1 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Are you leaving? 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 1: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 1: much baggage you claim and give us time and a 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:17,799 Speaker 1: terminol and gay. 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. 8 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 2: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? 9 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 4: Malborn? 10 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 11 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 12 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 13 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:15,759 Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need 14 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 3: a ride? This is Chris Fairman, Kilgaroft. It's been so long. 15 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's ten minutes ago when we wrapped 16 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 3: the last half. That's out. 17 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:31,839 Speaker 4: Happy March, Happy Women's History Month, Happy Easter month. 18 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 3: The it is easter, isn't it. 19 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 2: Yes, I'm passive. 20 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 3: That explains that lady's basket of rabbits. 21 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 4: Yes, in the line, don't let her follow you around 22 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 4: with rabbits. 23 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 2: Don't do it. 24 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 3: Tell me about the rabbits again, Karen. 25 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 2: I'll take you down and snap your neck right. 26 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 3: By the river. I was thinking of you because you also, 27 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 3: like I watched Nico Case in my hometown. I was 28 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 3: walking around and it said tonight Nico Case in Missoula, Montana, 29 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 3: and you went right in there and it was so good. 30 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 3: I mean her voice live it's better than recorded. 31 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she is very rare that that it happens. 32 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 2: It's like cause she's so I think I've told you 33 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 2: about this probably, but she's she is a live performing 34 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 2: like she's like a concert musician in my opinion. 35 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 4: Yeah. 36 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 2: And I don't know if. 37 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 4: You ever saw, but Elvis Costello used to have a 38 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 4: like me and my three friends kind of a music 39 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:42,239 Speaker 4: show on This is the weirdest thing in the world. 40 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 4: This car switches into neutral sometimes after that light. 41 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 3: Oh that's bad. 42 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 2: Is that weird? 43 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 3: That's dangerous as well, but it's. 44 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 2: Always only there. It's so odd. 45 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,440 Speaker 3: Hmm. Reminds me of a video I saw of that's 46 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 3: exactly Are on Fire. It's a similar model. It didn't 47 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 3: have the digicam Chris, Sorry, I think it had run 48 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 3: into something. 49 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,359 Speaker 2: But what I'm telling you as. 50 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 3: I watch it on YouTube this yes, okay. 51 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,119 Speaker 4: So it's Elvis Costello has like it's me and it's 52 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 4: me and my four my three awesome musician friends, and 53 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 4: so everyone does a song. 54 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 2: You've seen shows like this, Yeah, yeah, time. 55 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 4: So on this one, it was Cheryl Crowe, a dude 56 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 4: who was very famous musician, and then Nico Case. And 57 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 4: Nico Case was I think the last to do a 58 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,839 Speaker 4: song with him and blew the doors so hard on 59 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 4: even Cheryl Crow, who I think is a technically brilliant 60 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 4: musician and singer, she just like wiped the floor with 61 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 4: fucking everybody. 62 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 2: It was crazy. 63 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's what. Because I was up front, I 64 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 3: ran into friends I haven't seen in decades, and and 65 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 3: I was emotional watching it because you, of course they're 66 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 3: speakers right there, but over the speakers which I was 67 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 3: standing right next to, I could hear her voice. Yeah, 68 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 3: beyond the mic, Yeah, like echoing through the halls of 69 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 3: this old theater. Was just absolutely insane. And there are 70 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 3: times when she's singing lightly that I feel like you 71 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:28,479 Speaker 3: could do an impression that very much does justice. I 72 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 3: know you can do the Harriet Wheeler. 73 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,359 Speaker 2: I bet I could. 74 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 4: But also I think the Nico Case thing is, did 75 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 4: you see there's a woman Kelly who is the backup 76 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 4: singer or the other singer. 77 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,159 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was also there and oh yeah, so and 78 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 3: they were funny. They're back and forth. The banter so good. Yeah, 79 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 3: some good jokes and just. 80 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 4: That I feel like those two voices together are this 81 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 4: whole individual experience that's kind of crazy. 82 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 3: And then two of the Canadian who dudes that were 83 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 3: in New Pornographers, that Destroyer Guy and someone else dance something. 84 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 3: They did some New Pornographers songs, and that's when I 85 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,719 Speaker 3: was like, like, tears welled up and granted, it's about 86 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 3: our world and me not having therapy, but it was unbelievable. 87 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 3: Shall I take a break while I squeeze you tha. 88 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 2: I'll do it because it's on my side. 89 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 3: And you actually like doing it, don't you. 90 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 4: I do. 91 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:39,719 Speaker 5: Actually, no, I believe when you knocked I locked. 92 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 3: I believe I got a little confused. There's three whole buttons. 93 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,160 Speaker 2: Here, I gotta say. 94 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,040 Speaker 4: I was It's very funny that you actually pointed that out, 95 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 4: because I really was like, hey, you're gonna go get 96 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:53,840 Speaker 4: out and do this. 97 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, And then we got here. I'm like, I'm doing. 98 00:05:56,240 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 3: It well, I and I'm not. But you were squeeging 99 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 3: from the bottom up to the top of the windshield, 100 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 3: which so what well, when you go top to bottom 101 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 3: the drips from the previous wipe, you're then wiping them. 102 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 3: I'm just saying you had to go back yep and 103 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,239 Speaker 3: and clean. It's okay, you did good though. It looks 104 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 3: very clear you got rid of the pollen. 105 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 2: Wait, so I should have you to wash it all. 106 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 3: Yeah. You squeeze you from the top, those drips come down, 107 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 3: and then you squeege you that and then those drips 108 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 3: come down. Means a gravity. 109 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 2: Listen, I'm from a farm. 110 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 3: Right, That's how you do it at four h in 111 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,159 Speaker 3: four Eah. 112 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:48,840 Speaker 4: This is how I was taught to do it. It 113 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,359 Speaker 4: was just it drives me so crazy to not be 114 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 4: able to just clean my windshield. And what a great 115 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 4: example of like when I'm frustrated, but I have to 116 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,480 Speaker 4: get something done, That's what I for an intoor. 117 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, here's the plan. You're gonna get out 118 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,800 Speaker 2: and you're gonna do it. And then we pull in. 119 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm doing it. 120 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I understand because you get that sense of 121 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 3: satisfaction which I wanted to. 122 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 2: Feel, sorry, the satisfaction of doing it wrong. 123 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 3: No, it looks great. 