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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season seventy one episode

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Speaker 1: for Us Daly's eight Guy She The podcast her we

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Speaker 1: take a deep dive into America Chair Consciousness is Thursday

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Speaker 1: February two, thou nineteen. My name is Jack O'Brien a K.

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Speaker 1: There is the house in New Orleans. They call jacko

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Speaker 1: brian courtesy and I sold us and I'm thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles Grag.

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Speaker 1: If I go grazy, then will you still call me?

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Speaker 1: Go the fam? If we get highest? Hell? Will you'll

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Speaker 1: be scared? In this bird Camp. I'll keep you bysa

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Speaker 1: guys with my du consuming mate. I'm late tonight. Who who?

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Speaker 1: And that's the ak just for me with all those

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Speaker 1: arsenal references, thank you so much. Try gang at just

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Speaker 1: tvz a ks for that one through Doors down Kryptonite.

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Speaker 1: Those are arsenal references. Boy said, well, I'm a gooner.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm a cooner. You know what I mean

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Speaker 1: talking about Dennis bird Camp. Nice man? What I mean?

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Speaker 1: You know about fine Dutchman or the non fine Dutchman.

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Speaker 1: He was like John Madden, but he actually Dennis bird

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Speaker 1: Camp wouldn't fly on plane. So whenever we had a

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Speaker 1: non whenever we had games in Europe, if you couldn't

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Speaker 1: get there by rail, he wasn't going. All right, Well

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Speaker 1: we're by the hilarious comedianization, Burt. What's up Mancome welcome,

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Speaker 1: first time guest, first time long time, first time long time,

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Speaker 1: comes straight from New York, right from New York. Best

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Speaker 1: to be here for today about this afternoon. That's wild man,

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Speaker 1: shout out to your I guess, great frequent flyer miles Yeah,

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Speaker 1: back the back, red eyes racking him up. Amazing. So

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Speaker 1: you're about to move out here? To move out here? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: tired of New York, tired of New York fourteen years

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Speaker 1: have warned me down, we'll do it. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: guess because I've never lived there. I enjoyed in like

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Speaker 1: week long to ten day long things every moost and

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Speaker 1: it's great. That's what I look forward to going back

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Speaker 1: for that right right. I mean, it's even to the

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Speaker 1: point where we have an amazing apartment, have a front

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Speaker 1: yard and a driveway, and I'm even sick of that ship.

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Speaker 1: Where do you lively? Okay? Yeah, wow, front yard, look

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Speaker 1: at you? I know. Um I realized, so I I

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Speaker 1: lived in New York for like I think six seven years,

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Speaker 1: and then I came out here, and like three years

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Speaker 1: later I was already too slow for New York. Like

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Speaker 1: I went into a bagel shop in Brooklyn and they

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Speaker 1: were like, come on man. I was like, I guess

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Speaker 1: I'll have the soul everything. Do you have salt on

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Speaker 1: your everything? They were like, Jesus, can I get out

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Speaker 1: of here? Cinnamon? It was just like two indecisive. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love watching bagel shop people get so mad. If

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Speaker 1: you asked to toast and it's like a really staunched,

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Speaker 1: non toasting bagel shop, right, they'll send you right out

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Speaker 1: of it. Yeah. Really, just like the funk out. They

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Speaker 1: were not had like my bullshit. So I'm just saying, man,

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Speaker 1: watch out, you might lose your edge. Not bagel shop.

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Speaker 1: He's ready. I'm ready to say corners, how order is preloaded?

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Speaker 1: What's your order? I don't do bagels, Oh wow, I

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Speaker 1: did for the first half of my New York life.

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Speaker 1: It's just they make you feel awful, you know. I

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Speaker 1: mean even a full on bagel, like loaded the funk

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Speaker 1: up that will last you to at least five PM.

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Speaker 1: It's not really bread. It's like between bread and pasta.

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Speaker 1: It's like the denseness of the dough either way, I

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Speaker 1: like it. Whitefish salad, Yeah, I am a everything bagel

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Speaker 1: man with halipango cream cheese. Okay, that was also punished

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Speaker 1: myself in the morning. Yeah. All right, we're gonna get

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Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a few of the things

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Speaker 1: we're talking about today. We're gonna start off with the

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Speaker 1: important news of a man in Tennessee dipping his balls

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Speaker 1: and some salsa. Uh. Then we're gonna move on to

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Speaker 1: stuff happening in Washington. Mr Michael Cohen, Congress. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: lot of ship going on, and that's mainly what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be talking about today if we have time. We're

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Speaker 1: talking about we're talking about whether the Trump emergency is

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Speaker 1: killing our environment. Uh. And a new cut of a

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Speaker 1: Star is born that might be coming our way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is not might. Don't funk around, it's coming. It

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Speaker 1: might be coming my way in the sense that I

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Speaker 1: might line up for its release. Uh, you Jason. First,

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Speaker 1: we like to ask our guest, what is something from

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Speaker 1: your search history that's revealing about who you are? Recently?

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Speaker 1: I googled an unboxing influencer. Was the man, Wow, just

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Speaker 1: getting all the checking all those millennial gen Z boxes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was for a job, so it was like technically research.

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Speaker 1: I did not enjoy. The search was like writing for

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Speaker 1: a unboxer. Yeah, like I needed to know who they works.

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Speaker 1: I needed to write an idea that included one interesting

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Speaker 1: and then you watch a couple You're like, fuck you man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: seventeen minutes to put a box of headphones. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: my ship. I hate because I I like unboxing videos

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Speaker 1: to a certain extent. I like to see someone being like, yo,

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Speaker 1: so this is the ship you're about to buy? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like that. But when they go okay, so the

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Speaker 1: outside is a real glossy paper and like and then

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Speaker 1: the print is matt okay, so that's really sleek. Now

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Speaker 1: let's open the lid. Now, Now, how's one of those

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Speaker 1: tabs that goes in the slot so you're not just

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Speaker 1: gonna rip this thing up and and it's like, yo,

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Speaker 1: pardiculous just telling about the headphones, bro, Like I don't

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Speaker 1: need about the dust bag and all that other ship.

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Speaker 1: Although I do wonder if they've made it easier to

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Speaker 1: open packages because you rarely run into those packages that

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Speaker 1: are like like the blister packs that are just impossible

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Speaker 1: to open. And I wonder if like that is the

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Speaker 1: influence of the unboxer. Well, they typically stick to like

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Speaker 1: expensive ship that's in a box that's coming to blister pack. Right,

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Speaker 1: that's that's just layers of perfect packaging. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I guess you know, it's it's a wish fulfillment

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Speaker 1: for somebody watching, Like if you know you're not going

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Speaker 1: to get that thing, you can just experience that moment.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that, but that is also pathetic. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: or just you know, like look at some people, you know,

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Speaker 1: if you can't afford it, get work harder. As the

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Speaker 1: Republicans would say, I mean, you could think about our

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Speaker 1: show as an unboxing of the news wow, which I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't recommend. I want to see the physical manifestation of

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Speaker 1: this really interesting what the mainstream media has wrapped today's

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Speaker 1: news in the headlines about Michael Cohen, And we're just

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Speaker 1: opening interesting this first layer. Look what Drudge has done

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Speaker 1: here is a piece of ship with a yeah, uh,

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Speaker 1: what do is something you think is underrated? Semi sweet

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Speaker 1: morsels okay, okay, what is this semi sweet morsel? Well,

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Speaker 1: you probably only know them as what is in most

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Speaker 1: cookies morsels, semi sweet morsels. I actually do know. I'm

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Speaker 1: lying a huge fan of it as a snack. It's

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Speaker 1: a very versatile. I'll just get a four pound bag

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Speaker 1: from Costco and then just throw down handfuls of it

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Speaker 1: that I'll generally chase with Costco almond butter also underrated.

