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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.

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Speaker 2: Show.

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Speaker 3: It is a fifteen minute show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Something tells me we're going to get into a lot

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Speaker 1: of trouble on today's podcast. Danielle is here, and there's

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Speaker 1: Scottie Bee drinking his liquid sud shot and drama, and

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Speaker 1: there's Gandhi and there's Nate, and there's Scary and there's

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Speaker 1: Garrett and here we are back from vacation making fun

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Speaker 1: of Scotty b first trapping all over social media?

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Speaker 4: Not rename it from the Serial Killers Studio to the

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Speaker 4: first Trap Studio.

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Speaker 2: Why why is it a thirst trap?

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Speaker 1: Because you are you're in there being sexy Zaddy boy,

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Speaker 1: you know, on the beach in Jamaica.

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Speaker 2: What's the what's the what's the definition of thirst track?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to get people to click on the you.

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Speaker 5: Got that face on? Yeah that hey come hither face.

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Speaker 3: No shirt off?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Yes, no, I had a bathing suit on.

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Speaker 2: No, but were you wearing pants and there?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I had a bathing suit on. I was taking

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Speaker 3: a quick break. Yeah, a little liquid sundshote break the java.

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Speaker 1: And so there's another thing going on you need to

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Speaker 1: know about to says you listen to this fine podcast

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Speaker 1: is whenever Scotty Bee posts, he always has a clever,

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Speaker 1: clever sentence describing the scene in the photo.

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Speaker 2: Can I here's when you here's the caption.

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Speaker 3: You should have used coffee tea me or me coffee

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Speaker 3: tea or me?

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Speaker 5: The music to wait wait wait wait, this is the music.

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Speaker 3: No, it's Jamaican.

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Speaker 5: That's come get Me, Come get Me music.

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Speaker 1: Well, so you another reason you should follow Scotty b

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Speaker 1: is because he does have very very predictable posts and things.

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Speaker 3: He said, and we love seeing you naked on the beach. Okay,

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Speaker 3: you had a good time. You had a great time

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Speaker 3: in Jamaica though, right beach is negrill was it was

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Speaker 3: just gorgeous. It was just it's scary at a wonderful

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Speaker 3: time in Jamaica as well.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Sandals Dun's River let me tell you something. See

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Speaker 6: it's crazy, yes, no question, Yeah, I loved it.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead.

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Speaker 6: And because Sandals is an adult, it's adults only. So

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Speaker 6: I got the best of my favorite world with you know,

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Speaker 6: for me not having kids around and just doing things,

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Speaker 6: you know, with with couples and people hanging out at

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Speaker 6: bars and drinking, swim up pools things like that.

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Speaker 3: Scary had some shirt off pictures too.

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Speaker 2: How come you don't get you? Hold on a second, well,

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Speaker 2: I hold on no.

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Speaker 6: I made it a point to try to only be

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Speaker 6: filmed shirtless from behind, although.

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Speaker 2: A couple of frontal pictures of me got in there.

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Speaker 2: Stay snuck in there somehow, half frontal by the half frontal. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course, sonyway, you look fine.

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Speaker 3: Look you having a good time.

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Speaker 2: Okay for fifty I dare say, he's only in second

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Speaker 2: quarter out you Yes, I'm being totally serious. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: well there you go. But you know you're in the

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Speaker 2: fourth quarter.

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Speaker 6: The problem is when the sun is overhead and you

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Speaker 6: you're filmed shirtless, the sun casts a shadow over your boobs,

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Speaker 6: making them look thick.

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Speaker 1: They're bigger than they really, Oh no to self, Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, it's it's it's sort of like the sun

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Speaker 1: dial philosophy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I guess, bit so I like.

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Speaker 2: When it's cloudy out. And then Danielle.

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Speaker 1: Danielle actually drove down the turnpike to Jackson, New Jersey. Yes,

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Speaker 1: six Flags, great adventure, but she went on safari. It

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Speaker 1: looks so cool.

