this entire podcast. It's like we obviously we were too

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Speaker 1: we didn't want to be too earnest. But the reason

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Speaker 1: why we are so interested in straight culture is because

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Speaker 1: we've been trying to convert. Yeah, and um, obviously it

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Speaker 1: worked great. And this is our first episode, you know,

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Speaker 1: not as two gay guys sort of discussing straight culture,

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Speaker 1: and fully understanding, um, all of its nuances and beauties. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So like with that kind of in the back of

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Speaker 1: our minds, Like I just feel like what's really cool

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Speaker 1: about this podcast is that we can just be ourselves totally.

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Speaker 1: Like I've always felt like podcasting is like kind of

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Speaker 1: one of the most like awesome ways to sort of

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Speaker 1: I just think, like for us, it's like we've been

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Speaker 1: And I really think that, like it's definitely been like

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Speaker 1: interesting to me and like honestly pretty bomb to like

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Speaker 1: meet people that are like different than I am, or

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Speaker 1: even people that like have different lifestyles. Honestly, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for saying that, like like, look, we've been gay,

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Speaker 1: like we get it, like we understand like what's over there,

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Speaker 1: and that's cool too, Like it's like no judgment to

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Speaker 1: those who are Like many of our past guests I

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Speaker 1: think are gay. No, I think like gay guys are

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Speaker 1: so funny and like I think what they do, like

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Speaker 1: like don't hit on me, but like what no funny.

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Speaker 1: It's I've always said this, like all my girls gay

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Speaker 1: touch me? Yeah, I mean definitely, like I have physically

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Speaker 1: and then I'm like, okay, but what you said, like

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Speaker 1: that was fucking fun funny and um and yeah, like

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Speaker 1: close to them. But then I'll to think about Saturday seven.

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Speaker 1: It's really funny. Yeah, you know, I think we should actually,

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Speaker 1: um what's that called? Fuck? Um? Bringing our guest? Um?

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Speaker 1: Who is also straight. Um uh, please give it up.

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Speaker 1: Give a warm welcome to Grace Kolan Schmidt. How you guys,

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Speaker 1: it's really good to be here, so Grace, Like, what's

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Speaker 1: going on with you? You know, not really much. It's

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Speaker 1: like really a weird time because I live with two girls.

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Speaker 1: Oh do you guys make out? Like I almost wish,

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Speaker 1: but it's like for who you know out there's no

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Speaker 1: Girls will literally be like, oh yeah, we make out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we do, and we like it is really hilarious.

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Speaker 1: but it's not what I was meant to do, and

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Speaker 1: biologically I feel that. Yeah. I mean, it's like that's

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Speaker 1: it's like it's making out with each other as a joke,

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Speaker 1: and like for men it's kind of like being you know,

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Speaker 1: I when I came on this podcast guys, can we reconvert?

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Speaker 1: Oh no? Why? Because I'm like feeling all this pressure

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Speaker 1: like of course I think about making out with men,

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Speaker 1: like yeah, obviously, Like if so, then you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's like he would be like then he

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Speaker 1: would go back to being gay. Okay, that's so smart

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Speaker 1: tone before. No, it's okay. I want to say that

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00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm so you don't. I really wish, God,

421
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: I wish every day I wake up. I feel like

422
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: a piece of ship for it. And I just want

423
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 1: to thank you, No, thank you for that. Thank you,

424
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 1: And that's all I want to say. I want to

425
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 1: say thank you, and I say thank you, and I

426
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 1: want to say shout out to the woman who graduated

427
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: from Skidmore College who was assaulted on the street by

428
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: my friend, Grace J. Schmidt. Um, just yelling I went

429
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 1: there too. You know. I'm sure she was just to

430
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 1: have a normal day in quarantine, wearing fifteen masks, walking

431
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: her dog, who was also wearing many masks. Uh and um.

432
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: She was maybe not prepared for that interaction and she

433
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: said it. She immediately didn't look at you. You were

434
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 1: immediately offended. Yeah, it's some and for you to make

435
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: a judgment call about her age to her face, I

436
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: feel for her, she said, I graduate. And then you

437
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: immediately said and maybe even thirty depending. M yeah. And

438
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 1: then I looked at the dog and I said, old dog,

439
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: where did you get this thing? Fuck? I have a confession.

440
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: And this has literally never happened before. It was around

441
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,479
Speaker 1: the time that we have to do our first segment

442
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: because we went along with our previous guests. I do

443
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:52,479
Speaker 1: not have my complete for questions. What do we do? George?

444
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: Never couldn't. You couldn't think of any while we were

445
00:26:54,880 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: just sitting there. I have beginnings of why in two, three, four, five,

446
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: at the beginnings of six? Combine some of them. Okay,

447
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: I'll combine some of them, but they were not We

448
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: are not going to make any sense, George. It's just

449
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: like the professionalism of this podcast is already like hanging

450
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: on by a threat. I know, I kind of feel

451
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: that you're actually mad at me, and I do get

452
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: it because I've never done anything like this before. Well,

453
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: I'm upset because I wanted a perfect score. I know.