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Speaker 1: You are right, So would you just do you ever

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Speaker 1: do the ship I used to do this? Or you

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Speaker 1: just take a spoon and then you dip it in

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Speaker 1: the bag and let them ships attached to the almond

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Speaker 1: butter and then eat that spoon. Yeah, Or I'll just

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Speaker 1: put the handful in the peanut butter and then so

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Speaker 1: I don't have to ruin the whole bag for other

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Speaker 1: people in the household, right, almost like the blood sport

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Speaker 1: like hands, Yeah, gets into the into the shredded glass.

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Speaker 1: But I think, yeah, uh, but one of those almond

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Speaker 1: butter and semi sweet morsels. Morsels is a fun word,

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, why don't these came the chocolate chips?

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Speaker 1: Someone brand that? Yeah, I don't know. Semi sweet morsels.

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Speaker 1: I love a morsel. I love them more so, but

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Speaker 1: how can you not? So? Do you like cookies? I

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Speaker 1: love cookies, but you just you just do the you

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Speaker 1: hack straight to the point. You're there for the chips. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If I don't have the patients to make the cookie,

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Speaker 1: then I just want the chips. But then if we

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Speaker 1: make the cookies, I'll only cook half the batter so

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Speaker 1: I'm still here. But I may walk a little funny,

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Speaker 1: and I'm still here. My cyanic might act up to

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Speaker 1: get a little brigg And there's gonna be a short

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Speaker 1: documentary film about you on the Oscars next year. I'm

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Speaker 1: still here. I'm still here. I guess a survivor. It's

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Speaker 1: called yeah, against all odds pounds of cookie dough. My

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Speaker 1: mom pleading with me, Mom, watch this U. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'd say in Japanese with me, shut up. My mom

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Speaker 1: would smack me though, so never my mom makes amazing

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Speaker 1: this is this is the my mom of the episode.

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Speaker 1: My mom makes really good chocolate chip cookies, very cakey,

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Speaker 1: very delicious, and always with this on my sweet morsels,

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Speaker 1: never the full chocolate, the full sugar, just always sad.

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Speaker 1: My sweet morsels taste better when they're Yeah. Actually I

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Speaker 1: suar milk. Yeah. Yeah, they're not as good. Yeah huh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you need that bitterness to bounce it out. Yeah right

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Speaker 1: right right uh. And finally, what is something you think

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Speaker 1: is over it? People who rename rescue dogs? Okay, ship,

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Speaker 1: I hate that ship. It's a lot of a few

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Speaker 1: people in here. Yeah, I mean I'm a dog owner, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you rename your rescue She didn't. I

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Speaker 1: But if you had died, so you did rename it?

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Speaker 1: From nothing? Yeah? You like, come here, respected what she

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Speaker 1: was given by God. Nothing but people you adopt, like

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Speaker 1: now it's Sebastian. Go from yourself. Yeah yeah, yeah, because

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Speaker 1: I would say Anna has a dog, but puppy right

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Speaker 1: now is tormenting your partner that was named one thing?

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Speaker 1: And actually what you did it was just added the

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Speaker 1: name you wanted to the end of its adoptive name, beautiful. Yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so wait, so you would be like calling him like

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Speaker 1: Kunta Quinte Toby. Okay, you know what I mean, original

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Speaker 1: name Ace, but you want to call it biscuits, Ace, biscuits. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I got it. So Ace is its original name, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and biscuits is it's adopted. I changed my dog's name

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Speaker 1: from Riley because I just could not see myself as

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Speaker 1: a person who had a dog name Riley. Well, you

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Speaker 1: know what, In my defense, dog was like a year old. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but whatever, whatever, fuck it. I'm my piece of ship.

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Speaker 1: I'll own it. Michael Cohen's out here owning his mistakes

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Speaker 1: all on mine. Yeah. Yes, I obviously need rename my dog. Well,

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Speaker 1: what is its name? Not Rimby? And it sounds the

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Speaker 1: same because my girlfriend, her majesty, she was like, yo,

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Speaker 1: I want to get this dog. I'm like, well, what's

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Speaker 1: the name? And she's like Riley. I'm like that ain't happening, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be out there be like Riley. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And so I said Rimby. I just came up with

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Speaker 1: it on the spot as Rimby, and we just rocked

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Speaker 1: with it. Now, where do you come down on when

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Speaker 1: you adopt a child who's like seven, you change their

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Speaker 1: name to something cuter, because I mean that's more important.

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Speaker 1: How cute a kid's name is? Uh? Jack has a

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Speaker 1: beautiful new son from Singapore named boom Box super Chill

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Speaker 1: uh and Miles Uh. You you like to talk about this,

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Speaker 1: but can you clarify for everyone who rescued who in

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Speaker 1: affair you're having. Yeah, no, that is legitimately the only

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Speaker 1: reasonable way to read it. But in studio, lawyer, is

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Speaker 1: that bad? Yes? I mean I don't see why we

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Speaker 1: should care whether he's having an affair. Boom. See, this

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Speaker 1: is a great episode we have. We have in studio.

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Speaker 1: We have you know, we're expanding the format, right, so

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Speaker 1: we have legal representation in the studio now to answer

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Speaker 1: our legal questions. But yeah, and to tell us the

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Speaker 1: things we shouldn't be yes, right right, it is an

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Speaker 1: inside job. We talked about. Matt Gates is profile photo too.

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Speaker 1: For a second. It's got a very like Grassy Knoll

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Speaker 1: shooter vibe. Yeah, it's got a weird metallicky black and

431
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Speaker 1: white filter on it. Uh. And it's his personal one

432
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Speaker 1: because it's not his one of his official account for

433
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Speaker 1: him as congress person. It's his bio, says Matt Gates,

434
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Speaker 1: Florida man, proudly serving his the first district in Congress. Quote.

435
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Speaker 1: He's a machine, handsome and going places, says real Donald Trump.

436
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Speaker 1: Dag open Gates. I mean, somebody clearly got in his ear,

437
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Speaker 1: and it's like, my man, this is holy fucking inappropriate,

438
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Speaker 1: Like there could be this could cause you real problems.

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Speaker 1: So then he, I guess, decided to go to the

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Speaker 1: house floor and double down on this because then he

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Speaker 1: tried to defend I guess his ability or right to

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Speaker 1: do this kind of bullshit. So this is him on

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Speaker 1: the house floor, really doubling down and puff and his

444
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Speaker 1: chest out, Thank you, Madam Speaker. And I guess tomorrow

445
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Speaker 1: we will find out if there is anyone that Michael

446
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Speaker 1: Cohen hasn't lied to. We already know he lied to Congress,

447
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Speaker 1: we already know he lied to law enforcement, lied to

448
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Speaker 1: the I R S, lied to three banks, and he's

449
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Speaker 1: going to prison for his lies. And so I guess

450
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Speaker 1: it will be relevant for us to determine like does

451
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Speaker 1: he lie to his own family? Does he lie to

452
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Speaker 1: his financiers? Do he does he lie to his financiers

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Speaker 1: who are members of his family? And it will be

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Speaker 1: one heck of an inquiry for us, because this is

455
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Speaker 1: someone who has tangled such a web of lies that

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Speaker 1: he is not to be believed. And I think it

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Speaker 1: is entirely appropriate for any member of this body to

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Speaker 1: challenge the truthfulness and veracity and character for the people

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Speaker 1: of the history of lying and have a future that

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Speaker 1: undoubtedly contains nothing but lies. That is the story of

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Speaker 1: Michael Cohen. We'll see it play out tomorrow, and I

462
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Speaker 1: for one can't wait to get to the bottom of

463
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Speaker 1: things and can't wait to get to the truth back

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Speaker 1: to you that. I mean, this whole vibe is very

465
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Speaker 1: much like that. But yeah, you know, I think there's

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Speaker 1: some people already in the House that are ready to

467
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Speaker 1: refer this ship to the House Ethics Committee, but you

468
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Speaker 1: know he's out here. I mean, that seemed to be

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Speaker 1: the general vibe. Like even in the room after Cohen's

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Speaker 1: opening statement, you know, they opened it up to the

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Speaker 1: various representatives and all of the Republicans appeared to be

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Speaker 1: from a planet of large, white haired, red faced men. Uh,

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Speaker 1: And they all just were accusing him of general dishonesty

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Speaker 1: and that was that was there. They were refusing to address,

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Speaker 1: you know, what he was there to testify about. It

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Speaker 1: was all about, well, you told this other lie. You're

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Speaker 1: going to j oh, thank you. Mr Sherman, Um, Mr Cohen?

