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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenty. I'm hello, Hi, Javier.

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Speaker 1: This is Sage from Fitness. How are you? Um? Hi? Hi?

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Speaker 1: You said you're from Fitness. My name is Sage and

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Speaker 1: I work as the night janitor. I hope you don't

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Speaker 1: mind me calling, but I tracked down your number from

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Speaker 1: our system. What's this about? I was wondering if I

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Speaker 1: could ask you a favor, poor faviller favor? What kind

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Speaker 1: of favor? Well, you're always in here showering at the

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Speaker 1: end of the night, is that correct? I think that's you. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where this is going, but you better

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Speaker 1: not be hitting mommy. Oh oh no, dear me, no,

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Speaker 1: that would be unprofessional. I have seen you shower though,

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Speaker 1: that's a fact. But you see me shower. What's not

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Speaker 1: all about? I'm sorry? Let me rephrase that. Since you're

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Speaker 1: always one of the last people to leave, I have

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Speaker 1: to clean up the shower after you every night, so

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Speaker 1: I know when you shower, you clean up after me.

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Speaker 1: What does that even mean? Well, I am the janitor

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Speaker 1: at the gym, so I have to clean the showers,

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Speaker 1: and so I clean the shower after you're done. You're

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Speaker 1: calling me to complain about having to clean up after me.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, that's not it at all. I love

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Speaker 1: my job. I get such a thrill from scrubbing down

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Speaker 1: those dirty tiles every night. I love it. What are

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Speaker 1: you calling me for? Okay, that is a good question.

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Speaker 1: I guess I should get to the point. Since I

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Speaker 1: see you so much at the gym, I consider us

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Speaker 1: friends now, and I've been making a gift for you. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not just a little bit creepy. That's like super creepy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe I should explain more than I just simply need

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Speaker 1: your hat size, that's all. There's nothing creepy. I just

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Speaker 1: need your hat size if I could get that from you,

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Speaker 1: my hat size. Yes, What the hell has that got

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Speaker 1: to do with anything? Well, it's for the gift I've

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Speaker 1: made for you. Look, I'm gonna hang up the phone

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Speaker 1: if you don't tell me what this is about, all right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well I will Okay, see you see, I've been collecting

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Speaker 1: your hair from the drain, and I fashioned a hat

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Speaker 1: made from your own hair. What I can tell you're excited. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not excited half for my hair. Yes, I did.

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Speaker 1: I think you might like it. I just need the

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Speaker 1: correct size. Don't touch my hair. I just throw it

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Speaker 1: away right Oh, but I can't stop petting it. It's

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Speaker 1: actually in my hands right now and it feels so silky.

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Speaker 1: But you don't want the gift that I made for you. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want the gift. You're gonna be fined. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call your boss. How about that. If you call him,

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Speaker 1: please don't tell him about the hat that I made

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Speaker 1: from his hair too. Everybody's getting hair hats this season.

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Speaker 1: What's well, it's a prank phone call for one in second,

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Speaker 1: I think I love you. What it's a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your buddy

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Speaker 1: Scott set you up. Oh my god, are you kidding me? No.

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Speaker 1: He told me that you're always the last one out

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Speaker 1: of the gym at night and he wanted me to

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Speaker 1: freak you out. I cannot believe you would turn down

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Speaker 1: a hat made from your own hair. That is such

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Speaker 1: a thoughtful gift, though a disgusting gift. Oh I love

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Speaker 1: you up every morning with you so pressure