1
00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,360
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of New

2
00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:11,320
Speaker 1: Mexico The Land of Entrentment. Nope, enchant trent Nope, nope,

3
00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:15,040
Speaker 1: whatever you want much. I got that one wrong and

4
00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,880
Speaker 1: it requires scientific precision. That is courtesy of Johnny Davis.

5
00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:25,720
Speaker 1: The short show title, Uh God, Lord of the Short Show. Yeah,

6
00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,400
Speaker 1: well I am Jack, you are Miles. That is yet

7
00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,080
Speaker 1: another in the series of short show titles that are

8
00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:36,080
Speaker 1: based on license plates. That's pretty kind of like New

9
00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:42,360
Speaker 1: Mexico having that sort of energy Land of Enchantment it yeah,

10
00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,680
Speaker 1: good for them, it is enchanted. Someone invited me to

11
00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,800
Speaker 1: be the efficient at their wedding in New Mexico in

12
00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:52,240
Speaker 1: like two years. In two years, yeah, like someone was

13
00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,840
Speaker 1: like getting was like, hey, we want to come out

14
00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,720
Speaker 1: to New Mexico to do a wedding real quick. Tell

15
00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,080
Speaker 1: me what the food is. Yeah. Yeah. If you're listening in,

16
00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:05,759
Speaker 1: can I bring Jack and Anna and justin please show

17
00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:12,520
Speaker 1: all right? Well, uh, I am Jack, you are Miles.

18
00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:17,440
Speaker 1: And here are some things that are trending. Rihanna is

19
00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:22,280
Speaker 1: trending because the Republic of Barbados announced that she is

20
00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:27,759
Speaker 1: the the new national Hero. She is officially a national hero,

21
00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,280
Speaker 1: so the Republic of Barbados has dropped one queen and

22
00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:36,720
Speaker 1: gained a much better one. There is is how news

23
00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,840
Speaker 1: person would say that. But um, yeah, no longer the

24
00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:43,679
Speaker 1: head of state, Elizabeth not the head of state anymore,

25
00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,480
Speaker 1: and they got their own president. They even saluted the

26
00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:50,000
Speaker 1: flag one last time. They said, take that fucking colonizers

27
00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,720
Speaker 1: shipped down, putting on our own ship now. But yeah,

28
00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,720
Speaker 1: isn't the new flag designed or like, have anything to

29
00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:02,440
Speaker 1: do with fanty VNTI ex Puma is the designer of

30
00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:06,320
Speaker 1: the flag. Really don't really don't, But yeah, it's just wild,

31
00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,160
Speaker 1: especially when you think of Barbados is like entire history

32
00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,480
Speaker 1: with the Transatlantic say, slave trade and the British Empires

33
00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:14,880
Speaker 1: role and all of that. And Prince Charles, like in

34
00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,760
Speaker 1: his speech at this ender, was like, hey, man, slavery

35
00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:21,639
Speaker 1: was pretty fucked up, y'all. That's on us. Sorry, m

36
00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,800
Speaker 1: But hey, it's not often you'll hear people say that

37
00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:28,799
Speaker 1: out loud when they're a world leader. Uh. CNN Entertainment

38
00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,679
Speaker 1: has I'm just gonna read a couple of quotes from

39
00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,800
Speaker 1: their report on this. Rihanna's homeland wants her to continue

40
00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:41,480
Speaker 1: to shine bright like a diamond. Um. But then the

41
00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:46,560
Speaker 1: Prime Minister also on in uh their speech said on

42
00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:49,760
Speaker 1: behalf of a grateful nation, but even prouder people. We

43
00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:56,280
Speaker 1: therefore present you the designate for National Hero of Barbados. Uh.

44
00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,600
Speaker 1: And then may you continue to shine like a diamond

45
00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,840
Speaker 1: and bring your on and bring honor to your nation

46
00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,480
Speaker 1: by your works, by her actions, and to do credit

47
00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:09,880
Speaker 1: wherever you shall go, acting as our umbrella. Ella. Ella,

48
00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:18,280
Speaker 1: Now come on, rude boy, can you get um anyways?

