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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's combining two of America's favorite

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Speaker 1: stuffed pastries, pop tarts and hot Pockets, into one super

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Speaker 1: snack hot Tarts. Oh wait, that doesn't sound right. I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm down without hot honey on the pepperoni pizza.

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Speaker 1: So hot Tarts, it's breakfast, it's dinner. It's confusing. Just

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Speaker 1: eat it. Get that same mouth burning sensation by listening

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Speaker 1: to Laser Stories Sugar Pizza, the segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we have microwave laser posters and those other gluten freaks.

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Speaker 1: Just don't this first Laser Stories out of Memphis. By now,

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Speaker 1: all the good criminal nicknames have been taken Scarface, Jack,

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Speaker 1: the Ripper Body, and Clyde. But you can officially cross

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Speaker 1: another one off the list. I'm talking about the Bathroom

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Speaker 1: Vanity Villains blockbuster movie nade. I say it because the

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Speaker 1: Memphis Police Department searching for two men who were recently

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Speaker 1: caught on camera leaving a home on bikes with a

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Speaker 1: stolen vanity faucet and countertop. They literally took their bathroom out, yes,

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Speaker 1: while on bicycles carrying a whole bathroom vanity.

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Speaker 2: I've been wanting to do a remodel on my main floor,

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Speaker 2: Like if they could come and just.

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Speaker 1: Do that the removal process, that'd be great. Imagine ordering

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Speaker 1: a toilet and it shows up on a bicycle. It

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Speaker 1: happened in broad daylight at four fourteen pm last week,

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Speaker 1: and everyone saw them.

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Speaker 2: And didn't think to call the police.

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Speaker 1: Well because the house was being renovated. Oh okay, and

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Speaker 1: it didn't sound like anyone was there at the time. Interestingly,

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Speaker 1: the same house was robbed a second time last week

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Speaker 1: and the thieves got away with two TVs, an air fryer,

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Speaker 1: a coffee maker, toilet trees, paper towels, board games, and bedding.

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Speaker 1: Nobody got tam I mean that for one. So no

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Speaker 1: arrests have been made in either case. Police don't know

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Speaker 1: if the two crimes are connected, but because of the

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Speaker 1: renovation and the thefts, there isn't much left there to steal.

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Speaker 2: I would talk to my construction crew about maybe locking

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Speaker 2: the door.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, unless somebody has already came and stolen the doors

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Speaker 1: and roding them off on the bikes. That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: Are they steal them and it's like maybe they're going

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Speaker 1: to refurbish him.

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Speaker 2: And what if you go to a neighbor's house and

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Speaker 2: you're like, wait a minute, that vanity looks really familiar.

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Speaker 1: Yet to see Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 1: Out of the Friendly Skies, a couple from Iceland named

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Speaker 1: Katrine and Anton were flying to Paris when they had

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Speaker 1: a fun idea and they let the airline stewards in

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Speaker 1: on it, along with a full plane of strangers, because

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Speaker 1: they wanted to throw a full blown gender reveal party

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Speaker 1: in the sky. Hey you know what good for you guys?

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Speaker 1: Let me sleep please? Yeah, I appreciate.

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Speaker 2: You, especially a long flight like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And they just they're going to Paris. Why does

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Speaker 1: that make it feel worse? Passengers held up a pink

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Speaker 1: or blue card in order to guess what they thought

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Speaker 1: the baby's gender would be.

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Speaker 2: Dude, if they're not buying free drinks for the whole place,

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Speaker 2: I am.

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Speaker 1: Not in candy bags or something. Then the couple cut

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Speaker 1: into a sky high cake with blue frosting inside, announcing

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Speaker 1: it was a boy. Also, they have a cake that's

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Speaker 1: just kind of wild.

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Speaker 2: Deser reveals are only interesting when people are disappointed at

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Speaker 2: what they're having.

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Speaker 1: Here's a photo of the couple enjoying their lovely moment

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Speaker 1: in the back of the plane. Oh right, still, did

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Speaker 1: you want to share this with family and friends not strangers?

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Speaker 2: Strangers forced because they can't you Maybe the family and

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Speaker 2: friends didn't want to do it, like they're family and

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Speaker 2: friends are like, we're not doing that.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to do it. Katrine and Anton toasted

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Speaker 1: with champagne flutes, posed for photos, and we even got

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Speaker 1: a shout out over the intercom. Oh hey, girl, you're pregnant.

