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Speaker 1: everybody transmitting America. Good morning and welcome to Friday Show.
Speaker 1: Good Morning, Lunchbox, has the Morning Corny. A little later,
Speaker 1: he spent last night looking for the perfect joke because
Speaker 1: Amy lost it yesterday. Terrible in your opinion, that's right.
Speaker 1: So Lunchbox has the Morning Corny Later on the Dance Parties.
Speaker 1: You know, we talked about things sometimes that people will
Speaker 1: get on the phone and just wait. And yesterday I
Speaker 1: was telling the story about how I saw a mom
Speaker 1: with her baby and she had to reach into her
Speaker 1: grocery card and so she put her baby on the
Speaker 1: hood of the car, reached in and then got baby
Speaker 1: and everything was fine. But I was like, is that
Speaker 1: a bad parenting move? And so Cindy is on and
Speaker 1: Roger's Arkansas. We're talking about the baby on the hood. Cindy,
Speaker 1: thank you for calling, Thanks for what's going on. Hey,
Speaker 1: good morning, Good morning. What you heard the story? What
Speaker 1: do you think about that? I think it's the dumbest
Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard it. I mean, okay, you your head.
Speaker 1: You do not put a baby on a car. Period. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I felt like it was weird. But again, I don't
Speaker 1: have kids, so who am I to judge? But you,
Speaker 1: I assume you do have kids. I have two grown
Speaker 1: kids and I have grandkids, so you are someone to judge.
Speaker 1: So you say it's quite dumb, Yes, what if the
Speaker 1: hood's flat. It doesn't matter because the hood it wasn't flat.
Speaker 1: I was like that be gonna roll off there, and
Speaker 1: it didn't roll off there. Thing is flat? Or not
Speaker 1: leave the baby in the car seat to do whatever
Speaker 1: it is you had to do, or you hold onto
Speaker 1: the baby, you don't put it on the hood of
Speaker 1: a car like that. What are you doing? You got today?
Speaker 1: I'm on my way to work. Actually, yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you do? What do you do for a living? Um?
Speaker 1: I work for an appliance company under customer service representative.
Speaker 1: I like that. You seem like a pretty friendly person,
Speaker 1: like I would call you, treat me right, probably hooked
Speaker 1: me up a discount if someone's broken, right, I absolutely
Speaker 1: would for you. Bobby yea, what do you do like blenders?
Speaker 1: I could use blender. No, we do big appliance as
Speaker 1: you know, like refrigerators, does washers, dryers. Day. I'm good there,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna hey favor number some breaks down. Ray
Speaker 1: All right now, I'm just planning gonna call you home.
Speaker 1: But I appreciate you call. I appreciate you, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Appreciate all right, Cindy, thank you recognizing people
Speaker 1: doing cool things. This BOSU Body Bar restaurant. They found
Speaker 1: a way around the rule that you can't feed the
Speaker 1: homeless with the leftovers, because the rule as you can't
Speaker 1: just take food at the end of the night and
Speaker 1: go okay, anybody come get the free food. And so
Speaker 1: what happens is when the ships are over, employees take
Speaker 1: out these brown paper bags of food that's given to
Speaker 1: them and they leave them on the street for homeless
Speaker 1: people in need. They say, quote, when we close the
Speaker 1: doors for the day, we promised to leave bags of
Speaker 1: food outside. They're not breaking the law. They're not passing
Speaker 1: it out. The employees get free food, and so what
Speaker 1: they choose to do with it is they put in
Speaker 1: the bag and they leave it out there for people
Speaker 1: who need it. Genius. It's a good way to work
Speaker 1: around the system. Right there, I see you blowing out
Speaker 1: birthday candles lead to a fifteen h increase in bacteria
Speaker 1: on cake. Now I only read this because holy calve,
Speaker 1: I've been saying this for about year all my life.
Speaker 1: There's no chance I ate a birthday cake with some
Speaker 1: one blows on it. I mean, but surely in your
Speaker 1: life you have and you've been fine. I'll watch no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: because you're telling me somewhere in your life you've never
Speaker 1: had a birthday cake or someone blondet candles, not that
Speaker 1: I watched it. No, never have I watched someone spit
Speaker 1: into a cake and ate it. I don't mind. I
Speaker 1: won't in it they're passing. If they're passing it out,
Speaker 1: I'll go for a part. I don't think that it's
Speaker 1: like touched on the very very side. It's gone everywhere.
Speaker 1: Bobby's like digging under the bottom of the cake. Like.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I've been saying this forever. Half
Speaker 1: think about a six year old and when he just
Speaker 1: exactly candles, do you think you would spit I don't
Speaker 1: think you would. I think it nat is out. You're
Speaker 1: still blowing things like it's still a new study at
Speaker 1: a Clemson says that it's a and sometimes like if
Speaker 1: it really goes crazy, it's percent increase. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: You're pretty much as eating their tongue like on their birthday.
Speaker 1: Right here, you have some cake and some tongue. How
Speaker 1: are you feeling about this? Would you want your husband
Speaker 1: to wear some sort of engagement ring, because it's customary
Speaker 1: for women to totally would you want him to be
Speaker 1: claimed and wear an engagement ring. So if he's proposing
Speaker 1: to me, then I have to go out and get
Speaker 1: him an engagement ring afterwards. If you're engaged, do you
Speaker 1: both wear an engagement ring. I'm fine with just me
Speaker 1: wearing it. He doesn't need to wear it. He doesn't
Speaker 1: need I don't need him to wear it to know
Speaker 1: that he's my fiancee, you know. And then people are
Speaker 1: gonna be like, I'm just picturing my husband handling this.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, oh, so you're married. No, I'm just engaged.
Speaker 1: Like he would not even not wear a ring for
Speaker 1: that honor. Yeah, absolutely, Well you think you wear one?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I've been engaged for about a year and
Speaker 1: a half and I'm getting married next Saturday, and uh,
Speaker 1: I think it's absolutely dumb to wear one. So you
Speaker 1: were not wearing again if you're you know, fiance said,
Speaker 1: I would likely to wear an engagement right because I'm
Speaker 1: wearing one. Of Like, if you also wear one to
Speaker 1: show that you're engaged, you would say no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Would you dig in and say, because you're saying absolutely
Speaker 1: what if it was really important to her, Well, I
Speaker 1: think I would have a heart to heart with her
Speaker 1: and to say, Uh, you know, I don't really think
Speaker 1: I can do this because I'm not married, you know,
Speaker 1: and nothing's going on my hand until we're married. So
Speaker 1: uh but my uh, my sister actually got married a
Speaker 1: few months ago would her fiancee war one, and I
Speaker 1: gave him a pretty hard time about it. No way
Speaker 1: sounds so I'm pretty sure he just still didn't like
Speaker 1: me to this day. Connor, appreciate you, buddy, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you for let's cover to married. It's married, uth
Speaker 1: to see the rapids. Hey, Bobby, what do you think
Speaker 1: about this? Would you want your man to wear an
Speaker 1: engagement ring too? No? Not really? My now husband we
Speaker 1: just got married a month ago. Um, we had a
Speaker 1: long engagement for two years, and since we've been married,
Speaker 1: he's been hit on more times than when we were engaged. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're saying the ring brings on the hits, and
Speaker 1: if you're not married, the hits get equal. Not getting married. Oh,
Speaker 1: the ladies love him, now keep him off him. Mary.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Do you like the
Speaker 1: dad bod or the fit bod? I like the fit bod,
Speaker 1: but I don't think my husband knows that because he's
Speaker 1: starting to go straight to dad body mode. That's kind
Speaker 1: of what I think most people, they don't want to
Speaker 1: say it. Eddie is just convinced that women love Chubb. No,
Speaker 1: the world is changing, they love Chub. She's like, if
Speaker 1: they get to choose, they would choose Chubb over ads
Speaker 1: totally in your mind, yes, not about his heart all
Speaker 1: that's outs not tightness. And you don't think that in
Speaker 1: the new with you. No, no, no, it's just the world. Okay,
Speaker 1: get your show time for positivity here on Friday. It's
Speaker 1: all about the good news, all right, good news, Amy,
Speaker 1: tell me something good. I love these stories about professors
Speaker 1: supporting your students that also happened to be moms or
Speaker 1: even single moms. Which there's a professor at Texas A
Speaker 1: and M and the student emailed and like, hey, don't
Speaker 1: have a babysitter, not gonna be able to make it
Speaker 1: to class today. And he was like, no, no, you're
Speaker 1: making to class, bring your baby and so he basically
Speaker 1: watched over the baby during class. I think he has
Speaker 1: probably had a babysit or if they might go to
Speaker 1: class and like, no, she was. She posted about it
Speaker 1: because she was super grateful. She's someone that wanted to
Speaker 1: get her education and I'm her kidding. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: shout out. Plus, I went to Texas and m whoop,
Speaker 1: Dr Henry Mussama. I'm sure you nailed that. Yeah, Na,
Speaker 1: Dr Henry Mussuma, go on, Wow, shout out to me
Speaker 1: and nailing my name. Fifty kids in Brooklyn got the
Speaker 1: surprise of a lifetime when they show up for the
Speaker 1: first day of school and there was brand new bicycles
Speaker 1: waiting for them. Wow. Schwin and Mongoose they have a
Speaker 1: little charity organization and they donated the fifty bikes. That
Speaker 1: way the kids would have a way to get to
Speaker 1: and from school. And they put little bells ding ding dingo.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know Schwins from Bozo? No, you going
Speaker 1: a new Schwin bicycle if you get the six cup? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you would do the cup. You told the ball
Speaker 1: in the cup and if you made it to six,
Speaker 1: you want fifty dollars in a new schwe bicycle. I
Speaker 1: wonder if any of the farst know you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about watching Bozo Nah whatever. So how about
Speaker 1: this These identical twin sisters, they have babies four hours apart.
