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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings. That's twenties. Hello, chirp, chirp, What hello, I said, chirp, chirp. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Who who is it? I say it a little louder

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Speaker 1: for you, I said, ok go, excuse me, I don't

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Speaker 1: have time. Position. Is this Derek? Yes? This is Derek. Derek. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Derek. Is this? Who is this? It's not

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Speaker 1: important what my name is right now. The only thing

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Speaker 1: that's important is for you to know that I got

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Speaker 1: a parking ticket from you the other day. So I

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Speaker 1: tracked on your phone number because I want to have

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Speaker 1: a conversation with you about birds. How did you get

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Speaker 1: my phone number? That's not important right now. How did

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Speaker 1: you know that I was parked illegally? With it? The birds? Listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what the hell

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Speaker 1: you talking about. That is my job. I gave out

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Speaker 1: a lot of tickets. I'm talking about the fact that

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Speaker 1: you gave me a ticket. And I want to know

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Speaker 1: which one of your birds ratted me out. So nobody

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Speaker 1: ratted anybody out. That's my job. Okay, you were birds.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember the birds. The birds, the birds work

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Speaker 1: for you, Okay, which one of the birds threaded me out?

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Speaker 1: I need to know right now, what are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that the birds work for

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Speaker 1: the government and they're not actually animals, they're drone and

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Speaker 1: I want to know which drone told you that I

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Speaker 1: was parked illegally so you could come and give me

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Speaker 1: a ticket. I'm not blaming you. You're moron. So you

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Speaker 1: were probably parked in the wrong spot and I saw

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Speaker 1: your car and I gave you there. I can see

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Speaker 1: that you're Derek. It sounds like you're a little annoyed,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to let you know. I'm not

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Speaker 1: blaming you. I'm blaming the birds. I just well, I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't want to which bird it is. I don't like

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Speaker 1: the fact that you gave me a parking ticket and

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Speaker 1: the birds that are droned for the government ratted me

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Speaker 1: out to you. I'm gonna hang up on you. Quit

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Speaker 1: protecting their Hello. Hi, this is Sergeant Dankler calling from

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Speaker 1: Police Precinct Internal Affairs. I was looking for Derek. This

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Speaker 1: is Derek, but I don't I don't know who the

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Speaker 1: hell Sergeant Danklers. I'm sorry, I'm with internal affairs. We

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Speaker 1: haven't met before, but I'm calling you because I need

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Speaker 1: to speak to you about something because your phone number

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Speaker 1: showed up on a list on the internet and I

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Speaker 1: need to see if you've gotten any phone calls from

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some guy just literally called me complaining about

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Speaker 1: a parking ticket. All right, I don't tell he's talking

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Speaker 1: about what was he? Uh? Talking about birds being drones

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Speaker 1: for the government? Yeah? Yeah, Okay, did you tell him

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Speaker 1: anything in particular, like giving him give him any kind

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Speaker 1: of info at all on your job or you or birds?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't so, no, I was. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to know how the hell he got my number.

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Speaker 1: I just need to ask you if the birds are

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Speaker 1: government drones or not? And are they watching people? You

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Speaker 1: need to ask me if the birds are governed. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I need to ask you because it's to me again.

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Speaker 1: Oh my God, I sing you up and I got

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Speaker 1: you what birds? Hold on me so I can shooting

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Speaker 1: my baby gun. Okay, who is this you call me again?

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'm gonna find out where you

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Speaker 1: live and I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna break

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Speaker 1: all the bones in your body. A little sh Okay,

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Speaker 1: well then I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call,

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Speaker 1: and this is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your wife. Kendrick set

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Speaker 1: you up. What Yeah, it's a joke. She says that

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Speaker 1: you you work in parking enforcement and people get pissed

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Speaker 1: at you a lot, so I figured, why not call

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Speaker 1: you up with one of the weirdest phone calls I

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Speaker 1: think I've ever done. Are you? Oh my god? The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand