Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter, the subject how
Speaker 1: important is intimacy before marriage? You want me to say
Speaker 1: something crazy, Well, it ain't important at all, don't matter.
Speaker 1: Throw that out there, So I guess so I get
Speaker 1: people to see. That's how you get times the radio.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's the nephew the King of Pranks with
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got? Thanksgiving is up
Speaker 1: on us. You have people coming in family members. This
Speaker 1: right here is Thanksgiving with cousin Benji. Thanksgiving with cousin
Speaker 1: Benja cat dog. If you hood hello, Hello, what is
Speaker 1: this this Clinton? Is this this bes? I'm calling? Is
Speaker 1: ms Purvis though, Um, you know she's saying here right now?
Speaker 1: But this is our daughter? Um? Is there a problem? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: this this this beis this Mama Mama Lorid's nephew. Who
Speaker 1: is this again? This Blenda? Mama, Mama Lowid, Mama loads
Speaker 1: Ain't it? Ain't it correct? Mama Lord's persister. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: being I'm I'm her nephew from the other side of
Speaker 1: the family. You say your name? Whatno glend? Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: tell y'all supposed to get in and we should be
Speaker 1: there by the afternoon. Okay, Uh is ms Purvis is
Speaker 1: she is your mama making the the dresses? Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: making enough for about forty five people. Um. We actually, um,
Speaker 1: this was discussed about a month ago, right y'all on
Speaker 1: the y'all they had the conference call, the conference good
Speaker 1: family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay, Nah, listen,
Speaker 1: what reason why they got me to call? They wanted
Speaker 1: me to go in and all, and and I was
Speaker 1: trying to give me this pervious she's not there. You know,
Speaker 1: she's not here. What's wrong? Uh? Okay, they're not gonna
Speaker 1: They're not gonna need her to do the um to
Speaker 1: do the dress. And why wouldn't they need to do
Speaker 1: dress and she's been making it for ten years? We did,
Speaker 1: We just discussed it. So what do you mean they
Speaker 1: say that they got somebody down here there's gonna do
Speaker 1: the dressing, especially since y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to
Speaker 1: bring it, you know, and be traveling with it. But
Speaker 1: they got somebody gonna do the dressing. Okay, Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, how are you you're you're Ben? What is
Speaker 1: your name that wasnot my name Benjamin, but they called
Speaker 1: me Benji. But but but, like I say, uh, I'm
Speaker 1: on the other side of the fact, I ain't on
Speaker 1: y'all side. Okay, Well, I'm still trying to kick out.
Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? Because she's been making a
Speaker 1: dressing for ten years? Like I said, And I mean,
Speaker 1: it's been discussed. So I don't even know why why
Speaker 1: you're calling me. I don't even know you. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to explain to you this right here
Speaker 1: is that they got some y'all. Y'all ain't got to
Speaker 1: worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.
Speaker 1: They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it, so
Speaker 1: and otherwhere with you know, if you can tell Miss
Speaker 1: Pervish ain't got to worry about the dressing this year,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you want me to tell my mama after
Speaker 1: she'd been making dressing for ten years, that child say,
Speaker 1: y'all't even worried about She shouldn't have to make this
Speaker 1: ship because we're driving there. We drive every year. So
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that to her. So I mean,
Speaker 1: and I don't I don't even know who you are
Speaker 1: to be calling me anyway? Why can't somebody calling me
Speaker 1: that I don't know regarding it? Okay, okay, you're going
Speaker 1: the right, I am blend all right, listen, let me
Speaker 1: say this because I I don't mind saying what what
Speaker 1: everybody thinking, but most people don't want to say. Let
Speaker 1: me just say this right here. Really, what's going on
Speaker 1: is just right here. A lot of people in the family,
Speaker 1: you know, don't really don't don't really like miss Pery
Speaker 1: of his dress, d Benjamin who he supposed to be
Speaker 1: let me sporting something there my mom about making Chresten
Speaker 1: you don't keep that and we ain't bringing that home.
Speaker 1: Let us so you can tell your family that I
Speaker 1: said that because you understand me. I mean, for first
Speaker 1: of all, you got to understand that I'm bringing news
Speaker 1: that that that people didn't don't voted on, and that's
Speaker 1: what everybody want to do, don't nobody, Well, why is this?
