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Speaker 1: All right, brand new I Am Rapp Reports Stereo podcast

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Speaker 1: is coming up next. Of course, we're talking more NBA finals.

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump has uninvited the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles

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Speaker 1: to the White House. We have a fantastic game of

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Speaker 1: sick Funk of the Week or Beyond with Judge Dean

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Speaker 1: Collins plus special guest. This is a comedian rock star.

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Speaker 1: He sells out arenas my man Gabriel I Glaciers Fluffy.

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Speaker 1: He Glaciers is in the building. We're talking about selling

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Speaker 1: out Madison Square Garden. We're talking about how discussing sports

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Speaker 1: on stage is even worse than discussing politics, and so

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Speaker 1: much more from the great comedic rock star. This guy

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Speaker 1: shuts ship down. Gabriel I Glaciers. You could call him fat,

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Speaker 1: but he calls himself Fluffy. All that atten More on

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Speaker 1: a jam packed I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. Miles Jordan's

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Speaker 1: let me get something funky to start this smacker. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm going solo on that ass. Later on, Judge Dean Collins,

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Speaker 1: we'll be with me. The breakdown a plethory, a potpourri

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Speaker 1: of so many different sick folks will be deciding the

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Speaker 1: Sick Fox. Are they beyond Sick Fox. My name is

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Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport a k. The Gringo man Dingo a k.

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Speaker 1: The Jake La Matta of podcasts, and we are fresh

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Speaker 1: off the plane from San Francisco. I want to thank

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Speaker 1: everybody well listen to the Iron Rapports stereo podcast, new listeners,

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Speaker 1: old listeners, the entire Ruckus crowd that came out and

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Speaker 1: saw us live and direct at the Clusterfest in San

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Speaker 1: fran I'm always surprised by how rowdy that crowd is

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Speaker 1: up there. I don't know why. I do not know

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Speaker 1: why that the the San Francisco crowds are like to

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Speaker 1: talk uh and be a part of the show. But

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Speaker 1: I love it and I appreciate all you guys for

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Speaker 1: coming out. It was. It was a great show. Um.

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Speaker 1: Game two of the NBA Finals is in the books

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Speaker 1: Jordan's Winter of the Dust Brothers Producer extraordinaire. We'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: At about the four minute mark of the fourth quarter,

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Speaker 1: I said, Lebron is now tired. You could see it.

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Speaker 1: You could see it. He ran out of guests and

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Speaker 1: I don't blame him, but I don't feel bad for him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the Golden State Warriors went on to win. Uh G. Moody,

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Speaker 1: whose last name rhymes with duty. If you see him

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Speaker 1: on a corner somewhere talking to himself, he will probably

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Speaker 1: be mumbling something about the Calves are going to win

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Speaker 1: in six, They're gonna win four straight. Blah blah blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah. More questionable calls. Again, I don't care. You

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Speaker 1: win some, you lose some. At one point, Lebron James

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Speaker 1: went up to catch a long uh outlet pass from

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Speaker 1: Kevin Love, Steph Curry who's about the hundred eighty pounds

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Speaker 1: and Clay Thompson was probably about two fifteen pounds. I

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Speaker 1: can't do the math on that, but that together combined

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Speaker 1: UH is about to fifty pounds heavier than Lebron James,

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Speaker 1: the self proclaimed football player who loves contact. Everybody was

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Speaker 1: in an uproar. Everybody went up, everybody banged into each other,

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Speaker 1: Everybody came down on the floor. No foul was called.

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Speaker 1: Everybody was upset. Later on in the game, Lebron James

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Speaker 1: put Jordan Clarkson in a fucking arm bar. Literally, he

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Speaker 1: could have broken his arm. I don't think it was intentional,

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Speaker 1: but the way he moved in the way he locked

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Speaker 1: him up. Uh, he could have broken Jordan's arm. I

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Speaker 1: don't feel bad for Lebron. He's not an underdog. And

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Speaker 1: we forget. We forget when the Miami Heat, When the

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Speaker 1: Miami Heat played Dirk Nowinsky and the Dallas Mavericks, d

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Speaker 1: Wade in his prime, Chris Bosh in his prime, Lebron

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Speaker 1: James in his prime, the original Big Three, the Miami heatles.

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Speaker 1: No body was complaining Lebron's overmatched. Dirk Navinsky's an underdog.

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Speaker 1: Why is everybody rooting for Miami. You should be rooting

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Speaker 1: for Dirk Navinski. He's an underdog. They beat their asses.

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Speaker 1: Remember that there were no other a quote unquote stars

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Speaker 1: on that two thousand eleven Dallas Mavericks team. J J. Barrera,

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Speaker 1: Corey Brewer, my main Man, Karen Butler, Tyson Chandler, my

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Speaker 1: Dude DeShawn. But the only Jason Kidd was on that team.

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Speaker 1: The only star was Dirk Navinski. Did anyone go oh,

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Speaker 1: dever Dirk's and underdog Dirk's undermanned. No. They made it

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Speaker 1: to the finals in the Western Conference. The Miami heatles

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Speaker 1: of course Lebron James and his prime Dallas beat their asses.

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Speaker 1: But every single move that goes against Lebron James, he

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Speaker 1: will either they're not this, fuck that, fuck that. Fuck at.

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Speaker 1: It's two oh, it is too oh. I am trying

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Speaker 1: be a game three or Game four. I can't not wait.

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Speaker 1: I cannot wait. I am enjoying the greatness that is

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Speaker 1: This is a sport. This is a team sport. I

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Speaker 1: don't care about this goat. He's the best player. He's

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Speaker 1: not tennis. This is not thumb wrestling. This is not boxing,

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Speaker 1: there's coaches, there's all that. I hope they sweep them

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Speaker 1: in four games. In the land, in the fucking waste Land.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Ennis the Great, Serena Williams had to pull

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Speaker 1: was gonna play Maria Sharapova. They call her a rivalry.

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Speaker 1: I think she's beating Maria Sharapova a nineteen times to four.

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Speaker 1: That's not a rivalry. That's an ass kicking. But Serena

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Speaker 1: That was disappointing to me. I think Serena Williams, she's

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Speaker 1: she's one of my top five favorite athletes men, women,

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Speaker 1: any sport like. She's just she's just an ass kicking,

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Speaker 1: we didn't get to go to game two, um because

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Speaker 1: the show Our Lives overlapped with the start time of

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Speaker 1: watch the game. Um, But that flight from San Francisco

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Speaker 1: is always deceiving. It's always deceiving. It's never on time,

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Speaker 1: talking about like this, Lebron James got his ass kicked

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Speaker 1: in Game two. Like that. That type of voice not

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Speaker 1: my normal Jeff ruland billing beer. Rick Mahorne of podcasting

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Speaker 1: on my phone. I was literally talking like this. You know,

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Speaker 1: Lebron James got his ass kicked, and I was trying

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Speaker 1: my uh signature cough. I wasn't coughing on the plane,

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Speaker 1: about a fifty year old guy that needed a facial

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Speaker 1: like a banshee the entire flight, like not normal things

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Speaker 1: I don't those things don't bother me because I know

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Speaker 1: a Quiet Way by Miles Davis is also on that playlist.

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Speaker 1: I have a certain ballads by Billie Holiday on that playlist.

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Speaker 1: Of course, you need some felonious monk on any jazz playlist,

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Speaker 1: and so on and so on. Okay, but this bands

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Speaker 1: You know, when I make these passionate please on social media,

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Speaker 1: doing it. He interrupted my flow. I shut it down.

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Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap Ports stereo podcast. They go uh to

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Speaker 1: everything you need for your sandwich. Everything. Nobody's got this company,

418
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: big company BUSHEMI shoes. Maybe your girlfriend uses them. There's

419
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: some ones for the guys. Some of them, I told me,

420
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: I said, some of them it looks like euro dance

421
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: club shoes. They got strapped zippers, buckles. I don't do that.

422
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: But some of them are dope. Some of them are dope.

423
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: And and Jay Low wears them. Rihanna wears them. This

424
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: one that was you know, fucking a Rod wears them. Uh,

425
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,959
Speaker 1: you know, but I like the low key version. But

426
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: but my guy Bushey anyway, I was with him the

427
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: other day at his place, Uncle Poli's. I think we

428
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: talked about Uncle Polis with Joey Coco Diaz. He's talking

429
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: to me about this cryod therapy UM where you you know,

430
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: you go in these these chambers for like three minutes

431
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: and it's sub it's like freezing cold and you you

432
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: I found out you you cover your extremities, your feet,

433
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: your ears, in your hands and you go in there

434
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: for three minutes and it's like a form of recovery.

435
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: It's rejuvenation. It's good for inflammation, it's good for joint problems. UM.

436
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: It's like it's like sitting in an ice path for

437
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: half an hour, but you have to do it for

438
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: just three minutes. He's tell me about it, says, it's

439
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: very easy. But it's places around the corner. Let's go

440
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: the funk. I got nothing to do. I got nothing

441
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: to do. Prepared for a podcasting a couple of hours,

442
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: but other than that, I got nothing to do. Drive

443
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: five minutes, go to the place, no line, no nothing,

444
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: because the the the Horgin and horgeots three minutes to

445
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: pop boom boom boom. You go in there. I said,

446
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm scared. I was scared. It's freezing. You know, I

447
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: don't like cold weather. You know I was. You know.

448
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: You keep your underwear on, you put the ear muss on,

449
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: they give you some socks, they give you earmos. Very clean.

450
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: The place is very clean. And you go into this

451
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: this it's like a small shower. Think of a small

452
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: shower and closed. Not the kind that a lot of

453
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: people use for Instagram where you have like your head out.

454
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: This is like you go in some ship, like you

455
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: shut the door. There's no head sticking out of the top.

456
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: And one of the perks of it inside is it talks.

457
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: You'll say, okay, three minutes and then I'll say you

458
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: have two minutes left. First minute's easy, and then I'll

459
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: say you have nineties seconds left and you get to

460
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: request one song. I didn't know what song to request,

461
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: so I said, I'm gonna do something that gets me hyped.

462
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: Short thing, get me hyped. First, I tried to do

463
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: nine Problems by jay Z classic song, you know, get

464
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: your hip because you want to stay moving in there.

465
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: You want to kind of jog and play shadow box,

466
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: you know, whatever you do, choke your chicken whenever you

467
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: want to do. I decided to do the game and

468
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: fifty cents classic hated a love It, hated a love

469
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: It at the beginning goings on top that song, you know,

470
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: the song going the fucking chamber music starts. I can't

471
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: see six inches in front of me because the vapor.

472
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: It's like being in a meat freezer. I can't see

473
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: literally six inches in front of me. Music so on,

474
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm jumping around, jumping around. I can't see anything I'm

475
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: hanging onto, so I don't slip. I got on some

476
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: like flip flops with socks on, two pairs of socks on.

477
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds left. I'm like, I'm gonna I'm not gonna

478
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: make it. I hear the lady goes thirty seconds left

479
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: and that's the hardest part. But I made it all

480
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: the way through, and when I got out, I felt fantastic.

481
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: And it was weird because all your joints where you

482
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: might have pain, like your hips, like I hurt myself.

483
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: I fell down last week shooting on episode of the

484
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: Guest Book, hurt my hip, like all the places we

485
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: have little nicks and little bang ups, my elbow, they

486
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: all like I could feel them. Everything was vibrant. I'm

487
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: moving around, My neck feels good. I'm stretching. Are You're warm?

488
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: Right back up and it works. So my first experience

489
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: with cryo therapy was pretty good. I'm going back. They

490
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: have couples cryo therapy, so you and I don't know

491
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: if you want to go in there with the homies,

492
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: or you can bring your girlfriend in there, or your

493
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: boyfriend in there, or the girl you're dating, or your wife,

494
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: your exit, whatever the funk you want. You can't bring

495
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: your pet in there. Fucking thing will freeze and you

496
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: could go in there, but I suggest to cry out therapy,

497
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: and I had a good time in there. So my

498
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: guy will show me who I gotta have come on

499
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: the podcast, this guy's got a million and one stories.

500
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: He took me. I went, and I'm going back tomorrow.

501
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: I feel like a million bucks, he said, how do

502
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: you feel? He checked the only two hours later, because

503
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: you know, I might crap. Anything can happening. I want

504
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: to Complaine said, how do you fight? Said, I feel vibrant?

505
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: You fuck you. I said, I feel like a million bucks.

506
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: All right, I feel great, And now we have the

507
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: main attraction. My man is a comedic rock star, Fluffy Iglesias.

508
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: Gabriel Iglesias sells out arenas, talks good ship, plays right

509
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: to his audience. This is a fantastic conversation with a

510
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: guy who is not your run of the mill comedian.

511
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: He'll tell you himself he's made up. You know this

512
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: guy's This guy is paid in full from telling jokes

513
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: across the globe and beyond. He travels all over the corrals,

514
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: all over the world, talking ship, selling out arenas. We're

515
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: talking about what country has the most beautiful women, We're

516
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: talking about what's funny and what's not funny in the Midwest,

517
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: and so much more. With Gabriel and Glesiers, comedic rock star,

518
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: comedic genius. I would bet to say, comedic millionaire coming

519
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: up next. My main man, Fluffy Glaciers. Gabriel iglesis test

520
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: test test, all right, Gabriel Glesiers is in the house

521
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: in a very impressive house, very very very impressive. I'm

522
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: an escrow right now, and you just made me hate

523
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: my house. Come on, man, I know you got some ship. Man, Hey, man,

524
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: I do got some ship. But man, no, no, no,

525
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: there's some ship and then there's what you got. No,

526
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: get the funk out here, man, the man they called Fluff.

527
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: Come on, man, this this house is amazing. This is

528
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: that higher learning money. Ha ha yeah, this is this.

529
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: There's that old money. I appreciate that new road life money.

530
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: That road life money is good. That's selling out, motherfucker

531
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,399
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden money. Yeah. But you know, just because

532
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: you saw Madison Square Garden doesn't mean you're gonna make money.

533
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: It's Union one. It's the most expensive in New York. Yeah,

534
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: the number one Union is in New York. And uh.

535
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: In order for you to make money playing Madison Square Garden,

536
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: your ticket has gotta be you know, you gotta charge

537
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: a hefty price. Your production has gotta be minimal. Uh,

538
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: your promotion has to be you know, it's it's really hard.

539
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: I broke even basically when I played MSG. So is

540
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: playing MSG for a comedian. It's prestigious. It's just gonna

541
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: see it's the uh the it looks great on your resume.

542
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: You know, you've played the biggest, most iconic. We're not

543
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: the biggest, but you've played the most iconic venue in

544
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: the world, world's most famous arena. Yeah, so that's that

545
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: you can say that, that's and they know that, so

546
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: that they you know, they could care less about, you know,

547
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: all saving money. They're like, no, we're Madison Square Gardens.

548
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: So so you've been doing comedy for about twenty years. Yeah,

549
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: April April tent was the first. You remember the first

550
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 1: time you went on. You always remember your first time.

551
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: That's crazy, man, because actually it was pretty good. Yeah.

