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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season eighty three, Episode five,

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Speaker 1: dir Daily sight Geist, a production of My Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness and say officially off the top

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Speaker 1: coke industries and funk Fox News. It's Friday nineteen. My

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Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien, a K. Squirrel. You'll be O'Brian soon, Squirrel,

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Speaker 1: You'll be your man. I love you so much. Catting

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Speaker 1: that was courtesy of at Velveta under h one and

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,

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Speaker 1: Mr Miles Gray myslamos, Let the Rivers take you miles

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Speaker 1: down the coast, greggyeo, Nami Goals. Is that what it says,

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Speaker 1: to let the rhythm take you, Let the rhythm take

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Speaker 1: you over? I thought, I believe Let the river That's

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Speaker 1: what I said. Oh well, that's what Hanna Sultas said.

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Speaker 1: Oh because is that a reference to something the song

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Speaker 1: byl Most by Enrique Glaciers. No, but the river thing

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Speaker 1: is that part of the Miles Gray, it was like

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Speaker 1: part of my brand. River. No, but you know, I

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Speaker 1: I do, I don't know. I you did? Used to

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Speaker 1: funk with the l A River, just with the l

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Speaker 1: A River. He's by the l A River used to

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Speaker 1: navigate the l A River. Maybe that's what it is. No,

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Speaker 1: at times I have said philosophically, to let the river

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Speaker 1: take you. I like about like more spiritually, like don't

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Speaker 1: if you if you see adversity, don't resist it, right

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Speaker 1: except that is happening, and then move like a river.

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's take you, baby, because it's gonna take you.

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Speaker 1: Some man, I just thought I was missing out on

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Speaker 1: some inner tuban that you were doing. Man, some tuban

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Speaker 1: on the river and tuban mandoudn't fox with the river

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Speaker 1: because that's how you hit. Yeah. Also that also women

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Speaker 1: check why men? Why? Men just gets Is it all?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you get in the river? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: mean probably not river if it's called l A River,

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Speaker 1: If it's sort of one of those like weak rivers,

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Speaker 1: that it's just a puddle filled with turns, Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Or turtles, turtles, turtle turds, turtles, who's that? Who is that? Wait?

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Speaker 1: The hell? Who am I? Hey? We are thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined in our third seat by the host of

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Speaker 1: the wonderful podcast Creature feature. She is the hilarious and brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Katie Golden es, Hey, what's up? What he said? It's

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Speaker 1: that that is me? Yes, you got a K Golden

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Speaker 1: Arms from Golden Arms is such a weird ak. I

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Speaker 1: think that's a kung fu movie though, right, Golden Arms? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is what he got? That name? That makes sense? Yeah? Um,

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Speaker 1: there's a kid with the Golden arm. That's a pitching movie.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't be a K the kid with Eagles. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: got a K the kid with the Golden Arms, you

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Speaker 1: got it? Um, well, Katie, it's great to have you here.

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Speaker 1: How old have you been? Great? Uh? Creature Feature season

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Speaker 1: two just dropped, just droped, just drop just drooped. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you were my guests on it, right, No, I

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Speaker 1: do remember that people really liked how you talked about

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Speaker 1: eating your own butt. Yeah. Did I talk about that? Did?

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Speaker 1: We recorded a while ago, but it's been a while.

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Speaker 1: Asked you what body part would you eat first in

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Speaker 1: a sort of castaway situation, and you answered very smartly,

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Speaker 1: I might add, but meat, but meat, like you're eating

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Speaker 1: the butt like that, like you're feasting muscles, right right?

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Speaker 1: Not eating you think good marbling? Is that why you're

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Speaker 1: thinking of the marble and it's just a lot of

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Speaker 1: a lot of meat right there. Yeah yeah, fat Sorry

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Speaker 1: in that movie Alive, remember, but those are also professional athletes,

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Speaker 1: so they got nice Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, what guys,

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Speaker 1: if we ever crashed on island, I will I will

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Speaker 1: give you this calf that's like a little ham. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: My fantasy is for people to tell me how delicious

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Speaker 1: my corps would be in a Cannibal star. That's like

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Speaker 1: when you go to the gym, you're like, gym goals

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Speaker 1: should be. I'm going to be delicious. Yeah. I want

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Speaker 1: someone to look at me working out and do like

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Speaker 1: that Looney Tunes ship where I just turned to a

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Speaker 1: turkey Katie. So what besides meeting my own ass is

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Speaker 1: creature feature about that? Episode two is you guys talking

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Speaker 1: about me eating my Episode three is you and your Lawyer.

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Speaker 1: So i studied a psychology and evolutionary biology, and I've

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Speaker 1: always felt that there is man and animal. Are we

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Speaker 1: so different? Not? Not really? So we talked about some

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Speaker 1: kind of ask you to dive right inside an animal

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Speaker 1: get in there like your Luke Skywalker in a tonton. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is uh. You will learn about humanity, you will

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Speaker 1: learn about yourself, and you will learn about the animal

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Speaker 1: kingdom and an animal many manity is an animal. It's

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Speaker 1: like Planet Earth but without David Attenborough, um and just

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Speaker 1: me laughing about poop and like way darker ship. What

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Speaker 1: are some episodes people can look forward to this season? Well,

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Speaker 1: we got a really cool I just recorded one on

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Speaker 1: animal metamorphosis and transformations. And people don't learn as much

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Speaker 1: about metamorphosis in school as they think they did. Like

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Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you know, caterpillar wraps himself up, sprouts

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Speaker 1: a couple of eggs. You know, butterfly, I read animal

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Speaker 1: morphous if I'm talking about I know about kids turning

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Speaker 1: Caterpillar will completely dissolve before turning into a butterfly, turns

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Speaker 1: into goo. Like if you cut like it goes into

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Speaker 1: to be caterpillar soup and then it's somehow recombines. Like

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Speaker 1: that's beautiful. Yes, that is crazy. Yeah. The cocoon basically

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Speaker 1: digests the caterpillar and then like digests itself. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: it uses its own soup nous to fuel its growth

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Speaker 1: into a butterfly. Huh. That would have been a great myth.

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Speaker 1: But it also retains its memories from being a caterpillar.