454
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 1: It's really sad. Wait, um, okay, Sam, why don't you start? Okay,

455
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: I'll explain what is going on and then I will

456
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: also start grace. Um, welcome to our first segment. UM,

457
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: it's called straight Shooters. And then we ask you a

458
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: series of rapifire questions UM to gauge your familiarity with

459
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: the temperature of straight culture. UM, it's just a r B.

460
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: And if you ask us a question to follow up,

461
00:27:54,560 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: we will get pissed at you. Capiche Um, you know

462
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: I've actually never known, UM, and I will start okay, um,

463
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 1: grace agreeing to terms and conditions, or proving you're not

464
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: a robot Um, proving I'm not a robot network sitcom

465
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:31,959
Speaker 1: or environmentally toxic bath bomb network sitcom, homemakeover or violent

466
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: government takeover, violent government takeover, easy one. I'm being silenced

467
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: by cancel culture. Or I'm being Eiffel towered by two

468
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: hot guys. I'm being Eiffel towered by two hot guys.

469
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: Um a list of tweets that totally made us L

470
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: O L this week. Or meet the one artist who's

471
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: changing the way we see fashion. Meet the one artists Blossom, Bubbles,

472
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: Buttercup or Margaret Thatcher, Marge okay A B C D

473
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: E F G or element O P element definitely element

474
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah baby, spice, scary spice, ginger spice, spice, sporty spice,

475
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: or Margaret Thatcher, Margie Marky Mark. Wait are we done?

476
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: That's literally we're done. Okay, Well I had my last

477
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: one was being an interior decorator or and then I

478
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: was trying to make some joke about like having interiority.

479
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: You could have just said that, Okay, well, he's about

480
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: having what like having interior thoughts, like the whole, like

481
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: the it's like being an interior decorator or being just

482
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: someone with interiority. I've never heard that word in my life.

483
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: I'm glad you didn't ask it. Yeah. Same, Well, well,

484
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: what's what's Grace's score? I think Grace should actually rate

485
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: us on our score because I sucked it up so bad. Okay, Grace,

486
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: what's our scores? Yeah, well, they're gonna have to be individual. Yeah.

487
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: I was suspected Sam. I think I came prepared, so

488
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: I will give Sam kind of a ten. And George

489
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: just it wasn't totally there for me. So and here's

490
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: the thing. It's it's I want to you know, in theory,

491
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: you weren't eight. You know, you weren't too bad, but

492
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: I really want to see you push for podcast and

493
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: the next guest. So I'm just gonna have to give

494
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: you I really appreciate it. I really appreciate it, and

495
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: I do want to say I specifically feel bad that

496
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: this is happening with you, as I guess someone who

497
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: has listened to the podcast before, who had certain expectations

498
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: coming in. Um, dreams, you know, dreams that. Yeah, and

499
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: I just dream you were excited. You were you know

500
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: this segment you were excited for kind of like some

501
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: unique questions. And I do think, um, Sam brought his

502
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: A game today and I think, um, it made my

503
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: questions even more lacking. Yea. And in fact, what I

504
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: thought was, I was like, wow, because I had the

505
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: I didn't have the last, I didn't have a final

506
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: option for two of mine. I thought maybe there could

507
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: be kind of a meta joke if I do Margaret

508
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: Thatcher twice. But ultimately, Margaret Thatcher is not a funny

509
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: coda to like the Powerpuff Girls. You know, sure, it's

510
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: it's less like a direct relation. But George, I really

511
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:40,479
Speaker 1: think that you were overthinking and um, you don't need

512
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: to be so critical of what is a sort of

513
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: a flippant segment even I know, but then you came

514
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: in with I mean some really really thoughtful intellect. They

515
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: were really good and look, but it's not a competition.

516
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: Actually think this time it was. But yeah, I know

517
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: this time it was and I lost and that is

518
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: hurt and it doesn't feel good. No, but you know

519
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: it's a it's a learning moment and a growing moment. Yeah, Grace,

520
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: how do you think it's a good thing because it

521
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: gives you a first start for Monday? I in right

522
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: after this is over, I have to go have dinner

523
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: with my boyfriend's parents. What do you think my vibe

524
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: will be after recording two episodes of this podcast? Um,

525
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna be um happy. I think you're

526
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: gonna be sort of silly. But in a way that's

527
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: actually going to kind of backfire because no one else

528
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: is going to be in that headspace. I completely agree.

529
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: So you're going to chart, You're going to a restaurant

530
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: or are you having it at a home? Um, it's

531
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: gonna be outdoors. Don't worry. Well, I actually wasn't even

532
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: asking for that. Oh it's at a home, but it's outdoors, yeah,

533
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: because I was going and do I do you want

534
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: me to judge you or are you clear? Okay? Well

535
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: I never knew, I mean in these times. No, listen, listen,

536
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: this episode comes out in two weeks. And also they're

537
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: both the parents are both vaccinated. Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, so

538
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: many parents are so many parents? Yeah, it's something to talk. Yeah,

539
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: it's like the you know exactly, Yeah. Vaccination now is

540
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: kind of like what those quilty um bags were that

541
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: moms used to have in like the early two thousand's,

542
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, m Yeah, yeah, were Lily

543
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: Putzer's something No, no, it was called um oh funk

544
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: what were those called? Grace doesn't know she was too

545
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: when they were Um wait, let oh my god, I

546
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Cares you

547
00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: need to come down? Um wait? Should we get to

548
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: our topic right now? It's like, I think this is

549
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: one of those episodes where we really need to get

550
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: right into the topic. And I also think, frankly, we

551
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: have been um talking too much and not letting Gray

552
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: stock No, I feel I've been talking. Okay, good, I

553
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: feel the same way. Okay, So that was a trap. Yeah, yeah,

554
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: it was a trap, and you actually fell into it

555
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: even though you knew it was a trap you felt.

