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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal mini episode of
Speaker 2: My Mama Told.
Speaker 4: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
Speaker 4: of black conspiracy theories and.
Speaker 2: We finally worked to prove the theories that you pieces
Speaker 2: of shit have at home. We were talking about another
Speaker 2: email that I think folks got excited about, a email
Speaker 2: that came to us very secretively. I would say, like,
Speaker 2: not a lot of information about the center of this email,
Speaker 2: but the subject the headline is white aliens. White aliens
Speaker 2: is where we're at. And this person starts off by saying,
Speaker 2: what up. My crackers didn't care for that one bit.
Speaker 2: It not not yours, not ever, hear me kill We
Speaker 2: call you cracker, You don't call us crackers that call.
Speaker 5: Me, You don't call me, Uh he said, So, first off,
Speaker 5: I'm a member of the white devil raceer we guess, uh.
Speaker 2: Being that, I don't think I'm allowed to talk ship
Speaker 2: about YouTube. But let's be honest, it's not like I
Speaker 2: can get canceled, so onto the conspiracy. I'm not you.
Speaker 4: Gotta respect the white person who owns their power.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he really like the Kimbe Mutumbo finger in our face.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. He's like, what the fuck YouTube?
Speaker 2: What he's gonna do about it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Can we have this debate very quickly? Okay. My wife
Speaker 2: is of the belief we we made a reference to
Speaker 2: to moon crickets and bust down being silly and also
Speaker 2: like as a very like derogatory, we're making fun of it.
Speaker 2: We called a person Freddy's character, we called him a
Speaker 2: greasy lipped moon cricket.
Speaker 4: And I remember that character, you said.
Speaker 2: I said it very passionately, great actor, please hire ut
Speaker 2: uh that said? My wife heard that and was like,
Speaker 2: I think moon cricket sounds like a beautiful phrase like that.
Speaker 2: She honestly believes it to be like kind of a
Speaker 2: compliment to be referred to as a moon girl. And
Speaker 2: I've been trying to explain that, like, ma'am, I don't
Speaker 2: think that's true. She's like, but it sounds so pretty.
Speaker 2: It's a cricket like singing to the moon. That's nice.
Speaker 4: No it's a greasy lip. No no no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no, no, it's bad.
Speaker 2: It's worth noting that she didn't keep the greasy lipt
Speaker 2: attached to it. She's not, Oh, she's strictly referring to
Speaker 2: moon cricket. Greasy Lipps was our edition.
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, No, you can't, don't. It's gone too far
Speaker 4: for that. That phrase is dead. You can't. You're not
Speaker 4: taking it back. It's just it is what it is.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this, and this is a very true thing.
Speaker 2: She has actually turned her bio on Instagram into into
Speaker 2: essentially what is the the emoji translation to moon cricket,
Speaker 2: you know, with hearts all around it. No, it's a
Speaker 2: moon and then a cricket and a bunch of hearts
Speaker 2: exploding around it. Because she's like, this is beautiful and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it.
Speaker 4: In a perfect world. Yeah, in a vacuum. I understand.
Speaker 4: Those are two beautiful words to put together on the
Speaker 4: street smoke.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, you're saying there's too much history there
Speaker 2: for cricket.
Speaker 4: A lot of words, a lot of a lot of
Speaker 4: a lot of racial effects are pretty.
Speaker 2: Nigga, that's a beautiful that sings beautiful.
Speaker 4: Other ones that I don't want to get into because
Speaker 4: for fear I will be canceled sure.
Speaker 2: I think I think I guess my question, or rather,
Speaker 2: what what comes to mind is there also was a
Speaker 2: first person to be like, I'm gonna make nigga pretty,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure they were met with similar sort of
Speaker 2: like uh anti nigga hate.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, I think it's a pretty harsh
Speaker 2: word in.
Speaker 4: General, double con.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying that like there was sure, we know,
Speaker 2: but there was a person who was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: make it ours and I'm gonna be the first to
Speaker 2: do that, and I'm saying that they were not.
Speaker 4: Do you think that?
Speaker 2: How do you think it happened? Otherwise?
Speaker 4: There's a lot of internalized racism.