Speaker 1: They were pregnant at the same time, they learned their
Speaker 1: due dates were actually thirteen days apart, and they were like,
Speaker 1: what if we are babies are like close together because
Speaker 1: again they were close sisters at then what if my
Speaker 1: kids grow up together? And so they're planning to have
Speaker 1: their babies different hospitals. But when one of their due
Speaker 1: dates came and went, she was induced and her other
Speaker 1: sister do they happen if she was having her baby
Speaker 1: for real? And so they had the babies and they're
Speaker 1: in two rooms right next each other. Crazy, Huh. That's
Speaker 1: definition right there of twins like doing everything the same,
Speaker 1: which is weird that raise a twin because like they
Speaker 1: don't do anything Raymond or producer. Yeah, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if he knows the brother. We talked maybe twice
Speaker 1: a year, twin, But sometimes do you feel like if
Speaker 1: he's going through something, do you feel something because he's
Speaker 1: your twin? Nothing? Who do you feel closer to, like
Speaker 1: Eddie or your brother Eddie? I talked to Eddie every
Speaker 1: single day, But I'm talking about together in your heart.
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't been with my brother in the
Speaker 1: same room in fifteen years. I mean, he's just a
Speaker 1: guy I talked to on the phone Twin Brother twin
Speaker 1: al Luchbox has the story, but we're gonna play. Is
Speaker 1: it fake news? Congrats to ten year old Vanessa Bruxton
Speaker 1: on making it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Speaker 1: She is from Alabama, ten years old and she became
Speaker 1: the youngest woman ever to get her pilot's license. She's
Speaker 1: been flying since the age of seven with her dad. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you have a ten year old with a pilot's license.
Speaker 1: Fake news? I think it's real. Really, you can have
Speaker 1: a pilot license at ten. She can only fly certain planes. Now,
Speaker 1: now he's getting so specific that I feel like you've
Speaker 1: been messing with this. I don't care what you're flying
Speaker 1: is you're flying a drone because that's about all you
Speaker 1: can fly. So you're going fake news. I just do
Speaker 1: not see how a ten year old could have a
Speaker 1: pilot's license. I think a ten year old can get
Speaker 1: a black belt and a pilots I'm going to really,
Speaker 1: I'm going real new lunch, real, what is it? Opened
Speaker 1: up the Guinness Book of World Records. You will not see, Vanessa.
Speaker 1: It's fake. You got me game. You're a Corney Kardashian
Speaker 1: or a lot of like yeah, she's yeah, a little
Speaker 1: wacko with her food stuff and things around the house.
Speaker 1: I know, I know this about her. She doesn't have
Speaker 1: a microwave. She swears against them. She's like cute, She's like,
Speaker 1: no microwave. But they've proven that microwaves don't do anything
Speaker 1: bad day, and I don't believe them. I know. It's
Speaker 1: like Dr Oz and Harvard and people that we like.
Speaker 1: I also do like to credit for things, but not this.
Speaker 1: And you don't think you'll get any sort of heating
Speaker 1: device when your kids move in? No? No, I mean
Speaker 1: I have an oven and I have a stove top.
Speaker 1: Doesn't tris me get so annoyed every time you have
Speaker 1: to warm something up. They have to put it in
Speaker 1: the he has to put it like for his coffee,
Speaker 1: he has to put it, pour it from the cup
Speaker 1: into a pot, turn the stove on, heat it up,
Speaker 1: and then pour back into a cup. It's really he's
Speaker 1: used to it, honestly, because we have out a microwave
Speaker 1: for a while. But it's when we have guests there
Speaker 1: they want to they're just used to. Like my sister,
Speaker 1: she's like what and then she's got her four kids
Speaker 1: and she was like she sells me the same thing.
Speaker 1: All this is going to change when the kids come,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, it's not, which just makes me,
Speaker 1: may it not want to change? When people tell me that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, fine, I'll show you. Are you sure
Speaker 1: your husband doesn't have a microwave like back in another
Speaker 1: part of the house we don't know about, like a
Speaker 1: secret closet that would be hilarious if we did, that
Speaker 1: would be funny. I don't know, I haven't found it.
Speaker 1: You'd be in trouble though. Isn't there some sort of
Speaker 1: things that you don't feel like radioactive you could use.
Speaker 1: I just feel like when these kids coming to spend
Speaker 1: all your time putting stuff in the oven, they'd be like,
Speaker 1: feed me. Do you ever use a toaster for like toast? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but so you plug it into the heat me using
Speaker 1: my curling It's different. It's different. Yeah, y'all are trying
Speaker 1: to tell me mIRC wave is the same as a toaster.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say, you don't really know about any
Speaker 1: of them. I'm trying to say, use a cell phone
Speaker 1: to get to your head, and I should not not
Speaker 1: thinking about getting rid of it. Now this story comes
Speaker 1: to us from Florida. A year old went to her
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend's house because she wanted her teddy Bear back.
Speaker 1: She knocks on the door and says, I want my
Speaker 1: teddy Bear. You have an inside? He says no, She
Speaker 1: goes okay, he closes the door. She lights the house
Speaker 1: on fire. What how she poured him? Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: he got out, but the house did the teddy Bear?
Speaker 1: Make it? Teddy Bear complete loss. I can't believe she
Speaker 1: burned his house. There was more to it than the
Speaker 1: teddy Bear, right, we all agreed that there's more to
Speaker 1: it than just a teddy Bear. I don't know. Sometimes
Speaker 1: women come on more than teddy Bear. That lunchbox, that's
Speaker 1: your bone head story of the day. We're gonna need
Speaker 1: some collars to give us some advice here. And he
Speaker 1: was a target yesterday. And you see a kid that's
Speaker 1: going crazy, right, screaming bloody murder. He wanted like a
Speaker 1: specific toy or something. And the mom was like, no,
Speaker 1: I mean that's not we're here for. You're not going
Speaker 1: to get it. And I feel like if she would
Speaker 1: have just gone to kind of ended everything saying that
Speaker 1: I that was the right thing. It was so loud
Speaker 1: and I was so loud. I was about to be like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go by, but obviously, yeah, it's appear.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you just have to like Stan Firman, I
Speaker 1: know that my day is coming with that where I'm
Speaker 1: going to have to just be like, no, you cannot
Speaker 1: have that, and my child is gonna be screaming, and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to run errands in public and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be embarrassing and I'm just gonna have to move forward
Speaker 1: like nothing's happening because I got to get out of there,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how to parents do it. Like,
Speaker 1: let's some advice. Like this woman, my heart went out
Speaker 1: to her. Amy's a target and she's a five year
Speaker 1: old boy or girl boy throwing a fit because the
Speaker 1: mom won't get him the toy. And so she's like,
Speaker 1: what do I do? Amy's got two kids coming the drop,
Speaker 1: Please to give us some advice. So my advice on
Speaker 1: this is, I have a two year old, and you
Speaker 1: have to decide do you want your child to kind
Speaker 1: of be a jerk in that moment and throw a
Speaker 1: fit or do you want to raise an adult. It
Speaker 1: throws fits because they want people to give into him.