49
00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:22,239
Speaker 1: Uh much? They're they're trading up in in many ways.

50
00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:25,680
Speaker 1: And yeah, well, I mean like Queen Elizabeth, man, I mean,

51
00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,880
Speaker 1: nobody's heard from her. I feel like it's only only

52
00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:33,120
Speaker 1: only drama headlines these days coming out of there. Is

53
00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:39,560
Speaker 1: uh she dead? Oh Queen Elizabeth. No, I know, not officially,

54
00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,960
Speaker 1: but it would be full of crab memes and crab

55
00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,840
Speaker 1: emojis if if Queen Elizabeth went down right, I just

56
00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,640
Speaker 1: feel like, but she had like a few like health

57
00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,720
Speaker 1: scares too, and then like I feel like everything's like

58
00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,160
Speaker 1: she's against a doctor's orders, going off wheel like off

59
00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,560
Speaker 1: roading in her land rover. Okay, so she's back out

60
00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,840
Speaker 1: in the public eye because that she had a couple

61
00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,320
Speaker 1: of health scares. And then wasn't seen for a while,

62
00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,760
Speaker 1: and people suspected that they were going to try and

63
00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,720
Speaker 1: like Weekend to Bernie's Her for a couple of months

64
00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:14,680
Speaker 1: until whatever. They had all the press and ceremony in alignment.

65
00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,839
Speaker 1: But you know, just waiting for the right news day.

66
00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:23,480
Speaker 1: Um alright, Uh top ten Christmas movies. I'll tell you

67
00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:28,640
Speaker 1: the one way to ensure that you get talked about

68
00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:33,320
Speaker 1: is put out a definitive list that makes no fucking

69
00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,960
Speaker 1: sense whatsoever. Um, and that is what. Let's see. This

70
00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:44,000
Speaker 1: is the Bend Oregon Film Alliance. Uh Bend Oregon famous

71
00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:48,440
Speaker 1: for being the location of the last Black blockbuster. Um,

72
00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,719
Speaker 1: I think when that? Whenn't that? Then? Oh yeah? Um

73
00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,520
Speaker 1: wait why but why is it being put out by barstool?

74
00:04:55,520 --> 00:05:01,120
Speaker 1: First all just made the graphic knockout between bar Stool

75
00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,560
Speaker 1: and the Alliance and then working film Alliance like this.

76
00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,600
Speaker 1: Uh so they're top ten Christmas movies of all time.

77
00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:12,400
Speaker 1: Number one, Wonderful Life, all right, we'll go ten to one,

78
00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:17,080
Speaker 1: So bad Santa, number ten. It belongs in the top ten,

79
00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:21,480
Speaker 1: probably not that low. Number nine Home Alone two belongs

80
00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,119
Speaker 1: in the top ten. Satisfied. Those are my two movies

81
00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:28,359
Speaker 1: we talked about number eight, Miracle on thirty four Street

82
00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:35,640
Speaker 1: Um number seven a Christmas Story? Number six, drumroll please

83
00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:43,039
Speaker 1: Home Alone three? What Home Alone three is a better

84
00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:47,200
Speaker 1: Christmas movie than Home Alone two? First of all, better

85
00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,919
Speaker 1: than a Christmas Story, better than Miracle on thirty four straight?

86
00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really care about Miracle. Yeah, I

87
00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:58,159
Speaker 1: don't either, but it seems to be a bad Santa. No.

88
00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,640
Speaker 1: Number five l which I would agree belongs in the

89
00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:05,520
Speaker 1: top you know five four? Uh, not better than Home

90
00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,600
Speaker 1: Alone three obviously, but still a pretty good one. Uh.