556
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: George is really indirect. That was his way to ask

557
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: you to speak a little bit less whisper I. Actually

558
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: it's like how people are like, you know, if someone's

559
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: being too loud or something, Oh my god, well actually

560
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: there's not a good story. But if if someone's like

561
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: being louder, like are you do you hear that? Or something?

562
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know. So that's like a

563
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: movie kind of perfect passive, passive aggressive, you know what

564
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: it is. It's Meryl Streep going no, no, that wasn't

565
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: a question. She's such a rock star. She said that

566
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: in rock Star. She said that in Doubt when she

567
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: was interrogating the priest about if he committed, um, he

568
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 1: committed child abuse. She was like, and you committed child abuse?

569
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: And he was like no, and she goes, no, no,

570
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: that wasn't a question. It was a really iconic comedic scene. Anyway,

571
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 1: let's go on to the topic. All right, yeah, this

572
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: is where we let you host. I'm sorry, was that

573
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: too much? Which part just like me making a joke

574
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: about doubt. No, people, we got the doubt heads in

575
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: this podcast are going to be freaking for that. Okay, Um, Okay, Grace,

576
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: you know you hit us with a couple of topics,

577
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: but one really spoke to us. Will you sort of

578
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 1: walk us through how you found this topic and what

579
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: it is? Mm hmmm. So the topic is um siblings

580
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: boy girl siblings taking photos where they're just too close

581
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 1: to each other. Yes, yeah, yeah. And I chose this

582
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: this topic because it freaks me out, creeps me out,

583
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: weirds me out, and I just I hope it ends

584
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: in and so you know, I can't help, but notice

585
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: I've picked up on some things just in this conversation.

586
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: You yourself have a brother, and so that would be

587
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 1: sort of a boy girl sibling. And um, have you

588
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: been forced to take pictures where you're too close together?

589
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in the same room? Yeah, we have,

590
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: we have, and we will to continue to. But here's

591
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: what you know, I guess I'll go and more details.

592
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: The hardest part of this topic for me is when

593
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: they're amongst the pool, so the boy shirt is off,

594
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: the girls wearing a bikini, and their hips are just

595
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: too cool. They're touching, you know. And I just want

596
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: everyone to know. I want us and I want all

597
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: the whole um. Everyone's sning to know, you're never going

598
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 1: to see my brother and I shirtless with our hips touching,

599
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: you know, Grace, just be careful because we have a

600
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: lot of investigative journalists, you know, our fan base, and

601
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 1: saying a statement like that, people are gonna look for pictures.

602
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: I actually think most of our listeners are investigative journalists,

603
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: and I just think it. You know, obviously, if it's true,

604
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: go ahead and make a bold claim like that. I

605
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: mean maybe when we were young there could have been,

606
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: because before it was never. Yeah, but never never just

607
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 1: means posting. Um, okay, I guess when do you think

608
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 1: it becomes appropriate to touch hips? I think it's appropriate

609
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: until m hmm, good question. Really until puberty. I'm kind

610
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:58,479
Speaker 1: of gonna say, I think we're going through puberty. Look

611
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: good doing it? They? Um. I guess why? What do

612
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: you think the relation is with straightness? Um? I think

613
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: the relationship with straightness is that, you know, my alarms

614
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: and my head go off and I go, they're not siblings,

615
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 1: they're fucking And so that's where that's where it happens

616
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: for me, at the very least, with my brother and

617
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: I do one day, then the very least I'm a lesbian.

618
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: That's true. Yes, I do often think about what it

619
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: would be like two even have that on the tape, like,

620
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: because I agree there is no world in which I

621
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: would ever have sexual tension with any of my siblings

622
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: sam well as someone who has a brother and a sister.

623
00:38:55,239 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: So in that sense, I am bisexual. M that's it

624
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: adds up. Um. You know, I think you guys are being, um,

625
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: pretty ignorant of um what a sibling relationship is, because

626
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: you know, actually, even if you are UM attracted to

627
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: um man for example, and you have a brother, you know,

628
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: growing up with them, you actually don't find them hot

629
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: because you've sort of grown up together. It's sort of

630
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: like a like a biological thing. Okay, continue, I'm curious

631
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: to see where this goes. Yeah, so far I'm not following. Okay, Okay,

632
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,919
Speaker 1: here's okay, here's a little mind game we can all play.

633
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: So George, I'll start with you. You know you have

634
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: a mother and a father. Yes, it so how did

635
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: you grow up and not find your dad um extremely

636
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: hot because he's a man? Right? Yeah? But but um

637
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: m hmm no, that's a very good point, Um, George,

638
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: you gotta answer, George. This is not looking good. I

639
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: just was not. I was not attracted him because he

640
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: was my dad. However, I think when you grow up

641
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: with someone and you are, you know, the same age

642
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: as it's like someone in your grade or someone in

643
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: your class at school that is way more let's stay

644
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: close to home than someone who is your dad's age.