124 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:18,840 Speaker 2: It's way better now. 125 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 3: Anyway. Anyway, I saw concert day was fun and I 126 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 3: went out afterwards. 127 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 2: And partied with the people in fontana, no. 128 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 3: Drinking, closed a bar down fun? 129 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, were you smoking? 130 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 3: I wasn't doing nothing. I'm off all the no more vapor, 131 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 3: no more nothing good. 132 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 2: Don't fape. 133 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,720 Speaker 3: I won't. It's embarrassing. I don't even like that we're 134 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 3: talking about it. 135 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,320 Speaker 2: But it's strong of you to admit, because you can. 136 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 2: You bring the topic to the table so that I 137 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 2: can now step in like my mother, do an impression 138 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 2: of my mother and say, oh, Chris, I oh, you 139 00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 2: just can't vape. You can. 140 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 3: You're right, and it holds me accountable. Yeah, thank you, 141 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 3: Karen's mom's voice. 142 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 4: It'll I'll tell you the lie she told me about clothes. 143 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 4: I mean, if you vape, there's little tiny pieces of 144 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 4: glass that go in and cut up your lungs. 145 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 3: Oh, as my great grandma says, a little glass won't 146 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 3: kill you. 147 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 2: A little glass in your lungs won't come. 148 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 3: I think I've told you this and the listeners, but 149 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 3: I have to again again. We were in the nineties. 150 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 3: We drove down to Coronado to see I think it 151 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 3: was my great grandma's ninety second birthday and we had 152 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 3: a backyard picnic. She made coal slaw during the making 153 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 3: of the coal slaw. She dropped the mayonnaise jar, shit broke. 154 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 3: She still used the mayonnaise, so I fell a little 155 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,840 Speaker 3: crunch between my molar. I looked up my dad's lamp 156 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:55,480 Speaker 3: was just bleeding, and I think my dad was like, 157 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 3: there's glass in this coal slaw And she's like, oh, 158 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 3: a little last never killed anyone. When I've looked it up, 159 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 3: it actually has. 160 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 2: No no absolutely kill you click yeah, yeah, justin glass 161 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 2: is I think they'd really low on the list of 162 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 2: recommendations of ways to eat coleslaw for sure. 163 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. That same day, my sister used my great grandma's 164 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 3: hair dryer, which hadn't been used in years, and a 165 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 3: giant flaming grasshopper leg that was like four inches long 166 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 3: no on fire, flew into my sister's hair and started 167 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 3: to catch her hair on fire. So this swatted her hair. 168 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 2: Simply the funniest day. 169 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 3: It was the best day ever. 170 00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:44,880 Speaker 4: What else can you rack your brain and think of 171 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 4: five other things that happened that day that you could 172 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,960 Speaker 4: then put into kind of like a children's book style 173 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:50,840 Speaker 4: movie script. 174 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:55,320 Speaker 3: Well, I don't you may I remember my dad's uncle Jim. 175 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 3: I believe there's a character in the movie any which 176 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:05,680 Speaker 3: way loose about about bar room brawlers that is loosely 177 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 3: based on him. Yeah, he was a tough guy. Oh 178 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 3: but he said something that made my sister cry and 179 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 3: my dad made him apologize, which was hard for my 180 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 3: dad because he was a little kid like, oh, my 181 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,440 Speaker 3: tough uncle. Yeah, they said, you have to apologize to 182 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 3: my daughter. 183 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,559 Speaker 2: And what's the thing the uncle said? Just kind of me. 184 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,320 Speaker 3: I think it was I'm drunk and I'm gonna just 185 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,280 Speaker 3: talk about your appearance. I think she sat in the 186 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 3: wrong chair or something. 187 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,720 Speaker 2: Oh, got yelled at. 188 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,560 Speaker 3: Yeah. The older the greatest generation, it's the only group 189 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:45,920 Speaker 3: that would care about you're in the big chair. Get out? 190 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, who the fuck care. Do you ever 191 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 3: go eat at someone's house and you sit down and 192 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 3: they're like, oh, don't sit there, that's my father's chair. 193 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. 194 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 4: It's like, tell me you're being abused without telling me, right. 195 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,120 Speaker 3: Yeah. 196 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,839 Speaker 4: Can you imagine if your dad, Jim Fairbanks, had had 197 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,520 Speaker 4: a chair that he absolutely went apeshit on people. 198 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:13,000 Speaker 3: If you said in it it's a ridiculous notion. It 199 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,199 Speaker 3: was a musical. We all rotated. 200 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 4: I mean I think my dad's that way. Now, Yeah, 201 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,840 Speaker 4: get in here. Get in here, jeep. 202 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 3: Well, every day now dads have their retirement chair. Of course, 203 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 3: I'm not going to get into his sealy apostropedic exactly, 204 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,199 Speaker 3: legs up. 205 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 4: My dad is a lazy boy that raises him into 206 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:33,640 Speaker 4: the sky so that he can step down and feel 207 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,720 Speaker 4: like he's walking again. 208 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, and so yeah, you can't. 209 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,920 Speaker 4: I sat there once to put my shoes on and 210 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 4: it didn't go over well. Yeah, but different vibes, not 211 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 4: like I'm the head of the table type of thing. 212 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:49,080 Speaker 3: Right right, yeah, yeah, my dad. It lifts you up 213 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:57,400 Speaker 3: like a dolphin gurney into the lap of luxury. Ah 214 00:11:57,559 --> 00:12:00,280 Speaker 3: do you ever congratulate yourself just by am I'm ring 215 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,560 Speaker 3: a word like gurnie ye. 216 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 4: Also the specificity of a dolphin gurney, those wet, weird 217 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,680 Speaker 4: pieces of like material, or it's like get that sick 218 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,040 Speaker 4: dolphin over into this tank. 219 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 3: It's funny you never know until that specific situation why 220 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 3: you have a wolf a dolphin gurney, A wolf and gurney, 221 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 3: A wolf and gurney. A waffle gurney is for someone 222 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:28,199 Speaker 3: that's eaten too much breakfast waffles. 223 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 2: You have to put me in the pool. 224 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:34,240 Speaker 3: I have had waffles all morning. Just hoist me up 225 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 3: like the breakfast way. 226 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,480 Speaker 2: Oh, I am any physical therapy. 227 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 3: I ate some waffles. Oh the Wolf and Gurney the Wolf. 228 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,160 Speaker 2: What's the last time you had a waffle? 229 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:52,760 Speaker 3: Uh? Actually quite recently, you know, I've become a sweet tooth. Yes, 230 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 3: And I used to never I used to be offended 231 00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 3: by any batter based breakfast, and now I'm like, oh, 232 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,079 Speaker 3: Jamie Lee Curtis, isn't she the best? 233 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,079 Speaker 2: Isn't she great? 234 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,959 Speaker 3: She's just great? But yeah, I had a really and 235 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,120 Speaker 3: I asked for it extra crispy. 236 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, and it works out good. 237 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, it worked out great. 