Speaker 1: Just how good are you at starting a fight? Jewel show?
Speaker 1: Be good? Do you think you can start a fight
Speaker 1: in just five words? There's a challenge online where someone
Speaker 1: asks people to start a fight in five words and
Speaker 1: you can't mention politics. Some of the answers are hilarious,
Speaker 1: and some of them will get you fired up and
Speaker 1: ready to have a sweet argument at work today. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we'll go over them next. Also call us with yours.
Speaker 1: What's your five word way to start a fight? Eight
Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one six one. We'll go
Speaker 1: over next.
Speaker 2: Where's a gentleman?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Let's get ready to them. It's
Speaker 1: a jewbile show, and just how good are you at
Speaker 1: starting a fight? But there's a challenge online where someone
Speaker 1: asked people to start a fight in five words and
Speaker 1: you can't mention politics. Some of the answers are hilarious.
Speaker 1: Also call us with yours eight eight eight three, four
Speaker 1: to three, one, six to one. We'll go over the
Speaker 1: list right now. Ways you can start a fight in
Speaker 1: five words that you can't use politics? I got it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go for it. You need to calm down. That is
Speaker 1: a great way to start a fight in five words.
Speaker 1: Anytime I've ever said that, the response is the exact
Speaker 1: opposite of what I was suggesting. You want to really
Speaker 1: get fireworks. That's how. Here are some of the other
Speaker 1: answers from how to start a fight in five words
Speaker 1: without using politics. Wine is better than ice. Wine is
Speaker 1: better than ice. That's one of the suggestions. I mean
Speaker 1: it is, So where's the argument. Somebody out there's really
Speaker 1: passionate about it. That will probably it probably made somebody
Speaker 1: very mad. Right now, you want to fight about ice
Speaker 1: over wine? I think wine is better with ice in it. Now,
Speaker 1: be chilled to start to fight in five words or
Speaker 1: less without using politics. It's a new challenge online right now?
Speaker 1: Catch up on pizza. No, yeah, that's definitely fighting words
Speaker 1: right there. Another one that people argue about a lot,
Speaker 1: hot dogs are tacos.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what. I used to work with.
Speaker 5: Somebody that would say that to me all the time,
Speaker 5: and I think it was just because he liked upsetting me.
Speaker 1: But why would you call it a taco? It doesn't
Speaker 1: have a shell. It's not a taco, first off, it's
Speaker 1: just not you know.
Speaker 5: What The other one is is hot dogs are sandwiches. No,
Speaker 5: they're not hot dog is a standalone fake. We have
Speaker 5: three different words for three different reasons.
Speaker 1: People, I know, thank you Victoria. That one will definitely
Speaker 1: start a fight in five words or less. Another suggestion
Speaker 1: from people online, Brad Pitt was never hot? Yeah? Or
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell isn't funny? Do you have a sense of humor?
Speaker 1: It's funny. I wish I had to go back.
Speaker 5: I think he's funny too, but I gotta be honest.
Speaker 5: I don't think he's always hilarious. And there's a type
Speaker 5: of gentlemen that is obsessed with everything that Will Ferrell does,
Speaker 5: that walks around trying to recreate those things.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is not funny. Will Ferrell fans, like big
Speaker 1: time Will Farrell fans are constantly trying to do Will
Speaker 1: Ferrell comedy. Oh yeah, it's not Will Ferrells, so it
Speaker 1: doesn't really work.
Speaker 5: And they're farrels, you know, like Parrel Farrell's Hello's who's
Speaker 5: this Hi?
Speaker 2: It's Rechel Hi.
Speaker 1: How are you hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 6: I'm the first time listener to yourself.
Speaker 2: And I heard someone say that hot dogs or tacos?
Speaker 2: Did you say that is what I heard?
Speaker 1: Yes, we're talking about the way you can start a fight.
Speaker 1: In five words or less, and hot dogs are tacos.
Speaker 6: Those were pretty much fighting words.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what's the point of you been saying that.
Speaker 1: Like because began hogs? Hot dogs are definitely talking.
Speaker 6: Seriously just saying that like out loud for everyone to hear.
Speaker 1: Well, in Indiana they made it a lot of their tacos.
Speaker 1: Is that where it was?
Speaker 7: I know we recorded on this What are you pubs
Speaker 7: talking about? You can't just like say things like hot
Speaker 7: dogs are talking. I'm sorry. I mean, this was my
Speaker 7: first time listening to you, but it's definitely my last.
Speaker 7: I'm offended. It's obnoxious.
Speaker 2: How do you say.
Speaker 6: Something like that? That's really bananas?
Speaker 5: Okay, I didn't realize that hot dogs were so sacred
Speaker 5: to you. Do you have a reason for that? Or
Speaker 5: tacos or tacos?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 7: I don't like sick news. Just irresponsible. I'm going to
Speaker 7: make ANCC complain. I think it's irresponsible say things you
Speaker 7: are obviously like lies and just have people think that
Speaker 7: they're true. You could get fired for that.
Speaker 2: I mean I can make a call and you could
Speaker 2: get fired that aren't true.
Speaker 1: It is irresponsible to think that hot dogs are not tacos.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know, but these are all fighting words
Speaker 5: to me right now. Good morning.
Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, I'm thinking of things like that, and
Speaker 9: then like people.
Speaker 6: Think they're actually true, so okay whatever, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, glad than you are rayed Sunshine. I guess
Speaker 1: it's true. Those words can start a fight in five
Speaker 1: words or less. She's definitely having tacos for lunch. I
Speaker 1: would love to hear that, SCC call. I would like
Speaker 1: you to kick the Jewel Show off the air. Why, man,
Speaker 1: they did something completely irresponsible this morning.
Speaker 5: What was it?
Speaker 1: They said that hot dogs are talkous? Ma'am ma'am. He
Speaker 1: really wants to kick him off here for that? Yes,
Speaker 1: everything upset that time. Where is it gonna start a
Speaker 1: fight without using politics? It's another jubile phone frame Mornings
Speaker 1: on the twenties.
Speaker 10: Hello, just Donk, just checking in, you know, DONC wife
Speaker 10: Donk from oh you know what, dude, Like, well.
Speaker 1: I guess we haven't talked on the phone because I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is my first day anyway. Like, so you're a
Speaker 1: subscriber to dot com, you know, like the virtual Assistant
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my.
Speaker 1: Name is Paul Donkler, but like you can just call
Speaker 1: me Donk. Everybody calls me Donkball, Like I'm your new
Speaker 1: virtual assistant.
Speaker 2: You're Mike what havingt Jessica?