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Speaker 1: So that's yes, it retains its memories. Yes, objection after

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Speaker 1: turning into a goo. How do we know that? They

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Speaker 1: did a memory test study. They did a study where

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Speaker 1: they paired a bad odor with a mild or just

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Speaker 1: then when they were butterflies or moths, they expose them

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Speaker 1: going to pal that. That's crazy. Yeah, that's the sort

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Speaker 1: of ship you will learn on Creature feature. But then

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Speaker 1: she will compare it to humanity and you'll be like,

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Speaker 1: I am a caterpillar after all? Are we dying? Every day?

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Speaker 1: My toxic self is digesting me into a google? Will

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Speaker 1: I emerge a butterfly? All right, Katie, we're going to

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Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a few of the things

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Speaker 1: we're talking about today. It is a men Gazy test

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Speaker 1: where we're going to talk about the MOBI ship show,

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Speaker 1: about praying on high school kids. We're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: Tony Robbins, who turns out very problematic. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about the Russians plan to upon eyes black Americans against

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Speaker 1: a guy who doesn't know how to poop. We will

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Speaker 1: definitely talk about that. We have to. Uh. But first, Katie,

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Speaker 1: what is something from your search history that's revealing about

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Speaker 1: who you are? Um So? A recent one, I guess.

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Speaker 1: Probably more revealing would be all the gross stuff I

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Speaker 1: do about, Like frog with multiple legs? A recent one.

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Speaker 1: Um but like the most frogs had multiple legs. Damn it,

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Speaker 1: you got me frogs with more than four legs? More

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Speaker 1: than four? Yes, you'll just have to check out my

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Speaker 1: podcast to find out why. That's that's the bait and switch.

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Speaker 1: Um So. But a more recent one is Don Junior

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Speaker 1: he apparently retweeted a white supremacist who yes, seven mullen

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Speaker 1: you who said, uh, it's interesting that if you don't

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Speaker 1: but you can compete in women's sports, which may sound

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Speaker 1: like a word salad, which it kind of is, but

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Speaker 1: it's he's basically saying like, oh, so women don't want

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Speaker 1: to have their reproductive rights taken away? Well what about

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Speaker 1: transgender people? And it doesn't. It doesn't if you're looking

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Speaker 1: very very bizarre equivalency there. Yeah, like saying, well, we

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Speaker 1: respect transgender people, will then can't we take away your

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Speaker 1: reproductive rights? Like it doesn't, it doesn't track. And then

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Speaker 1: Don Junior good Old sitting on a tree stump done.

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Speaker 1: It was like solid point, Yeah, there is solid point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah so that uh just yeah, just you know, say

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Speaker 1: the buzzwords to get people's culture war and they're like,

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Speaker 1: Well what about the transgender people? Isn't Steve Mullaneu, the

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Speaker 1: where he recruits kids and tells them to leave their family. Yes,

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Speaker 1: go no contact with their family, um, which is so

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Speaker 1: it's interesting because he's stolen that from Um. There's certain

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Speaker 1: like things where it's like, if you have a narcissistic,

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Speaker 1: But he's basically like, just do that with your family.

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Speaker 1: Who thinks it's weird that you've like started fantasizing about

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Speaker 1: like so deep into his sort of like weird white

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Speaker 1: his cartoon, just Trump can get it, Lion Trump. What

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Speaker 1: is something that's a Canadian export? Yeah? Yeah, thank you Canada,

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Speaker 1: Thanks Canada. Is something for Jim Carrey though too? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah seriously? What is something you think is overrated? Instagram?

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Speaker 1: Morble dessert places overrated, overrated, Yes, go on, that's what

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Speaker 1: like any of micronut photos that, yes, that is why.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah. But like there was a four miles um,

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Speaker 1: it gets really high yelp rating them like great, this

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Speaker 1: is gonna be some good ice cream. But really what

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Speaker 1: it is is like they draw like angry birds on

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Speaker 1: then it's like I taste the ice cream, it's like,

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Speaker 1: but this is crap. It doesn't taste good. It just

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Speaker 1: So I go, like I went to one where it's

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Speaker 1: then roll it into the little rolls. That's really cool,

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Speaker 1: ice cream is that? It's like, did you make it here? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: it's Iris brand from Smart and Final. But but the

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Speaker 1: spoon is cool, right yeah? Yeah, And it tastes like

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Speaker 1: they're not going to be able to sue because they're

421
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: a public figure, Whereas if he claims to have had

422
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: an affair with somebody who's a private individual, they can

423
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: sue the hell out of him. So he really yeah, yeah,

424
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: So he basically like gives up his whole plan to

425
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 1: claim to have hooked up with Natalie Portman. To borrow

426
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 1: a word from like the Youth, it's just a weird flex, yeah,

427
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: very bizarre flex. It's to be like like, yeah, I

428
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: dated a barely eighteen year old. Yeah, but that's not

429
00:25:56,080 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 1: the only person that he also was I guess out

430
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: of his romantic history, as he claims he also dated

431
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: a well, I don't know. He tried to hit on

432
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 1: a pre Launa del Ray Launa del Ray uh as

433
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: he describes it, she isn't well. I think this is

434
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: much later on, when he's like just fully weird. She

435
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: had short, bleached hair and looked like a beautiful elf. Said, yeah,

436
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: here we go. I sat next to her on the

437
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 1: piano bench and started kissing her. She kissed me back,

438
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: but then stopped. What's wrong, I asked, I like you,

439
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: but I hear you do this with a lot of people.

440
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to lie to tell her that I didn't

441
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: that I was chased saying and ethical, but I said nothing. Wow,

442
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: there's also and tell her I wasn't a fucking player.

443
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: How this conversation actually went down, he was like, you're

444
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: like a beautiful gotta do you a go to the thing. Wait, wait, wait,

445
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 1: do the tongue thing. Do the tongue thing. I'm sorry,

446
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: there's another expert. I think early I didn't put it

447
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: in here, but they're talking about his like five story

448
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: apartment he had, and she was like, you have five

449
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: floors and like yeah, pretty cool. It's like, yeah, you're

450
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: the man, and he goes, yeah, I am the man.

