1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: Welcome to Stupidity, home of the greatest media mind ever 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: to walk the planet. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,040 Speaker 2: I tell you what, man, He's a literal titan across 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 2: the entire media landscape. 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: Okay, sure, here's a deal. 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 3: He's a true icon in every sense of the word. 7 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: He's loved and feared more than any being. 8 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 2: To Grace's planet, there. 9 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: Got a bed with a voice that sounds like Verry White, 10 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: and be got to say, Hey, let's do it, baby. 11 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: God himself would pay thirty nine ninety nine for a cameo. 12 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: Fact of the matter is you are about to embark 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: on a transcendent experience that can only be described as 14 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: psychological nudity. This is stox and this is Stupidity. 15 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 4: Here we go, Jim. 16 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 2: Only, Welcome in to another episode of Stupotoity, the biggest 17 00:00:55,360 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 2: podcast in the world. Thanks to you. Please subscribe, rate review, subscribe, resubscribe, rerape, 18 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,320 Speaker 2: re review. You have made us number one, the biggest 19 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 2: podcast in the world. 20 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 4: Mike, yay. 21 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 2: It is Draft week, my friend, Draft week, Yes, I 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 2: mean the high point for the Jets season every season. 23 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 4: Ye yes, and listen. I don't know. 24 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:27,559 Speaker 2: Like Lindsay's Ardiac was at ESPN for many many years now, 25 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 2: she has a podcast. She's doing great work. She married 26 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 2: a host from The Today Show. They have a wonderful, 27 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:38,839 Speaker 2: beautiful family. Lindsay's ardiac for me, one of the underrated 28 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 2: sports center anchors of all time. Very funny, very clever, 29 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 2: very knowledgeable, very comfortable on TV. Just polish, Polish broadcaster. 30 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 2: I don't know if people realize this what she has 31 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 2: done since she left ESPN in edition everything else she's doing, 32 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 2: Mike is she has poured herself into the NFL draft 33 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 2: and she has become one of the foremost NFL draft 34 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 2: experts that we have in our industry. So we are 35 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 2: going to almost everything else we're gonna talk about with Lindsay. 36 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 4: We're gonna talk to NFL drafts. How about that. I'm excited. 37 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 2: I have so many questions. 38 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 4: You do, Like, the Jets are gonna take it number too? Right? 39 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 5: No, not twenty three. We all know who they're taking 40 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,519 Speaker 5: it to. Who a they gonna take a twenty three? 41 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 5: I got my eye on some linemen, some dbs. Why 42 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 5: are you looking at lineman? I'm looking at want to 43 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 5: I want I want her to break it all down. Okay, 44 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 5: but I'm looking at like running backs? 45 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 2: Why are you looking at lineman and you think the jetson, Oh, 46 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 2: you want a lineman to protect the quarterback, the new quarterback. 47 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 4: That you have. Huh, Yeah, they took Beckton last year. 48 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 4: I would like for this quarterback. Yeah, but how about 49 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 4: to like for the quarterback? 50 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 5: But how about not to have the same thing happening? 51 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 2: But how about we use the lineman that we took 52 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 2: last year to protect last year's quarterback, Sam Dartle. 53 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 4: Do we use those linemen to protect this year's quarterback? 54 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 4: How about that? What do you? I mean, that's a 55 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 4: normal teams do it. 56 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 2: Mike, But we are not normal, all right? Well, as 57 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 2: Lindsay's already act good, the Jets are taking it twenty two. 58 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 5: It's two guts, it's twenty three, not twenty two. 59 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 2: I just fucking said it. Oh twenty three. Definitely take alignment. 60 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 2: Stupodod me. So I'm wondering the Artist and the athlete 61 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,800 Speaker 2: Lindsay's Arniak is with us, and I want to talk 62 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 2: to you about the things you miss most about Miami. 63 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 2: In a second, but you have a you have a 64 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,639 Speaker 2: weekly podcast, The Artist and the Athlete next week, and 65 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 2: Miami fans will like this. Jimmy Butler and country singer 66 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 2: Kane Brown are going to be on the show. What's 67 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 2: the coolest combination you've made so far? Like with the 68 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 2: coolest athlete artist combination you've come up with so far? 69 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 6: Okay, so female, Oh my god, I would say it 70 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 6: was Abby want Back and Becky g but also because 71 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 6: they're so polar opposite. But we had a Lanis Morris 72 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 6: set On and she's like one of my all time favorites, 73 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 6: and she was with Danica Patrick and they were just 74 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 6: in this headspace that was like I couldn't understand half 75 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 6: the worst they were saying. But one of my favorites 76 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 6: is Anthony Rizzo and Eddie Bedder because Eddie Bedder just 77 