Speaker 1: Oh you mean like the virtual assistant that you had
Speaker 1: at first or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I don't know, but they put me on
Speaker 1: the case like a couple of days ago. So I've
Speaker 1: been handling stuff for you and like, so now I'm
Speaker 1: just calling the check and you know, cause I noticed
Speaker 1: a few things about your sketch that I wanted to
Speaker 1: go over with you.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Okay, first off, when was anybody going to notify me.
Speaker 1: That there was a change? Oh dude, you know what, bro,
Speaker 1: Like I was supposed to notify you like three days ago,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But like I'm not really
Speaker 1: on it with stuff like that, so like kind of
Speaker 1: like mess that one up. But so like I'm notifying
Speaker 1: you right now, dude, Like Donk is all over it. Dude.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, this is confusing.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me this, yeah
Speaker 2: three days ago. Yeah did? And you're telling me now did.
Speaker 1: You hit the nail right on the head.
Speaker 11: I'm proud of you, you know, so then wait, so
Speaker 11: who's been carrying the work for the past three days?
Speaker 1: That would be DNK, Like I've been handling stuff like crazy, bro, already.
Speaker 1: Like I noticed one thing about your schedule that was
Speaker 1: very concerning to me, like you have no gym time, bro,
Speaker 1: And so I went ahead and like there was like
Speaker 1: a meeting tomorrow, and then like two days like another meeting.
Speaker 1: You know, I went ahead and canceled those for you,
Speaker 1: and then I plugged in like an hour each day,
Speaker 1: like we're gonna do chest tomorrow.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait wait wait. Are you telling me
Speaker 2: that you've canceled two of my meetings because I need
Speaker 2: to go to the gym.
Speaker 1: Just day tomorrow? Dude, I already put the work out
Speaker 1: on there and then Boulder Shoulders two days after.
Speaker 2: Moron.
Speaker 11: Do you understand what you just canceled on me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in
Speaker 1: the place of gym time, and like I got a
Speaker 1: question for you. Who's Jim.
Speaker 2: That's the CEO of the company.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that I worked for so well, like he
Speaker 1: was sending some emails. Dude, I didn't like the tone,
Speaker 1: so I want to have to responded on your behalf
Speaker 1: like and I told him, what's what, dude? I told
Speaker 1: him to step off and I told him, don't ever
Speaker 1: talk to you that way. Well, I pretended to be you.
Speaker 1: I hope that's okay. Like what what did you do?
Speaker 5: What did you do?
Speaker 12: Not?
Speaker 11: Why did you even talk and think of any kind
Speaker 11: of tone that you needed to think?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 2: I can't even think right now.
Speaker 11: You should not have sent a thing to anyone without
Speaker 11: bringing it to me first. And now you're telling me
Speaker 11: that you've sent emails to the CEO of the company.
Speaker 1: Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,
Speaker 1: I will let you know that you had like a
Speaker 1: presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,
Speaker 1: I went ahead and did it for you. It's already
Speaker 1: to the client. Wait wait you set the present Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: took care of it like no, prob It was super
Speaker 1: easy too. Like really, what I did was I just
Speaker 1: outlined a good plan for him, you know, like macros
Speaker 1: nutricians and workouts. You know, I included the boulder shoulder
Speaker 1: workout that you got in two days from now.
Speaker 2: No, we got to get rid of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 14: No, I'm done with you, dude.
Speaker 11: This is not how business is conducted.
Speaker 2: This is not how you treat your clients. I didn't
Speaker 2: speak to your boss.
Speaker 1: Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil
Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend. Tina set you up. Oh she said
Speaker 1: you hired a virtual assistant company and wanted to invest
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give her a call right now. She
Speaker 2: has no idea.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. Didn't cancel all your phone calls with her
Speaker 1: too for gym time.
Speaker 2: Alright, you guys wake up.
Speaker 1: Every morning with Jubile phone Franks, it's time for Nina's
Speaker 1: what's trending?
Speaker 5: See, guys, ready for a drinking game that'll really get
Speaker 5: you going through the holiday season. So remember the movie
Speaker 5: Bad Santa from two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: Thank yeah, I do, okay? It was all Thornton.
Speaker 5: Yes, that movie. So apparently it features two hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty five swear words. So the drinking game it's trending
Speaker 5: now is that every time there's a bad word, you
Speaker 5: take a drink.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a good idea that is
Speaker 1: definitely a great and bad idea at the same time,
Speaker 1: A lot like don't take a whole shot, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: you're talking a sippy sip. Yeah, that would be a
Speaker 1: hospital visit.
Speaker 15: But there's a new Have you seen the New Santa
Speaker 15: Letter to Santa movie with Jack Black?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 16: Oh, it's not Letter of Santa's Litter to state, Well,
Speaker 16: the kid writes a letter to Santa but spells accident.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so Jack Black is Satan. That's funny, but
Speaker 1: it's it's wild.
Speaker 15: I'm in this heavy debate right now whether or not
Speaker 15: to watch it with my daughter because it's PG thirteen.
Speaker 15: She's ten, right, and so some PG thirteen's hit different
Speaker 15: than other PG thirteen.
Speaker 1: So I'm in this like battle. But in her defense,
Speaker 1: she's ten going on like fifteen. Well, but she's the
Speaker 1: one who brought it up.
Speaker 15: Though she's like, I don't know, man, that's PG thirteen,
Speaker 15: Like I don't know if I should be really watching,
Speaker 15: And I was like that for her, Okay, well, yeah,
Speaker 15: I guess I'm a bad father.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch this on my own no matter what,
Speaker 1: because that was funny. Though I haven't seen that. I
Speaker 1: want to watch it. Alert really funny. He pops up
Speaker 1: and the little kids like, are you Santa? I haven't
Speaker 1: watched it. With the trailer, it's like, are you Santa?
Speaker 17: On?
Speaker 2: Yous?
Speaker 1: Nah kid, but I'll grant you three wishes? Yeah, taking
Speaker 1: her soul? He's does to get my wishes. She's like,
Speaker 1: what it might be worth it? That's funny. Well, Happy Holidays.
Speaker 1: Whatever movie you watch, you can always catch more of
Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on the podcast at the Jubeilshow dot com.
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Speaker 1: Alicia is on the phone today for our first Date
Speaker 1: follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jason.
Speaker 1: So in a little bit we're gonna call him and
Speaker 1: see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
Speaker 1: get her another date. But first, Alicia, how long has
Speaker 1: it been since you heard from Jason?
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, it's been like like two weeks.
Speaker 1: Have you tried to reach out to him?
Speaker 2: I've tried like once or twice.
Speaker 9: Like I don't want to seem crazy or anything, but yeah,
Speaker 9: I've tried a little and just nothing in response.
