Speaker 1: No entering nervous Stockholm. Gentlemen's day today tonight, you got
Speaker 1: a letter handsome men with me? Yeah? I just got
Speaker 1: push where you accept this roles? I'm hurting the rose Hans.
Speaker 1: I got two men. I got a man sandwich today
Speaker 1: one there's only one rose on the table. Rob, one
Speaker 1: of us has gone home. Oh my god, welcome to
Speaker 1: Will you accept this rose? My name is Arta Marine,
Speaker 1: and I am the host of this magical ship show
Speaker 1: and it is Gentleman's day to day. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: So excited we have with us a man who needs
Speaker 1: no introduction. He moved up in the rankings. He was
Speaker 1: the head of the name V and he actually is
Speaker 1: our podcasts two seventeen Bachelor Rob Betterday, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I'm not worthy. Oh my god, Rob, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm great, I'm good. I'm excited. And your show has
Speaker 1: been doing well, Yes, Kings of CON's doing well. The
Speaker 1: last episode premiere today. Yes, so yeah. We've doing a
Speaker 1: lot of press for that and super excited about it.
Speaker 1: It's all out there now in COMICQ and Rob is
Speaker 1: on Supernatural okay, And a man that I've been stalking
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks now. He hosts a podcast
Speaker 1: with Kevin Smith called Hollywood Babylon. He came here last
Speaker 1: year and offered such insight Ralph Garment, everybody, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for having me back. Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: love Do you guys know each other? We do? You
Speaker 1: met here first act? Yeah, the first time we ever
Speaker 1: met was here. Oh my god. And then we ran
Speaker 1: into each other at a couple of cons on the
Speaker 1: Kevin and Bean show, at the radio show I do
Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles. Oh my god. We're like old
Speaker 1: World pet World. We're gonna have to get you on
Speaker 1: our text chain. We have a pretty aggressive Monday night
Speaker 1: text change. Our text change was hopping over the weekend,
Speaker 1: you guys. To all of our listeners out there, I
Speaker 1: just want to say, honestly, Um, if I get like
Speaker 1: a brain aneurysm and I died tonight, like aside from
Speaker 1: not knowing who Nick picks like, I'll be disappointed about that,
Speaker 1: but I I feel complete that I went to Canada.
Speaker 1: I played four shows in Vancouver and I met two
Speaker 1: Bachelor contestants, Okay Haley Haley who got caught last night,
Speaker 1: and then Daniel, whose career last year was Canadian one
Speaker 1: of the stars a Bachelor in Paradise. They both came
Speaker 1: to shows. We'll start with Haley. I mean she came
Speaker 1: with her dad. Her dad, Irwin, who works on Unreal.
Speaker 1: I mean, what about a full circle moment. He works
Speaker 1: on Unreal. He's a handsome son of a gun. He
Speaker 1: is the one that bought tickets. He bought the tickets
Speaker 1: to come Haley. So then I met her I and
Speaker 1: I freaked out. She is so beautiful, like I mean,
Speaker 1: and that was really like a real guttural. I mean
Speaker 1: she is in person, like you're looking at her. She
Speaker 1: is so stunning that you can see that if you
Speaker 1: were an insecure girl to be in a house like
Speaker 1: if she's But she seemed extra beautiful on TV, right,
Speaker 1: I mean she was prettier than some of the other gals. Right.
Speaker 1: I think that as a batch, they're all pretty attractive, Yes,
Speaker 1: more so than other seasons. But she wears a broad
Speaker 1: an address from She could have been hotter. And he
Speaker 1: kept that. He kept the singer who was our top crade.
Speaker 1: He kept Josephine nursing students and nursing the aspiring nurse.
Speaker 1: Can we this cut to the chase with Josephine for
Speaker 1: a second. That song I sent the picture last night. Oh,
Speaker 1: God of her, that's song. She here's that. She thought
Speaker 1: she was nailing. It was the best part of all
Speaker 1: of it. Like she's so happy because I got to
Speaker 1: spend the day with me, you know. She thought, like
Speaker 1: in her mind, she's like, well, if I don't get Nick,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a recording contract. Like she didn't know
Speaker 1: that it wasn't the voice, Like she was to spin
Speaker 1: around and to fight with Nick over she knew she
Speaker 1: was nailing. How surprised she was that he called her name. No,
Speaker 1: she stunned. Yeah, she was like really, I'm crazy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do it? And then okay, so Daniel came. So I
Speaker 1: want I want to thank our listeners who basically last
Speaker 1: week I offered up tickets to Daniel and people started
Speaker 1: harassing him on Twitter and uh and also side note,
Speaker 1: a couple flew in from America to see the show
Speaker 1: because of the podcast. So shout out to you, I
Speaker 1: you got back from Canada or or you're you're happily
Speaker 1: moved to Vancouver. Um but but so so people started
Speaker 1: harassing Daniel and then Daniel direct messaged me because we
Speaker 1: follow each other, and he was like, I'll come guys.
Speaker 1: Daniel the Canadian. I mean, this was the guy who
Speaker 1: was like the eagle likes the pigeon. He did not
Speaker 1: disappoint me. I just said he had such beautiful nuggets.
Speaker 1: I first of had the prettiest nuggets. Beautiful they were.
Speaker 1: You know how I love a man's nuggets. I go
Speaker 1: straighter the nuggets, like, sure, what his face is fine,
Speaker 1: but let me get at those nuggets. His date was,
Speaker 1: His date was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I was Canada man. I was really wowed by Canada,
Speaker 1: the gene pool of Canada. What did you did? She
Speaker 1: have much conversation. She was at mcgilgrad. That's like the
Speaker 1: best school I know. And Daniel, it was really I
Speaker 1: just felt I brought him up on stage. He was
Speaker 1: a very good sport. I literally was shaking like a leaf,
Speaker 1: like as if George Clooney had arrived, like royalty, you know,
Speaker 1: like it was. It was truly the fact that the
Speaker 1: podcast delivered me Daniel, like I walked into my TV
Speaker 1: and suddenly I'm like Jorge the bar tender in Paradise.
Speaker 1: It was the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 1: I have text chains going with both of them. It's
Speaker 1: like the greatest thing that's out. Well. I was, for one,
Speaker 1: was sad to see your goal last Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Nick was a fool. Huh yeah, that was a fool.
Speaker 1: You guys, Okay, how are you enjoying the season so far? Ralph? Overall?
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten to talk to you yet, you know,
Speaker 1: are you stand? And I'm I'm over the moon. This
Speaker 1: has got everything as it really is. It's as good
Speaker 1: as it gets. It is, really Um, I'm afraid they
Speaker 1: may never be able to equal this season. You think so?