552
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: If it would have been painful, I don't think I

553
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: would have continued, you know, continue to do this. But

554
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 1: then you wind up playing arena as you sold out

555
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: the Safe, the Staples Center, Yes, Madison Square Guarden, all

556
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 1: these different places like when you're on stage, going from

557
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: doing open mics and ship holes and bars and even

558
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: you know late night spots at this place. Late night

559
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: spot at that place, and then you're in an arena

560
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: like the garden, like are you like what the fuck

561
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: just in terms of like your life and just the

562
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: size of comedy. I mean, you you you know what

563
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 1: it's like when you you start, it's it's it's minimal.

564
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: You have no act, there's no people, they're not even

565
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: paying a ten interesting. And then you're in the fucking

566
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: garden where people have arranged and prearranged their life to

567
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: come and see you make them laugh. I mean, that's

568
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: gotta be fucking You're not a band. There's no drummer,

569
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: there's no it's just you guar, there's no one to

570
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: defer to. It's like, you know, I mean, that's got

571
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: to be like a surreal thing for a comedian. It's

572
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: it's an amazing feeling. You walk out there and it's like, wow,

573
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: I got a real gigth you just breaking eat and

574
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: it's still it's you know, yeah, no, it's one of

575
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,240
Speaker 1: those where, uh, if I never played again, I'll be okay.

576
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: You know, I could say I did it once, and

577
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's one of those where I think

578
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: that unless you're gonna make money, you know, that's one

579
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: of those. I would make more money playing a comedy

580
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: club in New York for two weeks than the Garden.

581
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: But it's worth it just say that you did the Garden?

582
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: Whose unions are more fucked up? Staples Center? Like the

583
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: l A unions called New York all day's fucking squeezing

584
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: your left to right, Like, let's then, I don't give

585
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: a funk. Where are you from? You got your YouTube

586
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: channel and I played Staples. I made I made money

587
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: that was down payment on my on my uh you know,

588
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: on my re report starter house. How many times did

589
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: you do one night the Staples did you do? It

590
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 1: was one night? We're so comedy? Did you ever imagine

591
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: like you know, obviously like in the eighties, uh, you know,

592
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,720
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy was to jump off and then Dice Clay, Uh,

593
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: you know, was was a monster, but was definitely the

594
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,919
Speaker 1: biggest one. He was the first one to start doing

595
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 1: the the arenas. I mean, like really really doing arenas.

596
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 1: Steve Martin played a few back in the day, Steve

597
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: Mortin and but but now it's like you guys, I

598
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: mean there's a handful of you guys, good, bad and different.

599
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: Uh you know, I just I think a lot of

600
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 1: it has to do with social media, social media, YouTube,

601
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: you know, you're able to reach more people, whereas back

602
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: then Dice was just he was killing it with just

603
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: an album. You know. Steve Martin, same thing. It's like

604
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: he had his wild and crazy guy and he was

605
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: an s an l and you know, he was opening

606
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: for all these bands and then eventually started doing it

607
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: on his own right. But now you know, you got

608
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: you had guys like Dan Cook playing arenas, You had

609
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: guys like Larry the Cable Guy playing arenas. You had

610
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: you know, clearly Kevin Hart doing freaking stadiums. You know,

611
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: it's just the biggest right now in terms of Hart

612
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: is definitely the biggest. Uh. You know, he's the most

613
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: popular um who at this point. Now, Like it's like,

614
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: you know, podcasts or like assholes, everyone has one, you

615
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Every fucking body has a fucking podcast.

616
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: Every fucking body has a fucking podcast. And I think

617
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,720
Speaker 1: it's good, you know what I mean? But like comedy,

618
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: can I promote my podcast while I'm kid? Do you

619
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: have a poet? You don't have time to do you're

620
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: playing fucking arenas to the fucking you got a photographers, Like,

621
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: like I asked you you who did you the guy

622
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: who drove you in the STUV? Does he got a

623
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: Pockets Games Games driving the games right now? He's yeah,

624
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: he's doing a stream, he's in the podcast, he's doing

625
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: a special on Farrell Cats in the front. Then, so

626
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: what comedians at this point do you like? Well, when

627
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 1: you go to a club for you forget the Rhenius

628
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: because you know, like the life of a stand up

629
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: comic is like, you know, like there's such a camaraderie,

630
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: there's hating, you know that everybody's sort of like, you know,

631
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: they're like vultures. You know. I started out as a

632
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: stand up but I was young and I wasn't that good.

633
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: But I know the mentality, you know what I mean?

634
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: And I love standards. But you you know, like when

635
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: you go to clubs, now, when you go to the

636
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: comedy store to work on your ship or the improper

637
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: wherever you go, who in there is uh exciting that

638
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: you like, I gotta I'm gonna stay I'm gonna stay

639
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: late to watch so and so. Well, if you're at

640
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: the comedy store. Joe Rogan is always an interesting cat

641
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: when he goes up there. Uh, definitely. You know you're

642
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: gonna get it. You're gonna get something out of Joe

643
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: uh Bill burr Stan Bill burr Um. Jim Jefferies is

644
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: another one. I like comics that do things that I

645
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: don't like in touch on topics that I won't and

646
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: just go play says that I can't. You know, the

647
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 1: fact that they're able to talk about religion the way

648
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,720
Speaker 1: that they do, or just you know life in general.

649
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: My show, you know, I'm known as Fluffy bro So

650
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: I gotta keep my show at a certain place where

651
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: you know, it's a broader show. And when you have

652
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: a broader show, you gotta make sure that more people.

653
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: You know, some people might say, oh, you're not that edgy.

654
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, dude, did you see the freaking Staples Center? Right?

655
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: I hear you. I hear you, I hear you. I

656
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: respect that ship, you know what I mean. So, I

657
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,760
Speaker 1: mean when who says that like critics or or critics

658
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: or you know other comedians, Ah, well, you know his

659
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: act is this way or his act is as that's

660
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: all it is. It's a bunch of hating because anybody

661
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: that grabs a mic, I don't care if you're the

662
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: darkest fucking you know ship talking. You know Andrew Dice

663
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: Clay when he first started, because no one would have

664
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 1: thought Dice his content would like even when you're watching now,

665
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: you're like, whoa, Like that was big back then. You

666
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: gotta figure during that time, it was him and Sam Kinnison.

667
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,919
Speaker 1: They were going back and forth. They had this huge

668
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: rivalry back at the comedy Store, you know, in the eighties,

669
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: and it was always like Who's who's the one? Who's

670
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: the one? And they were saying wild ship. Yeah, I

671
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: mean Kennison had a thing about what is it after necrophilia?

672
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: The whole thing gay necrophilia, and it was it was

673
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: made it funny, and it made it funny and fucking

674
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: arenas like Giants Stadium and ship like they weren't just

675
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: like you know, rack rock shows. It was like some

676
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: guns and Roses like bon Jovi type of ship. Um,

677
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: do you make a choice at this point in your career,

678
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: because yours you have a broader fan base, do you

679
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: make a choice to to like you said stuff I

680
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: can't say or stuff I won't say? Is there stuff

681
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: that you want to say that you could say? On

682
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap Ports Stereo Pocket is there topics that

683
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: you want to go after that you pull back from

684
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: because of you know, you're fluffy. Well, you know, I

685
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: try to stay away from things that really really just

686
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: offend and rub people the wrong way. So anytime you

687
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: get into politics, religion, and sports, you're you're skating on

688
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: some thin ice right there, and you will always Yeah, sports,

689
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: sports will divide people in half like nothing else. This

690
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: is how this is how I politics and religion sports

691
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: people will hecko you and and and just get all

692
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: piste off, like about the preference of team. Here's here's

693
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: the here's the order of how people get offended. Uh,

694
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: if you talk about sports, sports is number one that

695
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: they'll they'll vote vocally get crazy about um, politics and

696
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 1: then religion in that order. One Sports is the number

697
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: because if you're if you're in San Diego and you're

698
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: talking about the Dodgers and like or San Diego, like

699
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 1: is it that? Or they don't want to hear it.

700
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: For example, like let's say you're talking about uh, you know,

701
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: let's for example, you know, I grew up Catholic and

702
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 1: the Catholic church and blah blah blah. If I start

703
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: talking about something, the room might get quiet and nobody

704
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: might you know, they'll stay quiet, Whereas if I say, yeah,

705
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: you know, because the Dodgers and blah blah blah, there'll

706
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 1: always be somebody that'll be like, well, the Angels or

707
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: the Giants, they don't want to hear their you know

708
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 1: another team that's interesting it They'll always And that's crazy

709
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: that you said it first, and it's it's the number

710
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: one thing. Um, this is how hardcore sports is. I

711
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:04,919
Speaker 1: was in Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah, okay, so you said there's

712
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: one thing I can't say, and you know at Cleveland.

713
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: You motherfucker's in Cleveland. Okay, I can't say that when

714
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: I'm in Cleveland. But here's the only reason I say

715
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: this is because I was telling a story about how

716
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: I was performing at a university and I didn't know

717
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: the level of of of how passionate people are in

718
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: Ohio about their sports. I said, yeah, so I was

719
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: performing at this university in Michigan. As soon as I

720
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: said Michigan, two thousand people bowed me. In Unison. They

721
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: bowed me like like I took their money and spit

722
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: on their face and they would not stop buoying me.

723
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: And keep in mind, I was making them laugh the

724
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: whole time up to that point. And then I was like,

725
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: oh my god. And some girl in the front rows like,

726
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: you said the M word. I go, what do you mean?

727
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: I go, I didn't say the N word. She goes, No,

728
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: the M word as what I say, Mexican. She goes,

729
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: you said Michigan, and you don't know what's going on.

730
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: It took me a second when she said Michigan. I

731
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's right, the Wolverines and the Buckeyes.

732
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: But I didn't think because I was in Cleveland, got

733
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: in Alumbus, I got you. But that's how passionate they are.

734
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: These are the same people that set fire to Lebron's

735
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: jerseys out there, and then he comes back and it's

736
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: like he's gonna leave a game, that motherfucker's gonna leave again,

737
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: leading right where the back to fucking nothing, and then

738
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: that's their comfort zone. The thing about Cleveland is like

739
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 1: they know he's gonna leave, they know they're not winning

740
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: the championship this year, and that's where they're comfortable being

741
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: fucking miserable and beaten down. And then they obviously you're

742
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: never gonna get another Lebron again. They're gonna be fucking

743
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: miserable and just like back to where that back to

744
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 1: fucking square one. See this is stuff I can't say

745
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: on stage when I'm in Ohio because it's not gonna

746
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: go over the same way now if I'm in on

747
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: stage that can a comedian do that in a place

748
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 1: that Ohio? Like a comedian is griffin like that will

749
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: will a place that go Ohio have a sense of

750
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: humor about themselves? You know what? I think that it

751
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: all depends on the delivery. It all depends on how

752
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: you present it to them. Because there you know that

753
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: was that was straightforward. See the thing am I'm not

754
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: a comedian, but like that, like because they take their

755
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: ship so fucking seriously. But when when you're getting so

756
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: for instance, you're seasoned, but when something like that is

757
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: happening and you could feel the crowd shift against you,

758
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: and and obviously that's not like you didn't offend anybody,

759
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: but it's like, you know, you could feel the crowd

760
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: shifting against you. Does your heart start to like race

761
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: a little bit or you totally seasoned and comfortable dealing

762
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: with it. The thing is is that if I start

763
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: to feel that the crowd is going a certain way,

764
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: then I, you know, redirect the show. But in that situation,

765
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: it wasn't like feeling it. No, it was direct. It

766
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: was like as soon as I said Michigan, it was

767
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: like click, we loved you, we hate you. Were able

768
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: to get him back. It took me ten minutes of apologizing,

769
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: sincerely telling them listen, you guys, I would not dig

770
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: a hole for myself and and offending, you know, try

771
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: to insult you guys. You know, I says, I want

772
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: you guys to have a good time and nice happy.

773
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: You know, that's the last thing I want to say.

774
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I I know what you're saying.

775
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: But that's crazy that they took that so seriously. And

776
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: it's not like you made a political joke. There was

777
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: no politics. There was no Jesus. I said, I said

778
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: the M word in in Cleveland, and it did not

779
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: go over well. So when I went I can't wait

780
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: till Lebron leaves those Fox once and for all, you know,

781
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: I talked about it too. I talked. When I went back,

782
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: I said, hey, you guys, I said, I'm gonna tell

783
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 1: you a story, and I talked. I talked about how

784
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 1: the last time I was there, I got booed for that,

785
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: and I said, let me explain something I would not

786
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: intentionally do that. I said, but you guys take sports,

787
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 1: you know, way too serious. I go, you guys gotta

788
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: find other things to get excited about, you know, if

789
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: you're getting that upset. And then I go, um, I said,

790
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: when I when I left your last time, after getting

791
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: booed the way that I did, I was in the

792
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: back cursing you guys that I was like, yeah, that's

793
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: why Lebron left, you know, that's why he left cocksuckers.

794
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: So so when you when I say cities, and now

795
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: obviously you have a big fan base, you know, so

796
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: in my new work there and people are coming to

797
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 1: see you. I'm not in Cleveland anymore, probably especially after

798
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: this Michael, and they're like, yeah, you're on that guys

799
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: because they don't like me in Cleveland because I fucking

800
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: break their balls. But like in your earlier years, what

801
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: would be like the toughest crowds, like toughest cities, just

802
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: like you know, as far as a comedian, like, what

803
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: is sort of the crowd that like sits back? Not

804
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: now because like when you go to a place. Now

805
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: you have a built in the audience, But for a

806
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: younger comedian, what would be sort of like the state

807
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 1: that's like there there you have to earn their laughs.

808
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: I think it depends on the type of comedy that

809
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: you do. So if you're a comic that's in your face,

810
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: then you're probably gonna have problems and and uh and

811
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: in states where it's like a little bit more you know, conservative, Uh,

812
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: if you're you know, there's guys out there that are jugglers.

813
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: There's guys out there that have been triloq with. There's

814
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: guys out there that are a guitar at guys like

815
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 1: I think it all depends um. For me, my my

816
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: toughest crowds were always corporate shows, shows where I was

817
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: hired to perform for an organization. They had no idea

818
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: who I was. So like, one time I did a

819
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: show for a company called Intel, the computer company, and

820
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: the setup was really nice. Usually corporate events or just

821
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: events that are not uh, straight up comedy are always challenging.

822
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: Either they don't have a good stage, the sound system

823
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: is horrible, the lighting is really bad. You're on the floor,

824
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: there's rank with tables, people are schmoozing, you know, and

825
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: it's a lot of times they don't. They're not there

826
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: to laugh. You're an afterthought, I got you. They're just

827
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: they're there to hang out and get fucking drunk and

828
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: ship like that. You're an afterthought. And then they hit

829
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: you with all the rules. Make sure you don't talk

830
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: about this. Make sure you don't talk about that. You know,

831
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: if you're performing for a certain type of company, they

832
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: don't want you to talk about their rival guys. They

833
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: don't want you to talk about you gotta like handcuffs,

834
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: don't we got under the president of the organization. Don't

835
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: make fun of you. Get hit with all these guys,

836
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: and now go out there and earn your check. So

837
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: with all the politics in the world and the good,

838
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 1: the bad and the building of the wall, your Mexican Yeah, um,

839
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: you know, I appreciate you asking. You know, I don't

840
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: know because you know New Yorkers like the first thing

841
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: you say, like if we were in New York and

842
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: you're like Gabriel and Glazis and I and you were

843
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: from your gonna be like your Puerto Rican. That's just

844
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: like in New York. That's stuff. That's just we associate

845
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: like Latinos, uh the first like I think probably I

846
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know the fucking numbers, and you know,

847
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: I don't fact check. But like Puerto Ricans, Puerto Ricans

848
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: and Dominicans, like we go off and merged each other,

849
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: like you know, New York, it's like it's it's filled

850
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: with Puerto Ricans Dominicans. But but you know, for me

851
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: at least and when in my you know, in the seventies,

852
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: it was like Puerto Ricans and then you know Dominicans,

853
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: you know, Cubans, uh and that, but it's definitely Puerto Ricans.

