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<v Speaker 1>Well, come back to another episode of All give me this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your host. Kevin Pop Yes, not Kevin No. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think the film tooks he holds up at all. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't buy the premise, and the great Dustin Hoffman

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<v Speaker 1>never stops being a man in drag. The fact that

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<v Speaker 1>anyone buys him as a woman is just too much

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<v Speaker 1>displieved for me to suspend. Fund yourself. I'm sorry. I

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<v Speaker 1>know I'm in the minority and everyone else is in

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<v Speaker 1>love with this film. It's superb fine, I get it,

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<v Speaker 1>truly good for you, but the premise is performance garbage.

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<v Speaker 1>But I digress. Craig, you're not in your head. You

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<v Speaker 1>agree it all a little bit oh weird hill to

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<v Speaker 1>die on? Yeah, right, Only forty years after the release,

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<v Speaker 1>I rewatched it and I was like, this is horrible. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for that. It is a bizarre hill to

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<v Speaker 1>die on. And enough of digression. Let's meet Kama Shower

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<v Speaker 1>in a particular order. Let's check in with Christop Armovers

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<v Speaker 1>two European Honeymoon review. Big a funny you say that

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm scrolling through pictures right now, not on my honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 1>The honeymoon was great, it was perfect love Italy. But

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<v Speaker 1>more importantly, I keep forgetting to say this, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you, guys, And I'm sure you've all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure Craig and Mark have done this once already.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got a wordle in one the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>What I was thinking about one, you just guessed what

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<v Speaker 1>the word was going to be. That's what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to pull here. This here, this, here, it is what

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<v Speaker 1>you can pull once from the past. No, because I

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<v Speaker 1>knew I wanted, I knew I wanted to show you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that something Kevin again? Italy? Beautiful? But how about this?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Mark? Do you are? Is that impressive? I'm impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's really impressive. That was a

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<v Speaker 1>good guess, But that's not the skill of the game.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never I've never got in one. Carla got in

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<v Speaker 1>one on that same day. No, can I circle all

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<v Speaker 1>of you back to that's technically more important than your

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<v Speaker 1>trip to your eye like a big pizza pie. Technically

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<v Speaker 1>it's more recent. But dear Lord, you have a life

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<v Speaker 1>experience that looked like one of the greatest trips of

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<v Speaker 1>a lifetime. And this is a life experience. This it was,

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<v Speaker 1>it was wonderful. I you know what, Listen, we've all

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<v Speaker 1>been on vacations, we've all done things before. Italy is

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<v Speaker 1>the only place where I thought, I want to go

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<v Speaker 1>back there as soon as possible. Yeah, maybe Marco is

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<v Speaker 1>the same way. It's like, this place is fucking incredible. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's crazy incredible. Um and lastly, uh, thoughts on

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<v Speaker 1>tutsie have you seen it? Oh my, there's Jack Gonzalez

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<v Speaker 1>Ruth a little d favorite Italian dishtion one. Wow, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>this it's difficult hard Okay, No, this is ordering. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what I'm ordering every time an Italian restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get the linguini. That's linguini with clams um.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like in like an olive oil garlic situation,

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<v Speaker 1>not a creamy situation, not a tomato situation, otherwise known

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<v Speaker 1>as sauce. Those have been falling along the word situation

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<v Speaker 1>could also be swamped out for sauce, could be subbed,

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<v Speaker 1>could be subed. Oh I don't like that. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>like the Italian like that Grandma's Sunday gravy learned what

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<v Speaker 1>that was the other day. This woman's like I'm making

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday gravy, and I was like, what is that? My

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<v Speaker 1>world was not full of gravy growing up. Dr Gagliardi

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<v Speaker 1>away in when it well. Then she described it to

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<v Speaker 1>me and I was like, oh goddamn, because I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was like I remember moving to Chicago and people

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<v Speaker 1>ordering biscuits and gravy, and I love biscuits, but good God,

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<v Speaker 1>don't throw all of this stuff, like what, don't make them? What? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>give me just the buttermilk. I don't know what it's

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<v Speaker 1>like in Miami whatever. I had never heard of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was something new, something a little disturbing. So when

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<v Speaker 1>I heard Sunday gravy, that's what I was thinking. And

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<v Speaker 1>then she described it to me, and I was like, oh, ship,

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<v Speaker 1>give me that. Yeah, there's a lot less flower involved

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<v Speaker 1>in the creation of these Grandma's Sunday grades. And there's

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<v Speaker 1>like a whole pork chop is disintegrated in in hers

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<v Speaker 1>in hers, whole pork chops as degraded in there, the

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<v Speaker 1>chop part, but incredible disintegrated situation. You should be a

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<v Speaker 1>food writer or you should get a food writer either.

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<v Speaker 1>It is really funny. Sorry, I don't take the time

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<v Speaker 1>but just really funny that when when Craig said that

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<v Speaker 1>Carla got the same one I did a word your

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<v Speaker 1>actually was that's fun up. That means something, And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's good or bad, but it means

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<v Speaker 1>I don't worried for your marriage, for both of your marriages.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. I'm a word girl something. It

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<v Speaker 1>means something. Wow, it means something. I love wordle I

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<v Speaker 1>love spaghetti with clams in a garlic situation. Just disintegrate

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<v Speaker 1>into the situation. And if you want to put some meat,

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<v Speaker 1>disintegrate it in there. It sounds delicious. Oh I'm I'm oh,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa wait? Backed by popular demand? What is this with

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<v Speaker 1>his boat House on a Lake review? Here's Craig Kaikowski

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<v Speaker 1>Kakaw Boathouse on a Lake. I'll tell you what, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to build a boat house, the best place

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<v Speaker 1>to do it is on a lake, because yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen boat houses like a couple of miles inshore

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<v Speaker 1>and they do not work as well. You can definitely

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<v Speaker 1>store the boat in there, but getting the boat into

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<v Speaker 1>the water is the crucial part. And uh so I

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<v Speaker 1>think the boat house needs to be on the lake

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<v Speaker 1>or or the ocean or somebody of water in order

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<v Speaker 1>to work. Otherwise it's gonna be a real fucked up sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey use them interchangeably. Yes, you did, you prove the point.

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<v Speaker 1>There's Mark Gagliardi, Hi strange mark on your pants. What

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<v Speaker 1>is the origin of the term Jerry rigged? Uh? The uh?

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<v Speaker 1>There was? Wasn't it Germany? Like it was Germans could

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<v Speaker 1>like figure out how to duct tape something together. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Like I assume that the term comes from Germans. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Very industrious terms come from Germans. Um. Calling it gravy

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<v Speaker 1>comes from Germans Um. No, we can actually just to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to that before. We absolutely call red sauce

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<v Speaker 1>in my family gravy. Always have. We make the Sunday gravy,

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<v Speaker 1>and yes, my dad will fill it with meat at

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of the day and it will all have

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<v Speaker 1>disintegrated into a delicious meat sauce by the Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm team gravy um. But Jerry rigging um was was

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<v Speaker 1>invented by a German named Jerry I believe, if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>remembering this correctly, he was the first person to ever

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<v Speaker 1>take duct tape and use it on something besides a duct.

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<v Speaker 1>That's correct. I knew you'd have it. And last, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can completely kiss my grids. If you think of leaves,

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<v Speaker 1>it's James Heeny jingle, Johnny James. What was the most

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<v Speaker 1>memorable aspects of being on the set of that recent

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<v Speaker 1>indie film you did? I mean, there's a lot, but

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<v Speaker 1>the big thing was one day we had a snake

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<v Speaker 1>wrangler on set because they need to make sure as

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<v Speaker 1>we ran through grass that was almost to our waist,

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<v Speaker 1>that there was no rattlesnakes there. And they went through

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<v Speaker 1>found yours and they did it with a black light

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<v Speaker 1>at night and they were shining it to see everything.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't find any snakes, but they found scorpions and

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<v Speaker 1>they kept the scorpion. And here's was even crazier on

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<v Speaker 1>set because there was an animal. There's somebody that represents

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<v Speaker 1>the safety of animals, so they couldn't just kill the

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<v Speaker 1>scorpion like it should be killed. I had to keep

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<v Speaker 1>it and then set it free afterwards. But then after

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<v Speaker 1>they caught that one scorpion, they said it was all

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<v Speaker 1>clear and we could run through the area. In short,

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<v Speaker 1>what what state was this area in that you have scorpion?