Speaker 1: This is I mean, Karin is amazing. Let's just start
Speaker 1: the nanny. Here's the thing. I do feel like the
Speaker 1: karn thing because Nick is very much as as many
Speaker 1: gentlemen are. I mean, he's very much led by the
Speaker 1: wang his bow. He's got boner fever. He abuses the privilege,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. And I feel like it has like
Speaker 1: he can't help himself, and the like the bounce house
Speaker 1: and stuff like that that it feels a little bit
Speaker 1: like like watching at least there's not there doesn't seem
Speaker 1: to be much of a charade that he's really looking
Speaker 1: for a wife. Do you think I think he is
Speaker 1: looking for a wife, but until he gets one, I
Speaker 1: think he is going to indulge every possible cardinal impulse
Speaker 1: that he gets. But look, this is not a surprise
Speaker 1: because he did it on the Seasons to sleep with women,
Speaker 1: although he didn't care. In Paradise, which was fascinating, and
Speaker 1: Paradise he felt he tried Amanda, Amanda front of him.
Speaker 1: He got shut down. Right here were the pigeon exactly?
Speaker 1: He needed to talk to Daniel. He needed to talk
Speaker 1: to Daniel who who also kept calling himself Papa Bear
Speaker 1: if you remember on Paradise. Okay, here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: starting off the top. Nick explaining at the Rod ceremony
Speaker 1: that he and Liz had to sex and that he
Speaker 1: went to each woman one might one. It's like, so,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about me having had sex before,
Speaker 1: which I think the whole thing is of a facade. Yes,
Speaker 1: like these women are virgins, doesn't everyone in that room
Speaker 1: except for the one who except for the girl that
Speaker 1: was on the horse that Liz, Liz, No, who's the
Speaker 1: other one sex? Lets you know? And she kept saying
Speaker 1: and Jadian Tyner's Wedding's wedding Kristen. Kristen is the one
Speaker 1: who hasn't had sex. But yeah, that's the thing we
Speaker 1: know about this guy that he sleeps with everybody. And
Speaker 1: like the other seasons, they know he slept with Andy.
Speaker 1: Yeah he admitted that on after the final rose, right
Speaker 1: and then you know you slept, he slept with the
Speaker 1: other one. And I like that. As he's checking in
Speaker 1: to see if they're okay, he's petting each woman like
Speaker 1: she's an animal. There was one shoulder he was petting.
Speaker 1: He had sort of an odd There was an odd
Speaker 1: later on when we get to the beautiful Um, the
Speaker 1: beautiful Danielle, there was an odd pet that was happening there.
Speaker 1: So as that's going on, as he's petting each woman,
Speaker 1: we have Karin upstairs in her flash or trench coat dress.
Speaker 1: Um that she as she is getting ready. It was
Speaker 1: it was she said quote she found out that someone
Speaker 1: had had intercourse with Nick before me. For a woman
Speaker 1: who was so like purposedly that was proposed. I just
Speaker 1: sounded like Jessica Simpson, Um, for a woman is supposed
Speaker 1: to be so sexual, like the way she talks about it,
Speaker 1: like my sex abilities or top notch. And Nick has
Speaker 1: had intercourse before me, like it's very clinical. She said
Speaker 1: she knows how to work the sex charm last night,
Speaker 1: which I thought it was an odd phrase that I've
Speaker 1: never heard before. Either. She said, I'm confident to know
Speaker 1: that I have the it factor that guys really like,
Speaker 1: like a massive fake cans like so does every other girl.
Speaker 1: That the factor is she lays down and spreads her
Speaker 1: legs get a lot of guys respond to that. It
Speaker 1: turns out I like the big black box that they
Speaker 1: had around. Oh my god, her can huge nothing up
Speaker 1: here because mid spot time going on? How long is that? Well?
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Also later on there was a shot
Speaker 1: of her attempting to cook bacon where she went from
Speaker 1: being like hot as fucked to like looking like an
Speaker 1: old Russian grandmother she like when she's not in her
Speaker 1: full contour makeup and like her her sex trench, which
Speaker 1: she was just done there in glasses like sleeving over
Speaker 1: the stove. It was like a complete There was a
Speaker 1: vast difference. Yeah, she's gonna it's gonna go south for
Speaker 1: her in about ten years. Yeah, big time, big time.
Speaker 1: She said, Nick's not Nick is not going to know
Speaker 1: what hit him. We're going to explore each other sexually,
Speaker 1: and then she showed up with her can of whip
Speaker 1: cream that had the tape over the Ready Whip, which
Speaker 1: then was a an ad later on in the night,
Speaker 1: ready Whip had an had there's an ad for ready Whip?
Speaker 1: Was there a phone call ready, ready whip? You should
Speaker 1: get on this? Yeah, featured heavily on. It's not carrying
Speaker 1: a whip, she's carrying your can. You know they had
Speaker 1: to like panic and go make an act, make an
Speaker 1: you couldn't believe they're good, fortunate and like watching her
Speaker 1: ship can like so drunk, go downstairs knowing that she's
Speaker 1: nailing it, and quite honestly, he did lick the whip
Speaker 1: cream off of her tip and like, and then she
Speaker 1: goes upstairs, burst into tears and takes herself to bed
Speaker 1: like a like and she was like in tears going
Speaker 1: this night didn't go as planned, And I want to
Speaker 1: be like, what was the plan? She didn't rail me
Speaker 1: on the driveway in front of a mansion that was
Speaker 1: really what she was expected to drive by. They always
Speaker 1: wet driveway, And thought I was going to go, We're
Speaker 1: really going to just slam on top of her trench? Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is which like, I feel stupid that all he
Speaker 1: did was lick my boob. Yeah, she was. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe how shut down she felt. I mean literally, he
Speaker 1: licked her boom Like what what? How much like he
Speaker 1: didn't he didn't finger her. There's a show to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they's so disappe a very tenuous grasp on the concept
Speaker 1: that there are other women also competed for attention and
Speaker 1: they're looking through the window at her while she's in
Speaker 1: the trench coach. She really seems oblivious to the fact
Speaker 1: that there's a world outside of Karin. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then she so then she when she winked at him,
Speaker 1: her cross syded giant wink, that is like that wink
Speaker 1: should be like the face of like a cheap brand
Speaker 1: of chart in a you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: that's like you can't afford the good stuff, but you
Speaker 1: need to get her done. Like it's the Karin like
Speaker 1: a box in a mine in a slow blink vineyards.
Speaker 1: We bring you the box available now Walmart. Everything. So
Speaker 1: then she chase herself upstairs and she passes out. I
Speaker 1: know again, I didn't start until Caitlin season. I've never
Speaker 1: seen someone sleep through a rose ceremony. Have you has
Speaker 1: that ever happened? No? No, And I don't think it's sleeping.
