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Speaker 1: Motherfucking Mini yr Soul many episode, motherfucking Mini Yrself.

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Speaker 2: Yup, yup, yup, there it is.

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Speaker 3: There is.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal mini episode of

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Speaker 2: My Mama Told.

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Speaker 4: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 4: of black conspiracy theories and.

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Speaker 2: We finally worked to prove the theories that you pieces

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Speaker 2: of shit have at home. We were talking about another

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Speaker 2: email that I think folks got excited about, a email

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Speaker 2: that came to us very secretively. I would say, like,

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Speaker 2: not a lot of information about the center of this email,

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Speaker 2: but the subject the headline is white aliens. White aliens

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Speaker 2: is where we're at. And this person starts off by saying,

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Speaker 2: what up. My crackers didn't care for that one bit.

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Speaker 2: It not not yours, not ever, hear me kill We

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Speaker 2: call you cracker, You don't call us crackers that call.

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Speaker 5: Me, You don't call me, Uh he said, So, first off,

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Speaker 5: I'm a member of the white devil raceer we guess, uh.

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Speaker 2: Being that, I don't think I'm allowed to talk ship

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Speaker 2: about YouTube. But let's be honest, it's not like I

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Speaker 2: can get canceled, so onto the conspiracy. I'm not you.

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Speaker 4: Gotta respect the white person who owns their power.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he really like the Kimbe Mutumbo finger in our face.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean. He's like, what the fuck YouTube?

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Speaker 2: What he's gonna do about it?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Can we have this debate very quickly? Okay. My wife

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Speaker 2: is of the belief we we made a reference to

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Speaker 2: to moon crickets and bust down being silly and also

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Speaker 2: like as a very like derogatory, we're making fun of it.

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Speaker 2: We called a person Freddy's character, we called him a

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Speaker 2: greasy lipped moon cricket.

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Speaker 4: And I remember that character, you said.

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Speaker 2: I said it very passionately, great actor, please hire ut

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Speaker 2: uh that said? My wife heard that and was like,

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Speaker 2: I think moon cricket sounds like a beautiful phrase like that.

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Speaker 2: She honestly believes it to be like kind of a

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Speaker 2: compliment to be referred to as a moon girl. And

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Speaker 2: I've been trying to explain that, like, ma'am, I don't

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Speaker 2: think that's true. She's like, but it sounds so pretty.

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Speaker 2: It's a cricket like singing to the moon. That's nice.

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Speaker 4: No it's a greasy lip. No no no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: no no, no, it's bad.

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Speaker 2: It's worth noting that she didn't keep the greasy lipt

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Speaker 2: attached to it. She's not, Oh, she's strictly referring to

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Speaker 2: moon cricket. Greasy Lipps was our edition.

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen, No, you can't, don't. It's gone too far

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Speaker 4: for that. That phrase is dead. You can't. You're not

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Speaker 4: taking it back. It's just it is what it is.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you this, and this is a very true thing.

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Speaker 2: She has actually turned her bio on Instagram into into

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Speaker 2: essentially what is the the emoji translation to moon cricket,

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Speaker 2: you know, with hearts all around it. No, it's a

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Speaker 2: moon and then a cricket and a bunch of hearts

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Speaker 2: exploding around it. Because she's like, this is beautiful and

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it.

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Speaker 4: In a perfect world. Yeah, in a vacuum. I understand.

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Speaker 4: Those are two beautiful words to put together on the

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Speaker 4: street smoke.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, you're saying there's too much history there

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Speaker 2: for cricket.

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Speaker 4: A lot of words, a lot of a lot of

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Speaker 4: a lot of racial effects are pretty.

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Speaker 2: Nigga, that's a beautiful that sings beautiful.

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Speaker 4: Other ones that I don't want to get into because

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Speaker 4: for fear I will be canceled sure.

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Speaker 2: I think I think I guess my question, or rather,

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Speaker 2: what what comes to mind is there also was a

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Speaker 2: first person to be like, I'm gonna make nigga pretty,

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Speaker 2: and I'm sure they were met with similar sort of

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Speaker 2: like uh anti nigga hate.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so, I think it's a pretty harsh

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Speaker 4: General, double con.

