Speaker 1: Frooking jewels, Second date up date. If there's two things
Speaker 1: women love, it's fast cars and loose men. Oh or
Speaker 1: is it? Or is it loose cars and fast men?
Speaker 1: That's it. I'm not I'm not sure which one it is,
Speaker 1: but I do know that women love men and cars,
Speaker 1: and so does Cliff, who's on the phone right now,
Speaker 1: because Cliff took the girl that he wants us to
Speaker 1: call to day in a second date update out on
Speaker 1: a very interesting date. He called it a car hopping date.
Speaker 1: What what is that? Cliff? How are you? Hey? Guys,
Speaker 1: how are you good? Now? Which one are you are? Are
Speaker 1: Are you a loose car or a fast man? I'm
Speaker 1: a fast car loose man. Okay, so your email explained
Speaker 1: the date that you took this girl on. It's really interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do something, you know, sort of unique,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know, why not go a car Honda.
Speaker 1: Do you mean like you go to dealers and you
Speaker 1: just test drive cars or You're like, yeah, oh, pretty much.
Speaker 1: We're going to like a dealership and you know, Likecedes
Speaker 1: and Lexus, you know, really nice cars. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, we're looking at buying a car and we
Speaker 1: want to test driving and it was a fun way
Speaker 1: to get to know each other test driving cars that
Speaker 1: you normally wouldn't drive. Yeah, it sounds like a cool date.
Speaker 1: Has this something you've done before? No, it's something that
Speaker 1: I kind of came up with. He let me ask Brooke, because, like,
Speaker 1: from a dud's perspective, would be awesome to just drive
Speaker 1: a bunch of cars that I never got to see
Speaker 1: the inside of as a woman. Would you be interested
Speaker 1: in this date? No? No, okay, it sounds terrible. One
Speaker 1: going to dealerships is like huh yeah, who wants to
Speaker 1: do that? And too then having some dude go on
Speaker 1: some weird power trip thing when you like to drive
Speaker 1: fast car, like the whole thing is too much testosterone
Speaker 1: from my taste. No, No, it's not like that at all.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not like we're, you know, we're going
Speaker 1: out to test drive a hundred Civic or some car
Speaker 1: and then talking about the safety features, you know, or
Speaker 1: a mini bag like hey from just fit seven people.
Speaker 1: You know, we're like, you know, we're test driving very
Speaker 1: nice cars convertibles, you know. Yeah, but how much conversation
Speaker 1: and sexy can you have with a car salesman in
Speaker 1: the car with you. Well, they don't always go with
Speaker 1: you know, some of the nicer car dealership let you
Speaker 1: go on your own. Yeah, so you know, it's not
Speaker 1: like you have the third wheel. They're sitting you know,
Speaker 1: the guy's trying to listen to your game. What's going on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. Anytime I've gone to look at a car
Speaker 1: with somebody else, though, he's like, you two can go
Speaker 1: ahead and take it and I'll just be here when
Speaker 1: you get back. Yeah. And I understand if you go
Speaker 1: into a dealership and you're sending their crunching numbers and
Speaker 1: so on. We were just test driving the car and
Speaker 1: we're like, all right, well thank you. You know, I
Speaker 1: didn't really like the car and go to the next dealership.
Speaker 1: You're just wasting the salesman's time instead. Yeah, which is
Speaker 1: fine to do, because they waste a lot of people's time.
Speaker 1: You're wasting the car salesman time. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1: Before we get into more about your car hopping date,
Speaker 1: where did you meet this girl? I met Hather actually
Speaker 1: at a singles mixer, you know, speed baiting sort of thing.
Speaker 1: Speed and yeah, she wrote my number down, I wrote
Speaker 1: her number down, and you know, we had a connection.
Speaker 1: And while you guys were out test driving a bunch
Speaker 1: of cars, how did everything seemed to go? Did she
Speaker 1: seemed to really have a good time? Yeah? Absolutely at
Speaker 1: one point, you know, we drove for like an hour,
Speaker 1: I think, and you know, we really hit it off.
Speaker 1: And you test drove a car for an hour. Did
Speaker 1: they think you stole it a road trip? No? I
Speaker 1: think the guy actually I really wanted to buy it.