Speaker 1: They keep saying, oh, she keeps going to sleep, she's
Speaker 1: passed out, she s she is lit from like mid
Speaker 1: day on you. She's drinking hard. It's like mission accomplished,
Speaker 1: and she's only eating cucumber slices of like some like
Speaker 1: poor p a that's pretending to be her nanny has
Speaker 1: brought her Backel Rickel. So then the Backstreet Boys show up. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys know we were saying before this started, the
Speaker 1: Backstreet but the girls go crazy, lose their mind. Katie,
Speaker 1: you had a point. The Backstreet Boy. Now, these girls
Speaker 1: are probably pretty young to be into the Backstreet. They're
Speaker 1: all mid twenties, right, Yeah, the Backstreet Boys were popular
Speaker 1: about twenty years ago, right, so they were like three
Speaker 1: and super into the Backstreet Boys. Well, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I honestly I don't know from Backstreet Boys. You love
Speaker 1: the Backstreet Boys. Know. I was like, which one is
Speaker 1: the one? The breakout one? There really isn't one. There's
Speaker 1: nick I got asking my wife. I said, wasn't it
Speaker 1: wasn't a Wallberg. I was inc was there Wallburg and
Speaker 1: then sync. No, that's a no. Donny wasn't Donny. No,
Speaker 1: that was a New Kids and New Kids. Okay, wait
Speaker 1: so um the one Backstreet boy who was in the
Speaker 1: corner during the choreography and just counting it off, he
Speaker 1: wasn't dancing with He was just like to like he's also, hey,
Speaker 1: time's burning here, like like Mr. Time. He was like
Speaker 1: the angry choreographer from show Girl body lined up to
Speaker 1: see you know, all the Backstreet boys are gonna be
Speaker 1: fucking like dolphins, like in the pool with the light up,
Speaker 1: the light up palm tree. Someone was like, Johnny, you're
Speaker 1: in charge of the time. He's like time, got it?
Speaker 1: Got it? You mean when they were working on their
Speaker 1: planned dancing, Oh my god, she cannot roll unless he
Speaker 1: is basically licking her tips. She cannot roll. She goes
Speaker 1: for me like I'm so confident, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's dancing with the bag. She boy was like fuck, yes,
Speaker 1: oh I just look, but I cannot dance, which goes
Speaker 1: to show me again. I think she's probably bad and
Speaker 1: bad like I feel like she's got no rhythm. Mmmm,
Speaker 1: that's a good point. I don't think I mean again,
Speaker 1: I think it's her talent is saying yes, that's that's her. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's kind of porn star. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: that if that's you know, your thing. I think that
Speaker 1: she's actually probably Florida personified the entire state in one
Speaker 1: human being, all Florida. A large part of that is
Speaker 1: just saying, yes, getting drunk and dying down with whatever
Speaker 1: guy seems interested in at she can also represent Daytona
Speaker 1: Beach aside from her why we got a lot I
Speaker 1: should manage her. And then they're at the I Heart
Speaker 1: Radio concert, which was surprisingly packed actually, and they kept
Speaker 1: zooming in on these like group of middle aged women
Speaker 1: up in the balcony that clearly somebody his wife like
Speaker 1: works at like ABC, like. They kept zooming in on
Speaker 1: the set of like moms that were clearly going to
Speaker 1: town to the Backstreet Boy. I think that was the
Speaker 1: back Street Girls. I think, yeah, that makes sense. Um.
Speaker 1: And then so Danielle Wins, Danielle wins the dancing she's
Speaker 1: she is so pretty, she is so pretty. And then
Speaker 1: but then once again, and this is the first one
Speaker 1: of the season, because I'm surprised that it's taken three
Speaker 1: episodes to get I always feel so uncomfortable when people
Speaker 1: have to slow dance alone in front of a group
Speaker 1: and people like this happens every season. They have to
Speaker 1: slowed like there's a whole band and then you have
Speaker 1: to slow dance and then people are watching. It makes
Speaker 1: me panic watching that, and like Danielle could not be hotter,
Speaker 1: and even that felt awkward, Like even at felt not
Speaker 1: as sexy if they had a little privacy and not
Speaker 1: the full band singing to the She didn't seem to mind.
Speaker 1: She went in for the kiss she did where they
Speaker 1: were slow current had almost exploded when she went in
Speaker 1: for the kids. She was like, that's mindless, and the
Speaker 1: Backstreet voice said, you know, you guys want to stick
Speaker 1: around and play, you know out Oh my god. They
Speaker 1: also did Nick a solid by picking Danielle. They were like,
Speaker 1: which one would I want? A slow dancer? And you
Speaker 1: know she was a good dancer. She I definitely we
Speaker 1: have her. I definitely think she's at least going to
Speaker 1: make it to the final three. She's at least going
Speaker 1: to fantasy stories. Yeah, oh yeah, I think her and Vanessa,
Speaker 1: who I'm sure we'll get to. Yes, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're getting there. So that one more thing about she
Speaker 1: was saying during the rehearsals. She said, this isn't just
Speaker 1: me just crying because I'm not the center of attention,
Speaker 1: And they cut to slam, cut to her crying in
Speaker 1: the bathroom because she's not the center of it. That's
Speaker 1: the best edit of the season. You know, its funny
Speaker 1: because they're I mean, the editors on Bachelor in Paradise,
Speaker 1: Like truly, I do think should win Oscars. But I
Speaker 1: feel like these editors are are not just no I no, no, I.
Speaker 1: I've said this before where I don't think an Emmy
Speaker 1: is enough. I don't think it Emmy is enough um respect,
Speaker 1: Like I think it should be the top of like
Speaker 1: the best editing that's ever I do think the Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise editing is the best editing that's ever happened.
Speaker 1: But I want to give a shout out to the
Speaker 1: editors of the BAT. It's more subtle because they have
Speaker 1: to protect their bachelor. They have to keep him like
Speaker 1: looking good, and they can't play it for the forest
Speaker 1: that it is as broadly as they can you can
Speaker 1: cut for comedy on Paradise. Here, we're supposed to still
Speaker 1: believe that they are trying to find love and everyone's
Speaker 1: a fool and no one's protected in Paradise, like everyone
Speaker 1: is like I'll go to Mexico and like get I'll
Speaker 1: do it in a hot top for starting with the
Speaker 1: theme song, you get like yeah, but this one, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I I was watching by myself last time.