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<v Speaker 1>Scorpions and snakes, and I don't want to scare anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was in Malibu, so there are scorpions not

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<v Speaker 1>only in California, but in Los Angeles County. Swanky Malibu. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this India I'm doing also had a rattlesnake wrangler. We

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<v Speaker 1>were at the Disney ranch up in your Santa Clarita

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<v Speaker 1>Lancaster area and and we did find or he I

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<v Speaker 1>certainly found none, probably from a lack of looking ahead. Craig,

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<v Speaker 1>did you do You worked at the Disney ranch with

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<v Speaker 1>many times, so any times I remember. I remember that

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<v Speaker 1>one morning, I know I'm taking it too much time

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<v Speaker 1>we have a whole show. No no. I pulled up

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<v Speaker 1>to I was doing a commercial, um, and I get

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<v Speaker 1>It's like six am and there's Craig. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh ship, Craig and Ireland's commercial together. I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing here? Is like drunk history. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, it was a real it was a real letdown.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I said, snake safe. I couldn't kill him, right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very strange. Um. And underneath the house where

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<v Speaker 1>everyone had just been walking around and sitting on the

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<v Speaker 1>deck of this you know, built house, on the Disney

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<v Speaker 1>ranches where they shoot a lot of TV and movie

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<v Speaker 1>and commercials of course. Um, and yeah, that's it was

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<v Speaker 1>cool under there. And this sizeable like a almost five footer,

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<v Speaker 1>the aforementioned Carla Kakowski everyone five, that's almost my height exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>just poked its head out from underneath this house just

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I had five fingers for a face. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, being this is so much fun. It come

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<v Speaker 1>right to my eyeballs. Yes, well, yeah they really stand.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you were lying down, I think we have

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<v Speaker 1>a better point. Um, can someone put the snake next

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<v Speaker 1>to Jackie most he's lying down, it'll be funny. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you again, sincerely, if not lovingly, and now on

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<v Speaker 1>who wrote, Hey, howdy, hi, y'all. Scene suggestion what happens

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<v Speaker 1>when scientists finally learn everything there is to know about

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<v Speaker 1>the universe? Stay classy, pat, Sorry, Jim, Um, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>need you to clean out your desk and well I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just about finished with this. Hold on, I've got my

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<v Speaker 1>microscope and I'm looking at little tiny Jim. Jim, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna need that. Yeah, thanks, Larry. Uh oh, well, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing. You're taking all my These are my

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<v Speaker 1>tools for the research that I'm doing, and they there's

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<v Speaker 1>no more research. We've got it all you're done what.

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<v Speaker 1>We appreciate everything you've done for the institute. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you're my personal favorite. Don't tell the others, But as

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<v Speaker 1>Larry said, we're going to give you about nine months

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<v Speaker 1>minutes to box it all up with these apple boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got years of research that I don't think they'll

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<v Speaker 1>fit in all these we got it all this. We're

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<v Speaker 1>turning this space into a spirit Halloween rental. Oh what

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<v Speaker 1>that can't be right? That the upset we've we've got.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got all the information, we figured out, all the

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<v Speaker 1>all the all the questions we've ever had about the

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<v Speaker 1>universe have been answered thanks to you. We went out

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<v Speaker 1>really far and we discovered everything that was in a distance.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wanted to start looking. Have you seen the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the First Men in Black movie? Three times? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>It does host But let me ask you this, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna do with all your free time? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think? Just a quick question. I always wondered what

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<v Speaker 1>you would do if you wanted here nineteen hours a day. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe I've always considered. When I was

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<v Speaker 1>in high school, it was either science or football. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's not too late to get into football. It's never. Alright, kid,

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<v Speaker 1>what'd you say your name was? Again? My name's Edric?

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<v Speaker 1>Alrighted oh yeah, right there on the back of your jersey. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my last name. I think that's what goes for

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<v Speaker 1>you know, non me the whole story. I just need

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<v Speaker 1>you to run out there. See those guys out there

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<v Speaker 1>standing in the circle. Go join that s tell him

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the team now and uh and tell him

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<v Speaker 1>to get the ball to you. Introduce yourself to those guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I realize it's the middle of a game, in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of a huddle. I don't care. This is how

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<v Speaker 1>we do things around here. Probably I out there three

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do I'm three point quick break. Hey, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>who are you pal? Hi? I'm three point one four.

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<v Speaker 1>Is my jersey number. I'm Edric, and I got put

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<v Speaker 1>onto the team. So he's like, we're going on here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me help you up there. Newby name is Johnson. Welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your name? Hill? You can just call me three

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<v Speaker 1>point one four. I got to pick my own number. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you sure did. What's your position to be? Well? New

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<v Speaker 1>new position? I guess maybe uh, liner, back, linebacker, linebacker. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you've come to the right place. Canadian football. Will you'll

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<v Speaker 1>fit right in? Uh? What what brought you to us?

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<v Speaker 1>If I may? Sorry, we got sports. I didn't a

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<v Speaker 1>greatly understand any of that. Just line up like the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of us and hit the guy in front of you. Okay, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>big one, Okay, scientists, thank you for gathering here for

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<v Speaker 1>the World Scientists Summit, the w s S, as you

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<v Speaker 1>all know, the World Scientists Summit. Thank you, Thank you well. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>really interesting news coming out of California. It's all on

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<v Speaker 1>this folder here. Moron, how's that? Do you just said?

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting news California? And I just thought that sort of

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<v Speaker 1>flies in the face of reality as we know it.

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<v Speaker 1>Science scientists can actually be really funny too. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>can be pretty goofy. We can be pretty silly. Watch this, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>who's on first? All right now, listen, listen, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>there's an official WSS open mic after the conference. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I get really crazy and goofy and I order just

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<v Speaker 1>like a sandwich at whatever the easiest sandwich to make

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<v Speaker 1>at a restaurant is. But then I asked them to

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<v Speaker 1>put you know, bacon or avoca. I asked him to

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<v Speaker 1>add just one thing on top. I get so crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>So goofy. So we can save that for the talent

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<v Speaker 1>show and open mic after the conference. What's the news, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all done. We can wrap it up. We've learned

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<v Speaker 1>everything there is to know about the universe. Yeah, save

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<v Speaker 1>it for open mind this one. Thank you. This is

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking. Ask me any question. I have the

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<v Speaker 1>answer right here. Anybody, what have you been working on?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your research? Well, I'm sorry question, um? How long

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<v Speaker 1>until the universe collapses upon itself in what they call

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<v Speaker 1>the coladicalismic events? Well, an, what is the word I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking for? Thank you? It should eventually contract and explode.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that going to happen? It's gonna happen in

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred thousand years. That's faster than I thought. I

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<v Speaker 1>not a question. Who's God? Yes? Oh yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>good one. See here's here? Oh interesting, Ellen de generous

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ. Not what we're thinking it would be. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>he thought that. I was that you thought that God?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God? I was just thinking, He's going to say, Ellen,

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<v Speaker 1>de generous? Well, because it is all knowing? What up? Okay? Okay? Science, sciences, science,

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<v Speaker 1>science is real in the universe, is what I was

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<v Speaker 1>why was God hanging out with George W. Bush at

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<v Speaker 1>that football game? Then? Yeah? Yeah, what you got there?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see, Um does this say photo up? It says

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<v Speaker 1>a photo opportunity. I assume an opportunity for photographic And

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't God compensate her her writers? Accordingly? Yeah? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I is that the that hard copy of all the

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<v Speaker 1>information right there? Yeah? Is that the only? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>the only one? Well? And I have it all in

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<v Speaker 1>this thumb drive that I keep with me at all times.

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<v Speaker 1>At all times. Theoretically we could destroy it to keep

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<v Speaker 1>ourselves employed. Right there? Now, God didn't pair her rider's

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go on this train and thought like,

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<v Speaker 1>theoretically if we all surrounded you right now, tackled you

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<v Speaker 1>to the ground and uh, and still that drive from

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<v Speaker 1>you send it from and Mike Jim, Yeah, there's still

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<v Speaker 1>forty five more minutes left of the conference. You can

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<v Speaker 1>bring your material. I was told there would be a

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween costumes here. I'm just seeing a lot of lab coats. Yah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a big hit this year. Did you not want

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<v Speaker 1>to go as a scientist. I've been a scientist before.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always fun, you know, to get you to get

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<v Speaker 1>a lab coat, you know, maybe a stethoscope. Yeah about

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<v Speaker 1>these tesla coils that that might be, you know, heavier

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<v Speaker 1>than I want to carry around, But I'm looking for

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<v Speaker 1>something scarier. Yeah, what do you got mine? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you thinking? Politician? Yeah? Do you have a politician? Alf,

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<v Speaker 1>we do? We have a democrat, republican, libertarian? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you looking for? Let me go as a libertarian? What

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<v Speaker 1>what is that outfit? It feels like it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want, whatever you want, that's exactly right, truly

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<v Speaker 1>up to you. In fact, you're you're kind of in

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<v Speaker 1>costume right now. Oh so people will get right away.

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone as a happy Halloween everybody, as you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Again I did the costume contest. Yeah yeah, I'm handing

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<v Speaker 1>out awards right now. All right, Chuck, Chuck, you get

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<v Speaker 1>third place for Frank Stone than they're pas. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>nice change of pace from going as the monster. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeahs a doctor. That was genius. It really was that

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<v Speaker 1>lab coat. Alright, Barb, you get second place for ursula.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh taking voices, thank you so much? Okay, and um

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<v Speaker 1>and number one goes to goes to Bill for the

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<v Speaker 1>cargo cargo shorts and uh tink top thank you. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you can answer the question now, Bill, what you were

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<v Speaker 1>dressed as since everyone's kind of been wondering and you

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<v Speaker 1>got first place. Well, I think since I won, it

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<v Speaker 1>speaks for itself. Right. Let's guess you dressed as a

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<v Speaker 1>winner cargo shark and a tank top. Yeah? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>go as I don't know, riff raff? Good? No, just

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<v Speaker 1>general lowercase riff raff. I thought you meant riff raff

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<v Speaker 1>from Rocky horror picture show different describe people that you're

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<v Speaker 1>undesirable raff? Are you going as massively unemployable Chicago frat

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<v Speaker 1>boy in the summer? Good guess? God give me the fuller.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen listening animals, animals, answers in there that you might

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<v Speaker 1>not want to think about that, think about that. All

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<v Speaker 1>the information is in this boulder and in this gun drive.

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<v Speaker 1>You might not like what you see. That's why. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>way to not make your arguments scientists. Yeah, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't consider that join us save all of our jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>But is it just for the job saving? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>can get into the job. I'm thinking about playing professional basketball.

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<v Speaker 1>So in Canada I did one session, Yeah, Canada, I

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<v Speaker 1>did one session of football in Canada. It didn't hurt bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying covered. I mean, if I'm not looking

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<v Speaker 1>into a microscope and saying I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 1>hell I could do? What you could do that in

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<v Speaker 1>other fields, like Mike, I don't know this. Microsoft doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>use that. If that's what you were gonna say? All right, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>so we we we want to get rid of all

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<v Speaker 1>the answers, everything we learned just to keep our jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Is that right? Not just to keep our jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>The world's gonna lose all mystery if there are no

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<v Speaker 1>more and if there, if we have all the answers,

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<v Speaker 1>there'll be no more questions. Oh of course that too?

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<v Speaker 1>Who I mean? That was? That was the second reason?

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<v Speaker 1>Shot up Padrick. You're being selfish? No, come on, look

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<v Speaker 1>good guys. Come on, does the world really want to

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<v Speaker 1>know everything? Is it better to not know some things?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really want to know what's in a hot dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Or that God is Ellen degenerous? Huh I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>guess not. Well how about this? Why don't we pass

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<v Speaker 1>this folder around, this file and you look up one

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<v Speaker 1>answer to one question you might have, and then we'll

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<v Speaker 1>throw it all away. Anybody wants, every wants the opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>to maybe learned something about the universe before I'll go first,

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<v Speaker 1>give me that folder. Oh Jesus Christ, whoa Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>who's next? My turn? My turn? Well, this can't be right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all right, this can't be right. Okay, let me

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<v Speaker 1>let me see. Let me see that. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so it is an infinite amount of turtles? Interesting? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody else? Yeah, yeah, let me see that. All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah was okay? So you two wanted you had the

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<v Speaker 1>same Bernie question. Yeah, that's right. Science, Science, prove that

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<v Speaker 1>is a solid movie. Houston. H We have a problem, Houston,

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<v Speaker 1>We have a problem. Could you be more general? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know we have some issues up here.

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<v Speaker 1>Our ship it will not be able to make the

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<v Speaker 1>descent back into Earth at its current state, and you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to send us the tools that we needed

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<v Speaker 1>to fix it. Now now you're saying space program Science

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<v Speaker 1>is getting shut down, and and where does that leave us,

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<v Speaker 1>because because we need to re enter Earth, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we have an infinite amount, not an infinite we have

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<v Speaker 1>a do you though, do you though need to re

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<v Speaker 1>enter atmosphere? Yeah? We have. Are you not happy? Up there,

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<v Speaker 1>Lieutenant listen up. I don't. It's not about about me

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<v Speaker 1>being personal. It's not about my personal life. I've made mistakes.

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<v Speaker 1>I've made mistakes opening up to you before Houston, and

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<v Speaker 1>you made me feel like this is an intimate conversation

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<v Speaker 1>when I know that I'm on an intercom to the

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<v Speaker 1>entire control floor, just the two of us. What do

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 1>you want to say? Well, it's getting hard to be

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<v Speaker 1>up here. All theory is she said it, She's complained

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<v Speaker 1>and sorry the fuck rogers. I'm sorry someone had a

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<v Speaker 1>bad sandwich order. Some people are listening. Thank god I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't give any real details. List that has seen one

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<v Speaker 1>scene two comes from listener Laban Chapel or Chapelle, who wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Alchemist, longtime listeners, second time email or I'll admit

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<v Speaker 1>I pretty much have to listen to the pod solo

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<v Speaker 1>since I never know how the scenes will go and

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<v Speaker 1>what crazy as ship y'all will come up with or

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<v Speaker 1>say mm hmm. For that, I thank you. Don't worry, though,

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<v Speaker 1>I do share with some of my longtime friends that

0:27:57.280 --> 0:28:02.119
<v Speaker 1>share my demented sense of humor in very judging anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Being born and raised in the low country of South

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina and having my home in Charleston for seventeen years,

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<v Speaker 1>and Charleston being such a hotbed for COVID relocators. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought a great scene suggesting would be your take on

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<v Speaker 1>how the South is handling all of the cultures moving

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<v Speaker 1>in on it with nothing but love and respect. Laban Chap,

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<v Speaker 1>just stop staring at that other table over there. They're

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:36.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna look over, they're gonna see you staring at him. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've just never seen anything like it. It's all right

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<v Speaker 1>there people too. They're just people right right, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>not from here, and I just lets all get out. Well,

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:53.640
<v Speaker 1>then go ask them. You'll look, we were to get

0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 1>a person just like that, Mom and dad, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get a bunch of Piersons on my face. You are not.

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<v Speaker 1>You will not get a piercing. I'm you're not getting

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<v Speaker 1>a fedora and you're not getting a piercing. It looks

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<v Speaker 1>good now, darlings. Yeah, y'all need to spend a little

0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:16.480
<v Speaker 1>more time eating your grids, unless time staring at a

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<v Speaker 1>new night. Well. I hate to say it, honey, but

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<v Speaker 1>you were setting a pretty terrible example just staring that

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<v Speaker 1>table down like that. I'm gonna go excuse me, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I ordered. I ordered the biscuits and gravy, and uh

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<v Speaker 1>I expected to get more of a more of an

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<v Speaker 1>Italian American sauce thing going on with these with these biscuits. Well, well, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to tell you. Around here, gravy

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<v Speaker 1>is thick, beige and chunky. Okay, okay, so gravy is

0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:57.760
<v Speaker 1>not synonymous with sauce. Gravy is synonymous with gravy around here, sugar, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from I'm from Queen's Queens that in England. No,

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<v Speaker 1>no Queens New York story. Come on, oh whoa, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well whoa yeah, yeah, I came down here to get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of that. You get away from the COVID yeah,

0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 1>and enjoy some cobblestone streets and then shrimp. That's us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not not to not to reduce your beautiful historic

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 1>city to no. No, no, I mean, look at our flags.

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>The flags are made up of the cobblestone streets and shrimps.

0:30:32.920 --> 0:30:37.400
<v Speaker 1>That's us. Well, there you go. Anyway, this is this

0:30:37.480 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 1>is delicious. It's just not what I was expecting. Mm hmmm,

0:30:41.440 --> 0:30:46.920
<v Speaker 1>well maybe you were expecting something like um oh why

0:30:46.920 --> 0:30:49.520
<v Speaker 1>don't I offer you this, get the funk out of

0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:52.800
<v Speaker 1>our town before we throw you out of this fucking town?

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:57.720
<v Speaker 1>What something like that? Or maybe it's a sweet teaper darling.

0:30:57.840 --> 0:30:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Can I seat you in the back? Yeah, of course

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate that coming back. Okay, Hi, sure, hi, Darline.