Speaker 2: Right right right, But I'm saying, Okay, at some point
Speaker 2: one person went from being a person who was being
Speaker 2: called a nigga to them being like, I'm a nigga.
Speaker 4: Right right right right right right right right right.
Speaker 2: And that means cool.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: One person had to make that choice first, and then
Speaker 2: a title wave of different people responded in good and
Speaker 2: bad ways. But that there had to have been a
Speaker 2: pioneer of nigga.
Speaker 4: I don't feel like it was just defined as that.
Speaker 4: I feel like it was much more gradual descent into
Speaker 4: nigga doom.
Speaker 2: Wow, So you don't like giving you don't like giving
Speaker 2: our ancestors their flowers?
Speaker 4: No, I feel like it's a complicated.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's that complicated. I think Rosa
Speaker 2: Parks did that bus shit first. And there was a
Speaker 2: nigga man before any of you, you copycats showed up.
Speaker 2: There was one dude, I'm wearing this ship. He was like,
Speaker 2: that's my fucking cape. And people were like, this man
Speaker 2: might be the craziest motherfucker every crazy. This nigga's crazy.
Speaker 2: And they were like, oh, no, what have I said?
Speaker 4: I like it?
Speaker 2: Oh that felt good, I.
Speaker 4: Like it all right? Yeah this man.
Speaker 2: So I think I think there's an argument to be
Speaker 2: said that my wife might just be a pioneer of
Speaker 2: sorts and and we'll all be calling each other beautiful
Speaker 2: moon crickets in a matter of a decade.
Speaker 4: We got shortened though, it's too many sable moon cricket.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what up?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: See and that kind of works out? It does, and
Speaker 2: you don't want to just be called cricket And no.
Speaker 4: No, no, my brother cricket after this.
Speaker 2: See what he does? Just see he's like.
Speaker 4: He's like twenty, so I tested it on him.
Speaker 2: Do you think that he's aware of moon cricket as
Speaker 2: a as a phrase yet?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, so yeah, call him a moon cricket. See
Speaker 2: what he does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. In the text.
Speaker 2: What's his name, Martin? Like, Martin, you're a moon cricket
Speaker 2: to me, Man, yeah, I love you. I love you,
Speaker 2: and I think you're a moon cricket. And he'll be like, damn,
Speaker 2: that's beautiful day that Yeah, yeah, that feels nice when
Speaker 2: you say, okay, we got we we simply have to
Speaker 2: do this email.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh I forgot about it. I forgot about it.
Speaker 2: We have this email that that we were sitting on
Speaker 2: that we won't refuse to finish. But he said, uh,
Speaker 2: he said, so we can't get canceled, he says, so
Speaker 2: onto the conspiracy theory. While growing up, I was always
Speaker 2: told by my very racist family, the white people, that
Speaker 2: white people were aliens that came and colonized Earth and
Speaker 2: black people were the original inhabitants. There was also so
Speaker 2: much more, so much more racist shit about this that
Speaker 2: I didn't feel comfortable saying. While I never believe this,
Speaker 2: I do have some questions like, where the fuck do
Speaker 2: white people come from? Anyways? What country did we originate from?
Speaker 2: Every country has an indigenous population, Every country has a
Speaker 2: story of being all peaceful and enjoying mother nature. Then
Speaker 2: white he shows up and fucks up everything. Also, Elon
Speaker 2: Musk is black. We don't claim that, motherfucker. Thank you,
Speaker 2: alien child.
Speaker 4: There's a lot going on here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, First of all, he tried to unload Elon on
Speaker 2: us right at the end. That felt wild. I love
Speaker 2: a good bit. I'm a silly motherfucker first and for most,
Speaker 2: but you chill the fuck out about making Elon.
Speaker 4: If anybody is an alien. It's second of all, that
Speaker 4: doesn't make any sense because like human, there's still humans. Mmm. Right,
Speaker 4: Like you're saying that aliens who had the exact same
Speaker 4: genetic makeup and build but we're just white, came to
Speaker 4: this planet and that's stupid.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, I.
Speaker 4: Think this guy is a stupid I think he's a
Speaker 4: stupid person.