Speaker 1: My wife's out of town and I'm literally guy, I
Speaker 1: was dripping the couch and yelling at the TV. It
Speaker 1: was wrong. I talked about you on stage. I want
Speaker 1: you to know that in Vancouver, I said, because I
Speaker 1: think I texted you when I saw that Daniel had
Speaker 1: actually come. I saw him, I freaked out and I
Speaker 1: ran into the green room and I was like totally
Speaker 1: nervous and there and then I was texting you and
Speaker 1: you were like no way, And I was like this
Speaker 1: man is like a father of two, like a television
Speaker 1: start like literally it's it was pretty late at night
Speaker 1: on a Saturday night. That I love that you were
Speaker 1: a grown married man, father of two who's so excited
Speaker 1: that Daniel the Canadians. The text you gotta get on
Speaker 1: that change a lot of flaws in both of you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But you wouldn't be excited if Daniel
Speaker 1: came to meet you, I'd be like, oh, that's interesting,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't be. No, you're a woman that works
Speaker 1: on the rag with William H. Macy. You were excited
Speaker 1: about Daniel with the with the maple leaf speedo. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I yah. My mother is so hard find my mother
Speaker 1: over my mother. I mean, I grew up in New England,
Speaker 1: I have a nice education. My mother, my brother, you know,
Speaker 1: runs a nice company. My mother is cannot wrap her
Speaker 1: head around the fact that not only do I watch
Speaker 1: The Bachelor, that like the most important thing in my
Speaker 1: life is my unpaid Bachelor podcast. I had a pilot.
Speaker 1: I have a pilot audition today that I tried to
Speaker 1: get moved or canceled because I didn't want it to
Speaker 1: distract from my podcast. Okay, okay, So then Karin said
Speaker 1: the phrase I made Karin Karin again. No, No, I
Speaker 1: made Karin grade again. No, she said, I made Karin
Speaker 1: Karin again. I beg to differ. Oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 1: might have to go to the tape. I played this
Speaker 1: clip this morning on my radio show and I said,
Speaker 1: she is paraphrasing the President elect. She said, I made
Speaker 1: Karn Wow. You know what I can't even understand her.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, she has like an ad
Speaker 1: annoyed thing. Listen to this. I had recorded a little
Speaker 1: bit of Karin last night. I couldn't believe this was
Speaker 1: something that she did. It plays it twice. Um, here
Speaker 1: she goes. She was talking like it's like the way
Speaker 1: she talks. Here we go, hold on face. She's hard
Speaker 1: to understand. Maybe that was maybe that wasn't that exciting.
Speaker 1: Um so so she so women it okay, Vanessa audio okay, yes, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: karn okay. So then Karin passes out again and um
Speaker 1: on the date, and I love that they've edited in
Speaker 1: her snoring. Oh god, yeah, stot they went like, well,
Speaker 1: they fully went like old man, old Man's dude. So
Speaker 1: then he's he's already made out. He's already made out
Speaker 1: with Danielle on stage. But then he goes and he
Speaker 1: pulls Danielle first, and he does him like awkward. He
Speaker 1: like takes her hand and sticks it behind his head,
Speaker 1: and then he tries to go in for like her ass,
Speaker 1: and then he brings her to dance solo in this
Speaker 1: weird like prop house thing that they're in, and then
Speaker 1: he like grabs her ass. He fully wants at that ass.
Speaker 1: He's like, I gotta get at that asp and he
Speaker 1: slaps it too. He's a dirty dog. That's the beauty
Speaker 1: of That's the beauty of neck um, Katie, are you
Speaker 1: still liking Nick how so? I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: feel like he's very full of himself. You know, he
Speaker 1: won me back in Paradise, but he's losing me quickly exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I just feel like he's I hate saying this,
Speaker 1: but he's not there for the right reasons. I agree you, Like,
Speaker 1: I was just texting last night that ass. He's fun,
Speaker 1: but like as boring as it would be if it
Speaker 1: was Luke. I feel like Luke would actually be there
Speaker 1: trying to find a wife. Nick is kind of dull.
Speaker 1: It's kind of flatlining for me in terms of the personality. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he's and he's so distracted by his bon er
Speaker 1: fever for Karin that like we can't even have the
Speaker 1: charade except for like a Vanessa, which we'll get to,
Speaker 1: but uh, like it distracts from I feel like in
Speaker 1: the beginning of Caitlin season, you know, there was something
Speaker 1: that she was actually starting to connect with. There was
Speaker 1: a bunch of guys she had some connections with, and
Speaker 1: that doesn't seem to be happening here. No, he just
Speaker 1: goes from make out session to make out session. Every
Speaker 1: time someone's on the couch with him. He treats them
Speaker 1: all the same for the most part. Yeah. Um. So
Speaker 1: then somebody says, was it Karine? Somebody says, I want
Speaker 1: to have a boob job, tiny one? And then she said,
Speaker 1: who could even have a baby? I need to get
Speaker 1: Roquel ready for that. Rick Kell is my nanny I've had.
Speaker 1: I have tried to make cheese pasta. I can't make
Speaker 1: cheese pasta like her. I don't watch my own clothes,
Speaker 1: and you know what, it makes her happy. And I'm
Speaker 1: not going to stop a woman's happiness, that's right. I
Speaker 1: don't want to take away the joy of Raquel. I'm
Speaker 1: sure does it just for yeah, and whatever minimum wage
Speaker 1: her father has carved out of a multimillion dollar corporations
Speaker 1: for it's win win. Everybody's happy. I like that. Jasmine
Speaker 1: actually fell over, like she was so angry about the
Speaker 1: fact that Karin has a nanny that her own woman
Speaker 1: using the word nanny's insane. Even I have a maid
Speaker 1: or I have a housekeeper or an assistant I would
Speaker 1: like for some I was like, oh, maybe it's just
Speaker 1: like an assistant. She's like, what does she do for you? Well,
Speaker 1: she makes my bed. I was like, okay, no, you
Speaker 1: know what it is. She probably raised her and has
Speaker 1: not stopped, like you stop using that word. Of course,
Speaker 1: of course he did any self awareness at all as
Speaker 1: a parent, you let him go when they're in high school,
Speaker 1: like it's it's yeah, they're done, it's done to take
Speaker 1: care of themselves. It is you're being generous by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you better let go by junior high and the wife,
Speaker 1: in their own ask could probably quite frankly yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: But the cheese pasta, that's a good point, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? She basically said, like she makes me
Speaker 1: mac and cheese, and ye, who knows how to make that?
Speaker 1: As she's still and she's still at the freeze like
Speaker 1: where she probably doesn't even like sauce on her pasta
Speaker 1: like a kid, you know, like kids only like butter
Speaker 1: and like like parmesan. She but do you think she
Speaker 1: realized do you think she has enough self awareness to
Speaker 1: realize that she's like playing the best villain ever, that
Speaker 1: she's smart enough to figure out what would make me
Speaker 1: the best villain. Oh my god, my nanny. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think she is consciously trying to be the villain.