0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 1>You know we love having you working here, work in

0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:11.160
<v Speaker 1>the front. You're so good in from I'm a people person.

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>It's wild to me that I would hear such disgusting

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 1>language come out of your mouth, especially to one of

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:19.000
<v Speaker 1>our lovely, lovely patrons. Oh did you hear that? I

0:31:19.120 --> 0:31:22.480
<v Speaker 1>heard that? I sure did, I sure did so hard. Yeah,

0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:26.840
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't you have such a good hearing? I gotta say,

0:31:27.240 --> 0:31:31.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's my job to keep everyone doing well

0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 1>at theirs, and we could use a little more niceness

0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 1>from you. Now you understand that he's well, he's not

0:31:39.040 --> 0:31:43.320
<v Speaker 1>from here, right, Yeah, I do understand. See the thing

0:31:43.360 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 1>about being in the South, which is now making me

0:31:46.240 --> 0:31:48.720
<v Speaker 1>figure that maybe you've been a liar all the time,

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:51.440
<v Speaker 1>because if you were truly from the South, you know

0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:54.200
<v Speaker 1>that whether we are auditioned out a compliment or this,

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 1>it's going to sound exactly the same. And we're gonna

0:31:57.120 --> 0:32:03.880
<v Speaker 1>say it with a smile. Baby. We sure you're oh yeah,

0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:06.840
<v Speaker 1>and a liar who's from somewhere else, which you know

0:32:06.960 --> 0:32:11.600
<v Speaker 1>could be true and I appreciate. Or you're a true

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Southerner who's going against going against your roots and messing

0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 1>up my your restaurant. Well, it certainly is one of

0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 1>those two. And I got some tables to get back to.

0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 1>And excuse me, miss miss you's got Hamburg's, It's got Hamburg's, Darling,

0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:37.360
<v Speaker 1>this is my table. He's asking you a question. I

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>moved to downtown uh, Charleston, you know, to get away

0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 1>from the uh, the COVID. You know you's never been

0:32:48.560 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 1>to Pittsburgh. Now, thank you all for meeting me here

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 1>in my home for some tea and conversation, just friends

0:32:55.800 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 1>and family. I wanted to bring up a couple of

0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:02.800
<v Speaker 1>issues that I've noticed, maybe you've noticed. It feels like

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:07.240
<v Speaker 1>there are some people who are mm hmmm staying here

0:33:07.280 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 1>for too long. I'll put it that way. Anybody else

0:33:10.840 --> 0:33:13.240
<v Speaker 1>here those same thoughts because I'm feeling I'm feeling I'm

0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:15.680
<v Speaker 1>feeling I'm feeling evil. And maybe if I'm the only

0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:17.960
<v Speaker 1>one feeling these thoughts, then then then I gotta work

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>on myself. I mean I noticed it at the tire shop.

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. I noticed that the tire shop.

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I was Uh, this family came in with with a

0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:32.040
<v Speaker 1>car that, uh that was not that the license plate

0:33:32.080 --> 0:33:35.960
<v Speaker 1>was not a South Carolina plate and uh this car.

0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:38.440
<v Speaker 1>M I'm gonna go out on a limb and say

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 1>this car was foreign, Like, where are we gonna get

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:49.920
<v Speaker 1>foreign tires for a car here? Anybody else? Okay, we're

0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:55.520
<v Speaker 1>the only two are you talking about? Oh no, no, no,

0:33:55.600 --> 0:33:58.640
<v Speaker 1>but it's no no. Minnesota is is is part of

0:33:58.640 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 1>the part of this country. Uh well, we we do

0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:04.840
<v Speaker 1>have ten thousand lakes, but uh blah, but no, no,

0:34:04.920 --> 0:34:06.920
<v Speaker 1>I think that I think the tires of you God

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:09.640
<v Speaker 1>will work just fine. But but if I if I'm

0:34:10.520 --> 0:34:13.759
<v Speaker 1>stepping in your way, then uh then uh oh you know, hey,

0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:17.319
<v Speaker 1>feel free to send me on my way. Wow, you're

0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:23.920
<v Speaker 1>real nice. Oh oh, I don't know about that. Oh

0:34:23.960 --> 0:34:28.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'll tell you it's nice here in uh

0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:31.359
<v Speaker 1>in Charleston. You know heard that it uh that you

0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 1>can't get COVID down here, so you know, just move

0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:38.480
<v Speaker 1>the whole family down from St. Paul. You're messing with me.

0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Because I heard Sugar over at the restaurant once. She

0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 1>once told me. She told me, she said, you know,

0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:45.520
<v Speaker 1>and we all know down here in the South, if

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:48.160
<v Speaker 1>someone's being real nutsty, they could either really lock you

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:51.120
<v Speaker 1>or really hate you. You hate me? Is that what

0:34:51.160 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 1>this is? That was just all about you come in

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:56.960
<v Speaker 1>here asking for some weird tires. Come here, you bet

0:34:57.040 --> 0:35:01.839
<v Speaker 1>you bet you? No, no, I batman, No, no, no, no,

0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:04.040
<v Speaker 1>we don't allow gambling down here. I want you out

0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:07.200
<v Speaker 1>of my tire shot. No, no, this isn't this isn't

0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:10.960
<v Speaker 1>passive aggressive no. Uh, we just love those tires. And

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 1>then uh, I'll get on my way. Sugar. Can I

0:35:17.520 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 1>ask you a question? Sure thing, Darlene. On my way

0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:28.800
<v Speaker 1>home last night, did I did I see you and interrupt?

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:30.640
<v Speaker 1>What would you mind doing your roll ups while you

0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:36.480
<v Speaker 1>asked me this question? Of course, happy to thank you

0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:39.319
<v Speaker 1>so much, appreciate that. Did I see you walking out

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:44.160
<v Speaker 1>of the movie theater with a gentleman last night? I

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:46.640
<v Speaker 1>mean you might have if you were if you were

0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:49.480
<v Speaker 1>if you were a sneaky if you were a sneaky snake,

0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:52.440
<v Speaker 1>or just going off from my evening walk as I do.

0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Is good for the hunt because I h yeah, sometimes Maverick.

0:35:56.440 --> 0:36:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I saw Top Gun Maverick in imax. Oh yeah, I'll

0:36:02.600 --> 0:36:05.319
<v Speaker 1>tell you. And Banga Main and we're lucky to get

0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:11.279
<v Speaker 1>maybe two movies or summer and uh oh to see this,

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:15.840
<v Speaker 1>to see those planes up there on the screen was

0:36:15.840 --> 0:36:20.560
<v Speaker 1>was impressive. It really was. It was it was. It

0:36:20.600 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 1>was a highlight of it. I wish it was all

0:36:22.120 --> 0:36:24.480
<v Speaker 1>plane action. I didn't need anything out of the plane.

0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:27.160
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted it to be zoom zoom, zooming around

0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 1>wound up in there at that air Oh yeah, yeah,

0:36:33.320 --> 0:36:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you why. He just seemed like trouble, is

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:43.400
<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying. Well, Frankly, Frankly, Darlene, it's not a

0:36:43.400 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of your business, to be quite. Frank's who I'm meeting,

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:51.200
<v Speaker 1>who I decided to say yes to when they asked

0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:53.120
<v Speaker 1>me to go see a movie in imax? Did he

0:36:53.200 --> 0:36:58.279
<v Speaker 1>absolutely kill my neck? Wasn't necessary to see that movie? Imax? No,

0:36:58.440 --> 0:37:00.960
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't. Did I have a good time with that gentleman?

0:37:01.400 --> 0:37:03.799
<v Speaker 1>I kind of did. I kind of did it. At

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 1>least you didn't kiss him or anything. Wow, if you're

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:15.080
<v Speaker 1>on a plat wide right here on on these two laps,

0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't say no, Okay, well, yeah, I like that.

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I like you going. I like you going for a

0:37:22.960 --> 0:37:25.360
<v Speaker 1>bit of a I have to give you consent. I

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 1>have to make the move. I like that. I like that.

0:37:29.280 --> 0:37:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Um well, I'll just lean I'll just lean right in

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:34.160
<v Speaker 1>and I'll give you, give you a big old peck.

0:37:35.680 --> 0:37:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Did I tell you all the children in my time? Now,

0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:46.880
<v Speaker 1>let me get this straight. You proposing that we add

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:51.080
<v Speaker 1>to our flag that is cobblestone and shrimp. You're saying

0:37:51.120 --> 0:37:55.840
<v Speaker 1>that we add a New York Yankees emblem, a crab

0:37:56.760 --> 0:37:59.040
<v Speaker 1>and and and all the types of things. Is that?

0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Is that what I'm on standing? Mayn Well? I reckon.

