Speaker 1: Have you ever been cheated on It's the Jewble Show?
Speaker 1: Or have you ever been worried that your significant other
Speaker 1: might be doing the Cesa shuffle with someone else?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, you're in luck because scientists have also been worried
Speaker 1: about your significant other doing the blanket waltz with an
Speaker 1: unapproved dance partner a blanket because they just released the
Speaker 1: study of the five people that your partner is most
Speaker 1: likely to cheat with. Oh okay, great, and we'll go
Speaker 1: over it next, so you can see if your partner
Speaker 1: might be doing pillow pilates with the wrong instructor. Right
Speaker 1: after this, it's next, It's the Dubal Show. Is your
Speaker 1: partner doing the bedroom boogie with someone else? Oh? It's
Speaker 1: the Doebil Show.
Speaker 2: I hope not.
Speaker 1: But if you're curious, so are scientists. Because scientists just
Speaker 1: did a study has been released. That's the five people
Speaker 1: that your partner is most likely to cheat with. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll go over it right now. Also, real quick, remember
Speaker 1: I'm performing this Saturday in Olympia at the Capitol Theater.
Speaker 1: You can get tickets for that if you just go
Speaker 1: to the Jebilshow dot com, click on stand up or
Speaker 1: go to jebel Fresh dot com. But that's the Olympia
Speaker 1: Theater this Saturday, so we'll see you there. What the
Speaker 1: person you're supposed to be with, but the five types
Speaker 1: of people that your partner is most likely to cheat with,
Speaker 1: we'll go over it right now so that you can
Speaker 1: make sure they never talk to any of these people, okay,
Speaker 1: or if they are, they're definitely cheating. Just know that
Speaker 1: any conversations at all, they're cheating. Okay. Their ex is
Speaker 1: fifth on the list. Oh yeah, I mean that makes sense, right.
Speaker 2: I don't know, though, I know I've known people who've
Speaker 2: talked to their ex because they've been like friends at
Speaker 2: their ex after they've broken up. But they was really
Speaker 2: cordial and they.
Speaker 1: Said minds with two exes, And if they ever wanted to,
Speaker 1: absolutely not, because I remember what the relationship was like
Speaker 1: and I don't see them that way at all anymore,
Speaker 1: you know, like if we ever do talk, I haven't
Speaker 1: talked to them in a long time, but if we
Speaker 1: ever did talk, I literally don't even look at them
Speaker 1: that same way, because you know, when we're with somebody
Speaker 1: and then you break up a lot of times it's.
Speaker 2: Like, ew, how did I ever do that? Yeah, they're gross.
Speaker 2: You can evolve that way, then that's safe. But there
Speaker 2: are instances where instances where you break up with them
Speaker 2: because you can't actually be with them, but you still
Speaker 2: find them very attractive. So the last thing you want
Speaker 2: to do is be alone in a room with them.
Speaker 2: I've got three that I can count that you don't
Speaker 2: want me alone in life? Yeah, they're just there's that
Speaker 2: chemistry like in the movies. Yeah, it's real, like you
Speaker 2: just can't help yourself. Once that door has opened, it's
Speaker 2: hard to really close that thing. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, because you're just like, well, you have already
Speaker 2: done it, Like who cares? Not like I would cheat,
Speaker 2: but but you know what I mean, Yeah, I would
Speaker 2: never cheat. It's like you're taking a vacation back to
Speaker 2: a vacation spot.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like, what is another type of person
Speaker 1: that your partner is most likely to cheat with?
Speaker 2: A stranger online? I say that I hate because you
Speaker 2: know what, that's absolutely what it is. These people are
Speaker 2: out here looking for them. Though you don't randomly meet
Speaker 2: a stranger, you like look for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I think when people do that, they
Speaker 3: think it's well stakes right, it's like not a real
Speaker 3: person in their real life. They think they can go
Speaker 3: do a flirty flirt, make flirt on the internet and
Speaker 3: be done with it.
Speaker 2: But when you take a bite out of the make flirt,
Speaker 2: then you really get trouble.
Speaker 1: The other type of person that your partner is most
Speaker 1: likely to cheat with. You probably want to find someone
Speaker 1: to date or be married to that doesn't work out
Speaker 1: because someone at the gym is so common.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: They say? Exercise is a great way to maintain physical
Speaker 1: and mental health, but it may also be an opportunity
Speaker 1: and a great way to find someone to cheat with.