854
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: But like so you know, like I say, you know,

855
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: I assume you were next. I know your West Coast,

856
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: so it's different. But like the equivalent in New York

857
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: is Puerto Rican. So I say so. But with all

858
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: the stuff that's going on, I don't know what's going on, um,

859
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 1: with all the stuff that's going on in the last

860
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: eighteen months with Trump and building a wall, you know,

861
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: and and and you know, I was listening to somebody

862
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: talk about how now it's like all the they did

863
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: a joke on side and I live the other day

864
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,280
Speaker 1: about how like all the political jokes are played out,

865
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: and you know, it's just like it's been like whether

866
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: no matter what side you're on, whether you want to

867
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: bash Trump or not, it's like enough enough with the

868
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: God even even I can't say and I talk so

869
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: much to them, like I don't know what more to say,

870
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: like you, at a certain point, it's like there's not

871
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: even much more to say, Like everybody has used up

872
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: all their jokes at least for now, especially being a

873
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 1: Mexican comedian with Trump. Do you touch on that, like

874
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: I stay away from it. You're freaking smart. Yeah, there's

875
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: in terms of a business guy, like it's smart. People

876
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: don't pay to come in and be told, you know,

877
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: opinions and stuff like that. They come to a comedy show.

878
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: They want to laugh. I'm not there to play with

879
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: their intelligence. I'm not there to make sway them or

880
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: give my I think a lot of times when when

881
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: comics have a certain style and all of a sudden

882
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: they decide they want to get political, that's when they

883
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: screw themselves. You know, if if politics is your thing

884
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: from day one, like somebody like Jim Jefferies who comes

885
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 1: out there and he talks about you know, a lot

886
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: of he talks about politics, where literally he talks about

887
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: all those things people come to see that I don't

888
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: want to talk about. He goes there, but him from

889
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 1: the get you know what I mean. It's not like, oh,

890
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: surprised he was a juggler and now all of a

891
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: sudden he's got an opinion. Right do you find have you?

892
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: Have you noticed in the last year, just as a

893
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: fan and being in the clubs and other comics, what

894
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: is the sort of the vibe in terms of the

895
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: politics of it, all, the me too of it, all,

896
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: the racial jokes, the sexual jokes. You know, we talk, Uh,

897
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 1: there's been talk of comedians. Uh. I can't remember who

898
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: was getting booed at colleges. Chris Rocks talked about like

899
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: that used to be a gig, but now it's like

900
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: if you go to a college, you need to be

901
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: fucking you gotta slow pitch and watch everything you say

902
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: because these fucking kids eighteen nineteen. I imagine being a

903
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: comedian getting fucking heckled by some fucking nineteen year old

904
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 1: kids that are hopped up on fucking weed and and

905
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: and their first you know, week of drinking and booing

906
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: me because I make a joke. I mean, that's gotta

907
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: suck for a comedian, right, But again, it's one of

908
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: those things where you know your audience, know where you're

909
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: going into and if you if you're getting booed by

910
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: a college crowd, chances are you're either talking about politics, religion,

911
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: or sports. That'say if you stay away from those three

912
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: and you go in there, like right now, I'm making

913
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: a killing of colleges. You are, yeah, because I'm not

914
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: the guy that know. Everybody else is getting upset, you know,

915
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: and and and in much respect to all these other

916
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: comics who do what they do, but you know, that's

917
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 1: a that's a business. A lot of comics won't play colleges.

918
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: A lot of comics won't do corporate events, they won't

919
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: do fairs, they won't do uh, you know, just alternative

920
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: types of shows, varieties. They say, no, that's not my thing.

921
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: You know, they get the crowds rilled up. Well, you

922
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: know what you're going into, you know now? I know

923
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: now when I go into Cleveland, I don't talk about

924
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: freaking mission. I got you, I got you. It's you're cool,

925
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 1: like you're good at college. I love them because I don't.

926
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: I don't try to sway them. I don't try to talk,

927
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 1: you know, down to them. I just go out there.

928
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: I tell my stories. I I smile at the end,

929
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 1: I thank everyone for having me. And I think more

930
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: more artists should approach it that way, approach it from

931
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: a place of like, Hey, you're there to entertain and

932
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 1: make smile and have a good time. You're not gonna change.

933
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,280
Speaker 1: You're not gonna change. If I want to get into politics,

934
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: I'll get I'll get out of comedy. Do you find

935
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: like just in terms of as as a fan or

936
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: when you're watching other people, has it changed into like

937
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: I'll say, the comedy store, the improv, like the local clubs.

938
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: Are the crowds different? Is they Are they more sensitive

939
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 1: in the last year, year and a half. I think

940
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: it depends on the comedy club you go to, uh,

941
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 1: the comedy store. It's always you never know what you're

942
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: gonna get in there. Sometimes you get tourists, Sometimes you

943
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: get some people off the sidewalk. Sometimes they're fans of

944
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: of whoever it is it's performing that night. You just

945
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: never know, uh, you know, improv, same thing, especially here

946
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: in Hollywood and Hollywood, you never know the kind of

947
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: crowd you're gonna get so a lot of times you

948
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: gotta go to uh comedy clubs outside of the l

949
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: A area. You know, if whether you're on Ontario or

950
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 1: Irvine or Breyer, you know, Oxnard, there's other clubs and

951
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: stuff you can kind of get a better gauge. So,

952
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 1: so going back to you, when you started, what was

953
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: it April tenth April? How did you what? What was

954
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: your propensity? What was your reason? That's a big word, bro,

955
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: I threw that out there. I don't even know if

956
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: I used it. Hold hey, google that, yeah, see if

957
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: if I used it correctly, propensity to get into comedy?

958
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: Why did you start? I've been wanting to be a

959
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: comedian since I was ten. I saw Eddie Murphy Row

960
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: when I was ten years old, and I says, I

961
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: want to do that. And it was one of those

962
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: things where how does a kid in the eighties all

963
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: of a sudden become a comic? You know? I mean

964
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: if you were to ask now and nowadays, you can

965
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: upload the video of yourself performing. You don't even need

966
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: to be in a comedy club. As long as you

967
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: have a few people around you with your phone, you

968
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: can record yourself. You can put content out there. There's

969
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,399
Speaker 1: people that all of a sudden have a following after

970
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: three or four men. That's you know what I mean.

971
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: It's very different now versus back then. I came from

972
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,399
Speaker 1: the oh, you gotta talk to people era, you gotta

973
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: let them know, Hey, I got a show going on.

974
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: Here's a flyer, right, you know you tell people flyers.

975
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: Now you know, here's my cassette. Listen to it. It's

976
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: totally different. And you had to submit VHS tapes to

977
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,399
Speaker 1: comedy clubs back in the day. I mean, the technology

978
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: and like the way we communicate in the my space

979
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: and going into like what we have now where you

980
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: could literally speak to your fans directly. Yeah. Live So

981
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: so April tenth, what was that first time? Like? Uh, well,

982
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: I wasn't even supposed to be performing. A friend of

983
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: mine pushed me up on stage. Uh. They you know,

984
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: they needed somebody to run the show that night, to

985
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: kind of just to to be the m C. And

986
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: I had no time, no time to my name, I'd

987
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: always talked about wanting to do to do comedy, but

988
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: never done it. How old were you? Uh, twenty years old?

989
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: Twenty years old? And he physically pushed me up on stage,

990
00:55:58,600 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: and I made fun of my buddy who did it,

991
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: and I told a couple of cartoon having sex jokes.

992
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: You know, I was really dirty when I first started,

993
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,479
Speaker 1: and so it's just my whole act was cartoons having sex.

994
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 1: People laughed, ha ha ha ha, And you know the

995
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: rest is history. With that first time you you you

996
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: gotta laugh and and that acknowledgement, did you know, like

997
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going, keep going as far as performing

998
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: that night or like I can do this. It was

999
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: a drug. It was a drug. The first time I

1000
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: got that that it was like okay, okay, we got

1001
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: something here. And then what happens, Like what was the

1002
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,879
Speaker 1: point in your career You've been doing it since May ten?

1003
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: April ten, A Brown thirty seven PM. You hit from UM?

1004
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 1: When did when did you start popping off? Like when

1005
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: were you like, oh shit, like I'm gonna be able

1006
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: to do this as a job, a full time job

1007
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: and like I'm a professional, and like I'm bawling now.

1008
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: I swore I made it after like the second week.

1009
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm serious. I mean, I uh, that night when I

1010
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: first performed UM, there was somebody in the crowd who

1011
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 1: had a comedy night at the same venue on Wednesday nights.

1012
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 1: It was on a Long Beach. It was at a

1013
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: place called the Pch Club in Long Beach, right by

1014
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: the water. Real cool club still there. Um there was

1015
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: a guy in the crowd named Eddie who had a

1016
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: comedy night on Wednesdays. I was there on a Monday

1017
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: and he goes, hey, man, you come back on Wednesday.

1018
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: I have a room, blah blah blah. I'll give you

1019
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: twenty bucks. So first time up, I'm already getting a

1020
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: paid gig, you know, And I was like, are you

1021
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: kidding this? So after that, it was just like one

1022
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: of those things where you start now you know, you

1023
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: know how it is. You start networking, you meet other

1024
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: comics of the shows, and you know, this comic tells

1025
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: you about that room, and they tell you about You

1026
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: go to that room, and then you meet two other

1027
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: people and it's it branches out. You talk your network,

1028
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 1: you stay out late, you wind up at Denny's at

1029
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: four o'clock in the morning. It's you know, that's how

1030
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: you did it back then. Who were the comics coming

1031
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: up around you that that are still doing their thing

1032
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: that uh, we're popping off in l a Long Beach.

1033
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many places in California in general.

1034
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: Who who do you remember some of the other people

1035
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: during that time. I was, Uh, there was a comic

1036
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: by the name of Willie Barsenna who he was the

1037
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: only real brown face out there doing the Tonight Show.

1038
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: He had like the record for Tonight shows. I think

1039
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 1: it was something stupid like at the time. I think

1040
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: it was four for Tonight shows back in the nineties.

1041
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: And yeah, it was basically him around us. I mean

1042
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: everybody was looking up to, uh, Paul Rodriguez and George Lopez.

1043
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm just associated with, you know. For me starting off,

1044
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: I didn't the only people I could connect to with

1045
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: the brown faces, right, you know what I mean, like

1046
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: in the clubs, in the clubs, and not even the clubs. Man,

1047
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: we're there was no comedy clubs having our shows. We

1048
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: had to perform wherever we could, so it was always

1049
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: at uh bars, dive bars for just Mexican crowds basically. Yeah.

1050
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: And has that change now? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1051
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: What is it like now? Like for in terms of

1052
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: not for you, because you're you've crossed over, you've crossed

1053
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: over in everything. But what is it like in terms

1054
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 1: of like if you're for Mexican comedians, younger comedians, uh,

1055
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 1: is there more of an audience to go to? There

1056
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: is much more of an audience to go to. Because

1057
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: again it's one of those things now with social media

1058
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: and the internet, you know, the world is a small place.

1059
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: You can find two places to perform every night for

1060
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: every every night of the you know, every night of

1061
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: the week. Um My buddy Alfred right here when he's

1062
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: not on tour with me during the week, who go

1063
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: and and and do spots around town and and you

1064
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And it's it's one of those

1065
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: you know, there's there's a lot of places for comedy.

1066
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 1: Do you have international? Because I hear about these comedians

1067
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 1: going like like like Russell Peters he all over the place.

1068
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: Have you done like an international tour? Tell me every

1069
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: first are you married? Okay, you're not married, So we're

1070
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: gonna get into this tour. So Russell Peters what Russell

1071
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: Peters was the guy who inspired me to start working

1072
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: outside of the United States. Um, this guy is just

1073
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: you know, he's like, you know, he's he's a megastar

1074
00:59:55,960 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 1: everywhere and um international they make like thirty million dollars

1075
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: in one year. Yeah, I think he made half of

1076
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: that because I think that was the year he got

1077
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 1: a divorce. Um but but sorry, Russell Um. I performed

1078
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: a Russell in in Aman Jordan's and Jordan's and that

1079
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 1: was like like my first time really going out there

1080
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 1: to do a show, and I didn't know if I

1081
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 1: was gonna be able to relate to the crowd. And

1082
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: you know what, the whole world understands American style comedy.

1083
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: They follow our politics, they follow our Kardashians, they know

1084
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 1: all of our culture. They get our slang. So I mean,

1085
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: if you're talking about an older generation, yeah, you're gonna

1086
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: get lost. But everybody understands English, right generation. So so,

1087
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: where have you been doing comedy? Were like, tell me

1088
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 1: all the countries? Wow? Man, we go down the list. Uh, Norway, Sweden, Belgium, Netherlands,

1089
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: Um pooh, let's see Jordan's, Saudi Arabia, um Estonian where exactly? Yeah,

1090
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 1: that's up by Russia. It's a I five minute flights

1091
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 1: to Moscow. Whoa Yeah, I mean Australia. Did you go there?

1092
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 1: Do they know who you are? Yes? That's the craziest part.

1093
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: That's the beauty of the Internet. That's comics back in

1094
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: the day could not do what comics of today can

1095
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: do thanks to social media, you know, And a lot

1096
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: of times artists get upset. They're like, oh man, people

1097
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 1: are out there sharing my content. I'm not getting paid

1098
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 1: for that. Like no, man, that's a free commercial for

1099
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 1: whenever you go out. If you're not performing live, I

1100
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: can see them getting upset because that's the only source

1101
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: of income. But if you're out there, man, people say

1102
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: I saw you on the YouTube. I saw you performing

1103
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: on the YouTube. They didn't say I saw you on

1104
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 1: Comedy Central, HBO, Showtime, do YouTube? You know? I I

1105
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: go perform in Malaysia, same things, the same thing Australia.

1106
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: I mean all these different places where it's like really

1107
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: people know me here and that that's that's a mind

1108
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: fucking a half When you get there and they're losing

1109
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: their ship and they came to see they came to

1110
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: see you. So so when you're in Australia at this point,

1111
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: do you do like, like what are you doing like

1112
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 1: a like equivalent to the garden or like small theaters

1113
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: like we look to the Garden, the well, the Sydney

1114
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: Opera House was the first time. The last time was

1115
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: the the uh what's the arena? The quantas quantas arena,

1116
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: I know right, we called it, countess. You introduce yourself

1117
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 1: what Alfred Robliz okay, and and you hit U Gabriel

1118
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: to the to the podcast gables in the funk? What

1119
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: then he's doing here? So so so I thought we

1120
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: were gonna cats. So so you go to play these places,

1121
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 1: I mean Australia, you know, they have a reputation for

1122
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: enjoying comedy. Australia is probably one of the most awesome

1123
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: places to perform as a comedian because political correctness. They're

1124
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 1: the competit. They don't give a fun Are you able

1125
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 1: to let your hair down a little bit? I am um,

1126
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: I'll cuss. I'll definitely cuss in my shows in Australia,

1127
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 1: and I might push it a little bit more like

1128
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 1: right now, you just heard me talk about the arena.