0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I think that it would be a pretty good idea

0:38:06.040 --> 0:38:08.840
<v Speaker 1>to to be more inclusive and put more things on

0:38:08.920 --> 0:38:11.879
<v Speaker 1>our flag make people feel at home, because homes where

0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:14.319
<v Speaker 1>the heart is. Yeah, you should put a put a

0:38:14.320 --> 0:38:17.319
<v Speaker 1>Promonti Brother sandwich on the flag because it's, uh, you know,

0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:20.640
<v Speaker 1>you get fries and slaw in the sandwich. It's uh,

0:38:20.840 --> 0:38:23.000
<v Speaker 1>it's real good. You know when I want you Distiller's

0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:27.440
<v Speaker 1>game downtown. Uh, you know it's you know, what are

0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:32.920
<v Speaker 1>those sandwiches? Breaking news? There's a new COVID hot spot

0:38:33.880 --> 0:38:39.759
<v Speaker 1>in the country, Charleston, Charleston. Everybody, if you are in

0:38:40.400 --> 0:38:46.600
<v Speaker 1>near or around Charleston, leave immediately on it. What they

0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:48.680
<v Speaker 1>say on what they just say on the news there

0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:54.320
<v Speaker 1>saying that we're a hot spot. Now, oh, a hot

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:57.759
<v Speaker 1>spot like a like a like a like a nice

0:38:57.840 --> 0:39:01.399
<v Speaker 1>knight club that everybody wants to go to. I think

0:39:01.440 --> 0:39:04.120
<v Speaker 1>the yuppies are coming. I think that might have been

0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 1>what the heads up was about. They're gonna gentrify. Oh,

0:39:08.640 --> 0:39:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Lord of mercy, I've been waiting for. I hope it's

0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:17.400
<v Speaker 1>not too startling. But I got hair dot pink, and

0:39:17.480 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 1>I got some pearsons. Look at why'd you would you

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:24.160
<v Speaker 1>put all those staples in your face? Get over here, son,

0:39:24.280 --> 0:39:31.840
<v Speaker 1>you're called Piersons. Oh oh my wood, good well, I

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:33.760
<v Speaker 1>don't know about this. I don't know if I can't

0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:35.879
<v Speaker 1>do any son of mine having pink hair and ear

0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:38.960
<v Speaker 1>rings and and lord knows after they I'm telling you, honey,

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:40.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you it's because of the flag. It's what

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:44.160
<v Speaker 1>they did to the flag. Let him by, Yes, yes,

0:39:44.239 --> 0:39:47.560
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, don't get mad at me. It's it's

0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:54.320
<v Speaker 1>a newsboy cap. That's it. We are moving. We're gonna

0:39:54.360 --> 0:40:01.000
<v Speaker 1>go I don't know. I hear Minnesota people are nice. Robert,

0:40:01.200 --> 0:40:04.880
<v Speaker 1>come into my office. Listen. We hired you here at

0:40:04.960 --> 0:40:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Channel four News because of your compelling delivery and you're

0:40:08.600 --> 0:40:15.120
<v Speaker 1>impeccable addiction and non regional dialect. What we didn't hire

0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:18.200
<v Speaker 1>you for is to deliver in such a lacks of

0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:25.359
<v Speaker 1>daisical way. I think half of the town fell asleep. Robert. Now,

0:40:25.360 --> 0:40:27.239
<v Speaker 1>if this is a personal issue, because I have to

0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:29.480
<v Speaker 1>say this is not normal for you, this is a

0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:32.760
<v Speaker 1>personal issue, need to take some time off, then please

0:40:32.760 --> 0:40:37.080
<v Speaker 1>speak up. I would like some clarification as to the

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:44.960
<v Speaker 1>issue is your most recent Your delivery at this five

0:40:45.000 --> 0:40:50.239
<v Speaker 1>o'clock news hour was so boring. I fell asleep. That

0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:53.239
<v Speaker 1>was the issue. So I know our viewers are absolutely

0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:56.719
<v Speaker 1>snoozing on this news and we had some hot sections

0:40:57.200 --> 0:41:00.840
<v Speaker 1>in for today. You're are you okay? So hey, you

0:41:00.920 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 1>do foosh ball tournament five minutes five, So you're saying

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:10.919
<v Speaker 1>I didn't deliver it with enough uh energy, enough enough enough.

0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:15.960
<v Speaker 1>I need to say you were not the Robert Newcastle

0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:19.720
<v Speaker 1>that we hired. You were not the Robert Newcastle because

0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:28.279
<v Speaker 1>that Robert Newcastle is dead. Okay, hey, hey, you're Robert Newcastle. Right,

0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:33.480
<v Speaker 1>you read the local news here in Charleston. I was, oh,

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:40.880
<v Speaker 1>forget about it. What happened? Someone broke my heart? Oh

0:41:40.920 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 1>that's awful. Yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah. Me me and

0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:48.719
<v Speaker 1>my friend here were you know, we're both recent transplants

0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:52.520
<v Speaker 1>here to Charleston. We watch you every night at six o'clock.

0:41:52.840 --> 0:41:57.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's uh. You's watched the news too. Yeah.

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 1>These guys the best here. It's those at sometimes the weather.

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:09.280
<v Speaker 1>I gotta say it is a pleasure to me, all

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:14.160
<v Speaker 1>of you. This is this is what this old news

0:42:14.200 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 1>ancher needed today, is just to mix it up and

0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:18.439
<v Speaker 1>and you know, be out here with the people, all

0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:24.200
<v Speaker 1>different types of people. Huh yeah, bro, it's uh certainly

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:26.720
<v Speaker 1>beats spin in California at the height of this COVID

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 1>Right you said it. He certainly did. And that is

0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 1>scene too. Seen three is from patron and comaniac Nicholas

0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:46.879
<v Speaker 1>mark Our, who made one of the last shows who

0:42:46.880 --> 0:42:53.239
<v Speaker 1>wrote Seen Criminal uses cameo to send out blackmail messages,

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:57.919
<v Speaker 1>but only B and C tier celebrities as he has

0:42:57.960 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 1>to save money, let the budget impress and flow playball.

0:43:01.719 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 1>Nick Baby, I'll tell you I got a cameo. I

0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:13.040
<v Speaker 1>actually requested a cameo and paid for it and it

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:15.520
<v Speaker 1>should be coming in today or tomorrow. I'm very, very excited.

0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't really want to tell you who it's from,

0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:21.880
<v Speaker 1>but it's a surprise for Tommy's birthday. Oh my gosh,

0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:24.160
<v Speaker 1>that's so sweet. He's going to be so excited if

0:43:24.200 --> 0:43:29.520
<v Speaker 1>it's a celebrity that he knows and loves. Oh my gosh,

0:43:29.560 --> 0:43:33.719
<v Speaker 1>that's so that's such a great gift. And thank you

0:43:33.800 --> 0:43:36.600
<v Speaker 1>this year for for thinking of one. I know he

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:39.279
<v Speaker 1>was really disappointed when you didn't get him anything last year.

0:43:39.320 --> 0:43:41.560
<v Speaker 1>So well, you know, he's technically not my son, but

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I want to raise him. I want to help raise him.

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:48.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, I completely understand that you didn't. You know,

0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:52.600
<v Speaker 1>genetically did nothing to bring this child into the earth,

0:43:53.480 --> 0:43:57.360
<v Speaker 1>but you have been rearing him for the past seven years.

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:00.600
<v Speaker 1>And you know to me when when you express it

0:44:00.640 --> 0:44:04.040
<v Speaker 1>to me like it's hurtful, but I can take it.

0:44:04.040 --> 0:44:07.560
<v Speaker 1>It's it's the frequency which you express not being his

0:44:07.640 --> 0:44:11.359
<v Speaker 1>father to him that I think you don't think that's

0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:14.839
<v Speaker 1>something he needs to know and know. Well, I think

0:44:14.880 --> 0:44:21.239
<v Speaker 1>it's crushing his spirit, Huh, I don't. I don't think

0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:30.840
<v Speaker 1>we should. Yeah, Hey, buddy, what Uh yeah, so thanks

0:44:30.840 --> 0:44:34.480
<v Speaker 1>for uh for joining us. We just had something real

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:37.799
<v Speaker 1>quick to run by you. This this business of me

0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:44.839
<v Speaker 1>not being your biological father, uh and him actually being incarcerated.

