WEBVTT - Mo Welch Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:14.440 And I invited you here. I thought I made myself 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:21.239 perfectly clear. But you're a guest to my home. You 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:27.240 gotta come to me empty And I said, no guests, 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:34.320 you're a presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:35.760 So how. 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:38.240 Did you dare to surbey me? 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:56.120 Welcome to I said, no gifts, I'm pretchard wine girl. Well, 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:57.680 what what's happening? There? 0:00:57.880 --> 0:00:58.040 Is? 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:03.160 At least the last I knew. There was a silver 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:06.720 Kia going about ninety five miles an hour down the 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:11.400 one thirty four who was not happy when I changed 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:15.800 into his lane doing the speed limit. And I just 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:19.479 want to apologize to him, Sir, I hope you find peace. 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:25.000 I hope you get wherever you need to be on time. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.319 That was a little I'm rattled. I'm a little rattled, 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:34.240 but I also have some good news. Last night, it 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:37.000 was time for bed, I went to close the shade 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:40.160 on the back door, and as I did, I looked 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:45.759 down and underneath the gate, a little skunk came squeezing 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:50.680 under and headed into the backyard. And I I have 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.600 not felt a rush like this since I went indoor skydiving. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.279 It was such a thrill to see that little skunk 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:59.880 on its way somewhere I don't know where, doing some 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.560 business in my backyard. It's welcome anytime. It was so 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.520 truly eight inches away from me, and there was no 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:09.320 fear of being sprayed, So it was really it was delightful. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:13.280 It was a fun surprise before bed. Ah, is there 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.840 anything else we should discuss? These are probably the two 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:19.840 most important pressing things in the world, so then we 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:23.040 can move into the podcast. I just adore today's guest. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:25.440 I think she's so funny. It's mo welch Mo. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.440 Welcome to is said, no gift, Thank you so much. 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:31.639 Oh. Have you had any sort of skunk interaction? 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:35.400 Uh? Yeah, we used to have something that kind of 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.680 lived under the house and they go in and out. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:39.440 There's a lot of skunks where I live. 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.640 Plastic amount of skunks in Los Angeles. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:42.120 Yeah. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:43.800 Did you ever get to see skunk babies? 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.880 I don't know if I've had the pleasure. I've seen 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:50.600 some maybe teen teens teenskuk. 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:55.240 Smoking in our backyard, some like mini pepe le pews. Yes, 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.640 did you were you ever like around? Was there any 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:02.000 fear of getting sprayed? 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:05.560 I'm just I'm fearful that my dog will get sprayed. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:06.680 So that's kind of the night. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:10.239 So my dog is old, and so even last night 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.680 he wants to go out like four times. My sleep 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:16.720 is so broken because it's yes, and but I have 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:19.440 to I basically have to go outside and watch him 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.320 go to the bathroom because I don't want to. There's 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:24.280 raccoons too, so I'm like, I don't want Oh that's 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:25.440 even more hoodies. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.480 Oh god, your dog is a target. I know how 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:28.960 old is he? 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.440 He's like a hundred. I don't know he's so because 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:37.120 I adopted him, right, and I tell the story on stage, 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.640 but it's it is true that that when we got him, 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.800 they said he was two, and then our vet said 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:42.640 he's at least ten. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.720 Oh my god, this is an orphan situation. Yes, the 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:49.080 movie Orphan. Do you remember this movie? They adopt a 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:50.840 little girl and find out that she's like fifty. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.640 This is exactly what it is. I gotta write that down. 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.800 Oh my god, that's exactly what happened to you. And 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.000 now I've just recently found out there's I can't write 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:03.280 commend this documentary because it's garbage. But it's called like 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:06.360 the Curious Case of Natalie Grace, which is you know 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:07.600 so much that you've watched it. 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:08.360 Of course I did. 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:11.600 Well, then maybe you can tell me what happened because 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:12.520 I had to turn it off. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.360 I still don't. I feel like it wasn't Maybe it's 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:17.359 just me. Maybe I also don't watch the end of it, 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:19.480 but I was like, I feel like it wasn't conclusive. 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.479 I feel like they were just like, well, well, never 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:22.560 know how old she is. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.760 It's so annoying. I know, it's like it truly to me, 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:27.839 is like the perfect thing for me to watch. If 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:29.320 it had been well made, I would have watched a 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.560 thousand episodes. Yeah, but it's like, I don't feel like 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.280 I'm gonna get answers here, and it doesn't feel like 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:37.400 the people being interviewed Noah, still know what's going on. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.240 I think it should be illegal too. If you don't 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.880 have an ending to your documentary to make us go 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:44.719 through seven hours not. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:46.800 A moral thing to do. 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:50.760 Find a birth certificate, hire a private detective. 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.960 Get to Eastern Europe and find out where this person 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:56.640 came from, find out if she can drink legal things. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:58.560 So annoying, it's really. 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.000 Annoying, and it's like, yeah, because now you can't tell 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.360 me what happened. We just have to kind of kind 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.719 of speculate as to whether or not she was four 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:08.520 or if she was ninety eight, right, and I was 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:08.919 so on. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:12.600 They did do a good job of like sariness in 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:15.040 the direction of like, Okay, she's definitely old, and then 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:17.240 the next one I'd be like, wait, she's young. Though. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.080 I was going back and forth. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:23.200 And there's ever really an expert at least for I 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.560 gave up pretty early. But it's like they're talking to 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:30.280 the dad the son in the basement, and then like 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:31.840 some nosy neighbor. 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.400 Right, you're just like it felt like Hollywood, where you're 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:36.440 just like, well, how old is she? Like is she young? 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:37.400 Is she old? Well? 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:41.880 Never know, you could ruin her career, right, Everybody loves 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:44.719 her for how young she is, and meanwhile she's trying 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:48.040 to kill her family. That was another thing where it's 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.400 like she should I think this is about where I 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.200 turned it off, which actually was kind of an exciting part. 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:56.560 She showed up in the parents' bedroom holding a knife, right. 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.560 But there was no evidence, Sorry. 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:00.159 There was no evidence, and she didn't kill them, she 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:02.720 didn't attack, right, So she may have just found the 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:04.359 knife and needed to know where it needed to be 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:05.160 put or something. 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:07.440 In the middle of the night. Mommy, Dad, I want 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:08.120 a sandwich. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:09.000 I'm cleaning up. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:12.880 How do I make a sandwich again? I have the knife. 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.880 I have the biggest possible knife. So, but you watched 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:17.360 all of it? 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:21.280 I think I did, which is it's terrifying that I 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.919 forget everything, you know. I think my brain makes me 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:25.480 forget because it's like, well, what if you want to 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:27.520 watch this again and enjoy it? Like Am of Thrones. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:31.720 Yeah, it's kind of a self preservation thing. That's kind 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:33.360 I think maybe that's a good way of looking at it, 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.880 because I forget everything as well, rather than thinking, oh, 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:39.960 I just have no retention, media retention whatsoever. No, it's 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.279 my body saying you want to enjoy this again? 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:44.040 Yes? Yes? 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.400 Have you seen any good documentaries recently? 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:48.320 Uh? 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:49.800 I think so? 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.120 Have you seen the Cup Courts? Have you seen the one? 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.039 And we've already talked about this on this podcast. But 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.400 the Man who wants to Live Forever? 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:59.880 I haven't that. It's like Netflix is like, I promise 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:03.240 you should watching this, please watch this, and I just 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:06.280 keep going I just don't want to watch it. I 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:08.240 can't get myself to watch it. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.480 I mean, I will say that one has some pretty 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:14.239 clear answers. The answer you're looking for is this man normal? 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:14.760 Right? 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:16.640 And you find that out pretty quickly. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.640 And he's telling you immediately how old he is. 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:23.280 Yes, that's differently between Yeah, so these kind of go 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:24.040 hand in hand. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.080 Maybe that's where I got the idea to make it. 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:29.720 He's like, I'm going to outdo that documentary. I'm going 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:31.640 to tell people how old I am and how old 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:37.080 I could be twenty two. No, I watched that. It's 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.800 truly insane. And then, I mean, news keeps coming out 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.000 about him because he's out of his mind, is constantly 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:46.000 trying to stay in the news cycle. And this is 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:49.080 an unfortunate piece of news that I learned yesterday. He's 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:51.640 now God, I don't even know if I want to 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:55.840 talk about this on a podcast. He is now posting screenshots, 0:07:55.840 --> 0:08:00.000 he's tracking his nightly erections and his sons and their comparison. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.080 Oh wow, and how is his son? 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:05.640 The son's nineteen? Okay, So this, like, if this gives 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:08.600 you any idea of what we're dealing with, right, it's 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.120 it's uh, And I can't imagine how he's now dealing 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:13.640 with the air quality in Los Angeles. 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:16.320 I mean, remember when dads just wanted to play catch 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:17.040 with their sons. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:24.800 Another erather era. Now they're having their DNA edited. They're 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:29.920 basically brainwashing their children into giving them their blood. It's uh, 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:31.400 am I selling this documentary? 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:35.000 Well it's I mean, yeah, that's the wrong sign in Netflix. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:38.120 I mean, look at us trying to get specials over here. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:39.280 We can't get a fucking. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.480 Special to get a fifteen minute. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.640 Yeah take my blood, man's got it blid. 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.520 Oh okay, So you've got skunks living under the house. Ultimately, 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:53.240 that's what's important. Yes, yes, do you have to get like, 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:54.680 do you have to call animal control? 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.280 Yeah? They we did call them, and they got rid 0:08:57.360 --> 0:08:59.120 of them in an okay, in. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.000 A human way where they like the hook that they 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:01.680 pull them out. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:05.199 I have no idea how they really do it. I think, yeah, 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:08.640 they're like, we signed you up for improv classes. Everyone out. 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:16.880 Everyone had to Franklin. Yeah, this is the first real 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:19.120 close encounter I've had with wildlife in the last of 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:20.600 a while. I feel like the fires are kind of 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.319 making these animals go all over the place. 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.240 Man. Imagine living on the West Side and then as 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:27.880 it's skunk. And then all of a sudden, you're on 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:28.439 the east. 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:31.839 Side, you're headed past Western, you're on the. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.160 Five, and you're just like, I never thought this would 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:36.080 be my life again. 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.840 You have your passport, a few pictures of your family. 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:40.520 She was like, well, I might as well go to 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:41.640 kitchen Mouse while I'm here. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:50.000 Sorry, local reference kitchen Mouse two locations. Wow, everybody had 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.840 to kitchen Mouse. Actually, I will say the last time 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.319 I was a kitchen mouse, I had a pretty messy sandwhich. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.080 I as my worst fear. 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:58.160 Horrible fear. 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:00.840 I hate that. I also think if you sell a sandwich, 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:03.560 I do think that you should cut off that the 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.400 ends so that it's not messy on the end where 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:07.400 the lettuce is falling. 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.920 Should that shouldn't touch your hands? Yeah, that's a really 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:11.439 good point. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.880 I think it should just like, go to Natalie Grace, 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:17.040 get that knife, trim up your sandwiches. La. 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.040 Yeah, I don't want to feel lettuce on my palm. 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:21.040 Yeah, who wants that? 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:24.199 No, I just want the bread there. That's wow, you're 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.800 making an excellent point. I mean, having a really good year, 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:30.120 you're finally turning it fround. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:30.880 Yeah. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.880 I wonder though, like aesthetically, is that going to look 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:36.360 too clean? 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:41.240 It's gonna look like a perfect parent, like the parent 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:44.480 who spends too much time on the sandwich, right right, 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.280 and your kid just wants beans. 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:49.400 We all know children just kind of on a bag 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:51.600 of beans at school. They want to be the kid 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:52.960 at school who brought beans. 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:58.079 They want the lunch that Uncle Buck packed. I don't know. 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:01.360 It was like disgusting and all the kids just got 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:03.240 the lunch tavel And then he opens up. He's like, 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:06.080 anybody want to trade? And all the kids go, and 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:06.920 all the chairs go. 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:11.240 There's like smoke from the speeding off. Wow, So is 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.000 that what happens to Uncle Buck? He's a bad parent. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.440 Uncle, but he's the uncle and he has to take 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:19.200 over as the parent. And he doesn't know what he's doing. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.040 He's gambling, he's going bowling. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:23.240 He knows exactly what he's doing. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:29.000 Yeah, he's it's the greatest movie of all time. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:30.240 What happened to the parents? 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:30.920 Uh? 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.600 They had to go to Indianapolis because Uh, one of 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:36.160 the dad had a heart attack. 