1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,719 Speaker 1: Have you ever been cheated on It's the Jewble Show? 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: Or have you ever been worried that your significant other 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: might be doing the Cesa shuffle with someone else? 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 2: Oh? 5 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 1: Well, you're in luck because scientists have also been worried 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: about your significant other doing the blanket waltz with an 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: unapproved dance partner a blanket because they just released the 8 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,240 Speaker 1: study of the five people that your partner is most 9 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: likely to cheat with. Oh okay, great, and we'll go 10 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: over it next, so you can see if your partner 11 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: might be doing pillow pilates with the wrong instructor. Right 12 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: after this, it's next, It's the Dubal Show. Is your 13 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: partner doing the bedroom boogie with someone else? Oh? It's 14 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 1: the Doebil Show. 15 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 2: I hope not. 16 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,239 Speaker 1: But if you're curious, so are scientists. Because scientists just 17 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 1: did a study has been released. That's the five people 18 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: that your partner is most likely to cheat with. Okay, 19 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: we'll go over it right now. Also, real quick, remember 20 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: I'm performing this Saturday in Olympia at the Capitol Theater. 21 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: You can get tickets for that if you just go 22 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: to the Jebilshow dot com, click on stand up or 23 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: go to jebel Fresh dot com. But that's the Olympia 24 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 1: Theater this Saturday, so we'll see you there. What the 25 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: person you're supposed to be with, but the five types 26 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: of people that your partner is most likely to cheat with, 27 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: we'll go over it right now so that you can 28 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,839 Speaker 1: make sure they never talk to any of these people, okay, 29 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 1: or if they are, they're definitely cheating. Just know that 30 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 1: any conversations at all, they're cheating. Okay. Their ex is 31 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,479 Speaker 1: fifth on the list. Oh yeah, I mean that makes sense, right. 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,759 Speaker 2: I don't know, though, I know I've known people who've 33 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 2: talked to their ex because they've been like friends at 34 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 2: their ex after they've broken up. But they was really 35 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 2: cordial and they. 36 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: Said minds with two exes, And if they ever wanted to, 37 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: absolutely not, because I remember what the relationship was like 38 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: and I don't see them that way at all anymore, 39 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: you know, like if we ever do talk, I haven't 40 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: talked to them in a long time, but if we 41 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: ever did talk, I literally don't even look at them 42 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: that same way, because you know, when we're with somebody 43 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: and then you break up a lot of times it's. 44 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 2: Like, ew, how did I ever do that? Yeah, they're gross. 45 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 2: You can evolve that way, then that's safe. But there 46 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 2: are instances where instances where you break up with them 47 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 2: because you can't actually be with them, but you still 48 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 2: find them very attractive. So the last thing you want 49 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 2: to do is be alone in a room with them. 50 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,360 Speaker 2: I've got three that I can count that you don't 51 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 2: want me alone in life? Yeah, they're just there's that 52 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 2: chemistry like in the movies. Yeah, it's real, like you 53 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 2: just can't help yourself. Once that door has opened, it's 54 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,639 Speaker 2: hard to really close that thing. Yeah, you know what 55 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 2: I mean, because you're just like, well, you have already 56 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 2: done it, Like who cares? Not like I would cheat, 57 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 2: but but you know what I mean, Yeah, I would 58 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 2: never cheat. It's like you're taking a vacation back to 59 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 2: a vacation spot. 60 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: You know. It's like, what is another type of person 61 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: that your partner is most likely to cheat with? 62 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 2: A stranger online? I say that I hate because you 63 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 2: know what, that's absolutely what it is. These people are 64 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 2: out here looking for them. Though you don't randomly meet 65 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 2: a stranger, you like look for it. 66 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I think when people do that, they 67 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 3: think it's well stakes right, it's like not a real 68 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 3: person in their real life. They think they can go 69 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 3: do a flirty flirt, make flirt on the internet and 70 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 3: be done with it. 71 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,799 Speaker 2: But when you take a bite out of the make flirt, 72 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 2: then you really get trouble. 73 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: The other type of person that your partner is most 74 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 1: likely to cheat with. You probably want to find someone 75 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 1: to date or be married to that doesn't work out 76 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: because someone at the gym is so common. 77 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that? 78 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 1: They say? Exercise is a great way to maintain physical 79 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: and mental health, but it may also be an opportunity 80 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: and a great way to find someone to cheat with. 81 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 2: It's so messed up. I didn't know that I was 82 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 2: participating in a cheat. Well, it was somebody that from 83 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 2: the gym that I, you know, hooked up with a 84 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 2: few times. And then I realized that he lived with 85 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 2: his girlfriend. When she was like she approached me at 86 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 2: the gym, like she confronted me there really, so when 87 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 2: I went to him, yes, So when I went to 88 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 2: him and I was like, what do you think you're doing? 