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Speaker 1: Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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Speaker 1: world famous phone pranks, Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 2: Phone tap, Dear Elvis Duran. My dad Irving hates telemarketers.

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Speaker 2: He belittles them when they call, especially during the day

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Speaker 2: on his cell phone, which he depends on for his job.

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Speaker 2: So why don't you have Michael Oppenheimer call him and

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Speaker 2: sell him something he doesn't want.

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Speaker 3: It will wig him out. This comes to us from

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Speaker 3: Aaron all right erin you know the drill. We all know,

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Speaker 3: Michael Oppenheimer. Let's see what happens.

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Speaker 2: Scarry's going to start to call as the relentless persistent

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Speaker 2: telemarketer mister Michael Oppenheimer, and Aaron is listening in as

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Speaker 2: Aaron phone taps the Dad Irving.

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Speaker 3: Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with America Online.

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Speaker 3: How are you doing today's sar?

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is a cell phone call, though.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to offer you AOL nine point zero Security edition.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for your computer.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Yes, this is mister David. Don't call me here anymore.

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Speaker 4: This is a cell phone quot's costing me a lot

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Speaker 4: of money.

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Speaker 3: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with America Online.

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Speaker 4: I asked you twice not to call me, and you

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Speaker 4: know what, I don't appreciate it, sir.

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Speaker 3: Don't call me again, sir, but I appreciate you.

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Speaker 4: Please do not call me again.

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Speaker 3: We have a lot of great things happening in America

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Speaker 3: Online these days. Did you know that?

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Speaker 4: Is it your job to be a paym in the ass?

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Speaker 4: Because I've asked you twice not to call me and

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Speaker 4: you keep calling me, You're getting me very aggravated. Do

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Speaker 4: you understand that, sir?

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Speaker 3: We have America Online for broadband and dial up? Do

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Speaker 3: you have a dial up in your house? Or do

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Speaker 3: you have DSL? Or Hello, sir, this is mister Michael

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Speaker 3: Oppenheimer to me.

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Speaker 4: I specifically asked you do not call me anymore. I

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Speaker 4: am not interested no matter what you have. I am

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Speaker 4: not interested for a lot of phone calls for me.

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Speaker 4: You've made me very upset, and I'm going to report

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Speaker 4: you to somebody if you do this one more time.

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Speaker 4: Do you understand? Do you understand?

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Speaker 3: How about ims? Do you understand you could shop online?

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Speaker 4: Do you understand me keep up with current events? Understanding?

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Speaker 4: Do you understand me? Let me be aggravating? To you now,

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Speaker 4: do you understand me?

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Speaker 3: Don't call me a nineteen dollars and ninety five cents.

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Speaker 1: Allow.

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Speaker 3: This is mister Michael. This is mister Michael. Michael up

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Speaker 3: and I remember with America Online. Yes, are you tired?

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Speaker 3: Are you tired of are you tired of pop Are

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Speaker 3: you tired of all sir.

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Speaker 4: English?

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Speaker 3: Are you tired of papa pads? They can be there,

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Speaker 3: Papa bro. Pop updads can be annoying, and we've got

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Speaker 3: pop up block Bro. So we have a we have

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Speaker 3: a fine product. Today. We have something over one hundred

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Speaker 3: megabytes of email spaces.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I can I don't understand you. Up, you are

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Speaker 4: somebody who doesn't understand English. I don't understand you. I

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Speaker 4: bess you five times. That's to call me. Myond bill

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Speaker 4: is now expensive because of you. Goodbye.

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Speaker 3: You sound like you're upset.

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Speaker 4: I would never from you.

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Speaker 3: We'd like to send you a free CDA this time.

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Speaker 3: What if we gave you three months free?

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Speaker 4: Sir? You could you could give me, you could give

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Speaker 4: me a year's worth of free service. I wouldn't want

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Speaker 4: to have.

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Speaker 3: About one hundred megabytes of free emails.

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Speaker 4: But I want nothing to do with you.

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Speaker 3: A seven independent screen, nothing from you?

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Speaker 4: Can you please hang up the phone?

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Speaker 3: What is your address?

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Speaker 4: Please? Mister please?

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Speaker 3: Aren't you tired of the pop up ads?

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Speaker 4: I am tired of you calling me. Maybe there's now

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Speaker 4: Listen to me, Listen to me for a minute. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 4: do you realize how aggravated.

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Speaker 3: You've made That's not my intent.

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Speaker 4: I am telling you you have thoroughly aggravated me to

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Speaker 4: the point where if I saw you in person, I

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Speaker 4: would not be very nice to you.

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Speaker 3: I understand. So are you into instant messaging at all?

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Speaker 3: Do you instant message?

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Speaker 4: Why do you keep doing this?

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Speaker 3: Because we have new advanced features that I'd like you

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Speaker 3: to take advantage of.

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Speaker 4: Are you Are you an actual person or are you

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Speaker 4: a computer?

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Speaker 3: So this is mister Michael Oppenheimer from America Online nine.

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Speaker 4: Point zero Michael Oppenham. I'll tell you something. Yes, you

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Speaker 4: are not a nice person, Sir. I am a very

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Speaker 4: nice Do not listen to people and you continue to

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Speaker 4: call me? Send you an Do you understand I don't

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Speaker 4: want you to call me. I am not interested in

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Speaker 4: anything that you can give me. Do you understand that?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 3: Do you understand that, sir? Broadband moves much faster.

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Speaker 4: Do you understand that? Why do you keep doing this?

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Speaker 3: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from.

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Speaker 4: I know who you are, mister Michael Oppenheimer, whatever the

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Speaker 4: hell your name is.

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Speaker 3: What if we gave you five months free? How about that?

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Speaker 4: What if you listen to me for once during this day?

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Speaker 3: Your name is on our list?

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Speaker 4: My question.

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Speaker 3: I think that we could win you over, Sarah.

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Speaker 4: I think not gonna win. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 4: You'll give me a heart attack before you win me over.

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Speaker 4: I swear to God with God, and I want to clearly,

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Speaker 4: I want to do nothing to do with you. I

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Speaker 4: want nothing to do with your company.

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Speaker 3: I think you're warming up to me. So you understand that,

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Speaker 3: and I think you're warming up to me.

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Speaker 4: You keep playing your game, mister Michael Oppenheimer. I'll play

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Speaker 4: along with you and let's see who wins.

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Speaker 3: I'll throw in free text messaging for you, sir.

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Speaker 4: Not interested, Pick.

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Speaker 3: From hundreds of different smiley faces.

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Speaker 4: Interested, a lot of art, I'm interested.

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Speaker 3: And mental control. Interested you have children, sir?

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Speaker 4: Not interested?

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Speaker 3: Maybe you'd like to listen to the radio. You could

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Speaker 3: stream online?

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Speaker 4: Not interested?

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Speaker 3: We know for high school? Not interested and dial up versions,

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Speaker 3: not interested. Connections will be ten times faster than your

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Speaker 3: current Internet provider.

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Speaker 4: Interested at ISP not interested. And let me tell you, Michael,

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Speaker 4: next phone call, I will be recording, and then you're

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Speaker 4: going to be in a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 3: I think your daughter's the one in a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Hi, Dad, this is scary Jones.

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Speaker 3: You've been phone tabbed.

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Speaker 4: You've been calling for the last two hours on my

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Speaker 4: cell phone.

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Speaker 3: Yep. And what do you want to tell your daughter?

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Speaker 4: I'll tell her something later and it won't be pretty

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Speaker 4: Elvis d phone tab.

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