0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:49.879
<v Speaker 1>I was curious, Uh I mentioning that too often? Am

0:44:49.880 --> 0:44:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I mentioning it? Not often enough? What is your takeaway

0:44:54.000 --> 0:44:59.040
<v Speaker 1>on this information? Well, I guess I haven't really thought

0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:03.320
<v Speaker 1>about it. But in the morning, you go breakfast, breakfast,

0:45:03.440 --> 0:45:06.279
<v Speaker 1>not my real son. Your dad's in jail, so like

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:10.000
<v Speaker 1>that's how we start the day typically, and then jip school,

0:45:10.040 --> 0:45:11.880
<v Speaker 1>you go, hey, have a good day. I'm not your

0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:14.839
<v Speaker 1>father because your father made some poor choices and now

0:45:15.080 --> 0:45:17.439
<v Speaker 1>you ain't got time to start school. Yeah, you ain't

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:19.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna see him. And then the last thing you say

0:45:19.320 --> 0:45:20.880
<v Speaker 1>to me before I go to bed is usually like,

0:45:21.200 --> 0:45:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I love you, but not as much as your real father.

0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:26.000
<v Speaker 1>But how much love can he show you if he's away?

0:45:26.280 --> 0:45:28.359
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know, it feels like a like about

0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 1>the right amount? Mom? What are you balanced? Right, morning,

0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:34.040
<v Speaker 1>noon and night feeling good? I find it to be

0:45:34.400 --> 0:45:40.240
<v Speaker 1>absolutely dampening of the of the spirit. It's I find

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:44.919
<v Speaker 1>it to be unnecessary. You know, you know that he's

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:48.759
<v Speaker 1>not your biological father and pointing out you know what

0:45:48.800 --> 0:45:50.200
<v Speaker 1>would fix things. I think it would be like a

0:45:50.239 --> 0:45:54.480
<v Speaker 1>really cool birthday present. Since my birthday is tomorrow. It's

0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:58.480
<v Speaker 1>funny you should say that I wasn't connecting the two,

0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:01.600
<v Speaker 1>but if we need to, maybe this is a way

0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:05.520
<v Speaker 1>for me to begin the process of this transition for

0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:11.000
<v Speaker 1>me from being Captain Information to your loving thought. Sounds

0:46:11.040 --> 0:46:14.319
<v Speaker 1>good at me? Mom? What do you think? I I

0:46:14.400 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 1>loved every word that just came out of your mouth. Finally,

0:46:18.080 --> 0:46:20.959
<v Speaker 1>all right, let's say goodbye to Captain Information. He's dead.

0:46:21.080 --> 0:46:26.520
<v Speaker 1>He's not incarcerated, he's just dead. Yep, he's in life jail.

0:46:26.920 --> 0:46:32.200
<v Speaker 1>He is incarcerated in hell. Wow. Yeah, like so many. Uh,

0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:34.560
<v Speaker 1>this new version of me is going to be loving

0:46:34.560 --> 0:46:36.720
<v Speaker 1>and supportive, and I've got an incredible gift for you tomorrow.

0:46:36.800 --> 0:46:40.480
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for you to see it. I'm so sorry.

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:42.360
<v Speaker 1>I can wait for you to see it either. Tommy,

0:46:42.400 --> 0:46:44.960
<v Speaker 1>why don't you go ahead and go back to hanging

0:46:44.960 --> 0:46:52.399
<v Speaker 1>out with Tommy your friend? Hey, you want to hang

0:46:52.400 --> 0:46:54.400
<v Speaker 1>out with kids? His own name? Is that what you're

0:46:54.440 --> 0:46:56.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna have? No? I was going to say, I don't

0:46:56.600 --> 0:46:58.839
<v Speaker 1>really want to harp on the whole hell thing. That's

0:46:58.880 --> 0:47:04.400
<v Speaker 1>not really something that we've ever really taught him in

0:47:04.440 --> 0:47:08.920
<v Speaker 1>this family. I don't want to now. I feel like

0:47:08.920 --> 0:47:13.080
<v Speaker 1>it's all over the entertainment world. Things he watches, stuff

0:47:13.080 --> 0:47:16.879
<v Speaker 1>he studies in school, possibly even without being religious in anyway.

0:47:17.239 --> 0:47:19.399
<v Speaker 1>You know for sure he knows what it is and

0:47:20.040 --> 0:47:23.120
<v Speaker 1>you know absolutely, But to say that so many people

0:47:23.200 --> 0:47:25.920
<v Speaker 1>are lost in the jail of hell is I just

0:47:25.960 --> 0:47:31.200
<v Speaker 1>think sets someone up in a really uh Mr McGrath,

0:47:31.960 --> 0:47:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Mr Mark Mark, Yeah, yeah, hey here, I just want

0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:41.960
<v Speaker 1>to let you know a couple of things to do today. Yeah,

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:44.200
<v Speaker 1>what's on the list? Bro, let's do it. Let's go.

0:47:45.120 --> 0:47:49.919
<v Speaker 1>You're playing tennis at noon, love tennis, rock and roll,

0:47:50.040 --> 0:47:54.400
<v Speaker 1>rock and roll. Um, You're having a tattoo removes at

0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:57.920
<v Speaker 1>two foot Yeah yeah, that one was a mistake, big mistake.

0:47:58.040 --> 0:48:02.319
<v Speaker 1>Big mistake. Can roll by end of the day. You

0:48:02.400 --> 0:48:05.440
<v Speaker 1>have you have a cameo you need to go. Oh,

0:48:05.480 --> 0:48:07.400
<v Speaker 1>I forgot you know what, Let's just knock the cameo

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:10.800
<v Speaker 1>out now. You want to do that first? Yeah? Yeah, okay,

0:48:11.040 --> 0:48:13.759
<v Speaker 1>all right, So here's the information here. It's for a

0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:22.560
<v Speaker 1>birthday boy named Tommy. All right, Tommy the birthday boy. Yeahah, Warden, Warden,

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:25.279
<v Speaker 1>let me use your phone. I gotta get a I

0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:28.840
<v Speaker 1>gotta get a cameo for my kid. You know, come on, Warden.

0:48:30.360 --> 0:48:34.839
<v Speaker 1>You know I've been on good behavior. Alright, alright, all right, Ah,

0:48:35.080 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 1>you should have enough in jail house funds to uh

0:48:39.760 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 1>to pay for them. Some of them are pretty expensive,

0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:46.760
<v Speaker 1>you know. I I got Tanya Harding from my uh

0:48:46.800 --> 0:48:50.360
<v Speaker 1>from my niece's UH bought mitzvah and uh and that

0:48:50.480 --> 0:48:58.000
<v Speaker 1>was price here that I expected. It was about for

0:48:58.719 --> 0:49:02.959
<v Speaker 1>a personalized green eating from Tanya Harding. Oh, non personalized.

0:49:04.000 --> 0:49:06.840
<v Speaker 1>But who are you thinking? Who are you thinking? I'm thinking,

0:49:06.920 --> 0:49:12.319
<v Speaker 1>Tim McGrath, Tim McGrath, I think that's but I guess

0:49:12.320 --> 0:49:14.240
<v Speaker 1>I'll have to change it because that's not gonna work.

0:49:14.280 --> 0:49:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Tim McGrath, Is there something similar that maybe you see

0:49:19.440 --> 0:49:21.719
<v Speaker 1>in my price range? It's been so long i've been

0:49:21.760 --> 0:49:25.719
<v Speaker 1>in here. Tim McGrath is out of your price range. Absolutely.

0:49:25.719 --> 0:49:27.879
<v Speaker 1>Tim McGraw's out of your price range. Mark McGrath also

0:49:27.880 --> 0:49:33.840
<v Speaker 1>out of your price range. But Tim McGrath, it says, um,

0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:37.640
<v Speaker 1>hey um, Mr McGrath, Um. Sorry, sorry to interrupt you

0:49:37.719 --> 0:49:42.440
<v Speaker 1>during lunch. It's just it makes me. Dave, your assistant, Um, you,

0:49:43.920 --> 0:49:47.759
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I'm saving this you you got a

0:49:47.840 --> 0:49:52.400
<v Speaker 1>request for a cameo? Stoping. No, I'm serious, Tim, you

0:49:52.480 --> 0:49:56.640
<v Speaker 1>gotta request I'm sorry, Mr McGrath, you gotta request for

0:49:56.719 --> 0:50:00.440
<v Speaker 1>a cameo right right. I'm trying to even remember how

0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:04.560
<v Speaker 1>this works because it's been a while since we started,

0:50:04.600 --> 0:50:06.400
<v Speaker 1>and we signed up because you thought that was a

0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:10.960
<v Speaker 1>good idea. Yeah, look, you're your fame adjacent. It's what works,

0:50:11.040 --> 0:50:15.239
<v Speaker 1>like everybody's gonna everybody's It's like when when somebody goes

0:50:15.280 --> 0:50:18.680
<v Speaker 1>to the store and buys a copy of trans Morphers

0:50:18.680 --> 0:50:22.360
<v Speaker 1>instead of Transformers. You know what I mean. But I

0:50:22.440 --> 0:50:25.040
<v Speaker 1>knew this day would come. I knew this day would come.