Speaker 1: So it's short term pain for long term success. Isn't
Speaker 1: that all life is? Man, It's a lot of short
Speaker 1: term pain sometimes long term pain. They'll be honest with you,
Speaker 1: but that's so that's what I think. You have to
Speaker 1: decide do you want because then when you're give him
Speaker 1: that one time, well then they know, hey, I can
Speaker 1: have it. Yah. I feel like I have to do
Speaker 1: that with lunchbox sometimes. What Yeah, what do you mean
Speaker 1: by that? Because if I give him something like that,
Speaker 1: like every once in a while, like he had to
Speaker 1: curse a minute ago, now he's gonna think all the time.
Speaker 1: So true because now because he wants to do it again,
Speaker 1: He's like, can occurs on all my jokes And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: that was the thing you know you're saying, get yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: Nicole and Richmond, Virginia, good morning, good morning, Thank you
Speaker 1: for calling. What do you think about this? Um? I
Speaker 1: give in and I'm not proud of it. But Walgreen's
Speaker 1: three year old screaming. You know, you have a cartful
Speaker 1: of stuff you have to get and you buy the
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtle beanie hat with a little pumping ears on
Speaker 1: the side that flap and it makes it all go
Speaker 1: away out of it. But it's solved it. So what
Speaker 1: do you think Amy is gonna do? Oh? God, I
Speaker 1: love Amy. Um, that's a preface for something. By the way,
Speaker 1: go ahead. UM. I see at first you'll probably give in,
Speaker 1: just because you know first time mom, I and I
Speaker 1: think it's okay, like you know, you've got to figure
Speaker 1: out out of the waters. And then you'll know as
Speaker 1: they get older, like okay, we'll know when you say no,
Speaker 1: it's it's no, like we're not getting this and that's it. Um.
Speaker 1: But I think at first, yeah, will be sometimes to
Speaker 1: give it and that's okay. Nicole, thank you for I
Speaker 1: appreciate you. Appreciate you. Let's go over to Leslie and Florida. Leslie,
Speaker 1: thank you for calling. You have a five year old?
Speaker 1: I do. I have a five year old daughter, and
Speaker 1: anytime we go to the store, especially Target, actually that's
Speaker 1: her place, and she will ask for a toy and
Speaker 1: I tell her no, and when she doesn't get her way,
Speaker 1: she just sits in the cart with a look on
Speaker 1: her face and her arms folded like a spoiled brat,
Speaker 1: which makes no sense because she has not ever been
Speaker 1: an entitled child. So I don't know where she gets
Speaker 1: it from, but she does not get her way, and
Speaker 1: she knows not to throw a fit in public, or
Speaker 1: I will take her outside and spank her. But what's
Speaker 1: your advice to Amy, who's about to be a new
Speaker 1: mom um? If they Amy, I would say, if you know,
Speaker 1: if the child has done something um good, like you know,
Speaker 1: if you have a chore list or something, get them
Speaker 1: the toy as an you know, a reward instead of
Speaker 1: money or um. But if they're throwing a fit just
Speaker 1: because they want something UM, that's not the way to
Speaker 1: act about it. They have to earn it. Bam. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you think I have no backbone. That's what
Speaker 1: you're saying to them. I think it will. See it's
Speaker 1: gonna be hard. Someone tells Amy, hey, in your neighborhood,
Speaker 1: lock your doors because people are walking around checking locks,
Speaker 1: and if your doors open, they're stealing stuff. So I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: lock your doors because a little bit that's on you
Speaker 1: if somebody puts into your car. That's why locks exists,
Speaker 1: because people will steal stuff. Someone broken a lunch boxes
Speaker 1: car legitimately in front of my house, in front of
Speaker 1: my house unlocked. I came out and I come around
Speaker 1: to the driver's side and I look and I'm like,
Speaker 1: why is there stuff strown all on my driver's side seat?
Speaker 1: Isn't it confusing at first because I think the house
Speaker 1: broken into and it's like, wait, did I do Did
Speaker 1: you think you did it? Ferent thing? I was like,
Speaker 1: when was I you know, why did I leave all
Speaker 1: that stuff just sitting on the seat. And then it
Speaker 1: hit me. I was like, someone broke into my car.
Speaker 1: Someone broke into my car. And I'm like, and I
Speaker 1: opened the I grabbed the door handle, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's unlocked. No, you live in the same neighborhood as
Speaker 1: I know. I understand that I always locked my door.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. I don't know how I forgot,
Speaker 1: but yeah, they jacked my money. Look, everything just thrown everywhere. No,
Speaker 1: that looks like your car. They dumped everything out and
Speaker 1: they took they took like all the change of the
Speaker 1: console and there was a few dollar bills in there
Speaker 1: and they took those. They take any important No, that's it.
Speaker 1: They take anything with your idea and it take it.
Speaker 1: You didn't take anything else. All it took was the money.
Speaker 1: They I mean, I had a bowling ball in the
Speaker 1: back seat. They didn't take that. I had some some
Speaker 1: jeans and some sweatshirts, didn't take that. I'm glad nothing
Speaker 1: was taken it was important or that they could steal
Speaker 1: your identity from because again, this is a lesson. Alright,
Speaker 1: lock your car doors, because it's not people busting windows.
Speaker 1: It's people just taking the easiest thing available. And so actually,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of happy that it happened because you learned
Speaker 1: a lesson and nothing bad happened to you. I understand that.
Speaker 1: But if they're going to break into my car, I'd
Speaker 1: rather than do them that way then break my window.
Speaker 1: But there was gift cards in there. Didn't take them,
Speaker 1: so they're idiots that they were probably working quick too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because there and they left to trail evidence.
Speaker 1: As they went down the street. There was a phone
Speaker 1: charger laying in the street. There was and led her
Speaker 1: his neighbor's house. It was all kinds of stuff right
Speaker 1: to the front door. I hate that happen because a
Speaker 1: little bit doesn't make you feel like like weirdly vulnerable. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I felt like taking advantage of And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what were my dogs doing? Where don't you barking, like,
Speaker 1: come on, it was you know, it just sounds like
Speaker 1: a normal car door open. Yet somebody just opened your
Speaker 1: car door and got in it. But again, just to listeners,
Speaker 1: lock your doors. And I grew up in a place
Speaker 1: where we never locked our front doors. We didn't have to,
Speaker 1: and we lock our car doors. But now times are different.
Speaker 1: It's not the good old days anymore. So. The past
Speaker 1: year I spent on the road crafting my comedian skills.
Speaker 1: For years, I've been doing stand up, but I've really
Speaker 1: focused on it and we have a special we're doing.
Speaker 1: Like I've spent a lot of time just working jokes
Speaker 1: and failing and hitting and you know, it's a process.