451
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: It's like, no, like the man, like the fucking destroyer,

452
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: like the people who like the people who are put

453
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: to the guillotines. First, he was like, alright, I like,

454
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: you know, she keeps it g real. Let's talk about

455
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: other creeps, because Tony Robbins just had a story released

456
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: in the past couple of weeks by BuzzFeed News, the

457
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: legitimate newsroom, not the cat list people. Uh, and it's

458
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: a really disturbing investigation. I had not really paid a

459
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: lot of attention to him other than to know that

460
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: he was like a infomercial dude with really like blindingly

461
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: white teeth, and so I just knew that I didn't

462
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: trust him. But so he Uh, they look behind the

463
00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: curtain of his super n d a protected nondisclosure agreements everywhere,

464
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: like you you have to sign away your life just

465
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: to like get into one of his seminars. Uh. And

466
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: also you have to pay, like there is a tear

467
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: of being a Tony Robbins follower that pays eighty five

468
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,479
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year to be like to get like

469
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: those are like the people who go on trips with him,

470
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: and like you have his phone number and shipped or

471
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: like or you have another phone number that is like

472
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: his other side. Yes, it's very cult. It's very like

473
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: scientology ish and with personal power. Right, So there's also

474
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: there's also a scientology ish vibe to how he and

475
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: his law firm react to the story. Like they're just

476
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: like going after trying to destroy anybody who says anything

477
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: bad and they're just like really aggressive. So what did

478
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: what did they uncover in terms of his behavior? Okay,

479
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: So one of the more disturbing things in the initial

480
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: story was the actual content of like the product that

481
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: people pay for. He will like ask people if they've

482
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: been victims of abuse and like, uh. In one instance,

483
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: a woman who was victim of sexual assault came forward

484
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: and he like yelled at her for fifteen minutes about

485
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: turning herself into a victim. Uh. And like his whole

486
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: thing is like self empowerment, but it also is like

487
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: at the expense of, you know, people who have been victimized.

488
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: He's like, you're just turning yourself into a victim, where

489
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: like they might be dealing with incredible, severe trauma. And

490
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: he thinks, because he a six seven, you know, handsome

491
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: white guy, was able to he's gummy. Would it reminds

492
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: me of when in the Mask when Dorian the bad

493
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: guy gets hold of the mask and puts it on

494
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: that But anyways, he's six seven, he's I don't know,

495
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: he alarmed the right, he's a large figure. And he

496
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: assumes that because he was able to, you know, get

497
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: to a place of success by creating a pyramid scheme

498
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: that everybody should be By the way, that's also the

499
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: model of the four hour work week or whatever the fun.

500
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: Well that's what all those those like live coach, success

501
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: coach entrepreneur people are, is like like they don't do

502
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: anything other than tell other people to do the thing

503
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: they do, which is which is a success right right?

504
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: Like like, hey, you two can become an entrepreneur. What

505
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: do I do tell other people how to become an entrepreneur? Right?

506
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: And how do you do that by telling them how

507
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: to be an entrepreneur or just telling them to be

508
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: an entrepreneurship. You see all these books behind me, I've

509
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: read every single one. These are my nine Lamborghinis. This

510
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: is a pre role for a YouTube video. Tyler Lopez

511
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: is going to be our generation's uh Tony Robbins. Well yeah,

512
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: and he all his story is always like I was

513
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: five hundred pounds and I lost my weight. I got

514
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: the woman in my dreams. Yes. So apparently while he

515
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: got that first woman of his dreams, he was constantly

516
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: uh sexually harassing and assaulting various women followers. He was

517
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: using his position of power to like, you know, try

518
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: and have sex with followers. Right. It's very nexi amish,

519
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: except without the ritualistic aspect of it, without the body

520
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: brand right, But up to the early two thousand's when

521
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: he married his second wife, He's like, Hey, since I've

522
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: had my second wife, I have barely assaulted anyone. So

523
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: but he uh, he's like he frequently used his position

524
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: to hit on women in the crowds. Uh. He would

525
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: whisper to women on stage that he wanted to watch

526
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: them have an orgasm. He had sexual relationships with women

527
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: who thought of him as a mentor, and he would

528
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: make his assistance take dictation from him while he was

529
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: in the shower and like would walk out naked. And

530
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: one time he like dropped his towel in front of

531
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,959
Speaker 1: his assistant and like was like looking at her, like

532
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: she should do something, and she like reported running out

533
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: of the room crying and was like, why does he

534
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: think this is a thing that I would do? And

535
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: then he would also often fire women after either having

536
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: a sexual relationship with them or being rebuffed for a

537
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: sexual relationship with them. Yeah. Well, he's like the great

538
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: motivational speaker for boomers who having mid life crises exactly.

539
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: That's like, I mean not to flame people. I know.

540
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: I know people who at a certain point um in

541
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: the middle of their life picked up the Tony Robbins tapes. Uh,

542
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: and we're still alone. But you know, for a moment,

543
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: I think they were doing well. Yeah. So anyways, in

544
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: the interest of like being journalistically objective, Busfee kind of

545
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: goes out of their way to talk about women that

546
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: they talked to who he never did anything too and

547
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: who were like I swear up and down he's like

548
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: a great guy, and you're almost like, well, you know this,

549
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: there's like creepy behavior here, but who's to know. But

550
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: it's kind of the the rhythm that we're pretty familiar

551
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: with now where a first report comes out and that

552
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: gives other victims the courage to come forward because now

553
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: four more women have already come forward with their own

554
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: stories of sexual misconduct by him. It's also just textbook

555
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: cult thing, so like like every sort of success and

556
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: like people think cults are maybe there's like this misconception

557
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: that cults are always religious, the same thing right right

558
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: shaved heads religious believe in some kind of mystical, magical

559
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: thing that's not necessarily true. It can be like, uh,

560
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: you know, I think like Nexium was not it didn't

561
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: have a kind of mythos Actually no, I did, Like

562
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: once you got in deep. That's the thing they like,

563
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: this is life coaching. And then when you get in

564
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: deep and it's like I'm the reincarnation of Jesus, now

565
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: have sex with me. Um. So that structure, that rigid

566
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: hierarchy of power where it's like I am I am God.

567
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: Basically I will tell you how to of your life,

568
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: how to be success if you just put complete trust

569
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,719
Speaker 1: in me. And that's a compelling thing because like I

570
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: think giving, I mean that's what alcohol and on is,

571
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: like you give your power away to like a higher power,

572
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: and that helps you, you know, cope with addiction. Um

573
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: it's used in like diet groups where you give your

574
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: like that that feeling of like I'm going to give

575
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: my all of this stress away to a higher power.

