1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: If the cardboard is a rocking, don't come a knocking. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:10,960 Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show and the Olympics last year's Olympics. Yeah, 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: are underway. Are they underway yet? No? I don't think so. 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 1: They're coming up very soon. We've been saying it's happening 5 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 1: for like months. It's the twenty twenty Olympics in Tokyo, 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: but it's twenty twenty one. They couldn't have them because COVID, 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: and they didn't update the date because I guess it's 8 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: the Olympics and you can't. So it's twenty twenty Olympics 9 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: in Tokyo. And when I first Spart was like, oh, 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: the Olympics is coming up, I thought that it was 11 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 1: actually currently. I think Alex might have the answer because 12 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,160 Speaker 1: she's raising her hand. I thought that it was going. 13 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was starting right twenty third, 14 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,840 Speaker 1: so coming up? Oh okay, So on Friday, yeah, until 15 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 1: August eighth, in case you weren't aware, On Friday, the 16 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: twenty twenty Olympics start the opening ceremony. I'm so excited. 17 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: I've been counting down to it. It's marked down on 18 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: my calendar. Yes, yeah, I actually only knew it was 19 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: Friday because I have a comedy show in the twenty fourth. 20 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: You can get lists of my tour dates at backflip 21 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 1: tour dot com. There you go. Yeah, So anyway, that's 22 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: the only reason I knew that was a Friday. But anyway, 23 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,960 Speaker 1: the Tokyo Olympics will start on Friday, and there's been 24 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 1: a lot of stuff that has happened so far. There's 25 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: the one athlete that was kicked out because she smoked 26 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: the weeds smoking the marriage one. Another athlete has been 27 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 1: kicked out because they were tested positive for COVID. Yeah, 28 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 1: they've handed out one hundred and sixty thousand condoms because 29 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: that's what they do every single time there's an Olympic. 30 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: They give them a bunch of condoms because athletes they're 31 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 1: a bunch of sexy, fit people and they like to 32 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 1: get sexy and fit. They're not competing, and they actually 33 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: asked them to take the condoms back to their home 34 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 1: country though, and not use them because of COVID. Well, 35 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: they've done something else too, to try to detour the 36 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: athletes from being intimate with each other. Is there anything 37 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: else their beds that they have in the Olympic village 38 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: are made of cardboard. Yeah, they're making the beds out 39 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: of cardboard so that they won't mate, so that would 40 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: be so uncomfortable. Oh yeah, they don't have a mattress 41 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: or nothing. It's cardboard. It's it's cardboard. There's probably like 42 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 1: a little phone thingy. I would imagine that's not going 43 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: to stop them. No, No, there's like a little pellow thing. 44 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 1: They'll figure it out a way though. But yeah, apparently 45 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: that's to tour them from work. Has been a place 46 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: that you guys have been de toured to have that 47 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: with somebody else with and that you guys still did 48 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: that with um um a rocky garden in a shed 49 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: that was fun. That sounds sweaty and gross. Yeah, no, 50 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: it was cool though to say that you did it. 51 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: After we finished, we were like, yeah, there is an 52 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: athlete that did post a video on Twitter of him 53 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: jumping on the cardboard bed saying that, yeah, you can 54 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: definitely still do stuff on it. So I don't think 55 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: it's going to stop anything. Where is somewhere that you 56 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,920 Speaker 1: weren't supposed to that where they do tour that works? 57 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: Probably not a good pot It work. Probably happens a lot. 58 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,679 Speaker 1: I guarantee you it happens a lot. I used to 59 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: work in the restaurant Ustey i A was a server 60 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: for a long time. And just let me tell you 61 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:01,119 Speaker 1: after hours and restaurants, come on, Yeah, that's just for real, 62 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: like servers hook up with Like if you work at 63 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: a restaurant, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Restaurant industry, 64 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 1: all the staff sleeping with each other, although there's all 65 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: kinds of areas you can, you know, but usually not 66 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: while work is going on, Usually after hours when you're 67 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: cleaning up because you have to be there late, cleaning 68 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 1: up and there's only a few of you there, and 69 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: you've been flirting all day anyway, because that's all servers 70 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: do is flirt with each other while they're walking back 71 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: and forth, and you're like, you know what, let's just 72 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 1: go clean the bathroom or after a long sweaty day, Yeah, 73 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: let's go. THEO that actually happened at a restaurant that 74 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: I was working at. I was, it was me, two 75 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: other servers and then the manager at the restaurant, right, 76 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: and then I was just cleaning up and I'm like, 77 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 1: where is everybody? Oh, nobody's helping me out here? I'm 78 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 1: doing all the work. Everybody what was going on in there? Well, yeah, exactly. 79 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: The manager was in the office trying not to do work. 80 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: And then I was like where I couldn't find anybody, 81 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: and I like, I had to get checked out from 82 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: the head server. They have to tell you it's cool 83 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: to go, like you've done all you're working. I'm like, 84 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 1: nobody's helping me, and I'm like trying to go figure 85 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 1: stuff out. And then i opened the door to go 86 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: into the bathroom and I'm like, oh, that's where you 87 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: guys are. Yeah, hello, checking out your side work too. 88 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: To make sure you're done with I'll just leave. So anyway, Yeah, 89 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: the Olympic Committee is trying everything they can though to 90 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: to tour athletes from hooking up. They're trying everything they can. 91 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 1: Like what else can they do? I mean, sorry from Yeah, 92 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: they're just gonna yeah, they're gonna lock people up. They're 93 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: gonna cast rate all the sprinters will be castrated, all 94 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,679 Speaker 1: mental sprinters will be castrated. If you want to perform 95 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: in the Olympics, yeah, some guys would actually probably do it, 96 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: they love sprinting that much. Most guys they'll be like, 97 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: I don't need to be an Olympian. I'm fine. Remember 98 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: you can always follow the show at the Jewel Show 99 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: on TikTok and Instagram. All of us individually. I'm at 100 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh, I'm at Evan on the radio.