Speaker 1: Well, why don't you tell us about the day and
Speaker 1: how you guys met.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we met on Hinge, you.
Speaker 6: Know, as most people do these days.
Speaker 7: I know, I we plotted.
Speaker 9: We chatted for a good minute, like it was back
Speaker 9: and forth for like a couple of weeks. Actually, he
Speaker 9: suggested we do like a traditional dates to dinner, which
Speaker 9: we paid for.
Speaker 6: It was very nice.
Speaker 9: We didn't get drinks afterwards, we just sort of went
Speaker 9: our separate ways.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, I felt like it was really positive.
Speaker 9: We did tiss just a little bit, very small, very nice,
Speaker 9: and she texted to make sure I got home, which
Speaker 9: felt like a positive spine.
Speaker 6: And yeah, that was the last thing I'd.
Speaker 2: Heard from him.
Speaker 5: So what was going on during like the dinner, Like,
Speaker 5: what were you guys talking about? Did you feel like
Speaker 5: you guys were flirtatious, because I mean, to be honest,
Speaker 5: it sounds a little bit dry from you know, just
Speaker 5: that was that.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe I mean for both of you, even not.
Speaker 9: Just him, you know, I mean I thought in the conversation,
Speaker 9: like I don't want to be again, I don't want
Speaker 9: to sound crazy, but I thought this guy was really perfect.
Speaker 2: He really checked all of my boxes.
Speaker 9: Wow, And he was so he was so flirty over
Speaker 9: like the hinge messages and everything, and when we were texting,
Speaker 9: he was super flirty and I was really excited.
Speaker 2: So maybe that's why I'm sort.
Speaker 6: Of downplaying it now because I was a little I
Speaker 6: was just.
Speaker 2: So sweet and I felt like the conversation was good.
Speaker 9: I mean, obviously now I'm replaying it and I have
Speaker 9: like a million like oh my god, go did I
Speaker 9: do wrong? But yeah, I'm just kind of shocked that
Speaker 9: he hasn't. I wonder if he felt the same way.
Speaker 1: How did the kiss happen?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: It was sweet.
Speaker 9: He like walked me to my car and we were
Speaker 9: just having a nice little conversation about something completely unrelated,
Speaker 9: and then he was like can I kiss you?
Speaker 2: Which also we love consent love.
Speaker 1: He yeah, we do.
Speaker 2: Also also like a really like a green flag, Like
Speaker 2: I thought that was a really like mature, like grown.
Speaker 11: There kind of thing to do.
Speaker 9: So yeah, another positive with a.
Speaker 2: Moment from the date.
Speaker 1: Okay, is there anything you can think of that like
Speaker 1: an awkward moment or something like that that could have happened?
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't, Like I said, my ego is
Speaker 9: just probably a little bit brused by this, So I'm
Speaker 9: automatically looking at myself in the mirror, being like, am
Speaker 9: I not cute enough for this guy? Or honestly, I'm like,
Speaker 9: did my breath think a little? Did I eat something
Speaker 9: stinky at dinner? Because it was like it wasn't a
Speaker 9: quick kiss, it wasn't like prolonged and drawn out, So
Speaker 9: I thought, oh god, what if my mouth is stinky
Speaker 9: for some reason?
Speaker 6: Could have been more passionate, probably, I don't know, or
Speaker 6: like we talked about work.
Speaker 2: That was a good thing.
Speaker 9: He's got like a really great stable job in finance,
Speaker 9: and I'm a server right now. I mean I do
Speaker 9: a lot of things, but I'm a server's sort of
Speaker 9: my main source of income. And I wonder if maybe
Speaker 9: that was off putting to him. I'm not sure did
Speaker 9: he say anything when he told him that. No, he
Speaker 9: wasn't like overt me, like judgmental or anything. I mean,
Speaker 9: I mostly consider myself a creative, like I have like
Speaker 9: a multi hyphen it, like, I have a lot of
Speaker 9: things that I do, so it's you know, I think
Speaker 9: I saw myself pretty well in that regard, and hopefully
Speaker 9: he wasn't like off put by. He seemed like supportive
Speaker 9: of it. He was like, oh, that's great, like being
Speaker 9: like that was admirable for me to be, you know,
Speaker 9: juggling so many things at once and then being a server.
Speaker 6: So he was off book by it. He didn't he
Speaker 6: didn't really let all on.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 5: Maybe it was more like intimidation than a negative thing.
Speaker 5: You know, maybe it's just like, Wow, she's creative and
Speaker 5: can do so many things.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm so linear and whatever. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he is. I don't really know what he does,
Speaker 1: but I don't know.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I definitely ask him a lot of
Speaker 9: questions about it, like I think, you know, whatever, everybody's
Speaker 9: job is interesting.
Speaker 6: I like people are passionate about so.
Speaker 2: But then I'm also like, did I ask too many questions?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: And I like, you know, like police interroguce.
Speaker 1: Let's see, we can figure it out for you, so
Speaker 1: you can get out of your head on the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 10: Though.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back, and then call him
Speaker 1: and see if it' tell us why is ghosting you?
Speaker 1: And maybe get you another date? Okay, okay, guys, thanks,
Speaker 1: all right, We'll play a song come back, get your
Speaker 1: first sake follow up for next right in the middle
Speaker 1: of your first day follow up if you're just joining us.
Speaker 1: Alicia is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
Speaker 1: a dude named Jason. So we're about to call him
Speaker 1: and see if you tell us why is ghostinger and
Speaker 1: hopefully get her another date if she wants one. But first, Alicia,
Speaker 1: why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So I went out with this guy, Jason.
Speaker 2: We met on hinge. We talked for a little bit before.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard from him in two weeks and I
Speaker 2: am totally spiraling about it.
Speaker 6: We did kiss on the date, but it was.
Speaker 2: Brief, and I wonder if my breath was stinky or
Speaker 2: if I was annot on the stree. That's your recaut.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hi, maspeak to Jason please
Speaker 1: uh yeah, see hey Jason, how are you? My name
Speaker 1: is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called
Speaker 1: the Jebel Show. Hi, Jason, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, I know you guys. What do you do?
Speaker 2: Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: Sweet? We're calling you because somebody emailed us about you. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know the segment we
Speaker 1: do the first day follow up, that's where if you
Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and then end
Speaker 1: up ghosting them, they can email us to get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask why you're ghosting? Okay, So
Speaker 1: is there anybody that you can think of that you're ghosting?
Speaker 2: I mean not really, I don't know.
Speaker 18: I mean, like, you know, online dating, it's like you
Speaker 18: have like seven conversations going, you know, and it's like
Speaker 18: kind of hard to remember sometimes, like who.