645
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: So I you know, when you normally ask a kid

646
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 1: do you have a crush on anyone at school? It's

647
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 1: so rare that the kid says, my history teacher, Mr Webster.

648
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 1: You know, usually it's kind of like Mikey, Yeah, Mikey Webster,

649
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: the history teacher. Um. So you're saying that the age

650
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: difference the age you're not ultimately what I'm saying that

651
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: it's the And also it's like, you know, as as

652
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: a gay uh boy, you want to protect your mom

653
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: and suddenly there's this man and he's what sleeping with

654
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: your mom? Disgusting? How would I ever be attracted at right?

655
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: A monster of sorts? H m hm that makes sense

656
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: to me. Anyway, Sam, what's your deal with your brother?

657
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: Because you're soon to be asking a lot of questions.

658
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: Dam are you? Here's what I'm asking. Are you at

659
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: the beach or at a pool and you're both shirts

660
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: and you're taking pics hips touching. Here's what I will

661
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: tell you. I have absolutely taken pictures at the beach

662
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: with my siblings, both of them hips touching. Oh my god,

663
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: sibling sandwich and a picture and and you know, my

664
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: brother and I were wearing speedos and and we're taking

665
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: these these pictures to hip, both of you, and we're

666
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: sending them to our parents. And we're saying that is sick.

667
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: God forbid, God forbid the sisters wearing anything anything. No,

668
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: she's wearing for her sake, she's wearing a bikini, baccany.

669
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is you are taking sexy, sexual

670
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: photos and then sexting them to your own parents. And

671
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,720
Speaker 1: you're saying, hey, mom and dad locally just took taking

672
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 1: the photos too. Yeah, some kind of fourth weird sibling

673
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: with like a weird kind of look that is ostracized

674
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: in the family and his job is to take the photos.

675
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: You know, now that you've mentioned that, I actually have

676
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: no idea who was taking that picture. It was just

677
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: the three of us at the beach, a private beach. Wow.

678
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: And so and you're and you're also rich, so you

679
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: have a private beach where you do where you take

680
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: sexy photos of your siblings. This is like Galaine Maxwell

681
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: type level shit. Oh my goodness, George, here we go again,

682
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 1: being the podcast trope of talking about Epstein on a podcast.

683
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 1: Um uh, well you seem no. I'm just thinking a

684
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: lot of my brain around this. I I do want

685
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: to say, um, Grace, you have forced both of us

686
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: to do a lot of soul searching. But I am

687
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: wondering what would make you want to go on a

688
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: podcast and immediately interrogate people about whether or not they've

689
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 1: ever touched hips with their siblings. What are you trying

690
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: to prove? Yeah, you know, so I'll go into my

691
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: backstory kind of Oh she's got a backstory. Yeah, I've

692
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: got a backstory growing up, growing up, I'll you know, honestly,

693
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: I had to have a hot brother. And I know

694
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 1: this because we should put a sad score behind this, Okay,

695
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: keep going. I know this because people have been spitting

696
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: it at me my whole life, and friends of friends,

697
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 1: they've all been telling me you got a hot brother.

698
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: And at a certain point in high school, I said, fine,

699
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: I admit it, Yeah I do. And then they said

700
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 1: to me, whoa, do you want to kiss your brother?

701
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: And I said no, I'm just kind of admitting to

702
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: the facts. And then I became Then I was forced

703
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: to become a lesbian to get myself out of that hole.

704
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: Oh oh wait, this is wait, this is actually is

705
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: that the end of your backstory? Okay, because this actually

706
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: hits on something very interesting that I think maybe it's

707
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: the common thread between all three of us, because my

708
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: sister was just one right above me, and people will

709
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: always be like, your sister is hot, and so then

710
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: I had to be like, well, I'm gay then, because

711
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: to dispel the rumors. It's the only way. And George,

712
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: you have only sisters. So I do have only sisters.

713
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: But I will say, as much as I understand where

714
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: your two are coming from and celebrate it, I do

715
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: think it has to do with more with having an

716
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: older sibling. So my sisters are younger than me, and

717
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: in fact, I mean one is five years younger than

718
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: one is eight years younger. Like it was never no

719
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 1: one growing up was like you have a hot sister,

720
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: Like that was not part of it because she was

721
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: way way younger than anyone I would be in school with.

722
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: So my experience with what you guys are saying was

723
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: that all the guys in my grade would say my

724
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: mom was hot, So I would be like one of

725
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: those people who had a hot mom. That's the penultimate.

726
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: And in fact, when I was in middle school and

727
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: this was still in New Jersey before I moved back

728
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: to Greece, me and this other kids, Schavan both had

729
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: the two hot moms. And then I went from being

730
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: insecure out everyone's saying at mom to being like, okay,

731
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: hold on, there's competition. I want my mom to be

732
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: hotter than Chavon's mom. Yeah. Wow. So you'd be like,

733
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: you know, suggesting sort of fashion tips to your mom,

734
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: sort of hello, we're about to go to this event.