1129
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 1: The arena is called quantas, but in Australia the word

1130
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 1: count is used like freaking It's it's like not a

1131
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 1: big deal, it's like bro right, So like here it's

1132
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 1: like a misdemeanor, like yeah you say that here. Yeah,

1133
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: I think it's a misdemeaning plus like plus like at

1134
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 1: least a night in the can now. But yeah, Australia

1135
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: is super fun and you open for for for Gabe,

1136
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 1: been opening for fifteen a little bit longer than eighteen years.

1137
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: So what for you? What has been like a moment

1138
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: like where you're like, wow, I mean there must be

1139
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 1: a bunch of them, you know, like every day bro

1140
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 1: being here. No, but like in terms of a comedy,

1141
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: like when you're like this is fucking nuts, like you

1142
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: You're You're doing Staples, You're doing You're doing Madison Square,

1143
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: You're doing like all these places, these places. It's it's

1144
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: like living a live bro because you can't tell anybody

1145
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 1: this because if you tell them that, they're gonna be

1146
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 1: like shut up, bro. You're at the Haha with thirty people, right,

1147
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And sometimes you feel like

1148
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: you don't want to tell them because you're like kind

1149
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: of like showing off I got you and you want

1150
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 1: to get that vibe. So every day is it's it's

1151
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: something different. And and Internet. Do you speak Spanish? Do

1152
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,919
Speaker 1: you speak Spanish? Do you perform in Spanish? We can

1153
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 1: and we have, but it's it's you know, uh, we

1154
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 1: did you have the altar like in terms like I

1155
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 1: don't speak Spanish. It's hard because you know a lot

1156
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: of the words are flipped and the whenever you translate,

1157
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: you always lose in the in the translation. So um,

1158
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 1: I can do a solid fifteen minutes and kill in Spanish,

1159
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: but after that then my tongue gets tired, and then

1160
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 1: you know, I still think in English. So it's it's

1161
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: and you're used to doing the performance. And and also too,

1162
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: we don't get a chance to practice. I think if

1163
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: we did a show like every night for a month,

1164
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: I got on point. But going to Mexico and doing

1165
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 1: a couple of shows, it's you know, we had a

1166
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 1: we had a practice. But can you take jokes and

1167
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: and and flip them in Spanish? Like a joke like

1168
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: that kicks ass over here? Well kick ass in Spanish.

1169
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,160
Speaker 1: Just it's a little different on the other side of

1170
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: the wall, bro, I got you, I got you. Yeah,

1171
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: they could care less over there. You know. It's some

1172
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: things do translate, some things don't. All right, So you

1173
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 1: guys are both single. A couple of ague questions because

1174
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: I know you guys keep it PC, but your fucking

1175
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: comedic rock stars you've been all over the world, both

1176
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: of you. What country have you been? Like, Yo, forget

1177
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 1: the fucking jokes, forget the fucking forget the arenas, Like

1178
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: this is like where the baddest chicks are. Scandinavian countries.

1179
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: They love us over there, bro, They're tired of looking

1180
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 1: at the tall white guys with green eyes. Yeah, brown, brown,

1181
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 1: chubby is exotic over there, brown and chubby. A lot

1182
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 1: of a lot of a lot of hair. They love

1183
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: They're pretty over there. They're they're they're gorgeous. They're they're gorgeous. There.

1184
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 1: You see people like in everyday life. Let me tell

1185
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 1: you right now, a girl that you see working a

1186
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 1: drive through the McDonald's and let's say, um, give me

1187
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: give me a good one, like Norway maybe so then

1188
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 1: yeah somewhere and Norway is like, uh, you see like

1189
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 1: an l A eight right working a drive through. They're

1190
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:14,960
Speaker 1: just crop of people. Just it's like wow, it's seriously there,

1191
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: there's it's pure, really, it is pure. Where else? What other?

1192
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 1: What other country? Did you play? Italy? No, we haven't

1193
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: played it in Italy? Is there like is there a

1194
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,720
Speaker 1: fan base for you in Italy? Like can you play?

1195
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 1: You know, we can It's just one of those where

1196
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: we haven't gone you know, we haven't ventured there yet. Space.

1197
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: Uh we out performed in Roote of Spain And what

1198
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,320
Speaker 1: kind of place for you did you play in Rote

1199
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 1: of Spain? Like? Is it? Is it? Like? Did you

1200
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 1: just do it? And you know that actually take that

1201
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: one back. It was an airplane hangar for military, so

1202
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,320
Speaker 1: that one doesn't technically count. It wasn't for locals, but

1203
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 1: all the other shows are locals. Have you done those

1204
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 1: military gigs? And what is that like? You don't like

1205
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 1: where they fly you over like secret ops type of ship.

1206
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: A military gig is almost in the vein of like

1207
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: one of those college gigs where they put a bunch

1208
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 1: of rules on you. You know, they're like, I'll be careful.

1209
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 1: It's fine because you don't do politics. No no, And

1210
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: that's the number one rule whenever you do military shows

1211
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 1: that you do not talk about the press. Throw you

1212
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 1: out of a plane, the parachute work on? And then today,

1213
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:19,600
Speaker 1: what are the what are those kids like that when

1214
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: you're over there? Are they so happy to see you?

1215
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 1: They're excited? You know, I'm sure it's at home. The

1216
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:26,320
Speaker 1: number one thing I hear is man, you were talking

1217
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 1: about this one restaurant and you were talking about being

1218
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: over here, and you know, we forget they're out there

1219
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 1: for a long time, and so you do bring a

1220
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:37,000
Speaker 1: little piece of home when you start talking. Yeah, man,

1221
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 1: so I was. I was at a waffle house and like,

1222
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know, you know what I'm saying,

1223
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 1: just making any little references that that feels good to them.

1224
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 1: They and they appreciate it. I just don't like the

1225
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: fact that they say, like, oh, you gotta be careful

1226
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 1: with language, you gotta be careful with this. I'm like, really,

1227
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 1: be careful with language. This is U S. Military. If

1228
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 1: they can't handle a couple of words, it's not them though,

1229
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 1: It's just it's the higher ups of course. Okay, so

1230
01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:01,800
Speaker 1: back to the chicks. What other countries you because because

1231
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: I don't I've never traveled that much and I'm a

1232
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 1: married man, but I'm fascinated by like, you know this,

1233
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 1: you swear, I'm railing freaking Scandinavian women. They're just looking

1234
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 1: at no you guys, got I saw the twinkling your

1235
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:17,679
Speaker 1: eye when you say Scania beautiful? They are what other? Yeah,

1236
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,640
Speaker 1: there's they got awesome hot dog carts out there. They

1237
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,640
Speaker 1: got good hot they got bad beach. I got me

1238
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 1: some of them hot dogs. I got you, yeah, man,

1239
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 1: I spanked me a hot dogger too. What what? What?

1240
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,800
Speaker 1: What's the other country that you could say, like you

1241
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 1: guys are international travelers that you say you gotta go here. Oh,

1242
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 1: I haven't been there, but I've always wanted to go

1243
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 1: to uh freaking Brazil. You haven't performed in Brazil. Haven't

1244
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:44,120
Speaker 1: performed in Brazil? Right, everybody? But just every image I've

1245
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:48,800
Speaker 1: ever seen in Brazil, and you mean porno, I've seen

1246
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:54,160
Speaker 1: those two. But the soccer team bro right, no, right, Brazil,

1247
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: Brazil's reputation for women. I want to go to Brazil too.

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Speaker 1: I'm afraid if I go to Brazil, I won't come

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Speaker 1: back because like that. Yeah, that's you know, And that's

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01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 1: what I would always tell my AX and said, hey,

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01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 1: you know what, if I ever go to Brazil, that

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01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 1: means we're done. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah, because

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01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 1: you unless you go together. Because even if you go together,

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01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna go get a coffee, I'll be right

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01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 1: back to you. Wait, wait right here, be about a

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01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:19,519
Speaker 1: half hour m totally the Scandinavian countries. Answer your questions. Okay,

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01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:21,519
Speaker 1: so let me ask you this. I'll ask both of

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01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 1: you guys this. You guys could go back and forth.

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01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 1: You can't repeat the same answer. Top five stand up

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01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 1: performances either concert, netflix special. Uh you know, like because

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01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:37,240
Speaker 1: everybody always this top top five rappers. So you guys

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01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 1: go back and forth. Top five stand up performances in

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01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 1: your opinion? Gave you go for a Top five stand

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01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 1: up comedy performances. It could be it could be on

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01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: an album, it could be live, it could be a film.

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01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. Eddie Murphy, Raw, Richard Pryor, which one

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01:09:54,320 --> 01:10:00,599
Speaker 1: life from Census Strip, Chris Rock Bring the Pain? Wow,

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01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 1: your first special? Oh and that's called job security. You

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01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 1: saw that. You saw that right there? You saw that.

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Speaker 1: Wait for my third because you gave him a hand

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01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:21,160
Speaker 1: signal three. I didn't know what that was. We're like

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01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: saying that three. Motherfuckerre you. I was like, wow, you

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01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 1: don't do it first. He's been working. We gave a

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01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:36,120
Speaker 1: long time. That's fucking funny. Um, Okay, you're up done.

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01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:38,800
Speaker 1: You've done three. This is your third. This, Yeah, this

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01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,960
Speaker 1: is the third. Um. Robin Williams Live at the met

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01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:48,400
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Bill Hicks the Uh, I just

1278
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,840
Speaker 1: don't remember the names of him, that's right, that's all right.

1279
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 1: You knew his though you didn't have games. No, you're

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01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: like games first one, whatever the funk it was called,

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01:10:56,439 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 1: You're number four Fluffy. Uh. Definitely the first uh HBO

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01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 1: Dice special. That was the Dice Rules, the one from

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01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden. Yeah, I think it was Dice Roule

1284
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,840
Speaker 1: when he was I mean, it was that was like

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01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,840
Speaker 1: what is this? I remember seeing that too as a kid,

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01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the fuck is this? And

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01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 1: the crowd, you know, because unless you had saw it live,

1288
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:24,720
Speaker 1: you didn't know, like the crowd was so involved and

1289
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,599
Speaker 1: they were like Hickory Dick, Gary Duct. They were so

1290
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,879
Speaker 1: like on his every word and it was so vulgar

1291
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:34,560
Speaker 1: and I and I mean, but like as watching him performing,

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01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 1: the cursing and the stuff, it was like it was

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01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:40,920
Speaker 1: almost like watching like a porno like in terms of

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01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 1: the vulgarity of it. But it was so original and

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01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:48,080
Speaker 1: so bugged out. So that's a good choice for Mitch

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Speaker 1: Hedberg's first thirty minutes special in Comedy Central. Alright, uh,

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Speaker 1: George Carlin Live from Carnegie Hall. Okay, Damon Wain's first

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Speaker 1: HBO specially good all right, that's a good top that's

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01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 1: that's top tens. How big uh can comedy get? And

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01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:10,680
Speaker 1: what's the bubble on it? You hear about these comedians

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Speaker 1: good bad or in different? Obviously? Chappelle twenty twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: million dollars for four specials. I don't even know if

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01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,640
Speaker 1: it was twenty each or whatever. The last one and

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01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: I love Chapelle that the last one was like, oh,

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01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 1: I can make twenty million, Let's just set up some

1306
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 1: fucking cameras at the thought about that. Yeah, like all

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01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,800
Speaker 1: the other specials, big production and and stuff like, and

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01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:34,080
Speaker 1: they were like, you can make twenty more the last one.

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01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:36,800
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, yeah, we're gonna We're gonna save a

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Speaker 1: couple of bucks. It was a good special and it

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01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:42,160
Speaker 1: was different, I mean, and it was sort of like intimate.

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01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 1: Um Like Kevin Hard has definitely set the bar for

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01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 1: how big a comedy special can be. I was there

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Speaker 1: for the filming. Uh I can say it was a filming.

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01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:57,040
Speaker 1: It wasn't a taping. It was a filming of his

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01:12:57,280 --> 01:13:02,839
Speaker 1: uh last special What Now Philadelphia and was at Stadium

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01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:04,479
Speaker 1: I want to say it was something to dick. It

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01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:07,240
Speaker 1: was over definitely, over fifty thousand people there for for comedy.

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01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,599
Speaker 1: Was that crazy to see that? It was? It was crazy.

1320
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,519
Speaker 1: I mean I remember driving down the street and it

1321
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:14,439
Speaker 1: looked like I was attending a football game. You know,

1322
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 1: people were tailgating. Means there's lines, I mean, there's just

1323
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,200
Speaker 1: it was insane to get and it took this twenty

1324
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 1: minutes to get into the stadium just to get in,

1325
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,800
Speaker 1: you know, and then find our seats and then you know,

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01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,200
Speaker 1: we're sitting there and you know, he had a helicopter

1327
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 1: flying overdoing passes to get shots. When you have aerial

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01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:37,200
Speaker 1: shots and your special Wow, that's fucking crazy. While he

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01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:41,920
Speaker 1: was performing, Yeah, damn. Yeah, fu a drone. I got

1330
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 1: a hellic I got a helicopter. Crazy. Yeah, So but

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01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:51,720
Speaker 1: what do you I thought I was killing it with

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01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 1: a drone. We got we got a drone, Like, hey,

1333
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 1: I got Hey did you get the drone shot outside? Yeah?

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01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:59,120
Speaker 1: That's funny. But so so what do you think? Do

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01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,680
Speaker 1: you think it's good? Do you think it's bad? Well,

1336
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:05,560
Speaker 1: we'll like because I was around um in the in

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01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,240
Speaker 1: the eighties, I spent a lot of time in Los

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01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:11,160
Speaker 1: Angeles and during the disco time of comedy, like and

1339
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:13,640
Speaker 1: when it was and then the bubble burst, you know,

1340
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,840
Speaker 1: like because it was the Dices and all these guys

1341
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 1: and it was huge, and then it sort of plopped

1342
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: and then it went away. Comedy sort of went away,

1343
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:22,360
Speaker 1: and then it came back with the Dane Cook. Dane

1344
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 1: Cook and my Space blew it back up. He did.

1345
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:27,360
Speaker 1: People don't give Dane Cook enough credit. I think there

1346
01:14:27,439 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 1: was a lot of hating back then on Dane Cook.

1347
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:33,719
Speaker 1: Dane Cook black a college act. He's only black or frats,

1348
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:37,280
Speaker 1: he's this and that. They they freaking just beat him up.

1349
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:40,160
Speaker 1: But they did not give him enough credit because man,

1350
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 1: he he grabbed that bull by the horns man and

1351
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 1: around with it. He basically, I venture to say, he

1352
01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:49,160
Speaker 1: helped build my space up even more. You know, his

1353
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:52,080
Speaker 1: following was stupid. It was him and Tila Tequila at

1354
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:54,720
Speaker 1: the time that we're that took over my Space and

1355
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,760
Speaker 1: those shows. Man, I mean, he would just do a

1356
01:14:56,880 --> 01:15:00,120
Speaker 1: post and sell out. He didn't need to promote. All

1357
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 1: he had to do was go on and tell us.

1358
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:05,680
Speaker 1: But you know, it was it was insane. He was

1359
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:09,840
Speaker 1: definitely a rock star. Comic, you know, and and he

1360
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:13,240
Speaker 1: he definitely needs a little bit more credit. Um. I

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01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:15,479
Speaker 1: think that Kevin Hart what he's done with it, He's

1362
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:17,800
Speaker 1: taken it to a whole different place. And I don't

1363
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 1: think that it can get any bigger. I know that, Um.

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01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:23,759
Speaker 1: I know that Eddie Izzard did a huge show years

1365
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 1: and years and years ago. I want to say that

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01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 1: that was the original comedy record of him doing a show.

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01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:30,960
Speaker 1: It was one of those venues, a big venue like

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01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:35,240
Speaker 1: a Wimbledon somewhere out there in in Europe. I think

1369
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:38,000
Speaker 1: he had the previous record. But Kevin Hard is consistently

1370
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:42,320
Speaker 1: doing massive shows. Are you worried that, like it'll stop

1371
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,400
Speaker 1: not just for you just but just for comedy, Like

1372
01:15:44,479 --> 01:15:46,479
Speaker 1: it'll be like, fucking I don't want to keep doing this,

1373
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,880
Speaker 1: Like it's just too much, too We've seen too much.

1374
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,360
Speaker 1: I definitely think that there's a it's a wave, and

1375
01:15:51,439 --> 01:15:54,960
Speaker 1: I think that, yeah, if if, uh, you know, if

1376
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,720
Speaker 1: we're not careful, we're gonna Because I mean, for the

1377
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 1: longest time, Comedy Central was cranking out special after special,

1378
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,840
Speaker 1: You're special and if everyone's getting one, then it's not

1379
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:06,880
Speaker 1: really speccial anymore. It's like, well, here's the new one.

1380
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,080
Speaker 1: Here's the latest. That's why I give a lot of

1381
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 1: credits to Netflix. Netflix does a lot more vetting, and

1382
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:14,280
Speaker 1: I mean every now and then they'll get a deal

1383
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:16,000
Speaker 1: where they'll get like a special for like you know,

1384
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:18,600
Speaker 1: a quarter and you can see it and you can

1385
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:21,960
Speaker 1: see that, you know that it's like uh or you

1386
01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:23,760
Speaker 1: can see down that name and some people. But I

1387
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,080
Speaker 1: just saw somebody. I was like, well, Funker got paid

1388
01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:27,800
Speaker 1: a lot and like he just was like again, it

1389
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,880
Speaker 1: was like, oh, they're giving me this money, I'm gonna

1390
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:31,439
Speaker 1: go do a special and I'm like, this like a

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01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:35,000
Speaker 1: special like the ones we just rattled off, like you know,

1392
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,040
Speaker 1: those were like crafted, you know what I mean. Like

1393
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:40,479
Speaker 1: only so many people like Burrs somebody who who I'm

1394
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,680
Speaker 1: a fan of, like that motherfucker could just keep doing

1395
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:46,240
Speaker 1: break Bill Burr is consistently one of the best comics

1396
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:49,400
Speaker 1: out there. Uh, huge fan of Bill Burr's. I think

1397
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:52,600
Speaker 1: he doesn't get enough credit either. He's man, he's just

1398
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 1: he's a beast. He's a beast. And even when he's

1399
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:58,080
Speaker 1: like the fact that he does a podcast and like

1400
01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:00,920
Speaker 1: he's not doing current events like you'll talk about a game,

1401
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,880
Speaker 1: but that motherfucker could just Bill Burt doesn't breathe. Though

1402
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,479
Speaker 1: he doesn't breathe, He just talks, right, you know, he

1403
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,160
Speaker 1: doesn't take a breath. I got to go, go go, go, go,

1404
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:12,360
Speaker 1: go go go. Right, I agree, he's fucking good. Um,

1405
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:17,480
Speaker 1: all right, you're doing tell me this plug, tell me anticipation.

1406
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,479
Speaker 1: What are you doing in Netflix? You've got two shows.

1407
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,520
Speaker 1: I signed a deal with Netflix to do two specials

1408
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,719
Speaker 1: and my own sitcom. Okay, so to comedy special, comedy

1409
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:29,880
Speaker 1: specials and a sitcom. Now, my question about the specials

1410
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,760
Speaker 1: when when they give you a special, is it in

1411
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:34,920
Speaker 1: the contract it has to be a certain amount of

1412
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,040
Speaker 1: time or do they like do does it have to

1413
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,720
Speaker 1: be over forty five minutes? Does it have to be

1414
01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 1: less than an hour? How does that work? That is

1415
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:45,280
Speaker 1: a great question than in the past. Yeah, no, no, no.

1416
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:46,760
Speaker 1: The time thing is it's always been a big deal

1417
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,759
Speaker 1: for you could be like, here's thirty minutes, that's my special.

1418
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:52,640
Speaker 1: Uh minimum on a on a Netflix special. I want

1419
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:55,280
Speaker 1: to say it's an hour. Now, that's part of the contramentum,

1420
01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 1: a minimum of an hour um. In the past, I

1421
01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:01,200
Speaker 1: ran into a problem where I would go really long

1422
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,280
Speaker 1: on my specials and they would say, you have to

1423
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:06,360
Speaker 1: trim it down in the edit. Yeah, you have to

1424
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 1: trim it down. I mean, I've done that in the past.

1425
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:10,040
Speaker 1: When I did specials on Comedy Central. It was way

1426
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 1: too long. They chopped one of my specials and made

1427
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,840
Speaker 1: it a two parter because it was so long. And

1428
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:19,040
Speaker 1: so I have a habit of of going a little

1429
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:25,719
Speaker 1: bit over right, Like, uh so, knowing that Netflix actually

1430
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 1: they wanted me to go do a longer special, longer

1431
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:32,560
Speaker 1: than an hour. So so is it daunting? Like have

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01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,880
Speaker 1: you shot these two specials? You know, I haven't shot

1433
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 1: him yet. I plan on doing the first one in January, okay,

1434
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:42,200
Speaker 1: and the second one is due before uh and in

1435
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:45,760
Speaker 1: your head, you know like I need till January. We're

1436
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,880
Speaker 1: in May right now to craft this brand new hour

1437
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,240
Speaker 1: or is it like you know, like like to me,

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01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:53,160
Speaker 1: if like they were like an hour, Like, I'm not

1439
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,639
Speaker 1: a comic, but I'm like funk man, that's a that's

1440
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:57,680
Speaker 1: a lot of talking. Like we've been talking on this

1441
01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:00,960
Speaker 1: pocket just forty seven minutes and I'm talking to it's

1442
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,880
Speaker 1: now three of us, like an hour on stage alone.

1443
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:06,639
Speaker 1: Is that like a daunting thing for you? At this point. Plus,

1444
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 1: you've done so much in the past, and there's expectations.

1445
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:12,759
Speaker 1: You got specials, they paid you. You feel the pressure

1446
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:14,920
Speaker 1: you want to service the crowd. Are you like, fuck,

1447
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 1: how do I come up with this brand new hour? Uh?

1448
01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:21,720
Speaker 1: You know what the cool part was is that Netflix

1449
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:25,160
Speaker 1: saw the performance at Staples and already knew that I

1450
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:28,080
Speaker 1: had the hour plus Okay, so this material was already there.

1451
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,599
Speaker 1: So for this first one that you're gonna shoot in January,

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01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,519
Speaker 1: you feel like you have it and the materials there. Okay,

1453
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,640
Speaker 1: So I'm working on the second one. I got you,

1454
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,040
Speaker 1: I got you, so you like and so you're able

1455
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:42,479
Speaker 1: to compartmentalize this bit, this story, this joke that's gonna

1456
01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:44,479
Speaker 1: be for this first special, and this is for that one,

1457
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:48,040
Speaker 1: and then everything like obviously more like more stuff, more living,

1458
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:50,759
Speaker 1: more jokes, more bits will come up by the between

1459
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:52,599
Speaker 1: now and then. Yeah, because I mean, you gotta figure out.

1460
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:55,240
Speaker 1: I gotta get ready for the sitcom. I know, I

1461
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:57,960
Speaker 1: gotta drop a ton of weight for the sitcom. Yeah,

1462
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 1: to be in a you know, I need to make

1463
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,680
Speaker 1: sure I passed that this sickle man, I need to

1464
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:04,599
Speaker 1: make sure that I'm able to deliver. If you can't

1465
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:09,960
Speaker 1: pass a screen actor's guilt physical you're because those physicals

1466
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,960
Speaker 1: are those aren't physical? No? Yeah, you know exactly the

1467
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:15,720
Speaker 1: doctor you go to, I saw your head shot on

1468
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:20,080
Speaker 1: the wall. We're all in there. There's that's not a

1469
01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:22,400
Speaker 1: physical like you're in there, like, can you bring it there?

1470
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:28,759
Speaker 1: Get your milkshaking? The fucking physical screen actors get guilt physicals?

1471
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:31,200
Speaker 1: Are those aren't fucking physical? Like, I'm like, why do

1472
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:34,840
Speaker 1: you why why I'm just coral breathing. I'm good, Doc.

1473
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:37,720
Speaker 1: You like your fingers to your neck? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, right,

1474
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:40,960
Speaker 1: count cough like, I'm good. You can face time to

1475
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:45,000
Speaker 1: screen actors guil hold the camera to your balls. But

1476
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,479
Speaker 1: so so for your sitcom? Why do you say you

1477
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 1: want to lose a ton of weight? And how many?

1478
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,400
Speaker 1: How much is a ton to you? Like? What do

1479
01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:52,479
Speaker 1: you I'd like to lose at least thirty forty pounds

1480
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,000
Speaker 1: and just because you want to look good, but I

1481
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,400
Speaker 1: want to look but I want to feel better too,

1482
01:20:56,479 --> 01:20:57,760
Speaker 1: I know, like right now I don't feel I don't

1483
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:00,959
Speaker 1: feel great right now. I'm in the process of rebuilding

1484
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,800
Speaker 1: my whole tour and going back out there and stuff,

1485
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,800
Speaker 1: and I just I want to feel better. You know,

1486
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm a big guy, but I can still be a

1487
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:09,680
Speaker 1: big guy, be a little bit lighter and be a

1488
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:11,280
Speaker 1: little more fleet of foot. I want to make sure

1489
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:13,400
Speaker 1: that my knees aren't hurting. I know that those those

1490
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:15,759
Speaker 1: thirty pounds is gonna make the difference on my knees

1491
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:19,200
Speaker 1: and just on my you know, my sugar levels and diabetic. Yeah,

1492
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:22,320
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful with the diabetes. You know. I

1493
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:25,439
Speaker 1: had a friend fife dog from from a tripical quest

1494
01:21:25,479 --> 01:21:28,599
Speaker 1: the funky diabetic diabetes. I mean, you know the deal

1495
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 1: with diabetes. You can't work around with diabetes. Yeah, I mean,

1496
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,759
Speaker 1: as it is, I'm already getting the signs on my legs.

1497
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:36,320
Speaker 1: And it's just so you don't want to work around

1498
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:38,519
Speaker 1: with diabetes. You don't want to work around with diabetes?

1499
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:41,400
Speaker 1: Do you have to? Like? Are you guys are obviously friends,

1500
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:45,040
Speaker 1: your your partners, you work together. He's a fucking strong army.

1501
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:47,080
Speaker 1: I saw him strongarmy to mention his special right and

1502
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:54,680
Speaker 1: funny strong arms. Like when you're on the road, like

1503
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:58,720
Speaker 1: because when I try like traveling, whether you're on vacation

1504
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:02,559
Speaker 1: or or you know, doing gigs, it's an unhealthy environment.

1505
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: Forget forget that, like the extremes, but just the planes.

1506
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:09,600
Speaker 1: The fucking did the meals. It's ship. How do you

1507
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,720
Speaker 1: you you guys maintain yourselves on the road because you know,

1508
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:15,920
Speaker 1: you get sick. There's fucking pancakes in every place. You know,

1509
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:19,320
Speaker 1: you gotta running gun like there's no time for Obviously,

1510
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:22,639
Speaker 1: Fluffy's not a vegetarian. Well what do you like? Well?

1511
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:25,559
Speaker 1: How is that? Like? Is the is the life? I'm

1512
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:28,680
Speaker 1: glad you brought that. It's it's hard, bro, because we're

1513
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:31,720
Speaker 1: on a tour bus. So it's you're on a tour bus. Yeah,

1514
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,120
Speaker 1: and then we're in the middle of nowhere in the

1515
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,639
Speaker 1: United States. Yeah, so it's kind of hard, but we're

1516
01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,680
Speaker 1: doing better. You I want to tell how you how

1517
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:43,479
Speaker 1: you you said vegetarian? Are you vegetarian? I was bro dabbling?

1518
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:46,760
Speaker 1: Are you are you Mexican? Mexican vegetarian? I just I

1519
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:49,920
Speaker 1: just strong armed him back in the barbecues. He was.

1520
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:51,920
Speaker 1: He went vegetarian for what like two years? For a

1521
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:54,800
Speaker 1: year and a half. Oh, ship, I'm surprised you didn't

1522
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,720
Speaker 1: fucking fires ass. You know I'm not gonna and I'm

1523
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought this up. There was a lot

1524
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:02,840
Speaker 1: of secret meetings about how the fund are we gonna

1525
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:05,240
Speaker 1: go find a restaurant so that we can accommodate this

1526
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:07,840
Speaker 1: fool and is salad. You know. It's like we want

1527
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:09,240
Speaker 1: to go eat at this one place and it's like,

1528
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, all they have is meat, right, No,

1529
01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:14,840
Speaker 1: I get it. I've been dabbling with it for health reasons. Yes, yes,

1530
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,040
Speaker 1: And I stopped eating Rent meat in two thousand and

1531
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,519
Speaker 1: twelve for I had a lot of back issues and

1532
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:23,160
Speaker 1: I stopped eating Rent meeting brow, I listen. As much

1533
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:25,519
Speaker 1: as I I hate to say that I agree with you,

1534
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:28,280
Speaker 1: I have to agree with you. I have to agree

1535
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:30,719
Speaker 1: with you. I don't know. I mean, everybody's body is different. Listen,

1536
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:34,960
Speaker 1: you're a fucking beast. I appreciate you guys coming on

1537
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:38,240
Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap por Stereo podcast. I wish you continued success.

1538
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:42,760
Speaker 1: I wish you continued health. Good health. Um, we'll get

1539
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:45,200
Speaker 1: these thirty fucking pounds off, maybe we go for fifty.

1540
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,200
Speaker 1: We gotta be leaning mean for for for the sitcom.

1541
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:49,960
Speaker 1: You know they got those fake stairs when you're going

1542
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:51,519
Speaker 1: up to like you know, you're going up to your room.

