WEBVTT - YTLiens: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking Mini yr Soul many episode, motherfucking Mini Yrself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yup, yup, yup, there it is.

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<v Speaker 3>There is.

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<v Speaker 2>Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal mini episode of

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<v Speaker 2>My Mama Told.

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<v Speaker 4>Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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<v Speaker 4>of black conspiracy theories and.

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<v Speaker 2>We finally worked to prove the theories that you pieces

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<v Speaker 2>of shit have at home. We were talking about another

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<v Speaker 2>email that I think folks got excited about, a email

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<v Speaker 2>that came to us very secretively. I would say, like,

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<v Speaker 2>not a lot of information about the center of this email,

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<v Speaker 2>but the subject the headline is white aliens. White aliens

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<v Speaker 2>is where we're at. And this person starts off by saying,

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<v Speaker 2>what up. My crackers didn't care for that one bit.

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<v Speaker 2>It not not yours, not ever, hear me kill We

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<v Speaker 2>call you cracker, You don't call us crackers that call.

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<v Speaker 5>Me, You don't call me, Uh he said, So, first off,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a member of the white devil raceer we guess, uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Being that, I don't think I'm allowed to talk ship

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<v Speaker 2>about YouTube. But let's be honest, it's not like I

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<v Speaker 2>can get canceled, so onto the conspiracy. I'm not you.

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<v Speaker 4>Gotta respect the white person who owns their power.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he really like the Kimbe Mutumbo finger in our face.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean. He's like, what the fuck YouTube?

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<v Speaker 2>What he's gonna do about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we have this debate very quickly? Okay. My wife

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<v Speaker 2>is of the belief we we made a reference to

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<v Speaker 2>to moon crickets and bust down being silly and also

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<v Speaker 2>like as a very like derogatory, we're making fun of it.

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<v Speaker 2>We called a person Freddy's character, we called him a

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<v Speaker 2>greasy lipped moon cricket.

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<v Speaker 4>And I remember that character, you said.

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<v Speaker 2>I said it very passionately, great actor, please hire ut

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<v Speaker 2>uh that said? My wife heard that and was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think moon cricket sounds like a beautiful phrase like that.

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<v Speaker 2>She honestly believes it to be like kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>compliment to be referred to as a moon girl. And

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<v Speaker 2>I've been trying to explain that, like, ma'am, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that's true. She's like, but it sounds so pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a cricket like singing to the moon. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 4>No it's a greasy lip. No no no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>no no, no, it's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's worth noting that she didn't keep the greasy lipt

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<v Speaker 2>attached to it. She's not, Oh, she's strictly referring to

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<v Speaker 2>moon cricket. Greasy Lipps was our edition.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, listen, No, you can't, don't. It's gone too far

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<v Speaker 4>for that. That phrase is dead. You can't. You're not

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<v Speaker 4>taking it back. It's just it is what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you this, and this is a very true thing.

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<v Speaker 2>She has actually turned her bio on Instagram into into

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<v Speaker 2>essentially what is the the emoji translation to moon cricket,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, with hearts all around it. No, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>moon and then a cricket and a bunch of hearts

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<v Speaker 2>exploding around it. Because she's like, this is beautiful and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna keep it.

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<v Speaker 4>In a perfect world. Yeah, in a vacuum. I understand.

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<v Speaker 4>Those are two beautiful words to put together on the

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<v Speaker 4>street smoke.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, you're saying there's too much history there

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<v Speaker 2>for cricket.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of words, a lot of a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of racial effects are pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>Nigga, that's a beautiful that sings beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>Other ones that I don't want to get into because

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<v Speaker 4>for fear I will be canceled sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think I guess my question, or rather,

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<v Speaker 2>what what comes to mind is there also was a

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<v Speaker 2>first person to be like, I'm gonna make nigga pretty,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm sure they were met with similar sort of

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<v Speaker 2>like uh anti nigga hate.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so, I think it's a pretty harsh

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<v Speaker 2>word in.

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<v Speaker 4>General, double con.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm saying that like there was sure, we know,

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<v Speaker 2>but there was a person who was like, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>make it ours and I'm gonna be the first to

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<v Speaker 2>do that, and I'm saying that they were not.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think that?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you think it happened? Otherwise?