Speaker 1: But then I don't know, you could just be a
Speaker 1: comedian so easily like this guy. Police say they arrested
Speaker 1: a man who robbed a bank, strip naked and ran
Speaker 1: down the street because he wanted to start his commit
Speaker 1: as a comedian. According the FBI, the man decided to
Speaker 1: take off all his clothes and going to rob the
Speaker 1: bank as a bit because hearted at yeah, he wanted
Speaker 1: to be a comedian and he thought that that would
Speaker 1: be the best way to do it. Were a white
Speaker 1: male is running around naked throwing money. The die pack
Speaker 1: explodes and cops say, this guy takes off his clothes,
Speaker 1: running down lost souls and just throwing money everywhere. And
Speaker 1: they kind of took me a second hour. Was on
Speaker 1: the phone. I had to put it down, and this
Speaker 1: lady passed me and I asked her. I was like,
Speaker 1: was he naked? She's like, yeah, he was naked. It's like, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. Don't want to tackle him or anything. It
Speaker 1: was to be a comedian and so well, no more
Speaker 1: on the road for me. You start doing that, but
Speaker 1: we have to see the video, right, Like, surely there's
Speaker 1: a video of this. You don't do this unless there's
Speaker 1: a video of it. Yesterday's show, I said, hey, give
Speaker 1: me the first word to friends in all places, and Amy,
Speaker 1: you said it was blame blame right, blame it all
Speaker 1: on my roots. Same, it all on my roots. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'll say, here's the song and give me the
Speaker 1: very first word. Okay, like ds and a's and ends
Speaker 1: don't matter as much. Okay, So uh go to you,
Speaker 1: miss Amy. Are you ready? Luke Combs? When it rains,
Speaker 1: it pours, what's the first word and it rains? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have pledged yourself in hand because it's a
Speaker 1: constant joke. Three, Oh to time, Eddie, what is it Sunday?
Speaker 1: He scared us. He scared us because he's saying so loud.
Speaker 1: He's so good, but he's so intense and so loud.
Speaker 1: Were all too kind of Amy's been a lemon hit
Speaker 1: that clip right first there it is. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: get the biggest song in the past five years. Body
Speaker 1: like a back Road the first word. Okay, first word,
Speaker 1: body like a back road? Oh girl, let me see
Speaker 1: go ahead. Three? Rubbing my hands on your shoulders? All right?
Speaker 1: What is it? Ray from the yeah outside? Come on,
Speaker 1: I should have known that. Yeah, it was almost rubbing
Speaker 1: my hands on his shoulders. But I'm close Eddie for
Speaker 1: the wind? All right, come on, John party, dirt on
Speaker 1: my boots. What's what's the first word to this song? Okay, alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: Oh something about the sun? Okay, hold on, hold on
Speaker 1: um um hotter than a hotter hotter, he says, it's hotter.
Speaker 1: Hit it right? Who, No, you weren't. Can you do
Speaker 1: carry underwood? Before he cheats the first word, it's good
Speaker 1: about to do the first word of the chorus. You
Speaker 1: gotta turn that down because the mess with their heads
Speaker 1: before he cheats. Okay, you can do this, he no,
Speaker 1: right now, dancing with the beach blonchee. What hey, Eddie, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the one you'll get ready, Jake
Speaker 1: Owen Barefoot, Blue Gene Night. What's the first word? H
Speaker 1: jac Oen, Barefoot, Blue Gene Night. Amy's got it? Blonde hair? No, Amy,
Speaker 1: what is it? Yeah? The way there it is. You're
Speaker 1: not even close, just wasting it all. Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: at least no songs, he said, blonde hair, not even
Speaker 1: another verse? Okay, lunchbox, how about this one? Yes, thank you,
Speaker 1: Sam hap body like a back road. You just man,
Speaker 1: just go from the south side. Okay, don't no, I
Speaker 1: never said gods don't count. No, I didn't. That's it whatever.
Speaker 1: Not playing the hook really helps. When he plays, that
Speaker 1: really slows me off. Shot, lunch box, And do you
Speaker 1: know what somebody says, Oh man, that's my worst nightmare?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I was thinking of mine. We'll go
Speaker 1: around the room like, what's your worst nightmare? Mine is
Speaker 1: being stuck in traffic and I'm late to a meeting
Speaker 1: and I can do nothing. About it. That's your I'm
Speaker 1: on time everywhere all the time, and if it's like
Speaker 1: a big meeting or like I have to go and
Speaker 1: that's my worst nightmare is being helpless, like I can't
Speaker 1: even jump out of my car and run. It's my
Speaker 1: worst nightmare, not being able to get somewhere on time.
Speaker 1: Worst nightmare mine is a spider calling into my ear
Speaker 1: and patching a bunch of baby spiders and then them
Speaker 1: coming out. Really is, It's my worst nightmare. It could happen, though,
Speaker 1: happens to people all the time I see on the internet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fake news, lunch My biggest fear is just coming upon
Speaker 1: a snake when I don't expect it and it's just
Speaker 1: lying in wait and there I am and I trapped
Speaker 1: and it's just me and the snake and I can't
Speaker 1: do anything. Or if I like getting bed and it's
Speaker 1: under my sheets, just anywhere. I have all the time
Speaker 1: about what if I go around the corner and there's
Speaker 1: a snake or I'm walking the dog mowing the grass
Speaker 1: and here I'm the snake. Oh, so I don't want
Speaker 1: to be late. Emmy doesn't want spiders, and Lunchbox doesn't
Speaker 1: want snakes. Eddie, what is your worst nightmare? Producer? Ready,
Speaker 1: mine is a home invasion with maybe like I'm napping
Speaker 1: or something and I wake up in some ways in
Speaker 1: my house, like stealing my stuff. I wouldn't know what
Speaker 1: to do. Oh that's so scary to me. Well what
Speaker 1: do you do? Well? I have baseball bats now, so
Speaker 1: I'd grab my baseball bat and the kids were on
Speaker 1: I grab, tell them to grab theirs, and we smack
Speaker 1: them hard. Stuff back. There's all of our worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: Ray wait, your worst nightmare sleeping in man and missing
Speaker 1: part of the show being late. Yeah, that one I
Speaker 1: can understand. This is the scariest mine. Sure, Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: go everybody. Look mind all right? You good? I just
Speaker 1: wood myself and I'm like, well is that legal for
Speaker 1: me to do that? All right? Look, let's talk about
Speaker 1: this record, the Anticipation. I got a bunch of songs
Speaker 1: up here, which one is like You're your pride and joy? Man.
Speaker 1: I think from top to bottom, the best song on
Speaker 1: the album is uh, most people are good? Give me
Speaker 1: another one, you know. Another one is the title track,
Speaker 1: what makes You Country? I mean it tells it tells
Speaker 1: such a great story of man, I'm so tired. There
Speaker 1: you go, there it is. I'm so tired of people
Speaker 1: trying to pigeonhole and put a label on what country
Speaker 1: truly is. And this tells the world that countries many things.
Speaker 1: Let me hear this. I got my jack when I
Speaker 1: let's play on the cap track, holding back in boats, fishing,
Speaker 1: limb line, running bird talks through the George and my
Speaker 1: step side, cover down a peanut dust and try and
Speaker 1: not spotlighting that with us. It might not a venue,
Speaker 1: but I can't just just be proud of what makes
Speaker 1: the country. Everybody's Oh yeah, I'm kicking my tail out.
Speaker 1: I ain't heard on the radio yet, so it's like
Speaker 1: I got the sizzle on it. He doesn't run and
Speaker 1: your blood didn't come from your daddy and mama. Sing
Speaker 1: with the art where you converted by an How about
Speaker 1: a song on the radio that feels so round? Did
Speaker 1: you lock eyes with a little green eyed girl from Jackson?
Speaker 1: Tell me we'll cat you. I just got to know.
Speaker 1: Hold on me, I got my Sundale learning in a
Speaker 1: level church. Hold over there, waiting for the fall to
Speaker 1: finally call a law on so I can grab my
Speaker 1: gun and get my outside on the step side there
Speaker 1: any tricks on my old boards, guys, not a bunch
Speaker 1: of tuning and artistn't here to sing along with. That's
Speaker 1: the best thing to have you sing along with you.
Speaker 1: That's fun. How about this one right here? I like
Speaker 1: this one too. More trunk, Yes, it's kid more goals, Yes,
Speaker 1: and you treat more green grass grows and green on dog,
Speaker 1: more babies readis and raising head on more get back up.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you feel well, I don't know at all, but
Speaker 1: I know how it feels to be the guy just
Speaker 1: trying to come back from behind, just trying to win life.