238 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,960 Speaker 4: Speaking of crispy, do you mind if I get a 239 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,840 Speaker 4: diet coke in that drive through? 240 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 2: No? 241 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,440 Speaker 3: Go ahead? When else is there a mom and pop 242 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:21,559 Speaker 3: drive through like that? 243 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,400 Speaker 4: They seemed to kind of business drive throughs that we 244 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 4: get to support on the show. 245 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:31,640 Speaker 3: Yes, McDowell's. 246 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,440 Speaker 2: Is that the one from Coming to America? 247 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 3: Yeah? They have the Golden Arches. I have the Golden 248 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,160 Speaker 3: Arcs talking. 249 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,200 Speaker 2: I have seen that movie twenty nine times. It was 250 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 2: on cable constantly. We watched it every time. 251 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 3: Yep, I had memorized and my sister and I used 252 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:56,800 Speaker 3: to used to rewatch where the dog looks up. There's 253 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,719 Speaker 3: a point where the dog goes huh and reacts to 254 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,720 Speaker 3: the thing. What a dog. It was just one of 255 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,200 Speaker 3: those little white dogs that all of our grandmas have. 256 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sure, And but it made a perfect reacting face. 257 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 3: And it wasn't part of the script. They're like, we 258 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 3: got to get that dog in the Oh that's right. 259 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 4: It was the family. It was the girlfriend's mom's dog, 260 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 4: right right. 261 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:27,560 Speaker 3: Right, man, what a great one. The first thing I 262 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,760 Speaker 3: say when I opened my eyes is I'm not going 263 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,320 Speaker 3: to be my own problem today. 264 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 2: Ooh, where'd you get that? 265 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 3: Just one of the things that kind of flies out 266 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,320 Speaker 3: of my mouth lately. 267 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 2: Really getting deep, Yeah, getting. 268 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 3: Real healthy, mentally sound, emotionally. 269 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 2: Buoyant, conceptually solid. 270 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's good. 271 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's nice to hear. 272 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 3: It's it's I had a nice refreshing dad visit after 273 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,840 Speaker 3: my shows and Bozman. I just hung out with my 274 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 3: dad and we told stories and laughed and it was 275 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 3: it was it was great. Is that kind of yeah? 276 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:22,280 Speaker 3: It really. People always talk about a vacation being some 277 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:26,880 Speaker 3: destresser or relaxing or even a massage. I've never really, 278 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 3: I've always been jealous that I don't. I'm still anxious 279 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 3: when I'm on a cruise ship. Yes, in fact, more 280 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 3: anxious because I'm like, well, I should be doing something. 281 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,960 Speaker 3: I can't just sit here. Yeah, but I am at 282 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,640 Speaker 3: I am at a point in my life where I'm like, yeah, 283 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,840 Speaker 3: I'm just going to hang out with my dad and 284 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:52,000 Speaker 3: watch Kurt Russell movies on the plane home. Have you 285 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 3: heard of the documentary Secret Mall Apartment. 286 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 2: Yes? 287 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 3: Have you watched it? 288 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 2: I have not, but I heard. I know the story. 289 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,880 Speaker 3: I don't want to spoil it. Don't spoil it, but 290 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,560 Speaker 3: everyone needs to watch it. Okay. It made me feel great, 291 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 3: great and emotional. I just it's a selfless group of 292 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 3: people doing a I don't think they realized how illegal 293 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,040 Speaker 3: the thing they were doing is. But you can read 294 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,160 Speaker 3: in between the lines when I say it was called 295 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 3: Secret Mall Apartment. 296 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 2: It was about this band called Secret Mall Apartment. 297 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:31,080 Speaker 3: Good Good Saved Good, Saveoilers. It's quite literal, and that 298 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:36,400 Speaker 3: it tapped into something for me. Anytime I go like 299 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 3: into a store and above the register they have like 300 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 3: a partition like ceiling being suspended by like polls or whatever, 301 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,600 Speaker 3: and so there's a little room out there. 302 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 2: Thank you. Oh and then there's then there's a happy meal. 303 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 3: Oh right, that'll come in a little box. Oh, I 304 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,439 Speaker 3: think I just heard they're out of boxes. I feel 305 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:09,040 Speaker 3: like so cute. I don't think I've ever had one. 306 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,760 Speaker 3: A lot of people wouldn't believe, Like the time in 307 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:17,040 Speaker 3: Austin when my friend dipped at chip and salsa and said, 308 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,679 Speaker 3: I've never had salsa before. This is good. And he 309 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 3: was thirty something, and I'm like, I don't believe you, 310 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,280 Speaker 3: why you're lying? But he hadn't had salsa. 311 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,159 Speaker 2: That little kid gets to go to it. Did you 312 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 2: see that kid walking up with his dad? He gets 313 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,919 Speaker 2: to go to McDonald's and it's like the smile on 314 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,520 Speaker 2: his face. 315 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:39,320 Speaker 3: That yeah, yeah, Do they have a ball pit there? 316 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,919 Speaker 2: No, I don't think so, although I don't know. 317 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,119 Speaker 4: That's one of the ones that looks like a bummer 318 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,119 Speaker 4: apartment building McDonald's. 319 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,960 Speaker 3: I always wanted to play in the ballpit, even when 320 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 3: it was it was age appropriate for me to do so. 321 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:55,399 Speaker 3: But my mom let me know early in life that 322 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 3: it was riddled with urine. 323 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,240 Speaker 2: But aren't you glad? 324 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,679 Speaker 3: I am. I'm glad that she taught me to brush 325 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:08,560 Speaker 3: my teeth after every piece of Halloween candy, because. 326 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 2: She wouldn't let you save it up and then just 327 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 2: take care of it. Right at the end, my. 328 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,280 Speaker 3: Dad I went through a box of old letters and 329 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 3: graduation notes, and I just read all this old we 330 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:24,240 Speaker 3: used to write. My friends used to write me long letters, 331 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,120 Speaker 3: like even when we were both in the same town. 332 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,639 Speaker 3: They go on a vacation and you'd get a letter. 333 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,199 Speaker 3: I just kind of erase that from my memory. And 334 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,359 Speaker 3: there was very cute, all these sweet letters. But my 335 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 3: dad wrote me one and he said, I love how 336 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,760 Speaker 3: when you were there was a list of sweet things. 337 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,879 Speaker 3: He said, I love how you would brush your teeth 338 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:49,080 Speaker 3: after only two pieces of candy. So to me it 339 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,639 Speaker 3: became a memory when really it's just everyone telling me. 340 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 3: But I was so scared of cavity creeps, an animated 341 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,360 Speaker 3: monster that eats holes and teeth. They would chance we 342 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:05,280 Speaker 3: put holes in tea. Yeah, in a commercial fruit yep something. 343 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 3: I'm not confusing them for the. 344 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,680 Speaker 2: Scrubbing bubbles, very similar vie. 345 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:15,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're they're monsters. They don't do good. Yeah. 346 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 2: But what's interesting is not everyone gets the cavity creeps though, 347 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:23,320 Speaker 2: And you clearly you genetically, don't get cavities, because that's 348 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:24,359 Speaker 2: actually how it works. 