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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping old people feel young again.

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Speaker 1: With new auto tune hearing aids. Now every conversation with

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Speaker 1: Grandma sounds like a hit tea pain song. It's all

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Speaker 1: thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where we do weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those others aldi yas queens

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Speaker 1: just young. This first laser story is out of Great Bend, Kansas.

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Speaker 1: A nineteen year old named Clara Arnold was babysitting for

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Speaker 1: two kids over the weekend when the four year olds

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Speaker 1: came running downstairs right after she'd put him to sleep.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's annoying as a parent, even more annoying when

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Speaker 2: it's not your kid. You know.

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Speaker 1: A little boy swore that there was a monster under

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Speaker 1: his bed. So Clara took his little hand and went

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Speaker 1: back upstairs, flipped on the light and act.

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Speaker 3: No, Clara, what are you doing? Monster under the bed?

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Speaker 3: Jose Hotel buddy.

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Speaker 1: She was trying to show him. She got down on

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Speaker 1: the floor to show there was nothing there. That's nice,

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Speaker 1: except there was something there or some one. She ended

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Speaker 1: up face to face with a random man niding underneath

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Speaker 1: the child's bed, trying to give him a hug.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I did the thing. I took the kid to

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Speaker 3: the hotel.

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Speaker 1: The first sign of danger. Babysitter Clara screamed, the kid screamed,

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Speaker 1: even the man screamed an altered A little altercation ensued,

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Speaker 1: but luckily no one was hurt, and the random guy

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Speaker 1: ran downstairs and out the front door. How did he

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Speaker 1: get in like a window? Cops responded immediately, and while

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Speaker 1: they didn't get him that night, they were able to

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Speaker 1: capture him the next day. So apparently he used to

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Speaker 1: live at the house the girl was babysitting.

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Speaker 3: Out, so maybe he knew how to get in there.

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Speaker 3: He still had a key.

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Speaker 1: No word on why he broke in or why he

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Speaker 1: was hiding under the bed, but he was arrested on

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Speaker 1: a multitude of charges. As for the kid, he's probably

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Speaker 1: sleeping peacefully every single night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's the opposite.

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Speaker 1: They go in, They're like, we're gonna check for monsters

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Speaker 1: just in case, but I didn't think there were any.

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Speaker 1: Let's just look, I checked.

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Speaker 3: The closet too.

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Speaker 1: This next La stories out of Florida. At least this

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Speaker 1: lady has a fun answer when people ask what are

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Speaker 1: you in for? Oh, because forty four year old Alison

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Speaker 1: Fetting allegedly flashed a gun at a dairy queen near

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Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale and told the cashier to give her all

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Speaker 1: the money in the register.

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Speaker 3: Dang dairy queen.

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Speaker 2: Bro I would tell her to give me all the blizzards,

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Speaker 2: give me the new Oriel thing.

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Speaker 3: Give it quicker.

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Speaker 1: The thing is. For some reason, the register got stuck

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Speaker 1: and it wouldn't open all the way, so Alison grabbed

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Speaker 1: what she could from their tip jar and took off.

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Speaker 3: So it was armed robbery of the tip.

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Speaker 1: Jar, and when officers came to investigate, they found she

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Speaker 1: got away with a whopping oh dollar fifty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you buy yourself a small blizzard. And that amount of.

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Speaker 1: Money didn't stop the cops from tracking her down though,

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Speaker 1: and she was arrested and thrown in jail. They should

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Speaker 1: binger bond like two dollars and fifty cents.

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Speaker 2: If she would have just done it without a gun,

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Speaker 2: nobody would have ever probably even put any energy.

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Speaker 1: You know, in the end, the buck fifty doesn't really

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Speaker 1: matter as much as the robbery with the firearm, that's

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Speaker 1: the big deal. So apparently she could get anywhere between

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Speaker 1: three and five years behind bars.

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Speaker 3: She scared the workers to death.

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Speaker 1: All tell him over a dollar and a half dark.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer story is out of trend town. If

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Speaker 1: you call a kid brace face these days, they might

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Speaker 1: take it as a compliment.

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Speaker 3: Oh my daughter wants braces so bad.

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Speaker 1: I'm like because the Washington Post just ran a huge

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Speaker 1: article saying old school braces are cool. Now, this is crazy.