Speaker 1: As you go to one man, it's good, Like it's
Speaker 1: so fun hearing I'm on the radio rather than you know,
Speaker 1: your tires rumbling on a on a truck and going
Speaker 1: down to honking interstate. You know what makes your country's
Speaker 1: the name of the record, the name of the song
Speaker 1: we played. How would you have to worry about anybody
Speaker 1: leaking the stuff out? Yeah, I guess you always do.
Speaker 1: But it's so funny man, that you know they I
Speaker 1: don't even know what watermark means, but everybody says, oh,
Speaker 1: it's watermarked, which means that there's a code with it
Speaker 1: or something. But it is what it is. Man. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if we'll ever get out in front
Speaker 1: of the stuff getting leaked out. But at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, as long as as long as there's
Speaker 1: an urgent seat for people to get it, that's what
Speaker 1: I hope is going on with my album. So how
Speaker 1: about this right here? Sun Rise Sun Sun repeat this maybe? Uh?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just rise and sun Sun sid
Speaker 1: repeat Sunrise, a crowd and going right there and shute
Speaker 1: that repeat. Man, that's so big the song almost needs
Speaker 1: to be named repeat. But do you pick your crowds
Speaker 1: when you record songs? One million percent? Do you what
Speaker 1: would you ask him? Picked your crowd to be so
Speaker 1: fun to imagine what they're gonna do, and then your
Speaker 1: imagination of it is what they're doing. So it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Light would light it up? You know, you felt like
Speaker 1: some people would start lightening up their cell phones and
Speaker 1: it would be a pretty cool moment and they do.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, check most record. Forget this may have been
Speaker 1: a long time you put a record on, man, Dude,
Speaker 1: Like sizzling in these headphones is like firing me up?
Speaker 1: Do you know? Every much like you forget? Why you
Speaker 1: do this? Because you damn get excited in the moment.
Speaker 1: Do you know every word every song on a new record?
Speaker 1: You know? The only one Inking Again is the only
Speaker 1: one that I probably couldn't perform live right now because
Speaker 1: it'll cross you up. And but that, but that's the
Speaker 1: only one. But yeah, I should know them all? Could you?
Speaker 1: Could you do Land of a Million Songs live? Yes?
Speaker 1: Something different? Able to sing? Understand it? How long would
Speaker 1: you write this song? I think this spring, I tell
Speaker 1: you it went down. So me and my producers, Jeff
Speaker 1: and Jody Stephens wrote it. And sometimes you're in the
Speaker 1: trenches writing and that writing session sends your head down
Speaker 1: another another path. And I went to go get coffee.
Speaker 1: We were at my my songwriting room at the house,
Speaker 1: and I come back in and I said, boys, I
Speaker 1: just had a song idea. And I don't even know
Speaker 1: where it came from, but I said, Land of a
Speaker 1: Million Songs, Nashville is the land of a million songs,
Speaker 1: and we need to write about how hard it is
Speaker 1: to make it in the Land of a million songs.
Speaker 1: And Jeff and I never will forget we wrote it.
Speaker 1: And then I'm laying in the bed um one morning,
Speaker 1: um getting my whole sleeping in because I was probably
Speaker 1: coming off the road and I'm sitting there listening and
Speaker 1: I see the email of the demo come up on it,
Speaker 1: and I laid in the bed and just started doing
Speaker 1: tearing up and crying and called Jeff and I was like, man,
Speaker 1: this is one of the best things we've ever been
Speaker 1: a part of. So when you can do that and
Speaker 1: it's fun stuff, fun fun stuff. I got my junk.
Speaker 1: I'm making to see again. Thank you. Lookey Fishing Life.
Speaker 1: Running Bird talks through the chorge of All right, your
Speaker 1: favorite Christmas song? You gotta pick one, Amy, your favorite
Speaker 1: Christmas song? Mariah carry all I want Christmas is you? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 1: that does make it feel like Christmas hearing. Yeah, good one. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's yours? From the Santa Claus from Home Alone? The
Speaker 1: Drifter is White Christmas? Yeah, bo boto, good one. I
Speaker 1: always like this one. I dream Christmas just like I
Speaker 1: used to know. And that's a chance like it' hi slave,
Speaker 1: take a hide dreaming man. That's a good one. Eddie. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm the same thing, White Christmas, but being Crosby version, No,
Speaker 1: I think that a World War two? All right, everybody,
Speaker 1: all you guys, I see he's fighting the good fights.
Speaker 1: Is this for you? Come back home safely? Do the
Speaker 1: fire crackling like he's trying to convince us. Do you
Speaker 1: hear what I'm selling it? I'm playing this in my mind.
Speaker 1: That's good by on a little like you guys want
Speaker 1: a crazy house party like it's Christmas. That's how I
Speaker 1: do it. I go hard, lunchbox, Santa Claus is coming
Speaker 1: to town. Jackson five hit it. Oh, this is kind
Speaker 1: of out of nowhere. A good one, hey, Morgan number two?
Speaker 1: Do you have one? You're like twelve? What is your
Speaker 1: Is it like? It's a nile horrending one direction? You know?
Speaker 1: It's a drummer boy by Pinatonics, A little drum rumber
Speaker 1: by the Big Win, A little one, little one, little
Speaker 1: little drum one for the wild me They do some
Speaker 1: cool stuff. Yeah, new Doocyper. We could do that though,
Speaker 1: Amy me with something Christmas good? Would you watch? Do
Speaker 1: I do the beat? Whatever you want? You just started?
Speaker 1: Cheppo Do Do? Dreaming is by Voo Doo Christmas just
Speaker 1: life ones. I usually know the same, all right. So
Speaker 1: Amy was booking a reservation because she's taking her husband
Speaker 1: out have a special night yeah, well, let's and some friends,
Speaker 1: so kind of a nicer restaurant, special occasion, friends flying
Speaker 1: into town, whatnot. So I thought, hey, we're going to
Speaker 1: kind of go to one of the restaurants with like,
Speaker 1: you know, three dollar signs next to it, Like you
Speaker 1: know when you go to Yelp, it's like one dollar sign,
Speaker 1: two dollar signs, three dollar signs. Let'sone have three dollar signs.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, you know. Uh. Then also I noticed
Speaker 1: when I'm booking the reservation online it says that no
Speaker 1: cell phones are allowed in the dining room. That's cool, awesome.
Speaker 1: They don't even have one of those cute little box.
Speaker 1: It's not about being trendy and having one of those
Speaker 1: little boxes that you put your cell phone into. It's
Speaker 1: just like I think they've they've been this way for
Speaker 1: a while. It's just their thing, Like it's a nice restaurant.
Speaker 1: They don't want you to have your cell phone out
Speaker 1: terrible Yeah. Yeah. And then if it is such cool food,
Speaker 1: like don't they want people instagramming it? They obviously don't.
Speaker 1: They don't need it so good, it's so good. Can
Speaker 1: you not take a group picture together at your table?
Speaker 1: Because they say no, question good question. They didn't say
Speaker 1: no cameras. So do you leave your cell phones in
Speaker 1: the car? Interesting? Yeah, what what do you think we
Speaker 1: should do? Test it? See what they do when they
Speaker 1: when you have your phone? Yeah, walk into like here
Speaker 1: we are, like you're shooting it, like an instant story.
Speaker 1: We're here. Yeah. I don't know. I've just never seen
Speaker 1: that advertise as like a thing like I don't like
Speaker 1: the phones are bad on all the phones aren't bad,
Speaker 1: phones are great. I mean I think this I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: This is kind of place where I think this role
Speaker 1: was implemented, even with like Zach Morris phones like like
Speaker 1: the big ones, like the flip phones. I don't think
Speaker 1: it has anything to do with like technology and smartphones
Speaker 1: and people having face to face conversation. It's just an
Speaker 1: old school rule. I guess. Well, if I can't tweet,
Speaker 1: I can't eat. Talk to my book editor last night,
Speaker 1: my second book. She did tell me it's probably not
Speaker 1: getting suck. That was it words. So that's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she goes, I don't think this book is gonna say
Speaker 1: I was worried. I was really worried about that. That's
Speaker 1: long talking about that work on the second one, can't wait?