478
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Speaker 1: Are you a liar? Uh? And you've lied before? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So why should we believe anything you're saying here? Even

480
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Speaker 1: though the fact that you're in a plea agreement and

481
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Speaker 1: if you fucking lied to us right now that could

482
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Speaker 1: totally blow that up and then you really face some

483
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Speaker 1: serious jail time. Why should we believe anything aside from that, right,

484
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Speaker 1: or that he would have some kind of corroborating evidence,

485
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Speaker 1: which I mean, again, he had to be very careful

486
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Speaker 1: today to not do the thing he did before, which

487
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: was a lie to Congress. And it's funny because that

488
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Speaker 1: was the only move that the GOP had when they

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Speaker 1: were questioning him, was just oh, you're such a liar dude, right,

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Speaker 1: And they're oh, my god, and they're pointing to a

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Speaker 1: time when he was working for the president for the

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Speaker 1: most part and lying on behalf of the president, and

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Speaker 1: you know, it just it seemed like they were refusing.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why the Democrats didn't specifically bring

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Speaker 1: this up, but I think Cohen himself did that. What's

496
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Speaker 1: at issue is, you know, the fact that he was

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Speaker 1: lying on behalf of the president and the president is

498
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Speaker 1: a liar, and that's what he's testifying too. But they

499
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Speaker 1: tried to spin it into a guy who led to

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Speaker 1: Congresses back to Congress to lie again, and that's it.

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Speaker 1: There's completely divorced from the fact that he was working

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Speaker 1: for Donald Trump. So his opening statement was it gave

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Speaker 1: us a lot. There's a good summary on Politico of

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Speaker 1: like the things that we learned we basically learned that

505
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Speaker 1: he was in the room when Trump took a call

506
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Speaker 1: from uh roger Stone, and roger Stone was like, just

507
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: got off the phone with Julian Osang and bad thing.

508
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Speaker 1: Bad thing. You're implicated basically that like he was like,

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Speaker 1: we're about to They're about to drop the Hillary Clinton

510
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Speaker 1: hacked emails. So and Trump was like, that's good, that's good.

511
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Speaker 1: Great that he testified that Trump cheated in his finances,

512
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Speaker 1: cheated his business partners, lied about his net worth, cheated

513
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Speaker 1: on his taxes, and was like, look at these fucking

514
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Speaker 1: idiots at the I R S. Give me ten million

515
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Speaker 1: dollars back a guy like me, Like so, he's just

516
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: like rapidly a corrupt criminal. He used threats to keep

517
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Speaker 1: his academic record secret, which I don't is really like this,

518
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Speaker 1: I don't want this to be like the main takeaway

519
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: that Trump is dumb and is lying about how he

520
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: is because I think even first of all, I don't

521
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: think anyone believes him that he was like the smartest

522
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: man in the history of the Ivy League. But also

523
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Speaker 1: that right, I was voted smartest guy ever in al ever,

524
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Speaker 1: but you can't find that anywhere though you know that

525
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: This is like the Democrats attacked Bush on being dumb,

526
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Speaker 1: and I think that ended up being a thing that

527
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: was important to the Democrats and not Bushes supporters, like

528
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Speaker 1: I hope that is not like a new tack that

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Speaker 1: they take. At the same time, it is pretty hilarious

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Speaker 1: that he basically threatened his own high schools, colleges and

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Speaker 1: the college board to never release his grades or s

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Speaker 1: A T scores. Uh, and then just a bunch of

533
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Speaker 1: racist ship that he said, yeah, well yeah, like that

534
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: black people were too dumb to vote for him like that.

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Speaker 1: My favorite was is recorded? Is No, I don't think

536
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: he has a recording of that. That is more like anecdotal.

537
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: But I thought you were just realizing that this was

538
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: a podcast. You're like, wait, people listen to this ship.

539
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: I thought we were just talking with headphones on. Oh

540
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: my god, I could hear each other better. Fuck No,

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00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: I mean that was on anecdotal, And I think that's

542
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Speaker 1: why it's even more hilarious when motherfucking Mark Meadows, who

543
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: was repeatedly throwing temper tantrums throughout the testimony about big

544
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: old documents that Michael Cohen understood better than him, which

545
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: was which is a kind of not a great look.

546
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: But he was like, oh, you say the president's racist. Huh.

547
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: He's like, well, look at this, a black woman who

548
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 1: works for Trump. He's like, you know this woman, right,

549
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: Lynn Patton. And then Michael Cohen was like, yeah, I

550
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: helped her get a job at Trump Tower, and like, well,

551
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: she's here to defend the president and she's a black

552
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: woman who says he's not racist, therefore he is not racist.

553
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: Michael Cohen claps back and he goes, well, hold on,

554
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: hold on, goes ask Lynn, how many black executives work

555
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: for Trump? This black woman said he's not racist, and

556
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: you know how we work in the GOP. If a

557
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: black person is saying this racist person is not racist,

558
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: then they're not racist. The Diamond and Silk defense, they

559
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: also used the logic that they've talked to him many

560
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: times and he hasn't been racist in those conversations, so there,

561
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: he can't be racist racist seven every conversation they had. Yeah,

562
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: so yeah. And then they used the same logic for

563
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: one of Cohen's other claims that Trump never intended to

564
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: win the presidency and that he referred to it as

565
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: a one long infomercial for the Trump brand behind the scenes.

566
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: But there was a representative from Wisconsin. I think he

567
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: was like, he came to Wisconsin. He never said that

568
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: to me, so so what why with that? Fucking Well.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, it's like statements like that, so many

570
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: people will take it as fact. Oh, I know he's

571
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: right said that, so we definitely didn't say it, So

572
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: I'll just vote for him again, you know, right, Like, yeah,

573
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: it's just giving people who already have their mind made

574
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: up something to cling to. Yeah. Well, it was funny

575
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: because each round where the like the Democrats handed over

576
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: their time for Republicans to ask questions, it was like

577
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: who could prove they were the bigger defender of Trump?

578
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: Like some would be like, oh, I don't even know

579
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: why we were here. You're such a liar and lying

580
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: about the president who I love, Okay, and he never

581
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: said racist stuff to me, so like, and it was

582
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: just it was really kind of frustrating to see again

583
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: because they're only sort of rhetorical strategy was just to

584
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: be like, oh, you lied, so why should we believe anything?

585
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: And it was never actually trying to like pick apart

586
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: the allegations Michael Combs making effort. There was no cross

587
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: examining of like anything he was saying. And it was

588
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: funny because they're even pundits like on CNN who were

589
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: like also getting frustrated with Republicans are like, dude, you

590
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: guys are fucking this up epically by just being like, oh,

591
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Speaker 1: he's a liar, all right, I yield my time to

592
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 1: Mark Meadows, who's now just going to scream a bunch. Granted,

593
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: the Democrats were not always on point. The first person

594
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: besides the chairman who like gave the opening statement, Yeah,

595
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: it was Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and she was just wasted questions.

596
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: It was sort of like the she was just would

597
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: she may have been wasted? Dude? You know I was

598
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: the head of the d n C when the fucking

599
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: emails came out, Right, Bro, So it's what's fucking good? Dog?

600
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: I'm sucking here, bro. That was essentially the substance. It

601
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: was sort of like just calling out in the beginning

602
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: of just sort of this like I was there, how

603
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: dare you? Which, yeah, for sure, I get it. That

604
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: was an airing out of the dirty Lauerry, but like

605
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: that's not again, we're here to actually hear ship like

606
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: testimony on wax that Michael Cohen is out here saying like, yeah,

607
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: I'm implicating the president these other crimes, right and I'm

608
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: telling you the straight up truth under oath right now.

