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Speaker 1: I don't think the film tooks he holds up at all. No,

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Speaker 1: truly good for you, but the premise is performance garbage.

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Speaker 1: But I digress. Craig, you're not in your head. You

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Speaker 1: two European Honeymoon review. Big a funny you say that

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Speaker 1: because I'm scrolling through pictures right now, not on my honeymoon.

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Speaker 1: The honeymoon was great, it was perfect love Italy. But

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Speaker 1: I'm sure Craig and Mark have done this once already.

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Speaker 1: But I got a wordle in one the other day.

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Speaker 1: Is that something Kevin again? Italy? Beautiful? But how about this?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Mark? Do you are? Is that impressive? I'm impressed.

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Speaker 1: You will not get a piercing. I'm you're not getting

419
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Speaker 1: a fedora and you're not getting a piercing. It looks

420
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: good now, darlings. Yeah, y'all need to spend a little

421
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: more time eating your grids, unless time staring at a

422
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: new night. Well. I hate to say it, honey, but

423
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: you were setting a pretty terrible example just staring that

424
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: table down like that. I'm gonna go excuse me, ma'am.

425
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: I ordered. I ordered the biscuits and gravy, and uh

426
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: I expected to get more of a more of an

427
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: Italian American sauce thing going on with these with these biscuits. Well, well, honey,

428
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. Around here, gravy

429
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: is thick, beige and chunky. Okay, okay, so gravy is

430
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: not synonymous with sauce. Gravy is synonymous with gravy around here, sugar, Well,

431
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm from I'm from Queen's Queens that in England. No,

432
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: no Queens New York story. Come on, oh whoa, well,

433
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,959
Speaker 1: well whoa yeah, yeah, I came down here to get

434
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: rid of that. You get away from the COVID yeah,

435
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: and enjoy some cobblestone streets and then shrimp. That's us.

436
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: That's not not to not to reduce your beautiful historic

437
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: city to no. No, no, I mean, look at our flags.

438
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: The flags are made up of the cobblestone streets and shrimps.

439
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: That's us. Well, there you go. Anyway, this is this

440
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: is delicious. It's just not what I was expecting. Mm hmmm,

441
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: well maybe you were expecting something like um oh why

442
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: don't I offer you this, get the funk out of

443
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: our town before we throw you out of this fucking town?

444
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: What something like that? Or maybe it's a sweet teaper darling.

445
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: Can I seat you in the back? Yeah, of course

446
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: I appreciate that coming back. Okay, Hi, sure, hi, Darline.

447
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: You know we love having you working here, work in

448
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: the front. You're so good in from I'm a people person.

449
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: It's wild to me that I would hear such disgusting

450
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: language come out of your mouth, especially to one of

451
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: our lovely, lovely patrons. Oh did you hear that? I

452
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: heard that? I sure did, I sure did so hard. Yeah,

453
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: shouldn't you have such a good hearing? I gotta say,

454
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: you know, it's my job to keep everyone doing well

455
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: at theirs, and we could use a little more niceness

456
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: from you. Now you understand that he's well, he's not

457
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: from here, right, Yeah, I do understand. See the thing

458
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: about being in the South, which is now making me

459
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: figure that maybe you've been a liar all the time,

460
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: because if you were truly from the South, you know

461
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: that whether we are auditioned out a compliment or this,

462
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: it's going to sound exactly the same. And we're gonna

463
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: say it with a smile. Baby. We sure you're oh yeah,

464
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: and a liar who's from somewhere else, which you know

465
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: could be true and I appreciate. Or you're a true

466
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: Southerner who's going against going against your roots and messing

467
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: up my your restaurant. Well, it certainly is one of

468
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: those two. And I got some tables to get back to.

469
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: And excuse me, miss miss you's got Hamburg's, It's got Hamburg's, Darling,

470
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: this is my table. He's asking you a question. I

471
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: moved to downtown uh, Charleston, you know, to get away

472
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: from the uh, the COVID. You know you's never been

473
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh. Now, thank you all for meeting me here

474
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: in my home for some tea and conversation, just friends

475
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: and family. I wanted to bring up a couple of

476
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: issues that I've noticed, maybe you've noticed. It feels like

477
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: there are some people who are mm hmmm staying here

478
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: for too long. I'll put it that way. Anybody else

479
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: here those same thoughts because I'm feeling I'm feeling I'm

480
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: feeling I'm feeling evil. And maybe if I'm the only

481
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: one feeling these thoughts, then then then I gotta work

482
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: on myself. I mean I noticed it at the tire shop.