349 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,680 Speaker 3: I have. I went to the dentist for my first 350 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 3: cleaning in six years, and I was like, now it's 351 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 3: the time where I'll get them. And I didn't. I 352 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,159 Speaker 3: still haven't had a cavity. It is the experimental Swish 353 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 3: swash program at my elementary school. No, it isn't. 354 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,720 Speaker 2: It's genetics, That's what I'm telling you. 355 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:48,640 Speaker 3: But I I've done poles anyone. Yes, we would drink 356 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 3: this pink liquid. No other schools. We're doing it really? 357 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and then it showed all your plaque. 358 00:19:55,440 --> 00:20:00,480 Speaker 3: No, it was stream fluoride and and I probably not 359 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,639 Speaker 3: good for our bodies, but it was a program that 360 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 3: didn't last long. Everyone I know that was in my 361 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:12,320 Speaker 3: grade at that elementary school has not had a cavity. 362 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 2: Has your sister had cavities? 363 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,959 Speaker 3: She didn't, She's six years older. In her day, it 364 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 3: was they thought that switch swashing with sugar helped. She 365 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:31,200 Speaker 3: goes the answer. I think, so yes, and my dad has. 366 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,080 Speaker 2: Okay, so you and your mom, your mom, me and 367 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 2: my mom. 368 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 3: I don't think she had any cavities. I'm not sure though. 369 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,239 Speaker 3: This is going to sound marbid. But I do know 370 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 3: in her ashes is a tooth. I could check it. Chris. 371 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:52,640 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Chris, this is real life. I know it's 372 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,919 Speaker 3: a pretty good bit. I'm just saying I noticed it 373 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,160 Speaker 3: when on the last time we did some sprinkling there 374 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:03,399 Speaker 3: was a bicospit. If you don't want to hear graphic truths. 375 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:08,919 Speaker 2: If you don't want cremains material, get the fuck then 376 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,240 Speaker 2: you know what. I'm not a poast for you. 377 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 3: Maybe it wasn't a truth, it was. 378 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:20,240 Speaker 2: Who knows, look probably bone. Yes, it doesn't all break down, 379 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:20,919 Speaker 2: that's life. 380 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,199 Speaker 3: Maybe it was someone's implant somebody we know. There's a 381 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:29,160 Speaker 3: documentary about the crematorium guy here that would just put 382 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,440 Speaker 3: tons of people at once. 383 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,360 Speaker 2: He mixed the chroma. Yes, and. 384 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,639 Speaker 3: You never know who you were getting. You're getting the 385 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 3: whole neighborhood in an urn. 386 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:43,239 Speaker 2: You're crying over some person's random uncle that you didn't know. 387 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, where's the spiritual meaning behind that? 388 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,680 Speaker 2: Well, that's that we're all connected. 389 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that is one way of looking at it. 390 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,320 Speaker 3: Could we're all walking and talking mulch. 391 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,800 Speaker 2: Also fu eyes. Oh yeah, how about. 392 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:06,080 Speaker 3: It's written everywhere? Really, if you're looking and. 393 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,760 Speaker 2: You got your eyes peeled, and I do. 394 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,439 Speaker 3: I got my head on a swivel. I'm an everyday 395 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,720 Speaker 3: anti fascist. 396 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,439 Speaker 2: Hell yeah, and what is that demand of you? 397 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 3: I get mad at home with the lines drawn, looking 398 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,880 Speaker 3: at my phone. Yeah, I'm fighting the good fight. That's right. 399 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,840 Speaker 3: I'm not actually out there because I bruise. 400 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,399 Speaker 2: Easily and you have a lot of fear. 401 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:38,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm ready. I'm ready. I got walkie talkies. 402 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 2: Does anyone do you have anyone with another walkie talkie? 403 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 3: No, I got a hand mine. I'm looking for the 404 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 3: special someone to pass it off too. I've been meaning 405 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,600 Speaker 3: to get walkie talkies. I don't know. I'm not a 406 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,880 Speaker 3: doomsday prepper, but I am. I remember even when Tick 407 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,200 Speaker 3: and I lived together back then, she had water and 408 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,560 Speaker 3: nonperishable stuff in her trunk. 409 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,320 Speaker 2: And probably from the earthquake. 410 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,920 Speaker 4: That's very common down here, especially after the people that 411 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 4: lived through the ninety four earthquake, that kind of kind 412 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,960 Speaker 4: of casual, you know, suburban prepping, because people were like, 413 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,000 Speaker 4: oh yeah, and my place, I had to wait for 414 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 4: blank to do blank right right? 415 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I need to start. I don't know. 416 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,760 Speaker 3: I do have a plan. What's that my friend Justin 417 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:36,879 Speaker 3: lives in the mountains near Santa Barbara, and he is 418 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:41,320 Speaker 3: off the grid as far as water and power and everything. 419 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:48,720 Speaker 3: And he's got many of many assault rifles and things 420 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:54,080 Speaker 3: that he inherited, and and he's a sweet boy. Man, 421 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 3: he's a man. 422 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,560 Speaker 2: What's the plan. 423 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:01,000 Speaker 3: I don't know. Probably board games will catch up. We 424 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 3: won't go out much. 425 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,720 Speaker 2: Maybe hunt some humans. 426 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 3: I just have to make the drive up there. No, 427 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,679 Speaker 3: I don't think I wait for someone to hunt me. 428 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 3: I never throw the first punch. Okay, okay, good, Yeah. Yeah. 429 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 2: Did you watch that episode of the Last of Us 430 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,760 Speaker 2: with Nick Offerman. 431 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,200 Speaker 3: It is the one of the best episodes of television. 432 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 3: I kind of want that to be its own show. Yeah, 433 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,640 Speaker 3: which it should be now that they killed off Pedro. 434 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,480 Speaker 3: I'm still upset about that. But it was a beautiful 435 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,840 Speaker 3: I love spoiler alert. Oh it's old. You can spoil 436 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:46,280 Speaker 3: things that are years old, that's true. And there was 437 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,000 Speaker 3: so much anger about it that it's just out there. 438 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,520 Speaker 3: People have heard I missed it. If you missed it, 439 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,919 Speaker 3: I'm sorry that I said that. 440 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,639 Speaker 2: No, it's totally fine. Yes, I'm I'm one of those. 441 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,919 Speaker 4: People that like it doesn't even have to be old. 442 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,320 Speaker 4: If an episode's been out for like four weeks, you 443 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,159 Speaker 4: should not be allowed to complain about spoilers, Like, if 444 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,320 Speaker 4: you care so much, then watch it right right. 445 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta walk on eggshells because you're lazy about 446 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 3: going to the theater. 447 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,120 Speaker 4: I think sometimes what I just did is the thing 448 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,200 Speaker 4: that people do these days, where you say the thing 449 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,280 Speaker 4: that you know people online would say, but it's not 450 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 4: what you really feel. You're just saying the thing you 451 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,400 Speaker 4: feel like you're supposed to say. 452 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, so the next breath out of your mouth is 453 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 3: in retaliation of them, but both of them are voiced 454 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,800 Speaker 3: as your opinions. Yeah, sound schizophrenic. 