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Speaker 5: Well, because there's you know, they have the Safari that

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Speaker 5: they have now Safari, the Safari trucks they drive you through.

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Speaker 5: It's a whole big experience. But now they have Savannah

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Speaker 5: Sunset Resort and spa where you actually stay on the

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Speaker 5: safari and it's glamping and it's They're so cool. We

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Speaker 5: got to meet like a new animal every day at

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Speaker 5: a certain time, like a small animal. I pet a snake,

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Speaker 5: one of my dad's biggest fears.

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Speaker 3: Sneake me too.

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Speaker 5: But I put a snake. I'm so so yeah.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't slimy, wasn't anything like that.

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Speaker 3: They feel like boots.

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Speaker 5: But the best one to me was the giraffes. They

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Speaker 5: are my favorite animal. They are so fantastic and I

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Speaker 5: learning about them and seeing them and watching them.

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Speaker 1: They're so majestic, aren't there majestic?

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Speaker 5: And they're so inquisitive and they're like they want to

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Speaker 5: be in your business. It's so cute, Like if you're

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Speaker 5: doing something, they're like, what are you going? Like they're

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Speaker 5: like sticking your head on over and they have a

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Speaker 5: lot of VIP experiences that you can add on to

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Speaker 5: your stay, so you can pet rhino or you can

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Speaker 5: like you know, encounter just giraffes a little bit closer.

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Speaker 5: But to wake up every single morning and have animals

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Speaker 5: just the coolest thing.

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Speaker 3: It was so cool awesome. Yeah, So, Garrett, what did

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Speaker 3: you do on vacation?

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Speaker 4: Well, aside from keeping this show afloat and David Cat's

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Speaker 4: turning it off as we talked about on the show,

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Speaker 4: I had my niece's wedding down in a Jersey over

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Speaker 4: the weekend. So my niece and new uh I guess

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Speaker 4: Kylie and Ben. They got married. It was great. But

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Speaker 4: in the hotel we stayed at, the room right next

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Speaker 4: to us was the door was burst busted down by

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Speaker 4: the cops because someone's parents called for a wellness check

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Speaker 4: next to it. And I've never seen anything like this.

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Speaker 4: It's like imagine watching Cops but live. So I'm with

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Speaker 4: my two kids. The cops have their their flashlights on

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Speaker 4: and going oh boy, yeah, no, that's that's that's a

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Speaker 4: crack pipe. Yeah no, that's powder. Wow, all right, yeah, no,

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Speaker 4: they're not here, by the way, No they're not here.

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Speaker 4: You can tell the parents they're they're not here. They're

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Speaker 3: The room was flipped upside down. And and then so wait,

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Speaker 3: hold on, this is your vacation highlight.

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Speaker 4: I've never experienced anything like this, Elvis. So I'm like, well,

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Speaker 4: so I asked the cops as they're leaving, I go, hey,

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Speaker 4: between us, should should I move my family? And they're like, oh,

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Speaker 4: this is a very safe hotel. And I go, sir,

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Speaker 4: in all fairness, you're leaving with two bags of god

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Speaker 4: knows what with you. You're the brown paper bags, say otherwise,

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Speaker 4: And they took the danger with them.

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Speaker 3: They took the danger with them.

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Speaker 4: So then then so I come home that night and

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Speaker 4: there's a little pamphlet the cops left about, you know,

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Speaker 4: don't do drugs. But it looked like, you know, uh,

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Speaker 4: you know, a delivery worker would like slip it under

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Speaker 4: the door for like Chinese food or pizzas for the

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Speaker 1: The next day, they can't. That's that's my thing. I mean,

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Speaker 1: they left their drugs there. No I'm thinking I come

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Speaker 4: So the hotel goes, oh, we asked them to leave

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Speaker 4: three days ago. I go, I'm pretty sure they're back

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Speaker 4: in that room right now. Knock on the door. Excuse me,

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Speaker 4: as anybody cut the forgotner. I'm like, oh boy, God,

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Speaker 4: I go, Alie, take the kids out the back, please,

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Speaker 4: my niece. My niece is in her wedding dress, ready

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Speaker 4: escort them off the property. I go, I go, excuse me, officer,

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Speaker 4: I question, why wouldn't you arrest these people?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's just a wellness check.