Speaker 1: Why do I Why do I have LB with the
Speaker 1: eighth grader written down? Oh I have a clip. This
Speaker 1: eighth grader was singing, okay, good because I have no
Speaker 1: idea why I wrote down lunch boxes with an eighth grader. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's a clip and she wants to be her singer.
Speaker 1: Dad was one of those dads like, oh, my daughter
Speaker 1: is really good, and so I just recorded her and
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring it in and get your opinion,
Speaker 1: like keep chasing the dream or time to give up? Okay?
Speaker 1: So you were doing hard rock cafe karaoke. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: where a live band plays and people get up and sing.
Speaker 1: You just wanted her house was at her house and
Speaker 1: she was an eighth grade girl and she's like, I
Speaker 1: want to be a singer. And her dad was telling
Speaker 1: me how good she is and that was her dream.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, well we'll tell you if
Speaker 1: you need to quit or keep dreaming. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Here is the eighth grader and the lunchbox
Speaker 1: brought in. Here you go, all right, what do you
Speaker 1: think lunchbox? I'm one of those people that always tell
Speaker 1: those dads that they're crazy. This girl's got some talent.
Speaker 1: She needs to keep dreaming. She's got it, like in
Speaker 1: eighth grade, and she has that much control over her voice.
Speaker 1: She sounded like a grown up. Like that's good in
Speaker 1: my opinion, And I mean usually I think the kids
Speaker 1: usually are really terrible and parents are just nice to him.
Speaker 1: I think that kid was good. Yeah, yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: I thought she was. I think she keep dreaming anyway.
Speaker 1: I thought she was good. Man. I was like, whoa.
Speaker 1: I think someone would say, I don't think she's ready
Speaker 1: right now. But yeah, but they're eighth graders who can
Speaker 1: sing like and have record deals. But I would I
Speaker 1: don't think she's ready right now, but she is good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Usually when they say oh, I'm really good, the dad
Speaker 1: talks about how good there, and then they get up
Speaker 1: there and they're like, keep you down. It's like, whoa
Speaker 1: does anyone ever sounded like that? That bad? And eighth graders?
Speaker 1: How old? Fourteen? Yeah, there are pop stars that are
Speaker 1: that young. I guess, so where is a lot older? Now?
Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner had anesthesia from the dentist. Did you see that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They did the sad part of him Milton and I
Speaker 1: started crying. I couldn't stop. They said, are you okay?
Speaker 1: And I said, it's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. I
Speaker 1: listen to this song. It was so beautiful, that musical.
Speaker 1: So I told them about it. They have to see it.
Speaker 1: That's never not funny, laughing gas and their mouth is
Speaker 1: all like because they can't feel it. It's never not funny. Show.
Speaker 1: Let's go. The farther people live from work, the less
Speaker 1: happy they are. So short commutes, happier job. What's your commute?
Speaker 1: Seven minutes, let's box eleven minutes. Let you guys have
Speaker 1: next to each other. But he's a few stop signs back, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you gotta come to a complete stop. And every
Speaker 1: time that adds thirty seconds. I'm about six minutes. But
Speaker 1: to be fair, we do drive when there's no one
Speaker 1: on the road because we wake up so early. Like
Speaker 1: no one on the road. You ever have a long
Speaker 1: time when we can meet it? Oh? Yeah? Before my job,
Speaker 1: before this, when I was in sales, I was in
Speaker 1: the car for over an hour on my way to
Speaker 1: work and home, and sometimes if there was a bad accident,
Speaker 1: making an hour and a half. Did you just hate
Speaker 1: that so much? Oh? It was brutal. I would see.
Speaker 1: I would I would think all the time. If I
Speaker 1: just lived right by work, I could sleep thirty minutes longer,
Speaker 1: or I could do this in the morning. I could
Speaker 1: do that, but I would just be sitting in my car.
Speaker 1: Shout out to everybody right now sitting in their cars,
Speaker 1: sitting in their car in the middle of traffic, because
Speaker 1: we do You wind about having to wake up at
Speaker 1: three four in the morning, but we don't have to
Speaker 1: sit in traffic. That is true. So there's that. Doctors
Speaker 1: are talking about this woman who sweats blood. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: me ask you know, it's real. It's real. We can't
Speaker 1: start questioning everything is fake news. By the way, this
Speaker 1: is not what this is. This pair of doctors. They
Speaker 1: have this woman who was hospitalized with a condition where
Speaker 1: she sweats blood from her face and her hands, sometimes
Speaker 1: five minutes at a time. Yeah, anytime she's in physical activity,
Speaker 1: it starts to happen. Here's a question. You're single, you
Speaker 1: meet her, you hit it off, you think she's hot,
Speaker 1: she starts sweating blood. What it is that deal breaker?
Speaker 1: I am out of five thousand. There is no chance
Speaker 1: I could date her after that. The first time I
Speaker 1: saw it, I'd be like is that always gonna happen? Well,
Speaker 1: it's not you, it's me, and I'm moving on. You're out.
Speaker 1: I'm out. What about you, Bobby? You just depends how
Speaker 1: much we hit it off. Like like anything else, we're
Speaker 1: gonna say how much blood. Well I don't think it's
Speaker 1: like gushing, but it's like it's just like what comes
Speaker 1: out of your pores. It would look like red for her.
Speaker 1: So lunch Box has been married for how long? No?
Speaker 1: A little over two years? About two years and five months. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how's it been going you think? I mean, I think
Speaker 1: it's been going great. We've been crushing it at life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: married life. So if you were giving a report card,
Speaker 1: I would say a solid, solid B minus W. That's
Speaker 1: not crushing it. That's probably making the honor roll. I
Speaker 1: didn't make honor roll that much, so I don't really know,
Speaker 1: but be minus is pretty good. Whenever I gotta be
Speaker 1: minus on my report card, I thought I was doing
Speaker 1: pretty well relative. Why not A Like? What's missing? I
Speaker 1: mean there's just certain things. I mean we don't nail everything.
Speaker 1: I mean there's sometimes we mess up and we're not perfect.
Speaker 1: We're getting better, and we don't do things together all
Speaker 1: the time, and you're just saying words like I'm saying
Speaker 1: like it's not an A plus, like I mean we
Speaker 1: get along great, what would what? What does she need
Speaker 1: to change to get it to an A Oh she
Speaker 1: needs to be nicer to me? Yeah, yeah, more understanding maybe?
Speaker 1: So why don't there are things that happened like, for example,
Speaker 1: lunchboxes wife was on TV. Ohh she yeah, because of
Speaker 1: her job, and she's out talking about her new job.
Speaker 1: She's literally on the news. He says, nothing about it
Speaker 1: to us? Why what do you mean? Why would you
Speaker 1: talk about her with us like that's a running a
Speaker 1: company and like talking about it on the news like
Speaker 1: proud husbands. And he says, I hadn't. I haven't told
Speaker 1: to me. I wouldn't know, No way, I don't understand
Speaker 1: what I was supposed to say, Like coming, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: my wife was on the news last night. In the audio,
Speaker 1: I felt like, I'm sure you recorded it. I did
Speaker 1: record it. She was on the news multiple times, she's
Speaker 1: on the radio all the time. I mean, you want
Speaker 1: me to bring clips of her on the road? Are
Speaker 1: you proud of her? That's great? Here's the things you're
Speaker 1: not on the news now, here's the thing. She gets
Speaker 1: real nervous and she doesn't feel comfortable, and so she's
Speaker 1: kind of like, she's probably better than you take your job,
Speaker 1: because why don't gonna let her feeling for Amy? If
Speaker 1: Amy goes a Haiti, that's a great idea. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: do it. There is no way my wife would fill
Speaker 1: in on the radio. I guarantee she would should be too.