Speaker 1: Is somebody who actually went on a date with?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I mean you know, it's so rare though, like
Speaker 18: you actually meet somebody on the apps that like it's
Speaker 18: actually worth going out with.
Speaker 2: And so I don't always like get out.
Speaker 18: On a date with somebody, So like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 18: really been on a lot of dates through HIMS.
Speaker 2: It's probably like one like lately that I can remember. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: it was a it was a lead show.
Speaker 1: Ye got it correct? That is hit That's who emailed us.
Speaker 1: She wants to know a wire ghostinger. She says she
Speaker 1: tried to reach out to you a few times.
Speaker 19: Uh, yeah, I mean I don't know, you know, like
Speaker 19: sometimes people are like really really good, like communicating in
Speaker 19: one style and then not so good and another one.
Speaker 2: You know, like all right, she's kind of a chat queen,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. She's great, like great at
Speaker 2: chatting on the app.
Speaker 18: Right, and like the conversation was super flirty and like,
Speaker 18: you know, it was like we're both like you know,
Speaker 18: never like leaving each other on red. Like there was
Speaker 18: a lot of just like quick back and forth and
Speaker 18: it was going really good. And I don't know, like
Speaker 18: I mean, I feel like the maybe that set things
Speaker 18: up a little like the bar a little bit too
Speaker 18: high because then like when we got in person, it
Speaker 18: wasn't as fun. Yeah, but I mean and that was okay,
Speaker 18: but like the real deal breaker was like she says
Speaker 18: she wanted a baby, and I am like.
Speaker 2: So not ready for that.
Speaker 1: Well, on the first date, yeah no.
Speaker 18: So we're sitting across from each other in the bous
Speaker 18: in the restaurant and she points over.
Speaker 2: My shoulder and she goes, I want one of those
Speaker 2: so bad, And I turn over my shoulder and there.
Speaker 19: Is this like mom with like a toddler, like you know,
Speaker 19: she's like, you know, okay when it's says and I'm just.
Speaker 1: Like, I mean, I feel like that's a little bit
Speaker 1: much on a first date. I think it's actually like
Speaker 1: I want one of those so bad. Put one in
Speaker 1: me right now.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm not saying put one in me right now,
Speaker 5: but I think it is important to have that conversation
Speaker 5: early on a date because that way you save each
Speaker 5: other time. If you're a hard known and she's a
Speaker 5: hard yes, like why even bother having a second date?
Speaker 5: This this ghosting makes sense?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean like I was totally going to take
Speaker 6: her back in my place, so like after like that happens,
Speaker 6: Like I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to risk becoming a father right now, so
Speaker 2: like that was great.
Speaker 6: Okay, sorry, Hi Jason, Hi Alicia, can I button something.
Speaker 2: I need to clarify something.
Speaker 1: Alicia is on the phone listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. If you haven't figured that out yet, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course you Okay.
Speaker 9: Okay, Hi, Hello, I hope you're doing well. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 9: I what are you talking about. I definitely do not
Speaker 9: want a baby. I did not mention that I wanted.
Speaker 2: A baby on the state are you. I'm like crazy?
Speaker 2: You you pointed over my shoulders, said I want one
Speaker 2: of those so bad, and there was like a mom
Speaker 2: with her toddler sitting right bend. No, I was pointing
Speaker 2: at the drink on somebody's table. I don't want a baby.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be weird if you did.
Speaker 2: But okay, are you serious? It wasn't. It wasn't the
Speaker 2: mom and the cooing baby behind us. No, it was
Speaker 2: the drink that was at the cheek from Europe.
Speaker 6: I am so embarrassed that you thought I was talking
Speaker 6: about that on a first date.
Speaker 2: I turned around and all I saw was mom and
Speaker 2: baby and like my like my stomach drop and you're
Speaker 2: kidding me?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 2: It was a cocktail.
Speaker 5: Be sure you don't want a baby, because you know,
Speaker 5: you see what you want to see and say what
Speaker 5: you want to say.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 9: I definitely maybe was a little quiet on the first date.
Speaker 9: Sometimes I get nervous on first dates. But I definitely
Speaker 9: would not have pointed as a child said.
Speaker 1: I want a baby.
Speaker 6: I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Well, good now that we got that figured out, Jason,
Speaker 1: would you like another date with Alicia? Will pay for it? Yeah?
Speaker 18: I mean like everything was pretty solid until that moment,
Speaker 18: and now that I know that, I completely missed that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that sounds great.
Speaker 18: God, I am so sorry I didn't ask what you
Speaker 18: were talking about. Yeah, I would if you're down.
Speaker 2: I would love to take you out again. That is
Speaker 2: completely okay, and I would love to go out with
Speaker 2: you again. Thanks for thanks for the second chance. And
Speaker 2: to be fair, I think you.
Speaker 9: Also mentioned something about taking me home that night because
Speaker 9: I was listening to everything you said.
Speaker 6: So maybe you can make.
Speaker 2: Now that I know where you stand on babies. Jules
Speaker 2: first date follow up.
Speaker 1: You know what's weird about your.
Speaker 3: Quizes, Katie, is that all the work is right and
Speaker 3: just the answers are wrong. I know that having a
Speaker 3: boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the
Speaker 3: world right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself
Speaker 3: down to get guys.
Speaker 13: To like you.
Speaker 1: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
Speaker 1: and this week it's big. Yeah, it's the one thousand
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Speaker 1: order to win one thousand dollars gift card to Macy's,
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Speaker 2: I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 2: You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
Speaker 1: I'm not attractive.
Speaker 2: All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: And this week we're not playing games because it's serious.
Speaker 1: It's the one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale, an
Speaker 1: intense tournament. We're in order to win a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 20: You have to go.
Speaker 1: Oh and if you missed yesterday Julia beat Victoria. So
Speaker 1: now Julia has to see if she can win out
Speaker 1: all the way until Friday to get that thousand dollars
Speaker 1: Macy's gift card. Julia, how you feelings? But I'm confident, confident,
Speaker 1: And Julia, guess what. There's somebody named Jason on the
Speaker 1: phone who thinks he's gonna take that thousand dollars gift
Speaker 1: card from you. Jason, do you think you're gonna take
Speaker 1: that thousand dollars gift car card from Julie? All right?
Speaker 1: Are you? That's Jason? Sounds like it.