Speaker 2: I like to play the game a little bit more
Speaker 2: than you do. I I'll say this. I think that
Speaker 2: if in fact we were to make the argument that
Speaker 2: white people are aliens, then then we could also make
Speaker 2: the the argument that because so much of our conversations
Speaker 2: around genetics and and our physical forms and shiit was
Speaker 2: documented by white people. I'm not gonna say originated by them,
Speaker 2: because that's not true, but certainly documented in terms of
Speaker 2: like its current version of like circulation and popularity. There's
Speaker 2: an argument to be made that they have been convincing
Speaker 2: us they have the same genetic makeup as us, when
Speaker 2: in fact they know very well from their own research
Speaker 2: that there are differences between our forms. What are the
Speaker 2: differences between white and black people? I don't know, That's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I'm not the doctor, and you're not
Speaker 2: gonna try me, and you'll be like, well, you know,
Speaker 2: we just jump high. That's not what I'm arguing. I'm
Speaker 2: merely saying that, like, if I'm a white alien trying
Speaker 2: to pass as human, I would tell you that we
Speaker 2: have the same genetic makeup when in fact I had
Speaker 2: some other shit going on, right?
Speaker 4: What other shit again?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to get I'm not going to get
Speaker 2: trapped in this hell circle of.
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that's it's crazy to me because like they
Speaker 3: just came here already out it's like nuts, And why
Speaker 3: didn't they come here and colonize if they had the
Speaker 3: if they had the technology to go.
Speaker 4: From wherever they were to hear, why did they not
Speaker 4: implement any of that technology when they got here?
Speaker 2: I mean, but I think I think there's an argument
Speaker 2: to be made that maybe they didn't get here that
Speaker 2: effectively right that like, oh.
Speaker 4: You think it's like a crash landed.
Speaker 2: I think the way that like the fucking Pilgrims barely
Speaker 2: made it here and and couldn't get back, so they
Speaker 2: had to turn into weird like fuck the king and
Speaker 2: queen people, you know what I mean, like they they
Speaker 2: that's how white people could have ended up on this planet, is.
Speaker 4: Like you think they like crashed like it was a
Speaker 4: long arduous journey.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think they showed up in a mayflower ass spaceship.
Speaker 4: And then black people took care, yeah.
Speaker 2: And Indigenous people and ship and and then eventually they
Speaker 2: just were like, all right, we got enough people, we
Speaker 2: we could start changing some ship around here, Okay. And
Speaker 2: I think if they I don't know that I believe
Speaker 2: any of this. I just I get high and play
Speaker 2: the game. Baby.
Speaker 4: Isn't it just the people migrated although though you do
Speaker 4: think like indigenous people even in cold climates are darker skinned.
Speaker 2: Right, they in fact are are are tan. But there's
Speaker 2: a lot of and I think to this this Alien's point,
Speaker 2: there are indigenous people of all of these lands that
Speaker 2: have either been pushed out or erased, and then we
Speaker 2: have been led to believe that this is like white land,
Speaker 2: when in fact that's like biologically that can't be true.
Speaker 4: Damn, damn. That is kind of facts.
Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna go down a list of the
Speaker 2: various lands because that's gonna get us in the most
Speaker 2: we could get.
Speaker 4: In it here.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know, I don't think it's smart
Speaker 2: to be like those people don't belong there. They It's
Speaker 2: like WHOA, no, sir, I'm gonna stay where I'm at.
Speaker 2: But I will say that, yeah, there's there's very few
Speaker 2: places where we know for sure, like Boom Earth from
Speaker 2: the ground this is where white people, right. Yeah, even
Speaker 2: Caucasian is a it doesn't even refer to an area
Speaker 2: where white people would be from. I believe, if I'm
Speaker 2: not mistaken, Caucasian is like a Asian thing that it
Speaker 2: like refers to like some some Caucaus mountains in like
Speaker 2: Asia somewhere. Listen, Oh Indo Iranian? Okay, yeah, I knew
Speaker 2: I was. Oh like our producer Hans he says, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's not even a white place. And they
Speaker 2: got the whole title of Caucasians even though they ain't
Speaker 2: got nothing to do with them.
