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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way we want

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Speaker 2: to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim

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Speaker 2: and give us time and a terminal and gay. We

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Speaker 2: want to send you off InStyle. You wanna welcome you

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Speaker 2: back home?

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine? Malforn? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With?

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Speaker 3: Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: And this is Karen Coilgarove.

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Speaker 3: Hello, my friend Karen.

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Speaker 2: Hello Chris and Montana. How's it going?

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Speaker 3: I am in Montana? How did you know?

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Speaker 2: Wait? Should I not blow up your spot?

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Speaker 3: Is?

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Speaker 2: The children like to say?

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Speaker 3: You know it's okay. I think I'm safe here.

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Speaker 2: Knock knock, knock, knock knock.

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Speaker 3: You probably noticed all the brothers and sisters of your

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Speaker 3: painting that can that sounds weird?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think they're related. The related, it's it's.

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Speaker 1: All the cousins and the second cousins of my Pike

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Speaker 1: Pike Place painting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the extended farmers market acrylics. Yeah, I am at

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Speaker 3: my dad's and it's really comforting, and there's glasses in

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Speaker 3: every room.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know going blind could be so convenient.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you can get those glasses at any CVS.

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Speaker 1: You too, can live that way for not an expensive price.

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have three pair and I literally shove them

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Speaker 2: I've just been going through them, you snapping them right

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Speaker 3: I guess I gotta get a little carrying case, maybe

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Speaker 1: Pack, maybe immerse a man bag. You know what I

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Speaker 1: won't do postman satchel.

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Speaker 3: A chain around the what do you call that?

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Speaker 2: A pouch on a chain.

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Speaker 3: The glass when someone has them on the ready like

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Speaker 1: I thought we were still talking about different kinds of

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Speaker 1: purses for men.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I see, you mean like Libra serious lyby.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I think we just accidentally invented something.

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Speaker 3: It's a tiny purse that you wear like a medallion

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Speaker 3: around your neck.

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Speaker 2: That has to exist.

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Speaker 3: I meant to be not in the high fashion world.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think there's some that are like solid gold,

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Speaker 1: a really huge chain.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would be the best. This is

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Speaker 2: what I want for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Let's bring back the coin purse.

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Speaker 1: You know what my mom had that I really wish

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Speaker 1: just a little circle clock.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Such, I fully support that. Which and I used

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Speaker 3: to want a pocket watch, and that quickly got taken

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Speaker 3: over by not the hipster world, but like the steampunk

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Speaker 2: And yeah, you couldn't just have a pocket watch with

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Speaker 2: But look at these audio only Look at.

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Speaker 3: These fucking pants, Karen, Look at these Oh these pants.

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Speaker 2: Chris have new doctors. Let's see he's coming up in

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Speaker 3: Look at them close.

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Speaker 2: See the embroidered what are those American eagles.

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Speaker 3: Vacation jeep wagoneers with a canoe on top?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck? Yeah? What the fucking deed? Oh? Have

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Speaker 2: you been shopping at lban What is that?

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Speaker 3: You know what? That's a good guess. A long time ago,

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Speaker 3: my dad had a pair of Ralph Lauren khakis that

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Speaker 3: had just intermittently embroidered pheasants. I think, sure, yeah, And

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Speaker 3: I borrowed him and I was the hit of a wedding.

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Speaker 3: The bride almost left the groom for me. They were

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Speaker 2: They're gaunt.

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Speaker 3: No one, Ralph Lauren's not making them ll beans out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're too busy with their cars to worry about

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Speaker 1: embridered pants. Also, I think that look because J Crew

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Speaker 2: Been two thousand and nine.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, that's a guest just slightly over a decade ago.

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Speaker 2: It's just like it's not nostalgic yet. It's still dorky, right,

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Speaker 2: but these ones, I'm sorry to say that because you're

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Speaker 2: actually I just realized you're wearing the pants. Those ones

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Speaker 3: No, you, I knew that when you said it's still dorky.

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Speaker 3: You weren't talking because I saw your hair blow back

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Speaker 1: For my sued that they were at the jeep Wagoneers

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Speaker 2: Like, how long have you been? Okay, you very much?

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Speaker 3: You know exactly the brand of this company where I

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Speaker 3: That's one of the things they make, and pumpkins and

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Speaker 3: Everyone don't enable the cookies. They're watching it. I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: Oh I got you? Yeah, sorry they I thought that

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Speaker 3: No, I found this is a weird. There was this

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Speaker 2: It's just that's their merch can do you want to

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's I just can't remember his name. It's keeled

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Speaker 3: James Patrick. And these pants. I have a feeling I'm

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Speaker 3: people have been lowering their sunglasses. A group of construction

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Speaker 1: But they rubbed their hands together and they blew into

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Speaker 2: Because your embroidery inspired them to build.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and grow, it's inspirational. Have you purchased yourself any

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Speaker 3: People thought I was just now dealing with COVID. We

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Speaker 3: I think it's okay to admit that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, six goops of coffee.

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Speaker 1: And then I put in seven.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but not of New York, of Los Angeles.

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Speaker 3: She was of Los Angeles. Yes, Well, you don't know

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Speaker 3: They'd all be like, hey, a joke for a dollar.