Speaker 1: Knew we had a meeting from dress she been making
Speaker 1: it ten years. Ain't nobody been saying nothing and against
Speaker 1: what when them up in the house, Nobody did not
Speaker 1: be walking up and through that. I'm talking about my
Speaker 1: mama either, And you know I'm gonna eat Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: see right there. Why why if people don't like the
Speaker 1: dress in Glinda, why do you want to make submit
Speaker 1: everybody to having to eat it if they don't like it?
Speaker 1: You don't That's how I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You want to call me, well, I don't know, No Benjamin, Benji,
Speaker 1: who I want to do. I'm mama Lord's nephew from
Speaker 1: the other side of the family exactly, and they don't know. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: and it really really to the bad all that I
Speaker 1: don't really know you. But I'm but but I'm but
Speaker 1: I'm man enough, I'm man another call you and tell
Speaker 1: you what we're gonna do it where we are, ain't
Speaker 1: go don't do well. I know it wasn't anteat it again.
Speaker 1: She's gonna make that transfix you. I'm gonna eat it
Speaker 1: and we're gonna und my name. Okay, okay, right there, listen.
Speaker 1: And I know this might be hard for you. Don't
Speaker 1: understand what you grew up with liking everybody else might
Speaker 1: not like you even say what you want to. I
Speaker 1: don't even remember you be white, so you weren't there
Speaker 1: like it because you want in down around. But she
Speaker 1: make it dress Now, first of all, when y'all get
Speaker 1: down here, it's gonna already be some mo dressing hill. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: And she gonna make count her and said, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna see down and yeah, I'm gonna eat. And it's
Speaker 1: it's not even enemy discuss no friends in that. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't like to say because your name's gonna hurt
Speaker 1: my mama feeling. Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm trying to tell you to tell her don't
Speaker 1: make it nah, so she won't even bring it down.
Speaker 1: We can we get anyway. Hey, look, I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: this hell because every dealer you ain't really understanding what
Speaker 1: I'm saying to you. I'm gonna say it as clear
Speaker 1: as I can say. If y'all come down here with
Speaker 1: that dress, I promise you we already got dressing. Mate.
Speaker 1: We're throwing that dressing in the trash so everybody can
Speaker 1: get the dressing that we made fund him play Blake.
Speaker 1: That's what we're doing. Please let me find something into you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be undressing patrol, and if I find out
Speaker 1: you then to my mama dressing in the trash. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be something that we're gonna set that out. I'm
Speaker 1: not playing with you. That's what's so funny to me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call ain't tell me. We don't hide on
Speaker 1: this cop coming. Ain't knowing the willow enough to cower us,
Speaker 1: are telling just to buy. But now that they're gonna said,
Speaker 1: she'll stop because for me, I don't even know. She'll
Speaker 1: tell I can't they fail like you. The bad in
Speaker 1: the world, the bes bens in my life, but I
Speaker 1: don't even know your rap. I'm telling you now, I'm
Speaker 1: telling that playing with you. I'm telling you anything my
Speaker 1: mama feeling. It's gonna be some in then, and I'm
Speaker 1: telling you all y'all gonna be yeah it down there,
Speaker 1: but don't call it y'all out one. Let me say
Speaker 1: I say something else to you. I wish you would.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
Speaker 1: wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
Speaker 1: Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your cousin
Speaker 1: Sheila got me the plank phone. Call you, Tommy. You
Speaker 1: you're about to make me? Said it off? What that man?
Speaker 1: This same people will see it wasn't gonna be no,
Speaker 1: he remained, because I'm gonna have my brother's w ninja. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I played to Tommy's going to be canceled. Many question
Speaker 1: before I let you go? What is the baddest and
Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, call, ain't tillma, ain't nobody to say
Speaker 1: nothing on the She was I'm gonna come up in there,
Speaker 1: said blank and blank off. She was this. I feel
Speaker 1: to be on blanketed, blank dressing blanking blank patrol, not
Speaker 1: dressing patrol though, Oh man, stupid, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she got tired to your stupid to talk to me.
Speaker 1: I don't even know Benjamin benjie by folks, what is
Speaker 1: your name? Man? You know hurt our mom's feeling, you're
Speaker 1: not feeling. You don't like the dressing? You better swallow.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We're gonna bring your dressing down there.
Speaker 1: We ain't bringing none back home. We're gonna make it
Speaker 1: and y'all ends gonna eat it. Man, I love it
Speaker 1: looks all right. Well, listen more of the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show on the Strawberry Letter coming up. How important
Speaker 1: is intimacy before marriage? Steve says is not important at all. Well,
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