455 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's usually how I like to do it. Keep 456 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,560 Speaker 4: people on their toes. You don't know what I think 457 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,040 Speaker 4: or feel. You never will. 458 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 3: I'm like a politician. I'm just following the money. 459 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,640 Speaker 2: This is all about capitalism. 460 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, God, we are raking it in just this episode alone. 461 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 3: My god, I have a ticker. I have a counting ticker. 462 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,240 Speaker 2: The way we've monetized this episode only. 463 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:06,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, make a bank. Yeah, it just it's like a 464 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 3: baseball card and that spokes. It just racks up as 465 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,000 Speaker 3: we drive. 466 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,600 Speaker 2: Go go go. 467 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:11,240 Speaker 3: Yep. 468 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 4: But uh no, we're doing Okay, what it's your not? 469 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,639 Speaker 4: What are your plans for Easter? What would your dream 470 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,600 Speaker 4: Easter celebration be like? Or or passover sat or whatever 471 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 4: you would like to describe? 472 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:36,320 Speaker 3: I will involves these new blue striped They look like 473 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,600 Speaker 3: what the Easter bunny would wear. I've got some pants 474 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:44,440 Speaker 3: that I you know, I've recently was gifted at sewing machine. Yes, 475 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,280 Speaker 3: tinkering with that, but I I just hammed these nice 476 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:56,440 Speaker 3: I want to say seersucker. Okay, they're just nice light No, 477 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,520 Speaker 3: just like blue royal blue striped striped. Otherwise white pants 478 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,880 Speaker 3: or blue pants are the rise white striped? 479 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaker 2: What is the material of the. 480 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:10,160 Speaker 3: Pants they are? I believe just a brushed a cotton, 481 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,000 Speaker 3: a kind of stiff cotton. 482 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,440 Speaker 2: Okay, maybe a twill. 483 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's a crease and they're perfect for Easter. 484 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,640 Speaker 2: Did you ever Oh that sounds really good. 485 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,320 Speaker 3: Did you ever work my only plan? 486 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,040 Speaker 2: Retail? 487 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:28,200 Speaker 3: Never? Never? Never touched a register? Yeah, never gotten a tip. Never. 488 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,720 Speaker 2: It's just not a lot of tipping in retail. 489 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,479 Speaker 3: That was the other thing I found looking through all 490 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:40,920 Speaker 3: those letters is like art jobs I had in the 491 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:45,600 Speaker 3: like eighty nine ninety, I was a kid getting art 492 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,160 Speaker 3: gigs and doing T shirt stuff. In a weird way. 493 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,200 Speaker 3: I felt like I was more adult back then because 494 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,480 Speaker 3: I actually was doing freelance art jobs in high school. 495 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,560 Speaker 2: But did you have to get like a ten ninety 496 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,400 Speaker 2: nine and stuff. 497 00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:58,760 Speaker 4: No. 498 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 3: I think someone called about me not paying taxes when 499 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,800 Speaker 3: I was young, but my dad was the county tax assessor, 500 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,879 Speaker 3: and he hinted towards the fact, like, well, I could 501 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,720 Speaker 3: come and reassess your building, remeasure it and see if 502 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,240 Speaker 3: your property taxes are in order, and they said, never mind. 503 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 3: Really something like that, I tell yeah, probably leaving out details. 504 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 2: I like this, you get a little nepotism going your way. 505 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:31,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little tax man in the family. Sorry, yeah, 506 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,960 Speaker 3: but uh but yeah, I don't know. I don't really 507 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,960 Speaker 3: have anything planned for Easter, do you. We've never talked 508 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 3: about these. 509 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,840 Speaker 2: We've never talked about. 510 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 3: It, but he has risen. 511 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,600 Speaker 2: He is and we all admit it. Like, let's just 512 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 2: be honest. 513 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 3: I've never been a fan, you know, me and Candy 514 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,360 Speaker 3: real love hate, but I like it now. So maybe 515 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,320 Speaker 3: I finally ready for that egg hunt? 516 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,080 Speaker 4: Can I can I make a Candy recommendation for Easter? 517 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,160 Speaker 3: Don't say Cadbury. I don't like that creamy. 518 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,880 Speaker 2: Egg no, no, okay, good, but it is Cadbury. 519 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,040 Speaker 3: Oh really the brand. 520 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,200 Speaker 4: It's the Cadbury Mini eggs, which is solid chocolate. 521 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,960 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I like the show. 522 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,560 Speaker 2: Sure have you had those milk chocolate not dark? You 523 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,080 Speaker 2: always do something weird, right, right? 524 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,959 Speaker 3: No, of course I've had the carib spears by the people. 525 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 4: Of course I haven't had sesame bricks. I got fucking 526 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:32,240 Speaker 4: Mark hippy family friends, remember those things. I'd taken to 527 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,640 Speaker 4: the movies, and the hippie families were like, here, here's 528 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 4: the candy we're gonna have in the movies. 529 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:41,280 Speaker 3: And I was like, absolutely, fucking honey and seeds. 530 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,920 Speaker 2: No, I know, child's heartbreak is what that tastes. 531 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:50,320 Speaker 3: I didn't know any better, and I'm glad that you know. 532 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,200 Speaker 3: I was growing. I was just filled with seeds and honey. 533 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 2: You'd never seen a Snickers before. 534 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:59,040 Speaker 3: I knew they existed, but I was. I was taught 535 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:03,120 Speaker 3: to fear them. One bite, your teeth fly out of 536 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:03,640 Speaker 3: your face. 537 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,280 Speaker 2: You start brushing preventatively because you get so scared. 538 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,200 Speaker 3: I think I was just an anxious kid. An early 539 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 3: photo of me. I think it was three or four, 540 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 3: and my parents brought me to an easter egg hunt 541 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,560 Speaker 3: and you can see in the background just blurry kids 542 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,560 Speaker 3: running around feverishly looking for eggs, and I was just 543 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,040 Speaker 3: standing there looking at them, like, please can we go? 544 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 2: Please? Can I brush? 545 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,880 Speaker 3: This looks competitive? I don't like the energy of these 546 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:42,360 Speaker 3: other kids. They're acting wild, they're too loud. Yes, I 547 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 3: don't know what that is. And then later you know 548 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 3: I'm the only one acting like a fool jumping into 549 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,320 Speaker 3: dumpsters at a comedy festival. Something backwards happened. 550 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,640 Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing I'll call I think i'll call's 551 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 4: in there. Yeah, but I do think there is a 552 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 4: thing of if you're the kind of kid, which I 553 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 4: know you were like myself, where all of your five 554 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,600 Speaker 4: senses are on up at eleven at all times, you 555 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:17,280 Speaker 4: were seeing things very clearly and loudly and starkly. 556 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 2: And all the different things. 557 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 4: Then when you're at a thing like an easter egg 558 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,600 Speaker 4: hunt where kids are like, I want to run with 559 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,960 Speaker 4: the nag on a spoon, and that's like, oh, must 560 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,600 Speaker 4: be nice, right, must be nice to have that be 561 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,560 Speaker 4: your only fucking concern. Where you have already like where 562 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,880 Speaker 4: the fire exits. 