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Speaker 3: there's a weird thing that happens. I think you will

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00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 3: be on board. It's it's people pay attention to a

447
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 3: guy with a mustache. I'm in a position of authority,

448
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:14,679
Speaker 3: and last time I was some bald face weakling. And

449
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 3: also I think I've been doing the big one is

450
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,119
Speaker 3: I've been doing stand up for a decade since I

451
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 3: was last there.

452
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a good one. That's good to keep in mind.

453
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I just did whatever did you actually

454
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: perform comedy with that hair?

455
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 2: The old hair? Oh yeah?

456
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,360
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I had the balls to do reggae

457
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 3: with it, wondering why it wasn't hitting so ironically.

458
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 2: You had juggler hair.

459
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: That's the thing is you were misguiding and misleading the

460
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: audience with your appearance, right and there. If you're I

461
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,439
Speaker 1: think we talked about this, but yeah, you can't. You

462
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 1: can't look funny.

463
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 3: You have to be funny, and honestly, you're right, and

464
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,880
Speaker 3: by that ration, I could also just have short hair

465
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 3: and no mustache. But whatever, it makes you somehow memorable.

466
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm doing it.

467
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 2: No, I mean I think that, I think the look aside.

468
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: I think just hair that isn't doing anything because unless

469
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: you're and I'm pretty positive you're not willing to do

470
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 1: a solid five minutes about.

471
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 2: How weird your hair is.

472
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 1: No, I'm not, so then the audience is confused, and

473
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: then they're then they're upset at you.

474
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Looks like Jane Wilder.

475
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:34,719
Speaker 3: Fuck Robert Downey Junior playing whatever it was, a silent

476
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 3: film actor, it doesn't matter, Albert Einstein, Charlie Chaplin, god

477
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 3: damn it. But no, it was. It was very fun

478
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,120
Speaker 3: and I started to feel like I know what I'm

479
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 3: doing again.

480
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 2: So that's good.

481
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 3: I'm going to Saint Louis and Indianapolis, all these places

482
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Speaker 3: I've never been great, and I'm excited because it's been

483
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 3: really fun. I was missing it doing stand up.

484
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet.

485
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: And also, you can now go having all these good

486
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: shows under your belt knowing that that whole idea you're

487
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 1: just making up stories of dads in the audience with

488
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: their arms crossed because it's mad that you didn't play sports.

489
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: No one knows what the fuck you did when you

490
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: were a child.

491
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 3: Stop it were the kind of dads. My dad's not

492
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 3: mad I didn't play sports.

493
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't give a shit.

494
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, most dads are at this point, like we tortured

495
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: ourselves with this. It's fine, keep moving. Most people at this.

496
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 2: Point, you know this.

497
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: They just want entertainment of any kind. Please let them

498
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 1: escape from the horror and their bank account and the

499
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: ship that they're going through in their own lives. Like,

500
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: it's not about your shit, it's about getting them away

501
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: from there.

502
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 3: You know what I used to do ten years ago

503
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 3: that all of us used to do when there was

504
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,919
Speaker 3: like an alt scene is try and be surreal and

505
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 3: obscure and absurd and they funny ideas that I liked

506
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 3: and try and sell them to a mainstream audience. But

507
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 3: now I'm having more fun just trying to think of

508
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 3: random things that are super relatable. And I didn't used

509
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 3: to do that, so I'm just have more relatable stuff.

510
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: It's been Also, the stand up comedy is so much

511
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 1: more widespread Now it's so much more of a shared language.

512
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 2: People aren't going there like, oh no, what this is?

513
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 2: What fuck you? Like that's the nineties.

514
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's PTSD from real club experience. These days, people

515
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: are going as like specified fans who are like, I'm

516
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: not spending forty random dollars, I'm going to see you

517
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: in particular.

518
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been great.

519
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: That's a huge difference. It's like that makes all the

520
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: difference in the world.

521
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are so many nice people coming now and

522
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 3: they all say hi to you, Hi, Hi, And then

523
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,679
Speaker 3: they're like, you should get her to do stand up.

524
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 3: You guys should do shows together, And I'm like, I, hey, look,

525
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,479
Speaker 3: it's okay if Karen doesn't want to do stand up,

526
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 3: that's what I tell them.

527
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: Yep, this is a separate conversation.

528
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,719
Speaker 3: But you and a yeah, yeah it is.

529
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 4: It is.

530
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 3: Let's talk about what's in the news sports.

531
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 1: My thing is I have to to do stand up

532
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: that like you haven't stopped doing it ever. I've stopped

533
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: and started so many times right that I don't I've

534
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: lost my actual personal train of thought, personal thread of

535
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: what I want to be talking about, and genuinely the

536
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: people I see doing it these days try so hard.

537
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 1: They they're so competitive, they're so in it to win it,

538
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: they're so smart.

539
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 2: Like it's just a different time.

540
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like it's a young man's game,

541
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: and there's all these people who are like, no, no, no,

542
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to you know, make my mark. So it's like,

543
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: go ahead, I don't care to talk about what we've

544
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 1: all observed this week.

545
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 2: I do it anyway. I'm so tired.

546
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 3: That's the other point that people don't realize. You have

547
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 3: a full time outlet that is very much going well

548
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 3: and is one hundred percent at your job. Why go

549
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,199
Speaker 3: back to the thing that you connect to struggling for

550
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 3: so many years.

551
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm also going to pick up a shift washing

552
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: some dishes. Yeah, because I might as well just keep

553
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: it real all the way around.