609
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: One of the few things that has seemed to puncture

610
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Speaker 1: Trump's approval ratings and his appeal to the you know,

611
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Speaker 1: Trump base, his relationship to the military, and that was

612
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: one thing that Cohen talked about because Trump was asked

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Speaker 1: during the campaign when Cohen was working for him, for

614
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Speaker 1: medical records of the surgery he got for his bone

615
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Speaker 1: spurs that made it so he couldn't go to Vietnam,

616
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: and Cohen specifically said that Trump said to him, you

617
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Speaker 1: think I'm stupid. I wasn't going to Vietnam, but there

618
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: was no surgery, so he was just basically, yeah, you

619
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: think I'm built for that ship. But then also talking

620
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Speaker 1: about John McCain for getting captured. Yeah, well, I mean,

621
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Speaker 1: now he's in Vietnam, so he can finally see what

622
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Speaker 1: it's like for him. He's gonna take another l But

623
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Speaker 1: I mean again, I think it would have been great though,

624
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Speaker 1: for Michael Cohen to just sort of like level with

625
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Speaker 1: the American people of like when they talk about him

626
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Speaker 1: being a lawyer where he could just be like, look,

627
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: let me tell you how this ship works. Criminals need greasy,

628
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: motherfucking lawyers like me, like the ship I was doing

629
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: to fucking skirt laws and use a turn client privilege

630
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: to do weird dark ship and I can use my

631
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: command of the legal system to just exploit it from

632
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: my clients game my client's benefit. Yeah, and there was

633
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: he was trying to act as if like at one

634
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: point he was a good attorney, Like let's be real,

635
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: you're just one of these You're like going to put

636
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: that behind you. Yeah, you're a soul, good man breaking

637
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: bad type dude, where you're just like I'm you know,

638
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,280
Speaker 1: like this kind of character that's not character, but someone

639
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: who was willing to you know, I'm an unscrupulous lawyer

640
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: who was willing to funk around. Yeah. There were a

641
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 1: couple of points where Cohen's pride got in the way

642
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: of him being a good witness, Like he was like,

643
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: I did bad things, I'm not a bad man, and

644
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: it's like, now you're kind of a bad You threatened

645
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: to do disgusting things your suits like Rodney Danderfield, but

646
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: who one of my favorite people of all times. I

647
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 1: love him. But yeah, I mean, like they it seemed

648
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: like they could have just said, so, yes, I told

649
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: lies for a living, and we're here because one of

650
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: the lies I told. If I hadn't told it, the

651
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 1: president wouldn't be the president, right, and that's what we're here, right.

652
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: So oh, well, but you lied to the I R S.

653
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: That wasn't to defend the president, right, I'm a shitty dude,

654
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bro, Like this is how this is how

655
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: we get down right, this is the world the subculture

656
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 1: I'm involved in, like by any means necessary grifting. Yeah,

657
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: and like all the things that they accused him of

658
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: were things that he has experience with the president doing himself.

659
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: So it's just like, I don't know, it's very convenient

660
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: for them to just sort of focus on that and

661
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: not realize any of this is being done in service

662
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: of the president, like to obscure their crimes, because if

663
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: you just logically played it out, if someone goes, okay,

664
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: so you lied on behalf of the president, right, because

665
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: what if what would happen if you didn't lie, right, Oh,

666
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: then they would know about the crimes we did, right, Ah,

667
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: Like just just like drag it out easy, for people.

668
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: I think it's like really simple stuff, but I think

669
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: everyone likes to grandstand, and there was a lot of that. Yeah,

670
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: but I mean this is this does seem to have

671
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: traction on the right Drudge Reports top headline. I was

672
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: waiting for it to be about, like Hannah Wire, you know,

673
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: the Vietnamese summit between Trump and Kim Jongleman. But it's

674
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: all about this, and it says dem DEM's draw blood

675
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 1: and Cohen downloads on Trump, and it has you know,

676
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: the check signed by Trump being displayed, and all those

677
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: things that it's tough to ignore. I thought the right

678
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: was going to find a way to ignore it still,

679
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: and I'm sure they'll find a way to you know,

680
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 1: move it off of the top of their mind soon enough.

681
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: But it still seems like it's fairly like a lot

682
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: of people are comparing this to uh, Dean Nixon's lawyer

683
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: kind of he was the first person who testified in

684
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: front of Congress, and that was kind of a sea

685
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: change where public opinion was suddenly like, oh, Watergate might

686
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 1: be like a thing like this might be really bad. Uh.

687
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of people remember it as

688
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: being like the first domino that just led to the

689
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 1: downfall Nixon, but it actually came thirteen months before Nixon

690
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: ultimately resigned, so it wasn't like an immediately devastating thing.

691
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: It's just it's a turning point between when people were like, yeah,

692
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: this will go away. Watergate was already a story before

693
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: the election, and he still won the landslide. Some people

694
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: are just like, ah, this, this is not a big deal. Um,

695
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 1: And then Dean testified and people started, you know, thinking

696
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: about this. The news started taking it more seriously. And

697
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: also a point that The New Yorker was making in

698
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: their coverage of this testimony, just comparing Dean's testimony to Cohen's,

699
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: was that the key piece of information that came out

700
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: of the Dean hearing was not fully appreciated that at

701
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: the time, Like off handedly, he mentioned that he always

702
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 1: suspected Nixon was recording him, and they are like, well,

703
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: that's weird, and he was like, yeah, I don't know

704
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: why he would have been doing that, But that's just

705
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: the feeling you got because he would be always be like,

706
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: we'll check the tapes, and then he would say that yeah, yeah.

707
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: He would just say things that would be like, well,

708
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: that doesn't make sense unless you're He's like, all right,

709
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: we'll circle back to the conversation. Like, so Dean just

710
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: like put that out there is sort of a non sequitur,

711
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: and that eventually led to them subpoenaing the tapes where

712
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: he you can hear nix and being like, all right,

713
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 1: let's do the crime guys. So like, there's all sorts

714
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: of ways that these things can come back, and it's

715
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: it just seems like there's there's a lot of leads

716
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: that Cohen through out there, including he said that the

717
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: sdn Y is investigating unspecified crimes involving Trump that haven't

718
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 1: been made public. So there's more than because I use uh,

719
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: I use someone else's Netflix lugging. My favorite is my

720
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: favorite detail. We can all pick our favorite moments now,

721
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: uh if we want, But my favorite was when Cohen

722
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: said that Donald Trump repeatedly said that Don Jr. Had

723
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 1: the worst judgment on the planet, and like that everybody

724
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: who works with Donald Trump knows that he thinks of

725
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: his son as a complete fucking idiot, and he was

726
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: using that to justify basically him saying that there's no

727
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 1: way he would have let Donald Trump Jr. Set up

728
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 1: that meeting in Trump Tower without involving his father, right right, right,

729
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: So it was relevant. It wasn't just like random shade thrown.

730
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: But at the same time, it's pretty funny because that

731
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: has to kill. Yeah. I think everything from Mark Meadows

732
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: and Jim Jordan's were just great. A lot of tantrum's

733
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: being thrown really going nowhere. Uh, the flippant use of

734
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: a person of color to defend the president's racism was

735
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,320
Speaker 1: a low light for me. Mark Meadows repeatedly slamming papers

736
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: in his time, Yeah, he was really mad. Oh man. Yeah,

737
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 1: I mean it was just a big, big show, a

738
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of tea being spilt. Yeah. And

739
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: on the racism thing there, it wasn't just him saying, uh,

740
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: you know, they're too stupid to vote for me. He

741
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: also Cohen was in a car with him where they

742
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: were driving through a struggling neighborhood in Chicago and he

743
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: said that only black people could live that way. Um

744
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: so so yeah, delicious racism from the president. And one

745
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: thing that was interesting was Michael Cohen was to the

746
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: Republicans was like, I did the same thing you're doing now.