483
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I noticed that the tire shop.

484
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: I was Uh, this family came in with with a

485
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: car that, uh that was not that the license plate

486
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: was not a South Carolina plate and uh this car.

487
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: M I'm gonna go out on a limb and say

488
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: this car was foreign, Like, where are we gonna get

489
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: foreign tires for a car here? Anybody else? Okay, we're

490
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: the only two are you talking about? Oh no, no, no,

491
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: but it's no no. Minnesota is is is part of

492
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: the part of this country. Uh well, we we do

493
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: have ten thousand lakes, but uh blah, but no, no,

494
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: I think that I think the tires of you God

495
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: will work just fine. But but if I if I'm

496
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 1: stepping in your way, then uh then uh oh you know, hey,

497
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: feel free to send me on my way. Wow, you're

498
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: real nice. Oh oh, I don't know about that. Oh

499
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: you know, I'll tell you it's nice here in uh

500
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 1: in Charleston. You know heard that it uh that you

501
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: can't get COVID down here, so you know, just move

502
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: the whole family down from St. Paul. You're messing with me.

503
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: Because I heard Sugar over at the restaurant once. She

504
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: once told me. She told me, she said, you know,

505
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: and we all know down here in the South, if

506
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: someone's being real nutsty, they could either really lock you

507
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: or really hate you. You hate me? Is that what

508
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: this is? That was just all about you come in

509
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: here asking for some weird tires. Come here, you bet

510
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: you bet you? No, no, I batman, No, no, no, no,

511
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: we don't allow gambling down here. I want you out

512
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: of my tire shot. No, no, this isn't this isn't

513
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: passive aggressive no. Uh, we just love those tires. And

514
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: then uh, I'll get on my way. Sugar. Can I

515
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: ask you a question? Sure thing, Darlene. On my way

516
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 1: home last night, did I did I see you and interrupt?

517
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: What would you mind doing your roll ups while you

518
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: asked me this question? Of course, happy to thank you

519
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 1: so much, appreciate that. Did I see you walking out

520
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: of the movie theater with a gentleman last night? I

521
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: mean you might have if you were if you were

522
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: if you were a sneaky if you were a sneaky snake,

523
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: or just going off from my evening walk as I do.

524
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: Is good for the hunt because I h yeah, sometimes Maverick.

525
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: I saw Top Gun Maverick in imax. Oh yeah, I'll

526
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: tell you. And Banga Main and we're lucky to get

527
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: maybe two movies or summer and uh oh to see this,

528
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: to see those planes up there on the screen was

529
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: was impressive. It really was. It was it was. It

530
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: was a highlight of it. I wish it was all

531
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: plane action. I didn't need anything out of the plane.

532
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: I just wanted it to be zoom zoom, zooming around

533
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: wound up in there at that air Oh yeah, yeah,

534
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. He just seemed like trouble, is

535
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Well, Frankly, Frankly, Darlene, it's not a

536
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: lot of your business, to be quite. Frank's who I'm meeting,

537
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: who I decided to say yes to when they asked

538
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: me to go see a movie in imax? Did he

539
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: absolutely kill my neck? Wasn't necessary to see that movie? Imax? No,

540
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't. Did I have a good time with that gentleman?

541
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: I kind of did. I kind of did it. At

542
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: least you didn't kiss him or anything. Wow, if you're

543
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: on a plat wide right here on on these two laps,

544
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't say no, Okay, well, yeah, I like that.

545
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: I like you going. I like you going for a

546
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: bit of a I have to give you consent. I

547
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: have to make the move. I like that. I like that.

548
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: Um well, I'll just lean I'll just lean right in

549
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: and I'll give you, give you a big old peck.

550
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: Did I tell you all the children in my time? Now,

551
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: let me get this straight. You proposing that we add

552
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: to our flag that is cobblestone and shrimp. You're saying

553
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: that we add a New York Yankees emblem, a crab

554
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: and and and all the types of things. Is that?

555
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm on standing? Mayn Well? I reckon.