Speaker 1: I think she thinks she's pretty cool. I think she
Speaker 1: thinks she's she's the one. Yeah, she's the most attractive,
Speaker 1: and she's got the most going on, and she's the
Speaker 1: star of the show. I don't think she's aware of
Speaker 1: how evil she's seen me. She is the star of
Speaker 1: the show. She's but but yeah, um, do you think
Speaker 1: she traveled with that trench coat or that they've provided
Speaker 1: it for her? Or was she this is my move?
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to bust it out. I don't know
Speaker 1: that's a good question. I mean, I don't think this
Speaker 1: is the first time she's put on the trench coach.
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing. The trench goat is part
Speaker 1: of the bag of tricks. She probably had one bag
Speaker 1: full of record closing another one, just like those fuzzy
Speaker 1: handcuffs and whip cream, six pack of whipped cream and
Speaker 1: the trench coat. She's got naughty nurse flavored nipple gloss
Speaker 1: or something. She's got a whole bag full of sexual
Speaker 1: a couture mall that she brought me. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: a James Bond briefcase, secret compartment like Florida sext So.
Speaker 1: I bet she came equipped with the trench. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: then he takes a one on one. He takes Vanessa,
Speaker 1: who is my pick for the girl to go all
Speaker 1: the way. I love her so much. They're kissing weightlets,
Speaker 1: and then she vomits and then they have a vomit kiss.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, let's slow down. This is just unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I mean, personally, that's probably one of my fears, is
Speaker 1: vomiting five television. Yeah, but you did it elegantly right
Speaker 1: to vomit within zero gravity. Yeah, I really I wanted
Speaker 1: and didn't want to see it go. It did feel
Speaker 1: a little bit like the gravity wasn't working as well
Speaker 1: as they wanted it to, Like they kept trying to
Speaker 1: kind of push off and like try to make it jumpy.
Speaker 1: I haven't done it. I have flown on them on
Speaker 1: that weightless flight. It is, yeah, a little bit initially,
Speaker 1: but you get used to it pretty quick. Fun. It's
Speaker 1: enormously fun. I recommend it to anyone. I did it
Speaker 1: out of Vegas, out of mccaren They've got it, And
Speaker 1: do you feel like, did you float more than that
Speaker 1: or is that about how much you float? Well, they
Speaker 1: do prabble is what it's called. Where they go down
Speaker 1: really low and then they climb really high, and that's
Speaker 1: when you sort of pin to the floor. You can't
Speaker 1: move your your body weight and the g forces like
Speaker 1: compress you to the floor of the plane. Doesn't hurt, no,
Speaker 1: it just feels like an enormous pressure. And then when
Speaker 1: they get to the top of that prable and they
Speaker 1: level off, that's the moment where you're floating, but it
Speaker 1: only lasts for about fifteen twenty seconds before they get
Speaker 1: to the other side and they go down and they
Speaker 1: come up again and do that about fifteen times. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. So you know, together, you probably get a
Speaker 1: half an hour or so of time, but you're only
Speaker 1: in the air waitless for a certain amount of that.
Speaker 1: Did you get nauseous? I didn't, because they offered us drama.
Speaker 1: I mean before we took off, and I accepted that offer.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether Vanessa did or not, but I
Speaker 1: did see someone be unwell on my flight. I would
Speaker 1: definitely have a very delicate inner ear and I would
Speaker 1: for sure be the one vomiting, but very delicate interr ear.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing that's delicate about my thought. But
Speaker 1: the people who were getting the person who got sick
Speaker 1: on my flight, when I did it, it was it
Speaker 1: was the down swing. It was when it was the
Speaker 1: pressure that made the sick less so than the floating.
Speaker 1: The floating didn't seem to have an adverse effect them. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm I'm reading her again, like such
Speaker 1: a nightmare to me, Like the vomiting that, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's like feeling a little bit nauseous. I would be like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, all right, let's chilly, and he's like really
Speaker 1: and he's like still dancing around. He's like, no, I
Speaker 1: really do feel feel funny. Then he like he gets
Speaker 1: in that weird like their legs are in innerah intertwine,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like and then basically makes her throw up.
Speaker 1: And then as she stow, he's up in her gril
Speaker 1: like are you sure you're okay? You know, like it's
Speaker 1: such a nightmare to mean, she's vomiting. He's like, what
Speaker 1: is it? Like he's just nudging into her face. There's
Speaker 1: no privacy, there's no price, like a cocker Spaniel in
Speaker 1: front of smell what she had for dinner. Totally like
Speaker 1: for me, I throw up, but she's like five feet away,
Speaker 1: just patting me on the back like it's okay, honey,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like he was like never,
Speaker 1: he was never more rock hard than when she was
Speaker 1: like mom, and he so into that. He was pretty
Speaker 1: elegant too. She handled that pretty well. Elegant once again,
Speaker 1: shout out to the sound effects people. Just put that
Speaker 1: in there. I don't think that was her. You could
Speaker 1: hear landing in the bag in the bag, you know.
Speaker 1: She also then so then he immediately goes in for
Speaker 1: even though they're chewing gum, they haven't brushed their teeth.
Speaker 1: He goes right in for the kids. He does not
Speaker 1: care kiss and he he I can't believe I just
Speaker 1: used the phrase rock card. That's so gross and it
Speaker 1: went right. I didn't even it's disgusting. So so then
Speaker 1: she comes out, she's talking about it, and immediately, once again,
Speaker 1: her face is beautifully contoured. Like if I had just
Speaker 1: been vomiting multiple times in a bag, like my lip
Speaker 1: gloss on my contoured face, I wouldn't have got to dinner.
Speaker 1: She went to dinner. I would have been like she
Speaker 1: had water though she had water at dinner. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: liked at that. I think she was anyone take a bite,
Speaker 1: but they usually drank. They usually he was drinking. But
Speaker 1: she was like I think she was like she was
Speaker 1: delicately do it. She is so beautiful and and like, okay,
Speaker 1: she did talk about being at her grandfather's funeral and
Speaker 1: there was a rose and then she knew that her
Speaker 1: grandfather was with her and I and I thought with
Speaker 1: Karin really like I don't know, how did you feel
Speaker 1: about that? I was just thinking, there's no no one
Speaker 1: seemed to have any kids, but there are a lot
Speaker 1: of dead people's stories happening on this season. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: If she's so pretty, and I really felt like, well,
Speaker 1: this is it, this is his wife, Like this is happening.
Speaker 1: They're falling in love. Well, she was so kind of cool.
Speaker 1: She was great, and he was great Canadian Canadians. The
Speaker 1: only person I've seen him have any real sort of
Speaker 1: chemistry where they seemed actually to connect and click. You
Speaker 1: could see them being cry. He loves to cry? Is
Speaker 1: that manipulative? Is that if he is that? Like him?