Speaker 21: Right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're on the construction site, Okay, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Maybe don't multi time, I just don't use any use
Speaker 1: sharp projects. The game can be very interesting. All right, Well, Jason,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you on hold, okay, so that Julie
Speaker 1: can answer the questions first, and then we'll bring you
Speaker 1: back on Okay, Jason is on hold, Julie. It's time
Speaker 1: to protect your house. Wow. All right, Julie. To keep
Speaker 1: that chance at the thousand dollars Macy's gift card, you
Speaker 1: gotta beat Jason. Who's on hold? And are you ready?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 1: don't know one, just say pass, and you have to
Speaker 1: be Jason outright to win. Here we go, Julie, your
Speaker 1: time starts now. In the Santa Claus the movie, what
Speaker 1: is the name of the head elf.
Speaker 5: Nah? What is the name of a traditional Jewish food
Speaker 5: frieda and oil during Hanukkah kah in Miracle on thirty
Speaker 5: fourth Street? What department store does Kris Kringle work at.
Speaker 1: Macy? What date is Christmas Day?
Speaker 2: December?
Speaker 1: What is the traditional color of Santa Claus's suit?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, all right? Got that? In how your
Speaker 1: phone about your answers? Julie, I'm confidence. Let's do this, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's sick of confidence, no matter what. That's the way
Speaker 1: to play, all right, Julie, I'm gonna put you on
Speaker 1: hold now so we can bring Jason on Okay, okay, Jason, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, man, here's your chance to see if you
Speaker 1: can steal that chance at the thousand dollars Macy's gift
Speaker 1: card away from Julie. You ready for show? Okay? Thirty
Speaker 1: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 1: don't know one, just say pass or use your nail
Speaker 1: gun on the construction side, because that'd be cool. That
Speaker 1: might be hard to hear. And Julie has to beat you,
Speaker 1: all right to win? All right? All right, all right, Jason,
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts now. In the movie The.
Speaker 5: Santa Claus, what is the name of the head elf?
Speaker 5: What is the name of the traditional Jewish food fried
Speaker 5: in oil during Hanukkah? And the movie Miracle on thirty
Speaker 5: fourth Street? What department store does Kris Kringle work at?
Speaker 13: Maybe?
Speaker 5: What date is Christmas Day? What is the traditional color
Speaker 5: of Santa Claus's suit?
Speaker 2: Great wife?
Speaker 1: All right, time is up, Jason, good job. We'll bring
Speaker 1: Julie back on now. All right, Julie, Jason, do you
Speaker 1: have anything to say to each other before we go
Speaker 1: find out which one of you is the winner?
Speaker 2: No, I'm would be black.
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'll see of you. All right, Let's send
Speaker 1: it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
Speaker 1: did with our scoreboard producer Brad.
Speaker 15: All right, Julie got three correct and Jason got three correct.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Julie, I'm so sorry. But since you were
Speaker 1: the current winner, you have to beat the person out
Speaker 1: right to win. That means Jason Jason got you, and
Speaker 1: Jason is onto the next round to be y r
Speaker 1: right out right No, because Victoria has to beat people
Speaker 1: all right to win. So since you're the winner, you
Speaker 1: got to beat them outright to win. But don't worry, Julie,
Speaker 1: you still walk away with one hundred dollars gift card
Speaker 1: to make. Yeah, that's awesome. Thank you, Yes, thank you,
Speaker 1: and thank you for listening, and thank you for playing.
Speaker 1: And we'll get the answers here in just a second. Jason, congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're on to play tomorrow to see if you can
Speaker 1: get that thousand dollars gift card. Let's get the answers
Speaker 1: now with Nina. Give a few words. In the movie,
Speaker 1: in the Santa Claus, the name of the head elf
Speaker 1: is Bernard. No, that's a raindier. What do you else?
Speaker 14: Hell?
Speaker 5: The name of the traditional Jewish Jewish food fried in
Speaker 5: oil on Hanakhah is the Laka Lacas are So yummy
Speaker 5: Miracle on thirty fourth Street.
Speaker 1: The department story that Chris Kringle works out is Macy's.
Speaker 1: Is Chris Kringle? Sannah Sannah? Why that's his government name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: his government name is Kris Kringle. What do you want
Speaker 1: to argue about what day Christmas is also, well that one.
Speaker 5: I know it's Tamber twenty fifth, but Dany got a
Speaker 5: Christopher Allen Kringle.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, because bodies call him cap No, they
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't stand close his suit is read. That's that
Speaker 1: all right. Jason, congratulations, you're on to the play tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and Julie, thank you for playing.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yep, we'll play another round of the thousand dollars Macy's
Speaker 1: Holiday Battle Royale tomorrow, same time. So if you think
Speaker 1: you have what it takes to be Jason and take
Speaker 1: that opportunity at one thousand bucks away from him, then
Speaker 1: get ready to call tomorrow. It's time Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: Only on the Jubile Show, Irene is on the phone
Speaker 1: today for to catch a Cheater and she thinks that
Speaker 1: her boyfriend Ted of three years might be cheating. So
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can help her out. Irene, sorry're
Speaker 1: in this situation, but what's going on? Why do you
Speaker 1: think Ted's cheating? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thanks, guys, I know it kind of sucks.
Speaker 8: I yeah, I think he could be cheating because honestly,
Speaker 8: I I didn't mean to scoop snoop. I didn't mean
Speaker 8: to snoop, but I was putting like a cute little
Speaker 8: note in his backpack for work.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 12: It's something that I've been doing for a while now,
Speaker 12: and I'll like leave him sweet notes around the house.
Speaker 12: And I was like, oh, I'm going to put it
Speaker 12: in his bag so he'll find it later. And I,
Speaker 12: by the way, I really trust my partner in general.
Speaker 12: But anyway, I was doing that, and when I put
Speaker 12: the note in, I discovered some like pre paid gift
Speaker 12: cards in his backpack, like those visa you know I'm
Speaker 12: talking about.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, So I don't know, I just got this
Speaker 8: immediate thinking feeling because I gets it was adding on
Speaker 8: to this feeling I already had of.
Speaker 4: Like noticing that he's been really focused lately on things
Speaker 4: that are new to him that he's never really talked about,
Speaker 4: like self help, mental health.
Speaker 8: He has like a therapist for the first time ever.
Speaker 8: And he's also been going to the gym a lot recently,
Speaker 8: like and he's not a gym rat and he's starting
Speaker 8: to become one. And so all that has like made
Speaker 8: me a little, I guess, feeling insecure and suspicious.
Speaker 2: And then seeing the cards. I was like, God, this
Speaker 2: is not adding up. I don't know. I just have this,
Speaker 2: like tim a hunch.
Speaker 12: I guess that when someone else is uh cooking in
Speaker 12: my relationship kitchen, so to speak.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if that makes sense, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. What does he say when you're like, oh, look, babe,
Speaker 5: you're going to the gym now? Like I would assume
Speaker 5: you've mentioned something to him about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he like, you know, he keeps it close to
Speaker 2: his chest.