Speaker 1: I'll ask her. Oh yeah, you'll ask her about your
Speaker 1: go before record. You better say no, she would get
Speaker 1: too nervous here with a superstar. You need to bring
Speaker 1: some recording of her on TV. Okay, we should talk
Speaker 1: about this because Eddie lets his kids drink soda. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a reward system. Amy's already shaming
Speaker 1: you shamed me for letting my kids jump on the bed,
Speaker 1: and now I'm like, okay, calm down for a second.
Speaker 1: Eddie has two kids, okay nine four, Which kids like soda?
Speaker 1: The old one, the nine year old kid likes. He
Speaker 1: likes his SODA's. He's liked him for a few years now,
Speaker 1: and we've always told him no soda. But now he
Speaker 1: enjoys going to the grocery store and picking out like
Speaker 1: a two leader of soda once a month, and that's
Speaker 1: his reward if he's behaved, if he's had good grades,
Speaker 1: no complaints from his teachers. Let's go to the grocery store,
Speaker 1: pick out a soda pop so producer Eddie in his
Speaker 1: nine year old we'll go to the grocery store and
Speaker 1: pick out a two later or soda. Yeah, we've been
Speaker 1: doing this for like three months now. So he's picked
Speaker 1: Mountain Dew, he's picked regular coke, and this this month
Speaker 1: he did dr Pepper cherry dr Pepper Amy your thoughts,
Speaker 1: I think that sounds great. I know plenty of parents
Speaker 1: that that's not what I would use as a reward
Speaker 1: with my kids. No, I mean I just would jump
Speaker 1: on the bed with them, Eddie, how do you feel
Speaker 1: about soda with kids? I don't. I know. I drank,
Speaker 1: I was allowed to drink SODA's kid, and I was
Speaker 1: hooked on diet cooked big diamond. I know how difficult
Speaker 1: was me for me to break the habit, and I
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to put that on my kids.
Speaker 1: So hopefully I can offer them some other options so
Speaker 1: they don't have to quit it later in life, because
Speaker 1: everyone says you should quit soda, right, Eddie, do you
Speaker 1: drink soda? No? I don't. Okay, it makes you if
Speaker 1: you if you're drinking a bunch of yeah, my, hey, Mike,
Speaker 1: do you drinking soda? Okay? Alright, so mighty laws pounds.
Speaker 1: But he started by quitting soda. Oh that's why I said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: were you were drinking soda and you were drinking how
Speaker 1: much soda? At least a couple every day? So the
Speaker 1: first thing you do was cut soda, right? And how
Speaker 1: much weight did you drop just from soda? Just from soda?
Speaker 1: He dropped thirty pounds, right? So you think by me
Speaker 1: letting him have like a two liter a month, like,
Speaker 1: is that a gateway to having to a day? Let
Speaker 1: me tell you how I feel, just in general, if
Speaker 1: you can do something in moderation, fantastic. I don't think
Speaker 1: there's anything wrong with giving him a two liter a month.
Speaker 1: I don't and I don't drink soda, right, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's good for you. But there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things aren't good for you. Anything in moderation, it's okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so we just have to watch him was growing up.
Speaker 1: It's ship if it's once a month, go for it.
Speaker 1: I drinking three later a day. By the way, I
Speaker 1: don't go work out and drinking three later me too.
Speaker 1: I didn't drink water ever. Growing up. All I drank
Speaker 1: was a soda with my meal. I was so dumb.
Speaker 1: I used think Sunny Delight with orange juice. That's good stuff. Yeah, Delight,
Speaker 1: and take it because they're expensive. And so I take
Speaker 1: my orange juice Sunny Delight, and I had an old bottle,
Speaker 1: and I will pour it into half, and I'd have
Speaker 1: to then half bottles and Delight. Then I fill in
Speaker 1: both up with the water and shake them. Then I
Speaker 1: had two bottles of sunny Delight. Man. I was like
Speaker 1: this on Chark Tank back then. Uh Eddie, I think
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with moderation. Make sure that is. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. You're welcome. Hey, you know what, I'm so
Speaker 1: good at parenting of ice. You don't have kids. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I followed this data site called fivety dot com and
Speaker 1: they did a whole story on the most rewatchable movies
Speaker 1: of all time, like if it comes on, you can
Speaker 1: watch it again, and so here five, three, two, one,
Speaker 1: Number five is gone with the wind, I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: Number four is the Lord of the Rings series. I
Speaker 1: watched it because everybody loved it. I really wasn't into it.
Speaker 1: Number three is The Sound of Music, Never seen it.
Speaker 1: Number two is The Wizard of Oz Saw but I
Speaker 1: was like two. And the number one is Star Wars.
Speaker 1: What where like Pretty Woman hits, they do make the list.
Speaker 1: Shawshank Redemption Redemptions at eight, for Scumps at eleven. Dirty
Speaker 1: Dancing is at thirteen, so our movies start to hit
Speaker 1: a little later. Pretty Woman at sixteen. The Matrix is
Speaker 1: at nineteen. But if there are movies on, like basically
Speaker 1: any Will Smith movie, if it comes on, like I
Speaker 1: always use Hitches my example. If Hitches on, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter where it is. If Office Spaces on, I can
Speaker 1: watch that. If there's one more, yeah not, that's not
Speaker 1: for me. Okay, it's for me pretty much. I say,
Speaker 1: any Reese Witherspon movie or Julia Roberts, I can sit
Speaker 1: there and rewatch it over and over. If what's on,
Speaker 1: can you rewatch it over and over? Launch any Denzel
Speaker 1: Washington movie. I love them. Pick one. Remember the Titans
Speaker 1: who They showed that one a lot of TV. Yeah tps,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you'd be flipping through there. It is you
Speaker 1: just start watching them man Sunshine, and you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh boy, it's such a good movie.
Speaker 1: Oh mine's Field of Dreams. The Field of Dreams is on.
Speaker 1: I'll watch it over and over. I don't ever see
Speaker 1: that on. I don't either, but maybe we just don't
Speaker 1: notice it because we don't care. Yeah, I've seen it,
Speaker 1: I think too. It's a good one for sure, Raymond.
Speaker 1: Anytime Titanic's on, I'm watching at least thirty minutes of it.
Speaker 1: That makes the list of number fourteen. Yea, the Avengers
Speaker 1: makes the list at the very end of it. Number
Speaker 1: twenty five about Devil worse product. No, but these are
Speaker 1: our own. Our own is different too. If The Friends
Speaker 1: is on the TV show, it doesn't matter where it
Speaker 1: is and what an episode or when it is. You
Speaker 1: can just sit and watch, and you can watch seven
Speaker 1: of them in a row, you know what I mean. So,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was interesting. Um that is there
Speaker 1: any Wilston movie I didn't like? I sort of think,
Speaker 1: did you like Pursuit of Happiness? I loved it. I
Speaker 1: don't ever it, um, but I did love it. Let
Speaker 1: me sad though. Yeah, they were living in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I was reading this article about how women feel when
Speaker 1: they see a man cry. Now, I have trouble crying period. Yea,
Speaker 1: even to myself, I have trouble letting that little wall down.
Speaker 1: Does your husband cry in front of you? If he has,
Speaker 1: it has been few and far between. And I actually
Speaker 1: like it. I like showing emotion and that it's okay
Speaker 1: he's similar to you, like he doesn't. I don't think
Speaker 1: you want people to even know that I'm saying he's
Speaker 1: ever cried, Like I feel like I have to be
Speaker 1: the strong one and he probably feel the same way
Speaker 1: and he wants to be that. You're so correct in
Speaker 1: saying that, but I think it's okay to like, if
Speaker 1: you're sad about something, you got to get it out.
Speaker 1: They asked a bunch of women, and like women say,
Speaker 1: when they see a guy cry, it just makes wanting
Speaker 1: him big old hug, like the guy shouldn't freak out
Speaker 1: making your thing. I don't feel like it makes me
Speaker 1: seem weak. I just feel like I'm looked at as
Speaker 1: the leader and the strong one, and I gotta keep
Speaker 1: it together for everybody. Everybody else can break, I'll be here. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the opposite. But that's why we worked. So if
Speaker 1: we build up here crying the whole thing, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm weak. Take me, I'm crying, lunch Box, you and
Speaker 1: your wife, she'll cry in front of me, no problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what about you in front of her? I cried
Speaker 1: in front of her like when someone dies. That's about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there's nothing else to really to cry about. Wedding. Yes,
Speaker 1: everybody saying he cried. I cried. I worste I did
Speaker 1: not understand your voting system there because Lunchbox likeever and
Speaker 1: it was awesome. Can you hit that fake news clip?