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of internalized racism.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right right, But I'm saying, Okay, at some point

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<v Speaker 2>one person went from being a person who was being

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<v Speaker 2>called a nigga to them being like, I'm a nigga.

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<v Speaker 4>Right right right right right right right right right.

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<v Speaker 2>And that means cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>One person had to make that choice first, and then

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<v Speaker 2>a title wave of different people responded in good and

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<v Speaker 2>bad ways. But that there had to have been a

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<v Speaker 2>pioneer of nigga.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't feel like it was just defined as that.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like it was much more gradual descent into

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<v Speaker 4>nigga doom.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, So you don't like giving you don't like giving

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<v Speaker 2>our ancestors their flowers?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I feel like it's a complicated.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think it's that complicated. I think Rosa

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<v Speaker 2>Parks did that bus shit first. And there was a

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<v Speaker 2>nigga man before any of you, you copycats showed up.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one dude, I'm wearing this ship. He was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my fucking cape. And people were like, this man

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<v Speaker 2>might be the craziest motherfucker every crazy. This nigga's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And they were like, oh, no, what have I said?

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<v Speaker 4>I like it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that felt good, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Like it all right? Yeah this man.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think I think there's an argument to be

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<v Speaker 2>said that my wife might just be a pioneer of

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<v Speaker 2>sorts and and we'll all be calling each other beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>moon crickets in a matter of a decade.

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<v Speaker 4>We got shortened though, it's too many sable moon cricket.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what up?

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<v Speaker 3>Then?

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<v Speaker 2>See and that kind of works out? It does, and

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to just be called cricket And no.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, my brother cricket after this.

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<v Speaker 2>See what he does? Just see he's like.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like twenty, so I tested it on him.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that he's aware of moon cricket as

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<v Speaker 2>a as a phrase yet?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, so yeah, call him a moon cricket. See

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<v Speaker 2>what he does.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. In the text.

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<v Speaker 2>What's his name, Martin? Like, Martin, you're a moon cricket

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<v Speaker 2>to me, Man, yeah, I love you. I love you,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think you're a moon cricket. And he'll be like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>that's beautiful day that Yeah, yeah, that feels nice when

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<v Speaker 2>you say, okay, we got we we simply have to

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<v Speaker 2>do this email.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh I forgot about it. I forgot about it.

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<v Speaker 2>We have this email that that we were sitting on

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<v Speaker 2>that we won't refuse to finish. But he said, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he said, so we can't get canceled, he says, so

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<v Speaker 2>onto the conspiracy theory. While growing up, I was always

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<v Speaker 2>told by my very racist family, the white people, that

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<v Speaker 2>white people were aliens that came and colonized Earth and

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<v Speaker 2>black people were the original inhabitants. There was also so

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<v Speaker 2>much more, so much more racist shit about this that

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel comfortable saying. While I never believe this,

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<v Speaker 2>I do have some questions like, where the fuck do

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<v Speaker 2>white people come from? Anyways? What country did we originate from?

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<v Speaker 2>Every country has an indigenous population, Every country has a

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<v Speaker 2>story of being all peaceful and enjoying mother nature. Then

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<v Speaker 2>white he shows up and fucks up everything. Also, Elon

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<v Speaker 2>Musk is black. We don't claim that, motherfucker. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>alien child.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot going on here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, First of all, he tried to unload Elon on

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<v Speaker 2>us right at the end. That felt wild. I love

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<v Speaker 2>a good bit. I'm a silly motherfucker first and for most,

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<v Speaker 2>but you chill the fuck out about making Elon.

