WEBVTT - Thanksgiving with Cousin Benji

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter, the subject how

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<v Speaker 1>important is intimacy before marriage? You want me to say

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<v Speaker 1>something crazy, Well, it ain't important at all, don't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw that out there, So I guess so I get

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<v Speaker 1>people to see. That's how you get times the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, it's the nephew the King of Pranks with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call. What you got? Thanksgiving is up

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<v Speaker 1>on us. You have people coming in family members. This

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<v Speaker 1>right here is Thanksgiving with cousin Benji. Thanksgiving with cousin

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<v Speaker 1>Benja cat dog. If you hood hello, Hello, what is

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<v Speaker 1>this this Clinton? Is this this bes? I'm calling? Is

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<v Speaker 1>ms Purvis though, Um, you know she's saying here right now?

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<v Speaker 1>But this is our daughter? Um? Is there a problem? Oh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>this this this beis this Mama Mama Lorid's nephew. Who

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<v Speaker 1>is this again? This Blenda? Mama, Mama Lowid, Mama loads

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't it? Ain't it correct? Mama Lord's persister. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>being I'm I'm her nephew from the other side of

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<v Speaker 1>the family. You say your name? Whatno glend? Okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell y'all supposed to get in and we should be

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<v Speaker 1>there by the afternoon. Okay, Uh is ms Purvis is

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<v Speaker 1>she is your mama making the the dresses? Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>making enough for about forty five people. Um. We actually, um,

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<v Speaker 1>this was discussed about a month ago, right y'all on

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<v Speaker 1>the y'all they had the conference call, the conference good

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<v Speaker 1>family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay, Nah, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>what reason why they got me to call? They wanted

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<v Speaker 1>me to go in and all, and and I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to give me this pervious she's not there. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>she's not here. What's wrong? Uh? Okay, they're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>They're not gonna need her to do the um to

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<v Speaker 1>do the dress. And why wouldn't they need to do

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<v Speaker 1>dress and she's been making it for ten years? We did,

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<v Speaker 1>We just discussed it. So what do you mean they

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<v Speaker 1>say that they got somebody down here there's gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>the dressing, especially since y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to

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<v Speaker 1>bring it, you know, and be traveling with it. But

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<v Speaker 1>they got somebody gonna do the dressing. Okay, Well, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, how are you you're you're Ben? What is

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<v Speaker 1>your name that wasnot my name Benjamin, but they called

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<v Speaker 1>me Benji. But but but, like I say, uh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on the other side of the fact, I ain't on

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<v Speaker 1>y'all side. Okay, Well, I'm still trying to kick out.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you calling me? Because she's been making a

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<v Speaker 1>dressing for ten years? Like I said, And I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been discussed. So I don't even know why why

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<v Speaker 1>you're calling me. I don't even know you. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm trying to explain to you this right here

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<v Speaker 1>is that they got some y'all. Y'all ain't got to

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<v Speaker 1>worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.

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<v Speaker 1>They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it, so

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<v Speaker 1>and otherwhere with you know, if you can tell Miss

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<v Speaker 1>Pervish ain't got to worry about the dressing this year,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you want me to tell my mama after

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<v Speaker 1>she'd been making dressing for ten years, that child say,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all't even worried about She shouldn't have to make this

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<v Speaker 1>ship because we're driving there. We drive every year. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna do that to her. So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't I don't even know who you are

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<v Speaker 1>to be calling me anyway? Why can't somebody calling me

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't know regarding it? Okay, okay, you're going

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<v Speaker 1>the right, I am blend all right, listen, let me

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<v Speaker 1>say this because I I don't mind saying what what

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<v Speaker 1>everybody thinking, but most people don't want to say. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me just say this right here. Really, what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>is just right here. A lot of people in the family,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, don't really don't don't really like miss Pery

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<v Speaker 1>of his dress, d Benjamin who he supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>let me sporting something there my mom about making Chresten

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<v Speaker 1>you don't keep that and we ain't bringing that home.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us so you can tell your family that I

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<v Speaker 1>said that because you understand me. I mean, for first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, you got to understand that I'm bringing news

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<v Speaker 1>that that that people didn't don't voted on, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>what everybody want to do, don't nobody, Well, why is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Knew we had a meeting from dress she been making