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 6: s peeked out in a way that I would never 78 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 6: Edie better would gek out, you know what I mean. 79 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 6: His stories He was saying about like there was this 80 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 6: one night they snuck into Wrigley and it. 81 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 4: Was just whoa whoa, whoa whoa WOA. 82 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 3: And the whole time I. 83 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 6: Was just looking at him, you know what I mean, like, 84 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 6: oh my god, just saying just do whatever, you know. 85 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 2: Just wait, Lindsay hold. I want to be clear, Mike, 86 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 2: you had the same reaction I had. Are you telling 87 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,119 Speaker 2: me I do wait? 88 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 4: Better? Geeked out a Rizzo? Are you kidding me? 89 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:22,479 Speaker 3: Better? 90 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 6: Geeked out on Rizzo in a way that he was 91 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 6: so he was so cool, I'm not kidding. Rezzo had 92 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 6: to go and Eddie hung out to just talk baseball, 93 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 6: Like he just wanted to talk baseball, and I had 94 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 6: a million other things that I like. 95 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 3: I'm like, I want to know everything. I want to 96 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 3: know all about your songs. I want to know back 97 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 3: in the day. I want to know you know, Chris 98 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 3: Cornell and all that shit. 99 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,919 Speaker 6: And the thing with this is, you know, really it 100 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 6: works when you stick to what the connection is, right. 101 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 6: So for him, and the whole reason he was geeking 102 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,600 Speaker 6: out is because he truly wanted to talk Ernie Banks 103 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 6: and baseball and just so the stuff they were And 104 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 6: it was fascinating because he's you realize, oh my god, 105 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,599 Speaker 6: this is why you are who you are and why 106 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 6: you are like so uber successful at what you do 107 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 6: because everything he says just sounds a beautiful song. 108 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,599 Speaker 3: And I was like, you know. 109 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 6: So he was describing story about being on John Lester's 110 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 6: porch after they clinched the NLCS and they're all He's 111 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 6: playing guitar, singing songs to them and they're all hanging 112 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 6: out and it's like, you know, you just can't help 113 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 6: but be taken right into that scene. And that was 114 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 6: the story he told about the night that after that, 115 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 6: THEO was like, you want to go to Wrigley, And 116 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,719 Speaker 6: so he tells the story about sneaking into Wrigley with 117 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,039 Speaker 6: theo Epstein and they're in the outfield, they lay on 118 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,719 Speaker 6: their backs, It's three thirty in the morning. They're staring 119 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 6: up at the rooftops that surround Wrigley and they can 120 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 6: still hear fans partying and cheering. And I was like, 121 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 6: and that that's a song I want to hear, like 122 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 6: I can see you know what I mean? 123 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 3: This is anyway? So that was that was really like 124 00:05:58,560 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 3: for me. 125 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 6: That was the one that I was like, I probably 126 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 6: need a shot up tequila before we do this. 127 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 2: So that's a good job out of you because you realize, 128 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 2: like everyone asked at of those questions and so you 129 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 2: had a connection point. You were a conduit to him 130 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 2: geeking out over Anthony Rizzo and you just let it go. 131 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 3: Right, I did, Well, Yeah, because you've got it. You 132 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 3: got to follow it. 133 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 6: But honestly like that that's a part of it that like, yeah, 134 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 6: when when it's over, sometimes it's like I feel like, Okay, 135 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 6: I've just like given birth to something. But I feel like, shit, 136 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 6: did I leave all this stuff on the table, because 137 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 6: there are a million things that I would want to know. 138 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 6: But you're right, like, it's it's it's not that interview. 139 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 6: It's not the interview in the conversation about his history 140 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 6: with Pearl. 141 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 3: Jam or whatever, you know, not having a father or whatever. 142 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 2: It is. 143 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,720 Speaker 3: It's his story about what baseball means to him. 144 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 6: And just like you know, so it was really cool, 145 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 6: and it's been. 146 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 2: The artist and the athlete. What am I coming on? 147 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not an athlete, but what am I? 148 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 4: Well, no, you're not an artist. 149 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 3: Or you could be my golfer. You be my golfer. 150 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,280 Speaker 3: Who's your my artist? 151 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 2: Would actually it would either be Bob we or John 152 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 2: Mayer or Eddi Vedder's a So. 153 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 6: So let's go John Mayor because John Mayer is from 154 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,280 Speaker 6: Fairfield up here in Connecticut. 155 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 3: So maybe we could work something. 