735
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: Chavon's mom is going to be there, Like, I better

736
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: fucking step your yeah, undo that top button. And then

737
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: Chavon's would show up in like a gown, and I'd

738
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: be like, fuck, I mean, why my mom has the

739
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: one of those quilted bags from before? Call back, call

740
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: back to the name we can't remember? Um? Interesting? I mean,

741
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: this is um. I do think to try to tie

742
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: it into straight culture. There is a fear that straight

743
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: people have about their families where they're like afraid of

744
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: sexualizing their relatives. We do you say that's true? Well,

745
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, doesn't everyone Like I don't think you feel

746
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 1: gay people would feel the same. I guess that's true.

747
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: That's sort of where the gay and straight people meet

748
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: in the middle is not wanting to sexualize each other's

749
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: So maybe the final taboo is sexualizing your family. Yeah, so,

750
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: so should I move on to my next topic because

751
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 1: this one didn't work at all? Kind of was MythBusters

752
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: and you guys came on and then you guys are

753
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: like busted. So I still think, I mean, I get

754
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: what you mean. I still think the actual photograph is

755
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 1: such a relic of straight culture. I think it is.

756
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: I think maybe your reasoning um is flawed, you know,

757
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: sort of if you see, like your answer is right,

758
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: but the work, when you actually show the work, it's like,

759
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: well that's not right. But I do want to say

760
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: one thing is that a beach is one of those

761
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: settings that can have both the familial a family connotation

762
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: and a sex like a beach can be sexy, but

763
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 1: it can also be the site of a family vacation,

764
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: and I think the tension between those two is where

765
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 1: this Uh, darkness comes from like that. That is where

766
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: that is where it becomes scary. It's like because you

767
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 1: see a photo of two siblings hips touching, and you say,

768
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: is this beach a sexy setting or is it a

769
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 1: family setting? And that's why it can be really deadly.

770
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: You know, I really when I brought this up, I really,

771
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about this one guy that I know.

772
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: The photos he takes with his sister, they are so

773
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: much more sexual than the photos he takes with his girlfriend.

774
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: It's really because he's always on vacation with his sister shirtless,

775
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 1: hips touching, and with the girlfriend. I guess they're just

776
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: kind of you know, drinking wine or something, you know,

777
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: something non sexual. It's interesting that you it started with

778
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: this one guy, Um, And in order for you to

779
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 1: grapple with just the fact that you know one person

780
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: that takes appropriate photos, you had to plunge me and

781
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: Sam into the depths of our past traumas. UM make

782
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: theories about heterosexuality and culture at large. Come on a

783
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 1: podcast even, um and you know, put us through this

784
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,439
Speaker 1: whole journey just to them be like, yeah, I guess

785
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: it's just this one guy, know who's weird. Well, here's

786
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: the deal. I was. I'm a psychology major. I could

787
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 1: definitely sense that. Yeah, and I got a two points

788
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: that I graduated with the two point seven g p

789
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: A insurance. So I'm always kind of just psychology isn't

790
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: on the brain constantly. So I was kind of trying

791
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: to I wanted to gauge where you guys were at. Yeah,

792
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: do you think the fact that you majored in psychology

793
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: but um graduated two point seven g p A does

794
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: that mean it? Do you think college made you better

795
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: at psychology or you saw what they were teaching and

796
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: you were like, this is wrong. I know better, but

797
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: I know more about psychology. Yeah, I'd say, you know,

798
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: I took everything that I learned in my psychology college

799
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,959
Speaker 1: classes and I've kind of ran with it since. So

800
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm developing a lot in my lab, um, and I'm

801
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 1: going to be using that your recording this, Georgia, I'm

802
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: also recording this. Oh wow. So in many ways you

803
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: were on our podcast, but at the same time we

804
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: were in your research project. Well, one of the things

805
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: you kept doing in college was instead of doing projects,

806
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: you would record podcasts and submit them and UM people

807
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: with the teachers would say that's not how college works.

808
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: And you would say, well, we're brought to you by Squarespace.

809
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 1: I'd say, just wait till right. Podcasts are gonna be everywhere.

810
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: They're gonna be big money. My favorite part about having

811
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: a podcast is all the money. Yeah, we're drowning in it.

812
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 1: You're drowning in it. Sorry, just like fully left my body.

813
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: Wait why because because I've just been like on autopilot,

814
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: and I'm also so afraid someone's going to say something

815
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 1: weird about about siblings. No, everyone's being really really tasteful

816
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: and respectful, or that I will say something weird or like,

817
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: in my attempts to be funny, I will say something

818
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 1: that's like really inappropriate. It really is one of those topics,

819
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 1: Like it's like, it's so difficult to be funny about

820
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: um hip, about siblings hips touching right. Well, Also, like

821
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: you said, your siblings are younger, My my brother is older.