0:50:25.960 --> 0:50:29.920
<v Speaker 1>You were right, congratulations. I told you you need assistant.

0:50:30.000 --> 0:50:32.759
<v Speaker 1>I told you needed an assistant. That's the other thing.

0:50:33.040 --> 0:50:36.000
<v Speaker 1>An intern as an assistant made a lot of sense

0:50:36.040 --> 0:50:39.879
<v Speaker 1>initially because I wasn't paying you six months. I am

0:50:40.000 --> 0:50:42.120
<v Speaker 1>paying you, granted it's a hundred dollars a week, but

0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:46.680
<v Speaker 1>I still feel like it's something. So look, Dave, it's me,

0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:50.879
<v Speaker 1>Um Dustin timber wake, Um. I don't think I need

0:50:50.920 --> 0:50:53.920
<v Speaker 1>an assistant anymore, dude. I'm just I'm a mechanic, and

0:50:53.960 --> 0:50:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's not paying off the way you

0:50:56.320 --> 0:51:00.799
<v Speaker 1>But where am I gonna go? I just you were

0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:04.759
<v Speaker 1>so enthusiastic about the idea of being famous adjacent, and

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I bought in. But nobody wants to hear from Dustin

0:51:07.800 --> 0:51:12.960
<v Speaker 1>timber Wake unless you know on drum up. Some Susan

0:51:13.000 --> 0:51:18.759
<v Speaker 1>Saran Rap said the same thing, and she kicked me out.

0:51:20.000 --> 0:51:21.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to let you go. I just can't

0:51:21.400 --> 0:51:24.719
<v Speaker 1>afford you. And Dave Growl said the same thing, and

0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:30.040
<v Speaker 1>he kicked me out. Elvis Priestly said the same thing,

0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:38.719
<v Speaker 1>and he kicked me out. Where am I gonna go? Fuck? Um, Look,

0:51:38.760 --> 0:51:41.879
<v Speaker 1>you can crash my place. I just don't need an

0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:45.680
<v Speaker 1>assistant anymore, or ever, I never did. I've worked. I'm

0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:51.520
<v Speaker 1>a mechanic with a weird name with a weird name. Hey,

0:51:51.560 --> 0:51:55.160
<v Speaker 1>thanks for coming by. How did you hear about the

0:51:55.360 --> 0:51:57.399
<v Speaker 1>I was looking for a new assistant. Did you see

0:51:57.400 --> 0:52:01.359
<v Speaker 1>it when I posted it online? Or I I just

0:52:01.440 --> 0:52:04.319
<v Speaker 1>looked out. I was looking through the phone book for

0:52:04.320 --> 0:52:08.560
<v Speaker 1>for names that seemed fame adjacent, right, and came across

0:52:08.640 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Pollock. Yeah, I came across Kevin Pollock, and I

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:17.640
<v Speaker 1>thought Kevin Pollock is fame adjacent. He slipped his way

0:52:17.680 --> 0:52:20.880
<v Speaker 1>to the middle. That's exactly right. Thank you, Thank you

0:52:20.920 --> 0:52:25.160
<v Speaker 1>for remembering a real fan. Um so, what on the

0:52:25.280 --> 0:52:27.040
<v Speaker 1>terms you're looking for and I'll tell you if it

0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:30.719
<v Speaker 1>works from me, Well, I the last job. I would

0:52:30.760 --> 0:52:33.680
<v Speaker 1>like a little race from when I got last time. Um,

0:52:34.160 --> 0:52:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I was making a hundred dollars a week working for

0:52:36.920 --> 0:52:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Tim McGrath. But but I would like about a hundred

0:52:39.840 --> 0:52:42.720
<v Speaker 1>and twenty dollars a week and the and the option

0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:45.640
<v Speaker 1>to just at any point in time ask you what

0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:50.680
<v Speaker 1>people are like. Okay, when you when you say Tim McGrath,

0:52:50.760 --> 0:52:58.640
<v Speaker 1>do you mean Mark McGrath McGrath nope. Wow, it's my birthday.

0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Um okay, whoa I got? I got to two digital presents,

0:53:06.840 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 1>once from you, dad and the others from my dad. Mom. Yeah,

0:53:15.760 --> 0:53:19.520
<v Speaker 1>because I caught you these two polo shirts. Okay, well,

0:53:19.560 --> 0:53:22.880
<v Speaker 1>the shirts are great. I'll open my my first digital

0:53:22.880 --> 0:53:25.680
<v Speaker 1>one from you from you dad, from you my house Dad.

0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Let's see what's going on here? Oh my gosh, yes

0:53:32.680 --> 0:53:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I play. Okay, Hey Tommy, it's me Mark McGrath. Yeah,

0:53:41.239 --> 0:53:46.080
<v Speaker 1>sugar Ray, but not the boxer. What. Yeah? Hey, your

0:53:46.120 --> 0:53:49.560
<v Speaker 1>stepdad just wanted you to know that you're not his

0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:56.200
<v Speaker 1>real son. I have a birthday. Oh my gosh, that

0:53:56.360 --> 0:54:00.000
<v Speaker 1>was the best. That is the best, all right before before,

0:54:00.040 --> 0:54:02.560
<v Speaker 1>thank you the way before we've wrapped this up, and

0:54:03.120 --> 0:54:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I want to I guess I gotta open the one

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:10.920
<v Speaker 1>from my for my jail dad, right yeah, sure, yeah right, honey.

0:54:11.239 --> 0:54:15.360
<v Speaker 1>Let's see not that we're comparing and he sent you something,

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:20.680
<v Speaker 1>so yeahould enjoy that. Let's see he's acknowledging he's your

0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:24.000
<v Speaker 1>biological father. I think that's great too. I'm gonna press

0:54:24.040 --> 0:54:30.040
<v Speaker 1>play on this guy. Hey there, kiddoh, it's me Elvis Priestly.

0:54:31.080 --> 0:54:36.680
<v Speaker 1>H that's right. I can identify with having difficulties with

0:54:36.719 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 1>your dad because my father is not a two who

0:54:39.640 --> 0:54:44.920
<v Speaker 1>was Jason Priestley. However, I am and Elvis impersonator. Thank

0:54:44.960 --> 0:54:52.520
<v Speaker 1>you very much. Wow. Wow, So your dad got one

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:55.680
<v Speaker 1>that didn't actually say happy birthday. That's interesting, But tell

0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:59.080
<v Speaker 1>you one that had a lot of heart it did, Yeah, yes,

0:54:59.120 --> 0:55:03.239
<v Speaker 1>I did, yes, yeah yeah, mom. And I got you

0:55:03.320 --> 0:55:08.760
<v Speaker 1>these two polo shirts. Mom, I actually got you a cameo.

0:55:09.680 --> 0:55:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh my gosh. That's so exciting, just because I

0:55:14.920 --> 0:55:18.880
<v Speaker 1>hope it's from my favorite actor, John Travolta, HU close

0:55:19.160 --> 0:55:26.960
<v Speaker 1>first play mom, Okay, okay Kevin's recording. UM, Hey, Hi,

0:55:27.920 --> 0:55:30.520
<v Speaker 1>it's me Kevin Pollock, and I just wanted to wish

0:55:30.560 --> 0:55:34.400
<v Speaker 1>you a happy birthday. And if it's not your birthday,

0:55:34.960 --> 0:55:38.879
<v Speaker 1>I hope you're celebrating today because it's the first day

0:55:38.920 --> 0:55:41.200
<v Speaker 1>of the rest of your life and I was thrilled

0:55:41.239 --> 0:55:45.000
<v Speaker 1>to be a part of it. How was that? Was that? Okay?

0:55:45.040 --> 0:55:50.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what do you think this is? Thank you?