Speaker 4: That is a good point. Where are white people from?
Speaker 4: I don't damn this ship. I'm coming back around.
Speaker 2: All right, talk to me, Talk to me, just like,
Speaker 2: where are they?
Speaker 4: Where are they from? Where did they come from?
Speaker 2: There's a great question.
Speaker 4: I'm so white. Nobody else is white like that? Why
Speaker 4: are they so white?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the rest of the world made a different choice.
Speaker 2: What's happening with Joe and blonde hair on an adult
Speaker 2: seem crazy to me, which we we've done an episode
Speaker 2: in the past where I know for a fact that
Speaker 2: blonde hair and I believe it's blue eyes are both
Speaker 2: recessive traits. It's not even like, uh, their mutations that
Speaker 2: were born far later down the line and are super rare.
Speaker 2: It's not like it's a common uh thing the way
Speaker 2: that it sort of gets presented to us, right Like
Speaker 2: it's actually like super recessive and super mutated from the
Speaker 2: original like human genome and ship.
Speaker 6: I've always said that people are freaks. You take that,
Speaker 6: you take that, however, that's up to you, big dog.
Speaker 6: I've always said that you ever met a blonde A
Speaker 6: don't it's crazy. You're like, you're just out here voting.
Speaker 2: They let you vote. Okay, not in my booth, but
Speaker 2: I ain't. I couldn't volunteer this year. But but when
Speaker 2: I'm back.
Speaker 4: Wait, he's saying Aaryan people, not Caucasian people. Aryan people
Speaker 4: are Oh you were Indo Iranian?
Speaker 2: Oh okay? So so wait? Oh wait, I'm confused Caucasian
Speaker 2: with oh okay, yeah, greater caucus reaches is what it
Speaker 2: refers to, and that would be Russia, Georgia and Azerbaijan.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, okay, So white people Janni.
Speaker 2: I don't know and and frankly, I don't feel comfortable
Speaker 2: calling anybody in Azerbaijani.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: I don't know enough about what that means to be
Speaker 2: to be throwing what was he man?
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 2: You're going to jail you pieces shit. You can't call
Speaker 2: him Azbi?
Speaker 4: John wait, so Caucasian of relating to or characteristic of,
Speaker 4: one of the traditional racial divisions of humankind marked by
Speaker 4: fair to dark skin, straight to tightly curled hair, and
Speaker 4: light to very dark eyes, and originally inhabiting Europe, parts
Speaker 4: of North Africa, Western Asia, and India. So basically just Langston.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't describe.
Speaker 4: That describes all people.
Speaker 2: It's real. Uh, just a big old mush of of
Speaker 2: whatever was available.
Speaker 4: It makes me nervous that we can't find receipts on
Speaker 4: where white people started. Yeah, that does seem like gives
Speaker 4: credibility to this conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Theory that that there's no like real origin, So I
Speaker 2: would assume Greenland or or you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It just seems that seems like as white as you could.
Speaker 2: I never heard, Yeah, that same energy, I would say,
Speaker 2: I don't they don't. They probably don't talk to each
Speaker 2: other that often, but I bet if they met up,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, you wear blue clogs and I wear
Speaker 2: I wear red ones. But but we the same.
Speaker 4: So that's where white people started. But did people start?
Speaker 4: The people started in Africa?
Speaker 2: We know that, right, and then we know that migration happened.
Speaker 2: So people started spreading out and pangaeas starts breaking apart,
Speaker 2: and so the the spread then makes it so that
Speaker 2: like you are trapped on these pseudo islands of your
Speaker 2: own making or and then.
Speaker 4: People learn to sail, and that's why, like sailing is
Speaker 4: why Europe advanced so much faster, right, because it's so
Speaker 4: coastal that you can sail from place to place and
Speaker 4: then encourage just trade and stuff, whereas the coasts of
Speaker 4: Africa are like a lot more difficult.
Speaker 2: There's not a lot of natural Yeah, I think at
Speaker 2: a certain point that right, Yeah, being landlocked was was
Speaker 2: a disadvantage, to the point that, like you, you truly
Speaker 2: were behind generationally, at least in certain types of competition, right, right, right,
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. So so they was just
Speaker 2: people migrated and they got lighter as they went. They
Speaker 2: just I.