Speaker 8: I mean, like with all the self help stuff, he's
Speaker 8: mentioned it, but he doesn't seem to like want to
Speaker 8: get into the details.
Speaker 2: And I try to give them space around that, you know,
Speaker 2: but I do. I do feel a little insecure, and
Speaker 2: I I don't know.
Speaker 8: When I saw those Visa prepaid gift cards, my stomach
Speaker 8: kind of drops because I was like, what if he's
Speaker 8: you know, I don't know, you tell me this is crazy,
Speaker 8: but it just feels true.
Speaker 2: But I was like, what if he's hiding funds, like
Speaker 2: so he can go out and eat other people? If
Speaker 2: that makes sense, like a way so that I can't.
Speaker 5: I guess there's no unless you actually pull out one
Speaker 5: of the credit cards and find out how much money
Speaker 5: is on it, because it could be like, what if
Speaker 5: there's five dollars on one and he gives them out
Speaker 5: to people like for charity.
Speaker 1: I don't know, is there anybody that you think it
Speaker 1: could be.
Speaker 8: I mean, my brain has obviously thought about that. I
Speaker 8: just like wonder and there's no one in particular. I'll
Speaker 8: say that, but like I wonder if like if someone
Speaker 8: at work or even at the gym, or like I
Speaker 8: don't know, it's therapist in my French.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 1: You already told us what grocery store we use a
Speaker 1: rewards card member at, so we'll we'll play a song
Speaker 1: come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
Speaker 1: from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers
Speaker 1: delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
Speaker 1: sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 2: Okay, awesome, thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll play a song come back and get your
Speaker 1: to catch theeter next run in the middle of to
Speaker 1: catch a cheater if you're just joining us. Irene is
Speaker 1: on the phone, and she thinks that her boyfriend of
Speaker 1: three years named Ted might be cheating. So in a second,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
Speaker 1: grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say
Speaker 1: that he's the lucky winner of free flowers delivered from
Speaker 1: our floral apartment to anybody that he wants to send
Speaker 1: them to, and we'll see if he sends them to
Speaker 1: his girlfriend or to somebody else. But first I read
Speaker 1: before we do that, why don't you refresh our memory
Speaker 1: on your situation?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love my partner. I've never really suspected anything
Speaker 2: until recently.
Speaker 8: I was left in a love note in his backpack
Speaker 8: and I wasn't snooping, but I found some prepaid B
Speaker 8: Side gift cards in there, which kind of tripped me up.
Speaker 8: And he's been very much like into self help and
Speaker 8: going to the gym lately and just like things he's
Speaker 8: never done before. So that combo punch feels suspicious to me,
Speaker 8: like he could be going out on dates on those cards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it would be a way to hide money.
Speaker 1: So let's see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is.
Speaker 1: Horrible calling from I was looking for a rewards Card
Speaker 1: member named Ted. Yeah, I'm speaking all right, Ted. Please
Speaker 1: don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here, this month's big winner.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for shopping with us.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, all right, So what's up?
Speaker 1: Well maybe you don't know, but every single month, we
Speaker 1: choose one Rewards Card member to say thank you very
Speaker 1: much for being such a loyal customer. You've won thirty
Speaker 1: six long sim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
Speaker 1: and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
Speaker 1: want in the fifty United States, absolutely free. It's a
Speaker 1: three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 2: Woa, whoa, whoa, And there was thirty six roses. Wow
Speaker 2: wow Wow. Okay, okay, I bet so.
Speaker 1: I can take the information in just a matter of
Speaker 1: minutes over the phone. If you know who you want
Speaker 1: to send them to right now, I'm prepared to do that.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 2: I can do it now. It's fine with me. If
Speaker 2: the whole package goes to one.
Speaker 1: Place right yes, first thing I would need would be
Speaker 1: the first and last name of the person you want
Speaker 1: to send them to.
Speaker 20: All right, Yeah, they're going to go to my girlfriend Ireney.
Speaker 20: And you say candy or chocolate, right, so we'll do
Speaker 20: chocolate for her for sure.
Speaker 1: Okay, by some chocolate. Say, do you want to put
Speaker 1: anything in a card?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, just uh, I thought of you. I
Speaker 2: got I got some good luck today. I hope, I
Speaker 2: hope the gosh, I'm not, I'm not a poet here.
Speaker 2: Let me think I'll just hey, just keep it simple,
Speaker 2: like I love you, think about you every day. I
Speaker 2: hope these makes me think of me something like that.
Speaker 1: Sure, that sounds great, I can I'll just say that. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I really won't do that anyway at all,
Speaker 1: because this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm jew bl Yeah. Yeah, the whole show's here. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm Victoria. Yeah. And we do a segment of
Speaker 1: a show called to Catch a Cheeta, where if you
Speaker 1: think that your significant other might be sleeping around, you
Speaker 1: can try to catch them based on who they send
Speaker 1: flowers to. And your girlfriend Irene is actually on the
Speaker 1: phone and been listening.
Speaker 2: I babe, what what what?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Goods? What's going on? Okay, this is okay.
Speaker 12: I basically, when I was leaving you a love note
Speaker 12: the other.
Speaker 21: Day in your backpack, I found some prepaid Basic cards
Speaker 21: in there, and okay, it feels really weird and I
Speaker 21: feel like maybe you're using them for a date with
Speaker 21: other women.
Speaker 2: Whoa can you? I cannot believe what I'm hearing on
Speaker 2: the okay, oh wow on the radio. All right, look.
Speaker 22: Baby, that's not me. I mean, like with the visa
Speaker 22: gift cards, like I want them at work. I got
Speaker 22: an award like you what do you think I'm using
Speaker 22: the gift cards for? Oh baby, I'm not.
Speaker 2: You think I got there. I'm not like hiring hookers
Speaker 2: with them or something. No, baby, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: what are you doing with them? What are you doing
Speaker 2: with them? Okay? Look look, okay, all right, you always
Speaker 2: uh give me a hard time about gaming, and yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm spending it on gaming. I'm using them. I'm using
Speaker 2: to buy mod packs. Look, look I can't brings up like.
Speaker 17: On the on air.
Speaker 2: But hey look look.