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Speaker 4: I go, you literally left with the god knows what

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Speaker 4: paraphernalia in there, and you're not doing any well. We

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Speaker 4: can't because we didn't see them. Do You were in

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Speaker 4: their room and you took all this stuff. So I

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Speaker 4: love your vacation. Vacation there you get?

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Speaker 3: That's crazy?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: And Nate, what did you do? I was just trying

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Speaker 3: to do some drugs in New Jersey. I mean, I

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Speaker 3: don't know. People kept knocking on the fucking door. Okay,

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Speaker 3: sounds like you had a great time. All right, Well, look, uh, you.

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Speaker 1: Know we're still doing our five minute, fifteen minute morning

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Speaker 1: show podcast, because it's the.

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Speaker 3: Summer hours and summer night till we're over twenty first,

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Speaker 3: we're over, We're over.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and the fall hours, we're going to fall behind.

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Speaker 5: So we're when you behind, you lose time.

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Speaker 3: Minute, we're gonna fall fall back.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 3: Well, anyway, I'm all back together. What did you do

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Speaker 3: on your break? I don't think we really we really

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Speaker 3: got to figure that out. Well. I I worked.

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Speaker 1: I worked on a house that needed needed some love,

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Speaker 1: and I got tires replaced on cars, and I had

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Speaker 1: replace at the lord, I was the hottest guy there.

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Speaker 3: What's the question?

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Speaker 2: Name the question the room?

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Speaker 3: It was a week of that, by the way, guessing

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Speaker 3: how many cable boxes you have at your residence?

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Speaker 1: Do we really want to talk about this? And I

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Speaker 1: fought with the cable company. I fought with the cable

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Speaker 1: things fixed online and it didn't work, and finally got

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Speaker 3: They said it was fixed. Went home, It wasn't fixed.

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Speaker 3: Still doesn't fix.

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Speaker 2: I bet you were the hottest guy at the cable box.

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Speaker 3: I was the hottest guy.

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Speaker 1: I was the hottest box. I was the hottest box

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Speaker 1: at the cable office.

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Speaker 3: That was your question, Nate. My question, what's the over

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Speaker 3: under on how many cable boxes Elvis had to take

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Speaker 3: care of during his timelfe seven?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say eight. Okay, if it's.

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Speaker 3: If he has a cable box for all the rooms.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I think he cut the cord.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he has.

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Speaker 1: Right, Well, technically seven is what I needed, but I

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Speaker 1: had eight because they they they added went on for

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Speaker 1: some reason. I can't get them to take it all away.

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Speaker 1: It's the biggest fuck up I've ever seen in my life.

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Speaker 1: So I'm about I'm thinking about maybe cable is a

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Speaker 1: thing of the past.

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Speaker 3: YouTube TV cut the cord, Elvis cut the cord. Baby

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Speaker 3: about to do it?

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Speaker 4: To do?

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Speaker 3: The thing is is I you know I need to

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Speaker 3: watch a little local TV. I can still do that

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Speaker 3: on Hulu or something. Canton.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can still do all kinds of stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, because I.

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Speaker 1: Want to see my friends who have TV shows that

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Speaker 1: are local. Anyway, that was my vacation. Thanks for asking.

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Speaker 1: It sucked a big donkey dick. Okay, it was awful.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you need another one, though, Tariko. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I've got one coming up.

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Speaker 3: I've already planned my next month and this one's gonna

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Speaker 3: be good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we got to get out of here The five

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Speaker 1: Minute fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow we'll continue this conversation.

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Speaker 1: Good Bye, The fifteen Minute Morning Show