Speaker 1: He just loves to cry. He just loves to cry.
Speaker 1: He's just soft. Yeah, I think he's a crier. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I keep fine cry. I mean you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Maybe I've had many a menthall blower in my eye
Speaker 1: when I've had to cry and like bringing the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: got a sex moveower. Oh my god, it's a wonderful
Speaker 1: move after I vomited in the bag um. So then
Speaker 1: they go there's a group date and poor Carl Lewis,
Speaker 1: do you think when he was like a national hero,
Speaker 1: like you know, he was for this country when all
Speaker 1: those medals, and he ever thought he was going to
Speaker 1: ever have to host the knick Kathleen jump Felix what's
Speaker 1: her name? Yeah, yeah, she was just in the Olympics
Speaker 1: and she hears she is doing it, and they have
Speaker 1: to like, wait, there's Nick waiting in the jacuzzi. Ah,
Speaker 1: and like do you think the producers say to them
Speaker 1: like this is who this is? Yes, of course, because
Speaker 1: everybody's always like I can't believe it's yeah, exactly, are
Speaker 1: not going to know Lewis exactly, Yeah, you're right, And
Speaker 1: so then they have to do it and the girl
Speaker 1: Mrs Rachel misses the ring and we've missed Rachel because
Speaker 1: she was came out strong as the front runner. She
Speaker 1: got the first impression roads we've not seen her since
Speaker 1: she wins the race. Couldn't be more elegant or beautiful.
Speaker 1: And then but the other gal runs and gets into
Speaker 1: the hotel. Well, holl time out. Rachel try to maim
Speaker 1: Astrid by stomping on her hand when Astrid reaches for
Speaker 1: that ring to get into the hut. Let's not gloss
Speaker 1: over the fact that your little friend, Rachel, that you
Speaker 1: love so much, stop and trying to prush her fingers
Speaker 1: into the dirt by stomping on them so much so
Speaker 1: that she shattered that ring, which they said later, oh,
Speaker 1: the ring dropped and it broke. No, Rachel stomped all
Speaker 1: over that ship. Take Astrid's hand off at the wrist
Speaker 1: because she was reaching from before we continue. First of all,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right, poor Asterid. We had her poor natural
Speaker 1: boobs just bounce, and hey, she took that half a
Speaker 1: ring and she ran right to the hut. She was
Speaker 1: like holding her broken knuckles to the hot tub. She
Speaker 1: was committed. I am a girl with a naturally large chest,
Speaker 1: and I generally have to wear like two jogbras if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go jogging and but you want to look
Speaker 1: cute on TV and I watched poor Asterroid and I
Speaker 1: felt for her. It was like, I mean they were
Speaker 1: just flying. All that had to hurt, that had to hurt,
Speaker 1: and how uncommon to see natural with such a thin girl,
Speaker 1: like she has a tall, thin gal. She's just blessed
Speaker 1: Asterid slow Cloud for as who is your who is
Speaker 1: your pick overall to win? Vanessa? I have a deep,
Speaker 1: deep crush on She's so and I like that she
Speaker 1: like didn't watch like she hasn't watched him any of
Speaker 1: the season special. Yeah, she's gonna win. She's the best.
Speaker 1: She speaks three language and she's like a superhero, doesn't
Speaker 1: That's she's so good. And that's the worry is that
Speaker 1: she's gonna, you know, by the end when she's like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Well, she's already had an ass
Speaker 1: full of them by the end of this episode, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? Why are you grinding her? And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: there's it wasn't just that she the unbelievable, unbelievable just touching.
Speaker 1: It's like so that he throws rather than a rose
Speaker 1: or and he throws a pool party and and they
Speaker 1: set up a special bounce house for Corres. She gets
Speaker 1: the call whatever prop she wants, just they just accommodate her.
Speaker 1: She snaps her fingers and Rickel brings out a bounty
Speaker 1: house for she was probably in the suitcase by the way.
Speaker 1: They just had to inflate it. Yeah, the box of
Speaker 1: Trickssney Worlds. He has like a steamer trunk, steamer trunk
Speaker 1: like Houdini of sexuality coat fully like it was like
Speaker 1: almost full. I mean, she was really getting at it, like,
Speaker 1: and they were spending something and then there was a
Speaker 1: moment where he was walking around carrying her as she
Speaker 1: was straddling him, and he was like ha ha like
Speaker 1: and the girls are watching kind of like and all
Speaker 1: of the girls, not just that just Vanessa, but they
Speaker 1: were all kind of like fuck this, like you like,
Speaker 1: you're disgusting. Yeah, that was like, honestly, that was hard
Speaker 1: to watch because there again, he's attractive, beautiful, beautiful women,
Speaker 1: most of which are I'm sure very intelligent, and they're going,
Speaker 1: let's go inside. This sucks the worst. Why are why
Speaker 1: aren't we here? And then Vanessa calls him out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so and I like that she was like, and this
Speaker 1: isn't about Karine. This is about you, because the other
Speaker 1: girls went to like trash, you know, the other girls
Speaker 1: are like, you shouldn't be and I like that. She's like,
Speaker 1: Karine's gonna do what Karine's gonna do. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want. I don't know if I like you.
Speaker 1: And he's like, okay, oh my god, he's okay. Well,
Speaker 1: and he's like he has that sort of weird smile
Speaker 1: as he's talking, Yeah, this is like okay. It's like
Speaker 1: she was writing me and I don't know how much
Speaker 1: you saw, but we were just in the bound. It's like,
Speaker 1: don't you know, I don't even try, son, you got busted.
Speaker 1: Come clean. I apologize to the lady. And he seems
Speaker 1: incapable of saying no to anything sexual, and he missed
Speaker 1: any touch anything under He is powerless to say, you
Speaker 1: know what, this is really inappropriate right here, right now,
Speaker 1: let's table this for another He can't, he can't, and
Speaker 1: he met his match and Krin, who also never says no,
Speaker 1: right yeah and has her Hoodini bag. And then the
Speaker 1: night before so they did when they were at this
Speaker 1: weird event that had strange props all over it. It
Speaker 1: was like it felt like a weird I didn't feel
Speaker 1: like a real bar. There was like it's like ABC
Speaker 1: emptied out like a prop plane and there was like
Speaker 1: Genie lamps and stuff. And that's where Dominique started losing
Speaker 1: her ship. Dominique completely lost her confidence and and was like,
Speaker 1: you didn't come at me and say I mean like
Speaker 1: it's my biggest nightmare. And he's like like, we I
Speaker 1: don't even know you. Like I thought that was pathetic
Speaker 1: of her to say, you didn't say don't what's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? And I'm here to reassure you. He's got
Speaker 1: twenty five women running around. He's not looking to see
Speaker 1: if you're feeling okay, not at this point off the show,
Speaker 1: And I felt like he was really smart to say like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not going to catch I think she thought that
Speaker 1: he was going to be like, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: want you to feel good, and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, see you. Yeah. She Although she did have
Speaker 1: a cute dress, I will say that, I mean, nothing
Speaker 1: beats Haley's dress at the beginning. Oh my got Haley's
Speaker 1: dress at the Rosa. Oh my god, it was amazing
Speaker 1: just to take you back just to take you back
Speaker 1: to Okay, alright, alright, you guys at my bounty. She
Speaker 1: was so beautiful in person, and she was kind of
Speaker 1: funny and cool. Haley, I hope you go to Paradise.