Speaker 1: So he's like, hey, you can test drive the car
Speaker 1: all day if you want, so he took his word
Speaker 1: for you, like sure, all right, exactly. And then then
Speaker 1: I asked her, you know, if she wants to get
Speaker 1: some lunch and then take her to lunch in the
Speaker 1: car that you were test driving, should have done? She
Speaker 1: said sure. He had plans with her friends, you know,
Speaker 1: and maybe a little awkward. I didn't want to go
Speaker 1: in for a kiss, you know, but I you know,
Speaker 1: kind of give her a hug and I said, you know,
Speaker 1: I really had a good time and we'd love to
Speaker 1: see your gang. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Do you think she's
Speaker 1: making that up? Um? The only reason I bring up
Speaker 1: business We've done a lot of second day updates where
Speaker 1: people make up like oh, I had plans earlier. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um no, I'm gonna get that. And even if she
Speaker 1: was telling the truth, the thing is is, if she
Speaker 1: was really truly interested in you and you guys were
Speaker 1: doing an early date like that, she'd bail on her
Speaker 1: friends to hang out with. I mean, like her friends
Speaker 1: would understand if she was on a date and it
Speaker 1: went long. Yeah, I don't know, a baby shower or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, we know it's always look d Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of women, Cliff, and it's always
Speaker 1: a baby shower every time. So yeah, have you heard
Speaker 1: anything from her since she left your date to go
Speaker 1: to this damn baby shower? Yeah? No. I called her
Speaker 1: actually and spent about a week that and she has
Speaker 1: her called me back yet. So I'm just, you know,
Speaker 1: trying to figure out. That's why I called you guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: And you can't think of anything weird that happened in
Speaker 1: the cars, She was perfectly happy. Maybe the problem was
Speaker 1: that you didn't buy a car. You should have gone
Speaker 1: back to the dealer and said, hey, I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: the missus wait in the waiting room while men go
Speaker 1: crunch some numbers. You hang out there and maybe we'll
Speaker 1: get some dinner and my knew sedan later that could
Speaker 1: have been? Could have been? That sounds all all right?
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. Okay, guy to
Speaker 1: thank you, guys, jam hang brooking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Se We're in the middle of a second date update
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us. Cliff is on the
Speaker 1: phone and today he wants to call a girl named
Speaker 1: Heather to find out why she's not calling him back.
Speaker 1: Cliff took her on a very interesting and creative date
Speaker 1: that we haven't heard of before. He took her out
Speaker 1: to test drive cars. It sounds a lot more boring
Speaker 1: than it is. I think the whole idea was you
Speaker 1: get to test drive a bunch of cars that you
Speaker 1: normally wouldn't drive. You have some fun conversation and everything else.
Speaker 1: But here's where I think you messed up, Cliff. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it sounds fun, but I don't think you made it
Speaker 1: fun enough. You needed to make it a little more exciting.
Speaker 1: You get in the car to test drive it, and
Speaker 1: then take the car off a jump, you know, find
Speaker 1: a jump somewhere and jump that car or Hey, there's
Speaker 1: train tracks everywhere. Race a train, Drive that car up
Speaker 1: to the top of the mountain, then drive it down
Speaker 1: to shore. What it can really do. Live on the edge,
Speaker 1: show her just how precious life is. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and then there's a chance that you'll realize she's not
Speaker 1: gonna be on this earth for a long time and
Speaker 1: she might spend the night with you. That's what you
Speaker 1: should have done. Oh boy, Yeah, that was the plan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, she's not calling you back. Are you kind
Speaker 1: of rethinking that whole car idea? Maybe you should have
Speaker 1: sticked to something more traditional, like, I don't know, say cocktails.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe a nice lunch, you know, a brunch or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: would have been better. I think could have combined to
Speaker 1: both cocktails and test drives. No hopping the car with
Speaker 1: a margarita. Yeah, I'm very illegal. All right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dollar phone of her right now and find out the
Speaker 1: reason she's not calling you back. You're ready to go? Okay? Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: all here we go. I'm a dollar phone of her
Speaker 1: right now, but we're gonna do it intense. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can take it up there. Hello, how can I speak
Speaker 1: to Heather? Hey, Heather, how are you. This is Jewil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Sorry, who is
Speaker 1: this Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning the
Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, I'm calling you because we recently got
Speaker 1: an email about you from a dude that you went
Speaker 1: on a date with and for some reason, you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back. And he asked if we could get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out why. Who are
Speaker 1: we talking about? His name is Cliff. Oh Helliff. I
Speaker 1: never want to talk to that guy again. Why because
Speaker 1: he used the sketch us creepiest. I can't even Was
Speaker 1: it just the weirdness of the date or the weirdness
Speaker 1: of the person you were on the date with. You
Speaker 1: know those kind of people that get the emails that
Speaker 1: say a distant relative of yours just died in England
Speaker 1: and you will get a million dollars if you just
Speaker 1: provide assist information for the disbursement of the funds and
Speaker 1: they actually answer those emails. I've made my mind, basically
Speaker 1: became that kind of person. What do you mean by
Speaker 1: you're that kind of person? I don't understand. I mean
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot for going on a date with him.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, like he suckered you into it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you knew from the beginning. You should have said no.
Speaker 1: I mean from the beginning I didn't know it, but
Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes into the date, I definitely knew, and
Speaker 1: I should have just walked away. Then I talked to Cliff.
Speaker 1: He doesn't sound like a weird guy. Can I tell
Speaker 1: you my side of the story? Yeah? Absolutely. Okay, first
Speaker 1: of all, we'll put aside the weirdness of our date.
