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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter. That's subject get

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Speaker 1: the funk out my face. Let's say different though. Right

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Speaker 1: now though, the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What's you got now? Girl? Scott cooking? Girl? Scout cooking

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Speaker 1: loud and playing about that? Hey, hey, what's your favorite flavor? Girls?

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Speaker 1: Scott cooking? Baby? Right now I'm filling lemonades? All right, lemonade?

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Speaker 1: Watch this? Watch this? Bring Hello? Hello? Who is this? Um?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Then? My name is Glenn Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm working I work in building too. You work for Cludia? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What what was fun? So? We probably not a couple

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Speaker 1: of times? Uh? Do you have a girl? You have

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Speaker 1: a girlfriend? Uh? What's up you guys? You guys live together?

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Speaker 1: Or what? What is this your business? Like? What what's

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Speaker 1: what's the deal? What's what's Why are you asking about

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Speaker 1: my girl? Well? I mean ask you is here? What's

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Speaker 1: what's what's going on with you and at the job? Uh?

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Speaker 1: What what do you? What do you mean? What's going on? Like?

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Speaker 1: Like I mean you you know you know, right? I

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Speaker 1: mean so what like what what's what's the deal? What what?

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Speaker 1: Who are you like? Who? Who are you like? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What the what? What is this? Poor? Like? Why are

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Speaker 1: you like? I don't even know you? I just calmed down, bro,

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Speaker 1: just climbed down, Like I say, my name is saying.

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Speaker 1: I work at Gilda too, you know, And I know

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling you now. I know you. I know

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Speaker 1: what you want doing. Okay, I know what you're doing

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Speaker 1: at the job already know, and a couple other people

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Speaker 1: know what's going on. And I know you've got a girl.

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Speaker 1: I know you got a girl at home. I know that.

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Speaker 1: What so what? What? What? What the what? What is

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Speaker 1: this about? Like? Why why do you call my phone

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Speaker 1: trying to harass me about the boat? Like? Who are you? Like? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What is your problem? Like? Hey, hey, hey came now man,

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Speaker 1: I Efinily. I ain't trying to tell you a little

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Speaker 1: secret or nothing like that. I ain't trying to do that,

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Speaker 1: all right, but but but I'm gonna be real with you, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Like I said, you know, I got one

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Speaker 1: of your names. I got your number from one of coworkers. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got your numbing I said, I want to I

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Speaker 1: want to give the car and you talk to him

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Speaker 1: about something. That's how I got your number. So uh,

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Speaker 1: we'll get to that later. Okay, we'll get to that later.

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Speaker 1: But let me but let me say this though. I

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Speaker 1: know what's going on with you and the job, all right,

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Speaker 1: and I ain't gonna say nothing about it. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's just a little secret or whatever. But I do

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Speaker 1: have something that I want you to do. Though. What

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Speaker 1: what do you want? Dude? But what what do you want?

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Speaker 1: You call me bugging me about all this book? Like,

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Speaker 1: what do you want? What do you want? What? Here

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Speaker 1: it is? Man? Listen, I ain't gonna say nothing about

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Speaker 1: what you got going on, all right, That ain't that

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Speaker 1: ain't even I don't even care about that. But here

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Speaker 1: here's what I do want you to do. I do

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Speaker 1: need some help from you, all right. Listen. My little

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Speaker 1: girl is selling girls Scout cookies and I want you

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Speaker 1: to buy fifty boxes of them, all right with be

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Speaker 1: a cash out because she gotta have them soul by

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Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me? Bro? You? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're on some black man's books and listen to who

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Speaker 1: gave you my number? Because you wanna call me? Asked

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Speaker 1: me to buy some cookies and you you should just

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Speaker 1: bet a man and asked me about it, Like, don't

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Speaker 1: be calling my phone trying to give me that book,

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Speaker 1: Like come on, man, like I ain't got no time

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Speaker 1: for this. Like I'm asking you to do is buy today.

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Speaker 1: I'm cookies. Man, that's it. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I do want you to buy cookie.

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Speaker 1: I need you to bout fifty boxes the girl scout cookies.

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Speaker 1: Can you do no, no, no, no no no no

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Speaker 1: no no no no, no, no no no no. You ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna call and try to manipulate me and defying like

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Speaker 1: you're you're talking. Are you trying to make me fighte?

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Speaker 1: Thank for you nothing for you disrespecting me, calling my phone,

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Speaker 1: trying to act like you like just trying to manipulate.