156 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 2: Okay, listen, dream dream time, No, No, let's do this. 157 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 2: I'll be your professional golfer. Okay, And here's why I 158 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 2: love Mayor so much. So I'm a big Grateful Dead fan. Okay, 159 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 2: I love the Grateful Dead. But I would play it 160 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 2: around the house and I have two twin daughters, and 161 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 2: they liked, what the hell is this garbage you're playing 162 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 2: all the time? And then Mayor joined the bands, and 163 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 2: then suddenly the garbage I was playing became really really 164 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 2: cool to them, like, oh. 165 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 3: Dad, dude, you're legit. That's so funny. 166 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 6: Yeah. I remember he was like the song the soundtrack 167 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 6: for me when I was leaving college because I was 168 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 6: moving to Atlanta, Georgia, and he had that you know 169 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 6: that song, why Georgia Why, And I would just like 170 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 6: blast that in my car down the highway. 171 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 3: That would be huge. 172 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 2: Okay, what is the song you sing out loud in 173 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 2: your car every time I'm interested? What is the song? 174 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 2: Is there a song for Let's Oh my God? 175 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 3: There are a lot. It depends on the day. It 176 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,880 Speaker 3: probably is like today. 177 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 6: It was Chainsmokers because I was I was getting ready 178 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 6: for something we're doing. 179 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 3: But Taylor Swift a lot of times, I just love 180 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 3: Taylor Swift. I can't hide it. But it's like her 181 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 3: old school stuff. 182 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 6: That I like, so like when I try to tell myself, 183 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 6: maybe you can sing, those are the songs I sing, 184 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 6: And then I realize, no, I'm very wrong. 185 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 2: I love it yours? 186 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 3: Who do you sing? 187 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 4: Oh my? 188 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,600 Speaker 2: Any well, I'm only the only two things I listened 189 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 2: to are sports radio and The Grateful Dead, And so 190 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 2: you know, any Dead song that comes on, there is 191 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 2: no favorite Dead song. 192 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,079 Speaker 4: I like them all. 193 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,440 Speaker 2: You know, maybe just breathe from from Pearl Jam is 194 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 2: what I'll sing out loud in my car. Isn't that great? 195 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 4: Yeah? 196 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, you were swooning the way I was swooting over 197 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 2: Jack Nicholas the second you were swooting over already better. 198 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 6: That's how I felt over also like Atlantis, because I 199 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 6: was just like, oh my, here's what this is. Weird, 200 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 6: It's like and this is why you just said what 201 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 6: you said about talking to Jack Nicholas or whoever. Like 202 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 6: you realize how much of a fabric of your youth 203 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 6: and your like whatever it is that you follow these 204 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,959 Speaker 6: people and then you're around them and if they're if 205 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,679 Speaker 6: you're lucky enough to have them be as awesome as 206 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 6: you think they are, then it's like, oh my god, 207 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,680 Speaker 6: like this is And then when they share stuff that 208 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 6: you haven't realized, like, I don't know, it's just weird, 209 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 6: it's just anyway. 210 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,920 Speaker 3: It is definitely an aha moment. 211 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 2: And no, totally totally it is and I feel Listen, 212 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 2: I hope you realize that a very impressive resume. You 213 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 2: do realize the most impressive thing on your impressive resume 214 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,080 Speaker 2: is co hosting the George Michael Sports Machine. 215 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 3: Right, thank you so much. 216 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 2: You got it. That's that's like legendary type shit right there, Lindsay. 217 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 6: I mean seriously, I was looking around because somewhere here 218 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 6: I've got George's. 219 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 3: Hold on. 220 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 2: Don't go anywhere, Okay, I'm not I'm not going anywhere. 221 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 2: This is exciting. She is running around the house right 222 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,560 Speaker 2: now looking for some George. 223 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 4: Mike. 224 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 2: Do you know the George Michael sports Machine? 225 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,319 Speaker 4: Are you familiar with what? 226 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,679 Speaker 2: Okay, there was a time where there was a guy 227 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 2: who stood his high like a robot a machine. 228 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, he would give you the weekly sports highlights. 