WEBVTT - The Tireless Telemarketer

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks, Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone tap, Dear Elvis Duran. My dad Irving hates telemarketers.

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<v Speaker 2>He belittles them when they call, especially during the day

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<v Speaker 2>on his cell phone, which he depends on for his job.

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<v Speaker 2>So why don't you have Michael Oppenheimer call him and

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<v Speaker 2>sell him something he doesn't want.

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<v Speaker 3>It will wig him out. This comes to us from

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<v Speaker 3>Aaron all right erin you know the drill. We all know,

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Oppenheimer. Let's see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Scarry's going to start to call as the relentless persistent

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<v Speaker 2>telemarketer mister Michael Oppenheimer, and Aaron is listening in as

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<v Speaker 2>Aaron phone taps the Dad Irving.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with America Online.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you doing today's sar?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is a cell phone call, though.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to offer you AOL nine point zero Security edition.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for your computer.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Yes, this is mister David. Don't call me here anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a cell phone quot's costing me a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of money.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with America Online.

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<v Speaker 4>I asked you twice not to call me, and you

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<v Speaker 4>know what, I don't appreciate it, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't call me again, sir, but I appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 4>Please do not call me again.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a lot of great things happening in America

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<v Speaker 3>Online these days. Did you know that?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it your job to be a paym in the ass?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I've asked you twice not to call me and

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<v Speaker 4>you keep calling me, You're getting me very aggravated. Do

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<v Speaker 4>you understand that, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>We have America Online for broadband and dial up? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you have a dial up in your house? Or do

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<v Speaker 3>you have DSL? Or Hello, sir, this is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 3>Oppenheimer to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I specifically asked you do not call me anymore. I

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<v Speaker 4>am not interested no matter what you have. I am

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<v Speaker 4>not interested for a lot of phone calls for me.

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<v Speaker 4>You've made me very upset, and I'm going to report

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<v Speaker 4>you to somebody if you do this one more time.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand? Do you understand?

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<v Speaker 3>How about ims? Do you understand you could shop online?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand me keep up with current events? Understanding?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand me? Let me be aggravating? To you now,

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<v Speaker 4>do you understand me?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't call me a nineteen dollars and ninety five cents.

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<v Speaker 1>Allow.

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<v Speaker 3>This is mister Michael. This is mister Michael. Michael up

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<v Speaker 3>and I remember with America Online. Yes, are you tired?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you tired of are you tired of pop Are

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<v Speaker 3>you tired of all sir.

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<v Speaker 4>English?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you tired of papa pads? They can be there,

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<v Speaker 3>Papa bro. Pop updads can be annoying, and we've got

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<v Speaker 3>pop up block Bro. So we have a we have

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<v Speaker 3>a fine product. Today. We have something over one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>megabytes of email spaces.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I can I don't understand you. Up, you are

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<v Speaker 4>somebody who doesn't understand English. I don't understand you. I

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<v Speaker 4>bess you five times. That's to call me. Myond bill

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<v Speaker 4>is now expensive because of you. Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 3>You sound like you're upset.

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<v Speaker 4>I would never from you.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd like to send you a free CDA this time.

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<v Speaker 3>What if we gave you three months free?

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<v Speaker 4>Sir? You could you could give me, you could give

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<v Speaker 4>me a year's worth of free service. I wouldn't want

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<v Speaker 4>to have.

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<v Speaker 3>About one hundred megabytes of free emails.

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<v Speaker 4>But I want nothing to do with you.

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<v Speaker 3>A seven independent screen, nothing from you?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you please hang up the phone?

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<v Speaker 3>What is your address?

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<v Speaker 4>Please? Mister please?

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't you tired of the pop up ads?

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<v Speaker 4>I am tired of you calling me. Maybe there's now

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<v Speaker 4>Listen to me, Listen to me for a minute. Yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 4>do you realize how aggravated.

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<v Speaker 3>You've made That's not my intent.

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<v Speaker 4>I am telling you you have thoroughly aggravated me to

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<v Speaker 4>the point where if I saw you in person, I

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<v Speaker 4>would not be very nice to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand. So are you into instant messaging at all?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you instant message?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you keep doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>Because we have new advanced features that I'd like you

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<v Speaker 3>to take advantage of.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you Are you an actual person or are you

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<v Speaker 4>a computer?

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<v Speaker 3>So this is mister Michael Oppenheimer from America Online nine.

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<v Speaker 4>Point zero Michael Oppenham. I'll tell you something. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 4>are not a nice person, Sir. I am a very

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<v Speaker 4>nice Do not listen to people and you continue to

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<v Speaker 4>call me? Send you an Do you understand I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want you to call me. I am not interested in

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<v Speaker 4>anything that you can give me. Do you understand that?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you understand that, sir? Broadband moves much faster.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand that? Why do you keep doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from.

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<v Speaker 4>I know who you are, mister Michael Oppenheimer, whatever the

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<v Speaker 4>hell your name is.

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<v Speaker 3>What if we gave you five months free? How about that?

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<v Speaker 4>What if you listen to me for once during this day?

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<v Speaker 3>Your name is on our list?

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<v Speaker 4>My question.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that we could win you over, Sarah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think not gonna win. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll give me a heart attack before you win me over.

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<v Speaker 4>I swear to God with God, and I want to clearly,

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<v Speaker 4>I want to do nothing to do with you. I

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<v Speaker 4>want nothing to do with your company.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're warming up to me. So you understand that,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think you're warming up to me.

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<v Speaker 4>You keep playing your game, mister Michael Oppenheimer. I'll play

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<v Speaker 4>along with you and let's see who wins.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll throw in free text messaging for you, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>Not interested, Pick.

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<v Speaker 3>From hundreds of different smiley faces.

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<v Speaker 4>Interested, a lot of art, I'm interested.

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<v Speaker 3>And mental control. Interested you have children, sir?

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<v Speaker 4>Not interested?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you'd like to listen to the radio. You could

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<v Speaker 3>stream online?

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<v Speaker 4>Not interested?

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<v Speaker 3>We know for high school? Not interested and dial up versions,

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<v Speaker 3>not interested. Connections will be ten times faster than your

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<v Speaker 3>current Internet provider.

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<v Speaker 4>Interested at ISP not interested. And let me tell you, Michael,

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<v Speaker 4>next phone call, I will be recording, and then you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to be in a lot of trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>I think your daughter's the one in a lot of trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Hi, Dad, this is scary Jones.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been phone tabbed.

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<v Speaker 4>You've been calling for the last two hours on my

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<v Speaker 4>cell phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep. And what do you want to tell your daughter?

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell her something later and it won't be pretty

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