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Speaker 1: You may want to put the champagne down. And while

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Speaker 1: other gender reveals have used things like meatballs, burkeing bags,

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Speaker 1: and fake TNT, these two kept a classy midair mid

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Speaker 1: flight mid cake imagine. They're like, everyone, look over to

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Speaker 1: the left wing and the engine just blue smoke, So cute.

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Speaker 1: The couple says they'll never forget this, and neither will

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Speaker 1: the lady See eighteen B who just wanted a ginger

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Speaker 1: ale in some piece of guy. Yeah, that's held up

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Speaker 1: a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Their cake isn't even big enough to share with the

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Speaker 2: people on the plane.

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Speaker 1: They're using the drink carts to do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. His next lazer stories out of food news. Yay,

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Speaker 1: this is one of those things that ninety five percent

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Speaker 1: of us won't care about, but the other five percent

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Speaker 1: care a lot, because, as expected, McDonald's is bringing back

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Speaker 1: snack wraps. I've heard about this. I used to love those.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those are like basically those chicken tends wrapped in

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Speaker 2: a tortilla.

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Speaker 1: Is that what they ca there's finally a date to

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Speaker 1: circle on your calendar for when they return, July tenth.

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Speaker 1: It's all Thursday in case you need to call in

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Speaker 1: sick to work for it. But snack wraps debut back

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Speaker 1: in two thousand and six as a healthy option, and

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Speaker 1: they've been off the menu at most locations for almost

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Speaker 1: a decade because they just weren't selling very well.

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Speaker 2: Because remember when McDonald's. Yeah, McDonald's tried to go healthy

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Speaker 2: for a minute and then they're like, oh wait, people

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Speaker 2: don't care about the calori account on this cord.

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Speaker 1: I think the world is healthier now, like even in

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Speaker 1: fast food. So maybe it'll work this time. Yeah. It

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Speaker 1: must be one of those things that you don't know

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Speaker 1: that you miss it until they're gone, because fans have

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Speaker 1: been asking for them to be brought back for years now.

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Speaker 1: This time it'll be a little bit different because the

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Speaker 1: second coming of the snack wrap will be available as

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Speaker 1: either spicy or ranch cramy.

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Speaker 2: Both sound great, Dude, I already took those healthy snack

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Speaker 2: wraps and dipsoon in ranch you do, I'm clear, so

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Speaker 2: you do with healthy food.

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Speaker 1: Unclear how much they're going to cost, but it's probably

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Speaker 1: safe to say they'll be more expensive than they were

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Speaker 1: in two thousand and six.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also, Popeyes has countered saying they'll launch their own version

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Speaker 1: and it's much bigger. This is gonna be the chicken sandwich.

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Speaker 2: Wars all Yeah, Popeyes will out do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Let's go to your next laser story. Out of

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Speaker 1: the floss.

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Speaker 2: Pits when all the flosss go to die.

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Speaker 1: When you're in the dentists chair and they're poking and

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Speaker 1: drilling and digging and doing all sorts of horrible things

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Speaker 1: in your mouth. Uh, it feels like torture because you

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Speaker 1: know they're literally using torture devices poking at you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but this might help. A new study found it'll calm

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Speaker 1: you down and help you get through your appointment if

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Speaker 1: you just pretend that you're lying on a lounge chair

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Speaker 1: at the beach.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I mean you do usually put those sunglasses

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Speaker 2: on light.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The researchers say that one day, Dennis might even

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Speaker 1: give you VR goggles to help you picture yourself on

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Speaker 1: a beach.

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Speaker 2: That's actually pretty I've watched a movie before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just watch a movie. Yeah, yeah, I had

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Speaker 1: one that just had a giant TV's you're gonna go

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Speaker 1: watch Netflix or whatever you wanted.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do that at most children.

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Speaker 1: Stentis thinking about that VR beach to make the procedure

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Speaker 1: go a little bit smoother. But for now, you're pretty

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Speaker 1: much stuck with your imagination. But speaking of dreaming, that's

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Speaker 1: what this little guy is doing right now, dreaming of

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Speaker 1: a world where he gets to ride a jet ski

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Speaker 1: that looks like an old cowboy booth. Sure, that's this

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Speaker 1: happy place. Since sound means Laser Stories has come to

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Speaker 1: an end for the day, we'll do it again, same

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Speaker 1: time on Monday

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,