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Speaker 3: I dare someone to rock some headgear. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Dang, an orthodontist and Tucson, Arizona, told the paper that

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Speaker 1: kids beg for metal braces instead of things like in visiline,

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Speaker 1: and he says they become a weird sort of fashion symbol.

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Speaker 1: Another dentists in California agreed with that. He said it

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Speaker 1: started about a year ago and now more and more

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Speaker 1: patients are excited to get braces.

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Speaker 2: It's so cool though, Like, I know they're still bullying

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Speaker 2: going on and stuff in different ways, but like the

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Speaker 2: stuff that.

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Speaker 3: I would have gotten bullied for.

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Speaker 1: Just so normal face braces make you bleed out your mouth,

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Speaker 1: which is hard cool. Yeah, A handful of influencers and

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Speaker 1: celebrities have made them trendy. Some may have even gotten

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Speaker 1: them just for show. Even they don't need to straighten

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Speaker 1: their teeth.

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Speaker 2: I mean, instead of a grill, we're just getting fake

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Speaker 2: bracelesta plus take your retainer up two chains.

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Speaker 1: A dental assistant in Brooklyn who's twenty four recently opted

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Speaker 1: for the metal braces, saying no shade to invisi line.

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Speaker 1: But it's kind of boring to me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no shade is funny.

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Speaker 1: That's where it's at. This next Lazer story is out

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Speaker 1: of brew topia. This is the important kind of science

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Speaker 1: that we need to be doing more of. Oh goodness,

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Speaker 1: self chilling beer cans have finally arrived.

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Speaker 3: For any beverage. I mean, think about it, what does

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Speaker 3: that mean?

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Speaker 1: The startup in the UK has been working on something

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Speaker 1: called a cool can. It looks like an ordinary can

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Speaker 1: until you check the bottom of it, and there's a

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Speaker 1: little power button that activates the beer cooling technology.

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Speaker 2: Double rainfall. Oh my gosh, is it gonn electrocute us

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Speaker 2: if we get too much.

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Speaker 3: Water in the cooler.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming they worked out all the kinks on this,

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Speaker 1: but like Jose said, it also works on soda or

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Speaker 1: any kind of liquid. So here's some photos from my host.

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Speaker 1: You can check them out on our Insta stories at

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Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey. But it works like this. There's an

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Speaker 1: inner wall like insulated mugs have, and you push the

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Speaker 1: power button, which blends water with a mix of salts,

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Speaker 1: and it causes a cooling reaction to happen.

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Speaker 2: It's like when you make ice cream in a ziploc bag.

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Speaker 2: You know, you shake with the.

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Speaker 1: Salt, so the outside of the can gets freezing cold

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Speaker 1: in a few seconds. The only disappointing part is it

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Speaker 1: still takes a while to chill the beer because it's

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Speaker 1: not gonna happen in fin aluminum. Now, depending on how

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Speaker 1: hot it is, it could take up to ten minutes

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Speaker 1: for your drink to get cold.

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Speaker 2: You suck.

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Speaker 3: It feels like.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna spend ten dollars for one can of beer

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Speaker 2: because this is so expensive.

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Speaker 1: No, that's the thing. They don't think it's gonna cost

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Speaker 1: any extra money to make these for normal cans of beer. Really,

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Speaker 1: And they say the best part is the cooling reaction

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Speaker 1: continues every time you take a sip, and it could

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Speaker 1: stay cold for up to forty five minutes. I mean that's.

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Speaker 3: Actually really cool.

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Speaker 1: I mean, imagine like an outdoor concert, like a festival.

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Speaker 3: In the summer perp.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those festivals that charge you thirty two dollars for

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Speaker 2: one can already.

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Speaker 1: Not to mention, these cans can also be recycled, so

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Speaker 1: they're good for the want. They're all five bucks on.

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Speaker 1: They're already in talks with major beer makers along with

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Speaker 1: Coca Cola and Red Bull.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of cool. This is gonna be great.

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Speaker 2: What that's got it go?

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Speaker 1: It's very cool. And speaking of a guy with a

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Speaker 1: button on his underside, he has a run. You can

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Speaker 1: press it, but it's probably not going to cool him down.

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Speaker 1: Actually might do the opposite. And that sound means Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 1: do it again the same time on Monday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.