1543
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:55,240
Speaker 1: Who created the sitcom? That's funny? My pilot had the

1544
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:56,600
Speaker 1: fake stairs. You know what I'm saying, It's like the

1545
01:23:56,680 --> 01:24:01,680
Speaker 1: Ted stay have to take sit Who's who created the sitcom? Like,

1546
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:04,400
Speaker 1: who's writing it with you? Kevin hen She was the

1547
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:10,000
Speaker 1: showrunner on Last Man's Standing and the creator of Chrystellas show.

1548
01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:13,800
Speaker 1: And you're and when will that start airing on Netflix? Well,

1549
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:16,080
Speaker 1: let's see if we're gonna start production sometime in September.

1550
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:17,800
Speaker 1: I ventured to say, you know, I don't know, it

1551
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:20,160
Speaker 1: depends on what Netflix one wants to release it. Are

1552
01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:22,080
Speaker 1: you gonna shoot all of them? And then they like

1553
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,760
Speaker 1: the way they do netflick, you shoot them when they

1554
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,519
Speaker 1: can binge watch? How many? How many do you think?

1555
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,720
Speaker 1: How many are they ordered for the beginning? Good for

1556
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:30,200
Speaker 1: you man? Turn out the gate? So I'm pretty like okay,

1557
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:31,880
Speaker 1: And then a pilot it's all the way And what

1558
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,560
Speaker 1: is it based? Is it based on your life like

1559
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 1: like or did they come to you with the idea

1560
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:38,840
Speaker 1: or did you have the idea? It's the premises what

1561
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 1: would have happened if if I would have chose, uh,

1562
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:44,559
Speaker 1: becoming a teacher over becoming a comedian. So I'm actually

1563
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:48,920
Speaker 1: playing myself because it was either comedy or becoming a teacher.

1564
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:50,639
Speaker 1: I got you, and so I was always talking about

1565
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:52,760
Speaker 1: you know, if I wouldn't done if I wouldn't have

1566
01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:54,920
Speaker 1: done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I got you.

1567
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,040
Speaker 1: And so the whole idea is me being a teacher

1568
01:24:57,120 --> 01:24:59,680
Speaker 1: in the long between the fight school district. But your

1569
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:03,800
Speaker 1: person an now it's me. All right, listen, I'm a fan.

1570
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:07,080
Speaker 1: I appreciate you coming uh to rock with me on

1571
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:10,280
Speaker 1: the podcast. I wish you guys both success. Watch out

1572
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:13,599
Speaker 1: for the Scandinavian women, watch out for the Scandinadian hot dogs.

1573
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:16,120
Speaker 1: Keep killing it, keep doing your thing, and just you know,

1574
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:18,920
Speaker 1: keep being fluffy. Man. You make people happy. And I

1575
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:21,680
Speaker 1: really like talk to and I love the way you

1576
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:24,400
Speaker 1: look at things. I respect. Thank you. All Right, you guys,

1577
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:26,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find that feral cat for you. Go get

1578
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:27,880
Speaker 1: what watch We're gonna go out time. We're gonna find

1579
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:32,880
Speaker 1: some fucking cats, iron wrap or stereo podcast. All right,

1580
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,040
Speaker 1: it's time. It's time to do this. It's time to

1581
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:38,320
Speaker 1: do this. We're going to play a great game, a

1582
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:42,559
Speaker 1: great game of sick fuck of the Week or beyond.

1583
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:47,240
Speaker 1: Now I heard a little echo there. We're going to

1584
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:50,160
Speaker 1: play Sick Funk of the Week or Beyond with Judge

1585
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:55,439
Speaker 1: Dean Collins. We have a potpourri of all sorts of

1586
01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 1: sick Fox and we're gonna get right down to business.

1587
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:01,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to everything gool thing that's on the docket.

1588
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,160
Speaker 1: Judge Dean Collins will decide is it a sick fuck?

1589
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:09,599
Speaker 1: Are they beyond sick Fox? Let's bring in Judge Dean Collins.

1590
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:15,320
Speaker 1: Let me get a round of applause. Okay, here we go.

1591
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:21,559
Speaker 1: It's another episode of Sick Fuck of the Week or Beyond.

1592
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:28,880
Speaker 1: Echo will not go away with Judge Dean Collins. Hello Michael,

1593
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm glad to be back. Thank you for joining us.

1594
01:26:31,439 --> 01:26:35,240
Speaker 1: Judge I know your time is very uh busy or

1595
01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:39,120
Speaker 1: busy person, very very tight. You're you're a judge, Um,

1596
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:41,559
Speaker 1: you don't just work here at the Iron Rap Coors

1597
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:45,040
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast case by case and but I'm happy to

1598
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,880
Speaker 1: be here. You sound real calm today. Yeah, I'm chill.

1599
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm just very zen mood. Why I'm not gonna lie.

1600
01:26:51,439 --> 01:26:54,360
Speaker 1: Actually smoked a little bit before before today's podcast. So

1601
01:26:54,479 --> 01:26:58,960
Speaker 1: you're you're you're you're a high judge. You're a judge.

1602
01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:02,120
Speaker 1: It's actually well legal out in California. So I mean,

1603
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm not a high judge. I wouldn't say I'm high.

1604
01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:08,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say, oh, I'm hi. May sound chill. How

1605
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:11,360
Speaker 1: did you get your How did you get your plant? Oh? Well,

1606
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,040
Speaker 1: I get the plant. And you're supposed to call them flowers.

1607
01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:16,040
Speaker 1: By the way, don't say, you know, where do you

1608
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:17,800
Speaker 1: get your weed? Like when you go to the weed

1609
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:20,080
Speaker 1: place to refer to it as exactly it's not the

1610
01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:22,439
Speaker 1: weed place. You could call it the flower store now, um,

1611
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:24,599
Speaker 1: but it's not the flowers. So everybody knows the fucking

1612
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,599
Speaker 1: weed joint. It's a dispensary that sells weed. That's how

1613
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:29,519
Speaker 1: I feel. But I went in they get offended if

1614
01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:33,599
Speaker 1: you say you're they're very very touchy with the use

1615
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:35,519
Speaker 1: of the word weed or you know, they say use

1616
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:40,559
Speaker 1: bud or use flower and blood sounds sketchiest blood sound definitely,

1617
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,400
Speaker 1: that sounds really sketchy to me. But you know, I

1618
01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:46,040
Speaker 1: haven't really been in the game, um for that long

1619
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:49,479
Speaker 1: since it's been legalized now out here in California. And

1620
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:52,960
Speaker 1: I went in with an old wreck. Uh what's a wreck?

1621
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:56,360
Speaker 1: It's like um paperwork that says even a recommendation, recommendation

1622
01:27:56,840 --> 01:27:59,800
Speaker 1: from the doctor from don't talk short short form because

1623
01:27:59,840 --> 01:28:02,760
Speaker 1: now everybody list is a world where everybody's living in

1624
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:04,720
Speaker 1: a state they're not used to that cow that l

1625
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:08,280
Speaker 1: a weed, well, that terminology of like you know, like

1626
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:14,400
Speaker 1: legalized weed terminology like my rack, my new Sorry, I'll yeah,

1627
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:16,760
Speaker 1: I'll explain those those types of things, because now you're

1628
01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:19,200
Speaker 1: starting to sound like you're fucking high. No, man, don't

1629
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:21,360
Speaker 1: get that into my head. I feel I'm feeling good.

1630
01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:23,720
Speaker 1: I don't need a stress. But no. I walked into

1631
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:26,000
Speaker 1: this place and they said, you just show me your

1632
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,280
Speaker 1: California I d you don't have to sign up for

1633
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:31,080
Speaker 1: any paperwork, you don't have to give me. That's it.

1634
01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:33,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's it, Like yeah, I mean

1635
01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:35,800
Speaker 1: it was. It was incredible. And I walked in, I

1636
01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:39,400
Speaker 1: got the quote unquote flower and I walked out. Did

1637
01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:42,559
Speaker 1: you say what kind of flowers you say you got?

1638
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:44,160
Speaker 1: I let them correct me. I'll just be like what

1639
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:47,200
Speaker 1: kind of Yeah, Like, what's what's the best strain you have?

1640
01:28:47,439 --> 01:28:50,040
Speaker 1: So what'd you walk away with today? I walked away

1641
01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:52,799
Speaker 1: with something called Jackie. Oh that JACKIEO. I was smoking

1642
01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:54,720
Speaker 1: that onassis. Does that make you feel like you got

1643
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:58,760
Speaker 1: your head blown off. That that that's a little too

1644
01:28:58,840 --> 01:29:04,040
Speaker 1: soon from me. I understand. I understand. Maybe that's that's

1645
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:06,960
Speaker 1: what they were going for to unintentionally. I didn't think

1646
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:08,840
Speaker 1: about it like that until you said it. But I

1647
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:10,640
Speaker 1: have to say it does make me uncomfortable when you

1648
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:13,000
Speaker 1: say saying to Jack, yo, that's the first thing, like

1649
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:15,160
Speaker 1: maybe it makes you feel like you just got your

1650
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:18,120
Speaker 1: head blown off. I'm in a very zen mode, like

1651
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:20,439
Speaker 1: I just told you, so it's complete opposite. Maybe they

1652
01:29:20,479 --> 01:29:23,439
Speaker 1: were being ironic. I don't know, like like that gorilla glue,

1653
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,320
Speaker 1: you know that that's not like you're like I justure

1654
01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:29,880
Speaker 1: like me, like being fucking stuck to a couch, like

1655
01:29:30,479 --> 01:29:34,919
Speaker 1: like just not being like certain weed streams or flowers

1656
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,200
Speaker 1: as they call they name. If you like Charlie Sheen.

1657
01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:39,519
Speaker 1: They have Charlie Sheen. They did when that was the

1658
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,479
Speaker 1: whole thing, you know, and that was like you go,

1659
01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:45,400
Speaker 1: that tiger's blood, that's right, that goofy grapes still do

1660
01:29:45,479 --> 01:29:47,280
Speaker 1: they have that? They have that? They got that tiger

1661
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:51,439
Speaker 1: woods where you being uh being too faithful to your girl.

1662
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:56,599
Speaker 1: That's like fun. We that's that fun. It's like exactly Okay. Anyway,

1663
01:29:56,680 --> 01:29:58,200
Speaker 1: so it's been Yeah, it's been good. I feel good.

1664
01:29:58,240 --> 01:30:01,040
Speaker 1: All right, cool, we'll listen. Uh. You know the name

1665
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:03,599
Speaker 1: of the show. Uh, it's sick Funk of the Week

1666
01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:07,080
Speaker 1: or Beyond for new listeners of the Iron Wrappers Stereo podcast,

1667
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:10,200
Speaker 1: and I suspect there are many, many many. UM I

1668
01:30:10,439 --> 01:30:13,519
Speaker 1: present a sick Funk of the week. Six Funk of

1669
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:15,800
Speaker 1: the Week is is an award that has earned, not given.

1670
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:18,240
Speaker 1: It is an award that has earned, not given. By

1671
01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:22,640
Speaker 1: presenting it today, Uh to Special Judge Dean Collins, overruled

1672
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:26,160
Speaker 1: what do you eat too? No, I actually don't know

1673
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:27,439
Speaker 1: what that means, but I just wanted to say it

1674
01:30:27,479 --> 01:30:30,960
Speaker 1: sound good. Listen, listen, listen, listen, because that's what we

1675
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:35,200
Speaker 1: say judges. Okay, I'm explaining the rules of the list continues.

1676
01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:37,960
Speaker 1: Do they come in gross each week? UM? I present

1677
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:42,639
Speaker 1: the case, all the cases on the docket to Judge Collins,

1678
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:45,960
Speaker 1: and he will say that is yes, a standard classified

1679
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:49,040
Speaker 1: sick funk or this person is beyond. They are beyond

1680
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:52,760
Speaker 1: the threshold of what we could tolerate and accept as

1681
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:54,880
Speaker 1: an award. Winning six funk is the weekend. They are

1682
01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:56,760
Speaker 1: beyond the sick Funk of the week and then the

1683
01:30:56,840 --> 01:30:59,280
Speaker 1: gavel sound will go down. As you can hear right

1684
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:01,960
Speaker 1: now to hear a gavel sound, I'm just doing a game.

1685
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:05,160
Speaker 1: I have a gavel that I'm doing. When you when

1686
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:09,640
Speaker 1: you bang your gavelet sounds like this like okay, So

1687
01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:15,320
Speaker 1: Judge Collins first up on the docket for today. Um,

1688
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:17,240
Speaker 1: this is a former sick Funk of the weekend. I

1689
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:20,040
Speaker 1: just wanted to do a quick update. Uh the science

1690
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:24,559
Speaker 1: teacher in Idaho who fed a puppy I've heard about

1691
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:28,760
Speaker 1: this man to a snapping turtle full of students. He's

1692
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:31,000
Speaker 1: a science teacher. He he took a puppy and fed

1693
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:34,000
Speaker 1: it to a snapping turtle as a science experiment. He

1694
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:40,080
Speaker 1: has been charged faces misdemeanor accounts of animal cruelty and

1695
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:42,280
Speaker 1: I just wanted to give an update on him. Uh.

1696
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:46,040
Speaker 1: Three months after the incident. It's sparked a national uproar.

1697
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:49,280
Speaker 1: He has been charged. Uh he might face right now

1698
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:51,680
Speaker 1: six months in jail and it could be fined up

1699
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:55,040
Speaker 1: to five thousand dollars for feeding a puppy to a

1700
01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:58,960
Speaker 1: snapper turtle in in a room full of students. Yeah,

1701
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:01,360
Speaker 1: I mean, Michael, this is Uh, this is a case

1702
01:32:01,479 --> 01:32:03,760
Speaker 1: that sounds very familiar to me. But then I go

1703
01:32:03,840 --> 01:32:05,640
Speaker 1: back to the other six funks that we've had on

1704
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:07,880
Speaker 1: uh in this court and it kind of reminds me

1705
01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:10,759
Speaker 1: of the raccoons being drowned by one of the teachers.

1706
01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:13,719
Speaker 1: I think she she had all the students drowned the raccoons.

1707
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:16,320
Speaker 1: This is a very similar case. UM, so I'm gonna

1708
01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:18,599
Speaker 1: have to kind of look at it in a similar light.

1709
01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:21,000
Speaker 1: I I believe with that case, I said six funk

1710
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,840
Speaker 1: of the week. Uh, it's gonna it's gonna have to

1711
01:32:22,880 --> 01:32:26,240
Speaker 1: be another sick fuck of the week with this case. Um.

1712
01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:28,200
Speaker 1: But if we get another one of these things where

1713
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:31,800
Speaker 1: teachers are having their students drown certain animals or feed them,

1714
01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:33,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to I'm gonna have to say, there's

1715
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:35,720
Speaker 1: going to be the beyond category coming up. But I

1716
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:38,080
Speaker 1: want this out of my courtroom. Uh, and I'm just

1717
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:41,000
Speaker 1: gonna hit case closed. The six funk of the week. Okay. Well,

1718
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:47,200
Speaker 1: A Michigan State physicist, A Michigan State physicist, this is

1719
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:50,559
Speaker 1: like a respect it sounds really smart. Intelligent person obviously

1720
01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:55,479
Speaker 1: has been charged by the Attorneys General Offices Office of

1721
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:58,439
Speaker 1: the State of Michigan. Again, this is a guy like

1722
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:02,760
Speaker 1: that sounds like a high prestige job assist at Michigan State.

1723
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:05,599
Speaker 1: Like people are there trying to learn about whatever they

1724
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:08,439
Speaker 1: can be a physicist at Phoenix College out in Arizona.

1725
01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:14,040
Speaker 1: You're your genius. It still sounds good. Joseph Hatley, fifty one,

1726
01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:18,640
Speaker 1: faces up to fifteen years in prison if convicted. He

1727
01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:22,080
Speaker 1: has been convicted on the crime is called beast reality.

1728
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:27,840
Speaker 1: This gentleman allegedly penetrated a dog with both his hand

1729
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:32,040
Speaker 1: and his penis. Uh, the court if you look at him,

1730
01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:34,679
Speaker 1: doesn't look like you're conventional sick funk of the week.

1731
01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:37,000
Speaker 1: It kind of looks like a physicist. Guy does doesn't

1732
01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:38,880
Speaker 1: look I wouldn't say he's on the side of like, Oh,

1733
01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:41,240
Speaker 1: that's definitely your your sick funk of the week, your

1734
01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:44,400
Speaker 1: typical sick funk of the week. Um charges could face

1735
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:47,360
Speaker 1: fifteen years in the can for having his way with

1736
01:33:47,439 --> 01:33:50,599
Speaker 1: a dog with both his hand. And I don't need

1737
01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:52,360
Speaker 1: to hear any more, Michael, I'm just gonna go ahead

1738
01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:55,240
Speaker 1: and and and give my sentencing now. Um, this is

1739
01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:57,880
Speaker 1: a beyond sick funk of the week to me to

1740
01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:01,360
Speaker 1: tell you, UM is it dog person. No, I'm not

1741
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:03,280
Speaker 1: a dog person. You know, I'd like to keep my

1742
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:05,439
Speaker 1: personal details out of the courtroom. You know, I do

1743
01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:07,720
Speaker 1: have a cat, but I do respect dogs a lot,

1744
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:10,840
Speaker 1: and I actually enjoyed their company sometimes. Um, but I

1745
01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:13,040
Speaker 1: would like to say that this is a beyond. He's

1746
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:15,400
Speaker 1: not feeding it to another animal, he's not having kids

1747
01:34:15,479 --> 01:34:17,799
Speaker 1: do it for him. This is a guy who doesn't

1748
01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:20,439
Speaker 1: look like you're conventional sick funk of the week, and

1749
01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:25,240
Speaker 1: that makes me very alarmed. Um. In Dallas Mary Harrison,

1750
01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:30,280
Speaker 1: Mary Harrison who looks kind of like a sick fuck. Um,

1751
01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,400
Speaker 1: and her husband was definitely a sick funck. And this

1752
01:34:33,479 --> 01:34:36,439
Speaker 1: is a two part once you gotta listen. Mary Harrison

1753
01:34:36,479 --> 01:34:40,680
Speaker 1: of Dallas, Texas shot and killed her husband. Now I

1754
01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:42,760
Speaker 1: wouldn't bring that up if there wasn't a twist here.

1755
01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm ready for the twist. The reason the straw that

1756
01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:48,679
Speaker 1: I broke the camel's back for Mary Harrison, who's forty

1757
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:52,960
Speaker 1: seven years old, to shoot and kill her husband is

1758
01:34:53,040 --> 01:34:57,600
Speaker 1: because her husband was beating the family cat. Now this

1759
01:34:57,800 --> 01:35:03,080
Speaker 1: is tricky here is yes, is the husband a sick fuck? Uh?

1760
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:07,160
Speaker 1: Where do we stand here? Yes? Um, I will look

1761
01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:11,560
Speaker 1: the fact is the husband. His name is Barry. Yes, no, no,

1762
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:14,000
Speaker 1: her name is Mary, and I don't know, I don't

1763
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:18,160
Speaker 1: know what the poor ba So this Marry and Barry. Um,

1764
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:22,040
Speaker 1: obviously it's a fucked up family situation that dynamics crazy

1765
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:24,280
Speaker 1: in that house. I'm gonna go ahead and hand Barry

1766
01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:27,040
Speaker 1: the sick Funk of the Week sentencing. Uh it's a

1767
01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:29,559
Speaker 1: shame what happened to him at the end. His time

1768
01:35:29,680 --> 01:35:32,679
Speaker 1: was up and it expired clearly. But he was beating

1769
01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:37,360
Speaker 1: this poor fucking this cat and uh, um, you know,

1770
01:35:39,439 --> 01:35:42,080
Speaker 1: or should she be? I think I'm gonna have to

1771
01:35:42,160 --> 01:35:45,360
Speaker 1: give this one a self defense verdict in so I'm

1772
01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:48,040
Speaker 1: gonna she was defending the cat. She was, but I'm

1773
01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:49,800
Speaker 1: still gonna put her in a sick Funk of the

1774
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:52,960
Speaker 1: Week category. But it was self defense partly. And I'm

1775
01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:55,320
Speaker 1: just gonna have to say overturned on this one. Please

1776
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:59,160
Speaker 1: give me the next case. Okay, no problem. This is

1777
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:02,280
Speaker 1: a potential sick funk of the week on the loose.

1778
01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:06,760
Speaker 1: On the loose, this guy hasn't been found. But in mean,

1779
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:10,680
Speaker 1: you know, means like sort of a progressive state, very

1780
01:36:10,720 --> 01:36:13,160
Speaker 1: forward thinking, but there's an old school regime out there.

1781
01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:17,639
Speaker 1: Bald eagle, the animal that's the symbol of America. Bald eagle.

1782
01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:21,400
Speaker 1: This is also a rare species. They're not like fucking pigeons.

1783
01:36:21,439 --> 01:36:24,760
Speaker 1: They're not everywhere. If you see a bald eagle, Holy set,

1784
01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:28,040
Speaker 1: that's a fucking bald eagle. Like, get the funk out

1785
01:36:28,080 --> 01:36:29,439
Speaker 1: of the way, you want to get a pitch. They're

1786
01:36:29,439 --> 01:36:34,559
Speaker 1: disgusted bald eagles. Like a bald eagle. Some animal, uh

1787
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:37,439
Speaker 1: shot and killed a bald eagle which they said was

1788
01:36:37,479 --> 01:36:40,560
Speaker 1: that close range and left it in a bucket on

1789
01:36:40,680 --> 01:36:43,960
Speaker 1: a dirt road, and main officials are offering a reward

1790
01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:47,840
Speaker 1: to find the birds killer. When they find this guy

1791
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:51,840
Speaker 1: who shot and killed the symbol of America, the bald eagle,

1792
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:56,280
Speaker 1: a rare species. Where are you lining this guy out?

1793
01:36:57,680 --> 01:37:01,840
Speaker 1: Where do you see this? If they find this killer? Yes, well,

1794
01:37:01,840 --> 01:37:04,160
Speaker 1: I would hope that if they found the killer, he

1795
01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:07,040
Speaker 1: would be coming to my courtroom and I could give

1796
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:11,479
Speaker 1: this verdict myself in person. I'm gonna have to say, um,

1797
01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:14,360
Speaker 1: I just have a question for you. Did he shoot

1798
01:37:14,439 --> 01:37:17,800
Speaker 1: the bird in close proximity and then kindly put him

1799
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:20,120
Speaker 1: in the bucket and and put him on on a

1800
01:37:20,280 --> 01:37:22,120
Speaker 1: display for the world to say no, it was like

1801
01:37:22,520 --> 01:37:24,599
Speaker 1: hiding it. But they said it was like shot at

1802
01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:27,080
Speaker 1: close range, which I would say. I'm not a weapon's expert,

1803
01:37:27,320 --> 01:37:29,000
Speaker 1: and if we need to bring it as we don't

1804
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,800
Speaker 1: need to bring anybody in. I'm just gonna go ahead

1805
01:37:30,840 --> 01:37:33,559
Speaker 1: and say this. You fucking killed the symbol of America.

1806
01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:36,040
Speaker 1: You didn't eat it. It wasn't like you killed it.

1807
01:37:36,200 --> 01:37:38,360
Speaker 1: You wanted to cook it and you were starving it was.

1808
01:37:38,479 --> 01:37:40,280
Speaker 1: It wasn't a poor homeless man that needed it to

1809
01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:44,120
Speaker 1: survive for his remaining hours. But this piece of ship didn't.

1810
01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:47,120
Speaker 1: He didn't kill a pigeon. But I'm still gonna have

1811
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:49,280
Speaker 1: to say it's a sick funk of the week. I

1812
01:37:49,439 --> 01:37:52,519
Speaker 1: cannot go beyond because it's a staple of America. I

1813
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:55,360
Speaker 1: can't go beyond. But but you're a sick funk for

1814
01:37:55,439 --> 01:37:58,080
Speaker 1: not eating the goddamn thing. At least eat the fucking thing.

1815
01:37:58,600 --> 01:38:01,439
Speaker 1: Can you eat eagle? I don't. Are people eat dogs

1816
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:04,479
Speaker 1: and fucking cats in China and this and that? If

1817
01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:07,920
Speaker 1: you know, if you're fucking provide for your family meal,

1818
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:10,519
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, all right, Well, this is a

1819
01:38:10,680 --> 01:38:14,879
Speaker 1: case in Nashville, Tennessee, where I think these these gym workers.

1820
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, is this a new case? Can I ask

1821
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:20,160
Speaker 1: you then? Before that? What's next on the docket, Michael,

1822
01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:24,559
Speaker 1: you just wanted to say docket. Well, okay, what's next

1823
01:38:24,640 --> 01:38:28,599
Speaker 1: on the docket is in Nashville, Tennessee police are looking

1824
01:38:28,680 --> 01:38:30,280
Speaker 1: for a man. These are two men that worked in

1825
01:38:30,360 --> 01:38:34,559
Speaker 1: a gym, like a local gym, a fitness center, balanced training,

1826
01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:37,320
Speaker 1: you know, balance training and bell Mead galleria shop. It's

1827
01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:41,160
Speaker 1: in a fucking shopping ball. Okay, yeah, okay in Tennessee. UH,

1828
01:38:41,439 --> 01:38:48,120
Speaker 1: one worker, Dominique Mitchell Machelli is looking for Uh. He's

1829
01:38:48,160 --> 01:38:52,240
Speaker 1: on the loose. He got into a beef over some weights,

1830
01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:55,200
Speaker 1: um and and some paranoia in the gym, and these

1831
01:38:55,240 --> 01:38:58,840
Speaker 1: guys were both apparently pumped up. Uh, dominic who's on

1832
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:01,919
Speaker 1: the run. He's on the lamb, chased and wind up stabbing,

1833
01:39:02,280 --> 01:39:05,840
Speaker 1: not fatally, with a hatchet around the gym. He so

1834
01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:07,720
Speaker 1: he just imagine you're in the gym and one guy

1835
01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:09,960
Speaker 1: is chasing another guy with a fucking hatch. So where's

1836
01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:12,439
Speaker 1: the hatchet? Because because you're wearing shorts you're working out,

1837
01:39:12,560 --> 01:39:14,680
Speaker 1: where where do you hide something like? I I don't know,

1838
01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:17,639
Speaker 1: but he chased the guy around the gym. Uh stabbed

1839
01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:20,280
Speaker 1: the guy stabbed him in his abdomen, and he stabbed

1840
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:23,439
Speaker 1: him in his arms, obviously Dominic Mitchelli, who again is

1841
01:39:23,479 --> 01:39:25,920
Speaker 1: on the run, and by the looks of things, he

1842
01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:28,360
Speaker 1: looks like a sick fuck. He doesn't look like you're

1843
01:39:28,439 --> 01:39:30,800
Speaker 1: you know, like right away sick when he looks like

1844
01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:32,479
Speaker 1: the type of guy he's got, like the five o'clock

1845
01:39:32,560 --> 01:39:34,479
Speaker 1: shadow that looks like it could have been filled in

1846
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:36,439
Speaker 1: with a little bit of shoe policy. And he's got

1847
01:39:36,479 --> 01:39:38,720
Speaker 1: those weird beady eyes, and he's got glasses with a

1848
01:39:38,760 --> 01:39:41,280
Speaker 1: little tint it just he doesn't always have to. The

1849
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:45,080
Speaker 1: eyes are definitely uh window, the window to the soul,

1850
01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:47,840
Speaker 1: obviously for sure. Um, this is this is you know,

1851
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:49,640
Speaker 1: to the gym, you pumpire, I do. And I have

1852
01:39:49,720 --> 01:39:51,200
Speaker 1: to tell you, Michael, when you told me about the

1853
01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:53,800
Speaker 1: gym situation with the hacketting, and I'm picturing other people

1854
01:39:53,840 --> 01:39:56,000
Speaker 1: on the treadmill looking, you know, they're watching their news

1855
01:39:56,080 --> 01:39:58,599
Speaker 1: on the screen, and then you see hatchet fucking guy

1856
01:39:58,720 --> 01:40:00,759
Speaker 1: coming over here. I mean, this is that the Texas

1857
01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:03,920
Speaker 1: chainsaw massacre. This is a family friendly Jim to me,

1858
01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:06,840
Speaker 1: this could be made into a horror film. Considering he's

1859
01:40:06,880 --> 01:40:09,720
Speaker 1: still on the run. Um the fact that you said

1860
01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:12,639
Speaker 1: his name was Dominique or Dominic Dominic. I'm not gonna

1861
01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:16,280
Speaker 1: put him on because I was gonna say if the

1862
01:40:16,320 --> 01:40:18,400
Speaker 1: human eye saying, if you don't put that on the

1863
01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:20,639
Speaker 1: human eye, I wouldn't. I'm gonna have to go ahead

1864
01:40:20,720 --> 01:40:25,760
Speaker 1: and uh, look he didn't fatally stab him. Correct. Um,

1865
01:40:26,640 --> 01:40:28,280
Speaker 1: I know where this is going. I don't know if

1866
01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:30,320
Speaker 1: I want to give him points for having a hatchet

1867
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:32,000
Speaker 1: to begin with, to bring to the gym. That's that

1868
01:40:32,040 --> 01:40:34,240
Speaker 1: takes a lot of courage in itself. Um, I don't

1869
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:36,760
Speaker 1: know where you put a hatchet. Um, So that's a

1870
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:38,800
Speaker 1: very those are I just have a lot of I

1871
01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:43,160
Speaker 1: guess I would say, I'd say, sick, judge, I give

1872
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:47,760
Speaker 1: me the responsible if the sentence. Sometimes the judge, you

1873
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:49,880
Speaker 1: gotta think about the sentence. Throw I mean, this is

1874
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:52,080
Speaker 1: a man's life right here. Okay, I've not just fucking

1875
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:55,080
Speaker 1: giving out fucking coupons to get a free taco bell.

1876
01:40:55,439 --> 01:40:57,719
Speaker 1: All right, let me fucking think about his sentence. Because

1877
01:40:57,920 --> 01:40:59,519
Speaker 1: I have a little bit of respect for the guy.