Speaker 2: It's so messed up. I didn't know that I was
Speaker 2: participating in a cheat. Well, it was somebody that from
Speaker 2: the gym that I, you know, hooked up with a
Speaker 2: few times. And then I realized that he lived with
Speaker 2: his girlfriend. When she was like she approached me at
Speaker 2: the gym, like she confronted me there really, so when
Speaker 2: I went to him, yes, So when I went to
Speaker 2: him and I was like, what do you think you're doing?
Speaker 2: You live with your girlfriend? You told me that this
Speaker 2: was at the gym, at the gym, all at the
Speaker 2: gym in there. His excuse, though, is like, it's just testosterone,
Speaker 2: you know when she travels for a world I just
Speaker 2: we just have this really great rapport here. So what
Speaker 2: was really wild? You're just still like you see me
Speaker 2: working out in here, Nina look at arms like I pretty.
Speaker 3: Much eat weights, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You know what that does? That creates a lot of
Speaker 1: actually test austerone And can't blame me for those decisions.
Speaker 2: I should have known. No, there was girls stuff in
Speaker 2: the house, was there, But he had a roommate.
Speaker 1: And his room.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Those weren't lies. It was just a test asterone. I
Speaker 1: went in the bathroom like when you were on the
Speaker 1: couch and all was like test asterne stop lying to
Speaker 1: just check dude. Testosterone just took over.
Speaker 2: In the world.
Speaker 1: Guys are ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, Yeah, it's very is the.
Speaker 1: Other type of person that your partner is most likely
Speaker 1: to cheat with the neighbor. Oh, so many extramarital temptations
Speaker 1: hide in plain sight, namely across the street for next door.
Speaker 1: Research shows that married couples are more likely to cheat
Speaker 1: with their neighbors most mostly because infidelity is often motivated
Speaker 1: by the opportunity and neighbors are usually right there.
Speaker 2: Messed up there. You become friends with them, you become
Speaker 2: almost like family, You watch their kids, you go on
Speaker 2: vacation together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't have to walk very far. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can get it in the mailbox.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, especially in apartment buildings, times you're like, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, I don't even realize we live in the
Speaker 2: same building. Oh wow. And then like the men I know, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't realize in the same building, but.
Speaker 1: Across the hall, stop taking the trash out. You're gone
Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes every single time you take the trash out,
Speaker 1: and you're taking it out four times a day.
Speaker 2: I feel like cleanliness so shady.
Speaker 1: And the number one person that they say your partner
Speaker 1: is most likely to cheat with is their colleague at work.
Speaker 2: I knew it.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, in the space.
Speaker 3: I have never been into a coworker. Really, I don't
Speaker 3: know what it is like, I don't I don't know what.
Speaker 3: Like when I walk through the doors at work, that
Speaker 3: whole part of my brain is like you, yeah, like
Speaker 3: I'm just ready to get the thing done. I don't
Speaker 3: know what that's about. Like everybody I know, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: you see so and so were oh so and so
Speaker 3: son up. So so I'm like, I know, I didn't
Speaker 3: know any of this was going on.
Speaker 1: I usually try to keep relationship stuff out of work,
Speaker 1: although I wasn't accidental cheater just like Nina one time.
Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, I was working at a restaurant restaurants
Speaker 1: are like, and I was in my shift and we
Speaker 1: had a well no, actually, I was starting my shift
Speaker 1: and we had a changing room that you would change
Speaker 1: into your uniform in, right, because it was a classy joint. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the uniforms that we had to wear. But I was
Speaker 1: changing and there was a knock on the door and
Speaker 1: I opened it up and it was just one of
Speaker 1: the other servers and then she just came in and
Speaker 1: then wow. But that same night there was a trainee
Speaker 1: on the schedule who I had to train. It was
Speaker 1: her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: She just go and with you, yeah.
Speaker 1: Test acer, And I guess I felt so bad for.
Speaker 2: That because I didn't know.
Speaker 1: And she was like after after that, she's like, by
Speaker 1: the way, you're training my boyfriend tonight. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: at serving or what we do? Does he need help
Speaker 1: with that too? I don't know. It was so awkward,
Speaker 1: I thought sound terrible. I didn't tell him I couldn't
Speaker 1: man like it was such a nice guy too, and
Speaker 1: I'm like no, but I didn't know beforehand, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You imagine.
Speaker 1: And he invited me to come back to his alsome
Speaker 1: play video games after too. She said yes, I did
Speaker 1: say yes. I felt so bad the whole time. It
Speaker 1: was terrible.