Speaker 1: I hope, they asked her producers, you should ask Haley
Speaker 1: to go to Paradise. I wanted to come do this podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, won't be gross. Oh my god, Haley,
Speaker 1: will you come to our past. You'll try your best.
Speaker 1: Let's say you'll try your best. Let's not make any
Speaker 1: promises rough. I'll be like, so, Haley, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that dress. Put it on your minniple po shirt. What's
Speaker 1: going on? There's me crying in the bathroom. She said, no,
Speaker 1: I thought we had an exit, and she only liked,
Speaker 1: we've green about. I did not go out. I thought
Speaker 1: it would. Kin said about the dancing with the back
Speaker 1: Street Boys, she said, it was all over. This is
Speaker 1: the worst day of my life. And I said, if
Speaker 1: the worst day of your life involves not dancing so
Speaker 1: well for the back Street books and watching a guy
Speaker 1: you're really not dating kiss someone else, you need to
Speaker 1: get out more to have some bad days. The worst
Speaker 1: day of my life. I wish by the way, after
Speaker 1: she rode him in the bounce house, she went back
Speaker 1: to bed again. She went back like mission accomplished. Like it.
Speaker 1: It's almost like it takes everything out of her to go,
Speaker 1: Like she's so drained that she does like the and
Speaker 1: she doesn't like powers downatic whore. So it is amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um wow, Okay, So the other who are the other lady?
Speaker 1: There was one blond lady that he cut that I
Speaker 1: didn't even recognize. There was um who was that Emily?
Speaker 1: There was some one there was there was like, there
Speaker 1: was Haley, there was a blonde. There was two blondes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then there was a blonde with you. It was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't know who. I think Haley
Speaker 1: was a big shock. Yeah, I'm glad he kept the
Speaker 1: dolphin who was like move bitches, Alexis. Yeah, like Alexis. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's funny, she is so Caucus New Jersey through and through. Yes,
Speaker 1: what is to Florida Alexe? I like her making out
Speaker 1: and Nick on the Nick portrait, the Giant Nick. She's
Speaker 1: just she does. Yeah, she doesn't give up. She I
Speaker 1: feel like she would be our friend. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I do for sure, she's funny, and she's always like
Speaker 1: lately buzz I mean, I guess everybody is, but she
Speaker 1: seems more buzzed, like she and Karin are both like
Speaker 1: on the wine train, and I like that, did you
Speaker 1: notice the editing move on the rose ceremony? Will They'll
Speaker 1: cut to one of the girls going like, I just
Speaker 1: don't think it's going to meet me. There's no way.
Speaker 1: He like, he didn't give me any time. And then
Speaker 1: they always called her name and the next person like,
Speaker 1: he straight up said me, you're going home. He walked
Speaker 1: me to the car and the car left, and then
Speaker 1: they call her here they do every time except Haley.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like, if you want to get your name,
Speaker 1: picks start freaking out that he's not going to call you. Yeah, um, okay,
Speaker 1: we have some tweets of the week. You guys get
Speaker 1: to vote on the tweet of the week. But this
Speaker 1: was a good episode, though I hate the episodes where
Speaker 1: they don't actually cut someone where it's like to be continued,
Speaker 1: I need a Rose ceremony every week. Well they're losing
Speaker 1: people outside the ceremony. Yeah, this season so often you
Speaker 1: really don't need it. Because Liz when she walked and
Speaker 1: then the week left this week without a rose ceremony.
Speaker 1: So you know, as long as they keep losing people
Speaker 1: at Hawk, I don't think you need How long do
Speaker 1: you think Karin is gonna last? I think she's gonna
Speaker 1: get deep. Do you think Top four Anna? You think
Speaker 1: Top four Anna's back? You guys, Anna, we were so
Speaker 1: worried about you, guys stock up and top was stuck.
Speaker 1: Um okay, will you help us pick tweets of the week.
Speaker 1: Here are and here are the ones that are in
Speaker 1: the running from last week. I believe he won last week.
Speaker 1: He was last year's champ. No, he didn't win, he
Speaker 1: was a runner up. He was last season's champion. Seth
Speaker 1: vat Karin my wreck, heell is my everything. She brings
Speaker 1: me the platinum cucumber for my platinum Virgian. All right,
Speaker 1: that's one of them, Amelia Lembach at unpaid, Amelia says.
Speaker 1: The other girls are just all trying so hard, says
Speaker 1: Karn As she contours for a pool party. That's really good.
Speaker 1: That's really good. We have Anna siler Uh. Karin is
Speaker 1: like a sloth that only wakes to mate. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Um Anna, Siler again with another one.
Speaker 1: I hope Jamie got Dominique's number before she laughed these balls,
Speaker 1: and then Alex Donnelly, who's at our five. Karin is
Speaker 1: about as good as winking as Nick is as proposing
Speaker 1: to people on live TV. So I'm gonna say it
Speaker 1: seems like our top two are. The other girls are
Speaker 1: just all trying so hard, says Karin as she contours
Speaker 1: for a pool party. Or Karin is like a sloth
Speaker 1: that only wakes to mate contour or sloth contour for contour.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go contour. I was gonna go sloth. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Alex like, oh my good, Yes you are
Speaker 1: our tweet of the week. If I could get your
Speaker 1: not a hold on this, we can cut the list
Speaker 1: out a little bit. Okay, it is uh Annie Limback
Speaker 1: at Unpaid Amelia. Don't get me redo that one. It
Speaker 1: was Amelia Lembach at Unpaid Amelia. The other girls are
Speaker 1: just all trying so hard to as Karin as she
Speaker 1: contours for a pool party. Tweet to us hashtag w
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Speaker 1: it's all I can do not to get just you know,
Speaker 1: I just can't even leave it. That's my life. UM.
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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, you guys. Oh my god, gentleman, I,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Rob Benedict Ralph Garment. You guys did
Speaker 1: not please. I hope you will come back. I would
Speaker 1: be here every week if you'd have me. Would you really?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, we'll get ready because you
Speaker 1: you are a real joy. And guess what, guys, what's that?