91
00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:13,120
Speaker 1: Number four Christmas Vacation. Uh you know, how can you

92
00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:18,440
Speaker 1: vote against the charm of Chevy Chase? Uh? Number three

93
00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,760
Speaker 1: Hold onto your butts one more time for me? Fred Clause,

94
00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,960
Speaker 1: the fucking Vince Vaughan movie. Yes, Fred Clause number three

95
00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:31,080
Speaker 1: on the on the list, beating uh National Indians, Christmas

96
00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,960
Speaker 1: Vacation and elf. Um, look what they did to us?

97
00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:41,920
Speaker 1: Look how they massacred my list. Whats uh? And then

98
00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,840
Speaker 1: number two Home Alone number one, It's wonderful life. Uh

99
00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:50,839
Speaker 1: you know high for Home Alone probably, but um yeah, like,

100
00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,200
Speaker 1: but it does seem like they just did a very

101
00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,560
Speaker 1: straightforward list of the top ten Christmas movies and we're like, wait,

102
00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,520
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta put so we gotta people ship

103
00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,599
Speaker 1: in here. So so let's drop that Home Alone three

104
00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,360
Speaker 1: at number six and Fred Claws at number three. Oh

105
00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,720
Speaker 1: that should be I think we should dabble in that

106
00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:13,000
Speaker 1: like and start putting out our own just inflammatory meme

107
00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,680
Speaker 1: lists because this guy used to work with that Playboy.

108
00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,680
Speaker 1: He does that a lot, with those like fake maps

109
00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:22,000
Speaker 1: that you see. Yeah, and it's like he's just found

110
00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,920
Speaker 1: a niche of just like upsetting people with his fake

111
00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:31,800
Speaker 1: demographic research. Yeah. No, that's I mean, it's the easiest

112
00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,640
Speaker 1: thing in the world to do that. The smart thing

113
00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:40,520
Speaker 1: they did here is do a pretty straightforward list and

114
00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:45,720
Speaker 1: then so it feels like, okay, okay, what what the fuck? Um? Yeah,

115
00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:54,840
Speaker 1: but dances with Wolves in the four Yeah, hey came

116
00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:59,200
Speaker 1: out during Christmas time, so deal with it all right? Well,

117
00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:03,360
Speaker 1: speaking of home loan to Donald Trump's former chief of staff,

118
00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,200
Speaker 1: Mark Meadows, has agreed to cooperate with the House Panel

119
00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:13,480
Speaker 1: Investigation UH into the January sex capital riot um, which

120
00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,080
Speaker 1: of course means that he'll probably just like stonewall um

121
00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,559
Speaker 1: or whatever. But it is, according to The New York Times,

122
00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,160
Speaker 1: a stunning reversal for a crucial witness in the inquiry

123
00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,960
Speaker 1: because they gotta get excited about something over there at

124
00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,560
Speaker 1: the New York I mean sure, I mean, I mean

125
00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:34,200
Speaker 1: it is something that he didn't he didn't go there.

126
00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,240
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to put me under the jail type

127
00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:40,400
Speaker 1: ship um like Steve Bannon is currently on course to

128
00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,960
Speaker 1: do that. But yeah, I'm curious. I'm very curious to

129
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:49,080
Speaker 1: know what the atmospheric forces around him are, like, Like

130
00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:53,440
Speaker 1: whether it's his family being like please don't just end this, like,

131
00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,320
Speaker 1: don't put us to a trial and ship and and

132
00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:00,280
Speaker 1: trying to be a lightning rod for the political disc course,

133
00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,240
Speaker 1: or maybe he has maybe he's like funk that the

134
00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:07,000
Speaker 1: bills to fight this case fuck that. And I know

135
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,360
Speaker 1: Trump's not giving me any money and the maga world

136
00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,880
Speaker 1: doesn't funk with me enough that I can go out

137
00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:14,240
Speaker 1: there and be like help me. So I don't know. Alright,

138
00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,560
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back,

139
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:32,439
Speaker 1: and we're back. Santa's are trending because we gotta Santa's shortage.

140
00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:35,680
Speaker 1: It's not it's not just the supply chain, folks. Every

141
00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:39,079
Speaker 1: everything is conspiring to make this the worst Christmas ever,

142
00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:42,640
Speaker 1: exactly you're looking at your looking at the stats right now,

143
00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,640
Speaker 1: and you're crying because Christmas is going to be ruined.