822
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 1: You know, I'm like, what the Yeah, it's always fine

823
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: to sexualize older siblings. Well, okay. There's also the final

824
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: piece of this puzzle, I feel is the beach. And

825
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: I think the fact that you're talking specifically about swimsuit

826
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: beach pictures is important because there is like the whole

827
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: weirdness of the beach, like is that you are semi

828
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 1: nude around a lot of times your family. Like I

829
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,720
Speaker 1: have a vivid memory of like, you know, my parents

830
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: lived near Lake Michigan, and like for the Fourth of July,

831
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: we're at Lake Michigan and like random family members show up,

832
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: like uncles that I don't really know, we're like, and

833
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: they'll be like, like, I'll be in like teeny tiny

834
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: shorts and it'll be like do we hug? Now? Like

835
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: it's it's actually homophobic if you don't hug me, but

836
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,439
Speaker 1: it's actually gay if we hug. So what do we do?

837
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: It's also like why am I like if you're it's

838
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 1: like you will then just like see your dad's co

839
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: workers in their underwear essentially, and you're just supposed to

840
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: be okay with that. And in many ways, you know,

841
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: I feel like in a dream, we should be you know,

842
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: nudity should be fine and normal and we can sort

843
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: of take away sexuality when it's you know, not appropriate

844
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 1: for the city. Nudity is wrong, guys because it was

845
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: taught to be wrong, right, Thank you. That's a really

846
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: good point. So much. Yeah. Actually, it's so you pioneered

847
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: the concept that society teaches us certain things are wrong,

848
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: they're not inherently wrong. And I go really into I

849
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: love to bring up biblical stuff, you know, I go

850
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: into Adam and Eve. Oh wow, right, well, Adam and Eve. Uh,

851
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 1: the God said don't. God said, don't touch your hips. Yeah,

852
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: he said that, and they did so, and then they

853
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 1: had the apple and the snake. Yes, and now we're

854
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: cursed to see our dad's coworkers in underwear. Well blessed,

855
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: But you know, it depends on what the co workers

856
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: look like. Let me tell you that fascinating. Fascinating. It

857
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: is true, though, that the beaches like. It's just it's

858
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: interesting because because you are supposed to both find things

859
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: incredibly both find bathing suits incredibly sexual, and pretend they

860
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 1: are not sexual at all. Yeah, and I'm still I've

861
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: never felt, you know, honestly good in any single bathing

862
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: thing I've ever worn in my life. Could not imagine

863
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 1: feeling good in a bathing that the idea that you

864
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 1: would that I would be at a beach and not

865
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: be looking for for ways to cover my body is

866
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 1: so foreign to me. Grace, how are we doing on

867
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: this podcast. I think, really well, I'm having a lot

868
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: of fun. Okay, good, I feel like you know you're

869
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: you're someone I think is so funny. And we've never

870
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,760
Speaker 1: literally ever talked in person. And we didn't even address

871
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: that either. We did not whoa. We didn't address that.

872
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: You guys have worked together, No, we've never spoken before.

873
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,800
Speaker 1: Inn in my mind, you're both in the Comedy Central cabal.

874
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 1: Sam was on salary. I got paid to two dollars. Yeah,

875
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: well I'm familiar. Was the r guy that gave made

876
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: the offer for two years. Sam said, let's take a

877
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 1: chance on this young hungry girl, Grace. Sam said, now

878
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: we'll give you to Look. I said, babe, I got you.

879
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: You're getting to go buy yourself a Gatorade and give

880
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: me and keep the extra fifty cents. And she did.

881
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: We never met. I only worked with Devin and that's it. Wow. Um,

882
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: can I say something earlier when I was like talking

883
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,919
Speaker 1: about like Grace being young and truly in my mind

884
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 1: I forgot like when was like it seemed like so

885
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 1: much more recently, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's

886
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: are actually very close and in my mind to me,

887
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, my god, that's last year. But

888
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: it's not I'm that young. I mean, that's kind of

889
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,839
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's like you actually are like, I mean,

890
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 1: most something in Hollywood years. Oh my god, it might

891
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: be time to start looking into the botox and fillers.

892
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: And I've already been told. I've already been told. They're saying,

893
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: you know, Grace, this is your last year to play

894
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 1: sex symbol. They keep telling me that, but then years past,

895
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 1: and I keep getting the roles because they're like trying

896
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: to get me into be in Transformers as kind of

897
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,720
Speaker 1: the new Megan Falls. But they're saying, well, you're aging

898
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, so we'll see what happened. We'll see

899
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: what ends up happening. But you know, but I think

900
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: something that you can do is, um, do it with

901
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 1: your face. Do you just an impression of a baby

902
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: like as you're acting, just kind of be like, yeah,

903
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: I think that would really work. I think it does

904
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: make you younger. And and I feel like that's a

905
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: little acting trick. It's funny that you say it's so

906
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: simply because it's really good trick. It's worked for a

907
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: lot of people. Yeah, I know a lot of people

908
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 1: it's so interesting. A lot of our most famous actors,

909
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: a lot of our national treasures, what they do for

910
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: every role is pretend they're a baby, you know, and

911
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: can we can I say something? Yeah, I have been

912
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: noticing a lot of I've been obviously have been paying

913
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: attention to actors, you know, I'm trying to learn everything

914
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: from the greats, and I have noticed a lot of

915
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: people doing this thing with their lips where they like

916
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: like they quiver. No, no, no no, it's not quiver. They

917
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: like purse them like when they're thinking, and they like

918
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: you see them like smushed together in a way that's

919
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: to me very inhuman. But to me, it's also the

920
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: most popular acting choice of our time, and Halfaway does that.