563 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 2: What's my mom doing? What did my dad do? 564 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,680 Speaker 3: All of it? You were that way too? Then fuck? Yeah, okay, yes, 565 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 3: is this why we get along and have a podcast together? 566 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,080 Speaker 4: I think, so, oh wow, because then later on I 567 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,960 Speaker 4: think just children, You're like what am I doing this for? 568 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,440 Speaker 2: And then you're like, what if I don't do that 569 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,880 Speaker 2: at all? Will the world end? Not only will the 570 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,680 Speaker 2: world not end? No one is paying attention. Yeah, And 571 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,280 Speaker 2: the second I was like, I don't have to turn 572 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,720 Speaker 2: homework in. Nothing's going to happen that, Like, that's how 573 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,880 Speaker 2: I got through high school. Just like, yeah, deal with 574 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,680 Speaker 2: it if it comes up, but it probably won't. 575 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:14,320 Speaker 3: Yeah. It's funny though that obviously still is in me, 576 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,640 Speaker 3: that that fear, because I have, of course reoccurring that's 577 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,120 Speaker 3: very common. Speaking of teeth falling out, one of the 578 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:27,320 Speaker 3: most common reoccurring nightmares is given you are an adult, 579 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,360 Speaker 3: now you have your whole life, maybe you have kids, 580 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,080 Speaker 3: but you have a reoccurring dream where you've forgotten assignment 581 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,200 Speaker 3: or a cloud you forgot. Mine is I forgot all 582 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,280 Speaker 3: for all of high school to go to a class 583 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 3: and like doing Madison, I have to go back to 584 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 3: school because I forgot about trigonometry or some other scary math. Yep, 585 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,760 Speaker 3: that's just insane to me, but it is in my 586 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,600 Speaker 3: head because apparently during my klonoscopy I was reciting the 587 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,840 Speaker 3: quadratic quadratic equation. 588 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,880 Speaker 4: They told me one of your greatest acomplishments of life, 589 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,120 Speaker 4: and you weren't even there for it. 590 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,680 Speaker 3: I know, and I've talked about it twice. I'm proud 591 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,000 Speaker 3: of my unconscious self. 592 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,480 Speaker 2: You should be. Yeah, you're smart in there. 593 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,840 Speaker 3: I know, but why not out here? I'm smart in 594 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 3: there too, obvious. Oh, it's the man. I made a 595 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,480 Speaker 3: lot of friends during that colonoscopy. I'm bout Yeah, that 596 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,400 Speaker 3: was a good time. 597 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:27,840 Speaker 2: Everywhere you go, Chris, Yeah, you make friends. Yeah, to 598 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,920 Speaker 2: make up for the egg hunt where it used to 599 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,640 Speaker 2: be a big bitch. 600 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:36,320 Speaker 3: That's a big little bitch. I really was. Stop yelling. 601 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,560 Speaker 3: It's the best photo. I'm also wearing later hosen Bye 602 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:46,400 Speaker 3: Joyce by by parental command. 603 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,600 Speaker 2: Here's the thing, leather shorts. I don't want to yell 604 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,040 Speaker 2: at your mom. She's rip dec stuff with my mom. Yes, 605 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,400 Speaker 2: smoking and having a good time. 606 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,920 Speaker 3: Yes, God, they're having fun. 607 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,240 Speaker 2: They're having a great time up there. 608 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, But if your mom was going to be such 609 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:04,959 Speaker 4: a hippie. H I feel like then doing outfits is 610 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,760 Speaker 4: not a place she gets to make because it's like, oh, 611 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,359 Speaker 4: if you're gonna be like you can only eat sesame bars, right, 612 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,480 Speaker 4: and you can only have tune of sandwiches made of 613 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,279 Speaker 4: cat food whatever, then you don't get to come in 614 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,280 Speaker 4: with the outfit time because you're like, I know, lady, 615 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,640 Speaker 4: focus on that other shit and tighten that up before 616 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,280 Speaker 4: you ever dictate outfits. 617 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:28,560 Speaker 3: Right. It's funny because I don't. I think that my 618 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,919 Speaker 3: parents were both kind of dressing more preppy. Oh, and 619 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,800 Speaker 3: that they didn't dress with the bell bottoms and everything. 620 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,440 Speaker 3: I only saw on photos, so I didn't know about 621 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,520 Speaker 3: the earthy agenda. 622 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:45,120 Speaker 2: Okay, so you think your mom's thing was more health 623 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,680 Speaker 2: focused as opposed to fashion. 624 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:51,320 Speaker 3: It was mostly animal focused. She's a real Betty White. 625 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,319 Speaker 3: That's what it was. Pictures of chickens that we gave 626 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 3: money to, that were our chickens that we shared with 627 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,640 Speaker 3: others strangers. 628 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,799 Speaker 2: Those strangers killed those chickens so quickly after they got 629 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,560 Speaker 2: your money. 630 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,479 Speaker 3: And here I am with my happy meal. 631 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,920 Speaker 2: Sorry, mom, your mother's furious in heaven. 632 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:15,720 Speaker 3: I'm afraid so, but I have been dipping into the 633 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,680 Speaker 3: textured vegetable protein and tempe and seaton. 634 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,239 Speaker 2: How's it serving you. 635 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:26,040 Speaker 3: It's actually pretty easy and it's everything you need out 636 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 3: of a meal. Those days where you're like, I don't 637 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,759 Speaker 3: want to think about food. I wish there was just 638 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,200 Speaker 3: a pill you could take that was a meal. Yeah, 639 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,279 Speaker 3: frying something like that up with just some broccoli and 640 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,880 Speaker 3: getting it out of the way, and then afterwards you're like, oh, 641 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,560 Speaker 3: I feel good and not bogged down. 642 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,880 Speaker 2: That is nice. 643 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, because usually if I go buy what I want 644 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,880 Speaker 3: to eat, I got that inch alat of limp. 645 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,920 Speaker 2: You got gout from all the things you. 646 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,920 Speaker 3: Want to eat, I get, I follow my heart. I 647 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,000 Speaker 3: end up with that cheesefoot. 648 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,879 Speaker 2: Old cheese. You better put it high in the air 649 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,920 Speaker 2: because it's gonna take you down. 650 00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:11,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, raise your feet up. Let the cheese float down 651 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,560 Speaker 3: to your heart. That was the fun part of visiting. 652 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,080 Speaker 3: Dad says. You just open the fridge and there's a 653 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 3: big block of cheese and you chop off a piece 654 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,400 Speaker 3: that couldn't even be called a slice. 655 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:22,880 Speaker 2: The old heel. 656 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:28,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, just a hoof of cheese and you're noad on 657 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,719 Speaker 3: it like it's an apple, either laid down with it. Yeah, 658 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:45,400 Speaker 3: pillow cheese. I mean that guy is so ripped. I 659 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:50,120 Speaker 3: don't believe he's a good dad. You can't go to 660 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,560 Speaker 3: the gym, you can't have those kinds of striations and 661 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,920 Speaker 3: be given that kid all the guidance they need. 662 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,359 Speaker 2: What if that was that kid's trainer. 663 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,719 Speaker 3: And for a while it was a thing and like 664 00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,320 Speaker 3: National Inquirer and stuff. These little kids that are ripped, 665 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,680 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a specific form of nineties child abuse 666 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,920 Speaker 3: where it's like my son's going to be a little muscleman. 