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Speaker 2: But I'm saying that like there was sure, we know,

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Speaker 2: do that, and I'm saying that they were not.

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Speaker 4: Do you think that?

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Speaker 2: How do you think it happened? Otherwise?

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of internalized racism.

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Speaker 2: Right right right, But I'm saying, Okay, at some point

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Speaker 2: one person went from being a person who was being

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Speaker 4: Right right right right right right right right right.

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Speaker 2: And that means cool.

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Speaker 2: One person had to make that choice first, and then

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Speaker 2: a title wave of different people responded in good and

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Speaker 2: bad ways. But that there had to have been a

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Speaker 4: I don't feel like it was just defined as that.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it was much more gradual descent into

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Speaker 4: nigga doom.

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Speaker 2: Wow, So you don't like giving you don't like giving

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Speaker 2: our ancestors their flowers?

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Speaker 4: No, I feel like it's a complicated.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's that complicated. I think Rosa

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Speaker 2: Parks did that bus shit first. And there was a

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Speaker 2: nigga man before any of you, you copycats showed up.

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Speaker 2: There was one dude, I'm wearing this ship. He was like,

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Speaker 2: that's my fucking cape. And people were like, this man

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Speaker 2: might be the craziest motherfucker every crazy. This nigga's crazy.

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Speaker 2: And they were like, oh, no, what have I said?

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Speaker 4: I like it?

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Speaker 2: Oh that felt good, I.

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Speaker 4: Like it all right? Yeah this man.

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Speaker 2: So I think I think there's an argument to be

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Speaker 2: said that my wife might just be a pioneer of

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Speaker 2: sorts and and we'll all be calling each other beautiful

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Speaker 2: moon crickets in a matter of a decade.

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Speaker 4: We got shortened though, it's too many sable moon cricket.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what up?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 2: See and that kind of works out? It does, and

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Speaker 2: you don't want to just be called cricket And no.

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Speaker 4: No, no, my brother cricket after this.

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Speaker 2: See what he does? Just see he's like.

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Speaker 4: He's like twenty, so I tested it on him.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that he's aware of moon cricket as

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Speaker 2: a as a phrase yet?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, so yeah, call him a moon cricket. See

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Speaker 2: what he does.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. In the text.

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Speaker 2: What's his name, Martin? Like, Martin, you're a moon cricket

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Speaker 2: to me, Man, yeah, I love you. I love you,

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Speaker 2: and I think you're a moon cricket. And he'll be like, damn,

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Speaker 2: that's beautiful day that Yeah, yeah, that feels nice when

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Speaker 2: you say, okay, we got we we simply have to

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Speaker 2: do this email.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh I forgot about it. I forgot about it.

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Speaker 2: We have this email that that we were sitting on

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Speaker 2: that we won't refuse to finish. But he said, uh,

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Speaker 2: he said, so we can't get canceled, he says, so

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Speaker 2: onto the conspiracy theory. While growing up, I was always

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Speaker 2: told by my very racist family, the white people, that

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Speaker 2: white people were aliens that came and colonized Earth and

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Speaker 2: black people were the original inhabitants. There was also so

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Speaker 2: much more, so much more racist shit about this that

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Speaker 2: I didn't feel comfortable saying. While I never believe this,

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Speaker 2: I do have some questions like, where the fuck do

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Speaker 2: Every country has an indigenous population, Every country has a

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Speaker 2: story of being all peaceful and enjoying mother nature. Then

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Speaker 2: white he shows up and fucks up everything. Also, Elon

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Speaker 2: Musk is black. We don't claim that, motherfucker. Thank you,

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Speaker 2: alien child.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot going on here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, First of all, he tried to unload Elon on

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Speaker 2: us right at the end. That felt wild. I love

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Speaker 2: a good bit. I'm a silly motherfucker first and for most,

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Speaker 2: but you chill the fuck out about making Elon.

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Speaker 4: If anybody is an alien. It's second of all, that

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Speaker 4: doesn't make any sense because like human, there's still humans. Mmm. Right,

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Speaker 4: Like you're saying that aliens who had the exact same

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Speaker 4: genetic makeup and build but we're just white, came to

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Speaker 4: this planet and that's stupid.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, I.