921
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: It's a lot like sorry, I know this is a

922
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: visual um right thing to talk about, So it's kind

923
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: of difficult. It's interesting you're saying this because I'm I'm like, shit,

924
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 1: I haven't watched anything that's scripted in a full year.

925
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: I the question about that, So, Grace, you are kind

926
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: of a reality queen. Yeah, I mean I just can't.

927
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: I can't watch scripture television. I've tried, and I've tried.

928
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: So what are your favorite shows. Well, I really love

929
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. UM, I love Below Deck,

930
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: I love MTVS The Challenge. Oh, I love MTV as

931
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,919
Speaker 1: the Challenge. Really didn't they recently bring it back or something?

932
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't watched it since I was very young.

933
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 1: But um, my brother is literally an editor on that

934
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: show who is not random. So by loving his work,

935
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,479
Speaker 1: you're sort of like loving him. Yeah, that's so. Really

936
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you're with him. It's like your version

937
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: of a little bit your version of like touching hips

938
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 1: with him is like seeing his footage of other people's hips.

939
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: It's my secret way to get get in there. Yikes.

940
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: You know. I think the structure of this particular episode

941
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: is very funny because at the beginning, we UM really

942
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: came in hot with a bit um you know, full

943
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: a full sort of improv scene. Then we sort of

944
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: came in with the you know, the normal podcast, the segments,

945
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: the topic, and now we're sort of being like, oh, hey, Grace,

946
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 1: we actually don't know you at all. Let's chat up

947
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: it and sort of what's up? I think you have

948
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: real you know, a sort of a more experienced podcast.

949
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 1: UM maybe would have flipped that sort of getting to

950
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: know you at the top. No, I think an inexperience

951
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: podcast would have done that because the most obvious thing

952
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: to do, because they're they're reaching, they're reaching. We can't

953
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 1: think of anything. I cannot even imagine how humiliated I

954
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: would be if I brought someone on our podcast and

955
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: literally was like, so, ho have you been rather watch

956
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:59,959
Speaker 1: Avatar again? In theaters? If my mom while touching hits

957
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 1: with all my family members. You know, I never told

958
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: you where I was when I watched Avatar while I

959
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: was in Minneapolis, Minnesota with not only my brother but

960
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 1: also my cousins, and we were sitting in the chairs

961
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: in three D and we were moved by the cinema

962
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: that was Avatar. You have to admit, the blue guys

963
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 1: are pretty cool to look at. It's like, have you

964
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: rewatched it since it came out? Uh? No, no, right, no,

965
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: it would never cross my mind. I cannot wait for

966
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,439
Speaker 1: the next ones to come out. I'm going to be there.

967
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 1: Opening Nights is a remake or is it? Like Avatar?

968
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: To is literally about to be like five sequels and

969
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like that. Have been your development for

970
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: like a decade, a decade and it's gonna be I mean,

971
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: it's I feel like there's like a chance it's a

972
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: total flop. You imagine if it was a total flop.

973
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: I am hoping and praying. I'm wanting I want James

974
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 1: Cameron's art pop era. I've said it once, I'll say

975
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: it a million times. I'm ready to see this bitch flop. Okay,

976
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 1: here's the cinophile. Wait, so you want his art pop

977
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: in the in the sense that you wanted to flop

978
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,479
Speaker 1: I wanted to slop, that you wanted to be good.

979
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 1: I want to flop in an exciting way. Oh so

980
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: you want him to make like uh yeah, Like, um,

981
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 1: what's the movie like that movie Mother with Jennifer Lawrence

982
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:44,439
Speaker 1: that was really good? Did that? Okay? Randomly I loved it?

983
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: You know, I never watched it because people said it

984
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: was a little bit scary. It's really scary. Really well,

985
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: it's I mean it's not. I mean it's stressful. It's

986
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 1: very stressful and things happen that are disgusting and yeah

987
01:01:55,800 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: compared to like Hereditary, um Midsummer No, not scary like those,

988
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: more like um, just like good, yeah, very stressful. Wait

989
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 1: for performance. Sorry, go ahead? Should we do our last segment. Funk,

990
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:19,959
Speaker 1: I guess look like when the milk. It's like I see,

991
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: Grace to me is just like so talented and so funny,

992
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: and I I I have, I feel such a sense

993
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: of urgency to get everything I can out of her

994
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 1: insode and it feels like strange. I'm trying to siphon

995
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 1: it out of you, and I think I'm there, very

996
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 1: hocus pocused vibes, trying to suck right out. Yeah, yeah,

997
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 1: I if you can tell, I'm actually much less wrinkly

998
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 1: than I was at the beginning of this episode, and

999
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: insanely rinkly the doing of this episode. It was weird.