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:39.000 The grandpa and that's the nearest. Oh the grandpa, so 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:39.360 had to go. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:43.839 They just moved to Chicago. Oh god, teenager the teenager 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:47.240 was like, well, maybe maybe he wouldn't have a heart 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:51.320 attack if wouldn't move, or like she's just like she's moving. Yeah, 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:54.040 she's mad about moving. She's not really fitting in in 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:55.440 the suburbs of Chicago. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:58.800 The grand the stress gave the grandpa heart attack. 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.880 Yeah, where kids? Yeah this stress? 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.240 What are we supposed to take away from this movie? 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:07.920 Uncle Buck Got his life together? 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:12.280 And it's Macaulay Culkin is the he's the kid pre 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:13.160 Home Alone? 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:17.720 Yes, interesting, right before Home Alone. And Gabby Hoffman. 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:21.240 Gabby Hoffman, Oh my god, wow, is she the sister? 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:24.080 She's the sister? Well, I mean she's not the teenager. 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.560 Then there's a teenager who's like it was like a 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.240 crush of mine growing up. 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:29.000 Who is it? 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:29.480 Oh? 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.520 No, oh her car is over. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.600 Yeah, I feel like she's in things. But she kind 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.360 of has like an Elizabeth shoe, like the like she'd 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.240 be like the mean Elizabeth shoe. 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.960 Okay. The only like teen I can remember from that 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.040 period that was always kind of the surly teen is 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:49.120 Juliet Lewis. Yeah, she's always kind of like annoyed that 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:51.720 something was happening in the family, and she was cool 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.840 and she was always cool, but an outcast about an 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:58.480 outcast and a scientologist. Yeah, and so that kind of 0:12:58.480 --> 0:12:59.840 fed into every movie that she was. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:00.520 Yes. 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:07.160 Wow, So this was an early tease for Macaulay being 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:09.480 kind of left by his parents. They saw him in 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:12.679 this movie, said, people love to see this child about 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:13.559 his parents. 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:14.880 That was the genre. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.559 Yeah, let's build another movie around this concept. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.280 I wonder if he did any other. 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.959 Interesting I wonder if he got kind of typecast. 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.440 Yeah, what was the one that he did, The party 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:26.160 Monster one? 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.280 Oh, do his parents leave town and he becomes the 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:28.960 party monster? 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:33.360 It's like, absolutely those parents weren't around from what I remember. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:37.280 Let him go to the limelight. Yeah, and then he 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:39.800 becomes a that's a true story, right, he's like a murderer. 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:45.840 I think so again my memory. I mean, he wants 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:46.720 me to watch it again. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.320 It's very Home Alone in a way. He's like left 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.160 to his own devices and then is hurting people that. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.360 I think it's the follow up to Home Alone. I 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.840 think what happens is just like, well, my parents abandoned me, 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:05.280 and then he just becomes a mon star in platform shoes. Yeah. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.960 Wow, there's that. There's Richie rich I don't know what 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:12.480 happens to the parents, and that people liked, Well, the. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:16.679 Parents aren't available. Yes, I feel like the butler or 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:21.360 somebody is his friend. And then I know and then 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.680 the other the other kids come over and he's got 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.680 Oh god, that was such like an aspirational. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.200 Oh yeah, he's like the sling shot that shoots you 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.720 across the yard or whatever. Where are the parents? They 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:31.520 have to go to Dubai. 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.080 Where were the parents? So they leave again they must, 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:36.800 even if they're on the other side of the mansion, 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:37.720 you're not seeing them for. 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:40.680 A while, right, They're just too busy with their own money. 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:44.800 And then Richie rich God knows where his money's coming from. 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:45.600 Yeah. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.040 I remember when I was a PA early in LA 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:49.760 I had to go around to different like places that 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:52.560 props or whatever. And I remember being in a place 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:55.960 that created must have been like fake magazines or something, 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:57.720 but they had one framed on the wall that was 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.800 I think it was Time or Busy this Insider, And 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.200 I had Macaulay Culkin from that movie and it said 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.760 chair Boy of the Board, so it was obviously from 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:09.520 that movie. I want that in my own house. Wow, yeah, great, 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:09.960 fake man. 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.840 I have to get that way hold on. I gotta 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:12.880 get that as a gift. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:20.360 I am I just leaving well, I mean, speaking of gifts, 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:24.800 I mean you brought it up. There's something I'd like 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:29.360 to talk to you about. I'm not comfortable getting into 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:32.760 this topic at all. It's something I rarely have to do, 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.240 so I hate that you've put me in this position. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:38.680 I was excited to have you here today on the podcast. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:42.520 I thought mo will come by, I'll brag about my 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:47.880 skunk story, She'll leave feeling less than and we'll move 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.320 on with our lives. So I was a little surprised. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.680 It was a little shocked, I'll be honest, when I 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.920 saw you come trotting in holding a gift bag the 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:01.360 podcast is called. I said, no gifts. We have, you know, 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.200 mutual friends who have been on the podcast before you 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:10.640 obviously received emails. I assumed you would get it. So 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:13.520 I don't know what's the meaning of this gift. 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:19.760 I mean, when you become a parent, okay, and you 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.720 start having to go to all of these parties, you 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.160 feel like such an idiot when you come empty handed, 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:28.120 and a lot of these birthday parties they tell you, hey, 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.120 no gifts, right, And I'm like, I always feel really 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:33.760 bad for the kid. And I know they're just trying 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.520 to be good for the environment or whatever. But all 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:38.880 these LA parties they say do not bring gifts, and 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:44.440 I'm the only one that comes in Santa Claus herself 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:50.280 with a nice shiny truck for little Johnny. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.440 Okay, so you kind of just feel like this is 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:58.400 an extension of that behavior. Yes, well it's in this 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:02.760 beautiful mushroom bag. Should I open it here on the podcast? 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:04.320 I mean, I would love for you too. 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:11.080 Okay, let's get into it here. Let's see here, we've 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:18.240 got some tissue and we're reaching in, we're pulling out. Oh, 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:21.440 so we're looking at a piece of clothing. Here, it's 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:25.480 some sort of t shirt. Oh, it's a twenty twenty 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:29.960 two champions the City of Burbank ball. Oh basketball, Yes, this. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:32.160 Is clearly. 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:39.439 I saw a net beneath, which is based obviously a 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:43.800 basketball net, but my brain immediately jumped to volleyball. I 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:46.119 think it's because volleyball is a sport that scares me most. 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.240 Yeah, it is scary. That ball comes very it's bad. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:52.480 So it's terrifying to me. No, this is basketball. Were 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:53.280 you on this team? 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:56.640 Okay? So because I'm in Burbank right now at the studio. 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.880 I thought to myself, listen, I don't know if you've 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:02.320 ever won a championship, especially a rec league basketball with 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:05.359 women who are all over the age of thirty five 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:09.560 basically walking down the court. But I have, and I 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:11.919 know what it feels like to be a winner. And 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:15.119 I wanted you to have that same feeling. And I 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:17.960 can't wait to see you wearing that around town. 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:20.560 Interesting assumption that you would think that I've never won 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:27.359 anything accurate, but a big swing on your part. I 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.119 would say, I'm not trying to think if I've won 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:34.919 any sport thing ever. No, I have gone trophies. 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:36.080 What are the trophies for? 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:38.240 Well, I was on im from you. I was on 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:41.399 the Junior Jazz for a few years, and you know 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:44.480 they would give you a trophy regardless of skill level 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:48.680 or comprey. Yes, whatever you added to the team. 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:50.399 Was John Sockton your coach? 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:53.080 I wish, my god, I would have loved to have 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:56.439 John stocks as a coach. He was my hero, fellow 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:58.919 short person. He's short, right, yeah. 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:01.159 Well, he's also a guy that like he's just one 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:03.280 of those guys that if he's wearing regular clothes. You're like, 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:06.560 there's no way this man plays basketball. And I love 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:09.160 people like that. You're like, there's absolutely no way. 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:12.400 He looks like a math professor. Does maybe not even 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:14.520 I would say like a high school math teacher. He 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:17.359 just kind of jeans and a bad shirt. 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:20.000 Yeah, he looks like and he looks like he's always 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:22.080 looked like a dad when he was like twenty one, 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:22.639 like a. 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:27.000 Dad forever fifty and but a very good point guard. Yes, 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:29.920 one of the all time great acting like I know 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:30.800 how one. 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:35.119 Of the all time great volleyball basketball players is he? 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.240