576
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 1: It's very compelling. So when that happens in a cult

577
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: situation where it's like this guy saying like just trust

578
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: in me, put all your trust in me, and I

579
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: will lead you to success, of course people are going

580
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: to be like fall for that. But then the danger

581
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: of that is then he's God. And then when God

582
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: tells you, hey, I'm gonna just drop my tell look

583
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: at my naked body, Like what do you do you're like, oh,

584
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,959
Speaker 1: you know, that's crazy, but what fun God nah, not

585
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: not all this God. Yeah, And I mean there's this

586
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: they're like these scenes where a woman is talking about,

587
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: you know, she has a emotionally and physically abusive relationship

588
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: with her husband, like her husband abuses her and he

589
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: blames her for being a crazy bitch a lot of

590
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: the time. Like that is legitimately a quote, and then

591
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: you see like that he's very charismatic because the woman

592
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: after that is like, no, but he helped me, Like

593
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: that helps me deal with my problem and I got

594
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: out of that relationship, So it's like defending it. Yeah. Yeah,

595
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: it's the same thing with like scientology, Like there's probably

596
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: a handful of frequently useful ideas at the bottom of

597
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 1: like all this charismatic ship, but he is using them to,

598
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: you know, get what he wants off of people, and

599
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: basically and he sounds like a right to Yeah really

600
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: he definitely the victim blamey stuff like oh, like the

601
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: victim mindset you oh hate that, Like if you have

602
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: the mindset of a victim, then you'll become a victim. Um,

603
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure, like I'm sure that out of murder

604
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: victims are like I just feel murdered today, Like I

605
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: feel very murdery today to manifest him my my murder.

606
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: But it's like it's like the secret where if you

607
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: put out into the universe, like man, gee, I feel

608
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: like I'm going to get stabbed in the face, Like

609
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: then it just happens. Yeah, It's That's kind of what

610
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: I was getting at when I was talking about how

611
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 1: handsome I find him is is that like he's he's

612
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: had a very fortunate, like almost you know, shockingly lucky

613
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: path through his life where he's been able to, you know,

614
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: get really rich and like come back from whatever he

615
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: thought his problems were. And so he just assumes that

616
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: anybody who is suffering from anything can do that. And

617
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: it's like, dude, you have so much fucking privilege. Just

618
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 1: at the point when you were overweight and like thought

619
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: your life was over, like you had so much privilege.

620
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: Not everybody has that ability to like just get over

621
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: their victimhood, like murder victims or like victims of abuse.

622
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, it's just very frustrating. I think

623
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 1: if murder victims just tried to not look so murder,

624
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: don't let this murder define you like, if you're not

625
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: wearing like plate armor, you're basically asking to get more. Well,

626
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: actually I disagree. If you were wearing plate armor, you're

627
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 1: actually inviting that kind of that kind of energy towards you.

628
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 1: And I'm actually doing a seminar at the Bourbank Hilton Airport,

629
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: Hilton about how to prevent your murder, right, And it's

630
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: five dollars for a one hour seminar, but I will

631
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: give you the secrets to really sort of arm yourself

632
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: energetically from any kind of negativity that could bring a

633
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Speaker 1: physical manifestation that would harm you, uh and probably put

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Speaker 1: an end to your physical existence. But again, you know

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Speaker 1: it's not for everybody, uh, and everybody you know who

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Speaker 1: doesn't come will probably murdered. If you like think your

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Speaker 1: way into becoming sort of an amorphous conceptual miss you

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Speaker 1: won't get murdered. Yeah, that's true. You can't stab a

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Speaker 1: cloud hashtag that's not a shirt, can't stab his. Law firm,

640
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Speaker 1: by the way, is a law firm by the name

641
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Speaker 1: of Laveley and Singer. It's a mega Hollywood law firm

642
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Speaker 1: with a client list that includes Bill Cosby, Charlie Sheen,

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Speaker 1: and Scarlett Joe Hanson. That's an interesting group. Why did

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Speaker 1: BuzzFeed do that? Are those are the three? If those

645
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: are the three most famous people, fair play to them?

646
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: Or are they trying to be like are they trying

647
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: to lump her into that crew interest That sounds like

648
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 1: it seems like a weird crew for a buzzfeeded group together.

649
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: Or maybe it's to show that they're not. Maybe they

650
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Speaker 1: don't specifically deal in sex crim defense and they just

651
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: use Scarlett Johannson to soften it because they also do

652
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: stuff to threaten people with lawsuits if you call out

653
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Speaker 1: her yellow facing Oh yeah yeah. Anyways, Tony Robbins, we're

654
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: gonna say a don't buy on his services as a

655
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Speaker 1: self help person. Please come to my seminar on a

656
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 1: lighter note. A pickup line to use on Tony Robbins

657
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: would be, hey, do those go go all the way

658
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: up all the well? Oh but he's a monster, Yeah,

659
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Speaker 1: I remember, like it wasn't there a family episode where

660
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Speaker 1: like literally eats eats a person. He's just like some

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00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: just big hulking mutant. There's some depiction of him in

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00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: a cart I think of his family guy. Anyways, his

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00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: retractable lips do look very alien esque, kind of like,

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Speaker 1: you know, the lips retract and then it's just teeth teeth, teeth,

665
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: teeth everywhere. He's one of those people who has used

666
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: the fact that they swear to be like look, man,

667
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: I fucking say fuck so like I'm cool. I'm not.

668
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: I can't be unlike inauthentic. I say, yo man, yo, man.

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Speaker 1: Check this out. Pastor Tony's chill exactly sit in the

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Speaker 1: backwards chair and style like, hey guys, it's just like

671
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: ship man. Yeah exactly. Yeah, he is definitely pulled up

672
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 1: and turned his chair around backwards before sitting. Alright, let's

673
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: talk about this plot that was uncovered that was coming

674
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Speaker 1: from the Internet Research Agency Russia. Uh. There were documents

675
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: that were recently released that look at the inside of

676
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Speaker 1: the you know i ra A, the Internet Research Agency,

677
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: where that Russian troll farm that was funded by you know,

678
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Speaker 1: Putin Chef. That guy you have Guinea procosi in um

679
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: Putin Chef who knows so, who knows whatever whatever Putin

680
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Speaker 1: gives him his cello player is a multi billionaire. Oh yes,

681
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: so uh. In some of these documents they found like

682
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Speaker 1: a few different plans that they had in terms of

683
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: like really trying to exploit racial tension in the country.