1878
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:02,240
Speaker 1: So that's where it gets tricky. So I was close

1879
01:41:02,320 --> 01:41:04,000
Speaker 1: to overturning this one. But I'm gonna go ahead and

1880
01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:07,360
Speaker 1: say sick fuck in the week. Fine, but some credit

1881
01:41:07,640 --> 01:41:10,120
Speaker 1: for the fact that you snuck a hatchet into the gym. Okay,

1882
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:12,760
Speaker 1: fair enough. What's next on the dock at Michael? The

1883
01:41:12,880 --> 01:41:17,120
Speaker 1: next one is I try to stay impartial. I am

1884
01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:19,720
Speaker 1: the creator and and and uh, you know I am

1885
01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:22,439
Speaker 1: the generator of this. We don't hear that from I'm

1886
01:41:22,439 --> 01:41:23,760
Speaker 1: patting myself on the back. I know you are, but

1887
01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:25,280
Speaker 1: we can just get to the judge. You give it

1888
01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:30,960
Speaker 1: to the judge. Okay. A sick fuck dog breeder in

1889
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:42,120
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania sells dogs. Breeds dogs in Lancaster County sold dogs

1890
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:50,040
Speaker 1: to some customers that weren't barking a husky. They found

1891
01:41:50,080 --> 01:41:52,880
Speaker 1: that the dog had been illegally debarked, which I guess

1892
01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:56,280
Speaker 1: is a surgery you can do. When it was looked

1893
01:41:56,320 --> 01:42:01,639
Speaker 1: a little closer, this piece of ship dog breeder had

1894
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:07,080
Speaker 1: devocalized these dogs by sticking a pipe like object down

1895
01:42:07,160 --> 01:42:10,160
Speaker 1: their throat to damage their vocals. I would like to stop.

1896
01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:12,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any more of this. Um,

1897
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I like to keep my feelings out of

1898
01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:16,920
Speaker 1: the core room. I don't know this is a disgusting story.

1899
01:42:16,960 --> 01:42:19,519
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear anymore. Um, you provided me

1900
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:22,880
Speaker 1: with the evidence clearly. I'm ready for my sentencing. UM,

1901
01:42:23,080 --> 01:42:24,760
Speaker 1: this is gonna have to be a beyond sick funk

1902
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:28,040
Speaker 1: of the week to me, Michael, just hearing it horrified me. Uh.

1903
01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:33,000
Speaker 1: The fact that dogs can't talk in general is very

1904
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:35,800
Speaker 1: sad and and it's the one thing they have to

1905
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:38,400
Speaker 1: communicate is their bark, and you want to take that

1906
01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:41,920
Speaker 1: away from them. Um, you're like, you're you're the scum

1907
01:42:41,960 --> 01:42:43,800
Speaker 1: of the earth. I'm I have nothing more to say,

1908
01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:47,280
Speaker 1: but beyond sick of the week. I understand, I understand.

1909
01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:49,400
Speaker 1: I really don't like to hear that one. That's yeah,

1910
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:52,400
Speaker 1: the place has been rated and shut down. Three people

1911
01:42:52,439 --> 01:42:54,479
Speaker 1: have a lot of friends that have dogs. I'm not

1912
01:42:54,560 --> 01:42:57,400
Speaker 1: with Imagine if they did that to Wheezy. Wheezy is

1913
01:42:57,680 --> 01:43:01,479
Speaker 1: let's just say not the sharpest knife in the in

1914
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:04,840
Speaker 1: the in the shed. It's all about personality, the best personality,

1915
01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:08,160
Speaker 1: the most loving dog. Just greate, my dog has no

1916
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:12,000
Speaker 1: tricks to offer. Sitting and staying for about forty five

1917
01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:19,960
Speaker 1: seconds is a highlight, loving caring um emotionally totally like present,

1918
01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:23,680
Speaker 1: but you love your dog, love my dog, and my

1919
01:43:23,760 --> 01:43:26,720
Speaker 1: dog could bark, especially when there's trouble around, when there's

1920
01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:29,519
Speaker 1: people around the house, he barks. I'm gonna have to

1921
01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:33,479
Speaker 1: say this man uh an equivalent sentencing for what he

1922
01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:35,680
Speaker 1: did to the dog. He should be castrated. I think

1923
01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:39,040
Speaker 1: maybe we take your vocal cords out, take your fucking

1924
01:43:39,120 --> 01:43:41,479
Speaker 1: balls off wall, We take your vocal cords out, and

1925
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that lead pipe and I'm gonna shove

1926
01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:45,800
Speaker 1: it right up your fucking out. We put it right

1927
01:43:45,880 --> 01:43:47,519
Speaker 1: up your keyster. Yeah, I'll put it right up your

1928
01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:50,240
Speaker 1: fucking keyster. You fuck get out of my fucking courtroom.

1929
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:54,679
Speaker 1: I've heard enough evidence beyond sick moving on. Okay, finally, finally,

1930
01:43:54,720 --> 01:43:57,000
Speaker 1: and I want to thank the fans for sending it

1931
01:43:57,160 --> 01:43:59,880
Speaker 1: all of these sick fox Um. I want to thank

1932
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:02,200
Speaker 1: sick Funk of the Week Whisper. I want to thank

1933
01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:04,519
Speaker 1: all my Instagram DM which we did talk about the

1934
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:06,879
Speaker 1: Sick Fund in the week Whisper, and I never officially

1935
01:44:06,920 --> 01:44:10,080
Speaker 1: got an answer back because I had I had kind

1936
01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:12,720
Speaker 1: of brought up the point, um that you thought Mike

1937
01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:15,560
Speaker 1: the sick fun I thought Mike the sick fuck Whisperer

1938
01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:19,280
Speaker 1: may very well be a sick funk of the Week.

1939
01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:21,519
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's a candidate. Based on my

1940
01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:24,040
Speaker 1: experiences dealing with him, I don't think he is. I

1941
01:44:24,160 --> 01:44:25,720
Speaker 1: just think he's got a nose. I know. But there's

1942
01:44:25,760 --> 01:44:28,160
Speaker 1: a lot of people who go I I didn't see that.

1943
01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:30,360
Speaker 1: I didn't see them being the sick funck. But that

1944
01:44:30,560 --> 01:44:33,920
Speaker 1: makes them also a little bit. Listen, Mike, the sick

1945
01:44:33,960 --> 01:44:35,400
Speaker 1: funk of the Week whisper. I am not going to

1946
01:44:35,479 --> 01:44:37,519
Speaker 1: get in the way with your work and what inspires you.

1947
01:44:37,720 --> 01:44:40,639
Speaker 1: The guy's got a nose for sniffing out six Fox

1948
01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:44,320
Speaker 1: the Week and all the other people on on Instagram,

1949
01:44:44,520 --> 01:44:47,240
Speaker 1: d m. He could be a sick funk vigilante that's

1950
01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:50,080
Speaker 1: doing well for the community. I'm not gonna wrap back

1951
01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:55,200
Speaker 1: dud on Twitter than you appreciate every say Mike my man,

1952
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:58,000
Speaker 1: because then you have to say everybody's name, one person's name.

1953
01:44:58,360 --> 01:45:00,000
Speaker 1: The reason why I'm saying the sick funk of the

1954
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:03,559
Speaker 1: week whispered because he sends like he'll send me twelve

1955
01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:05,719
Speaker 1: in a clip and one day and I'm like wow,

1956
01:45:06,520 --> 01:45:09,120
Speaker 1: and they'll all be gold like straight up, like he

1957
01:45:09,160 --> 01:45:13,320
Speaker 1: can't disturb you though, like I'm not judging it, like,

1958
01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:15,240
Speaker 1: this isn't someone are you gonna take? Is he gonna

1959
01:45:15,240 --> 01:45:17,479
Speaker 1: meet your mom? Someday? I'm gonna have coffee with him.

1960
01:45:17,520 --> 01:45:19,000
Speaker 1: He makes me like I want I want to bring

1961
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:20,720
Speaker 1: like a third party if I have coffee with him

1962
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:22,560
Speaker 1: at first. At first, you definitely want to do that.

1963
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:25,599
Speaker 1: But it's neither here nor there. Um, But yeah, continue

1964
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,400
Speaker 1: to your show. So all right. The last case on

1965
01:45:29,439 --> 01:45:32,080
Speaker 1: the docket for today Sick Funk of the Week or

1966
01:45:32,120 --> 01:45:36,360
Speaker 1: Beyond and Spokane, Washington, a forty five year old man

1967
01:45:36,479 --> 01:45:41,560
Speaker 1: has been arrested and charged with animal cruelty. This is

1968
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:45,120
Speaker 1: an animal cruelty episode. Hey, I don't I just present.

1969
01:45:45,320 --> 01:45:48,559
Speaker 1: I just present the cases. This guy had broken up

1970
01:45:48,600 --> 01:45:52,040
Speaker 1: with his girlfriend. He had been harassing his girlfriend and

1971
01:45:52,160 --> 01:45:55,479
Speaker 1: to get back at her. This is this is bad.

1972
01:45:56,200 --> 01:46:01,400
Speaker 1: And my mom just had lastic surgery. Um, she's a

1973
01:46:01,479 --> 01:46:03,720
Speaker 1: horse person. She loves horses. You might want to cover

1974
01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:06,479
Speaker 1: your ears, mom. I know you just got your eyes fixed,

1975
01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:09,320
Speaker 1: but this might hurt your ears too. To get back

1976
01:46:09,439 --> 01:46:12,880
Speaker 1: at his girlfriend, this piece of ship cut off the

1977
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:17,639
Speaker 1: tail of her horse. The horse was in critical condition.

1978
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:21,960
Speaker 1: The horse wind up dying. He's a harasser and a horsetail,

1979
01:46:22,040 --> 01:46:26,280
Speaker 1: cut her offer your honor. And now he didn't give

1980
01:46:26,320 --> 01:46:28,960
Speaker 1: this horse a hair cut of the tail. He cut

1981
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:33,360
Speaker 1: the fucking tail, the whole tail off. I can't believe

1982
01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:35,720
Speaker 1: you're even having a think where this guy's gonna go.

1983
01:46:36,160 --> 01:46:38,519
Speaker 1: Just I need to know a little bit more about it.

1984
01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:41,320
Speaker 1: I just told you he and the girl were going

1985
01:46:41,400 --> 01:46:44,280
Speaker 1: through a breakup, he was horses and instead of like

1986
01:46:44,520 --> 01:46:47,920
Speaker 1: fucking her best friend or like you know, like you know,

1987
01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:51,160
Speaker 1: like doing something like a normal person might do, or

1988
01:46:51,240 --> 01:46:53,360
Speaker 1: like you know, writing a mean tweet about her, and

1989
01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:55,840
Speaker 1: then the horse died. Yes, he cut the tail off,

1990
01:46:56,040 --> 01:46:59,160
Speaker 1: killed the horse. Yeah, I got I. Wow, you're on

1991
01:46:59,240 --> 01:47:00,880
Speaker 1: the fence. I just don't know whether to do a

1992
01:47:00,960 --> 01:47:03,200
Speaker 1: beyond or a sick funk because I've given a lot

1993
01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:06,280
Speaker 1: of other animal cruelty sentencing out with sick fox. If

1994
01:47:06,320 --> 01:47:08,599
Speaker 1: you love an animal, you love an animal. But again,

1995
01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:10,400
Speaker 1: and I don't need to like put them on a

1996
01:47:10,479 --> 01:47:13,760
Speaker 1: mensroom scale, but we're going into like exotic animal. Okay, yes, yes,

1997
01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:17,519
Speaker 1: we're talking about the horse here. Um, I gotta tell you, Michael,

1998
01:47:17,600 --> 01:47:19,960
Speaker 1: this is a forty five year old This is forty

1999
01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:22,479
Speaker 1: five year old man. He should know better. You should

2000
01:47:22,560 --> 01:47:25,080
Speaker 1: know these things when you're five years old. You don't

2001
01:47:25,120 --> 01:47:28,479
Speaker 1: fucking hurt animals. There's nothing funny about it. Um, why

2002
01:47:28,479 --> 01:47:33,160
Speaker 1: are you laughing? I didn't call you your honor. I'm

2003
01:47:33,200 --> 01:47:35,840
Speaker 1: saying you call me your honor. I'm not laughing. That's

2004
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:39,519
Speaker 1: that jackie, jackie the jackie. Oh, leave that outside because

2005
01:47:39,560 --> 01:47:41,360
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with it. Uh, that should

2006
01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:44,040
Speaker 1: That's not admissible in my courtroom. Okay, fact that I

2007
01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:46,080
Speaker 1: was on that. Okay, So this guy in spoke, yes,

2008
01:47:46,200 --> 01:47:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hard his girlfriend and then really wanted to

2009
01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:50,360
Speaker 1: get back at her. And again he didn't want to

2010
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:52,680
Speaker 1: funk her best friend or even her sister, because you're

2011
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:54,840
Speaker 1: making me nervous here, call her names like oh you

2012
01:47:55,320 --> 01:47:57,720
Speaker 1: you bitch, or anything. You're making me nervous here. So

2013
01:47:57,760 --> 01:48:00,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go ahead and send him with

2014
01:48:00,479 --> 01:48:04,120
Speaker 1: the beyond sick. Fuck you took a breakup to fucking four. Okay,

2015
01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:06,679
Speaker 1: move on like a regular human being, or do something

2016
01:48:06,760 --> 01:48:09,360
Speaker 1: to yourself. You want to start cutting yourself, cut yourself.

2017
01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:11,719
Speaker 1: All right. We're not gonna fucking fault you for every buddy,

2018
01:48:11,880 --> 01:48:13,960
Speaker 1: but leave the goddamn horse out of it. All right,

2019
01:48:14,200 --> 01:48:17,800
Speaker 1: There you have it, from Judge Dean Collins. Uh, it's

2020
01:48:17,840 --> 01:48:20,799
Speaker 1: another episode of Sick Funk of the Week or beyond.

2021
01:48:21,479 --> 01:48:27,280
Speaker 1: I swear I just heard a nickel. All right, we're done,

2022
01:48:28,040 --> 01:48:32,160
Speaker 1: We're done. I want to thank Gabriel thanks for coming through.

2023
01:48:33,160 --> 01:48:35,519
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Thanks for rocking with me on the

2024
01:48:35,560 --> 01:48:39,640
Speaker 1: Iron rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Judge Dean Collins, thanks for

2025
01:48:39,760 --> 01:48:43,120
Speaker 1: rocking with me on the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. You

2026
01:48:43,240 --> 01:48:46,920
Speaker 1: know where to find us in premium, you know where

2027
01:48:46,920 --> 01:48:50,760
Speaker 1: to find us in prime time every Wednesday evening like clockwork,

2028
01:48:51,479 --> 01:48:54,200
Speaker 1: and of course Friday, we do the damn thing. We

2029
01:48:54,400 --> 01:48:58,040
Speaker 1: don't stop. We can't stop. Miles Jordan's take us out

2030
01:48:58,080 --> 01:49:00,559
Speaker 1: of here with a banger? What a smell record? Because

2031
01:49:00,600 --> 01:49:03,240
Speaker 1: this was a banger, This was a smacker. I am

2032
01:49:03,320 --> 01:49:04,759
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