747
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: I think about that. Think about that. Because someone asked

748
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: it's like, did you have you ever known the president

749
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: to threaten someone? And he was like no, because other

750
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: people would do it for him. And they're like what,

751
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: like have you and he's like yeah, how many times?

752
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 1: He's like a lot, fifty more, a hundred more, two

753
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: more ship. But then he was saying, like, you know,

754
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: was my job that exactly? And he and he mentioned

755
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: the fact that when people get around the president, you know,

756
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: there's this loyalty they feel to him because it has

757
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 1: this like you know, organized crime kind of gang feel

758
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: to it, like hold hold the o G down. That

759
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 1: he was saying, like he doesn't have to because people

760
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: around him will do that without just they just know

761
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: they have to do that. And he's like and he's like,

762
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: and you see it now, just like with Matt Gates

763
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: tweeting ship like that, or Jim Jordan and Mark Meadows

764
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: doing the same ship doing the presents work to try

765
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: and be like, let's just try and make this guy

766
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,439
Speaker 1: look like a liar, and that's that's all we got. Yeah.

767
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: He also made made reference to Trump's use of the

768
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: phrase rat. He was like, I mean that's he's a gangster, right,

769
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: Like that's what gangsters say. Calling somebody a rat. He's

770
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: he's a Diet gangs. Yeah, well he was involved with

771
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: the mob. But he built Trump Tower. That's how we

772
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: got on, like the concrete, right. He fantasizes about that

773
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: lifestyle for sure. And that's what we call a magical

774
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: New York moment. That's right, all right, we're gonna take

775
00:42:51,040 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.

776
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 1: And meanwhile in Vietnam, Yeah, while all this is going down,

777
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: and the President is kind of silently having a meltdown

778
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,439
Speaker 1: while kind of tracking this in the background. Uh, he's

779
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: trying to, you know, save the world. Yeah, I mean, look,

780
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 1: Wednesday was the day for Kim Jong un and President

781
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: Trump for their first kissy KISSI sessh for picks and

782
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: exchange their custom tomagotchi's they made for each other because

783
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: they love each other so much, and bay it up

784
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: in Vietnam, honey. But everything was going well until the

785
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: press had the fucking temerity to ask some goddamn questions,

786
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: like some journalists or some ship. They were asking ship like, oh,

787
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 1: what do you think about the process for d nuclearization?

788
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: How the funk you're gonna ask the president Kim Jong

789
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: un something like that, or ask about are you concerned

790
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: about the Michael Cohen testimony, because you know he's worried

791
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: about all that ship. So apparently this pissed Trump off

792
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: so much that he had the press corps like nearly

793
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: barred from any other event because yeah, he's like, they're

794
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: making it too hot for me. They're making it a

795
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: way too fucking hot. They were saying one person from

796
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: Reuter's ap, They're saying the wire writers were excluded from

797
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: going with the to the press room to see the

798
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: dinner between Trump and Kim Jong un um, and a

799
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: lot of people were saying like yeah, Like Trump was like, okay,

800
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to, or Sarah Sanders said, we can't

801
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: have the journalists in there because due to quote this

802
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: is from Sarah Sanders quote, due to the sensitive nature

803
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: of the meetings, we have limited the pool for the

804
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: dinner to a smaller group, but ensured that representation of photographers, TV,

805
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: radio and print poolers are all in the room. We're

806
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: continuing to negotiate aspects of this historic summit and will

807
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: always work to make sure the US media has as

808
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: much access as possible. Whatever I mean the deal is.

809
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: At first, they were like, okay, only photographers, and then

810
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: Trump was apparently was telling the photography is like, oh,

811
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: you gotta send me those photos, and then like goes

812
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: to Kim John and he's like, I'm gonna share these

813
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: with the other beautiful photos. So make sure you get

814
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: some of these photos, like trying to like he's hooking up,

815
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: hooking him up with press photos. But he insisted, like

816
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, people are like, wait, it's too sensitive.

817
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: But you have the fucking photographers in there, but you

818
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: won't have the fucking actual writers in there. What's the deal.

819
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: Photographers can't hear, shoggers can't hear, and they can't ask

820
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: questions because I just have to do clickie clickie flash flash.

821
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: But a shout out to the photographers because they basically

822
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: told the White House they're like, Yo, if it's just us,

823
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: we're not taking photos. We need we need the writers

824
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: that we're here with to be in the room or

825
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: you're not getting a fucking get your iPhones out. Then

826
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: found a strong move. Yeah. I mean it's good because

827
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: it was like the one thing that actually got at

828
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: least a few more journalists into the dinner, uh to

829
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: see what's going on. But again. Uh, this is gonna

830
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: be a weird a few couple of days, because I mean,

831
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: this whole trip was meant for Trump to get a

832
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: little bit of a boost in his poll numbers, to

833
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: try and pretend that he's, you know, saved us from

834
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: nuclear vaporization. Uh uh, and now it's been completely hijacked.

835
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: And I think that was one of the reasons why

836
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: a lot of the GOP is trying to go hard too,

837
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: is because they know that, like this is completely fucked up,

838
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: like a great optics moment for the president, right, because yeah,

839
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: there's the you know, this trip isn't really getting much

840
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 1: air until who knows what the funk he's going to

841
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: concede in some kind of meeting with him. Yeah, and

842
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 1: this is continuing until today, right, So yeah, I mean, well,

843
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: as you're listening to this, uh, they're probably you know,

844
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: it's probably OMG news. They figured out like a cool handshake,

845
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: like uh, you know NBA teams do right at the

846
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: beginning during the introduction, so that there's probably some really

847
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: like I brought him a skip it. He's never seen

848
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,240
Speaker 1: a skip it, and we did that for a fucking

849
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: five hours. He loved it. I told him the very

850
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 1: best thing of all. There's a counter on this ball

851
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: skip it. You remember the commercial of course the best

852
00:46:54,640 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: and that doesn't work at all. Oh yeah, sniffic photos

853
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: of Kim Jonton looking into binoculars. Yeah great, he's holding

854
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:09,760
Speaker 1: him website out and it's still smiling like like oh

855
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: like completely yeah. I like to think that they're both

856
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: out somewhere looking into a field and two broken binoculars,

857
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: right right, that's the optics I want on this meeting,

858
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: looking at important things upside down. They have, but they

859
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: break him in half. We made a binocular for each

860
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: of us. That's called that's called peace Baby. Where's my

861
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: noble prize? Ye vote for me? I mean, it's got

862
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 1: to be hard for him to be having dinner with

863
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: the guy who has the thing he wants, which is,

864
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: you know, authoritarian control of the media, Like who can

865
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: just have somebody killed when they get home if he

866
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: says something that he doesn't like. Oh, he's sitting there

867
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: like a bitch getting questioned by the media. That's gotta

868
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: be fucking looking at him like, wow, you're gonna let

869
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: him say that exactly. I'm gonna let that raw, all right? Trump? Alright,

870
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: President it. Yeah, well, well we'll hold onto our butts, yes,

871
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: hold on. Sam Jackson says that is a quote, of course,

872
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: from the movie A Star Is Born, which a new

873
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: cut is coming, thank you. It will have an additional

874
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: twelve minutes of unseen footage so you can really get

875
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: into the romantic chemistry between Jackson, Maine and Ali Ali. Yeah, Aliga.

876
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean did she have a last name of it?

877
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: This is always going by Ali. Yeah. Yeah, And like

878
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: even when she's announced as a winner, it's like Ali

879
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: and then behind her like in that one performance is

880
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: just said Ali for a movie, I didn't what didn't

881
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 1: move me that much? I remember quite a lot about it.

882
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: Shout out to Angela in that one. But yeah, I

883
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess people. You know, people ship fucking

884
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga on Bradley Cooper so much, like they're up

885
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: like it. I think they're slowly overtaking Brad Pitt and

886
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: Jennifer Anderson as like a couple. Like America needs to

887
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 1: be real. Um, Like people were like screaming at their

888
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: TVs during the Oscar like just sucking a pack or something.