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Speaker 1: Like obviously they were doing certain stuff on social media,

685
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: but there were some much darker plans that they had.

686
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: Um one was just about quote deepening conflicts in American

687
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Speaker 1: society to undermine the country's territorial integrity and military and

688
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: economic potential. And part of that was about trying to

689
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Speaker 1: manufacture a race war. And this is like these were

690
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Speaker 1: documents that they were not like there weren't a lot

691
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: of details, but these are things that were going on

692
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Speaker 1: the pitch meetings with the i RA of like, well,

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Speaker 1: we can do this is so one of them says.

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Speaker 1: The documents contained proposals for several ways to further exacerbate

695
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Speaker 1: racial discord in the future, including a suggestion to recruit

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Speaker 1: African Americans and transport them to camps in Africa for

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00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: combat prep and training and sabotage. Those recruits would then

698
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Speaker 1: be sent back to America to foment violence and work

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00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: to establish a Pan African state in the South, particularly

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Speaker 1: in South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, in Louisiana. The blueprint,

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Speaker 1: entitled quote Development Strategy of a Pan African State on

702
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: US territory, floated the idea of enlisting poor formally incarcerated

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Speaker 1: African Americans quote who have experience and organized crime groups

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00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 1: and quote, as well as members of quote radical black

705
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: movements for participation in civil disobedience actions. I'm sure someone

706
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: told them if a white guy came up to a

707
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 1: black guy be like, hey, you want to a plane

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Speaker 1: ticket to Africa, they will get knocked the funk out.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sure that I don't know. No, it's a camp.

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Speaker 1: It's a camp in Africa. No, no no, no, But we're

711
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: gonna show you how to like clap back at the

712
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 1: country that mistreats you and impresses you. Uh, I mean

713
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: this shows you if one thing shows you the depths

714
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: at which the Russians are thinking about how to funk

715
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Speaker 1: with this country and destabilize it by any means necessary.

716
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Speaker 1: But you know the state of police relations and the

717
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: leadership in office, I think he's already doing a pretty

718
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: good job of exacerbating racial tensions in this country. Do

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Speaker 1: you think what would our reaction as a country be

720
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: too all this ship we're learning about Russia were like

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00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 1: if we didn't have a regime like the Trump administration

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00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: in power, Like, would we be at war with them

723
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: when we something? It would be it would heighten. Yeah,

724
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: I mean it would be anyone who actually saw, like, wow,

725
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: this foreign adversary is legitimately fucking around in our backyard.

726
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: You would be like, I'm sorry, bro, we're gonna have

727
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: I mean, first it would be sanctions, and then they

728
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: would probably escalate whatever there's I don't know where it

729
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: would go. And that's sort of the weird thing about

730
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 1: the situation is like Trump, because he's just turning a

731
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: blind eye to everything, is that on one hand, the

732
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Speaker 1: tensions aren't escalating, but we're we're giving the impression to

733
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: other countries that like, you do whatever the funk you

734
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: want over here, we don't really give a funk, or

735
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: the president doesn't. I mean, I kind of with the

736
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: caveat that. I think Trump is a giant turd monster

737
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 1: and I hate him, but I am It's the one

738
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: thing I'm like, well, it's good that we're not at

739
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: war with Russia because we both have nukes, and that's yeah.

740
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: But I think I mean, either way, this is going

741
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: to manifest in some other ways somewhere else, And I

742
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: think that's what would be interesting if he goes out

743
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,760
Speaker 1: of office and someone else goes into the White House,

744
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: what that responses from a new administration be like, just

745
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: so you know, this is not your fun boy fuck

746
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: toy over here, Like I'm actually going to do something

747
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: about this, And then where does that go? Playing Putin

748
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: behind the scenes calls Trumps fuck toy. I think he

749
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: calls him be asshole, probably right, but I bet he

750
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: like really like has some really derogata. Yeah, like in

751
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: Russian it would translate to something like like potato in

752
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: the which I put my leaner, right, Yeah, like fun

753
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: potato potato? How you call it? The book? I mean,

754
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: he's just even in Russian they say that, how you

755
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: call how do I say in my own language? Yeah,

756
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, clearly, it's it's that's like

757
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 1: the weird double edged sword of this thing. It's like, well,

758
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: there's no tension, but we're at the at the expense

759
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: of our being sabotaged and creating something far worse. That's

760
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: why I'm like, I don't the response needs to happen

761
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: because it's not. Things aren't. I don't think we're in

762
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: a better place because we don't have in preas tensions

763
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: with Russia. I mean, we already doing a number of

764
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: other arenas, just not over this issue. I do feel like, though,

765
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,479
Speaker 1: like of all the sort of plots to like try

766
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: to like create like an army out of people who

767
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: clearly clearly would never have any interest in doing this

768
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: is a pretty uh interesting interesting play. I mean, I

769
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: think the person who submitted that idea like that was

770
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: a screenplay or something. Imagine though, they go to camps

771
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 1: in Africa and learned the powers to bring that back

772
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: to the land that enslave them and take it back

773
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: Michael Bay wearing a big like like big beard and

774
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: being like, hey, it is me, fellow Russian rule MICHAELO

775
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: Bay Chilov, Michael mikaylo Um. But yeah, I mean a

776
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: lot of people in the intelligence community refer to what

777
00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: happened in the election as basically like a intelligence nine eleven,

778
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: except it's Russia, and like if Russia had done nine

779
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: eleven like that, that's the equivalent of what they did.

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00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: And if you really want to think of it to

781
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: its darkest element, it's like that they put the person

782
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: they wanted in the White House to fund the country

783
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: up as hard as possible, and that alone would be like, uh,

784
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: meet me outside, cash me outside. All right, we're gonna

785
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: take another quick break. We'll be right back, and we're

786
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: back and uh, there's a audio clip that we just

787
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,240
Speaker 1: have to play for you guys. Um, this is a

788
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: a podcast that we have spent the last couple of

789
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: days trying to you know, fact check, make sure it's real.

790
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: And all indications from around the internet are that this

791
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: is a real conversation that happened. So this you've probably

792
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: like put the most research. This is as hard as

793
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: we've tried to. I had to cruise Reddit Cringe to

794
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: look through the comments. Usually somebody comes up real quick

795
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: like just it's fake I know because of this right,

796
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: or a bit that they're doing because on a podcast,

797
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,479
Speaker 1: because we all know how podcasts go, right, you gotta

798
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: get like some kind of like uh, body language expert

799
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: in to look and it's like, oh, if you watch

800
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: this clip, this person's by language seems very real to me.

