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Speaker 1: I feel like it'll lead up some time every once

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Speaker 1: think for a lot of people. Listen, it's oh no,

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Speaker 1: it's not Friday, nor thy man. Okay, that's exactly a

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Speaker 1: long And you're right, we don't do the podcast on Friday,

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Speaker 1: a Thursday. So I figured we would just do some

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Speaker 1: fun games around the room that would eat up some time.

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Speaker 1: I eat two truths and a lie. It's also a

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Speaker 1: great game to get to know your friends a little

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Speaker 1: bit better. Yeah, because the last time we did this,

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Speaker 1: I think we all had something that I actually didn't

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Speaker 1: know about Scary, I didn't know about Brody, I didn't

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Speaker 1: about Garrett, and now we have Gandhi in the mix. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I've never played this with you guys because I'm new,

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Speaker 1: so I get to learn all kinds of Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I think since you're the new person, you should go first. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna tell you three things and then

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Speaker 1: So I have gone skydiving. I have gone swimming with sharks,

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Speaker 1: and I am on Tinder. Oh second ones a lie least,

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Speaker 1: that's my guess. Okay, you don't think I've gone some

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Speaker 1: one of the sharks. I think one or two. I

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Speaker 1: think the lie is you're on Tinder. Okay, the lie

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Speaker 1: is the skydiving. But you've gone with sharks, that's one.

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Speaker 1: I'll go scott diving. Yeah, you haven't gone Scott having

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Speaker 1: So the lie and all of it is that I'm

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Speaker 1: on Tinder oh anymore. I'm not on Tinder anymore. No,

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Speaker 1: but somebody is using my pictures and talking to people

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Speaker 1: currently on Tinder. You currently on any other dating app? No? No,

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Speaker 1: how do you get into the dating world just by luck? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I feel like everybody that I've met I've just met

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Speaker 1: I'm still dating Mr. Six one seven, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: positive about it. So what was the talk to him?

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Speaker 1: The day he left for bootcamp? Was last time? Not

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Speaker 1: allowed to talk to them in boot camp. You're not supposedly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like if you like one phone call or something, it's

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Speaker 1: like prison. I told Dandie yesterday, I'm like, what are

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Speaker 1: to like just say yeah, what the hell? But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have gone skydiving and I have gone swimming with sharks.

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Speaker 1: But the reason you don't see the pictures, Brodie, is

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Speaker 1: I'll get the proof. And where'd you go swimming with

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Speaker 1: I did a cage dive with sharks ones too. That

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Speaker 1: want god, okay, two minutes have gone by. Shut up, dick. Okay.

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Speaker 1: a life you've lived. Wait, so who got that one? Right? Then? Carrott? Right,

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Speaker 1: Damn all right, So Brody and I got that right.

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Speaker 1: So then it's Eastern, Okay. Before I was in radio,

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Speaker 1: a current late night talk show host called my house

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Speaker 1: and asked me to write for them. Called my home number.

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Speaker 1: A T three. I've been in jail. M hmm. I

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Speaker 1: think the lie is that you were in jail. You

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Speaker 1: haven't been in jail, hasn't been in jail. I think

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Speaker 1: I know that he was pulled over by a cop

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Speaker 1: for soliciting prostitution. That is not true, sain Um. I think,

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Speaker 1: just based on the way you worded those questions and

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Speaker 1: with that one being the lie. Okay, scary. I'm still

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Speaker 1: going with with jail. Yeah, I'll go with jail too, Okay,

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Speaker 1: ate us Bertie would totally be the guy who remembers

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Speaker 1: every digit of the S A T score. He definitely had,

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Speaker 1: and if he wasn't jail, he would talk his way out.

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Speaker 1: That's going to be the lie. Well, I got a

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Speaker 1: fourteen seventy one. Yeah, I think it's the Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Bill Maher called my house and asked me to write

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Speaker 1: for him tree it. Uh what happened there, I'll get

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Speaker 1: back to that. In Maui, I was arrested for hitting

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Speaker 1: a few of you that story a number of times, scaring.

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Speaker 1: He was on cocaine and I did not get anywhere

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Speaker 1: close to fourteen aute, a minute a half. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'll go quick, I'll go quick. All right. Uh, funny enough,

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Speaker 1: I got a nine eighty on my p S A T,

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Speaker 1: which is your pre My first two girlfriends turned out

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Speaker 1: to be lesbians, and I started on the high school

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Speaker 1: basketball team. I'm gonna go with I'll go with basketball.

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Speaker 1: I'm going s A T P S A T. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go with basket. You get a thing, It's not

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Speaker 1: like ten points off right, Like it's like you no,

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Speaker 1: it would be that square. I think. I think, I

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Speaker 1: think you're bragging. You would have been a lot is

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Speaker 1: basketball because I know he's had the lesbian story. I

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Speaker 1: know that girl. That's what I'm saying, And that is

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Speaker 1: the line because if it was true, you would have

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Speaker 1: been mentioning for the past five years, seven years of

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Speaker 1: work and to be on strikes a nine seventy. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go basketball, all right? It is, well, you do

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Speaker 1: have a bad back college time? Did you played that card?

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Speaker 1: How you actually? I'm like, we would have known this

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Speaker 1: years ago. That's not good at this game? Cofine or

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Speaker 1: apparently I practiced that girlfriends turned out to be lesbian? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a grade school. What didn't happen? They found

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Speaker 1: out he couldn't play basketball? All right? The guys stupid.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather go on with it. He got a nine seventy.

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Speaker 1: Talk to me when you hit a thousand, is your

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Speaker 1: crrent girl from gonna turn up to be a lesbian too?

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Speaker 1: Who do some blows the fifteen minute morning show