889
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 1: Man um. Anyway, this new film, I mean, it's just

890
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: given you more sexual tension, baby, more chemistry, they got news.

891
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 1: I'm just let you know what they got in there.

892
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: There's extended performances Andrew Dice Clay please give me that

893
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: Dice fan uh. And then yeah, there's like a song

894
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: where you seene where you see Jackson and Ali writing

895
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: a new song together called Clover. There's extended cuts that

896
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: show more of Black Eyes Alibi and Ali's impromptu parking

897
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: lot Shallow. Uh. And then new scenes show Alie singing

898
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: is that all right? To Jackson at the wedding, Jackson

899
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: the studio singing so far gone? And the aforementioned new song.

900
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to say that I care. Yes,

901
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: Black Eyes Alibi and Shallow are also you? Shallow was

902
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 1: a title, but that sounded confusing, I think. And also,

903
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: is that alright is a song title? Oh? Sorry? Yes,

904
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't know the soundtrack well enough.

905
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: I only know Shallow? Yes? Did you did you see

906
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: Stars Born? Yeah? What do you think? I loved it?

907
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go see this? Twelve minute? We're they're

908
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: putting this in a theater theaters. Yes, I'm not a

909
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: big director's cut guy. All right, yeah? Yeah, yeah? What

910
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: more do I need from this? Yeah? Yeah, I mean

911
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: people are gonna love people. Anna, are you gonna go

912
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,439
Speaker 1: I know you liked yeah, all right, probably I would

913
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: get it probably from her anyone. I want to see,

914
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: like a different story, you know, if you're gonna show

915
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: a director's cut, have I'm both hanging from that garage

916
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 1: when yeah, I can see. Yeah. The thing that I

917
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: would need is for that part to be more earned,

918
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: because it was just so abrupt. Yeah thing he like

919
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: the managers like you're screwing her life up. Broad's like

920
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: I am okay, yeah that God, I got pills in

921
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: my glove box for this. Yeah. It was just an

922
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: odd Yeah. I mean you know again that I think

923
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: could have been earned. But I love that Chester and

924
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: not a writer. No that we probably ruined that movie

925
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: for someone listening to that. I know, spoiler alert, spoiler

926
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: alert after that what we said happened, and we'll spoil

927
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: your experience. I mean, honestly, at this point, you know,

928
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: what the funk are we gonna do? You know that?

929
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: I think I feel like everyone knows what's that's what happened.

930
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: And also it's a movie that's been out three times

931
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: before this, right and every one of them has ended

932
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: the same way, or is the director's cut that he

933
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: doesn't blank himself at the end of the movie, right,

934
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: suck his own dick. That's what I was just thinking.

935
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so I mean, we'll see. I don't know.

936
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 1: That is a reference to an earlier Bradley Cooper character,

937
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: uh from Niptuck. From Niptuck, he played a character broke

938
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: his own neck trying to suck his dick. Died. No.

939
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: He goes in to see the two surgeons like with

940
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: a fucking like immobilizer halo neck brace on, and he's like, yeah,

941
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: I was just curious, like I think he was talking

942
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: about another She's like, why you're down there? Maybe giving

943
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: a couple more real inches down there. And then they're

944
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: starting like how did you hurt your neck? And like

945
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: you try to suck your own dick, didn't you? I did?

946
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 1: And that was his I mean that opened a little bit.

947
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: If that was that doctor. That doctor's a line of

948
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: questioning to everyone though, right, like how did you do

949
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: this trying to suck your own dick? My arm is broken?

950
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: A right? Yea? What is your neck off? Sucked up

951
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: trying to suck your own dick? I told you I

952
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: was in a horrific car accident with my wife who

953
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: passed away. You fucking asshole. I'm really sorry, man. So

954
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: now you really have to suck because because she's dead.

955
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: So I'll pick it up. Bro, What do you need

956
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: like another eid on there to heal my neck? Jesus Christ, Jason,

957
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: you're a beer guy, uh formerly formerly? Maybe I grew

958
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: up a lot of beers, you know. I grew up

959
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: drinking in the woods and the suburbs. Yeah, thirty packs.

960
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,320
Speaker 1: We can get our hands out. We were drinking what's

961
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: the cheapest around you, Natty? At that time, it was like,

962
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: well yeah, Natty, Ice, nat Yeah, Ice House, Red Dog.

963
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: These are like ten dollars best, ye Ice, you just

964
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:20,439
Speaker 1: wanted the ice when you're a teenager, because I get

965
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: you sucked up off of like seven it was the

966
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: pre I p A R. Yeah, exactly, that's right, the

967
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: poor man's I p A right. I mean just side

968
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: note before you getting the story, I read a thing

969
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: that kids are getting funked up off vanilla extract because

970
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: it's thirty five alcohol. Yeah, so like they're going to

971
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: like Trader Joe's and like school district was like warning

972
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 1: parents are like, if your kid has like bourbon vanilla

973
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: extract in their backpack, they're sipping that ship to get

974
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: sucked up. That's so they're not cooking, they're not bringing

975
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: it to school to add to the just dump it

976
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: in their coffee. They buy and just down it and

977
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: are fucked up. Yeah, you know who else up off

978
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,439
Speaker 1: of that alcohol? Yes, exactly, which was gonna say that too.

979
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: Just buy alcohol? Is that? Just like if you're trying

980
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: to if you're undercover, getting undercover or it's cheaper. Yeah,

981
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: around the house. If you do that, just get pure l, homie,

982
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: put that on ice. Yeah, a couple of pumps, A

983
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: couple of pumps and water. You know what I mean.

984
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: You're good? Yeah, funked up? Your insides are burning, your

985
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 1: sophagus is burned. No, that will really fun your mouth wash.

986
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 1: There's the other one a lot. It's like alcoholics like gang,

987
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't do that. Just get pop off

988
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: vodka or whatever. Much help if you have from alcohol.

989
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: But if you're gonna do it, don't don't drink pure

990
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: the official stances. Drink pure l from me. I'll just uch.

991
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: That's where I land. Anyways, Beer is becoming less popular

992
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 1: now that kids have you know, these e cigarettes and

993
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 1: there their ecstasy, right, that's what the kids are into, right,

994
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: come back, so they they're there's just it's on the

995
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: it's on the slide. There are more effective ways of

996
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 1: getting sucked up. Yeah. That, and I think they're also

997
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: trying to overcome the reception because of people. You know,

998
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: people love the fucking rose now is wine time now

999
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 1: all the time? People love fucking cocktails. They're like Japanese

1000
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: whiskey and ship like that. It's making beer just sort

1001
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: of like they're having a sophistication perception issue and it's

1002
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: like fighting against Yeah, there's the micro brewery thing that

1003
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: kind of tried to take it in a hipster direction. Yeah,

1004
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: that also became kind of lame. And beer is generally

1005
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: like mass market is associated with just like dumb commercials

1006
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: for like sports bros and ship like that. Like that's

1007
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: not a fashionable thing to be anymore. Yeah, because I

1008
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: think also, you know, it's just sort of we used

1009
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: to live in a world where it was the two

1010
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: options were like you want to do shots or you

1011
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: want beer, And now we're like what's a Manhattan right,

1012
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: like Sasa and ship like that. So anyway, because of this,

1013
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: there was like a fucking emergency like roundtable summit like

1014
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: last year where the fucking top brewers We're talking like Heineken,

1015
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: Anheuser Busch, InBev, Constellation, Molson Coors got the funk together

1016
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,399
Speaker 1: and they're like, how the funk do we get people

1017
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: to drink beer? Like something like b level cartel meeting

1018
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:10,720
Speaker 1: with belly losers. They and so this is a quote,

1019
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: this is what they were thinking, it says. Executives from

1020
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 1: the four companies met early last year to discuss what

1021
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 1: the Wall Street Journal describes as a Got Milk style,

1022
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 1: brand neutral ad campaign to convince Americans to buy beer.