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<v Speaker 4>If anybody is an alien. It's second of all, that

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't make any sense because like human, there's still humans. Mmm. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>Like you're saying that aliens who had the exact same

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<v Speaker 4>genetic makeup and build but we're just white, came to

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<v Speaker 4>this planet and that's stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Okay, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Think this guy is a stupid I think he's a

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<v Speaker 4>stupid person.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to play the game a little bit more

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<v Speaker 2>than you do. I I'll say this. I think that

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<v Speaker 2>if in fact we were to make the argument that

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<v Speaker 2>white people are aliens, then then we could also make

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<v Speaker 2>the the argument that because so much of our conversations

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<v Speaker 2>around genetics and and our physical forms and shiit was

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<v Speaker 2>documented by white people. I'm not gonna say originated by them,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's not true, but certainly documented in terms of

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<v Speaker 2>like its current version of like circulation and popularity. There's

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<v Speaker 2>an argument to be made that they have been convincing

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<v Speaker 2>us they have the same genetic makeup as us, when

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<v Speaker 2>in fact they know very well from their own research

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<v Speaker 2>that there are differences between our forms. What are the

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<v Speaker 2>differences between white and black people? I don't know, That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying. I'm not the doctor, and you're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna try me, and you'll be like, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we just jump high. That's not what I'm arguing. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>merely saying that, like, if I'm a white alien trying

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<v Speaker 2>to pass as human, I would tell you that we

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<v Speaker 2>have the same genetic makeup when in fact I had

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<v Speaker 2>some other shit going on, right?

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<v Speaker 4>What other shit again?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to get I'm not going to get

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<v Speaker 2>trapped in this hell circle of.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying that's it's crazy to me because like they

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<v Speaker 3>just came here already out it's like nuts, And why

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<v Speaker 3>didn't they come here and colonize if they had the

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<v Speaker 3>if they had the technology to go.

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<v Speaker 4>From wherever they were to hear, why did they not

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<v Speaker 4>implement any of that technology when they got here?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but I think I think there's an argument

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<v Speaker 2>to be made that maybe they didn't get here that

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<v Speaker 2>effectively right that like, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>You think it's like a crash landed.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the way that like the fucking Pilgrims barely

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<v Speaker 2>made it here and and couldn't get back, so they

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<v Speaker 2>had to turn into weird like fuck the king and

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<v Speaker 2>queen people, you know what I mean, like they they

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<v Speaker 2>that's how white people could have ended up on this planet, is.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you think they like crashed like it was a

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<v Speaker 4>long arduous journey.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think they showed up in a mayflower ass spaceship.

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<v Speaker 4>And then black people took care, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And Indigenous people and ship and and then eventually they

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<v Speaker 2>just were like, all right, we got enough people, we

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<v Speaker 2>we could start changing some ship around here, Okay. And

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<v Speaker 2>I think if they I don't know that I believe

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<v Speaker 2>any of this. I just I get high and play

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<v Speaker 2>the game. Baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it just the people migrated although though you do

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<v Speaker 4>think like indigenous people even in cold climates are darker skinned.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, they in fact are are are tan. But there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of and I think to this this Alien's point,

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<v Speaker 2>there are indigenous people of all of these lands that

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<v Speaker 2>have either been pushed out or erased, and then we

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<v Speaker 2>have been led to believe that this is like white land,

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<v Speaker 2>when in fact that's like biologically that can't be true.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn, damn. That is kind of facts.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not gonna go down a list of the

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<v Speaker 2>various lands because that's gonna get us in the most

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<v Speaker 2>we could get.

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<v Speaker 4>In it here.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't know, I don't think it's smart

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<v Speaker 2>to be like those people don't belong there. They It's

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<v Speaker 2>like WHOA, no, sir, I'm gonna stay where I'm at.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will say that, yeah, there's there's very few

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<v Speaker 2>places where we know for sure, like Boom Earth from

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<v Speaker 2>the ground this is where white people, right. Yeah, even

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<v Speaker 2>Caucasian is a it doesn't even refer to an area

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<v Speaker 2>where white people would be from. I believe, if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not mistaken, Caucasian is like a Asian thing that it

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<v Speaker 2>like refers to like some some Caucaus mountains in like

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<v Speaker 2>Asia somewhere. Listen, Oh Indo Iranian? Okay, yeah, I knew

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<v Speaker 2>I was. Oh like our producer Hans he says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's it's not even a white place. And they

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<v Speaker 2>got the whole title of Caucasians even though they ain't

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<v Speaker 2>got nothing to do with them.