Speaker 1: We just did the lord's work? So okay, there's two
Speaker 1: more things we want to talk to you. I really
Speaker 1: want to talk about the squats that they were doing
Speaker 1: in there swimsuits to prepare for the party, because because
Speaker 1: I it seems like there's no gym, you'd never see
Speaker 1: them working out. Because last year we saw Chad and
Speaker 1: Daniel were lifting weights Viya like the suitcases and the
Speaker 1: and the protein powder weight belt around his waist, carrying
Speaker 1: suitcase between his legs and he lift himself up on
Speaker 1: the rafters. Well, mental patient. He was such a fun
Speaker 1: character until he was actually like oh he's actually like dangerous,
Speaker 1: Like he was a great villain until he crossed the line.
Speaker 1: But um, but the girls were pumping up for something,
Speaker 1: pumping up just doing some squats. He guess they wanted
Speaker 1: to plump their butts. I guess that's an you remember
Speaker 1: during Paradise when the twins before they would go out,
Speaker 1: would wipe each other's ass with with the tanning pads
Speaker 1: and get deep in there. There was a real quick
Speaker 1: shot of just thee my brother happened. My brother will
Speaker 1: never wipe my ass with a tanning a tanning swab.
Speaker 1: And they also all seemed to travel on paradise with
Speaker 1: the the suitcase that fully lights up with the like
Speaker 1: with the glow light, like the full makeup, like a trailer,
Speaker 1: like a makeup trailer in a suitcase. Karin is one
Speaker 1: of those, um so shoot me, shoot me in the face.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen me in a swimsuit doing squats?
Speaker 1: Doing with me hanging from a raft? Don't pull up
Speaker 1: with a suitcase tide to my waist with it. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I I was not. I was not
Speaker 1: like a slim teen like when I don't care like
Speaker 1: how young you are. I feel like if you applied
Speaker 1: me with that much booze and there was no gym,
Speaker 1: I would get college fat so fast. I would like
Speaker 1: come and looking okay and then just just puff right out.
Speaker 1: You could swim every day. I'm not a very good swimmer,
Speaker 1: and you could flail. You could try to keep yourself
Speaker 1: from drowning tread water that takes at there's a lot
Speaker 1: of calories trying not to drown. You know, the editors
Speaker 1: would fully throw me under the bus to eat, just
Speaker 1: me trying to drown. You'd think I'd learned how to swim.
Speaker 1: You'd be the post credit sequence of putting float ees on,
Speaker 1: blowing the hut before you went in the water, like
Speaker 1: a little comedy staying at the end of every episode
Speaker 1: traveled up like Josephine's song. Part of the Josephine song.
Speaker 1: I know we touched on it a little bit at
Speaker 1: the beginning. You were saying the look on his face
Speaker 1: as he's getting serenaded that it wasn't even a song.
Speaker 1: There was no chorus. There's no chorus, no verses. It
Speaker 1: was like one long bridge and nothing rhyme, no free
Speaker 1: association to some sort of tune. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: the opposite of Cinderella, like all the animals ran from
Speaker 1: her and it's just part spoken word. Again, great editing
Speaker 1: the animals animals. Yeah, that was like a Bachelor in
Speaker 1: Paradise edit. You know, like with the crabs in the
Speaker 1: raccoon and that cat with two different color eyes. I
Speaker 1: didn't see that find that from the Yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a cat. It was like freaky cat. There's a wrangler
Speaker 1: somewhere where the contact lens pushing into a cats that way,
Speaker 1: it's Karin's nanny. Quel's got the cat contact. I can't
Speaker 1: wait till to keel. Actually, they have to keep her
Speaker 1: long enough to you know what they need. They need
Speaker 1: to go to her hometown. They need to do a
Speaker 1: hometown visit and they can bring her cucumber, her cucumber slices,
Speaker 1: her lemon, her lemon salad or lemon sell just the
Speaker 1: right level girlic, salt, lemon, and cheese behind cheese should
Speaker 1: make her bed. Curin's out on their own. Rackel's skill.
Speaker 1: You know, she's going to go to Paradise. And what
Speaker 1: if they bring Rokel, who falls in love with horhead
Speaker 1: right itself. You know they should bring Rackel to Paradise.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, how can she survive without not in Mexico.
Speaker 1: She's not going to survive Salita good and with that heat,
Speaker 1: can you imagine how much she'll sleep three hours a day,
Speaker 1: the feet are intravenously. I guess she'll just be passed out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if only they could have the guy
Speaker 1: who is Andy's guy that kept eating the pizza with
Speaker 1: this sound? Was his name? That sucks? Yeah, creepy baseball players?
Speaker 1: His name Katie? Who was with Andy? Who was with
Speaker 1: the single mom Andy the audio of Josh so they
Speaker 1: could have his his chewing and her snoring, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and all the animals, all the animals. And that's sort
Speaker 1: of like a backbeat for Josephine to be singing over.
Speaker 1: She was her fine. Reminds me of that girl that
Speaker 1: was on Paradise that was talking to the animals and
Speaker 1: like Ashley Ashley, not actually I the other Ashley Ashley,
Speaker 1: I is the crier. Yeah, she would talk to animals,
Speaker 1: but didn't she have conversation with the raccoon when she
Speaker 1: was in the season and then like an iguana or something.
Speaker 1: And then but then there was the one that was
Speaker 1: actually crazy, crazy one, the real crazy one, and like
Speaker 1: like Joseph being crazy, like Joseph being crazy. Okay, who
Speaker 1: are your picks for the final four? Final four? Vanessa? Yes,
Speaker 1: Daniel l Yes, yes, man. And then it gets odd
Speaker 1: for me. Um let's say, Rachel, all right, you've heard
Speaker 1: it here, you guys. Wow, I feel excited. I just
Speaker 1: got excited for Paradise. I know, I wish it was.
Speaker 1: Now we have to go through one more whole season
Speaker 1: or something else before we get to Paradise. There be
Speaker 1: another season and then Paradise and then they'll stock it
Speaker 1: with whatever. Guys, well, this has been a real pleasure
Speaker 1: you guys. Thank you so much. It's been so good,
Speaker 1: so good. Don't worry about mom. Mom thinks are so good.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, she's like, well, do you
Speaker 1: make money? And I was like, well, last season Adam
Speaker 1: and Eve sponsored it, so I mean like fifteen dollars
Speaker 1: selling dildos. Oh my god, that's amazing. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Okay, you guys, I'll talk to you
Speaker 1: later mine. Oh yeah, I want to get all up
Speaker 1: and get tonight. Feels so good. I just gotta wonder
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