WEBVTT - "Making Corrine Great Again!" With Ralph Garman and Rob Benedict 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:09.840 No entering nervous Stockholm. Gentlemen's day today tonight, you got 0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:13.760 a letter handsome men with me? Yeah? I just got 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:27.960 push where you accept this roles? I'm hurting the rose Hans. 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:36.040 I got two men. I got a man sandwich today 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:38.959 one there's only one rose on the table. Rob, one 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:41.479 of us has gone home. Oh my god, welcome to 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:44.960 Will you accept this rose? My name is Arta Marine, 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:48.040 and I am the host of this magical ship show 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:52.839 and it is Gentleman's day to day. Oh my goodness. 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:56.480 So excited we have with us a man who needs 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:59.279 no introduction. He moved up in the rankings. He was 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.560 the head of the name V and he actually is 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:08.880 our podcasts two seventeen Bachelor Rob Betterday, Thank you so much. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.320 I'm not worthy. Oh my god, Rob, how are you? 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:14.440 I'm great, I'm good. I'm excited. And your show has 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:17.240 been doing well, Yes, Kings of CON's doing well. The 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:20.800 last episode premiere today. Yes, so yeah. We've doing a 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.480 lot of press for that and super excited about it. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.800 It's all out there now in COMICQ and Rob is 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:29.840 on Supernatural okay, And a man that I've been stalking 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:32.560 for a couple of weeks now. He hosts a podcast 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:36.240 with Kevin Smith called Hollywood Babylon. He came here last 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:41.680 year and offered such insight Ralph Garment, everybody, thank you 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:43.840 so much for having me back. Oh my god, we 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:47.120 love Do you guys know each other? We do? You 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.440 met here first act? Yeah, the first time we ever 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.160 met was here. Oh my god. And then we ran 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:54.600 into each other at a couple of cons on the 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:56.680 Kevin and Bean show, at the radio show I do 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.040 here in Los Angeles. Oh my god. We're like old 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.400 World pet World. We're gonna have to get you on 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:04.160 our text chain. We have a pretty aggressive Monday night 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.720 text change. Our text change was hopping over the weekend, 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:09.640 you guys. To all of our listeners out there, I 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:13.680 just want to say, honestly, Um, if I get like 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.200 a brain aneurysm and I died tonight, like aside from 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.799 not knowing who Nick picks like, I'll be disappointed about that, 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:22.040 but I I feel complete that I went to Canada. 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.919 I played four shows in Vancouver and I met two 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:33.120 Bachelor contestants, Okay Haley Haley who got caught last night, 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:37.440 and then Daniel, whose career last year was Canadian one 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:39.840 of the stars a Bachelor in Paradise. They both came 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:43.639 to shows. We'll start with Haley. I mean she came 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.639 with her dad. Her dad, Irwin, who works on Unreal. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.360 I mean, what about a full circle moment. He works 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:52.080 on Unreal. He's a handsome son of a gun. He 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:56.040 is the one that bought tickets. He bought the tickets 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.840 to come Haley. So then I met her I and 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:05.200 I freaked out. She is so beautiful, like I mean, 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:10.760 and that was really like a real guttural. I mean 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:16.440 she is in person, like you're looking at her. She 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:20.320 is so stunning that you can see that if you 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:23.080 were an insecure girl to be in a house like 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:26.079 if she's But she seemed extra beautiful on TV, right, 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.520 I mean she was prettier than some of the other gals. Right. 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:32.040 I think that as a batch, they're all pretty attractive, Yes, 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:36.080 more so than other seasons. But she wears a broad 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:44.320 an address from She could have been hotter. And he 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.720 kept that. He kept the singer who was our top crade. 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:51.960 He kept Josephine nursing students and nursing the aspiring nurse. 