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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is a Jewels show. And you texted us at

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Speaker 1: four one or six one and said he had a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secrets. So now we're calling you back. What's up?

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Speaker 1: Hiyuh yeah, guys. How's it going? Yeah? I do, I

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Speaker 1: do have a secret. Could be interesting. Can you tell

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Speaker 1: us what it is right now? Or you need us

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Speaker 1: to find another time so you can be dirty with us. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not that dirty. Yeah, I can call you guys.

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Speaker 1: All right, what's your secret? Well? I have a scar

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Speaker 1: on my left leg um, and what I've always said

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Speaker 1: is that I got it from a dog, like a

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Speaker 1: stray dog in my neighborhood. Um, but actually what happened

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Speaker 1: and is I was playing. I have an older brother

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Speaker 1: and we were like watching cartoons we were kids, and

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Speaker 1: where he liked to watch like Batman and The Joker.

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Speaker 1: And then we went outside we were like rough housing,

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Speaker 1: and you know in the shows the Batman, like he

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Speaker 1: always beats up the Joker a lot before he takes

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Speaker 1: them in, right, Um, So we weren't even being that

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Speaker 1: rough honestly. But I was really a little and I

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Speaker 1: fell on this new planter that was out on the

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Speaker 1: front porch, and that's how I tore up my leg. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but he begged me, crying, don't tell our parents because

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Speaker 1: I broke this new planner and they like loved this

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Speaker 1: landscaping that they had done out there. So we made

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Speaker 1: a pack and I said it was a stray dog.

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Speaker 1: There had been a stray dog in the neighborhood like

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Speaker 1: a month ago. We hadn't seen it since. And I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: the dog came back. And that's like the dog attacked

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Speaker 1: me and knocked over the planner, and and that's how

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Speaker 1: I hurt my leg, which, like, looking back on it,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe my mom believed that. Okay, So so

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Speaker 1: that's your dirty little secret that you you broke the planner,

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Speaker 1: but your parents never knew it was you. Well kind of.

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Speaker 1: Actually a few years ago, you know, siblings, I got

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Speaker 1: a little pissed off at my brother and I actually

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Speaker 1: told my mom what had happened, and he got in trouble.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, but he doesn't know. He doesn't know that

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Speaker 1: I told her. He thinks she just found out the

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Speaker 1: dirty little secrets from your brother that you rad it

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Speaker 1: on him. Years later. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: just that's the younger sibling dynamic, right, I mean your

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Speaker 1: mom must have loved that planner to be mad years later.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, she's big inder gardening sounds like it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well, thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Yeah, thanks for calling guys. I love

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Speaker 1: the show. Thank you. All right, let's get another one. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in it for six one that

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, and this is the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show calling you back to ask what your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is? Hi? Uh oh hi? Um, yeah I did?

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Speaker 1: I did? Okay, So do you want to tell us?

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Speaker 1: Do you have time to tell us right now? Lay

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Speaker 1: it on us? Yeah? I look. So my friends have

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Speaker 1: always kind of known me as like the weed smoker

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Speaker 1: of the group, and I like, I don't really smoke

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Speaker 1: weed anymore, and I don't really know how to tell them,

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Speaker 1: Well when did you stop? I stopped like a year ago. Um,

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Speaker 1: and you know I haven't I haven't baked, I haven't

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Speaker 1: like smoked and there. Yeah, I'm still like the weak guy,

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Speaker 1: you know, Like you know, I'm always high, I'm always

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Speaker 1: gonna be, you know, and I don't really want to

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Speaker 1: be that anymore. But it's just not it's not who

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Speaker 1: I am, you know. Okay, so your dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: is that you don't but you still do. You still

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Speaker 1: act like you do? Then, I mean, I guess I

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Speaker 1: I go along with it just because, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: we have these kind of predetermined dynamics, right, and like

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Speaker 1: I just kind of go on with it. But I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to break out of it because

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Speaker 1: it's like I'm the weak guy, you know. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well maybe become the meth guy. Try that out, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the next job. Yeah, then they won't talk to you

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Speaker 1: anymore at all. Yeah right right, Well, good luck figuring

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Speaker 1: it out. Thanks for telling us your little secret. Cool thing?

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Speaker 1: Did you bill show on demand