0:55:51.560 --> 0:55:56.440
<v Speaker 1>I can't even believe I deserved this from the dad

0:55:56.719 --> 0:56:03.120
<v Speaker 1>from uh planner? That's incredible? Is that? No? Is that

0:56:03.200 --> 0:56:12.320
<v Speaker 1>who he is? Woman's dad dad. He's riding the horse,

0:56:13.600 --> 0:56:17.120
<v Speaker 1>he simpkins. It's the warden. I know you've been in

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:24.480
<v Speaker 1>solitary for the week. Worth it? Thank you? Can't get out? No, no,

0:56:24.600 --> 0:56:27.960
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna keep you in solitary for Come on, I did,

0:56:28.040 --> 0:56:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I did my time in solitary. I just want to

0:56:32.239 --> 0:56:37.040
<v Speaker 1>let you know that we did get your kid. That

0:56:37.040 --> 0:56:41.160
<v Speaker 1>that greeting from Elvis Priestly huh yeah, he was only

0:56:41.160 --> 0:56:48.600
<v Speaker 1>twenty five bucks for for ten hours. Yeah, and uh

0:56:48.800 --> 0:56:51.040
<v Speaker 1>he said he's he's out front. He says, when you

0:56:51.080 --> 0:56:54.720
<v Speaker 1>get out he's here to pick you up. Oh my gosh.

0:56:55.000 --> 0:56:57.560
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't realize that I'm just getting out of solitary

0:56:57.600 --> 0:57:00.080
<v Speaker 1>back into regular You got you got ten year is

0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:02.279
<v Speaker 1>left in your sentence. Yeah, I guess I might have

0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:06.120
<v Speaker 1>misled him when I said as getting now, yeah, can

0:57:06.160 --> 0:57:10.640
<v Speaker 1>you break it to Mr Priestley? Can I? I mean,

0:57:10.760 --> 0:57:13.200
<v Speaker 1>I can't case. I'm still going to do some more

0:57:13.200 --> 0:57:16.919
<v Speaker 1>time here in in salitaire. But I guess the word

0:57:17.000 --> 0:57:20.480
<v Speaker 1>is that your your kid, like the things like the

0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:25.360
<v Speaker 1>cameo that was really nice mom, because it's okay. He's

0:57:25.400 --> 0:57:27.840
<v Speaker 1>also the dad in the movie where the Girl because

0:57:27.880 --> 0:57:34.439
<v Speaker 1>she was like, yeah, okay, okay, that's a classic and

0:57:34.560 --> 0:57:37.760
<v Speaker 1>everybody loves it. Yeah, but you're saying he was the

0:57:37.840 --> 0:57:42.400
<v Speaker 1>dad in in the Wedding Planner. He's friends dad and

0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:49.600
<v Speaker 1>the wedding planner Wedding Planner, Yeah, which is oddly you know,

0:57:51.600 --> 0:57:55.840
<v Speaker 1>obviously a huge fan. But there's no connection between him

0:57:55.840 --> 0:57:58.880
<v Speaker 1>and John Trabold. I don't think. Well, he wasn't a

0:57:58.920 --> 0:58:04.440
<v Speaker 1>documentary surprised easingly a documentary that included John Trivolta. No,

0:58:04.720 --> 0:58:07.200
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was I was really shocked to see

0:58:07.280 --> 0:58:09.280
<v Speaker 1>him because it was a clip of something he had

0:58:09.320 --> 0:58:12.920
<v Speaker 1>done that was in another documentary. What was the documentary about?

0:58:13.040 --> 0:58:15.720
<v Speaker 1>What was? Hold on? Mom? This is important. This is

0:58:15.760 --> 0:58:19.720
<v Speaker 1>worth just sitting through everything because it was it was

0:58:19.760 --> 0:58:23.440
<v Speaker 1>a documentary about a subject. Oh, I know, the price

0:58:23.560 --> 0:58:28.440
<v Speaker 1>is right, The price is right, Mom, there's a documentary

0:58:28.440 --> 0:58:32.800
<v Speaker 1>about a guy who quote unquote cheated on the prices. Right. Wow,

0:58:32.960 --> 0:58:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Well listen, Tommy. This is the great thing about cameos

0:58:36.760 --> 0:58:42.240
<v Speaker 1>and about celebrities. Everyone has their own personal connection to them,

0:58:42.280 --> 0:58:45.720
<v Speaker 1>and they have no personal connections to those people. You know,

0:58:45.760 --> 0:58:48.280
<v Speaker 1>it's like everyone had it with them. It's very one side,

0:58:48.400 --> 0:58:51.120
<v Speaker 1>but they you know, we hold whatever we hold due

0:58:51.200 --> 0:58:54.440
<v Speaker 1>to our hearts about them, Um, like you must have

0:58:54.480 --> 0:59:03.520
<v Speaker 1>felt about um. Rock McGrath. You know you loved, you loved.

0:59:09.120 --> 0:59:11.480
<v Speaker 1>This is a great birthday and I think you made

0:59:11.480 --> 0:59:18.440
<v Speaker 1>a the right choice falling in love with my stepdad. Ma'am.

0:59:18.720 --> 0:59:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Are you sure he's not gonna notice me crossing out

0:59:21.120 --> 0:59:24.280
<v Speaker 1>this extra l to make it a polo shirt? Because

0:59:24.320 --> 0:59:36.400
<v Speaker 1>these are shirts that is our shot boom made of chicken. Oh,

0:59:37.160 --> 0:59:41.240
<v Speaker 1>thank you also damn much. Um. A special thanks to

0:59:41.240 --> 0:59:44.760
<v Speaker 1>to Mark Gagliardi and Jackie Gonzals Ruthy for joining us

0:59:45.280 --> 0:59:48.040
<v Speaker 1>as guests alchemists on so many many episodes over the

0:59:48.160 --> 0:59:53.440
<v Speaker 1>last few years. I've been a pleasure. Talent and and

0:59:53.560 --> 0:59:57.800
<v Speaker 1>willingness have met the world to us, and I think

0:59:57.840 --> 1:00:01.919
<v Speaker 1>I speak for the other founding members and and thank

1:00:01.960 --> 1:00:05.000
<v Speaker 1>you for being as great as you are. And it's uh,

1:00:05.440 --> 1:00:09.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, full of the sort of joy that I

1:00:09.440 --> 1:00:12.320
<v Speaker 1>was hoping the show would bring to other people, and

1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you're both perfect examples of that. Thank you, thank you.

1:00:16.760 --> 1:00:20.320
<v Speaker 1>It has been a treat, what a blast, what a

1:00:20.440 --> 1:00:24.680
<v Speaker 1>what a great time, and wonderfully to be a part

1:00:24.720 --> 1:00:30.360
<v Speaker 1>of Yeah. And again, so long for now I'll never

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<v Speaker 1>see Yeah, because I'm coming to never see anyone here again. Jackie,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be at your place for dinner tonight. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's please, let yes, yes? And for

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast right yep, great, We're gonna biscuits your gravy uh uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And Chris Alvarado, thank you so damn much. Hey, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>and Jackie and Mark. It's been so fun to be

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<v Speaker 1>like so or by your both your talents, but also

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<v Speaker 1>just personally like how lucky we uh We've all been

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<v Speaker 1>to become become closer as friends and not just not

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<v Speaker 1>just performers, Like I'm so stoked that, like now I

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<v Speaker 1>really consider both of you like two of my good friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So I just want to say that, and I

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<v Speaker 1>love you guys hey man, brother, love you back. James.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to add to that, you know, multi uh

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<v Speaker 1>times times ten times. It's been a hell of a blast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's uh being able to get together the new guests

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<v Speaker 1>when we started bringing guests in brought a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>life into the show. It was really fun and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the hell I would have done through

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<v Speaker 1>COVID and through the lockdown if it wasn't for the

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<v Speaker 1>times to be able to get together and laugh on

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<v Speaker 1>soon with you guys. So thank you Greg. Yeah, Mark

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<v Speaker 1>and Jackie are great. But I do want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the uh the term Jerry rigged, which he's been

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<v Speaker 1>boiling this whole time for it. I think we might

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<v Speaker 1>have actually covered it on the show before, because yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because Jerry rigged is a conflation of two previous terms,

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<v Speaker 1>jury rigged and Jerry built. Jury rigged referring to an

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<v Speaker 1>improvised sale, so that means something you've kind of thrown

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<v Speaker 1>together on the fly. Jerry built is something that's built

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<v Speaker 1>shodily and they all pre date referring to the Germans

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<v Speaker 1>as as Jerry's. Oh now I feel like a racist,

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<v Speaker 1>and I apologize all of Germany. You can always be

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<v Speaker 1>racist to Germans. Uh. But yeah, it's I'm only doing

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<v Speaker 1>this because it's so tough to say goodbye to Mark

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<v Speaker 1>and Jackie, who I will never see again. I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's weird, will never ever see you again. Uh. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>also to our engineering producer or to the stars, Mr

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<v Speaker 1>doug Bane. Fine folks that I hurt media who have

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<v Speaker 1>given us a home. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, thanking

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<v Speaker 1>each and every one of you so very very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope to see you again and soon, if not sooner,

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<v Speaker 1>check your mail and until next time,