1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:04,720 Speaker 1: Jubils. Dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret. 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: Remember text in four one O six one. If you 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can literally tell us 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,120 Speaker 1: anything because nobody will know who you are. We don't 5 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is, so you're free to 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 1: just spill the tea all over the place and all 7 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: over your faith and your lap and your pants and 8 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: whatever else you got on and on the phone. Right now, 9 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: there's someone to spill the tea, and it's obviously not 10 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: this person, but the name we're going to give them 11 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: is Singia Malakar from American Idol way back in the day. 12 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: Who's now bald? If you haven't seen him, that's kind 13 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: of weird because he had long hair before. What's up 14 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 1: Singia Malakar from a long time ago, which is kind 15 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:38,639 Speaker 1: of weird, But who's now bald? But whatever I said? Anyway, Hi, Hi, 16 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 1: how are you okay? You remember Singia Malakar from American Idol? 17 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: I do remember Sia Malacar. And here's the funny thing. 18 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: I am bald. Oh you are okay? I actually I 19 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: have a history with Singia Malakar. If you're interested in 20 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: hearing it, I can tell you. If you're not all 21 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: shut up. Oh no, tell me. I once made that 22 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: website Preston when it was actually a big website because 23 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 1: I posted a video on YouTube that went viral of 24 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: me performing in drag with Sinjia Malakar. It was awesome. Yeah, 25 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: what did you see? It's raining men, And I had 26 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,280 Speaker 1: Sinia come out as my special guest, and he had 27 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,559 Speaker 1: no idea that it was going to be a drag 28 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: show and it was very awkward for him, but very 29 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:24,759 Speaker 1: fun for me. And ye should re enact that, you should. 30 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: I wish I could find the video. I don't save 31 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: stuff like that, and I think you might be able 32 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: to find out on YouTube somewhere. But it had black 33 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,680 Speaker 1: about three hundred thousand views. Wow, wow, right, look right 34 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 1: after we're done. All right, Well, Sinjia, it's been a 35 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: long time since we danced and high hills together. Um, 36 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Well all right, So in 37 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: my little friend group, among the people I hang out with, 38 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: think pretty much look at me as the guy who's 39 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: the clumsy one, the forgetful one. You know, they treat 40 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: me kind of Oh, you know, he's the one that's 41 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: gonna be late, He's the one that's gonna get his wallet. 42 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: He's the one, you know that sort of thing over stuff. Well, 43 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: mister forgetful. So here's the real deal. Man, Um, I 44 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: actually forget my wallet on purpose. I'm just cheap. We like, 45 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: what do you mean, like when you're out on a 46 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: date people, So like if we're out with my with 47 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 1: the friend group and we're all out doing stuff and 48 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: we go have dinner and you know it's time to 49 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: split up the check. You know, I forgot my wallet 50 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 1: a time, I left my wallet at home or it's back, 51 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: you know, it's way back in the car. We parked 52 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: way way away because I was man, I'm just not 53 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: gonna pay if people are gonna if people will pay 54 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 1: for me. So do your friends ever call you out 55 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: for it? Like, dude, you're always forgetting your wallet. You 56 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: have like a checklist of like who you did you 57 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: last time? Well you know that's what you know, if 58 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: you try and keep track of everything like that, you 59 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: drive yourself crazy. So you know, every once in a while, 60 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: you know, I do bray. I don't forget every time, 61 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: because if I forget every time that it becomes a thing. Right, 62 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,399 Speaker 1: But if I do it, you know, every two three 63 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: times oh and I left my wallet. It goes on by. 64 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 1: Nobody says the thing. So you pick and choose when 65 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: you do it, which is smart because if we did 66 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: it all the time, they would know for sure you 67 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,680 Speaker 1: were forgetting your wallet on purpose so you didn't have 68 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: to chip in for the bill. But you do it 69 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: on purpose so you don't have to pay. Oh yeah, 70 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: you can't do it. Oh yeah, you do it all 71 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: the time, and then you get a different kind of reputation. 72 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 1: Right now, it's kind of a funny guy. It's that 73 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: kind of ah, you know, for the guy, just for god, 74 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: he's a little a little, a little absent minded or whatever. 75 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: Right now, that's how it's looked at. But you know, yeah, 76 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: I used to have I used to have a friend 77 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: that would do that all the time. And after a 78 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 1: certain part was like, I swear he's in that on 79 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: purpose because he would take out his wallet and something 80 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: was always missing either we were all putting cash in 81 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: on the you know, the tab at a bar, or 82 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: we're gonna put our cards down to split and he 83 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: always didn't have the thing, oh wow, to pay for it. 84 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: I was like, I feel like that guy's doing it 85 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: on purpose. Oh he was Are we friends from you 86 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 1: from a kidder? As a matter of fact, we might be. Well. 87 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your drily little secret. You 88 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: didn't know you hung out with sun Giet that all. 89 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: I did not know that, but thanks man. What's your 90 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: dirty little secret.