229 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,760 Speaker 2: Well, like Lindsay describe for Mike, it was no earthly 230 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,560 Speaker 2: idea what we're talking about what the George Michael Sports 231 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 2: Machine was. 232 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 3: You're a puppy, that's. 233 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:21,520 Speaker 6: The problem, all right, Oh, George Michael was in Washington, 234 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,880 Speaker 6: d C. That was his base, right, So he was 235 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,800 Speaker 6: this legendary sportscaster in Washington, d C. But at the 236 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 6: same time, he hosted a show nationally called the George 237 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 6: Michael Sports Machine, and it was before ESPN. It was 238 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,480 Speaker 6: right as that was like sort of a figment of 239 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:39,520 Speaker 6: an imagination, right ESPN. So George would show highlights and 240 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:41,920 Speaker 6: he would use this big machine with a big red 241 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 6: button and he would be like, let me take you 242 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,080 Speaker 6: to Detroit and had pushed the button and then you 243 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 6: would have highlights that ran and people had never seen 244 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:50,680 Speaker 6: highlights like this. 245 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,280 Speaker 3: So he was a. 246 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 6: Pioneer and he was quirky, but he was like, honestly 247 00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 6: he is. 248 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,280 Speaker 3: He is the best mentor I've ever had. And ironically, 249 00:10:59,320 --> 00:10:59,959 Speaker 3: when I left. 250 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 6: My I left because George called me to go work 251 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 6: in Washington and I first turned that job down, and 252 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 6: I because because Stu, I didn't want to leave Miami. 253 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:15,040 Speaker 6: And I'm like, if I go to DC, it's near 254 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,560 Speaker 6: my home, Like I'm going home and I'm leaving Miami. 255 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 6: And in Miami they were saying I was doing sports 256 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 6: down there, but they were saying to me, okay, well, wait, 257 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,439 Speaker 6: we want you to stay. You can host this midday 258 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,559 Speaker 6: talk show. And to me, like that kind of thing 259 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 6: sounded amazing. That was like a dream job. But George 260 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 6: was like, Zarniac, come up here. You're gonna learn everything. 261 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,719 Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you what you need. You're gonna cover 262 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,480 Speaker 6: the Redskins, You're gonna cover the national you know, you're 263 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 6: gonna it's gonna be great. 264 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,439 Speaker 3: You're gonna be a star. I'm gonna internew whatever. 265 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 6: You know. 266 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:42,720 Speaker 3: That's how he talked. 267 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,319 Speaker 6: So I kind of got scared away because I had 268 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,560 Speaker 6: agents and I had other people that were like, if 269 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:51,520 Speaker 6: you do this, he will be controlling. He will you know, 270 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:54,080 Speaker 6: you're not going to get these opportunities to do stuff nationally. 271 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,480 Speaker 6: Like I had just been hired to do a heads 272 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:58,040 Speaker 6: up poker tournament for NBC, So this was like exciting 273 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 6: because I'm like, oh yeah, So I turned the job down, 274 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,120 Speaker 6: and literally the day I did that, the moment I 275 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:08,320 Speaker 6: hung up the phone, I was like, oh shit, Like, 276 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,520 Speaker 6: do you know that book STU called The Princess and 277 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:13,080 Speaker 6: the Pee where she sleeps on the mattresses and there's 278 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 6: a they find out she's a princess because there's a 279 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,800 Speaker 6: p in the bottom, and only princesses know that there's 280 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 6: a pe. 281 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:18,679 Speaker 3: No, you don't know that story. 282 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,040 Speaker 2: Sorry, you're asking me about a book, Lindsay, I mean. 283 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,320 Speaker 3: My daughters. I thought you would have read that. I 284 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:26,959 Speaker 3: really knew. 285 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,920 Speaker 6: I just knew, like I had always really struggled with gut, 286 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,400 Speaker 6: Like what's your gut feeling? 287 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,520 Speaker 3: I don't know, because I see some shiny objects and 288 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 3: I just knew that. 289 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 6: I was like, oh my god, that was such like 290 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,240 Speaker 6: he was giving me his ray to come up there anyway, 291 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,720 Speaker 6: long storage for it. I'm in a car wash waiting 292 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,800 Speaker 6: outside and I'm writing on a napkin what I'm going 293 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,200 Speaker 6: to say to him when I call him back. This 294 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,440 Speaker 6: is like three weeks later. I got to see if 295 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:55,280 Speaker 6: that opportunity still exists. And I actually have a dear 296 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,680 Speaker 6: friend at my station in Miami who walked me through 297 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 6: it and was like, if you wanted to this shot 298 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,079 Speaker 6: at getting that opportunity back, here's what you do. 299 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:03,600 Speaker 3: I don't know. 300 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 6: He may hang up the phone on you, but he 301 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,840 Speaker 6: might not. And he didn't, and he was like, wells Arniac, 302 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,040 Speaker 6: I've got to see what I can do. And then 303 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,199 Speaker 6: like a week later he was like, ye, come on up. Anyway, 304 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 6: it was the best experience because he was such a mentor, 305 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 6: but he was like he was gruff, but okay, this 306 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 6: he's what I. 307 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:19,440 Speaker 3: Want to say. 308 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine he never called you Lindsay. He was always 309 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,400 Speaker 4: alaradiak in that voice. 