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Speaker 4: Think this guy is a stupid I think he's a

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Speaker 2: I like to play the game a little bit more

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Speaker 2: than you do. I I'll say this. I think that

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Speaker 2: if in fact we were to make the argument that

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Speaker 2: white people are aliens, then then we could also make

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Speaker 2: the the argument that because so much of our conversations

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Speaker 2: around genetics and and our physical forms and shiit was

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Speaker 2: documented by white people. I'm not gonna say originated by them,

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Speaker 2: because that's not true, but certainly documented in terms of

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Speaker 2: an argument to be made that they have been convincing

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Speaker 2: in fact they know very well from their own research

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Speaker 2: differences between white and black people? I don't know, That's

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I'm not the doctor, and you're not

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Speaker 2: we just jump high. That's not what I'm arguing. I'm

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Speaker 2: merely saying that, like, if I'm a white alien trying

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Speaker 2: some other shit going on, right?

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Speaker 4: What other shit again?

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to get I'm not going to get

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Speaker 4: I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying that's it's crazy to me because like they

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Speaker 3: if they had the technology to go.

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Speaker 4: From wherever they were to hear, why did they not

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Speaker 2: I mean, but I think I think there's an argument

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Speaker 4: You think it's like a crash landed.

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Speaker 2: I think the way that like the fucking Pilgrims barely

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Speaker 2: that's how white people could have ended up on this planet, is.

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Speaker 4: Like you think they like crashed like it was a

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Speaker 4: long arduous journey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think they showed up in a mayflower ass spaceship.

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Speaker 4: And then black people took care, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And Indigenous people and ship and and then eventually they

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Speaker 2: just were like, all right, we got enough people, we

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Speaker 2: we could start changing some ship around here, Okay. And

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Speaker 2: I think if they I don't know that I believe

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Speaker 2: the game. Baby.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it just the people migrated although though you do

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Speaker 4: think like indigenous people even in cold climates are darker skinned.

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Speaker 2: Right, they in fact are are are tan. But there's

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Speaker 2: a lot of and I think to this this Alien's point,

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Speaker 4: I don't damn this ship. I'm coming back around.

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Speaker 4: Where are they from? Where did they come from?

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Speaker 4: I'm so white. Nobody else is white like that? Why

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the rest of the world made a different choice.

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Speaker 6: I've always said that people are freaks. You take that,

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Speaker 2: They let you vote. Okay, not in my booth, but

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Speaker 4: Wait, he's saying Aaryan people, not Caucasian people. Aryan people

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Speaker 2: You're going to jail you pieces shit. You can't call

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Speaker 4: John wait, so Caucasian of relating to or characteristic of,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't describe.

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Speaker 4: That describes all people.

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Speaker 2: It's real. Uh, just a big old mush of of

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Speaker 4: It makes me nervous that we can't find receipts on

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Speaker 2: Theory that that there's no like real origin, So I

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Speaker 4: So that's where white people started. But did people start?

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Speaker 4: The people started in Africa?

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Speaker 2: We know that, right, and then we know that migration happened.

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Speaker 4: People learn to sail, and that's why, like sailing is

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Speaker 4: Oh man, that's a good thing though. That means you're healthy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just a normal guy who wants to look

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Speaker 4: You just want to fall asleep staring into your own eyes.

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Speaker 4: Also, but also some of us are adventurers and they'll

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Speaker 4: Some of us, some of us ladies.

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Speaker 2: If we could get real quiet and real serious for

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Speaker 4: Even the weird Ship, I think we I think we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that this feels very possible, certainly, and

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Speaker 4: They're doing fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta figure out. Yeah, but you know, I don't

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Speaker 4: I think they're losing ground right now. I think I

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Speaker 4: a new frontier. But that's for a new week. That's

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Speaker 4: a difference. That's a different episode by Africa.

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Speaker 2: Bory. Do you want to tell the people where they

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Speaker 2: can find you and what cool should you have going on?

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Speaker 4: You can find me a cool Guy Jokes eighty seven

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Speaker 2: And as always you can you can follow me at

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Speaker 2: Langston Herman and go subscribe to our YouTube hang out

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Speaker 2: bullshit whatever that is. And uh, all right, that's it. Bye, bitch.

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