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Speaker 1: I don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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Speaker 1: All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about?

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Speaker 2: Today?

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Speaker 3: So Olivia wants to play a phone tap on her

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Speaker 3: dear old mom, Susan. Now, Olivia thought it would be

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Speaker 3: fun to call up mom and say let her know

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Speaker 3: that she hasn't been attending college that mom's been paying for.

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Speaker 3: So I'm going to start the call from college. Here

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Speaker 3: we go.

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Speaker 2: Moms don't like this kind of call. Let's listen to

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Speaker 2: the Garret's phone tap. Hello.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so I'm Colin Collin's Worth over at university.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking for one Susan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is she.

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Speaker 4: I'm calling to ask if you have talked to your

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Speaker 4: daughter Olivia over the past few weeks.

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Speaker 2: Oh. Sure, I talked to her every day.

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Speaker 4: Okay, great, we have not seen her all semester in

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Speaker 4: any of her classes.

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Speaker 2: I know she tends classes every day. I mean I've

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Speaker 2: paid the tuition, and I mean I don't know what

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Speaker 2: you're talking about. I mean she would have told me

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Speaker 2: if there was some problem and she didn't want to

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Speaker 2: be attending classes.

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Speaker 4: Right right, right, right, right, Well, she has not been

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Speaker 4: attending classes We've checked her dorm and she has not

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Speaker 4: appeared to be there at all.

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Speaker 2: There's got to be some mistake. I mean, I know

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Speaker 2: the money's being taken out of my account every month

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Speaker 2: for her tuition and her dorm fees. There's no way

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Speaker 2: my daughter's not attending.

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Speaker 4: College right right? Right?

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Speaker 2: Are you? Are you mocking me right now?

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Speaker 4: No? No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, Well it sounds like you're being very condescending

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Speaker 2: with me.

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Speaker 4: No, that's just my dialect. I'm sorry if i'd come

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Speaker 4: across that way.

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Speaker 2: Well, yes, you're coming across very offensively. Okay, I need

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Speaker 2: to get off the phone because I need to call

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Speaker 2: my daughter in front out exactly what's going on here,

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Speaker 2: because I don't I don't understand any of this, but

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Speaker 2: I'm sure there's just some big mistake.

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Speaker 4: Okay, right, okay, have a pleasant day.

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Speaker 2: Yes you too, Hello mama? Yes, yeah, where are you class?

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Speaker 2: I just got a call from the dean's office. Oh

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Speaker 2: is that all you can? You mean you had better

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Speaker 2: explained what is going on first of all, Like.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's just it's not like always been the best

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Speaker 1: fit for me, and I decided it would be a

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Speaker 1: better life choice for me to pursue an online epty store.

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Speaker 1: You have to check it out. I make these adorable

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Speaker 1: little mittens.

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Speaker 2: Are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 1: They're actually for dogs and cats, Like they are the

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Speaker 1: cutest things and.

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Speaker 2: Knitten for dogs and cats.

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Speaker 1: I actually feel like I went about this really smart,

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Speaker 1: Like do you remember that show Shark Tank?

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Speaker 2: Like it?

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Speaker 1: I follow those rules and I feel very supported. I

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Speaker 1: met a guy like when I first moved here, and

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Speaker 1: we moved in together.

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Speaker 2: Oh wonderful. So now we're making mittens with some guide

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Speaker 2: that you met, and I've paid for your suish it

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Speaker 2: And what is your mind? Have you been? Have you

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Speaker 2: been sniffing something that I don't know about? Because this

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Speaker 2: is making no sense to me whatsoever?

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Speaker 1: Yes, mom, I have. It's called life, and I love

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Speaker 1: it and I think that you should try it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you had dreams, you had gold, you had plans,

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Speaker 2: and now you're doing mittens. Where the is my money?

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Speaker 2: The money that I have been spending for your tuition

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Speaker 2: and your dormsy.

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Speaker 1: Well, you are actually the primary investor in my exty store.

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Speaker 2: Are You've got to be kidding me? K mittens? And

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Speaker 2: I have how much of my money went to this

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Speaker 2: clown that you're now seeing.

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Speaker 1: It's not like a clown. He also has an epsy

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Speaker 1: Stanner where he invested in mustache grooming techniques.

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Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, Marian Joseph, I cannot believe this is happening.

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Speaker 2: You were not raised to be irresponsible and deceitful. Hey,

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Speaker 2: Susan pickable like.

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Speaker 4: This, Susan, who is this? My name's actually Gari from

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Speaker 4: Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And you just got

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Speaker 4: a phone tap by your daughter.

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Speaker 2: Oh wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran's phone top.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to