801
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:32,399
Speaker 1: Again this clip, So we're actually gonna plug in two

802
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: miles of the laptop to make Katie can actually see

803
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: the video because his body language is part part of

804
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: the thing that makes it so convincing. That this is

805
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: a genuine moment of a teachable moment for him. Yeah,

806
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: and so this is them discussing just sort of bathroom

807
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: habits around having about just like we all touched it before.

808
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 1: Tissue you ship, you touched it every single day. If

809
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: you ship like you don't wipe yourself, it got in

810
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: the tissue where you wipe yourself. Why are you touching

811
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: the ship? The tissue is for the ship, That's what

812
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You you grab ship? No, no, no, you're

813
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: not saying that. You don't. Yeah, you wipe and you

814
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: grab the shop. You don't. Why are you grabbing? Do

815
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: you guys telling me? You? Are you telling me that?

816
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: Y'all just let the doodoo fall in the toilet? Y'all

817
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: don't catch it every time I am about to leave.

818
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: How do y'all take a ship? How much have seen

819
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: this ship wrong? My ship? All these years? Now, I'm

820
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: more disgusted than I feel like I can't continue? What

821
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I'm my stomach hold on. So

822
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 1: y'all just sit there and ship right, come right out?

823
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: So no way, what happens if you got the ruts

824
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: or something like that? Who do you do that? You

825
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: wash your hair? Why do you think people I can

826
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna So he is uh turning to people

827
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: off camera while this is happening, like and like, come on,

828
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: am I crazy? Yeah? He's like, wait what you got?

829
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: Come on? Somebody backed me up here? And if that's fake,

830
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: then he should. He's an agent. He's a fucking agent

831
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 1: because he doesn't he could. He did not know where

832
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: he was, he did not know where he landed. And

833
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: he was like, what do you mean? And then when

834
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: he goes, y'all just let the dude who hit the water? Right?

835
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: When I heard that, I'm like, wow, like this is

836
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 1: someone who wrong the whole time? Was that what you thought? Yeah,

837
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out like because like I'm trying

838
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: to figure out the thought process there, because why would

839
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: you need to intercept? I know That's what I'm curious about.

840
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: But this goes on to a larger discussion we're having,

841
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: is that this like taboo. I think we have taboo

842
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: topics where I think people can develop these interesting ways

843
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: of doing shit, like taking a dump because we don't

844
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: really talk about it, right, Like, and you meet people

845
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: all the time and you're like you what there there

846
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: are these certain things. I've noticed it before with how

847
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: you bathe. It's just that sort of thing. Yeah, with

848
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: how Miles bathes when I observed him. Uh, it's it's

849
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: a certain point you don't he makes Jack Dictated Jack

850
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: Podcast Idea take Notes. Uh No, it's it's a thing

851
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: you don't really get feedback on. Um, we've talked before.

852
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 1: I think about how their cultural differences and like white

853
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,439
Speaker 1: people are less likely to use wash clothes, and I've

854
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 1: gotten incredulous reactions. What Yeah, that's a that's a that's

855
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: like like you use like something else though, write like

856
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: a poof for a No, No, that's that's white people stuff.

857
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: That's like that's like late nineties, like the poof, like

858
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: just a tiny wash cloth and soap that s it up.

859
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: And then you just so like it's that white people

860
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: use things like loofs or poofs. But no, I grew

861
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: up using soap in my hands, not a warshg not

862
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: a war shreg. I see I see yeah, yeah see

863
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: these are all then see this is all these are

864
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: the kinds of things. How do you get the we

865
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: wash it after right? I mean there's water running over

866
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: it the whole time. I'm not saying I was right,

867
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: and then you use that and then you leave that

868
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: by the toilet, and then you can use to wipe

869
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: your asses and then you then you soap it up

870
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: in the shower and then you clean it back and forth. Right,

871
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: And that's a joke. Um. And there's also controversy around

872
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: whether you have to wash your legs. I'm in the

873
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: same campus sworn Booie who tweeted so upset seeing people

874
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: shame others on here for not washing their legs in

875
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: the shower. You don't have to wash your legs, they

876
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: are self cleaning. Sorry, your arms in hair and but

877
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: whole shower has caused deafness that travels through water and

878
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: read a book obviously, he exactly. Someone called him a

879
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: dirty trifle, and it's like that is sorn to a

880
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: t Yes, that obviously of water joking. But I am

881
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: less likely to wash my legs probably than most other

882
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:08,240
Speaker 1: parts of my body. It depends I have. I definitely

883
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: the my hamstrings don't get a lot of Yeah, I

884
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: get my shins in my calf and then I think

885
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: I do a real half as sort of like swipe

886
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: at the back of my legs like you guys, trust

887
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: the gravity situation with water way too much. Yeah, yeah,

888
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: I think I probably do. For me. It's like everything's

889
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,760
Speaker 1: got to go. It's all it's all those skin cells

890
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,439
Speaker 1: that top a layer of dermos It's gotta go. Yeah,

891
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: you see, And these are things well, actually the thing

892
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: isn't like Japan. The sort of like wash rack that

893
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: I grew up with is just like in exfoliating, like

894
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: because I remember as a kid, like you know, you

895
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: would like scrub yourself to your red. Basically it's sort

896
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: of like how I was raised doing it. Then as

897
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: I got older and I was like showering because I

898
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: used to take baths more when I was younger. Then

899
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: as I started showering, I just got lazy and I

900
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: would just hit the you know quick quickly on the legs,

901
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: not as much as I was like buffing it down.

902
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: Whereas Katie you said, you use steel wool and one

903
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: of those grill. I have both a palma stone and

904
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:08,760
Speaker 1: basically what's like a file that has like uh some

905
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: grit sandpaper material on it to just file down calss

906
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: and stuff. So it's like everything gets filed, you know,

907
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: buffed out. Yeah you want some parmesan, go on, But

908
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: I think, you know with like Pooh, analost and super

909
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: produced analys n breaking news, what we must say. I

910
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: actually when you were talking about similiar didn't occur to me.