Speaker 22: Yeah it's for my it's for gaming. So I mean,
Speaker 22: I didn't want to have a competition about it one
Speaker 22: to hear about it. Just I wanted my work, and
Speaker 22: I've just been using him for gaming.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it, that's it. I swear I can't believe.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 2: I believe you, but can you blame me?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: It's weird and sketchy, but like I listen, I do
Speaker 2: believe you. I just I don't. I mean like you,
Speaker 2: I know you are gaming. I don't give you a
Speaker 2: hard time for gaming. Are yes you do? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: yes you do. Like I'm just using you again. You
Speaker 2: have this moment, you have this timing where like I
Speaker 2: sit down, I put on the gear and it's like go,
Speaker 2: and it's like, no, you gotta do this. It's just
Speaker 2: like the timing you have is amazing. In that chair,
Speaker 2: admit it. You don't let me in that chair. You
Speaker 2: don't like it? Okay, like me in the chair.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 17: Look look, I mean well, I mean it's it's a
Speaker 17: big part of your life. But listen, this is better. Honestly,
Speaker 17: I'm like relieved. I am relieved.
Speaker 6: Right now.
Speaker 21: We can we can argue, tell the cows come home
Speaker 21: about your gaming too much, but I'd rather that right
Speaker 21: now than you with your women dating things.
Speaker 2: No, I'm going to give me thirty six long so,
Speaker 2: by the way, there's no flowers.
Speaker 1: There, am I just work there's no fower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy me some later. Oh all right,
Speaker 2: I mean listen.
Speaker 20: I'm a guy who you love who buys mod packs
Speaker 20: for my gaming with Visa gift cards.
Speaker 2: I am not the cheating type. Well, I hear that
Speaker 2: that's real. If anything, If.
Speaker 22: Anything, though, like obviously spending the money on like some
Speaker 22: maybe some grant that thought the Ladies of the Night.
Speaker 2: Baby, you pick one.
Speaker 1: Language to me the.
Speaker 2: Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: You might be about to make a huge mistake today,
Speaker 1: oh the Jebel Show. And not to freak you out,
Speaker 1: but when you listen to this show your family, and
Speaker 1: when one of your family members is about to step
Speaker 1: into a huge sinkhole in the middle of the sidewalk,
Speaker 1: I only have two choices. One warn them or two
Speaker 1: film them for a viral video. We're going with option
Speaker 1: one here because option two in this case would just
Speaker 1: be too weird. Our relationship expert has released a list
Speaker 1: of people you should not sleep with. We'll go over
Speaker 1: it next so we can warn you so you don't
Speaker 1: make a mistake. What if you already did, well, we'll
Speaker 1: find out make it again. We'll go over it next.
Speaker 1: It's the double Show. Picture this. We've all been there before.
Speaker 1: It's early on a Saturday morning and you wake up
Speaker 1: and you're like, man, what happened last night? That's the
Speaker 1: Jewble Show. Why does my room smell like musty roses? Oh? Musty? Man,
Speaker 1: that smell reminds me of my high school librarian. What
Speaker 1: do you start retracing your steps and remember shots with
Speaker 1: your friends? And then the door to your room opens
Speaker 1: and it's missus Tipperary. What your high school librarian? And
Speaker 1: she's wearing your shirt tell me you how much fun
Speaker 1: she had last night, and that to say thank you.
Speaker 1: She's reorganized the books in your place according to the
Speaker 1: Dewey decimal system, not miss you were a stallion. That
Speaker 1: just sounds weird. Yeah, we've all been there, Missile show.
Speaker 1: And there's a relationship Ecksport who has released a list
Speaker 1: of the people you should definitely not sleep with, and
Speaker 1: your high school librarian is on the list. Well, should
Speaker 1: be on the list, probably probably be on the list.
Speaker 1: We'll go over the list so you don't make a mistake.
Speaker 1: But these are some specific people in your life, Yes,
Speaker 1: people in your life that you should not mess around with. Okay,
Speaker 1: your barisa is one person they warn you not to
Speaker 1: do that with. Why they can make you coffee in
Speaker 1: the morning, yes, every day if you have a barista. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what they say. It says our barista's serve us
Speaker 1: big warm mugs of delicious caffeine. But the problem is
Speaker 1: if things go south, you have to find a new
Speaker 1: coffee place.
Speaker 6: To go to.
Speaker 1: Okay, but if I go north, why do you have
Speaker 1: to find a new coffee place to go to? Anyway, Like,
Speaker 1: I enjoy awkward experiences, So if I did that with
Speaker 1: a barista and I had to go back to the
Speaker 1: place because we stopped talking, I would be like, this
Speaker 1: is funny. I wouldn't you make it creepy? I would
Speaker 1: just be in my mind, I'd be like, this is hilarious.
Speaker 1: This is so awkward for both of us involved, and
Speaker 1: everyone's standing around you also like they wouldn't know it.
Speaker 5: Well, they probably would, because she probably would have been
Speaker 5: like that, Yeah, it's the guy in my head.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, I was. I didn't get a cappuccino.
Speaker 1: Why is there white pummy stuff at the time of.
Speaker 16: It?
Speaker 1: Who rose another person? This relationship expert says you should
Speaker 1: not mess around with is your sister's friend, Okay, your
Speaker 1: sister's friend for your friend's brother.
Speaker 15: It's just such a messy situation because they're constantly hanging out,
Speaker 15: they're constantly around.
Speaker 1: You try to move on, good luck. Yeah, we can
Speaker 1: kind of be kind of hot sometimes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But then if you do move on and then
Speaker 5: they're around and they try to get in the way
Speaker 5: or they like try to make other people jealous and
Speaker 5: you're not jealous, but then they make a scene.
Speaker 1: Hey, Andrew, did you sleep with somebody? Then it's awkward.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Unfortunately I made a mistake here.
Speaker 2: I actually splept with my neighbor.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've been there. What happened with that?
Speaker 14: Well, I mean we've been neighbors for about a year
Speaker 14: and a half now and we just pass each other
Speaker 14: all the time. I was making some dinner out on
Speaker 14: the barbecue, having a drink, and you know, she joined
Speaker 14: me for a drink or two.
Speaker 1: All right, it is awkward when it happens with a neighbor.
Speaker 1: Why I had that happen? One time I had a
Speaker 1: place and somebody moved in next door, and it was
Speaker 1: the same day they moved in they can order to
Speaker 1: introduce themselves and it's like hey, and I'm like, what's up,
Speaker 1: you know whatever, and then you know, give me your
Speaker 1: number if you ever need anything, right right, being neighborly,
Speaker 1: and then we started texting and then she's like, can
Speaker 1: I come over with a bottle champagne? I'm like sure.
Speaker 1: I was like, this only happens in the movie, and
Speaker 1: then it happened. And then for the next couple of
Speaker 1: months she would just come over and we would drink
Speaker 1: wine and sounds fun. Yeah, until because we weren't dating. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: so I was dating other people as well, and then
Speaker 1: she noticed that I was dating other people, and she
Speaker 1: made it very clear that she was dating other people
Speaker 1: because our bedrooms were right against each other. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're just doing that for a show to let me
Speaker 1: know that you're fine and moving off fine.
