WEBVTT - BONUS - Scientists know what 5 ppl your partner will cheat with

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been cheated on It's the Jewble Show?

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<v Speaker 1>Or have you ever been worried that your significant other

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<v Speaker 1>might be doing the Cesa shuffle with someone else?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're in luck because scientists have also been worried

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<v Speaker 1>about your significant other doing the blanket waltz with an

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<v Speaker 1>unapproved dance partner a blanket because they just released the

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<v Speaker 1>study of the five people that your partner is most

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<v Speaker 1>likely to cheat with. Oh okay, great, and we'll go

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<v Speaker 1>over it next, so you can see if your partner

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<v Speaker 1>might be doing pillow pilates with the wrong instructor. Right

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<v Speaker 1>after this, it's next, It's the Dubal Show. Is your

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<v Speaker 1>partner doing the bedroom boogie with someone else? Oh? It's

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<v Speaker 1>the Doebil Show.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope not.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're curious, so are scientists. Because scientists just

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<v Speaker 1>did a study has been released. That's the five people

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<v Speaker 1>that your partner is most likely to cheat with. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll go over it right now. Also, real quick, remember

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<v Speaker 1>Theater this Saturday, so we'll see you there. What the

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<v Speaker 1>person you're supposed to be with, but the five types

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<v Speaker 1>of people that your partner is most likely to cheat with,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll go over it right now so that you can

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<v Speaker 1>make sure they never talk to any of these people, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>or if they are, they're definitely cheating. Just know that

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<v Speaker 1>any conversations at all, they're cheating. Okay. Their ex is

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<v Speaker 1>fifth on the list. Oh yeah, I mean that makes sense, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, though, I know I've known people who've

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<v Speaker 2>talked to their ex because they've been like friends at

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<v Speaker 2>their ex after they've broken up. But they was really

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<v Speaker 2>cordial and they.

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<v Speaker 1>Said minds with two exes, And if they ever wanted to,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely not, because I remember what the relationship was like

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't see them that way at all anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like if we ever do talk, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>talked to them in a long time, but if we

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<v Speaker 1>ever did talk, I literally don't even look at them

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<v Speaker 1>that same way, because you know, when we're with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>and then you break up a lot of times it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, ew, how did I ever do that? Yeah, they're gross.

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<v Speaker 2>You can evolve that way, then that's safe. But there

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<v Speaker 2>are instances where instances where you break up with them

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<v Speaker 2>because you can't actually be with them, but you still

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<v Speaker 2>find them very attractive. So the last thing you want

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<v Speaker 2>to do is be alone in a room with them.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got three that I can count that you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want me alone in life? Yeah, they're just there's that

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<v Speaker 2>chemistry like in the movies. Yeah, it's real, like you

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<v Speaker 2>just can't help yourself. Once that door has opened, it's

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<v Speaker 2>hard to really close that thing. Yeah, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, because you're just like, well, you have already

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<v Speaker 2>done it, Like who cares? Not like I would cheat,

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<v Speaker 2>but but you know what I mean, Yeah, I would

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<v Speaker 2>never cheat. It's like you're taking a vacation back to

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<v Speaker 2>a vacation spot.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It's like, what is another type of person

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<v Speaker 1>that your partner is most likely to cheat with?

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<v Speaker 2>A stranger online? I say that I hate because you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, that's absolutely what it is. These people are

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<v Speaker 2>out here looking for them. Though you don't randomly meet

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<v Speaker 2>a stranger, you like look for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess I think when people do that, they

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<v Speaker 3>think it's well stakes right, it's like not a real

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<v Speaker 3>person in their real life. They think they can go

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<v Speaker 3>do a flirty flirt, make flirt on the internet and

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<v Speaker 3>be done with it.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you take a bite out of the make flirt,

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<v Speaker 2>then you really get trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>The other type of person that your partner is most

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<v Speaker 1>likely to cheat with. You probably want to find someone

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<v Speaker 1>to date or be married to that doesn't work out

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<v Speaker 1>because someone at the gym is so common.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>They say? Exercise is a great way to maintain physical

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<v Speaker 1>and mental health, but it may also be an opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>and a great way to find someone to cheat with.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so messed up. I didn't know that I was

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<v Speaker 2>participating in a cheat. Well, it was somebody that from

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<v Speaker 2>the gym that I, you know, hooked up with a

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<v Speaker 2>few times. And then I realized that he lived with

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<v Speaker 2>his girlfriend. When she was like she approached me at

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<v Speaker 2>the gym, like she confronted me there really, so when

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<v Speaker 2>I went to him, yes, So when I went to

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<v Speaker 2>him and I was like, what do you think you're doing?