667 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,959 Speaker 4: It's the weirdest, creepiest one. And it was right around 668 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:18,560 Speaker 4: the same time. 669 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,080 Speaker 2: I mean, it all does really trace back to Epstein 670 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,400 Speaker 2: for real, because it's around the same time they were 671 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,040 Speaker 2: putting juicy on sweatpant butts and people will be like 672 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,640 Speaker 2: this sure is weird, but they did it anyway. Yeah, 673 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,240 Speaker 2: and it was all for children. 674 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, pageants have always been creepy, but we never really 675 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:43,520 Speaker 3: thought about the backstory. Yeah, but these little oiled up kids, 676 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 3: these boys and muscle shows. 677 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,480 Speaker 2: M just and it. 678 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:53,719 Speaker 3: Now they're just got self tanner and geled up hair 679 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,759 Speaker 3: and a little hat with a propeller on it is 680 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,400 Speaker 3: they're a kid they look. 681 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,919 Speaker 2: Like a little divorced dad of one. 682 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:05,480 Speaker 3: Pick me, pick me? No, will not. But then they 683 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,319 Speaker 3: all they end up growing up and just being Yeah 684 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:13,200 Speaker 3: that was a phase. Uh, I mostly geez on my pillow. 685 00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,880 Speaker 2: Now it was a phase for the kid, or yeah, 686 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,759 Speaker 2: or it was not a phase for the local pedophiles. 687 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,800 Speaker 3: Well, yeah, any child abuse is just a phase that 688 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,759 Speaker 3: you'll grow out of, and that meaning you'll end up 689 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,640 Speaker 3: getting your own apartment. Yeah, and your dad dies of 690 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,680 Speaker 3: that heart attack God gave him. Because if you do 691 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:41,640 Speaker 3: that kind of stuff to kid singular two kids? Did 692 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,399 Speaker 3: that just happen? If you do that kind of thing 693 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:50,080 Speaker 3: to kid, let him talk. I wasn't finished there, you go, 694 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:56,200 Speaker 3: what do you want? Plural? Okay, plural police. Here's the 695 00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:12,320 Speaker 3: thing about little kid. They have bad timing. That stares me. Actually, 696 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,440 Speaker 3: well then I went to say kids, and I just 697 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,640 Speaker 3: said kid, and my brain gave up. 698 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,080 Speaker 2: I know it's the way it is these days, and 699 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:26,560 Speaker 2: I am, oh, yeah. I mean there's when we record ads, 700 00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:31,080 Speaker 2: Me and Georgia mess up literally every line, pretty much 701 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,800 Speaker 2: like there's times where we record ads and I feel 702 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,400 Speaker 2: so guilty because I'm like, this is just reading. I 703 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,279 Speaker 2: should be able to do. 704 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,360 Speaker 4: It just fine, I know, And it's hard and the 705 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,480 Speaker 4: words don't make sense as you're reading them, and you're 706 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,560 Speaker 4: just like, I think I was smarter five to seven 707 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,120 Speaker 4: years ago. 708 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,960 Speaker 3: Oh, it is a It's just like anytime you go 709 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,680 Speaker 3: to write your name and you just your arm, your 710 00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,200 Speaker 3: elbow flies around and you end up drawing a horse. 711 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,000 Speaker 3: I can't. We don't have practice anymore. And when you're 712 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:03,600 Speaker 3: a kid, it's like reading to other kids is so stressful. Yeah, 713 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,800 Speaker 3: but it was kind of important and we don't. I 714 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,360 Speaker 3: don't read aloud anymore. 715 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,440 Speaker 4: They say, that's why the morning pages in the Artist's 716 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:15,560 Speaker 4: Way practice is so good for you because writing free 717 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:19,560 Speaker 4: hand on paper, your brain watching your hand do it 718 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:24,000 Speaker 4: and trying to connect ideas and that process is very 719 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:28,279 Speaker 4: very good for your brain and for your you know, 720 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,040 Speaker 4: not just creativity, but kind of like the way it's 721 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,680 Speaker 4: all set up and firing together. 722 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,920 Speaker 3: So many years ago Maria Bamford gave me their Artist's 723 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,560 Speaker 3: Way and I and sold me on it, as everyone does. 724 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:46,080 Speaker 3: I've never heard someone not say it helped them, right, 725 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,040 Speaker 3: And usually people give it to me and I take 726 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,520 Speaker 3: it as you're good at art, you should do it 727 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,640 Speaker 3: all the time. If I had. If I could draw 728 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,120 Speaker 3: our pain, I'd do it every day. And it's like, well, 729 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:02,120 Speaker 3: not if you had it be a restorating adolescent career. 730 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,840 Speaker 3: And yes, you know what I mean. But that's also 731 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,040 Speaker 3: about me, not it's the business side of things. The 732 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,160 Speaker 3: creativity is there, but I need to stop thinking of 733 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,319 Speaker 3: it that way. And I every time I go to 734 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,560 Speaker 3: an art museum and I look at art and I 735 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,840 Speaker 3: get emotional and I'm like, oh my god, I have 736 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:26,520 Speaker 3: to paint. I forget like the next day, but I 737 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,760 Speaker 3: gotta start creating. 738 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,000 Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. There's been a lot going on. 739 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:35,200 Speaker 4: Yes, you can always start this evening or tomorrow or 740 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,240 Speaker 4: next week or whatever. 741 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,400 Speaker 3: Yes, I bought new paints even. 742 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, you should jump in there. 743 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,719 Speaker 4: But I mean, I think that it's difficult because the 744 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,520 Speaker 4: concept of being artistic or being an. 745 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,640 Speaker 2: Artist then looms large. As you are supposed to go 746 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,719 Speaker 2: step into those shoes. You're supposed to go. 747 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,239 Speaker 4: Go do that thing separate from you as you are 748 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:58,120 Speaker 4: right now, and like fill that role as opposed to 749 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,680 Speaker 4: that you're doing it right now even just by doing anything, 750 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:01,479 Speaker 4: because you are an. 751 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,200 Speaker 3: Artist, right And I tell myself that when I go 752 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,360 Speaker 3: headline a club after not doing stand up for a month. 753 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:14,680 Speaker 3: But boy, that first five minutes, I'm like, I really 754 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,160 Speaker 3: felt like I'd never done stand up before. Well then 755 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,640 Speaker 3: it snapped in, It snapped back into at least for 756 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,520 Speaker 3: a half hour. Then I had just start a piece 757 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:26,720 Speaker 3: of paper silently for a minute to remember my old jokes. 758 00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:31,200 Speaker 3: But it's yeah that it's said more often with art, 759 00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,640 Speaker 3: But it would stand up if you have it as 760 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,080 Speaker 3: a career and it's going pretty well and then all 761 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,080 Speaker 3: of a sudden they're that heat or whatever the environment changes. 762 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,040 Speaker 3: Are you going to do it just for fun? 763 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:43,680 Speaker 2: Right? 764 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,719 Speaker 3: There's not a lot of comics are like, yeah, I 765 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,000 Speaker 3: was touring, but now I just do it because it 766 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,080 Speaker 3: makes me feel good. 767 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,880 Speaker 2: But it does, it does. 768 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,319 Speaker 4: And also very few people can do anything because it 769 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,480 Speaker 4: makes them feel good anymore because everyone has to fucking 770 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,520 Speaker 4: make a living. Everybody's an adult, you. 771 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:07,440 Speaker 3: Know, right, Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm pretty lucky. I 772 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,600 Speaker 3: got to count my lucky stars. Look at up. I'm 773 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,560 Speaker 3: not like that kid though. Did you see her just 774 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,120 Speaker 3: celebrating nothing? 