Speaker 5: There, because sometimes I actually know. They also say you
Speaker 5: should never sleep with a cop. I mean, done that,
Speaker 5: You've done that? Even Oh yeah, that go.
Speaker 1: It was fine.
Speaker 5: I had a little FDN y NYPD era while I
Speaker 5: was living in New York. I mean it was fine.
Speaker 5: Anything bad happened after nothing bad ever happened. It's just
Speaker 5: that I don't know if I really want to get
Speaker 5: into it, and just it happened. Cops aren't into privacy.
Speaker 15: Really, what do you mean like you're not going to
Speaker 15: have a lot of privacy for a cop, like, oh,
Speaker 15: let me just double check your record.
Speaker 5: Well, I felt like it was kind of the opposite,
Speaker 5: like it was always something secretive, Like it was always
Speaker 5: very private. It was always likes and stuff. So it
Speaker 5: was like different but hot, it was hot.
Speaker 1: It also says you should never sleep with your psychologists.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's hard.
Speaker 6: There.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I saw my psychologists in a bar once and
Speaker 15: you know, one thing led to another and I had
Speaker 15: to get a new psychologist.
Speaker 1: I feel like is don't sleep with your psychologist. I
Speaker 1: didn't know the rule.
Speaker 19: I just.
Speaker 1: But they know the fall Listen.
Speaker 5: I had a therapist that like ran into me out
Speaker 5: on the streets and he just waved me and ran
Speaker 5: away and in my session said I'm sorry, I'm not
Speaker 5: allowed to speak to.
Speaker 1: You outside of sessions, like that's the rule.
Speaker 2: So she did speak.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like I don't know what the rules are, but.
Speaker 16: If it has to do with talking, But then it's
Speaker 16: like like what if all she's thinking about is like mmm,
Speaker 16: I remember, like, while you're sleeping with her, like in
Speaker 16: fifth grade, Poor Brad felt like that was part of.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling right now, let's check in and
Speaker 1: see how you're feeling. I'm enjoying myself. I'm about to
Speaker 1: lose my license, but this was fun. It's time for
Speaker 1: Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited to tell you the story because I
Speaker 5: can't even believe it's real. But a Catholic nun has
Speaker 5: been arrested in a mob what. Yeah, for some reason,
Speaker 5: this reminds you of the movie Sister Act. Did you
Speaker 5: guys ever see Sister Act?
Speaker 1: Yeah, goldr Gap.
Speaker 5: No, she basically was running from crime and because she
Speaker 5: was being sought out and so she was hiding in
Speaker 5: an undery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's definitely all they're called. Wait, hold on, I
Speaker 1: need to be clear about what you say. None factory.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Okay, that's not right.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I can't think of the accurate
Speaker 5: name right now. But anyway, so, this particular nun actually
Speaker 5: is Sister Anna from Milan, Italy. She had a job
Speaker 5: where she was volunteering out of jail. So in the
Speaker 5: prison she was exploiting her role by pushing messages back
Speaker 5: and forth between different bosses.
Speaker 1: That were in the market.
Speaker 5: Who that just came out really sloppy, But you see
Speaker 5: what I'm saying, Peature, the sun walking through being lighting.
Speaker 1: This one is for you, for you, this for you.
Speaker 1: None working for the mob in the prisons.
Speaker 5: Like millions of dollars, weapons, drugs, all that stuff involved
Speaker 5: in that particular crime.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 23: Who's going to play the nun in this movie? Robert
Speaker 23: de Niro, DiCaprio is going to play the mob boss?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, who does that nun answer to the
Speaker 1: big boss?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 1: The Pope don't know exactly? Yeah, No, the pope's ever
Speaker 1: been busted. No, you can't bust the pope. But he
Speaker 1: is the head mob boss. And okay, well yep, the Godfather,
Speaker 1: Yeah he is the Godfather. Wow, Victory, he's like right
Speaker 1: under the Godfather.
Speaker 5: Victory is trying to figure out what you're saying is
Speaker 5: true direct contact contacted the Godfathers.
Speaker 1: The Godfather's canary.
Speaker 2: Yeah he is.
Speaker 1: He's the consultant, you know. The Godfather's like, Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about blowing up a mountains any thing. Wait, I
Speaker 1: don't think you should do it, boss, Okay, fine, I
Speaker 1: won't let that volcano go off. Things like that you're doing.
Speaker 1: There's actually a TV show. The mom is really funny
Speaker 1: to me. I'm actually not going to get into the show.
Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, well that's what we're gonna do there.
Speaker 5: I'm sure that they're celebrating the holidays beautifully over at
Speaker 5: the bat Again, they are my bosses.
Speaker 1: Know how to decorated, all right. I also remember, if
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Speaker 1: a Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: I knew, sweet?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 13: So, like I'm friends with a lot of DJs, and
Speaker 13: like they have a bunch of shows, and she was
Speaker 13: like a one at like one o'clock in the morning
Speaker 13: and it's so late, Like I'll go, except I'll go
Speaker 13: for like SI, I'm like, hey, I'm going to go
Speaker 13: to the bathroom, except I just go to Taco Bell.
Speaker 6: And I don't know.
Speaker 11: Ever picked up on it.
Speaker 5: I mean, you probably don't even have to show up
Speaker 5: and you can just be like, oh my gosh, you
Speaker 5: were so good last night and they went't even know.
Speaker 1: It was crazy in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got new friends.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, it wasn't really that crazy. Nobody showed up, so.
Speaker 13: I didn't even see you.
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh, well, thank you.
Speaker 1: For telling us your dirty little secret. What do you
Speaker 1: get at Taco Bell?
Speaker 2: Obviously car dropped there?
Speaker 22: Of course.
Speaker 1: I have a good day, Thank you, thank you. Bye. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Yeah, sweet, what is it?
Speaker 1: What on purpose? No, well, how did that happen? Oh
Speaker 1: so you didn't actually do that. Your sister just told
Speaker 1: you to say that.
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 1: Well, thank you, thank you for the dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: With some of the ones we get, I believe you
Speaker 1: for I too. All right, have a good day.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.
Speaker 1: So you never know where you're gonna get with the
Speaker 1: dirty little secret.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 1: The weird thing is there was somebody listening out there
Speaker 1: who was like, tell me about it, kid, So oh wait,
Speaker 1: he didn't, he didn't, never mind, never mind. Finally I'm
Speaker 1: not alone in this world. Wait a second, the still
Speaker 1: hard are you talking abouts? I'm talking about the trucker
Speaker 1: that listens at poops on his captor. Oh, what's your
Speaker 1: dirty little secret