Speaker 1: That was real? It was awesome guy, you guys are
Speaker 1: making No, it was awesome. We were all like our
Speaker 1: whole role. Okay, okay, you want to play this game.
Speaker 1: You want to play this game, stop Bobby. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I want to do what I don't. Okay,
Speaker 1: in LR, did I cry my wedding? I believe? So, yes,
Speaker 1: there you go. I do I believe so hey there
Speaker 1: said yes, I really believe you did. Okay, I am
Speaker 1: my heart. I swear to you. I believe we saw tears.
Speaker 1: I didn't see tears of too far away, but to
Speaker 1: hurt him choke up, but I felt like he cried
Speaker 1: yes that in my heart, I can't, I just want
Speaker 1: to can't. I just wanted to make sure you understood
Speaker 1: what I was asking. And for new listeners, n l
Speaker 1: R is like they're basically like it's a secret code
Speaker 1: on how they know the other person is telling the
Speaker 1: truth and nobody else know. What amazing that me and
Speaker 1: my dude over there, Yeah, trying to figure it out,
Speaker 1: like not lying really spry right now. It's funny how
Speaker 1: long we hold onto things are. Producer Eddie has had
Speaker 1: a credit card for fourteen years, the same credit card
Speaker 1: you got new ones college. I have the same credit
Speaker 1: card since college and I finally got a new credit
Speaker 1: card that I've been waiting for. It's the Southwest credit
Speaker 1: card fourteen years. Maybe kind of interest were you paying
Speaker 1: on an old card? Really nothing, It was just kind
Speaker 1: of it was really really low because I was I
Speaker 1: had seniority for that card, and I feel like I
Speaker 1: didn't really want to stop using it. But and it's
Speaker 1: not like I just said I'm gonna like tear it
Speaker 1: up and I've never used it again. I'm gonna keep it,
Speaker 1: but I'm not using anymore, and me and my wife
Speaker 1: decided that we're moving on to a dollar bill. Like
Speaker 1: first dollar bill, you're making your business exactly so around
Speaker 1: the room, what do you have did you still use
Speaker 1: that You're like, you should probably give up? Like for me,
Speaker 1: I have headphones that are all most twenty years old
Speaker 1: and surgically we've kept them together with tape. I mean,
Speaker 1: at least once a year, Eddie and I go through
Speaker 1: and rebuild them. I just will not let them go.
Speaker 1: I've had them for almost twenty years and so, and
Speaker 1: they don't even sound that good. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: just the sound I'm comfortable with. So I've had these
Speaker 1: headphones for almost twenty years. Amy, what have you had
Speaker 1: for a long time? I have a pair of gap
Speaker 1: boxers that are pink with blue polka dots dots that
Speaker 1: I've had since probably my freshman year of high school
Speaker 1: and then them and I still have them, which is amazing,
Speaker 1: and I still wear them. And when I put them on,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, why do I still? I mean, the
Speaker 1: holes just keep getting bigger and bigger. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: these are amazing and I don't ever want to get
Speaker 1: rid of them. Lunch box I have a discovered card
Speaker 1: from the year of nineteen, my freshman year of college.
Speaker 1: And I also have a pair of jeans from the
Speaker 1: Gap outlet the summer of two thousand with the seams
Speaker 1: going down the front. Wearing them today, still in great shape,
Speaker 1: still kicking it. Well, you have a pair of seventeen
Speaker 1: year old jeans on today. Look at a medic scene
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, they're definite year old. They look they
Speaker 1: look old like cool old. No, no, no, they don't
Speaker 1: leaven look old. You just can tell from the style
Speaker 1: that that's from like a long time ago. And you
Speaker 1: can tell they were at the outlet because they sometimes
Speaker 1: there's a factory like mistake. Malfunctor, you got the sewing
Speaker 1: machinery pan y y yeah, Hey, good on you for
Speaker 1: keeping them. Now, bocks, how often you wear them a week?
Speaker 1: Two or three times a week? Wow? Look at this
Speaker 1: guy over here. Nobody even notices it. Eric in Kansas, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what up, buddy? Uh? Long time caller, first time listener. Wait,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make sense, but I appreciate that, alright. What
Speaker 1: you got for us? Yes? Some for us? Yeah. I
Speaker 1: just dropped off my kid headed to work. Um, but
Speaker 1: just wanted to ask you a question. I uh, kind
Speaker 1: of developing this dad Bob that ed he's always talking
Speaker 1: about it's easy to get and even easier to keep.
Speaker 1: Um just one of those people that I've had a
Speaker 1: high metabolism my whole life, so I don't I haven't
Speaker 1: necessarily needed to work out, you know. And I used
Speaker 1: to have apps when my fiance and I got together
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and she always said that looked good. Well,
Speaker 1: now that I've developed a little more weight, she says
Speaker 1: a lot, you know, when I had my shirt off
Speaker 1: that you know, I like to wait, do you put
Speaker 1: on or whatever? Well, I'm just wondering, you know, if
Speaker 1: she really means that, or she's just saying that because
Speaker 1: she loves me, you know what I mean, Like, should I,
Speaker 1: you know, make a concerted effort to you know, maybe
Speaker 1: drop some of the weight because she used to say
Speaker 1: that she liked how I looked too, So which way
Speaker 1: is it? Sure? Sure? Okay? Person right? Yeah, So she's
Speaker 1: not going anywhere, So there's that that's a big factor
Speaker 1: in the dail. You do have a wedding too, and
Speaker 1: if she's preparing herself for pictures in a wedding, I
Speaker 1: don't know if she is or not, then it's kind
Speaker 1: of do you to also put in the work just
Speaker 1: short term, right? Would you feel like that's fair to say? Yes?
Speaker 1: I mean we just had a baby like four months ago,
Speaker 1: so you know, okay, I do know. Okay, listen, I
Speaker 1: would just go if she likes it, and she says
Speaker 1: she likes it, I'm okay. I don't think women like it.
Speaker 1: I think that they're My wife says the same thing.
Speaker 1: I mean with him, he's speaking my language, because my
Speaker 1: wife says, I like it when you put on a
Speaker 1: little way. I like you a little song. Maybe she
Speaker 1: just doesn't want you to have options. And so bottom line,
Speaker 1: the worst you look, the less women are. I don't
Speaker 1: think she's thinking that. But no, that's why I think
Speaker 1: if that's it, because yes, we as married men, we
Speaker 1: have the uh I guess, the luxury of really just
Speaker 1: letting ourselves go a little bit and being okay with it,
Speaker 1: because what are we gonna do we're married? Well, but
Speaker 1: heaven forbid the girl or I'll go right. But also
Speaker 1: I will say, she was complimenting you when you had
Speaker 1: the abs, and she's complimenting you when you don't have
Speaker 1: the abs. So it sounds to me like you have
Speaker 1: someone pretty awesome that just loves you for who you are. However,
Speaker 1: face you know what I mean. Okay, well be healthy,
Speaker 1: take care of yourself. Yeah I hear, Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 1: I probably exercise anyway. I just, you know, don't want
Speaker 1: her to feel like she has to pump me up
Speaker 1: and things like that and not really mean it. I
Speaker 1: think she probably is. I think she's just nice. It's
Speaker 1: either she probably doesn't mean it or she wants you
Speaker 1: to get bigger. So other women are like unnailing it.
Speaker 1: That's real life America. Get out everywhere. Yeah, hey, Eric,
Speaker 1: appreciate you all right, Bud, and so happy you guys.
Speaker 1: Kid's been even just a few minutes with us today.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I gotta go. Hopefully you guys
Speaker 1: will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day actually.
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