556
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: I think that it would be a pretty good idea

557
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: to to be more inclusive and put more things on

558
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 1: our flag make people feel at home, because homes where

559
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 1: the heart is. Yeah, you should put a put a

560
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: Promonti Brother sandwich on the flag because it's, uh, you know,

561
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: you get fries and slaw in the sandwich. It's uh,

562
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: it's real good. You know when I want you Distiller's

563
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: game downtown. Uh, you know it's you know, what are

564
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: those sandwiches? Breaking news? There's a new COVID hot spot

565
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: in the country, Charleston, Charleston. Everybody, if you are in

566
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: near or around Charleston, leave immediately on it. What they

567
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: say on what they just say on the news there

568
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 1: saying that we're a hot spot. Now, oh, a hot

569
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: spot like a like a like a like a nice

570
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 1: knight club that everybody wants to go to. I think

571
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: the yuppies are coming. I think that might have been

572
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: what the heads up was about. They're gonna gentrify. Oh,

573
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: Lord of mercy, I've been waiting for. I hope it's

574
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: not too startling. But I got hair dot pink, and

575
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: I got some pearsons. Look at why'd you would you

576
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: put all those staples in your face? Get over here, son,

577
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: you're called Piersons. Oh oh my wood, good well, I

578
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 1: don't know about this. I don't know if I can't

579
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: do any son of mine having pink hair and ear

580
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: rings and and lord knows after they I'm telling you, honey,

581
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's because of the flag. It's what

582
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: they did to the flag. Let him by, Yes, yes,

583
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, don't get mad at me. It's it's

584
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: a newsboy cap. That's it. We are moving. We're gonna

585
00:39:54,360 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: go I don't know. I hear Minnesota people are nice. Robert,

586
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: come into my office. Listen. We hired you here at

587
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: Channel four News because of your compelling delivery and you're

588
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: impeccable addiction and non regional dialect. What we didn't hire

589
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: you for is to deliver in such a lacks of

590
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: daisical way. I think half of the town fell asleep. Robert. Now,

591
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: if this is a personal issue, because I have to

592
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: say this is not normal for you, this is a

593
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,760
Speaker 1: personal issue, need to take some time off, then please

594
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: speak up. I would like some clarification as to the

595
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: issue is your most recent Your delivery at this five

596
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: o'clock news hour was so boring. I fell asleep. That

597
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: was the issue. So I know our viewers are absolutely

598
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: snoozing on this news and we had some hot sections

599
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: in for today. You're are you okay? So hey, you

600
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: do foosh ball tournament five minutes five, So you're saying

601
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,919
Speaker 1: I didn't deliver it with enough uh energy, enough enough enough.

602
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: I need to say you were not the Robert Newcastle

603
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 1: that we hired. You were not the Robert Newcastle because

604
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: that Robert Newcastle is dead. Okay, hey, hey, you're Robert Newcastle. Right,

605
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: you read the local news here in Charleston. I was, oh,

606
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: forget about it. What happened? Someone broke my heart? Oh

607
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: that's awful. Yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah. Me me and

608
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: my friend here were you know, we're both recent transplants

609
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: here to Charleston. We watch you every night at six o'clock.

610
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's uh. You's watched the news too. Yeah.

611
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: These guys the best here. It's those at sometimes the weather.

612
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 1: I gotta say it is a pleasure to me, all

613
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Speaker 1: of you. This is this is what this old news

614
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Speaker 1: ancher needed today, is just to mix it up and

615
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Speaker 1: and you know, be out here with the people, all

616
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: different types of people. Huh yeah, bro, it's uh certainly

617
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,720
Speaker 1: beats spin in California at the height of this COVID

618
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Speaker 1: Right you said it. He certainly did. And that is

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Speaker 1: scene too. Seen three is from patron and comaniac Nicholas

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Speaker 1: mark Our, who made one of the last shows who

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Speaker 1: Nick Baby, I'll tell you I got a cameo. I

625
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: actually requested a cameo and paid for it and it

626
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: should be coming in today or tomorrow. I'm very, very excited.

627
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: I don't really want to tell you who it's from,

628
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: but it's a surprise for Tommy's birthday. Oh my gosh,

629
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: that's so sweet. He's going to be so excited if

630
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: it's a celebrity that he knows and loves. Oh my gosh,

631
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: that's so that's such a great gift. And thank you

632
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: this year for for thinking of one. I know he

633
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: was really disappointed when you didn't get him anything last year.