310 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 2: Right, okay, So what do you have. 311 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,480 Speaker 3: For his wife? 312 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,439 Speaker 6: Pat Is was his writer and he we we all 313 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,640 Speaker 6: had this sports office downstairs in the big NBC building 314 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:34,840 Speaker 6: where where network. 315 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 3: Was also housed. So it was like this big building. 316 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,000 Speaker 3: George had the whole. 317 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:40,800 Speaker 6: Bottom floor just for sports and on Sundays because it 318 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 6: was local going on there, but also like the local sports, 319 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 6: but also the sports machine. Everyone had to wear a tie. 320 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,760 Speaker 6: If you were, you know, not a man, then you 321 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 6: had to wear just not jeans. And everyone got a 322 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,520 Speaker 6: game and you had to be there by twelve thirty 323 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 6: because at one o'clock there was silence and you're all 324 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 6: watching your football game or your baseball game and you're 325 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 6: charting it. And so this is but I will save 326 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,280 Speaker 6: until I die. This is the George Michaels sports machine 327 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 6: football charting. 328 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:09,320 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I am insanely jealous. 329 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:13,440 Speaker 3: I would use this in the station. 330 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:16,199 Speaker 6: But also when I was at the then Redskins now 331 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 6: Washington football team games. I would take it in the 332 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,960 Speaker 6: press box and it's got your your special for your 333 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 6: time code. You're down your yards to go, like this 334 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 6: was religion. And then you had to turn this in 335 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,920 Speaker 6: at the end of the game and he would choose 336 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,080 Speaker 6: his place. The editors would choose the place based off 337 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,760 Speaker 6: of it, so you had to like highlight it right, 338 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 6: mark the close ups, do all this stuff. And I 339 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 6: mean he was he had a very extremely specific system. 340 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 2: So the beauty of the show was there was actually 341 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 2: people doing work on it. He wasn't just putting things 342 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:48,640 Speaker 2: into a machine. It was spinning out highlights exactly. Yeah, 343 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,600 Speaker 2: like this is Mike your laugh, but this was like 344 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 2: Sports Center back in the day. 345 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,200 Speaker 4: I'm not even joking, like Mike. 346 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,360 Speaker 2: For a kid, a far kid from New York or 347 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 2: someone in Connecticut to see a Pistons highlight was a 348 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 2: big deal back then. 349 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 6: Yeah, And he would do he would he would change 350 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,400 Speaker 6: for the show in the back office. 351 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 3: Everybody knew that, so you just didn't look. 352 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 6: And he would have it catered for dinner every every Sunday, 353 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,440 Speaker 6: so the same place did it Wagshaws. 354 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 3: It was really good. 355 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,560 Speaker 6: Oh gosh, it was fascinating anyway, I digress. Sorry, I'm 356 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,000 Speaker 6: glad you asked me about that, because I have not 357 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 6: touched this thing in like years. 358 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 2: I'm glad that I asked. Uh, I'm glad I asked 359 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 2: you about it as well. The Artist and the Athlete 360 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:26,280 Speaker 2: Weekly podcast Lindsay's Alreadiak is with us The Artist and 361 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 2: the Athlete Weekly Podcast, Lindsay's Alreadiak is with us the 362 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,800 Speaker 2: three things you miss most about Miami or what. 363 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,920 Speaker 3: For I miss? I just miss sunshine mostly. 364 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 6: I just mean in general, in any shape or form, 365 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,800 Speaker 6: because Connecticut it's very great. 366 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 2: So just the sun right right, Like I. 367 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 6: Just miss being able to walk outside and stand in 368 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 6: the sun for like five minutes. 369 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,720 Speaker 3: Oh hi, can you and I miss? What do I miss? 370 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,160 Speaker 6: I miss going to places like mansion or bed right 371 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,240 Speaker 6: like I'm twenty. 372 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 3: This is my daughter just came to say hig. 373 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,880 Speaker 2: She's saying hi, hello, Hi, how are you? 374 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 4: Okay? 375 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 2: Okay, got to listen. The daughter's on your lap. Not 376 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,480 Speaker 2: too many details about the mansion, oh. 377 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 6: No, but like you know, just being able to but 378 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,560 Speaker 6: that was a different life. That was a different life 379 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 6: for me. So but I miss just the outdoor light, 380 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,000 Speaker 6: like in the food. 381 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,120 Speaker 3: The food is so good. I just missed the vibe. 382 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,720 Speaker 6: I mean, but honestly, like visually, the thing I miss 383 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,640 Speaker 6: is going home and driving over the causeway and just 384 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 6: the way it looks like with the lights and stuff, 385 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,440 Speaker 6: you know, but also the people. 