Speaker 1: Is going to test driving car, okay, sure? And then
Speaker 1: we're driving this car for a long time and he goes,
Speaker 1: do you think I look sexy in this car? Did
Speaker 1: he say just like that too? Yeah? And like really
Speaker 1: seriously and crazy, He's like, do you like this car?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? How did you respond to that? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess yeah. And so then he goes,
Speaker 1: do you think I should buy it? Oh? Boy? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I mean, if you want it, do you
Speaker 1: need a car? Sure? You know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it's just so creepy. Yeah. That was my fear when
Speaker 1: we first talked to him about the date, was that
Speaker 1: he was going to do something like that to try
Speaker 1: to impressures. Oh, gets better. Well, then he pulls over
Speaker 1: and he like, very seriously to me, says, you know,
Speaker 1: I really love this car. I love myself in it.
Speaker 1: I love you next to me, and it would you
Speaker 1: be willing to co sign? No? No, he did not
Speaker 1: stop it. Where to God? He asked you to co
Speaker 1: sign on a loan for a car with him? Yes,
Speaker 1: And I said, uh, we just met that. And so
Speaker 1: then he goes on to say, you know, I've gotten
Speaker 1: some financial trouble a few years back, and my credit
Speaker 1: is shot and I can't buy a car while I
Speaker 1: have the you know, the money to make the payments
Speaker 1: and everything. They're not going to give me a loan
Speaker 1: and I need a co signer. And I just think
Speaker 1: you and I have great chemistry. Like what is even happening?
Speaker 1: It's like I don't see the song with that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's such a big deal? What was that?
Speaker 1: That was? Cliff? Cliff? You're supposed to wait for me
Speaker 1: to tell her that you're on the phone. Cliff is
Speaker 1: actually on the phone listening. You ask, well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know how much I can think of her
Speaker 1: or you know, making it sound like I was some
Speaker 1: creep or weird er, you know. Blah, blah blah. How
Speaker 1: do you think that that was acceptable for state bhavior?
Speaker 1: Maybe I was wrong. You know, when I met you,
Speaker 1: I saw a lot of compassion, And if you had compassion,
Speaker 1: that you would know that it's not such a bad
Speaker 1: thing to call sign with me. So, Cliff, you weren't
Speaker 1: joking when you were asking her to co sign a loan. No,
Speaker 1: I had to listen. About three years ago, I asked
Speaker 1: some of the problems with my credit, you know, and
Speaker 1: I'm working on it, and I think me driving a
Speaker 1: better car would definitely give me a better look. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a really good idea. Buy one hundred thousand dollar
Speaker 1: car that'll, you know, really secure your finance. That's a
Speaker 1: really building financial stability. So you're saying, Heather, you never
Speaker 1: had a rough time in your life, and now you're
Speaker 1: putting me down, your man wipe down? Is that what
Speaker 1: you're saying. I have had rough time in the past,
Speaker 1: I guess, But I've never asked a complete stranger to
Speaker 1: co sign on a loan for me A complete stranger
Speaker 1: the second time I saw you, we met the second
Speaker 1: so I'm not a complete stranger, first of all. Second wall,
Speaker 1: when I looked last time, when I when I pulled
Speaker 1: over and I looked at you, and it really made
Speaker 1: a deep connection with you. And I looked at you
Speaker 1: and I say, you know what, I can really see
Speaker 1: myself driving this car with you in it. I meant that.
Speaker 1: I meant that, and you could be in it because
Speaker 1: you could basically own part of this car if you
Speaker 1: wanted to. I'm totally baffled by this. Do you truly
Speaker 1: not understand how bad it is what you did? I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I trust people totty much. Clif is there anybody?
Speaker 1: Is there anybody else closer to you that you could
Speaker 1: have co sign a loan rather than somebody that you're
Speaker 1: on a first date with? Well, my family, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't really talk to them, but that's
Speaker 1: a full note story. Could you owe them money? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what, Heather. I hope one day that you
Speaker 1: don't hit a rough time like I did, and you know,
Speaker 1: maybe some day you need somebody to co sign with
Speaker 1: you and then you'll remember this time. Do you remember
Speaker 1: the car? Hobby? You remember me? And you go, you
Speaker 1: know what? Karma is a bitch, all right? Well, at
Speaker 1: that point I would love to ask if you guys
Speaker 1: would go on a second date. Heather, will you go
Speaker 1: out on a second day with Cliff. We will pay
Speaker 1: for it and I'll have somebody co sign that loan. No, yeah, Cliff,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No second date. Man. You know that's fine,
Speaker 1: you know it is what it is. But hey, Jubel,
Speaker 1: if you want to co sign with me, you know
Speaker 1: I'm apport And then you're asking me to co sign
Speaker 1: alone with you. I mean you were offering. You know
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't offer. I said, like, I've had
Speaker 1: to have people do that, and trust me, the old
Speaker 1: you said, if she went out with me again, you
Speaker 1: find somebody. Yeah, look me, co signing alone with you
Speaker 1: would only make your chances worse of getting alone. I
Speaker 1: don't know. We could always give them free advertising on
Speaker 1: your radio show. Okay, I'll do that. I'll risk my
Speaker 1: job and give him free advertising for plugs on the radio,
Speaker 1: and I'll co sign alone with you, even though I
Speaker 1: don't know you. I'll totally do that for you. Really, no,
Speaker 1: we'll not do that, broken jupil in the morning, she'll
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