554
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

555
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 3: Remember back when you're at your dishwashing job and you

556
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 3: knew how could think how good you'd be at it?

557
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 2: Now go actually would I would?

558
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: I mean not to say that that's not true, because

559
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: it's a really hard job where you have to handle

560
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: really fucking hot water and hot dish washing. You know,

561
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: those those huge dish washers stuff. I couldn't do it.

562
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm being very cavalier right now, I could not do

563
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 1: that job. If the job was at a like one

564
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: of those tiny New York restaurants that has like eight tables,

565
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: I could do those dishes, because then I would be

566
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,199
Speaker 1: like doing dishes at my grandma's house on Thanksgiving. My

567
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: sister and I are very good at and it's so relaxing.

568
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: There's nothing I love more.

569
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 3: So if it was less of a restaurant more of

570
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 3: a food based art gallery, yes.

571
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: I can rinse out those plastic wine cups and I

572
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: can kind of like make sure the kitchen's clean in

573
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 1: a way that my favorite thing is just staying in

574
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: the kitchen during any party or event. That's my goal

575
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: and it's what I like to do best. And since

576
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 1: I can't cook, the way I keep my spot in

577
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: the kitchen is I do the dishes.

578
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 3: Did you ever do one of those dinner theater things.

579
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 3: I was going to do a dinner theater play of

580
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 3: something called David and Lisa, I think.

581
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 2: And we rehearsed it.

582
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 3: It was at the end of college, and I was like, wait,

583
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 3: people are eating during the whole time. I had anxiety

584
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 3: about it. And then the venue dropped out and then

585
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 3: I think I pretended to be dead and I didn't

586
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 3: answer my phone. I was so glad that I was

587
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 3: off the hook.

588
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: Dinner theater and all so murder mystery theater.

589
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: Like the month I started stand up, I immediately got

590
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: booked on a gig at a murder Mystery theater show.

591
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: And I had a handheld mic and I was just

592
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: standing in the middle of a room, turning in circles

593
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: because everyone was always behind me. It was like doing

594
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: a theater in the round.

595
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 3: And so like they turned the lights off and turn

596
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 3: them back on and be like, ha, everyone in here

597
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 3: is holding a knife. Was there like dinner joke? Butter was?

598
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: It was like a play itself.

599
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: And then it was almost like while they were eating,

600
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: take a break and watch the comedy stylings of and

601
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: so then it was it was awful.

602
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 3: There's nothing worse for comedy than food happening except that Largo. Somehow,

603
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 3: the old Largo, I don't know.

604
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: I yeah, I don't know how they manage that.

605
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: But I think just because that the room was pitch

606
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,479
Speaker 1: black and so you never really saw people eating, and

607
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: you didn't worry about them eating, didn't draw anything away.

608
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one thing. I forgot with because I was

609
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 3: at a comedy club for a few days in Philly,

610
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 3: and there is the check drop fifteen minutes when I'm

611
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 3: ramping up to try and get my conclusionary laughs. Everyone

612
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 3: was hunched over doing math, and I'm like, oh, I

613
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 3: forgot about the flaws with my job. No one's even listening.

614
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 3: They're worried about money.

615
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: You need to write a bit about that for that moment.

616
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 2: You're right, right, there's a niche that needs to be

617
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 2: filled there, right.

618
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 3: What would it be? Let's spitball it now?

619
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 2: All right?

620
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: But what if you started singing the Jeopardy question music

621
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: while they were doing it, and saying, I'm going to

622
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: put my act on pause and just give you background

623
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: audio so that you don't have to focus.

624
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 3: Just sit humming that song and going out to the

625
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 3: audience climbing under their tables, really freaking them out.

626
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: Or you can also be like, this will be the

627
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: question and answer perious.

628
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that is a good time to

629
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 3: field questions.

630
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: Just let the moment happen, guide the moment, host the moment,

631
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: and then once all the pens drop, boom, we're right

632
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: back to your mom and dad jerking off in the doorway.

633
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, I'm glad you bought that joke

634
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 3: up because it kind of doesn't work anymore. I have

635
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 3: a new comic.

636
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're not doing stuff like that. You know

637
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 2: a lot.

638
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 3: Fewer dick based jokes, not so much toilet based humor.

639
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 3: I have one bidet bit that does okay, but less graphic.

640
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: Do you want to roll it out in front of

641
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: the people who like you the most? Let your biggest

642
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: fans hear your beadet material and we can let you

643
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: know what we think.

644
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 3: Oh right now, yes, certainly not you just you just asked.

645
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: You just said you do comedy, tell me.

646
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 2: A jell me a joke about it, bidet.

647
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 3: That I wouldn't mind if I was on an air

648
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 3: plane and someone said, oh, you're a comedian, you've made

649
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 3: jokes about bidets. I would like that specific assignment.

650
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,479
Speaker 1: It would be like sometimes the water squirts right up

651
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: in you, right, so you just kind of start them off.

652
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 3: A little bit, just laughing because he's in the bidet

653
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: business and he's flying to some uh the Water in

654
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 3: your Ass festival in Vegas. It would be at the

655
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 3: Water in.

656
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 2: Your Ass festival is a bid day based festival. Yes,

657
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 2: but uh yeah, I.

658
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 3: Don't say when I'm golfing or I'm on a plane.

659
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 3: I just say I'm a graphic designer because I can

660
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 3: talk about that and it's so much easier.

661
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.

662
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 3: That's just maybe two follow up questions and they're back

663
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 3: at to me interviewing them about about uh you know,

664
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Speaker 3: h R.

665
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 2: The tables have turned.

666
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: You're like, where did you get your embroidered pants? See,

667
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: I think you're bordered pants phase is definitely based on

668
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: and influenced by your golf phase.

669
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 3: You know a little bit think so it is very Yeah,

670
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 3: it's more of an outdoors because these are flannel. You know,

671
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 3: they wouldn't be great for golf. They're not very breathable.

672
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 2: Oh they're pajama bottoms. They are.

673
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 3: If you saw them, if I took them off and

674
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 3: I showed you the liner to the pockets. They're handmade

675
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 3: in I think Vermont, very good quality. They're hardly pajamas wetpants.

676
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 3: They are corduroy slack dungarees and they're of the highest quality.

677
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 3: Did I mention they have an all over embroidered print

678
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 3: of miniatures. One of my favorite things, tiny little cars.

679
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: It's like wearing clothes and little toys at the same time.

680
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 3: I have micro machines all over my pants.

681
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: It's you're right back to your underrest days, and you

682
00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: couldn't be more.

683
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 2: You're clearly filled with a childlike Zober.

684
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 3: You'll keep going back to underwearing pajamas, Karen. I'm just

685
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 3: saying these are that I could wear these pants to

686
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 3: it to a high falutin business meeting with a suit

687
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 3: and a tie.

688
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: You said flannel, though, which kind of is more towards

689
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: a sheep's.

690
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Well, then I take back just about everything, actually,

691
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 3: including raising my voice because I meant the fucking word corduroy.

692
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 3: What is happening to me? Oh, look the entire pants.

693
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 3: They're very nicely made.

694
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 2: There's no flannel involved.

695
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 3: That's why you said pajamas. I'm like, why is she

696
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 3: attacking these nice corduroy pants because you're going in pajama

697
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 3: you're absolutely flannel. Good God, Like an angry bear in

698
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 3: a cave, I was jabbing you with a stick.

699
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me just tell you something now that

700
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 2: we're talking about flannel.

701
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 3: Do you they're really nice pants?

702
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 2: I believe you. I saw them stood up on a chair.

703
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 2: You like them so much?

704
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely I'm on your level with these pants. But

705
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: do you know that it's right now so freezing in

706
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: Los Angeles that I think it might be thirty five

707
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: degrees outside?

708
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, yes, okay, the whole world is so

709
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 3: messed up because of al Gore's invention. Yes, global warming

710
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 3: is that it is now colder in Los Angeles than

711
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 3: where I'm at in Montana.

712
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: Sorry, really quick, I'm exaggerating because it's really fifty two

713
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 1: here but the low, but the low is thirty seven,

714
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,760
Speaker 1: so it will be thirty seven tonight.

715
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is in the high twenties here and snowing,

716
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 3: so when I got here was warm. But it was

717
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 3: very warm in Philadelphia, where I expected it to be

718
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 3: a miracle on whatever street Christmas.

719
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: YYI.

720
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,959
Speaker 3: I know that's a New York film, but whatever. They're

721
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 3: interchangeable cities, not really one more, you're more likely to

722
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 3: get punched in Philly. Yeah, I'm not going to say which.

723
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 3: The people that live in New York and Philadelphia know

724
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 3: which one I'm talking about because they call it punchy town.

725
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 2: Philly is pretty punchy. Yeah, that's the right answer. Go Eagles.

726
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 3: Jesus, my joke about not liking the Eagles the band

727
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 3: almost got me.

728
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: Babu, what are you please? You're playing with fire there?

729
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: Don't you know that story?

730
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 2: I think it was Paul Tom because he used to

731
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 2: tell it because he's from Philly. Yeah.

732
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: The crowd that went out and tipped over, I think

733
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: it was quiet Riots tour bus. Yeah, I mean they

734
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: just don't fuck around. Those those fans are serious.

735
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 3: And the before anyone knew who Bill Burr was, he

736
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 3: had a viral in back in the pre viral on

737
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 3: YouTube video of him just being screamed at in him

738
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 3: just going.

739
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck you.

740
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 3: I hope y'all get cancer and stub your toes. And

741
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 3: I remember that was how everyone got to know him.

742
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 3: But no, Philly was the nicest. I loved it. Yeah,

743
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,959
Speaker 3: I had a great time. They were the sweetest audiences.

744
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 3: And I worked with these great comics. I and the

745
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 3: buildings are so old. It's like, is that where Ben

746
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 3: Franklin signed the declaration? You know, I didn't do a

747
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 3: lot of research, but there's all these old buildings.

748
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's some of the Constitution.

749
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: They're little shorties, like all the build everything's two stories

750
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: and the doorways are real small.

751
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, because people used to have little poliold legs. It's

752
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 3: just it's just the the building, the architecture alone. I

753
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 3: just walked around and I'm like, just looked at so

754
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 3: many gargoyles on the edges of built like, yeah, so old.

755
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 3: And then you go back to Los Angeles. I mean

756
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 3: there's some old buildings here in Montana, but not not

757
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 3: these buildings are a century older.

758
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 2: I mean I think there's a Mentocino farms down on

759
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 2: Ventura that's pretty old. It's been there for eighties.

760
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the one that yeah, before they renovated that

761
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 3: strip mall.