Speaker 4: Guess if you could be dark that far north, then
Speaker 4: why did anybody get white?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I guess the suggestion would be there
Speaker 2: are indigenous people who continue to populate with themselves and
Speaker 2: thus stay darker, whereas like the white people that traveled there,
Speaker 2: like kept fucking other lighters. Oh yeah, they were, but
Speaker 2: only for themselves. And maybe that's part of it, is
Speaker 2: like we just all want to fuck what looks like us,
Speaker 2: and that's how you make a white person.
Speaker 4: Oh, maybe people do. People do tend to mate with
Speaker 4: people who look like them. Mm hmmm hmm, like even facially.
Speaker 4: You ever noticed that a lot of people, a lot
Speaker 4: of couples look alike. Yeah.
Speaker 2: One of the more painful moments of my of my
Speaker 2: life is meeting my my wife's grandmother for the first
Speaker 2: time and her being like, y'all look alike and then
Speaker 2: me just having to wrestle with that feeling for the
Speaker 2: rest of the day.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's very It's very common. Most couples look like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is this is before we're married. This
Speaker 2: is just us dating, and that that starts to feel like, oh, no,
Speaker 2: I have I made a terribly vain choice. Am I
Speaker 2: just trying to fuck myself? And and that's all? This
Speaker 2: is kind of thing ultimately, are I think so? And
Speaker 2: and I made peace with it. Me and my uh
Speaker 2: and my handsome wife we do just fine, you know.
Speaker 4: Oh man, that's a good thing though. That means you're healthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just a normal guy who wants to look
Speaker 2: at a lady who looks like me.
Speaker 4: You just want to fall asleep staring into your own eyes.
Speaker 4: And that's There's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I do think that it sort of is
Speaker 2: that right, that we just sort of I had an
Speaker 2: agent Wants who owns like a farm, explained to me
Speaker 2: that she actually like has chickens on her farm and
Speaker 2: that when the chickens hatch, they will naturally separate themselves
Speaker 2: from like the yellow chickens to like the brown chickens.
Speaker 2: Like they'll like form little groups and like hang out
Speaker 2: with each other. And it's like, God, damn, I'm not saying,
Speaker 2: I'm not saying which wasn't my favorite, but A said that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think I think we just all like
Speaker 2: to fund what we look like. And so there was
Speaker 2: probably like a light skinned a dude who fucked a
Speaker 2: light skinned lady and then they their light skinned kids
Speaker 2: fucked the lightest of them until you fucked until you
Speaker 2: made a way.
Speaker 4: Also, but also some of us are adventurers and they'll
Speaker 4: put it in anything. Mm m you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, hmmm hmmm.
Speaker 4: Some of us, some of us ladies.
Speaker 2: If we could get real quiet and real serious for
Speaker 2: a second, some of us ladies.
Speaker 4: Even the weird Ship, I think we I think we
Speaker 4: solve this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that this feels very possible, certainly, and
Speaker 2: I'm committed to it. And I thank you white person
Speaker 2: for white alien for thank you white devil for your
Speaker 2: your sacrifice and and uh and we're grateful for you
Speaker 2: sending this and we wish you the best. We hope
Speaker 2: that that you are able to take advantage of your
Speaker 2: alien ship, your alien hood as it were.
Speaker 4: They're doing fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta figure out. Yeah, but you know, I don't
Speaker 2: want you guys to lose anything. You're up against a
Speaker 2: big wakin.
Speaker 4: I think they're losing ground right now. I think I
Speaker 4: think the West is falling in to that. Africa is
Speaker 4: a new frontier. But that's for a new week. That's
Speaker 4: a difference. That's a different episode by Africa.
Speaker 2: Bory. Do you want to tell the people where they
Speaker 2: can find you and what cool should you have going on?
Speaker 4: You can find me a cool Guy Jokes eighty seven
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Speaker 2: And as always you can you can follow me at
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Speaker 2: bullshit whatever that is. And uh, all right, that's it. Bye, bitch.
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