911
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: But I grew up Iranian culture. You use a watering

912
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: can to wash your butt, and my parents had as

913
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 1: I grew up, they had installed like little like handheld

914
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: bad days to wash your butt. And then when I

915
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: went to college, I had basically had to learn to

916
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 1: just wipe my ass and wash it. So like there's

917
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: a thing called like an off tub it which is

918
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: it's most families say, just have like a watering can

919
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 1: next to the toilet, and so you use that watering

920
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 1: can to wash your button, just pour it down your back, Yeah,

921
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,959
Speaker 1: and you want there makes a lot of sense though,

922
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: and that's what they do in Iran, like all an

923
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: Iran when you go all the toilets have like so

924
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: what hold on just if this is the can, I

925
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: just lean forward and I just poured down. Yeah, but

926
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: they're smaller and so you can you know, it's a

927
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: lot used. So is there like is there a wipe

928
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 1: afterwards to sort of like you can wipe if you're

929
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: you know, to like kind of just dry yourself off.

930
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: But for the most part, you always clean your ship.

931
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 1: That makes sense. But that's just another iteration of a bit. Yeah,

932
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 1: but you know you it doesn't go you know straight up. Yeah,

933
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: but I didn't when I went to days go right

934
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, they well do they But like I'm saying,

935
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: is it like an enema kind of situation, is that

936
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 1: if you can be, if you have a mistake, if

937
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: you want to, if you want to set it's a

938
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: power wash, right, But yeah, they don't have those in

939
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,720
Speaker 1: American colleges, so you have to learn and to basically

940
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: just wipe your butt. And it took me a very

941
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: long time to feel clean because I would be like, oh,

942
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: I'm not clean. I'm not clean. I mean you're probably right.

943
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: Like it's because like we never want if you think

944
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 1: about it, we don't wash our hands by just rubbing

945
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: a dry towel on it, like mud onto the hands.

946
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: You know. I'm just like, but like you do soap

947
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: and water, so like with with the butt, like like

948
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: we're just like, yeah, just some dry papers a little bit.

949
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: By the way, do you guys use a washcloth when

950
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,240
Speaker 1: you're washing your hands? Oh? No, you just use soap

951
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: in your hands, hush to one hand to wash the

952
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: other one. I'm just defensive about my non washcloth use.

953
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: What all depends. I mean, you don't have to think

954
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: it's just I think it's the same thing. I think

955
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 1: the exfoliating part is the difference, right, because you gotta

956
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 1: get the dead skin cells off, right. I mean, like,

957
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: if your hands get anough traction, I guess like then

958
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: it should be fine. But you can get this for me.

959
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: I just don't feel good unless, like, unless I'm glistening

960
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: with likesed some muscles, stands weeping. It's all a weeping wound.

961
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, but that's the thing, Like I remember,

962
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: you always see people with weird shitting habits. My one boy,

963
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say her name, really good friend of

964
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: mine always ship naked fully naked people are like that,

965
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: every single thing off his body. There was a conversation

966
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: and he would in high school, he would put his

967
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: clothes over the bathroom stull. He would steal that ship

968
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: and take off. That is you are opening your's the

969
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: TAXI pay because I'm like, dude, look how he's setting weird. Also,

970
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: my friend's older brother he ships with a towel on

971
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 1: his lap because he just doesn't want I have no idea.

972
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: We tried to figure out what the logic was. I

973
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: don't know. It's just like, how do he doesn't have

974
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: to look down at his dick and balls? I don't know,

975
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: but it's like it's like as if he's doing like

976
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: a tablecloth on his lap right now. I think. I

977
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe he thinks like maybe the odor will

978
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 1: come up between his lives. I don't know. And that's

979
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 1: me trying to logical particles. But I always remember is

980
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 1: like he takes a ship with the towel in his

981
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: lap that town and his brother my friend takes a

982
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: ship has to have the shower on. Okay, yeah, I've

983
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: heard that too. Why with all the steam it's like

984
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: you're taking a ship in three D. I do have

985
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: an issue with taking a shower after someone has gone yeah,

986
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh, the poop particles are mixing with

987
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: the water particles, three heavy and they settled down. Interesting,

988
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: Is that is that what you do? No? No, it's

989
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 1: for the noise for the boys. No, No, for the noise.

990
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: Wasn't that a Bet Middler film? Anyway? I don't want

991
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: to get to poop heavy, because I think there are

992
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: other examples of this that are not necessarily poop. Like

993
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: we're talking about how you sleep, like super producer Uh,

994
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: Sophie Lichtman sleeps face down with pillows on either side

995
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: of her. What it looks like? She is like, do

996
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 1: it like rocketeering? Like flying? Her arms are basically pinned

997
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: behind her by pillows on either side, and she's faced down,

998
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 1: and she like her sophomore year of college, her roommate's

999
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: boyfriend was like, you know, you sleep weird by the

1000
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: way she's sleep. Watching me, He's like, sorry if we

1001
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 1: bang too loud in your door. But I have to.

1002
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: I cannot sleep unless like I pull my shirt. I

1003
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: have to wear like a shirt and it has to

1004
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: like go over my neck, like I have to tell it, yeah,

1005
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 1: well no, it can't be a turtleneck, so it has

1006
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: to be a normal scoop neck shirt and then I

1007
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: have to pull it over my throat and hold it

1008
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: there as if I'm like protecting myself from being strangled.

1009
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I think it started like when I was

1010
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: a kid, Like I was like starting to fall asleep

1011
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: in like a mosquito or some kind of bug like

1012
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: gotten that little like neck dip area, and that like

1013
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: freaked me out. Like the little the little neck dip

1014
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 1: right above like really creeps me out if anything touches it.

1015
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 1: And so like I just learned that I have to

1016
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: protect my neck by like pulling now from from you,

1017
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 1: golden arms from her. I mean, now I have to

1018
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: I cannot sleep on the side. I think that's I

1019
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 1: think that is evolutionarily sound like I'm not going to

1020
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 1: get strangled right under your neck and yeah, no, no

1021
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: way a strangler could get through your T shirt and

1022
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: my hands, my meaty hands, Um, Katie does have gigantic

1023
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: muscle hands. Um, but I I feel like the vulnerability

1024
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 1: of the part of your body is like exactly equivalent

1025
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: to how ticklish it tends to be. And like under

1026
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: your neck is very under arms also like necklaces that

1027
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 1: hit you right there just like wow, man, that's like you.