144
00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,160
Speaker 1: They're saying. When I say they, I mean higher. Santa

145
00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:54,120
Speaker 1: dot Com is telling us that the number of available

146
00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:59,600
Speaker 1: of available Santa's for Higher is down ten while the

147
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:04,400
Speaker 1: demand and for Santa's is up one hundred twenty one

148
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:09,480
Speaker 1: per cent. What are we going to do? Damn? I mean,

149
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:15,160
Speaker 1: it's still still seems like Santa's were probably very much

150
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,000
Speaker 1: over supplied last year. Like this seems like if you

151
00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,400
Speaker 1: if you actually look at the numbers, there was probably

152
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,679
Speaker 1: very little demand for Santa's last year mid pandemic, since

153
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,640
Speaker 1: no stores were open. And then so yeah, of course

154
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,360
Speaker 1: demand for Santa's would be up by uh you know,

155
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,720
Speaker 1: at least double uh maybe I'm a little surprised not

156
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,439
Speaker 1: more than that. And then the number of Santa's available

157
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,120
Speaker 1: for a higher being down ten percent seems like a

158
00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,280
Speaker 1: small number when you think about the number of Santa's

159
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:51,240
Speaker 1: normally available is stupid. Uh fuck Fox News but also

160
00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,920
Speaker 1: Fox Santa. Yeah yeah, wow, you heard it right here.

161
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,600
Speaker 1: Yeah ship, you didn't get me? Uh man, that dupe

162
00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:04,000
Speaker 1: me one. That's all it took. Otually the daily Zeygeist

163
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,720
Speaker 1: is the one place that Santa draws the line in

164
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,800
Speaker 1: terms of watching and listening. Uh, it's the one thing

165
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,080
Speaker 1: he doesn't listen to. It's like, sorry, you guys, can't

166
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,640
Speaker 1: do it. Not if I said, it's it's too far

167
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:22,280
Speaker 1: left for him ever since they got woke, can't handle

168
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:26,360
Speaker 1: it anymore. Could you imagine? It sounds like a movie

169
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:30,080
Speaker 1: to where like in a pandemic, like elderly men who

170
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,720
Speaker 1: play Santa like are at a like a like a

171
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:36,480
Speaker 1: rare you know, kind of character actor. And then like

172
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,600
Speaker 1: they sit and all like have all these six children

173
00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:41,000
Speaker 1: sit in their laps, and then like we lose and

174
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,320
Speaker 1: then we lose all of our Santa's. Could imagine because

175
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,640
Speaker 1: they're all catching COVID. Yeah, like that would be wild.

176
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,400
Speaker 1: Not say I'm interested in that, but like if that

177
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,080
Speaker 1: would alter Santa culture. And then like no, man, remember

178
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:58,440
Speaker 1: the Christmas of twenty two. Yeah, I mean it's hard

179
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,760
Speaker 1: to I remember when I was young. So now there's

180
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:05,240
Speaker 1: this late, this more recent trend of people whose life's

181
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:09,319
Speaker 1: goal it is to play Santa like they're they they

182
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,760
Speaker 1: view it as a calling, and they are old, jolly,

183
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:17,600
Speaker 1: rotund men with big white beards, and I used to

184
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,160
Speaker 1: get Santa's. I used to sit on the lap of

185
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:26,200
Speaker 1: Santa's that were clearly thirty something. Uh. You know people

186
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:30,160
Speaker 1: with drinking problems who you know had did not have

187
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,400
Speaker 1: white hair. Uh, their their masks were not sticking to

188
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:37,040
Speaker 1: their face because they had the sweat. And I, yeah,

189
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,960
Speaker 1: you know, to get kids these days don't know, how

190
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,559
Speaker 1: could they have a mile? So what you're describing it

191
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,160
Speaker 1: sounds like bad Santa. I think that's what I was.