386 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 2: I always tell people who drive over that causeway like, oh, 387 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 2: it looks so nice. I go, yeah, but wait till 388 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 2: you get inside of it. Wait until you get in 389 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,200 Speaker 2: the belly of South Beach, right by the Cleveland there. 390 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 3: That's true. That's true, right, because that's where I know. 391 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 3: I know, But where was that. 392 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,640 Speaker 6: I was in Sunny Aisles when I was there, so 393 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,480 Speaker 6: it was like sort of a way off but then 394 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 6: but also just. 395 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,760 Speaker 3: Being able to go right down to South Beach, Man, 396 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 3: that was awesome. 397 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's uh, it's a cool place. It is a 398 00:16:59,200 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 2: cool place. 399 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,520 Speaker 3: How often do you get down there? 400 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,040 Speaker 2: I go there every day because that'shere we do the 401 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,640 Speaker 2: show from. We do it in the belly. That's where 402 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,200 Speaker 2: I do it at the Cleveland, their hotel. 403 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,639 Speaker 6: Let's just craft a little roll for me there. I 404 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 6: don't care what I do. 405 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 2: I'll just like, what do you mean? The artist and 406 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,840 Speaker 2: the athlete is coming over to me. That's what we're 407 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:23,640 Speaker 2: gonna do. Yeah, there you go. Okay, Miami, I love 408 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,200 Speaker 2: it all right, So that's what you miss most about Miami. 409 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 2: Is there a thing you miss most about a ESPN? 410 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:36,600 Speaker 7: I well, being on TV right and those four letters. 411 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,160 Speaker 7: I gotta tell you, I feel naked without the four letters. 412 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 7: Without the four letters, I feel a bit naked at times, 413 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 7: you know. 414 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 6: I mean, look like if we're just being honest, which 415 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 6: we are, it's like you yeah, like you're you know, 416 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,239 Speaker 6: like there are times that I'm like, man, especially when 417 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,600 Speaker 6: certain stuff happens and you're like, oh, I just wish 418 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,040 Speaker 6: I was like, you know, on TV talking about this, 419 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,359 Speaker 6: doing what you do whatever. 420 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,520 Speaker 3: It's that, you know, of course, Like I miss the people. 421 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,920 Speaker 6: There's like the people that I work with closely, you know, 422 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,760 Speaker 6: because we were like a team on the six o'clock Show. 423 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,639 Speaker 6: It's like obviously it's kind of like family. You know, 424 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,360 Speaker 6: you work with the same people day and day out. 425 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 6: So I do miss that. I definitely miss getting my 426 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:20,640 Speaker 6: hair and makeup done. That's just presentable, no, and I'm serious, 427 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,440 Speaker 6: But I do like the interacting with different people. 428 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 3: Like I remember when you guys would come on the show. 429 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 3: It's sick. 430 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 6: It was like such a feat when we can get 431 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,720 Speaker 6: you because you guys were such ask about who you 432 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,119 Speaker 6: would talk to and it was like yes and like 433 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,040 Speaker 6: that stuff like that where you're just having fun and 434 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,840 Speaker 6: you know, I think that's the main thing. 435 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 3: It's like you realize that. 436 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,159 Speaker 6: Okay, So to do what you do, you got to 437 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 6: figure out where are you gonna do it? 438 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:47,679 Speaker 4: You know? 439 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 3: So that's how about you? I don't know, do you? 440 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 2: What do I miss most about ESPN? The cafeteria everyone 441 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 2: got VAM felt really really just the four letters. The 442 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:10,360 Speaker 2: four letters are very powerful. We enjoyed our time there. 443 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 2: You enjoyed your time there, Dan, and I enjoy yeah, 444 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,280 Speaker 2: our time. It's a great place to work. We'll get 445 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,080 Speaker 2: you out of here in just a few minutes. Tell 446 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,879 Speaker 2: me what's going on? You have a you're hosting a 447 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:24,679 Speaker 2: new CBS Saturday night primetime racing series SRX that's premiering 448 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,920 Speaker 2: in June. What's going on there? 449 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:26,639 Speaker 3: Okay? 450 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,720 Speaker 6: So this is Tony Stewart, the driver has created with 451 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:36,439 Speaker 6: Ray Evernham, legendary team owner in Sandy Montag who's an 452 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,320 Speaker 6: agent in our business. 453 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,359 Speaker 3: They have created SRX, which is a racing show. 454 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 6: So it's going to be live every Saturday night, short 455 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,680 Speaker 6: tracks and it is legends like Hall of Famers and 456 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,800 Speaker 6: different walks of racing, racing against each other who in 457 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,399 Speaker 6: cars that are exactly the same. So it's going to 458 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 6: be dirt tracks and asphalt but they're short track, which 459 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,560 Speaker 6: I'm so pumped about because that is so much fun, 460 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,199 Speaker 6: especially like on a Saturday night. And we're going to 461 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,879 Speaker 6: all different tracks around the country for six weeks. 462 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,440 Speaker 3: So it's going to be on CBS. 463 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,760 Speaker 6: You can see it in primetime and I'm gonna I'm hosting, 464 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,120 Speaker 6: so I'm super pumped. And it's different different analysts and 465 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:17,680 Speaker 6: some like celebrity analysts that are that are jumping in time. 466 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,200 Speaker 2: It will be really cool, very cool. So check that out. 467 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,200 Speaker 2: And uh, make sure you listen to the weekly podcast 468 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,760 Speaker 2: The Artist and the Athlete before we get you out 469 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,439 Speaker 2: of here. You are a legend on Instagram for your comedy. 470 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,680 Speaker 6: Hey wait a minute before I forget, you just had 471 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 6: stink on your podcast. I first of all, I love 472 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,080 Speaker 6: your podcast, and I really love the artwork. 473 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,439 Speaker 2: I just want to say, what the picture of me 474 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,400 Speaker 2: on a toilet. 475 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 3: I I just do. I love hello behind it? I 476 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,800 Speaker 3: lie hilarious. 477 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,400 Speaker 2: I have had and stickers. You want me to mail 478 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 2: you a few, I. 479 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,240 Speaker 6: Mean, yeah, fail me, Yeah, you mail me something and 480 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,399 Speaker 6: I'll mail you something. And also stink is you know 481 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,679 Speaker 6: he was on my broadcast team for NFL for for 482 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:03,560 Speaker 6: with Fox. He was and he is just amazing that guy, 483 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 6: Like I don't know, like he doesn't sleep. I don't 484 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,680 Speaker 6: know how he does. 485 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,640 Speaker 4: He's an animal. 486 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 3: But like he'll be the guy you're talking to dinner. 487 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,960 Speaker 6: First of all, some of his stories, like I would 488 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,600 Speaker 6: almost be peeing myself because we would be getting ready 489 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,119 Speaker 6: to go to dinner and he would share some story 490 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:22,960 Speaker 6: about when he was with a team and like a 491 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,480 Speaker 6: practical joke he pulled which I can't even repeat that stuff. 492 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,879 Speaker 5: I get him to tell you the Kevin Costner story. 493 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 8: I did. 494 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,520 Speaker 5: Okay, all right, stud doesn't know what we're gonna comes out. 495 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 4: Yes, one of my favorites. Yes, yes, wait, lindsay you 496 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,480 Speaker 4: know the Costler stories. 497 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,200 Speaker 6: You know you know? 498 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, the Coster story. 499 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 6: And there's a thermometer story I was. 500 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 5: I was with him when we had Kevin Costner on 501 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,640 Speaker 5: the show in the first time after and Kevin remembered 502 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,320 Speaker 5: him and it was so awkward. I have pictures of it. 503 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,800 Speaker 5: I'll have to send you a picture of Kevin Costner 504 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,560 Speaker 5: looking at Mark Sideye. 505 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,400 Speaker 4: Alright, but don't ruin the story. 506 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,239 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, yeah you got Oh 507 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:05,640 Speaker 3: my god. 508 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,800 Speaker 2: In fact, I think when we have Stink on, we'll 509 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,520 Speaker 2: have you on. So you guys can see. 510 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,560 Speaker 4: My reaction to this story. Legendary story. 511 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,359 Speaker 6: Okay, please, no, I have seriously, I'd have to see that. 512 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,400 Speaker 6: Because the other thing is when we when he told 513 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,399 Speaker 6: that story, we were in a bar getting ready to 514 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,240 Speaker 6: go out to dinner, our whole crew, and everyone's kind 515 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,120 Speaker 6: of like looking at me because I'm the only woman there, 516 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,360 Speaker 6: you know what I mean. And it's like, so it's 517 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,040 Speaker 6: just hilarious. I love I love it. He's just so real. 518 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:28,480 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 519 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,280 Speaker 3: That thermometer story is even better. I think. 520 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,919 Speaker 2: So Mike tells me, you're going to bring your legendary 521 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 2: Instagram comedy set to stupodity here and tell us some 522 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,800 Speaker 2: really bad jokes like that. 523 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,719 Speaker 6: Well it depends I mean, certain angie groups who wouldn't 524 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,400 Speaker 6: find these bad. 525 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 3: But that's fine, maybe they do. All right, are you ready? 526 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:50,880 Speaker 2: So Lindsey is actually, okay, you want me to read 527 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:51,440 Speaker 2: them or are you. 528 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:52,920 Speaker 3: Gonna like, okay, you're gonna read them? 529 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,080 Speaker 2: Do you? 530 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,720 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna make this super fast. 531 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,119 Speaker 6: So the deal was my kids, you know, all of 532 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 6: a sudden, I had to start homeschooling and because of 533 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 6: the pandemic, and they, you know, kids are like athletes. 534 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,600 Speaker 3: They were fun to routine. 