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<v Speaker 1>it ten years. Ain't nobody been saying nothing and against

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<v Speaker 1>what when them up in the house, Nobody did not

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<v Speaker 1>be walking up and through that. I'm talking about my

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<v Speaker 1>mama either, And you know I'm gonna eat Okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>see right there. Why why if people don't like the

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<v Speaker 1>dress in Glinda, why do you want to make submit

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<v Speaker 1>everybody to having to eat it if they don't like it?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't That's how I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to call me, well, I don't know, No Benjamin, Benji,

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<v Speaker 1>who I want to do. I'm mama Lord's nephew from

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of the family exactly, and they don't know. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and it really really to the bad all that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know you. But I'm but but I'm but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm man enough, I'm man another call you and tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what we're gonna do it where we are, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>go don't do well. I know it wasn't anteat it again.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna make that transfix you. I'm gonna eat it

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna und my name. Okay, okay, right there, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know this might be hard for you. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand what you grew up with liking everybody else might

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<v Speaker 1>not like you even say what you want to. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even remember you be white, so you weren't there

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<v Speaker 1>like it because you want in down around. But she

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<v Speaker 1>make it dress Now, first of all, when y'all get

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<v Speaker 1>down here, it's gonna already be some mo dressing hill. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And she gonna make count her and said, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna see down and yeah, I'm gonna eat. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not even enemy discuss no friends in that. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like to say because your name's gonna hurt

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<v Speaker 1>my mama feeling. Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm trying to tell you to tell her don't

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<v Speaker 1>make it nah, so she won't even bring it down.

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<v Speaker 1>We can we get anyway. Hey, look, I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>this hell because every dealer you ain't really understanding what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying to you. I'm gonna say it as clear

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<v Speaker 1>as I can say. If y'all come down here with

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<v Speaker 1>that dress, I promise you we already got dressing. Mate.

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<v Speaker 1>We're throwing that dressing in the trash so everybody can

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<v Speaker 1>get the dressing that we made fund him play Blake.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we're doing. Please let me find something into you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be undressing patrol, and if I find out

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<v Speaker 1>you then to my mama dressing in the trash. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be something that we're gonna set that out. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not playing with you. That's what's so funny to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call ain't tell me. We don't hide on

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<v Speaker 1>this cop coming. Ain't knowing the willow enough to cower us,

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<v Speaker 1>are telling just to buy. But now that they're gonna said,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll stop because for me, I don't even know. She'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell I can't they fail like you. The bad in

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<v Speaker 1>the world, the bes bens in my life, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know your rap. I'm telling you now, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling that playing with you. I'm telling you anything my

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<v Speaker 1>mama feeling. It's gonna be some in then, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you all y'all gonna be yeah it down there,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't call it y'all out one. Let me say

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<v Speaker 1>I say something else to you. I wish you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you what else they were saying? They

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<v Speaker 1>wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your cousin

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<v Speaker 1>Sheila got me the plank phone. Call you, Tommy. You

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<v Speaker 1>you're about to make me? Said it off? What that man?

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<v Speaker 1>This same people will see it wasn't gonna be no,

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<v Speaker 1>he remained, because I'm gonna have my brother's w ninja. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I played to Tommy's going to be canceled. Many question

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<v Speaker 1>before I let you go? What is the baddest and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the baddest radio show in the land Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show, call, ain't tillma, ain't nobody to say

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<v Speaker 1>nothing on the She was I'm gonna come up in there,

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<v Speaker 1>said blank and blank off. She was this. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>to be on blanketed, blank dressing blanking blank patrol, not

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<v Speaker 1>dressing patrol though, Oh man, stupid, but yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she got tired to your stupid to talk to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know Benjamin benjie by folks, what is

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<v Speaker 1>your name? Man? You know hurt our mom's feeling, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not feeling. You don't like the dressing? You better swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. We're gonna bring your dressing down there.

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<v Speaker 1>We ain't bringing none back home. We're gonna make it

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<v Speaker 1>and y'all ends gonna eat it. Man, I love it

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<v Speaker 1>looks all right. Well, listen more of the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show on the Strawberry Letter coming up. How important

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<v Speaker 1>is intimacy before marriage? Steve says is not important at all. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>right after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning

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