762
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's that's like the same.

763
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 3: It's nineteen nineties, caring, that's nineteen ninety, not eighteen nineties.

764
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 1: It's just I wanted you to get the update because

765
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: it was seventy for months, if not yours, and then

766
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, three days ago, some kind of

767
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: a storm rolled in.

768
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was insane rain. I caught some of it,

769
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 2: oh because you left.

770
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I came home for like twenty hours.

771
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: But it was just the weirdest, strongest, crazy, and there

772
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: was some swift water rescues that had to take place.

773
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: Every time this the La River goes from a trickle

774
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: to a raging torrent. People get caught in that river

775
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: and have to get rescued.

776
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 3: I of course have told you this, but this is

777
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 3: this is why we call this the Bringing Back the

778
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 3: Oldies podcast. When my brother in law, Mike, was teaching

779
00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 3: a swift water rescue class to the other fireman. As

780
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 3: he was teaching it, a man floated by in the

781
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 3: river yep, drowning, and he saved him.

782
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: I did tell you that several times, but I love

783
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: to hear it. Oh, I love to hear it every

784
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: time we celebrate Mike. That's Mike, you know what I mean.

785
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: Mike is the ultimate fireman. He's doing it, he's teaching it,

786
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 1: he reaches behind him and swift water rescues somebody.

787
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 2: He can do it all.

788
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 3: He always can tell you about the time he is

789
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 3: in a kayak and a fish jumped in and landed

790
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 3: in his lap and he held it up like he

791
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 3: just caught it for fishing.

792
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: Do you love Mike, Well, yeah, yeah, he's pretty great.

793
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, of course, yeah, he sounds like the best. Yeah.

794
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: First of all, he's in a kayak, which I always

795
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: respect automatically. People that go out of their way to

796
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: get like suctioned into a boat.

797
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 2: Those are brave people.

798
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: Those people that are like, I don't care if I

799
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: flip over and am held underwater by my own craft.

800
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm still going to do this.

801
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 2: Have you ever I uh no, I have kayakd never

802
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 2: ever would.

803
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 3: But just in a swimming pool, try and learn the role.

804
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to learn a role I would rather.

805
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,720
Speaker 3: Not otherwise you're in danger of drowning.

806
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 2: What do you just talk yourself to one side or

807
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: the other? Like, what do you do?

808
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 3: You have to involve the ore the paddle rather.

809
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 2: Yes, by what sticking it up out of the water, and.

810
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to force it force masure, you gotta

811
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 3: and then pop yourself back up.

812
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: You gotta do a barrel roll they call it. Have

813
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 2: you ever seen the movie Force Masure?

814
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 3: Is it about an avalanche, but more importantly about Yeah

815
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 3: I slept through that.

816
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 2: You have to rewatch it?

817
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 3: Okay at the halfway mark? Is it a real snooze fest?

818
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden it gets No.

819
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 2: The last way I was to describe that movie is

820
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 2: as a snooze fest.

821
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just kept waiting for the avalanche to come.

822
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 3: I saw that it was becoming a bad marriage movie

823
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 3: where she hates that he.

824
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I mean it's not It wasn't San Andreas.

825
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: He wasn't going to like ride the avalanche into you know,

826
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: the sea or anything.

827
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 2: That was just the exciting incident, right.

828
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 3: I thought it was an action movie, and I'm like, God,

829
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 3: this marriage needs to end.

830
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: She hates this guy and he needs to grab a

831
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 2: gun and run to the forest.

832
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: Action.

833
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 3: But when does the action start. I was just on

834
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 3: the heels of a bunch of Kurt Russell movies, and

835
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 3: I'm like, you call this an avalanche?

836
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 2: This really actually is.

837
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: You're right, that's the kind of thing that when you

838
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: base a movie around an avalanche, you can't blame people

839
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: for expecting action. And then if you send them into

840
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 1: just the slow creeping slide out of like love from

841
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: a relationship, that's it's a lot for people to take in.

842
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was.

843
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 3: It was just like that bad marriage movie with whatever

844
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 3: it was called, which one, oh, with that long faced

845
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 3: talented actor Pants Hall.

846
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 2: It's out of Driver Driver, the Driving Man.

847
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 3: Yes, it was a gritty divorce movie and they were

848
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 3: charges they're both so good in it, But that doesn't

849
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 3: mean it's kind of like Jimmy Hendrix music. Just because

850
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 3: I know there's talent there doesn't mean I have to

851
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 3: enjoy it.

852
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 2: I love Jimmy Hendrix. Hey, here's what I'll say about

853
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 2: this is you're exactly right. I've already suffered through a

854
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 2: bad marriage.

855
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go back and watch other people

856
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,760
Speaker 1: go what if it was like this? There's no value

857
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: in that in my life. If I've already kind of

858
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: suffered the sling s narrow, I have nothing to learn

859
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,959
Speaker 1: from a fake version of the thing. I went through

860
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: it very painfully, for real.

861
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 2: Exactly.

862
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 1: There's a movie called In the Bedroom starring Sissy Spasic,

863
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 1: and I believed the British actor Tom Wilkinson and their child,

864
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: their their adult son dies and then and I didn't.

865
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 1: I remember going with my boyfriend at the time, and

866
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: he it was just like one of those independent movies.

867
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 2: We were at the like one of those.

868
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: Indie movie houses, and I halfway through realized the whole

869
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: plot of this movie was about how a family copes

870
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: when someone dies unexpectedly.