634
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: So well, you know, he's technically not my son, but

635
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: I want to raise him. I want to help raise him.

636
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: You know, I completely understand that you didn't. You know,

637
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: genetically did nothing to bring this child into the earth,

638
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: but you have been rearing him for the past seven years.

639
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: And you know to me when when you express it

640
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: to me like it's hurtful, but I can take it.

641
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: It's it's the frequency which you express not being his

642
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 1: father to him that I think you don't think that's

643
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 1: something he needs to know and know. Well, I think

644
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: it's crushing his spirit, Huh, I don't. I don't think

645
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: we should. Yeah, Hey, buddy, what Uh yeah, so thanks

646
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: for uh for joining us. We just had something real

647
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: quick to run by you. This this business of me

648
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 1: not being your biological father, uh and him actually being incarcerated.

649
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: I was curious, Uh I mentioning that too often? Am

650
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: I mentioning it? Not often enough? What is your takeaway

651
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: on this information? Well, I guess I haven't really thought

652
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: about it. But in the morning, you go breakfast, breakfast,

653
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: not my real son. Your dad's in jail, so like

654
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: that's how we start the day typically, and then jip school,

655
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 1: you go, hey, have a good day. I'm not your

656
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 1: father because your father made some poor choices and now

657
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 1: you ain't got time to start school. Yeah, you ain't

658
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: gonna see him. And then the last thing you say

659
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: to me before I go to bed is usually like,

660
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: I love you, but not as much as your real father.

661
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: But how much love can he show you if he's away?

662
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 1: So I don't know, it feels like a like about

663
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: the right amount? Mom? What are you balanced? Right, morning,

664
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: noon and night feeling good? I find it to be

665
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 1: absolutely dampening of the of the spirit. It's I find

666
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:44,919
Speaker 1: it to be unnecessary. You know, you know that he's

667
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: not your biological father and pointing out you know what

668
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: would fix things. I think it would be like a

669
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: really cool birthday present. Since my birthday is tomorrow. It's

670
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: funny you should say that I wasn't connecting the two,

671
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: but if we need to, maybe this is a way

672
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: for me to begin the process of this transition for

673
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: me from being Captain Information to your loving thought. Sounds

674
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: good at me? Mom? What do you think? I I

675
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: loved every word that just came out of your mouth. Finally,

676
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,959
Speaker 1: all right, let's say goodbye to Captain Information. He's dead.

677
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: He's not incarcerated, he's just dead. Yep, he's in life jail.

678
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: He is incarcerated in hell. Wow. Yeah, like so many. Uh,

679
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: this new version of me is going to be loving

680
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 1: and supportive, and I've got an incredible gift for you tomorrow.

681
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: I can't wait for you to see it. I'm so sorry.

682
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: I can wait for you to see it either. Tommy,

683
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: why don't you go ahead and go back to hanging

684
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:52,399
Speaker 1: out with Tommy your friend? Hey, you want to hang

685
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: out with kids? His own name? Is that what you're

686
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: gonna have? No? I was going to say, I don't

687
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: really want to harp on the whole hell thing. That's

688
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: not really something that we've ever really taught him in

689
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: this family. I don't want to now. I feel like

690
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: it's all over the entertainment world. Things he watches, stuff

691
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: he studies in school, possibly even without being religious in anyway.

692
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 1: You know for sure he knows what it is and

693
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: you know absolutely, But to say that so many people

694
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: are lost in the jail of hell is I just

695
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: think sets someone up in a really uh Mr McGrath,

696
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: Mr Mark Mark, Yeah, yeah, hey here, I just want

697
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: to let you know a couple of things to do today. Yeah,

698
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: what's on the list? Bro, let's do it. Let's go.

699
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 1: You're playing tennis at noon, love tennis, rock and roll,

700
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: rock and roll. Um, You're having a tattoo removes at

701
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: two foot Yeah yeah, that one was a mistake, big mistake.

702
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: Big mistake. Can roll by end of the day. You

703
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: have you have a cameo you need to go. Oh,

704
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 1: I forgot you know what, Let's just knock the cameo

705
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: out now. You want to do that first? Yeah? Yeah, okay,

706
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: all right, So here's the information here. It's for a

707
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: birthday boy named Tommy. All right, Tommy the birthday boy. Yeahah, Warden, Warden,

708
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: let me use your phone. I gotta get a I

709
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: gotta get a cameo for my kid. You know, come on, Warden.