535 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,720 Speaker 6: So I would write out their whole like day, you know, 536 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 6: I would say, like, okay, morning message jokes, and I 537 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,200 Speaker 6: started incorporating jokes so I would be free jokes today 538 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:12,719 Speaker 6: and then. 539 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,120 Speaker 3: So that's what we did. 540 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,879 Speaker 6: So so I have a whole closet. It's full of 541 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 6: jokes like this. So I just chose a few of my. 542 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,160 Speaker 3: Favorite for you. 543 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so I'll read about what noise does 544 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,440 Speaker 2: a plane bouncing on a trampoline make? Mike want I 545 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,400 Speaker 2: guess the answer. 546 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:39,680 Speaker 4: To boy boying boeing, boy bowing boeing bolleying. Very good. 547 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 4: I love that you actually did work and wrote these down. 548 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,680 Speaker 4: This is fantastic. 549 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,959 Speaker 3: These are the ones that were on Instagram. These are 550 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,679 Speaker 3: the originals. 551 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 8: Okay, all right, nothing I was. 552 00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:02,800 Speaker 4: I'm going to throw tomato at you. It's a punchline. First, Okay, 553 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 4: how do taco say? Grace? 554 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 2: I love this. 555 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 4: Let us pray. 556 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,360 Speaker 3: Flat. Okay, this is one of my favorite. 557 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,680 Speaker 4: No, it doesn't. Okay, I want to. I just want 558 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,520 Speaker 4: to remind the audience. 559 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,919 Speaker 2: She has written this down on paper with a black shorpion. 560 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,879 Speaker 4: It is unbelievable. Why did the tomato turn red. 561 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,360 Speaker 2: Because it saw the salad dressing? 562 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 3: Because it saw the salad dressing. 563 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 4: I got it, I got it, sell it correctly. You're right. 564 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,200 Speaker 2: That's why you should be telling the punchlines. You want 565 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,440 Speaker 2: to have your daughter read one? 566 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,000 Speaker 3: Well, she can't read yet, but she can be. Okay, city, wait, 567 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:47,879 Speaker 3: let's see you know. 568 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:57,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is the greatest. Is it so cute? 569 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:04,160 Speaker 3: Say it loud? Say it loud. Ask the question what 570 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,600 Speaker 3: was the snake's favorite subject in school? Do you remember 571 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:12,399 Speaker 3: the answer? Really loud? Ready to say it with me? 572 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:12,920 Speaker 2: One? 573 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 3: Two, three, three? 574 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 4: Excellent delivery by the daughter. 575 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 6: My son is the one that really loves these, and 576 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:26,720 Speaker 6: he started to make it. 577 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 3: But I will send you you send me. What are 578 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 3: you sending me? 579 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,840 Speaker 4: What am I sending you? I forgot? 580 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,679 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sending you to pot I'm sending you 581 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,359 Speaker 2: pictures of me sitting on the toilet. You send me 582 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:42,880 Speaker 2: some jokes, okay, oh. 583 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,280 Speaker 3: God, jokes, because we have I have joke packages done. 584 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,879 Speaker 2: So you send me jokes and I will send you 585 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,520 Speaker 2: pictures of me on the toilet. Check out the podcast. 586 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,320 Speaker 2: The Artist and the Athletes shall also be hosting CBS's 587 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 2: new Saturday night primetime racing series SRX, premiering a June. Lindsey, 588 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 2: you have a couple of pictures of me sitting on 589 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,320 Speaker 2: a toilet, headed your way, I answered, jokes, headed my way, 590 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 2: and me and John Mayer on the podcast of that 591 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 2: perfect Yes, it was. How you're gonna bring you into 592 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,880 Speaker 2: this umbrella over here, come down here and have fun. 593 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 6: Okay, peez, I will Oh my god, I'm dying too. Yes, 594 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,480 Speaker 6: all right, okay, thank. 595 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 2: You so much. Good luck with everything. 596 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,040 Speaker 4: We'll be in touch. 597 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,359 Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, okay, thank you so much. 598 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,399 Speaker 2: All right, Mike, how about that? That was a lot 599 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,800 Speaker 2: of fun man artists in the athlete. I'm going to 600 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,480 Speaker 2: bring that under my umbrella. As long as she gets 601 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,560 Speaker 2: me on with John Mayer. 602 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 4: How about that? 603 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,800 Speaker 2: I mean, she gets me together, I'll bring that thing 604 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,119 Speaker 2: under my umbrella and give her, you know, a little stupidity, 605 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,840 Speaker 2: Rub if you know what I'm saying, Mike, Yeah, yeah, 606 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:40,720 Speaker 2: yeah yeah, you know. 607 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 5: I feel like there's something we forgot to ask her, 608 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,120 Speaker 5: something we talked about asking. 609 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,840 Speaker 2: Who the Jets would take it. 610 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:58,199 Speaker 4: Twenty two, twenty three Stupidity Draft coverage