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<v Speaker 4>That is a good point. Where are white people from?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't damn this ship. I'm coming back around.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, talk to me, Talk to me, just like,

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<v Speaker 2>where are they?

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<v Speaker 4>Where are they from? Where did they come from?

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<v Speaker 2>There's a great question.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so white. Nobody else is white like that? Why

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<v Speaker 4>are they so white?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the rest of the world made a different choice.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening with Joe and blonde hair on an adult

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<v Speaker 2>seem crazy to me, which we we've done an episode

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<v Speaker 2>in the past where I know for a fact that

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<v Speaker 2>blonde hair and I believe it's blue eyes are both

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<v Speaker 2>recessive traits. It's not even like, uh, their mutations that

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<v Speaker 2>were born far later down the line and are super rare.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like it's a common uh thing the way

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<v Speaker 2>that it sort of gets presented to us, right Like

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually like super recessive and super mutated from the

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<v Speaker 2>original like human genome and ship.

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<v Speaker 6>I've always said that people are freaks. You take that,

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<v Speaker 6>you take that, however, that's up to you, big dog.

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<v Speaker 6>I've always said that you ever met a blonde A

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<v Speaker 6>don't it's crazy. You're like, you're just out here voting.

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<v Speaker 2>They let you vote. Okay, not in my booth, but

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't. I couldn't volunteer this year. But but when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm back.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, he's saying Aaryan people, not Caucasian people. Aryan people

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<v Speaker 4>are Oh you were Indo Iranian?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay? So so wait? Oh wait, I'm confused Caucasian

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<v Speaker 2>with oh okay, yeah, greater caucus reaches is what it

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<v Speaker 2>refers to, and that would be Russia, Georgia and Azerbaijan.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, okay, okay, So white people Janni.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know and and frankly, I don't feel comfortable

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<v Speaker 2>calling anybody in Azerbaijani.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know enough about what that means to be

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<v Speaker 2>to be throwing what was he man?

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<v Speaker 4>I think.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to jail you pieces shit. You can't call

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<v Speaker 2>him Azbi?

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<v Speaker 4>John wait, so Caucasian of relating to or characteristic of,

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<v Speaker 4>one of the traditional racial divisions of humankind marked by

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<v Speaker 4>fair to dark skin, straight to tightly curled hair, and

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<v Speaker 4>light to very dark eyes, and originally inhabiting Europe, parts

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<v Speaker 4>of North Africa, Western Asia, and India. So basically just Langston.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that doesn't describe.

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<v Speaker 4>That describes all people.

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<v Speaker 2>It's real. Uh, just a big old mush of of

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<v Speaker 2>whatever was available.

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<v Speaker 4>It makes me nervous that we can't find receipts on

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<v Speaker 4>where white people started. Yeah, that does seem like gives

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<v Speaker 4>credibility to this conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Theory that that there's no like real origin, So I

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<v Speaker 2>would assume Greenland or or you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It just seems that seems like as white as you could.

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<v Speaker 2>I never heard, Yeah, that same energy, I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't they don't. They probably don't talk to each

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<v Speaker 2>other that often, but I bet if they met up,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, oh, you wear blue clogs and I wear

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<v Speaker 2>I wear red ones. But but we the same.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's where white people started. But did people start?

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<v Speaker 4>The people started in Africa?

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<v Speaker 2>We know that, right, and then we know that migration happened.

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<v Speaker 2>So people started spreading out and pangaeas starts breaking apart,

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<v Speaker 2>and so the the spread then makes it so that

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<v Speaker 2>like you are trapped on these pseudo islands of your

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<v Speaker 2>own making or and then.

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<v Speaker 4>People learn to sail, and that's why, like sailing is

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<v Speaker 4>why Europe advanced so much faster, right, because it's so

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<v Speaker 4>coastal that you can sail from place to place and

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<v Speaker 4>then encourage just trade and stuff, whereas the coasts of

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<v Speaker 4>Africa are like a lot more difficult.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not a lot of natural Yeah, I think at

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<v Speaker 2>a certain point that right, Yeah, being landlocked was was

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<v Speaker 2>a disadvantage, to the point that, like you, you truly

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<v Speaker 2>were behind generationally, at least in certain types of competition, right, right, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I don't know. So so they was just

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<v Speaker 2>people migrated and they got lighter as they went. They

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<v Speaker 2>just I.