710
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 1: You know I've been on good behavior. Alright, alright, all right, Ah,

711
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: you should have enough in jail house funds to uh

712
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: to pay for them. Some of them are pretty expensive,

713
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 1: you know. I I got Tanya Harding from my uh

714
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: from my niece's UH bought mitzvah and uh and that

715
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: was price here that I expected. It was about for

716
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,959
Speaker 1: a personalized green eating from Tanya Harding. Oh, non personalized.

717
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: But who are you thinking? Who are you thinking? I'm thinking,

718
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 1: Tim McGrath, Tim McGrath, I think that's but I guess

719
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 1: I'll have to change it because that's not gonna work.

720
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: Tim McGrath, Is there something similar that maybe you see

721
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: in my price range? It's been so long i've been

722
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: in here. Tim McGrath is out of your price range. Absolutely.

723
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 1: Tim McGraw's out of your price range. Mark McGrath also

724
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: out of your price range. But Tim McGrath, it says, um,

725
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: hey um, Mr McGrath, Um. Sorry, sorry to interrupt you

726
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: during lunch. It's just it makes me. Dave, your assistant, Um, you,

727
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm saving this you you got a

728
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: request for a cameo? Stoping. No, I'm serious, Tim, you

729
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: gotta request I'm sorry, Mr McGrath, you gotta request for

730
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: a cameo right right. I'm trying to even remember how

731
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: this works because it's been a while since we started,

732
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: and we signed up because you thought that was a

733
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: good idea. Yeah, look, you're your fame adjacent. It's what works,

734
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: like everybody's gonna everybody's It's like when when somebody goes

735
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: to the store and buys a copy of trans Morphers

736
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 1: instead of Transformers. You know what I mean. But I

737
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: knew this day would come. I knew this day would come.

738
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: You were right, congratulations. I told you you need assistant.

739
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: I told you needed an assistant. That's the other thing.

740
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: An intern as an assistant made a lot of sense

741
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 1: initially because I wasn't paying you six months. I am

742
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: paying you, granted it's a hundred dollars a week, but

743
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: I still feel like it's something. So look, Dave, it's me,

744
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 1: Um Dustin timber wake, Um. I don't think I need

745
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: an assistant anymore, dude. I'm just I'm a mechanic, and

746
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not paying off the way you

747
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 1: But where am I gonna go? I just you were

748
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: so enthusiastic about the idea of being famous adjacent, and

749
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,760
Speaker 1: I bought in. But nobody wants to hear from Dustin

750
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: timber Wake unless you know on drum up. Some Susan

751
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: Saran Rap said the same thing, and she kicked me out.

752
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: I don't want to let you go. I just can't

753
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: afford you. And Dave Growl said the same thing, and

754
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: he kicked me out. Elvis Priestly said the same thing,

755
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: and he kicked me out. Where am I gonna go? Fuck? Um, Look,

756
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 1: you can crash my place. I just don't need an

757
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: assistant anymore, or ever, I never did. I've worked. I'm

758
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: a mechanic with a weird name with a weird name. Hey,

759
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: thanks for coming by. How did you hear about the

760
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,399
Speaker 1: I was looking for a new assistant. Did you see

761
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: it when I posted it online? Or I I just

762
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 1: looked out. I was looking through the phone book for

763
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: for names that seemed fame adjacent, right, and came across

764
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yeah, I came across Kevin Pollock, and I

765
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: thought Kevin Pollock is fame adjacent. He slipped his way

766
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: to the middle. That's exactly right. Thank you, Thank you

767
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: for remembering a real fan. Um so, what on the

768
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: terms you're looking for and I'll tell you if it

769
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: works from me, Well, I the last job. I would

770
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: like a little race from when I got last time. Um,

771
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: I was making a hundred dollars a week working for

772
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 1: Tim McGrath. But but I would like about a hundred

773
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,720
Speaker 1: and twenty dollars a week and the and the option

774
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: to just at any point in time ask you what

775
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: people are like. Okay, when you when you say Tim McGrath,

776
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: do you mean Mark McGrath McGrath nope. Wow, it's my birthday.

