1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,840 Speaker 1: Well, let's get to your phone tap, and today we 2 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: call a woman whose apartment is about to undergo a 3 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: major reconstruction. Okay, that's why we have Jose pose as 4 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:11,960 Speaker 1: the leasing manager to tell her, actually, the damage is 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: a lot worse than we originally thought of it. Yeah, so 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,479 Speaker 1: it might be a little bit tougher to get in 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: and out of her apartment. But you know what, just 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 1: like Jose is in real life, he has a totally 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: practical solution and he knows it's gonna work for everyone 10 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: for sure. You'll hear in your phone tap right now. 11 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:41,279 Speaker 2: It's on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Reggie from 12 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 2: the leasing office. 13 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:46,239 Speaker 3: Is this Aaron? This is how can help you? Hi, erin? 14 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 2: I was just checking in. I don't know if you've 15 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 2: seen all the things that we posted around the building. 16 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 2: We've been putting a lot of flyers in your mailbox 17 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 2: two about the construction in the hallway. It's going to 18 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 2: be starting next week. 19 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, seen them? 20 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 2: Okay, good. Well, the construction guys were here earlier today 21 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 2: and they were doing some prep work, and it turns 22 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:08,960 Speaker 2: out it's a lot worse than they thought. Okay, there's 23 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 2: a leak in the roof, and apparently that water kind 24 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 2: of got into the walls and all into the floors. 25 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 2: You know, everything is wood and there's just dry rot everywhere. 26 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 2: So we kind of need another way for you to 27 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 2: access your unit. 28 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to understand. So you're telling 29 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 3: me that I need to find another way to access 30 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 3: my unit because there's a lot of damage. 31 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just way too dangerous, you know, with all 32 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,119 Speaker 2: the repairs going on, and I mean the floors are 33 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 2: literally falling apart. 34 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 3: I can't go into my apartment. Is that what you're 35 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,559 Speaker 3: telling me right now? I just want to be very clear. 36 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 2: Well, I have good news and bad news. Technically, you 37 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 2: are correct, we can't allow you in the unit, but 38 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 2: just not through the front door. 39 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 3: Well, then, how the hell am I going to get 40 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 3: into my apartment? 41 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 2: I thought of that, and we came up with a solution. 42 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 2: I went to Craigslist and I found an old defunct 43 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 2: airline that's selling off their emergency slides, you know, the 44 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 2: emergency exit slides. 45 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 3: Okay, so at. 46 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 2: Least there's a way for you to get down because 47 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 2: they're inflatable and they're twitch. 48 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 3: I am hearing that I have to use a disflatable. 49 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 3: What in flair? In oh inflatable? I'm sorry. 50 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,080 Speaker 2: Imagine we'll attach the slide to your balcony window, because 51 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 2: thank goodness, you have a window, right and then you 52 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 2: just slide on down boom. You can park right there, 53 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 2: or imagine that, get off the slide right into your car. 54 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 3: I am just so frustrated right now that you are 55 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 3: asking me to go down a slide, which, by the way, 56 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 3: sounds very unsafe. 57 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 2: I wouldn't say unsafe. I mean we tested it with 58 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 2: a dog and he seemed super happy sliding all the 59 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 2: way down. 60 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 3: Stop, okay, stop, I don't know what you're telling me 61 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 3: at this point. None of this makes sense. And what 62 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 3: am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to 63 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 3: get into my apartment? How about that? 64 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 2: That's the best part. We ended up getting a cargo 65 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 2: net from a condemned trampoline park. It's really smart. 66 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,519 Speaker 3: Insane, you're insane. 67 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that. I mean, you just climb up. 68 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 2: It's pretty safe unless you get stuck halfway up. What 69 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 2: we well, we we had to put an emergency whistle 70 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 2: up there in case you gets stuck. Because it is 71 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 2: no it is a little steep. It's the fourth floor. 72 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 3: I am not climbing up a ladder. 73 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 2: Well, it's not a ladder, it's a cargo net. 74 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 3: So that's not climbing up a cargo net. That's bad news. 75 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 3: I'm going home. I'm going to pack my s and 76 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 3: I'm going to leave. I'm candling my lease today. 77 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 2: Okay, well, at this point I should let you know 78 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 2: that you really can't access your apartment when you climb 79 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 2: up the net. You're gonna have to go into a 80 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 2: guy named Mike's apartment. It's down the hall from yours. 81 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 3: Okay, right now, I'm not going to Mike's apartment. 82 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 2: Do you like the monkey bars? 83 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 3: Shut up? 84 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 2: Because we have monkey bars for you. You can't touch the floor. 85 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 2: It's like a game of lava. 86 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 3: It just hired you. You sound like the biggest idiot 87 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 3: I have ever heard. How do you have a job? 88 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 2: You know what? Brooke and Jeffrey asked me that same 89 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 2: question every day. They're like, how do you work at 90 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 2: the radio station and just mess with people and be 91 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 2: silly all day? I don't know how I do it either. Yeah, 92 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 2: Like what I'm doing with you right now? This break 93 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 2: phone call? Your sister Delilah set you up. 94 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 3: How do you know, Delilah, because this is actually a 95 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 3: prank phone call. 96 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 2: My name's Lse from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey 97 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 2: in the Morning. 98 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god. 99 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,479 Speaker 2: Your sister told us that you've been complaining a bunch 100 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 2: lately because they have so much construction going on in 101 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 2: your building right now, so she knew you'd be ready 102 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 2: to blow. 103 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 3: Okay, So my apartment's okay, right, yes, well, okay, thank 104 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 3: god for now. 105 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 2: We still did put the slide in, just because it 106 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 2: sounds like a lot of fun, right. 107 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 3: You know, I'm good, I'm really good. Thank you. 108 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 2: All right, it's your dry rote. 109 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 3: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, 110 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.