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Speaker 1: I ain't down with that, bro, I ain't do You

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Speaker 1: don't want to buy my cookies though? So do you

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Speaker 1: want me to call your your girls and see a ship?

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Speaker 1: I'm my cookie? So you gotta say the wait for

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Speaker 1: my bro man, Like don't don't come near her, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't call her, you'll come near her'll come near me.

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Speaker 1: You just get to get the out of here. I'm

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Speaker 1: about to start this nine ise, figure out who you are,

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Speaker 1: and come right after you, man like, because I ain't

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Speaker 1: playing bro, I ain't, I'm I'm I'll tell you what, man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't argue with you. I ain't argue with you.

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Speaker 1: But I get off the phone right now, get off

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Speaker 1: right now. And I'm a girl. I'm gonna call your girl.

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Speaker 1: And if you do you want to buy some no no,

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Speaker 1: no no no, you ain't call nobody. You you just

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Speaker 1: get you get I for to god. I'm gonna find

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Speaker 1: out who you are. I'm gonna find out who gave

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Speaker 1: you that number. I'm gonna call you up like you know,

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Speaker 1: you'll call me trying to r me. Okay, man, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I just cool. We're still talking about it,

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm gonna get the right. I don't like you,

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Speaker 1: so so I'll get off the phone like you want

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Speaker 1: me to, Adrian, I'll do that, but let me let

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Speaker 1: me ask you this though. Let me ask you this

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Speaker 1: though you sure you want me to call you? Sure

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Speaker 1: you want me to do that? Write they that is

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Speaker 1: not her name? Man? You something individuals? All right, Look

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Speaker 1: how much of these cookies? How much you want? And

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Speaker 1: then Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. Tommy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. I mean

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Speaker 1: many man. Check it out. This is nephew Timmy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey More than show. Your co worker got

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Speaker 1: me to pray phone call. Oh my god, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: kill him, damn. So oh god, listen, so listen, Adrian.

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Speaker 1: We have beat. We have beat all the names, so

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Speaker 1: nobody knows the things. Is it all? Okay? You're good, bro,

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Speaker 1: You're good man, and I you got me. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna taking that man. I

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Speaker 1: just used up aline and yeah I'm done. Oh God, Like, hey,

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Speaker 1: where you go? I am going off? You up? Man.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you got me on this. Tell me

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Speaker 1: this morning. One more thing before you go. What's the

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Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,

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Speaker 1: The Steve Harvard Morton show Man, which is why he

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Speaker 1: got played every morning? Killed me, bro, man, anybody wants

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Speaker 1: some girls gotta cooked? Not from you? Yes, a little

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Speaker 1: black man, little black man, that's all right, way to

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Speaker 1: sell him. Yeah, I know you're cheating. I ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: tell on you, though, you're gonna have to buy these

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Speaker 1: girls got cooking. You're gonna have to get ready to Colleen.

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Speaker 1: The Nephew coming, Baby. Valatized Night is getting closer. I

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Speaker 1: got two shows on Thursday, which is Valentine's Night, and

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Speaker 1: to Friday and two Saturday. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 1: The Nephew coming to town. Laying in the cut West

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Speaker 1: Palm Beach, Flaida. The Nephew is coming twenty second Valentine's Weekend.

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Speaker 1: I'm in Colleen, Texas. Okay, cool? Oh he's asking, uh

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Speaker 1: you know what that I ain't gonna make it do?

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Speaker 1: Do you know that promoter called me and said, hey, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know they're excited about you coming. But we've been

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Speaker 1: hearing y'all talking. Uh it's Steve. You think Steve coming? No, No,

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Speaker 1: he ain't coming. We we we we were played. No

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Speaker 1: he's not coming. Uh didn't that you are you trying

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Speaker 1: to tell me? You people not come to see me

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Speaker 1: and listen he comes because like you, he is already

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Speaker 1: sold out. You are already. You are already sold out.

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Speaker 1: Who talked like that? You are already you are already

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Speaker 1: Keep us posted. If Steve it's sad to come, what

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Speaker 1: is y you'all friend to do different sounds like you

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Speaker 1: were hurt. Probably have to answer some most shows, days

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Speaker 1: and weeks. All right, thank you, nephew. Up next, it

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Speaker 1: is my Strawberry letter for today. This subject get the

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Speaker 1: funk out my face. We'll get into that right after

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Speaker 1: this