89 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 2: You live with your girlfriend? You told me that this 90 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 2: was at the gym, at the gym, all at the 91 00:03:53,360 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 2: gym in there. His excuse, though, is like, it's just testosterone, 92 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 2: you know when she travels for a world I just 93 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 2: we just have this really great rapport here. So what 94 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 2: was really wild? You're just still like you see me 95 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:16,039 Speaker 2: working out in here, Nina look at arms like I pretty. 96 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 3: Much eat weights, you know what I mean? 97 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 1: You know what that does? That creates a lot of 98 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:28,160 Speaker 1: actually test austerone And can't blame me for those decisions. 99 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 2: I should have known. No, there was girls stuff in 100 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 2: the house, was there, But he had a roommate. 101 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: And his room. 102 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 2: You know. 103 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 1: Those weren't lies. It was just a test asterone. I 104 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: went in the bathroom like when you were on the 105 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 1: couch and all was like test asterne stop lying to 106 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 1: just check dude. Testosterone just took over. 107 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:52,719 Speaker 2: In the world. 108 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 1: Guys are ridiculous. 109 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 2: Sometimes, Yeah, it's very is the. 110 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: Other type of person that your partner is most likely 111 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: to cheat with the neighbor. Oh, so many extramarital temptations 112 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: hide in plain sight, namely across the street for next door. 113 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,479 Speaker 1: Research shows that married couples are more likely to cheat 114 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,840 Speaker 1: with their neighbors most mostly because infidelity is often motivated 115 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: by the opportunity and neighbors are usually right there. 116 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 2: Messed up there. You become friends with them, you become 117 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 2: almost like family, You watch their kids, you go on 118 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 2: vacation together. 119 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't have to walk very far. Yeah, 120 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 3: you can get it in the mailbox. 121 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, especially in apartment buildings, times you're like, oh 122 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 2: my gosh, I don't even realize we live in the 123 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 2: same building. Oh wow. And then like the men I know, I. 124 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,480 Speaker 3: Didn't realize in the same building, but. 125 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:49,800 Speaker 1: Across the hall, stop taking the trash out. You're gone 126 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes every single time you take the trash out, 127 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,599 Speaker 1: and you're taking it out four times a day. 128 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 2: I feel like cleanliness so shady. 129 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: And the number one person that they say your partner 130 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: is most likely to cheat with is their colleague at work. 131 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 2: I knew it. 132 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 1: I was. 133 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:08,599 Speaker 2: What Yeah, in the space. 134 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 3: I have never been into a coworker. Really, I don't 135 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 3: know what it is like, I don't I don't know what. 136 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 3: Like when I walk through the doors at work, that 137 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 3: whole part of my brain is like you, yeah, like 138 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 3: I'm just ready to get the thing done. I don't 139 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,920 Speaker 3: know what that's about. Like everybody I know, it's like, oh, 140 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 3: you see so and so were oh so and so 141 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 3: son up. So so I'm like, I know, I didn't 142 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,279 Speaker 3: know any of this was going on. 143 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: I usually try to keep relationship stuff out of work, 144 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 1: although I wasn't accidental cheater just like Nina one time. 145 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, I was working at a restaurant restaurants 146 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,479 Speaker 1: are like, and I was in my shift and we 147 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,359 Speaker 1: had a well no, actually, I was starting my shift 148 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: and we had a changing room that you would change 149 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 1: into your uniform in, right, because it was a classy joint. Yeah, 150 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: the uniforms that we had to wear. But I was 151 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 1: changing and there was a knock on the door and 152 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: I opened it up and it was just one of 153 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: the other servers and then she just came in and 154 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 1: then wow. But that same night there was a trainee 155 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: on the schedule who I had to train. It was 156 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: her boyfriend. 157 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 2: She just go and with you, yeah. 158 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 1: Test acer, And I guess I felt so bad for. 159 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 2: That because I didn't know. 160 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,320 Speaker 1: And she was like after after that, she's like, by 161 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 1: the way, you're training my boyfriend tonight. I'm like, oh, 162 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: at serving or what we do? Does he need help 163 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: with that too? I don't know. It was so awkward, 164 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 1: I thought sound terrible. I didn't tell him I couldn't 165 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: man like it was such a nice guy too, and 166 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: I'm like no, but I didn't know beforehand, you know, Yeah. 167 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 2: You imagine. 168 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: And he invited me to come back to his alsome 169 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:50,680 Speaker 1: play video games after too. She said yes, I did 170 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: say yes. I felt so bad the whole time. It 171 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,040 Speaker 1: was terrible.