192
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,280
Speaker 1: I do get most of my memories from But then

193
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,959
Speaker 1: you know, they were kind of a good guy, even

194
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,400
Speaker 1: though they were a little complicated. Like I was getting

195
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,000
Speaker 1: bullied at school at the time and Santa stuck up

196
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,199
Speaker 1: for me and kind of made sure I got home safe.

197
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,680
Speaker 1: And I was living with my grandma at the time.

198
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:06,120
Speaker 1: Has always said I have trouble distinguishing my memories and

199
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:11,280
Speaker 1: Billy Bob Thornton movies. So I have I remember when

200
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:16,040
Speaker 1: you said the whole plot of that movie bandits as

201
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,800
Speaker 1: and then I have this ship bag brother who U

202
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:31,200
Speaker 1: always trying to rob banks? Uh, also sling ble just

203
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:35,120
Speaker 1: doing all the hits. M did you ask you for

204
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:40,560
Speaker 1: French fried potatoes right pretators? Yeah, fed pritators. Parague A growl,

205
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,080
Speaker 1: who is the new Jack Dorsey and whose name I

206
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:51,040
Speaker 1: will eventually uh presumably pronounced correctly um is has drawn

207
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:56,480
Speaker 1: the ire of conservatives um because he once tweeted and

208
00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,160
Speaker 1: I quote, if they're not going to make a distinction

209
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:02,680
Speaker 1: between Muslims are extremists, then why should I distinguish between

210
00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:10,920
Speaker 1: white people and racists? And people are outraged? Uh there,

211
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,800
Speaker 1: And then the sort of mainstream take seems to be okay, guys,

212
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,920
Speaker 1: he was quoting a satirical show called The Daily Show, okay,

213
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,120
Speaker 1: and that was just a quip. But like, I don't

214
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:26,120
Speaker 1: understand how that's a controversial statement, like, yeah, that's that,

215
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:32,760
Speaker 1: that's the same, very very similar. What comparisons there? What

216
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:37,359
Speaker 1: the fuck is if anyone who's Muslim is an extremist?

217
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,280
Speaker 1: And but then you have a problem with even saying

218
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:44,880
Speaker 1: that like that white people who are racist, do do

219
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:50,080
Speaker 1: everything in your power to not describe it as racist. Yeah, okay,

220
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,720
Speaker 1: parague at parague A. I feel bad that he couldn't

221
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,240
Speaker 1: even get his first name without the last initial as

222
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:59,040
Speaker 1: a handle as the fucking CTO of Twitter or now

223
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,960
Speaker 1: a CEO. But he was probably he was clearly a

224
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,880
Speaker 1: Ringer who they brought in. He wasn't like that there

225
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,600
Speaker 1: on board, Yeah, got there late because um, but yeah,

226
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:15,160
Speaker 1: this is this is classic um you know, uh conservative

227
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,560
Speaker 1: and just generally white people in modern America, where they

228
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:23,520
Speaker 1: think being called racist is worse than anything that they

229
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:27,480
Speaker 1: could call someone who's accusing them of racism. Like I

230
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,280
Speaker 1: think that's the being a terrorist. Yeah, that's worse than

231
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:36,040
Speaker 1: being called a terrorist. Right, Okay, we'll make a distinction

232
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:40,160
Speaker 1: between white people and white extremists. I don't know, um,

233
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,440
Speaker 1: whichever way you need to go with that, Yeah, please do.

234
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,800
Speaker 1: But I guess again, like even like we'll talk about

235
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:49,600
Speaker 1: in tomorrow's show, there's just an inability to just be like, yeah,

236
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,920
Speaker 1: there's racism that's rampant, it's a problem. Chances are you

237
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,400
Speaker 1: know many people or some people that are racist, and

238
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,800
Speaker 1: yet what and yet we're here to say everything's fine

239
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:08,160
Speaker 1: and dandy, Okay, okay. Uh. And Amazon is trending because

240
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,600
Speaker 1: of the great deals that were happening in stran Now

241
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,680
Speaker 1: they're they're trending because so we had covered the union vote.

242
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:21,479
Speaker 1: People were hopeful because uh, a warehouse in Bessemer, Alabama

243
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,800
Speaker 1: had a union vote coming up. Um, and the conditions

244
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,240
Speaker 1: were shitty there, and it was just like a blatant

245
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,240
Speaker 1: example of like this is a place where unionization could

246
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,120
Speaker 1: really help all of the people who were voting on this.

247
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:39,600
Speaker 1: And then uh it went down by a two to

248
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:43,000
Speaker 1: one margin. It was like a wipeout and you know

249
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:47,760
Speaker 1: of people voting uh no on unionization. Um. And then

250
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,960
Speaker 1: like the reporting started to come through, uh, you know,

251
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:57,400
Speaker 1: saying that they would make people like spend long hours

252
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:02,520
Speaker 1: at like anti union edge patian you know sessions, and

253
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,439
Speaker 1: then like would watch them as they filled out like

254
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,800
Speaker 1: the vote and you had to vote on the Amazon campus,

255
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,680
Speaker 1: and you know, people got the sense, okay, I would

256
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:18,200
Speaker 1: get fired if I voted against Amazon's wishes. And over

257
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,480
Speaker 1: the ballot you're about to tick yes or no, and

258
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:25,320
Speaker 1: they're like you're about to put the right and you're

259
00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,440
Speaker 1: like oh and you move back to the know and

260
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:33,160
Speaker 1: they're like yeah, good, good, good good. Uh. And anyways,

261
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:37,880
Speaker 1: a local judge has ruled that yeah, this is bullshit,

262
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,159
Speaker 1: uh and they need to redo the election alright because

263
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:46,480
Speaker 1: all that ship is illegal what Amazon was doing. Um,

264
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,680
Speaker 1: well that stopped them from meddling in this next one.

265
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,239
Speaker 1: Only time will tell. Well, Uh, funny you should ask,

266
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,480
Speaker 1: because Amazon and the rw D s U, which is

267
00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:01,119
Speaker 1: the union, have already restarted their campaigns the anticipation of

268
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:05,200
Speaker 1: a second election. The company has four thousands of employees

269
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,080
Speaker 1: to attend meetings about unions and posted science critical of

270
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,840
Speaker 1: unions in bathrooms. So you know that they're gonna make

271
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,800
Speaker 1: you pay dues, right, You'll have to pay It's like

272
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:20,399
Speaker 1: it's another bill. Never mind that through collective bargaining you

273
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:25,360
Speaker 1: you'll have a way better outcomes. But the d that's

274
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,800
Speaker 1: why they are all these fat cat union heads who

275
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:33,840
Speaker 1: are billionaires that you always hear about. Just take it

276
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,800
Speaker 1: in there for the big pay pay days. Yeah, and

277
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:43,200
Speaker 1: not uh fat cat Amazon CEOs who are inventing new

278
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:47,960
Speaker 1: forms of space travel and saying that you your work

279
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,520
Speaker 1: directly paid for that. So yeah, yeah, new forms of

280
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:57,040
Speaker 1: slavery too. Yeah. Innovators, innovators, some of the best, some

281
00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,840
Speaker 1: of the best to ever do. Predatory capital was um

282
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,640
Speaker 1: um Alright, well, those are the things that are trending

283
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:10,359
Speaker 1: on this Tuesday, uh, the last day of November, our

284
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,200
Speaker 1: last recording of November. This is the last you will

285
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,320
Speaker 1: hear from me with a mustache looming over my mouth.

286
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:22,119
Speaker 1: It's been a pleasure hosting this show with this mustache.

287
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,240
Speaker 1: But I'm um, it's it's going to be behind us

288
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:34,200
Speaker 1: the next time you hear men's health is alright. Well,

289
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,680
Speaker 1: those are the things that are trending on this Tuesday afternoon.

290
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,159
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of

291
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,679
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be

292
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,560
Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about

293
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,679
Speaker 1: white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.

294
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,480
Speaker 1: Bye bye,