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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on that's twenties. Thank you for calling. This

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Speaker 1: is Matthew. How can I help you? Hi, Matthew, how

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Speaker 1: are you? My name is Pete Eakins and I am

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Speaker 1: looking to schedule a reservation with you guys. I know

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Speaker 1: you're a very popular restaurant in town, so you're probably

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Speaker 1: pretty booked up, but I want to see if I

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Speaker 1: can getting there asapp Yes, sir, let me pull up

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Speaker 1: my scheduling book. Recluse it, Pete, It's yeah, Pete, you guys.

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Speaker 1: I know, dude. Do you do a lot of special

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Speaker 1: occasion type things? Birthdays, aniversaries and things like that. Um, yeah, sir,

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Speaker 1: like we've done. We've had proposals and wedding receptions or

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Speaker 1: you know, wedding rehearsals and things like that. What are

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Speaker 1: you what are you looking to do? Well, it's it's

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Speaker 1: me and the missus anniversary. Okay, congratulations. How how long

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Speaker 1: have you been married? We have been married twelve years

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Speaker 1: and that's why I wanted to book a table there.

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Speaker 1: There's gonna be twenty two people, so it's a big party.

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Speaker 1: All of her friends and family, for our anniversary. I've

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Speaker 1: got a big surprise planned, all right, So do you

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Speaker 1: need any kind of assistance with your surprise, Like, do

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Speaker 1: we need to bring any champagne out at a certain time,

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Speaker 1: or cake or any kind of anything like that. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what, some champagne would be nice, actually, And

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Speaker 1: I would have the champagne as a specific time. I

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Speaker 1: would want it right after I reveal to her friends

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Speaker 1: and family that are gonna be sitting with us in

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Speaker 1: the entire restaurant that she's been cheating on me for

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Speaker 1: two years. And I've got pictures and I'm gonna throw

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Speaker 1: them right out on the table because I hired a

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Speaker 1: private investigator and I'm going to call her all sorts

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Speaker 1: of names, and then I'm gonna sit back in a

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Speaker 1: chair and drink some champagne and soak in the awkwardness.

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Speaker 1: Happy anniversary, half. I'm very sorry to hear that. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that that's something that we could help you

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Speaker 1: out with. Well, I don't expect you guys to break

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Speaker 1: the news that she's been cheating on me for two years.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of want to do it at

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Speaker 1: this point. I've known for a year and a half

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Speaker 1: and I've just been waiting for our twelve year anniversary

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Speaker 1: to just drop it on her, and I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to do it at your establishment. I understand all that

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I don't think that that's something that

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Speaker 1: I don't think the other patrons in our restaurant are

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Speaker 1: going to want to be a part of those. They

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Speaker 1: don't have to be a part of it, but I

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Speaker 1: would love for them to see it, just see that

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Speaker 1: is by seeing it there being a part of how

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Speaker 1: And it's in case there's some kind of argument or

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Speaker 1: some kind of fight or anything like God forbid anything

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Speaker 1: like that. But we just can't be you know, we

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Speaker 1: can't really have that if you were, you wonder okay,

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Speaker 1: So well, all right, I think what you're concerned about

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Speaker 1: is a big scene in a big argument, maybe a

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Speaker 1: possible fight, and I've already planned for that. So when

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Speaker 1: I revealed to her for our big anniversary dinner in

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Speaker 1: front of all of her friends and family and your

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Speaker 1: entire restaurant, that I know she's been cheating on me

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Speaker 1: for a year and a half and it's our twelve

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Speaker 1: year anniversary, I already planned on fighting her father because

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Speaker 1: I don't like him, anyway, but I was planning on

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Speaker 1: already taking him outside to beat him up. I promise

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Speaker 1: I will not exchange fisticuffs with that man in your

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Speaker 1: try to Pete. I'm trying to tell you that we

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Speaker 1: don't I don't want any kind of terray like this

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Speaker 1: is a nice place to come and visit. I don't

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Speaker 1: want any kind of drama or anything like that. It's

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Speaker 1: something that we don't we really do not want to

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Speaker 1: have involved with the restaurant. Do you have valet? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We do. I don't know. Valet is not really important

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm more worried about the fact that you

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Speaker 1: that you want to do this here and we can't.

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Speaker 1: We can't have that here. Yeah. Well, the reason that

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Speaker 1: I asked about the valet was because I want to

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Speaker 1: know where the cars are going to be parked, because

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Speaker 1: at the same time that I'm exposing to her and

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Speaker 1: her family and everybody in the restaurant that I know

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Speaker 1: she's been cheating on me for a year and a

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Speaker 1: half when we've been together twelve years, that then I'm

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Speaker 1: going to fight her father. Um. I was also I

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Speaker 1: hired a group of thugs to set her car on

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Speaker 1: fire so I didn't want it to be in your

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Speaker 1: valet area, so I would have her park obviously, just

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Speaker 1: in the regular Yeah, and that's and like that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like that, like you saying that that's arson,

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Speaker 1: So like you telling me that makes me an accomplice?

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Speaker 1: You know, Actually, Pete, I've got your name, Just what's

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Speaker 1: the I need the rest of your information so I

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Speaker 1: can just contact the police and let them know what's

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Speaker 1: going on. Oh sure, Yeah, this is Jewil from the

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show and it's a phone prank. That's what this is.

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Speaker 1: So you can take that down. Please don't call the cops.

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Speaker 1: What did you say? I said, this is a phone

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Speaker 1: prank and your bartender loose set you up. This is

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Speaker 1: Jewil from the Jewil Show. Ridiculous. Did you really think

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Speaker 1: that some maniac was going to come to your restaurant?

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Speaker 1: Of course I did. Like do we get random weird

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Speaker 1: customers calling up all the time? The Jewil Show on

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Speaker 1: Demand