777
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: Um okay, whoa I got? I got to two digital presents,

778
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: once from you, dad and the others from my dad. Mom. Yeah,

779
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: because I caught you these two polo shirts. Okay, well,

780
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: the shirts are great. I'll open my my first digital

781
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: one from you from you dad, from you my house Dad.

782
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: Let's see what's going on here? Oh my gosh, yes

783
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: I play. Okay, Hey Tommy, it's me Mark McGrath. Yeah,

784
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: sugar Ray, but not the boxer. What. Yeah? Hey, your

785
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: stepdad just wanted you to know that you're not his

786
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: real son. I have a birthday. Oh my gosh, that

787
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 1: was the best. That is the best, all right before before,

788
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: thank you the way before we've wrapped this up, and

789
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: I want to I guess I gotta open the one

790
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: from my for my jail dad, right yeah, sure, yeah right, honey.

791
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 1: Let's see not that we're comparing and he sent you something,

792
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: so yeahould enjoy that. Let's see he's acknowledging he's your

793
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: biological father. I think that's great too. I'm gonna press

794
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: play on this guy. Hey there, kiddoh, it's me Elvis Priestly.

795
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: H that's right. I can identify with having difficulties with

796
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: your dad because my father is not a two who

797
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: was Jason Priestley. However, I am and Elvis impersonator. Thank

798
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: you very much. Wow. Wow, So your dad got one

799
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: that didn't actually say happy birthday. That's interesting, But tell

800
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: you one that had a lot of heart it did, Yeah, yes,

801
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: I did, yes, yeah yeah, mom. And I got you

802
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 1: these two polo shirts. Mom, I actually got you a cameo.

803
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: Oh oh my gosh. That's so exciting, just because I

804
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: hope it's from my favorite actor, John Travolta, HU close

805
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: first play mom, Okay, okay Kevin's recording. UM, Hey, Hi,

806
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: it's me Kevin Pollock, and I just wanted to wish

807
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: you a happy birthday. And if it's not your birthday,

808
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 1: I hope you're celebrating today because it's the first day

809
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: of the rest of your life and I was thrilled

810
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: to be a part of it. How was that? Was that? Okay?

811
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think this is? Thank you?

812
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: I can't even believe I deserved this from the dad

813
00:55:56,719 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: from uh planner? That's incredible? Is that? No? Is that

814
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 1: who he is? Woman's dad dad. He's riding the horse,

815
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: he simpkins. It's the warden. I know you've been in

816
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: solitary for the week. Worth it? Thank you? Can't get out? No, no,

817
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna keep you in solitary for Come on, I did,

818
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: I did my time in solitary. I just want to

819
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: let you know that we did get your kid. That

820
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: that greeting from Elvis Priestly huh yeah, he was only

821
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 1: twenty five bucks for for ten hours. Yeah, and uh

822
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: he said he's he's out front. He says, when you

823
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 1: get out he's here to pick you up. Oh my gosh.

824
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: He doesn't realize that I'm just getting out of solitary

825
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: back into regular You got you got ten year is

826
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: left in your sentence. Yeah, I guess I might have

827
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: misled him when I said as getting now, yeah, can

828
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: you break it to Mr Priestley? Can I? I mean,

829
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: I can't case. I'm still going to do some more

830
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,919
Speaker 1: time here in in salitaire. But I guess the word

831
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: is that your your kid, like the things like the

832
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Speaker 1: cameo that was really nice mom, because it's okay. He's

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Speaker 1: also the dad in the movie where the Girl because

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Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, okay, okay, that's a classic and

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Speaker 1: everybody loves it. Yeah, but you're saying he was the

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Speaker 1: dad in in the Wedding Planner. He's friends dad and

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Speaker 1: the wedding planner Wedding Planner, Yeah, which is oddly you know,

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Speaker 1: obviously a huge fan. But there's no connection between him

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Speaker 1: and John Trabold. I don't think. Well, he wasn't a

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Speaker 1: documentary surprised easingly a documentary that included John Trivolta. No,

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Speaker 1: it was. It was I was really shocked to see

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Speaker 1: him because it was a clip of something he had

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Speaker 1: done that was in another documentary. What was the documentary about?