1028
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: So my family used to keep all our socks in

1029
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 1: the same drawer and like we just shared socks. And

1030
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: when my sister got married, her husband was like, what

1031
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: you doing? Are you sock mixing? Right? Miss Nation old

1032
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 1: timey problematic references. Um, yeah, I feel like food storage.

1033
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: We were talking about was another version of this, where

1034
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: like what your family does is different from other families,

1035
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 1: and when you find when you open yourself up to

1036
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: the world, it's like wait what Yeah, like I would

1037
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: always people because but my mom being Japanese, like refrigeration,

1038
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: it was like more of a like a luxury, right,

1039
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: not the luxury, but just there was not as much

1040
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: of an emphasis to refrigerate things immediately. So when I

1041
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: started living with other people and they're like, you know, why,

1042
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 1: why you're gonna get sick, dude, I'm like, motherfucker, I've

1043
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: been doing this and I'm healthier than you, So what

1044
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: what is it? But I don't know if that's maybe

1045
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm more accustomed to the back to here. I don't

1046
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: know what it is, but I don't know if there's

1047
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: also logically, like scientifically I should be sick. But in

1048
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: like but in Japan that's pretty common. Like you just

1049
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,080
Speaker 1: have stoods and shipped on the stove. You don't in

1050
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 1: the refrigerator right away. Yeah. I was raised like completely

1051
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: opposite where it's like everything gets refrigerted, even stuff that

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Speaker 1: a bag of mixed nuts in my mom's freezer and

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Speaker 1: I was like why she's like to keep them fresh

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Speaker 1: like batteries. Um, yeah, whites are like everybody out of

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Speaker 1: But I guess that's more culture, right. I guess with

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Speaker 1: the Pooh thing, I think that's born out of a taboo, right,

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Speaker 1: because it's not like there's a video you see as

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Speaker 1: There is a focus a lot of times on potty training,

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Speaker 1: So it's right, maybe maybe like some weird stuff got

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Speaker 1: in there, and like I just don't The thing is,

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Speaker 1: however anyone wants to do it is fine. But catching

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Speaker 1: it before that the reason that bothers me, other than

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Speaker 1: getting a turret on your hand. Um, while it's still

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Speaker 1: more there's another concern. Yes, it doesn't, it's not efficient.

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Speaker 1: What I don't under the scientist, Well, well, I just

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Speaker 1: don't understand what the utility is catching it, Like like

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Speaker 1: when you think about it, like like when you think

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Speaker 1: about it, like why would I need to like like

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Speaker 1: when I spit out, Like, let's not make it about poop,

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Speaker 1: Like make it about brushing your teeth. You know how

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Speaker 1: you spit out the toothpaste into the stink, Like would

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Speaker 1: you catch it first? Yeah, you swallow it, you spit

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Speaker 1: it out. You're supposed spit it out. That's what that's

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Speaker 1: the flavor is good. That is it is the delicious treat.

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Speaker 1: Another thing, wait, hold on, do you spit out? Fuck? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Another thing that soar In like told me how he

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Speaker 1: brushed his teeth. He was like, everybody does it this way,

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Speaker 1: and I think his way was we agreed the more common,

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Speaker 1: but like I think it was like you have to

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Speaker 1: brush with the toothpaste, spit it out, then like wash

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Speaker 1: toothpaste toothbrush, and then like take water into your mouth

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Speaker 1: and spit it out. It was like all this big

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Speaker 1: thing that like both him and Dan O'Brien did that.

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Speaker 1: They were like, wait, you do what just because like

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Speaker 1: so they really want to make sure there's no toothpaste

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Speaker 1: on your front. Yeah, I feel like I like it too,

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Speaker 1: because then it probably sinks into those crevices, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: dissolves your teeth, which is the idea. Um and zeke gang.

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Speaker 1: We want to hear about the thing that you found

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Speaker 1: out you do weird or or some weird roommate that

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Speaker 1: you had and real stories only because I saw on

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Speaker 1: people on Reddit we're just making it up. It was unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to hear your fake stories. And we

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Speaker 1: can tell. I did see a Reddit story that I

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Speaker 1: think it might be true where someone's girlfriend used socks

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Speaker 1: to wipe. Yeah, like not because she was out of paper, No,

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Speaker 1: because she didn't want to touch the poop, and so

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Speaker 1: she put she would buy a bunch of socks, put

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Speaker 1: the sock over her hand, wipe, and then throw out

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Speaker 1: the sock. But that's even more permeable than like or

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Speaker 1: a latex glove exam. I know, I don't know, Katie.

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Speaker 1: We need answers, find out what do you guys? That's

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Speaker 1: actually that's kind of baller though. Yeah, you're like, yo,

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Speaker 1: I use socks, motherfucker and toss them. And the story

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Speaker 1: was that this guy found a bunch of shitty socks.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Then he talked to his girlfriend and

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Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, that's I didn't want you to

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Speaker 1: find out. And that's that's the thing about this story

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Speaker 1: is like she knew it was weird. That was my

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Speaker 1: weird thing. Yeah, coming this fall. Uh. Well, Katie, it's

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Speaker 1: been a pleasure having you. Where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: Follow you here? You well, every Wednesday is a new

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Speaker 1: Creature Feature Season two is up now, and if you

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Speaker 1: You can also follow Creature Feature on Twitter, Creature feet

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Speaker 1: And you can follow me on Twitter at Katie Golden

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Speaker 1: find you? You can find me on Twitter and Instagram

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Speaker 1: past guest, Matt Leeb, who said tinker Bell is the

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Speaker 1: Disney character I most relate to because if I don't

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Speaker 1: get applause from strangers, I will literally die. Um. And then,

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Speaker 1: since we were in a very cracked mood, from past

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Speaker 1: guest Carmen Angelica at Carmazon Cheeses said, after several oversharing

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Speaker 1: I give terrible advice and zone out easily, and that

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Speaker 1: if you if you have met Carmen, you know that

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Speaker 1: you want to tell her all of your life's because

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Speaker 1: she does really have that. I both care what you're

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Speaker 1: telling her all your problems, guys. She may look like

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Speaker 1: she wants to hear it, but she does not. Andy

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Speaker 1: in today's episode, as well as the song we ride

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Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for this week. You guys, have

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Speaker 1: a great weekend and have a great long weekend. We'll

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