WEBVTT - I Dropped Your Wife

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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<v Speaker 1>my weird husband is worrying me. But right now, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the King of Pranks is in the building with today's

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call. What you got King of Pranks? Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I dropped your wife. No, you dropped her off. You

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<v Speaker 1>know sometimes you gotta looking man. I dropped physically, like

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor, physically physically dropped. He dropped. I dropped

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<v Speaker 1>your wife. This could be a dropped your wife. I

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<v Speaker 1>dropped your wife. Okay, let's talk about it. I dropped

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<v Speaker 1>your wife. Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony, Tony, Tony,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing this? Isn't after your Tommy. I can't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I said that like months ago. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think you were going to Yes, I'm calling you now.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll have been married eight years. He's that's my heart. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you something. What makes your husband just

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<v Speaker 1>go off? What can I do that you know that's

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<v Speaker 1>a button for him that you don't want to push.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything that has to do with me. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you he is crazy about me. If anybody that's with me,

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<v Speaker 1>if anybody tries to go off on me, he will

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<v Speaker 1>lose it. Okay, okay, what are we gonna do? What?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited? Oh god? All right, okay, you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? Okay, take this out? Can you click

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<v Speaker 1>over on a three way? Can you call him? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I can call it from my phone, but you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be on the phone right Yeah. I want I want

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<v Speaker 1>him to think that I got your phone. Okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what. You just click over. Get him on

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<v Speaker 1>the line. Just click over to when you click back.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't say nothing. Now. You got to be quiet

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonna at the end, I'm gonna let you

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him. Okay, okay, hold on there, I'm here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you're hitting you to something? Okay, Hey, what's up? Uh? No?

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<v Speaker 1>This this how you? Is? This? Is this? Darren? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>This Darren? It was this? Uh hey, we got a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a situation with with Tony Man. We got

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<v Speaker 1>a situation for real. You just my wife phone? Who

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<v Speaker 1>is this this? Uh? Actually we're the bro Who who

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<v Speaker 1>is this? We're trying to get? Uh? Tony actually twisted

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<v Speaker 1>our ankle. Man. We gotta get her to the emergency

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<v Speaker 1>room and get her checked out, twister her ankle? Had

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<v Speaker 1>you twist? Wait? Wait wait wait wait back up? Who

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<v Speaker 1>who did you say? Who is this? How did Tony

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<v Speaker 1>twist her ankle? Actually? She she she fell and man,

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<v Speaker 1>look look, my wife is with her mom right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Who who and who are you? How did you twist

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<v Speaker 1>her ankle? And why are you calling me? Why isn't

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<v Speaker 1>her mother somebody calling me? Who is this? You never

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<v Speaker 1>told me his name? Bro? No, I'm a friend. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't fall. I actually dropped her. How you how

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<v Speaker 1>did you drop it? What do you mean you dropped?

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<v Speaker 1>We had a couple of drinks at the hotel, man,

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<v Speaker 1>and she say, wait wait wait hotel? There you ring

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel. My wife's photoed me over her mom's house.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you calling me from her phone talking about it?

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<v Speaker 1>You dropped to y'all, let something hoteil? What why y'all

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<v Speaker 1>even at the hotel? What do you hell? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about a hotel? Bro? What is my wife? Where's Tony? Why? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Why ain't Tony on the phone? Why you gotta call

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta calm down. You're calling me for my wife phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell my she hurt? You dropped the y'all at the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>She's spoke Mom's house. Bro, where is my wife? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>She's it, Tony, I got it, I got it. Just

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<v Speaker 1>hang on so Tony, I got put on the phone. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey dude, just I need you to come down. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to know. I'm I'm now you're talking about you'll

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<v Speaker 1>about to go to an emergency room. You dropped my

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<v Speaker 1>wife y'all at the hotel, just putting my tip on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone before y'all be in the emergency room. Hey, man, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta calm down. Tony already embarrassed. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know who the here you are. You still ain't telling

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<v Speaker 1>me put Tony on the phone. I'm gonna listen, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta chill out. Man, I'm just a print, okay, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a friend. But get you I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>in the emergency room, kid me where y'all at? I

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<v Speaker 1>come to the hotel and I get my own wife

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<v Speaker 1>and taking a wherever she needs to know we as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as Tony get dressed, man, I'm gonna get her there, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as she gets dressed. What do you mean? Hey? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Real talk yo? Where y'all at? Man? Where you putting

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<v Speaker 1>Tony on. Oh man, I'm not putting Tony on YouTube already.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you screaming at Hall? And Dude? I swear

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<v Speaker 1>to guy. I swear to guy. If I find out

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<v Speaker 1>where y'all left, I'm gonna come with her. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be one for you at Tony. Hey, Hey, man, where

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<v Speaker 1>y'all at? Bro? I'm cool where y'all last? Send me

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<v Speaker 1>where y'all? No, No, I'll tell you what, man. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get Tony's ankle taking care of and we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>somebody to drop a back off at the house. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'll drop off at the house. Man. Just

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<v Speaker 1>give me where y'all lat. I want to come get

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. I want to make sure she get the

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<v Speaker 1>treatment that you need. Bro. Getting where y'all at? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>go nowhere. I want you to be there when I

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<v Speaker 1>come and get it. Don't go nowhere where y'all at.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do. I mean, we didn't. You're Tony on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, Man, put to put my wife. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>listening to me. Talk to my wife. Bro, Hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the reason why I'm calling. Man. She embarrassed about

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<v Speaker 1>all of this, and she's gonna be bored than embarrassed,

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<v Speaker 1>wanting the okay, it's cool, ain't to tell, ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>need to be embrassed. I love him, man, that's my girl. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me how let my wife bro? Please,

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<v Speaker 1>that's no, no, no, I already no wife phone bro, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>let me really talk. You still don't tell me? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want do? All I know is you calling me

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<v Speaker 1>telling about choice? I don't tell with my wife and

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<v Speaker 1>let us let me tell you something. Don't let's say, lord,

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<v Speaker 1>that ankle would help you say it's wrong with the wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your whoops. Dog, I'm telling you when the fut

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<v Speaker 1>who you are? I'm sa put my wife's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's all because my last time ask for you, dog,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise ain't but see you do I write man,

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<v Speaker 1>you you hut rape don't want my wife on the phone. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm saying. You gotta leave town. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you got to leave town, my man, You gotta leave.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to want to talk? When you want to talk,

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<v Speaker 1>let's Tony decide if she want to talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>or not. I'm right here. Put here, Tony. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want do you want to do you want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>on the don't even ask. I ain't known you phone

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<v Speaker 1>to man? Who'll see what Tony want to do on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone? Hey, man, baby, I don't even know you.

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<v Speaker 1>Man put on the phone. You you're scared to kill

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<v Speaker 1>me your lane? Don't you want to talk to him? Hell? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to talk to me? Man, I don't mean no.

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<v Speaker 1>I you keep asking on jump question your the phone phone, Tony?

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<v Speaker 1>She is man? Yeah, baby, baby, baby, Tony, I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>time for games. Were you at when you with? That's

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<v Speaker 1>all you gotta hill me? Baby, just calmed down. I

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<v Speaker 1>got something. Are you listen to me? Maybe you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me. I'm listening. Are you listening? Listen to

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<v Speaker 1>me real carefully? Okay? Where are you at? Baby? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you listening to me? Yes, I'm listening. Maybe you just

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<v Speaker 1>got branky nephew Charlie. So I'm laughing right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>love you. Okay, girl? Can you hear your phone home?

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool? You got me, You got me. I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>only person dropped somebody white before yeah on this show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't nobody else picking up? That's the other married man

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. I'm still you ain't never dropped nobody why,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Don't drag any of your foolish So

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<v Speaker 1>what we're saying is you possibly have dropped somebody, but

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<v Speaker 1>you do don't want to talk about I can promise

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<v Speaker 1>you I have it. How you're going so I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>only one do stupid stuff? Yes, yes, you are over

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<v Speaker 1>and over and over tomorrow night. Can I ask you

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<v Speaker 1>a question though, Yes, sir, please, and I mean disrespectfully,

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<v Speaker 1>so please don't take it in nowhere because I'm asking

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<v Speaker 1>a question. Oh man, go ready here? And how long

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<v Speaker 1>are you planning on being man? Oh? I thought you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna stick being stupid. Funny you asked me that. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny, you asked me. It's funny. I think about

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<v Speaker 1>I think about that last week. Listen probably at eight

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<v Speaker 1>tenmo yield probably I think I probably get by tenmo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yels in my mouth is just man, No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good, just just better than the dates at ten years?

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<v Speaker 1>Why ten years? And what happens after here? His wedding?

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<v Speaker 1>I think about ten and I probably beat him. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hit that lottery. You're gonna hit that lottery. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me hit that bad A lot of it ain't laughing

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<v Speaker 1>to you, and then what's gonna happen? That's it. Oh never,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta go, Thank God. Uh coming up at the

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<v Speaker 1>top of the hour, The Strawberry Letter