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Speaker 1: What was? Hold on? Mom? This is important. This is

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Speaker 1: worth just sitting through everything because it was it was

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Speaker 1: a documentary about a subject. Oh, I know, the price

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Speaker 1: is right, The price is right, Mom, there's a documentary

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Speaker 1: about a guy who quote unquote cheated on the prices. Right. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Well listen, Tommy. This is the great thing about cameos

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Speaker 1: and about celebrities. Everyone has their own personal connection to them,

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00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: and they have no personal connections to those people. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's like everyone had it with them. It's very one side,

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Speaker 1: but they you know, we hold whatever we hold due

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Speaker 1: to our hearts about them, Um, like you must have

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Speaker 1: felt about um. Rock McGrath. You know you loved, you loved.

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Speaker 1: This is a great birthday and I think you made

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Speaker 1: a the right choice falling in love with my stepdad. Ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure he's not gonna notice me crossing out

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Speaker 1: this extra l to make it a polo shirt? Because

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Speaker 1: these are shirts that is our shot boom made of chicken. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you also damn much. Um. A special thanks to

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Speaker 1: to Mark Gagliardi and Jackie Gonzals Ruthy for joining us

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Speaker 1: as guests alchemists on so many many episodes over the

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Speaker 1: last few years. I've been a pleasure. Talent and and

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Speaker 1: willingness have met the world to us, and I think

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Speaker 1: I speak for the other founding members and and thank

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Speaker 1: you for being as great as you are. And it's uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, full of the sort of joy that I

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Speaker 1: was hoping the show would bring to other people, and

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Speaker 1: you're both perfect examples of that. Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: It has been a treat, what a blast, what a

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Speaker 1: what a great time, and wonderfully to be a part

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Speaker 1: of Yeah. And again, so long for now I'll never

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Speaker 1: see Yeah, because I'm coming to never see anyone here again. Jackie,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at your place for dinner tonight. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's please, let yes, yes? And for

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Speaker 1: breakfast right yep, great, We're gonna biscuits your gravy uh uh.

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Speaker 1: And Chris Alvarado, thank you so damn much. Hey, thank you,

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Speaker 1: and Jackie and Mark. It's been so fun to be

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Speaker 1: like so or by your both your talents, but also

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Speaker 1: just personally like how lucky we uh We've all been

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Speaker 1: to become become closer as friends and not just not

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Speaker 1: just performers, Like I'm so stoked that, like now I

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Speaker 1: really consider both of you like two of my good friends.

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Speaker 1: Uh So I just want to say that, and I

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Speaker 1: love you guys hey man, brother, love you back. James.

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Speaker 1: You want to add to that, you know, multi uh

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Speaker 1: times times ten times. It's been a hell of a blast.

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Speaker 1: It's uh being able to get together the new guests

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Speaker 1: when we started bringing guests in brought a lot of

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Speaker 1: life into the show. It was really fun and I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the hell I would have done through

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Speaker 1: COVID and through the lockdown if it wasn't for the

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Speaker 1: times to be able to get together and laugh on

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Speaker 1: soon with you guys. So thank you Greg. Yeah, Mark

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Speaker 1: and Jackie are great. But I do want to talk

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Speaker 1: about the uh the term Jerry rigged, which he's been

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Speaker 1: boiling this whole time for it. I think we might

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Speaker 1: have actually covered it on the show before, because yeah,

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Speaker 1: because Jerry rigged is a conflation of two previous terms,

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Speaker 1: jury rigged and Jerry built. Jury rigged referring to an

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Speaker 1: improvised sale, so that means something you've kind of thrown

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Speaker 1: together on the fly. Jerry built is something that's built

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Speaker 1: shodily and they all pre date referring to the Germans

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Speaker 1: as as Jerry's. Oh now I feel like a racist,

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Speaker 1: and I apologize all of Germany. You can always be

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Speaker 1: racist to Germans. Uh. But yeah, it's I'm only doing

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Speaker 1: this because it's so tough to say goodbye to Mark

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Speaker 1: and Jackie, who I will never see again. I know

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Speaker 1: it's weird, will never ever see you again. Uh. Thanks

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Speaker 1: also to our engineering producer or to the stars, Mr

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Speaker 1: doug Bane. Fine folks that I hurt media who have

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Speaker 1: given us a home. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, thanking

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Speaker 1: each and every one of you so very very much.

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Speaker 1: I hope to see you again and soon, if not sooner,

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Speaker 1: check your mail and until next time,