871
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 2: And I was I turned him and.

872
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: I go, I don't need this I've already done this

873
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 1: a handful of times. In reality, Sissy Spasic can do

874
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: nothing for me that I don't haven't already done for

875
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: myself in this real situation. I don't need to watch

876
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: these people fucking fuck shit up. And it's all from

877
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 1: one guy's mind.

878
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 3: No, just because Sissy's Spasic is one of the funnest

879
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 3: names to say, according to linguists Karen A, it doesn't

880
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 3: mean I need it. Even my sister, when we were

881
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 3: towards the end end of dealing with our mom and Alzheimer's,

882
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 3: she made me watch this. She sent me a DVD

883
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 3: of a movie called Savages with Laura Lenny and Paul

884
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 3: and Philip Seymour Hoffman, who already makes me sad because

885
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 3: I was real sad when he died. And it is

886
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 3: just exactly the situation like a parent with Alzheimer's. But

887
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 3: you're off chasing her dreams, so you're not present and

888
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 3: there to deal with all the things, yes, that you

889
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 3: have to deal with, And I'm like, why are you?

890
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 2: Is this a message that why?

891
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 3: But it was a good movie, but it, yeah, I

892
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 3: don't need to go through it again.

893
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: Not good for your scenario, Not good for the reality

894
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: of your life. That was like when we went to

895
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: see The Notebook because we just thought it was a

896
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: rom com and then you know it's basically about a

897
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: woman with Alzheimer's and I was so devastated at the

898
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: end I couldn't leave the theater because I had to

899
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: sob it out for five minutes. I don't I'm not

900
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: going to go to the fucking AMC nineteen in Burbank

901
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: to cry my guts out.

902
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 2: That's not why I show up at a place like that.

903
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 2: I don't want that.

904
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: That's not the experience I'm looking for. Don't trick me

905
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: into having it.

906
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 3: I could watch it now, but yeah, I avoided watching

907
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 3: it forever because I thought The Notebook was about school

908
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 3: and I did bad in school.

909
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: Well.

910
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: Also, it leaves you dissatisfied in these ways. First of all,

911
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: you're being triggered by your own serious pain. Secondly, you're

912
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 1: watching someone. I'm watching people and criticizing their Alzheimer's acting,

913
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: whereas not really like that.

914
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 3: You know, it was really good. Just as a side note,

915
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 3: as Alzheimer's actor is John Lithgow in whatever Planet of

916
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 3: the Apes movie, where James Franco was in a lab

917
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 3: testing ape. I don't know the third whichever uh planet

918
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 3: the Apes movie. Uh, it just as a B or

919
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 3: C plot. His dad was John Lithgow and he had

920
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 3: Alzheimer's and that's what he was coming up with a medication.

921
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 3: So he then used on a gorilla that it turned

922
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 3: him into a high functioning warmonger. Whatever, but it was

923
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,919
Speaker 3: starting to work on John Lifthgow. So you saw him

924
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 3: declining and then having moments of clarity and it was no,

925
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 3: it was so good. He was so good John Lithgow. Hey,

926
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 3: I think he should be there first or second rock

927
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 3: from the Sun if the Sun is the ass.

928
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 2: It's really He's great, John, John Letkow. There are none

929
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 2: none higher, none better, truly legends, still doing it. Remember

930
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 2: him and Perry Perry Mason.

931
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 3: Hospital talking about him past tense but yeah.

932
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 2: Yeah because of that, because of Perry Mason. Yeah yeah, no,

933
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 2: all believed it that he died. No, he's so amazing.

934
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: But that's just like that fucking movie Awakenings, which is

935
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: one of the best movies I've ever seen.

936
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 2: It's based on a true story. You've got Robin Williams

937
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: playing a doctor.

938
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: You've got Robert de Niro, playing a child like a

939
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: patient with this strange shut in disease, the shut down

940
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 1: disease I should call it, because the shut in disease

941
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 1: is a different one.

942
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun to watch him do something like that.

943
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 2: And then they come to life.

944
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a fucking nightmare. This movie

945
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: is the saddest thing I've ever seen that, Like, this

946
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: is so awful, like what we're just all grieving this

947
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 1: saddest medical condition.

948
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 2: I always thought.

949
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 3: But I liked it, And I'm like, where's the scene

950
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 3: where he makes everyone laugh with his clown nose? And

951
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I'm thinking of Patch Adams.

952
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 2: That's Patch Adams.

953
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 3: But he's got the sort of oddly similar plot.

954
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 2: Though, well you know what it is.

955
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 1: He's in both Patch Adams and in Awakenings he's wearing

956
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: a white coat, and so then you go, I know,

957
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: I know what Robin's doing in this one.

958
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,760
Speaker 3: But then I can't remember in which of those movies

959
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 3: where he puts on a sweater vest and teaches those

960
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 3: boys poetry.

961
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 2: That's in a third option. Oh yes, and what's that called.

962
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: That's called that's called New England Porns, New England corn

963
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 2: for dinner Children of the New England corn. People talk

964
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 2: about that movie like it is the greatest thing, and

965
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, it has been making me cringe since nineteen

966
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:30,959
Speaker 2: eighty six.

967
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's all these real cheesy moments, like everyone stand

968
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 3: on the deck poetry.

969
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, I am I am him? No, I am him.

970
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 2: I just read Pablo Neruda. Sit down? So did everybody else?

971
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 2: Shut up?

972
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 3: Yeah that's that movie. That movie was riddled with some

973
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 3: real twenty year old thesbians.

974
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 1: If you ask my opinion, I don't like your intonation.

975
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: This reminds me a lot of when you yelled cut earlier.

976
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 2: Let's bring that back. Oh yeah, that.

977
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 3: Pazard drop into the sea bomb.

978
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 2: This is how we do it.

979
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: This is compelling podcasting done right.

980
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. We'll push buttons, maybe the wrong button, yeah, but

981
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 3: we push them at the right time.

982
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 2: That's right.

983
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: You're probably just trying to get your grandma to listen

984
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 1: right as Chris yelled the sea word.

985
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 2: Sorry, grandma, I'm not sold on it.

986
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 3: Although back in my day that was a compliment. Oh

987
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 3: I got a nice man to come from the neighboring

988
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 3: town and say I can see your breath through your bloomers,

989
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 3: And then he was your husband, whether you liked it

990
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 3: or not, and scene and scene. One time, when I

991
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 3: first moved to La someone i think the street is

992
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 3: called Seward. It's not Seaword.

993
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 2: No, it's not Seaward.

994
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 3: Because someone was giving me directions because I didn't have

995
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 3: my Thomas Guide right or my map Quest print out.

996
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 3: Someone said, take a ride on Seaward Street and I

997
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 3: was like, hold on, hold on, there's a street in

998
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 3: Los Angeles.

999
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 2: I said it again.

1000
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 3: That's twice in one episode.

1001
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: That's one too many times. I think the first time

1002
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: was refreshing. Now it feels like, you know, we're an

1003
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: alt break it all sea racist who's trying to say

1004
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 1: the Sea word and to signal and to be your people.

1005
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just now, you're just a Nazis. That's it.

1006
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 3: I just I just like to haphazardly talk about one.

1007
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: Seaword shout shame on you, Yeah, one Seward, shame on

1008
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 1: me as my co host. But the only option is

1009
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: one seaword.

1010
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 3: Chot right, do you think on the second one will

1011
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 3: bleep it out? Kind of like when I did Conan,

1012
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,280
Speaker 3: they say we can say ship twice on the show,

1013
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,240
Speaker 3: so they had to bleep one of the other shits

1014
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 3: to so I could buy my shit. Yes, and I

1015
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 3: remember the one they believed was like does a bear

1016
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 3: shit in the woods? Everyone knew that was shit, so.

1017
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,479
Speaker 2: They bleeped that there's no value to that shit.

1018
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 3: I got my necessary shit for my groundbreaking shits and

1019
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 3: giggles joke.

1020
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: This was back when you still did bathroom humor is

1021
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:24,760
Speaker 2: what I'm.

1022
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 3: Right, right, And I didn't know you didn't like it. Listen,

1023
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 3: I have turned over a new leaf. I have very

1024
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 3: thought provoking vaccine bits, but I'm not bombarding people with it.

1025
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,240
Speaker 3: I think I've changed some minds. A lot of people

1026
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 3: left my show and went and got a shot. I

1027
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 3: think I never thought of it that way. I remember

1028
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 3: one man heckling.

1029
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for pointing that out.

1030
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 3: I can't believe I quit being a police officer today.

1031
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 3: I'm going to get my shot and get my job back.

1032
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 3: Remember another man saying conversationally after my concert.

1033
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,280
Speaker 1: He said that conversationally, just standing in the showroom putting

1034
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: his blazer on.

1035
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was in the back. He's saying it into

1036
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 3: the urinal down to his own.

1037
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: Here we are again in toilet in toilet land, you

1038
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 1: can't stay out of toilet land.

1039
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 2: You know, I just say, thedet joke. What's it going?

1040
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 2: It's not going to diminish you in any way.

1041
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 3: Oh god, the bidet joke is so long. It's like

1042
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 3: seven minutes long, Karen. And it involves a lot of

1043
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 3: act outs. It's a whole. It's a story. It's a

1044
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 3: long story of an awkward do.

1045
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 1: You use the stool as your pretend toilet to get

1046
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: up onto it?

1047
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 3: A minute for a minute to show that I had

1048
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 3: to get up on a terraced surface to get to

1049
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 3: the well lived.

1050
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 2: Really, you're back on the road in a very real way.

1051
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 3: Oh and then by the end when I used the

1052
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 3: mic stand as a giant flusher, people really yeah, they

1053
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 3: really get into it. It's very physical. I crossed my

1054
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 3: eyes at the end. People love it. But in real life,

1055
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 3: it's a story about the control. It was a remote

1056
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 3: control bidet, Yeah, in a bathroom that I wasn't supposed

1057
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 3: to be using, and I dropped the remote and the

1058
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 3: batteries fell out of it, and then I was trapped

1059
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 3: with a bidet blasting full blast and there was no

1060
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 3: manual shut off. That's what the premise is It a

1061
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 3: true story.

1062
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 2: It is very.

1063
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 3: True and I got in a lot of trouble. I

1064
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 3: got kicked out. That guy doesn't talk to me anymore

1065
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: because he he said, nobody go in this bathroom. This

1066
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 3: is off limits. Here's the guest bathroom. I took a

1067
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 3: peek in the nice bathroom, and I'm like, I want

1068
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 3: to use this bathroom. It was esthetically pleasing, and I

1069
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 3: made a real mess. And I was not drunk. That

1070
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 3: was for your dog. Looked at me. That wasn't for you.