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<v Speaker 2>You live with your girlfriend? You told me that this

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<v Speaker 2>was at the gym, at the gym, all at the

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<v Speaker 2>gym in there. His excuse, though, is like, it's just testosterone,

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<v Speaker 2>you know when she travels for a world I just

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<v Speaker 2>we just have this really great rapport here. So what

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<v Speaker 2>was really wild? You're just still like you see me

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<v Speaker 2>working out in here, Nina look at arms like I pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>Much eat weights, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that does? That creates a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>actually test austerone And can't blame me for those decisions.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have known. No, there was girls stuff in

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<v Speaker 2>the house, was there, But he had a roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>And his room.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Those weren't lies. It was just a test asterone. I

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<v Speaker 1>went in the bathroom like when you were on the

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<v Speaker 1>couch and all was like test asterne stop lying to

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<v Speaker 1>just check dude. Testosterone just took over.

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<v Speaker 2>In the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys are ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes, Yeah, it's very is the.

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<v Speaker 1>Other type of person that your partner is most likely

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<v Speaker 1>to cheat with the neighbor. Oh, so many extramarital temptations

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<v Speaker 1>hide in plain sight, namely across the street for next door.

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<v Speaker 1>Research shows that married couples are more likely to cheat

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<v Speaker 1>with their neighbors most mostly because infidelity is often motivated

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<v Speaker 1>by the opportunity and neighbors are usually right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Messed up there. You become friends with them, you become

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<v Speaker 2>almost like family, You watch their kids, you go on

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<v Speaker 2>vacation together.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you don't have to walk very far. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you can get it in the mailbox.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Like, especially in apartment buildings, times you're like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my gosh, I don't even realize we live in the

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<v Speaker 2>same building. Oh wow. And then like the men I know, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't realize in the same building, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Across the hall, stop taking the trash out. You're gone

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<v Speaker 1>for fifteen minutes every single time you take the trash out,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're taking it out four times a day.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like cleanliness so shady.

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<v Speaker 1>And the number one person that they say your partner

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<v Speaker 1>is most likely to cheat with is their colleague at work.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>What Yeah, in the space.

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<v Speaker 3>I have never been into a coworker. Really, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what it is like, I don't I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Like when I walk through the doors at work, that

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<v Speaker 3>whole part of my brain is like you, yeah, like

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just ready to get the thing done. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what that's about. Like everybody I know, it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you see so and so were oh so and so

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<v Speaker 3>son up. So so I'm like, I know, I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know any of this was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I usually try to keep relationship stuff out of work,

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<v Speaker 1>although I wasn't accidental cheater just like Nina one time.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what Yeah, I was working at a restaurant restaurants

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<v Speaker 1>are like, and I was in my shift and we

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<v Speaker 1>had a well no, actually, I was starting my shift

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<v Speaker 1>and we had a changing room that you would change

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<v Speaker 1>into your uniform in, right, because it was a classy joint. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the uniforms that we had to wear. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>changing and there was a knock on the door and

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<v Speaker 1>I opened it up and it was just one of

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<v Speaker 1>the other servers and then she just came in and

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<v Speaker 1>then wow. But that same night there was a trainee

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<v Speaker 1>on the schedule who I had to train. It was

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<v Speaker 1>her boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>She just go and with you, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Test acer, And I guess I felt so bad for.

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<v Speaker 2>That because I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like after after that, she's like, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, you're training my boyfriend tonight. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>at serving or what we do? Does he need help

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<v Speaker 1>with that too? I don't know. It was so awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought sound terrible. I didn't tell him I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>man like it was such a nice guy too, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like no, but I didn't know beforehand, you know, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>And he invited me to come back to his alsome

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<v Speaker 1>play video games after too. She said yes, I did

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<v Speaker 1>say yes. I felt so bad the whole time. It

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<v Speaker 1>was terrible.