775 00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,720 Speaker 4: She was just flipping out, And you know why because 776 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,920 Speaker 4: her grandma was the one that was babysitting her, and 777 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,479 Speaker 4: she was like Oh yeah, it's my mom's not ear. 778 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,160 Speaker 2: Everybody's about to go for it. 779 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's grandparents now. But when I was 780 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,520 Speaker 3: a kid, I was terrified in my grandparents. Yeah. 781 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:37,960 Speaker 4: Our grandparents are are historically older than current grandparents. 782 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,319 Speaker 3: They're just older. Yeah, even though they weren't. They were 783 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,000 Speaker 3: like in their fifties or something. 784 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:48,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, but like the fifties of the seventies was the 785 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,640 Speaker 2: nineties of today? 786 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:55,080 Speaker 3: Argue me, well, right now, I'm trying to follow the 787 00:43:55,200 --> 00:44:00,960 Speaker 3: fifties age eight. The seventies years are the nine age 788 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,680 Speaker 3: of today, this year year today being this year. 789 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,920 Speaker 2: Oh, I just stop pretending you don't know what I'm 790 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:08,640 Speaker 2: talking about. 791 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,879 Speaker 3: Listen once you bring your weird time travel into this. 792 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:18,440 Speaker 3: But you're right, Yeah, the grandparents are like the fun ones. 793 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,840 Speaker 4: There's a picture of my grandma holding me when I 794 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,319 Speaker 4: was two, and that would have meant that she at 795 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,480 Speaker 4: the time was like in our early sixties. 796 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,840 Speaker 2: She looks much older. 797 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh oh my god, that's my point. Go to 798 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:36,200 Speaker 3: an old timey sports bar again, like you do all week. 799 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:41,320 Speaker 3: There's morning Culver City and they had like the nineteen 800 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:47,080 Speaker 3: forty two UCLA football team, and it looks like gangsters 801 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:52,640 Speaker 3: from Dick Tracy. Yeah, like, yeah, a balding there when 802 00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,839 Speaker 3: kid has a cigar. They're all fifty years old. 803 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,120 Speaker 2: It's just they all have glass eyes. 804 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,800 Speaker 3: We're evolving as a and every day our toes become 805 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,400 Speaker 3: more webbed. 806 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:09,680 Speaker 4: Yeap, and our skin becomes more Korean treated. Yes, I'm 807 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:10,800 Speaker 4: therefore more beautiful. 808 00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,440 Speaker 3: Every day I wake up, shove my hand into a 809 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,560 Speaker 3: cold bucket of s cargo snails and I put each 810 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:22,080 Speaker 3: one on my eyes. Yeah, they crawl around and suck 811 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,000 Speaker 3: out the wrinkles. 812 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,120 Speaker 4: Our last guest, Francesco, who we were trying to talk 813 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,719 Speaker 4: about Krean skincare, and it sounded to me like she 814 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:29,640 Speaker 4: was not into it. 815 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:30,879 Speaker 2: I must kicked her. 816 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,680 Speaker 3: Out of this car. She I think has her own regiment. 817 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,759 Speaker 3: It sounds like, you know, she mentioned the fancy store. Yes, 818 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:44,080 Speaker 3: we're looking for a new specific. You know a lot 819 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,399 Speaker 3: of people you put snail meus and on your face. Yes, 820 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:51,640 Speaker 3: you develop a wrath, not us, not me, just everyone 821 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,080 Speaker 3: I suggested it to. 822 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,320 Speaker 2: Apparently a lot of people it doesn't work for. 823 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, but also there's a lot of people who are 824 00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:03,760 Speaker 4: cow and when you say, hey, just put this film 825 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,720 Speaker 4: of a snail's ass onto your face. 826 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,880 Speaker 2: They go, oh, I don't like the idea of that. 827 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,120 Speaker 3: It's like fine, yeah, I mean I kind of forget 828 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,640 Speaker 3: that's what it is, just the pure cowardice of the 829 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,480 Speaker 3: common man. Yes, yeah, yeah, no that what I'm putting 830 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,719 Speaker 3: on my face is snail. Oh I kind of forgot about. 831 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,560 Speaker 4: It, I know, right because they it's you know they 832 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,360 Speaker 4: it's not just from the garden. 833 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:32,359 Speaker 3: Well, it's ever since you turned me onto It is 834 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,959 Speaker 3: when you know, I started getting compliments and stuff. 835 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,040 Speaker 2: And yeah, you know, the stuff you love. 836 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'll admit it. It makes me 837 00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,520 Speaker 3: feel good when people say nice things about you. I mean, 838 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:49,000 Speaker 3: you don't look fifty one, they say. I'm like, thanks 839 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:54,560 Speaker 3: to Karen and hers, slimy snot, you better snail snot. 840 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,720 Speaker 3: Please call my number. I should actually get business cards 841 00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:04,279 Speaker 3: made up. That said and Kilgaroff Korean skincare influencer, influencer, 842 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:09,319 Speaker 3: slash consultant. And then I won't put a phone number 843 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:09,560 Speaker 3: on there. 844 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,920 Speaker 2: It was just so people know. 845 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:15,120 Speaker 3: And then you need to drive a pink Cadillac. Yeah, 846 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:16,640 Speaker 3: people know. 847 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,759 Speaker 4: I think that a lot of those brands all. What 848 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,040 Speaker 4: if someone stole my dog and she could walk? 849 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:29,680 Speaker 3: Oh wow, that did from a distance. Oh yeah, yeah, 850 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,799 Speaker 3: did they ever wave? 851 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:31,560 Speaker 2: Never? 852 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,239 Speaker 3: Wow? He smiled? 853 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,360 Speaker 2: Did he? 854 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,920 Speaker 3: He did? He just was like yay. 855 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,680 Speaker 2: The old whites were like, we wish that girl would 856 00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:39,640 Speaker 2: move away. 857 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,360 Speaker 3: And that her friend had stopped parking in front of 858 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,040 Speaker 3: our beautiful house. 859 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,319 Speaker 2: Or gorgeous whom. We've done it. 860 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,040 Speaker 3: We fucking did it again. 861 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,080 Speaker 2: We have filled. 862 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,120 Speaker 4: Hours with bullshit and we do it with a smile 863 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:56,960 Speaker 4: on our faces. 864 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,839 Speaker 3: I have been smiling this whole time. 865 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been very funny today. 866 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:05,080 Speaker 3: And now who else has been smiling? You our listener, 867 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:09,400 Speaker 3: because you've been listening to d D Ride good Ynaar 868 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:20,719 Speaker 3: Hong Kong. This has been an exactly right production. 869 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,440 Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Analie Snelson. 870 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,280 Speaker 3: Mixed by Edson Choy. 871 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,560 Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Kotner. 872 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,359 Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarret. 873 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,640 Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. 874 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,960 Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook at dinar 875 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,240 Speaker 4: podcast That's. 876 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,880 Speaker 3: D y n Ar Podcast. For more information, go to 877 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,160 Speaker 3: exactly Rightmedia dot com. 878 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,440 Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh You're welcome.