1071
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: You clearly were drunk and you were clearly in the wrong.

1072
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 3: I had to like put my hand over the bidet

1073
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 3: spray and I couldn't find the last battery. I couldn't

1074
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 3: turn it off, and then a guy came in. It

1075
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 3: was a whole it's a story. It was very fun.

1076
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 3: So it is toilet humor in that it's a room

1077
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 3: that has a toilet in it.

1078
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 2: But it's French toilet humor. It's our day.

1079
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,760
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, And it doesn't work that well. To be honest,

1080
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 3: I can't believe I've talked about it this long.

1081
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 2: Let's just go over your opener real quick and then

1082
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 2: we'll be done. Then we'll shut it down.

1083
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 3: I know what you're thinking. Did so and so and

1084
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 3: Charlie Chaplin had a baby there it is, thank you,

1085
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 3: that's what I look like. Next joke, if that's how

1086
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 3: I didn't Okay, let's go through the list here, people.

1087
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of time. I got to

1088
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 3: get a flight in the morning.

1089
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 2: Joke, one joke, one, all right, that's it, next joke,

1090
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 2: and you're saying it to the audience like they have

1091
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,919
Speaker 2: any control over or what you're about to do next.

1092
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 3: They all get nervous, and I do remember that. I

1093
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 3: can't remember who it was, but they had that joke

1094
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 3: or it was holding a mirror up to that joke

1095
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 3: where they're like, I know what you're thinking, did Jack

1096
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 3: and Judy Johnson have a baby? And there's no response

1097
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 3: and he's like, God, that joke could work better if

1098
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 3: my parents were famous. It's really a funny. I think

1099
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 3: it was like a comic in Austin. I don't I

1100
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 3: remember thinking it was the best.

1101
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 2: That is a good version of that.

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00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 3: It is a good version of making fun of that joke.

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Speaker 2: It's turning traditional stand up on its ear, yeah, or.

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Speaker 3: Up on its head?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Is it on its ear or on its head? Same

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00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 3: saying same, Well, are we done?

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Speaker 2: We did it.

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00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 3: I think we did do it. It doesn't have to

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Speaker 3: be a full episode.

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Speaker 1: We're at fifty nine minutes. We're about as full an

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Speaker 1: episode as we could ever be. Really, this flew by,

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00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: I know because we never talked to only each other anymore.

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00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: It's easy and fun.

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00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm I'm that was good news. Our guests couldn't

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00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 3: make it today. Last minute we found out, and I'm like,

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00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 3: oh boy, I'm going to give people. Some of the

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00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:15,240
Speaker 3: people that asked me, I thought it was an empty promise.

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00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 3: Never you've just been listening to a Chris and Karen

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Speaker 3: only episode.

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Speaker 2: We're going all the way back.

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00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 3: Karen, did you fall down a well again?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: So well of good intentions about our show?

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Speaker 2: What let me lower down the bucket of support? Yay.

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Speaker 1: Finally I'll pull myself up on the rope of uh.

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00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 2: Thinking of things to actually say that anyone would want

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Speaker 2: to hear.

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00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 3: I'll bring I'll pull you up with this rope of vocabulary.

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Speaker 2: And suggesting words.

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00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: Did I draw a complete blank because my brain doesn't

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00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 1: work anymore?

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00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 3: Yes, it does, and that was good improv. There's a

1134
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Speaker 3: reason we're a two man duo.

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00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 2: That's true. When we describe the well of support people.

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00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 3: I ended you. I almost noboddyed you and said, hey,

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00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 3: wait a minute, that's just baby Jessica, And that would

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Speaker 3: have just gotten a brief laugh and ruined the scene.

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00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 2: Right, we don't. We're not here to compete.

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00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: We're here to build our fellow support, the bill, build the.

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00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 2: Foundation, the experience, good city, inviting in the welcoming in.

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00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 3: Not the plashers, a series of girders, brick and mortar,

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00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 3: three unions involved. We're going to build this city on

1144
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 3: rock and roll, plaster and blaster. Well, that's fun. You're fun.

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00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 3: Good to see a friend.

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00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: Good to see you too, my friend. We hope that

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00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: this gave you everything you needed. Listener, listener, who who's

1148
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: been with us for all of these years, all of

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00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: these seasons, all these different versions of this show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've gone through a lot of chapters. And if,

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00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 3: like Karen mentioned earlier, you're a first time, first time

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00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 3: grandmother listening. Oh, I don't usually scream the C word twice.

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00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: No, that was a special occasion. That was a very

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Speaker 1: special Do you need to ride?

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00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, this has been a very special holiday episode. Do

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Speaker 3: you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: Dyn r.

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Speaker 4: This has been an exactly Right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced by Analise Nelson.

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00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 4: Engineered by Stephen Ray.

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00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 2: Morris, mixed by Ryo Boum.

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00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen.

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00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 2: Kilgara, artwork by Chris Ferbanks.

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Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 3: podcast That's Dynar Podcast.

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00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactlyrightmedia dot com.

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00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 4: Listen, subscribe, leave us a review on.

1168
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 3: Apple Podcasts, Stitch or wherever you get your podcasts.

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00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 4: Thank you and you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh ho oh it's January.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know. That's fun.