1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's finally got the solution for 2 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: your lazier lethargic dog. If he needs a little pepinist step, 3 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: have him chugged the new pet friendly energy drink Power Howl. 4 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:17,119 Speaker 2: Oh God, give. 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 1: Your pep permanent zuomies with an ice cold can of 6 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 1: Power Howl. Available now through Laser Stories for segment where 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like 8 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and those 9 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: other labordontals do not. This first Laser Stories out of 10 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: the United Kingdom, forty six year old guy named Martin 11 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: Barnes did a bunch of hard drugs and then decided 12 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: that that's how we're doing laser stories. And then he 13 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 1: decided he was going to get in his car and 14 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: teach bad drivers a lesson. That's right, Martin thought he 15 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: could educate the world on the perils of driving wall 16 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 1: on drugs by getting onto a free and deliberately crashing 17 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,320 Speaker 1: into cars wall on drugs. 18 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 2: Okay, pretty sure that they covered that in my health 19 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 2: class in high school. Yeah, that's why you don't do it. 20 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 2: It's why you say no. 21 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: It was so dumb. He was in a silver BMW 22 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: one twenty five, and according to reports, he called emergency 23 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: services while he was doing it and told them he 24 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 1: also wanted to crash into bad drivers to teach them 25 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: a lesson as well. 26 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 2: Uh huh. 27 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: The police say his rampage lasted about a half an 28 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: hour and he slammed into nine vehicles. 29 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 2: Half an hour is a long time. 30 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I'll double that in ten minutes. That's a party, 31 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: I mean. And that's so Luckily no one was seriously 32 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 1: hurt or died, and Martin was finally caught and arrested. 33 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: When he got taken to jail, he told cops he 34 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: was sick of people quote tailgating, lane hogging, and driving slow. 35 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 2: You know what that they all learned their lessons those 36 00:01:59,160 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 2: nine people. 37 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 1: Hopefully all those offenders will hear this story and finally 38 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: learn the dangers of driving while on drugs. What a 39 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 1: great start. It made sense after he did all those drugs. 40 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, we were also on drugs, got it. 41 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of Wisconsin, a forty two 42 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: year old man got arrested at his home in Green 43 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: Bay recently shoving his daughter because she hadn't done her chores. Dude, 44 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: and it doesn't sound like she was hurt. But the 45 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: reason why this story is making news is because the 46 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: man had his name legally changed a few years ago 47 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: to D's Nuts. Yes, the joke that never gets old, right, ladies. 48 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 2: I mean, there's just some people that shouldn't be fathers. 49 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: You know, it's spelled d easy n Uts the correct way. 50 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: And according to reports, D's Nuts had apparently been doing 51 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: some drinking. 52 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 2: Ah man, I can't believe he would make even more portrait. 53 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: Cops say he appeared to be highly intoxicated when they 54 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: showed up around ten pm and was out on his 55 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: porch in his pajama bottoms with no shirt off. 56 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 2: Huh yeah, yeah, that sounds right. 57 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: The police report says they quote walked up to the 58 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: top of the stairs and took D'SE Nuts into custody. 59 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 2: I just want to know how does D's Nuts go 60 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 2: in for like a parent teacher conference, Like, what does 61 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 2: that go do? He probably doesn't go. Yes, that's a 62 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 2: good point, and mister Nuts, we need to talk to 63 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 2: you about your daughter. 64 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: So they arrested him for battery and disorderly conduct. And 65 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: if you're wondering, these nuts, wasn't his first name change 66 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 1: what Back in twenty eleven, he changed it to d 67 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: Z nuts with just one E, so everyone was calling 68 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: him dead does nuts. 69 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 2: What a mistake. 