1023
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: The hours long meeting at a hotel in Virginia focused

1024
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: on how beer can regain its market share when spirits, wine,

1025
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: and cocktails are perceived as more sophisticated. Right. I would

1026
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 1: have in the past maybe thought of that as like

1027
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 1: that's weird because milk is so wholesome. But man, that

1028
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: dairy cartel they're the most dude. I'm dead serious, they are.

1029
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: They're bad. They've been killing us since we've known that

1030
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: dairy kills people. Since World War Two, when we had

1031
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: dairy rations, and we kept it going because he kills people.

1032
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: Like the when they had dairy rations, the heart disease

1033
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 1: like went down for the first time and only time ever.

1034
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 1: Oh because we're like, hey, we got a cool milk. Yeah,

1035
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: they just like didn't have enough milk to drink for

1036
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: everybody to get fat off of or get heart disease

1037
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:09,439
Speaker 1: off of. And then the dairy farmers just we're like, yeah,

1038
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: we're going to cover that up and just like make

1039
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 1: sure that people keep consuming. What's your favorite milk to drink?

1040
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: Min's half and half delicious. I do love whole milk

1041
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 1: on my cereal. I gotta have home you got if

1042
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: you ever put a little half and happened some like

1043
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: frosted flakes or fruity pepple. Yeah, it's like a bull

1044
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: ice cream. Oh yeah yeah. Well anyway, this this whole

1045
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: got beer thing. Also, can we talk about what the

1046
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 1: funk would that campaign even have a look like that

1047
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: wasn't going to be ridiculous, Just like it's like a

1048
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: guy at a bar on a date and like the

1049
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: dude next time the hipster was like, oh, have a mohito,

1050
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: and this guy's like and he's have a beer and

1051
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: then a woman's like I want to fuck, and it's like,

1052
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: I think that's every beer ad for the past thirty years.

1053
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, it's like making fun of hipsters, beers tighter,

1054
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: more masculine. I think that's the problem, is attaching this

1055
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: like hyper masculinity to beer. Yeah. I don't think this

1056
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: is going to solve any of their problems, since the

1057
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: only ad that tried to make beer, Sophist Kid, was

1058
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: the most interesting man in the world, being like I

1059
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 1: don't usually like beer. Beers kind of shitty, but when

1060
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: I drink it, I'll drink this one. So I don't

1061
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:23,439
Speaker 1: wear condoms. That guy has never once wren. That guy.

1062
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: I've seen him in real life at a barbecue restaurant

1063
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 1: in Santa Monica. He's so pale in real life I

1064
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: felt fucking betrayed. Yeah, he's a very fair skinned man,

1065
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: so that you know the I guess you need that

1066
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: sort of like passed out in the desert kind of you. Yeah.

1067
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: But anyway, this got beer thing was going to happen

1068
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: up until bud Light did that fucking shade campaign during

1069
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl where they're like, oh, there's corn syrup

1070
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: in the beer. Bro that's why we're no corn, so

1071
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: we use rice syrup. Now, a lot of brewers have

1072
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: been like, it doesn't it's a pretty industry wide thing

1073
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: that's going on. Doesn't make that much of a difference,

1074
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: but whatever. But all the other brewers like, bro, you

1075
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: just kicked everybody else in the dick for your own benefit.

1076
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: And they're like, fun that we're not doing the god

1077
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: beer thing anymore. Right, They had like an agreement of

1078
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: the five families, like the Godfather, and then they started

1079
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: the war. Then yeah, then they moved on the Colombians

1080
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: and then boom, now we're here and now we have

1081
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 1: no got beer. Shit, man, I'm really worried about the

1082
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: beer industry. Uh, those guys deserve better for all the

1083
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 1: water they're sucking out of the earth, especially in Mexican

1084
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: for like to kill people like Ustralia and like Corona,

1085
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: then beers, man, you want to talk about the damage

1086
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: that's being done to that water table for local people

1087
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,439
Speaker 1: who are like we have no fucking water, and they're

1088
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: like no, no, no no, no, people need their beer. Yeah,

1089
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: So I mean there's gotta be a way to make

1090
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: everybody happy. Keg stance back to Keg stance, Yeah, what

1091
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: was the time you did one? Last time? I did

1092
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 1: a keig stand last night? Yeah, right before bed. That's

1093
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: just how myles drinking. That. What I do is I

1094
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: break into a bev Mo around three am and I

1095
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: just bust the kegs oup and do my own kegstands

1096
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: against the wall. But no, honestly it kegs. I think

1097
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 1: I did it once because drinking upside and ship just

1098
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: came out my nose. I was not good at drinking,

1099
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: because can anyone drink inverted like healthily? Not healthily? I

1100
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: don't think. I think that contradiction in terms, Yeah, but right,

1101
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: I think honestly the first I nearly drowned myself with

1102
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: the goddamn fucking keg tap in my mouth being held

1103
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 1: upside down. I was too good at drinking, which is

1104
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 1: why I don't drink anymore. So I I could. I

1105
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,959
Speaker 1: could get the keg stand down pretty pretty well. Maybe

1106
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 1: let's let's do something. We'll get a water jug. Now.

1107
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: I can drink anything pretty quickly, especially man, really, man,

1108
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: get me a mountain dew, give me a glass of

1109
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 1: half and half. Yeah, I can go down easy, Baja

1110
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: blast boys over here, Yeah, yeah, man, I do Oh good.

1111
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time in high school in

1112
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,959
Speaker 1: parking lot some Taco bells. Wow, just like the scene.

1113
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: I'm glad that's about in Connecticut the Taco bell scene

1114
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: was lit. Yeah, it was woods or Taco Bell rights drinking? Right,

1115
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: Why did the time? Why was your Taco Bell parking

1116
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: lot like this den of iniquity? Then? I don't know.

1117
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: I think it might have been the one opened the latest.

1118
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 1: And there were a lot of easy routes to run

1119
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: away when the cops came. Just one exit, like you

1120
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: could just get out of there, like two or three

1121
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: different until I got a car right right, right, But

1122
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 1: it didn't make most sense to be on foot at

1123
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: Taco Bell just because it's easier. Yeah, yeah, I was

1124
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: gonna guess roller skates. We didn't have woods Man growing

1125
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: up here. We got what our dirt like on freeway underpasses. Yeah.

1126
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 1: The best is in the South when like people live

1127
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: on farms just out there and drinking, like the horse pastures.

1128
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: Oh wow, but you're what you're trespassing when you do

1129
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 1: it or somethime. Well, my I had a friend who

1130
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: had a horse farm. Look at you sort of fire

1131
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: and horse farm friend. First porn or I ever saw

1132
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 1: I was called horse keg maybe gang. Now that makes

1133
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: more sounse early in a comedian horse horse. I don't

1134
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 1: think you know what a porno is. This horse is great.

1135
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: Crash Jason. It's been a pleasure for having you, man,

1136
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: this is fun. Thank you. Where can people find you?

1137
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: All social handles are at eat pray Jason okay, and

1138
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 1: also eat pray Jason dot com. We make it real easy.

1139
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 1: Um Thursday, if you're in Los Angeles, come to the

1140
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: Virgil eight o'clock for big money. That's tonight. That's tonight. Yes,

1141
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: that is tonight. So if you're here, go out there,

1142
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 1: go to the version. Okay, Yeah, it'll be a good show,

1143
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,439
Speaker 1: a lot of fun, big money like you that people

1144
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 1: can win a lot of money when they get there.

1145
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 1: Big money, well like big comedians a big money, big money.

1146
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh. And is there a

1147
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: tweet you've been enjoying? Yeah? I did enjoy a tweet yesterday.

1148
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: Let me scroll up to it. People say comedy is

1149
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: a drug, but I've never moved to a new town

1150
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: and had to earn the chance to get high. And

1151
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: for all the comedians listening, that is very true. Yeah,

1152
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 1: and then it can read a second one yeah yeah

1153
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: from a Lori Kilmartin, hilarious comedian here. And it was

1154
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: a text a screenshot of a text from my mom,

1155
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 1: and it said mom is having a Costco stroke and

1156
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: Mom wrote, I just saw something in Costco called butt

1157
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 1: lax seal Want no, I just saw something in Costco

1158
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 1: card for lax No no no, no no, okay, using

1159
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 1: the microphone, very difficult mom text, mom, text all my

1160
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: mom text about possums, but they plaguing your mother's She

1161
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 1: is the fucking possum whisper. Wow. She like people know

1162
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: the show. She's she's like a literal card carrying member

1163
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: of the like American Opossum Society society. And does she

1164
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: have them as pets or they just kind of come

1165
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,360
Speaker 1: They come to her backyard and she leaves food out

1166
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: in water and she anthropomorphizes them and acts like they

1167
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: were like they escaped genocide somewhere and she's like giving

1168
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: them refuge. It's she's got a whole thing. Where is this.

1169
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 1: This is in North Hollywood. Okay, yeah, it's going down

1170
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 1: over there. So if any possums down down on your look,

1171
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: possums looking for help, go check out my mom's yard.

1172
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: There's something endearing about them, I know, the rat like,

1173
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 1: but they're kind of crazy. That's why I'm like, if

1174
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: they just got some you know, some veneers, really ugly

1175
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 1: dog that like becomes cute because it's so ugly. Oh yeah,

1176
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: I still don't like them though, Okay, anything ugly, Okay, wow,

1177
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 1: weirds me out. Okay, it's fine, Miles. Yes, where can

1178
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 1: people find you? You You can find me follow me on

1179
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray. A couple of

1180
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 1: tweets I like. One is from at beat Man Bam.

1181
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,439
Speaker 1: It's a video, so I can't really to you, says

1182
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 1: just and it just says the captain is just because

1183
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: it's Black History Month and it's like a marathon and

1184
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 1: like Trinidad and Tobago and these two white women are

1185
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 1: like kind of at one and two together like about

1186
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 1: to cross the finish line with their hands raised up

1187
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:15,479
Speaker 1: and round the back comes this black woman fucking full

1188
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 1: sprint and just takes first place right under their noses. Bow.

1189
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 1: Black History Month. We're still here the last day now.

1190
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: Other tweets are like from at Connor McNutt. You know,

1191
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: love this content, McNutt. It's a discussion little back and

1192
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 1: forth between Marie Condo and the person says Marie Condo, nothing,

1193
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 1: nothing's in your life, sparks joy me no mk oh

1194
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 1: my god. Credits roll uh. One more is actually from

1195
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 1: our guest Jason Burke at E Pray. Jason, who said,

1196
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 1: because I agree with this whole heartedly, says people who

1197
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 1: wear Nikes with Adidas socks? Were you raised by wolves?

1198
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: Wolves that dressed like shit, don't funk around and makes

1199
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:58,200
Speaker 1: your shoe and sock brands and you look ridiculous. Keep

1200
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 1: it consistent. Thank you. Yeah, that fucking spoke to me

1201
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 1: directly to my heart. So I thank you for it's

1202
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: raising your voice in this time. Thank you. There's one

1203
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: issue I could address in America. It's that yeah, where

1204
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 1: someone walked by me in the streets New York and

1205
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 1: I had to stop and pull my phone on and

1206
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: write that down. I was so see and that's the

1207
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: kind of vain shallow people. Yeah, do you mind if

1208
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 1: the socks don't match each other? Like can it be different?

1209
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 1: Or I mean, unless you're like carry kittles and you

1210
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 1: wear one sock high one sock low, that's kind of

1211
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 1: a move, you know, I do you know, uh, I

1212
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 1: don't know. You know I do that, but I'm doing

1213
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: that right now. I'm telling you carry kiddles man, his

1214
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 1: style was underrated. A tweet I liked so Big Bird

1215
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: from his verified account big birds Verified. Come on, guy,

1216
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 1: it's not even real shade. I'm not terrified. Big Bird

1217
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: tweeted a b C d F g h I j

1218
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 1: K element O p q r S t u v

1219
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 1: w x y Z. That's the most remarkable word I've

1220
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 1: ever seen. And Brooks over over like tweeted a fool

1221
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: and we all lap it up. Uh drew toothpaste tweet.

1222
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,920
Speaker 1: Facebook is doing to boomers what working in a mercury

1223
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 1: vapored hat factory did to the nineteenth century laborers. And

1224
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: then I just have to this is worthy of a

1225
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 1: k but it doesn't have either of our names in it,

1226
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 1: so I can't use it there. But so this is

1227
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:28,120
Speaker 1: from sir at a Panda to the tune of we

1228
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 1: built this city. We poop be shitty, we poop be shitty,

1229
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:41,120
Speaker 1: big fart but whole all right. Wow. I hope, I

1230
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 1: hope this is one of the ones my parents listened to.

1231
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,400
Speaker 1: Uh shout out to you guys. They probably hung up

1232
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 1: or pit stop when I screamed nine eleven wasn't inside job. No, No,

1233
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 1: they are there on that. Yeah to you happen bid

1234
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: sorry one other. Uh So, somebody said someday they're going

1235
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,480
Speaker 1: to make a movie about the PR team for the

1236
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 1: Green Book and it will probably win an oscar. And

1237
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 1: then they just have a list of headlines. I wasn't

1238
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 1: hadn't really put this all together, so they have. Hollywood

1239
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:11,320
Speaker 1: reporter Diego Mortenson apologizes for using N word during green

1240
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:16,080
Speaker 1: Book panel the Rap. Green Book star herschel Ali apologizes

1241
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 1: to his character's family after they call film symphony of

1242
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 1: lies people. Green Book director Peter for Elliott sorry for

1243
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: flashing his penis to Cameron Diaz. I was an idiot.

1244
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:30,280
Speaker 1: New York Magazine. Green Book writer Nick Villa Longa has

1245
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 1: apologized for his two thousand fifteen tweet claiming that he

1246
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:36,679
Speaker 1: saw muggle in America's cheering during nine eleven. That's fucking

1247
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:42,800
Speaker 1: just NonStop wow. Well but yeah, you know, that was

1248
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: never going to derail that ship. I think because the

1249
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 1: people who really liked dream Book are kind of like

1250
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:51,679
Speaker 1: they missed the point, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, totally,

1251
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: but it's just they had to miss the point over

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Speaker 1: and over and over again. No, he fairly really dogable

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Speaker 1: with it a man. I really wouldn't pull my dick

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Speaker 1: out on the set. Yeah, but I did it as

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Speaker 1: a goof. It's a goofy Uh. That tweet was from

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Speaker 1: the Frigginator. Anyways. You can find me on Twitter at

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Speaker 1: Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at

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Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zigeist on Instagram. We

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Speaker 1: have a Facebook fan page and a website, Daily zeitgeist

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Speaker 1: dot com, where we post our episodes and our foot

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Speaker 1: were we link off to the information that we've talked

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Speaker 1: about today's episode, as well as the song we write

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Speaker 1: out as well. Second day. Um, okay, I think we'll

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Speaker 1: do a song by Anika and I K. It's called

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Speaker 1: I Go to Sleep. Uh. This is like a song

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Speaker 1: about a lot of artists sing but Discover was particularly

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Speaker 1: good and it caught my attention when I was watching

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Speaker 1: Russian Doll last night. So yeah, this is Aniko's version

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Speaker 1: of I Go to Sleep. Rust and Dalgos not bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like you know Natasha Leonen's character. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: could hang out with it for real, Like all the time,

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Speaker 1: like she's she's got the Yeah I was, I was

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Speaker 1: gonna going alright, we're gonna write out on that. We

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Speaker 1: will be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast

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Speaker 1: to talk to you guys up by nine. I look

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Speaker 1: around me and feel you are ever so knows to me.

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Speaker 1: Each day that flows from my eye brings back memories

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Speaker 1: of you to me. I go to sleep, sleep, I'll

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Speaker 1: imagine that you're they with me. I go to sleep,