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<v Speaker 4>Guess if you could be dark that far north, then

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<v Speaker 4>why did anybody get white?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I guess the suggestion would be there

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<v Speaker 2>are indigenous people who continue to populate with themselves and

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<v Speaker 2>thus stay darker, whereas like the white people that traveled there,

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<v Speaker 2>like kept fucking other lighters. Oh yeah, they were, but

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<v Speaker 2>only for themselves. And maybe that's part of it, is

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<v Speaker 2>like we just all want to fuck what looks like us,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's how you make a white person.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, maybe people do. People do tend to mate with

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<v Speaker 4>people who look like them. Mm hmmm hmm, like even facially.

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<v Speaker 4>You ever noticed that a lot of people, a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of couples look alike. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the more painful moments of my of my

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<v Speaker 2>life is meeting my my wife's grandmother for the first

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<v Speaker 2>time and her being like, y'all look alike and then

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<v Speaker 2>me just having to wrestle with that feeling for the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's very It's very common. Most couples look like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but this is this is before we're married. This

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<v Speaker 2>is just us dating, and that that starts to feel like, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I have I made a terribly vain choice. Am I

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to fuck myself? And and that's all? This

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of thing ultimately, are I think so? And

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<v Speaker 2>and I made peace with it. Me and my uh

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<v Speaker 2>and my handsome wife we do just fine, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, that's a good thing though. That means you're healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just a normal guy who wants to look

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<v Speaker 2>at a lady who looks like me.

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<v Speaker 4>You just want to fall asleep staring into your own eyes.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's There's nothing wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I do think that it sort of is

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<v Speaker 2>that right, that we just sort of I had an

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<v Speaker 2>agent Wants who owns like a farm, explained to me

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<v Speaker 2>that she actually like has chickens on her farm and

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<v Speaker 2>that when the chickens hatch, they will naturally separate themselves

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<v Speaker 2>from like the yellow chickens to like the brown chickens.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they'll like form little groups and like hang out

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<v Speaker 2>with each other. And it's like, God, damn, I'm not saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying which wasn't my favorite, but A said that.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I think I think we just all like

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<v Speaker 2>to fund what we look like. And so there was

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<v Speaker 2>probably like a light skinned a dude who fucked a

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<v Speaker 2>light skinned lady and then they their light skinned kids

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<v Speaker 2>fucked the lightest of them until you fucked until you

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<v Speaker 2>made a way.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, but also some of us are adventurers and they'll

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<v Speaker 4>put it in anything. Mm m you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm, hmmm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of us, some of us ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>If we could get real quiet and real serious for

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<v Speaker 2>a second, some of us ladies.

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<v Speaker 4>Even the weird Ship, I think we I think we

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<v Speaker 4>solve this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that this feels very possible, certainly, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm committed to it. And I thank you white person

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<v Speaker 2>for white alien for thank you white devil for your

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<v Speaker 2>your sacrifice and and uh and we're grateful for you

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<v Speaker 2>sending this and we wish you the best. We hope

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<v Speaker 2>that that you are able to take advantage of your

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<v Speaker 2>alien ship, your alien hood as it were.

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<v Speaker 4>They're doing fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, gotta figure out. Yeah, but you know, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want you guys to lose anything. You're up against a

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<v Speaker 2>big wakin.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they're losing ground right now. I think I

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<v Speaker 4>think the West is falling in to that. Africa is

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<v Speaker 4>a new frontier. But that's for a new week. That's

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<v Speaker 4>a difference. That's a different episode by Africa.

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<v Speaker 2>Bory. Do you want to tell the people where they

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<v Speaker 2>can find you and what cool should you have going on?

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<v Speaker 4>You can find me a cool Guy Jokes eighty seven

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<v Speaker 4>on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>And as always you can you can follow me at

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<v Speaker 2>Langston Herman and go subscribe to our YouTube hang out

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<v Speaker 2>bullshit whatever that is. And uh, all right, that's it. Bye, bitch.

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