70 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: You know, you's got to be clear about me. Yeah, 71 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: he admitted the joke was not landing because people weren't 72 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: saying it right. So that's when he decided to add 73 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: a second E in twenty seventeen. Oh, oh my god, he's 74 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: gonna add nouts their stories out of Trader who was 75 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: wants me to go here? Store Employees at the Trader 76 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 1: Joe's grocery store chains say that in the last week 77 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 1: they've had a huge influx of customers, not for anything 78 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 1: food or drink related, but because the mini totes that 79 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:27,559 Speaker 1: they're selling are so darn cute. Oh my god, showing 80 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 1: the photo to my host right now. 81 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 2: I was just at Trader Joe's last night and I 82 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 2: looked for these and they don't have them. 83 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: I can't yet them. If you want to see them, 84 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,160 Speaker 1: they're up on our Insta stories right now at Brook 85 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. But the limited edition canvas totes sell for 86 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: two dollars and ninety nine cents. They come in four 87 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: colors and have taken social media by storm. Garnering more 88 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,359 Speaker 1: than twelve million views on TikTok. 89 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 2: I follow a trader Joe's Instagram account like a fan lady, 90 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,840 Speaker 2: and she found them like on eBay for like one 91 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 2: thousand dollars. 92 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 1: Well that's what people are doing now, posting them on 93 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: eBay with prices ranging from five they say, to five 94 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 1: hundred bucks. 95 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,160 Speaker 2: I see all four. 96 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: There was one seller reported who said he sold eight 97 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: sets for one hundred and forty five bucks apiece. 98 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 2: Why why are people doing that? 99 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: I don't understand us selling them or buying them, buying. 100 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 2: Them like they're two ninety nine, they're super cute. 101 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: Well they're cool on TikTok right now, so go viral 102 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: if you have that bag. The page of another seller 103 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: show that one had been sold off for four hundred 104 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 1: and ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents, with two 105 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: more remaining if you're interested. So if you see them 106 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 1: out there, you may want to get them. They are 107 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: considered the new Stanley Cup for bags. Thinking this next 108 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 1: Laser stories out of Hippity Hoppity Headquarters. No Easter is 109 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 1: still two weeks out, but you don't have to wait 110 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: that long to smell like Easter like a smell. I 111 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: say that because a new product is grabbing the attention 112 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: of Easter fans everywhere, talking about Peep's body spray. Yes, 113 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: bottles of it have been spotted on shelves that discount 114 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: chain retailers for five dollars apiece. They've got it in 115 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 1: two different colors, pink and yellow. The yellow one is 116 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: marshmallow scented, and the pink is strawberry cream cream. Okay, 117 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: strawberry cream would probably smell pretty. 118 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,880 Speaker 2: It's as natural as the actual peeps are. 119 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: In side note, the yellow one has a yellow peep 120 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 1: on the label, but the liquid inside is blue, so 121 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: it's a little bit confusing. 122 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 2: I bet they made it yellow originally, and they're like, 123 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 2: that looks too much. 124 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 1: Like rub down. Anyway. It might be meant for kids, 125 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 1: but don't let that stop you. There's also peep scented 126 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 1: body wash too. 127 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,840 Speaker 2: My new scent to attract my husband. 128 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,479 Speaker 1: Barbrel ever pulls up smell like a peep. 129 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,840 Speaker 2: I would be so mad. 130 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: If you really want to drown yourself in it, go 131 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: ahead and buy it. In related news, the National Confectioners 132 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: Association says our obsession with candy is at an all 133 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 1: time high. Apparently the US hit a new record and 134 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: spent forty eight billion dollars on candy just last year. 135 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: Because it's the only thing that's so cham. 136 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 2: I think we're just eating our emotions. We're all coming down, 137 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 2: you know, last four years. 138 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: And by the way, if you run across some peep's 139 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,119 Speaker 1: body butter, this guy wants some and he is willing 140 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: to pay a premium price for it. 141 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 2: I bet he. 142 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: Helps him get that thong into place. That's what he says, 143 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 1: and that's sound means Laz's stories has come to an 144 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,360 Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time 145 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 1: on Friday 146 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.