1000
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 1: It was a little too rinkly. Yeah, it was. But

1001
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: I've been doing my exercises and pretending to be a

1002
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: baby in order to be a better actor, and I

1003
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 1: think it's working. I think, Yeah, dressed for the job

1004
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: you want, I'm currently wearing a diaper and shipping myself. Wow. Okay,

1005
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 1: let's do our final seg Um, Grace. Our final segments

1006
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 1: called shout outs, and we um give us a shout out,

1007
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 1: sort of in the style of two thousand one TRL

1008
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: back to your Squad, back Home, just about literally anything

1009
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: you're like enjoying right now. Um. And you know, per usual,

1010
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 1: we never have them. We are not the type of people.

1011
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: I mean, George has proven over and over again he

1012
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:38,360
Speaker 1: doesn't prepare for this podcast. Um um, but call back,

1013
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: call back to earlier, kind of call back to the

1014
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: whole episode a little bit. Yeah, I kind of call

1015
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 1: back you vibes. Um. I want to give a quick

1016
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: shout out to Grace's hair and nose ring combo. What

1017
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 1: it says is like, it's this thing and I've been

1018
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 1: trying to put my finger on it. It's like it

1019
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: is exactly what it needs to be, but it's pretending

1020
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: it's all completely effortless and a reverend. But in fact,

1021
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: both of those things together make up such a specific

1022
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: kind of visual. Um. Uh, you know it's it's hold on,

1023
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut this both of those together. Why this

1024
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 1: is your show? Shut up? My point is it's like

1025
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 1: it's like it's like this is like exactly the kind

1026
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: of look I would want, where it's like you think

1027
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: it's effortless, but in fact it has been completely focus

1028
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: group tested. Grace has spent years and hired consultants from

1029
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 1: Bain McKenzie many companies honestly, other companies that are very

1030
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: uneffical to work with the American government and even have

1031
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 1: blood on their hands. She has hired them to focus

1032
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: group this look that she currently has going all under

1033
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 1: the pretense pretense of being like, oh, I'm the grown

1034
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: up store. Wow. Maybe if you live next door to

1035
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: the Pentagon. Who wow? Um, that go off so incredibly kind.

1036
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, that actually inspires a good shout out

1037
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 1: for me. Um, what's up? Listeners? Um, you know, all

1038
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 1: respect to Grace, I think you know her look is incredible.

1039
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: It's not It's isn't a commentary on that at all.

1040
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: I just want to say that if I could have

1041
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 1: my top hair style that a team of consultants would

1042
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: give me, it would be I want the top Pony

1043
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: that is really really long. Ariana Grande does it well,

1044
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: but I want it more um, sort of mormal comedy

1045
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: instead of um pop, sorry if that makes any sense.

1046
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: And I wanted to be platinum blonde and I want

1047
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 1: to be able to whip it around. I really think

1048
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 1: I would crush and um, it would be sort of

1049
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 1: an incredible look. Uh, shout out to the top Pony,

1050
01:05:56,040 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 1: You're beautiful. I love you. Woo. That was good? Am

1051
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 1: I allowed to talk in between these? Yeah, that's so

1052
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 1: it would be so fun. Imagine um, you know, in

1053
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande's music video, perhaps what's the one you got

1054
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: me All night? Thank You? In the music video, she's

1055
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: on a bike. She's kind of a soul cycle bike,

1056
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: and it would just be fun to do a soule

1057
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 1: psycle class with that hair. Yes, I cannot believe. That's

1058
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: what a lot of stuff would be fun. A psycho

1059
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 1: class are on a Grande? Yeah, a little body too

1060
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 1: for her day? Why not? Oh my god? Why not

1061
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 1: take it for a spiny? Is it my turn? Yes?

1062
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 1: I want to give I want to give a shout

1063
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 1: out to at the baseball game, the MLB professional You

1064
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: go upstairs and you get a soft serve. But you

1065
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: don't get it in a in a cup or accoune.

1066
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 1: You get it in a tiny little helmet. Whoa, Oh

1067
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: my god. When things are the shape of other things,

1068
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 1: I lose it. No, I think that what I'm talking about, right,

1069
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 1: of course, of course, And you get to bring the

1070
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: little helmet home. Oh my god. So it's actually like

1071
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 1: two things for the price of the point, because you're

1072
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 1: getting the helmet and the ice cream. I mean, it's

1073
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: really the bread bowl of sports snacks. And Daddy's paying, honey,

1074
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 1: when I'm at the game. Daddy's always paying. And our

1075
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 1: hips started touching. Oh well, um, Grace, thank you so

1076
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:40,520
Speaker 1: much for doing this podcast. This was really illuminating. I

1077
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 1: am really big fans of both of you. I'm really

1078
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 1: honored to have been on this podcast, and I I'm

1079
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 1: so clit to hang after this is over. I know,

1080
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 1: I can't wait to talk both big fans of yours.

1081
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 1: It's true and this you know, we've never met, and

1082
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 1: yet this was completely effortless. I feel like I'm talking

1083
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 1: to a damn old friend, absolutely old, even age wise,

1084
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,160
Speaker 1: as we've George, George, I dropped it. I dropped the

1085
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:11,960
Speaker 1: age thing. Look like, let us go, Like I dropped it, okay,

1086
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: like we don't have to bring it up, Like yes,

1087
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 1: it's just like give it like drop it. Um but seriously,

1088
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: but for realities, um, Okay, well then thank you and okay,

1089
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 1: bye bye. But do