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:54.640 Can we this cut to the chase with Josephine for 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:58.160 a second. That song I sent the picture last night. Oh, 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:07.200 God of her, that's song. She here's that. She thought 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.240 she was nailing. It was the best part of all 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:12.520 of it. Like she's so happy because I got to 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:17.120 spend the day with me, you know. She thought, like 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.320 in her mind, she's like, well, if I don't get Nick, 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.839 I'm gonna get a recording contract. Like she didn't know 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.600 that it wasn't the voice, Like she was to spin 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:31.520 around and to fight with Nick over she knew she 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:35.440 was nailing. How surprised she was that he called her name. No, 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:39.960 she stunned. Yeah, she was like really, I'm crazy, Yeah, 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.719 do it? And then okay, so Daniel came. So I 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:46.880 want I want to thank our listeners who basically last 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.520 week I offered up tickets to Daniel and people started 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:53.360 harassing him on Twitter and uh and also side note, 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:57.440 a couple flew in from America to see the show 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.040 because of the podcast. So shout out to you, I 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.680 you got back from Canada or or you're you're happily 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:06.640 moved to Vancouver. Um but but so so people started 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:10.080 harassing Daniel and then Daniel direct messaged me because we 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:13.279 follow each other, and he was like, I'll come guys. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:15.360 Daniel the Canadian. I mean, this was the guy who 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.800 was like the eagle likes the pigeon. He did not 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:23.600 disappoint me. I just said he had such beautiful nuggets. 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:29.280 I first of had the prettiest nuggets. Beautiful they were. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.160 You know how I love a man's nuggets. I go 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:35.679 straighter the nuggets, like, sure, what his face is fine, 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.920 but let me get at those nuggets. His date was, 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.880 His date was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:45.520 I was Canada man. I was really wowed by Canada, 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.839 the gene pool of Canada. What did you did? She 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:51.560 have much conversation. She was at mcgilgrad. That's like the 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:55.200 best school I know. And Daniel, it was really I 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.599 just felt I brought him up on stage. He was 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:01.839 a very good sport. I literally was shaking like a leaf, 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:05.680 like as if George Clooney had arrived, like royalty, you know, 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:09.400 like it was. It was truly the fact that the 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:12.520 podcast delivered me Daniel, like I walked into my TV 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:15.279 and suddenly I'm like Jorge the bar tender in Paradise. 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.520 It was the best thing that's ever happened to me. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.200 I have text chains going with both of them. It's 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:22.600 like the greatest thing that's out. Well. I was, for one, 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:24.480 was sad to see your goal last Oh my god, 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.880 Nick was a fool. Huh yeah, that was a fool. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:32.040 You guys, Okay, how are you enjoying the season so far? Ralph? Overall? 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:33.760 We haven't gotten to talk to you yet, you know, 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:37.440 are you stand? And I'm I'm over the moon. This 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:40.800 has got everything as it really is. It's as good 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:44.280 as it gets. It is, really Um, I'm afraid they 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:46.839 may never be able to equal this season. You think so? 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.280 This is I mean, Karin is amazing. Let's just start 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.440 the nanny. Here's the thing. I do feel like the 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:56.400 karn thing because Nick is very much as as many 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:58.920 gentlemen are. I mean, he's very much led by the 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.280 wang his bow. He's got boner fever. He abuses the privilege, 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.040 that's the thing. And I feel like it has like 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.400 he can't help himself, and the like the bounce house 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:11.040 and stuff like that that it feels a little bit 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:16.200 like like watching at least there's not there doesn't seem 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:18.320 to be much of a charade that he's really looking 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.600 for a wife. Do you think I think he is 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:23.720 looking for a wife, but until he gets one, I 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:27.640 think he is going to indulge every possible cardinal impulse 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.040 that he gets. But look, this is not a surprise 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:34.600 because he did it on the Seasons to sleep with women, 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:37.400 although he didn't care. In Paradise, which was fascinating, and 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:41.800 Paradise he felt he tried Amanda, Amanda front of him. 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:45.640 He got shut down. Right here were the pigeon exactly? 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.440 He needed to talk to Daniel. He needed to talk 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.720 to Daniel who who also kept calling himself Papa Bear 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.480 if you remember on Paradise. Okay, here we go. I'm 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:58.480 starting off the top. Nick explaining at the Rod ceremony 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.720 that he and Liz had to sex and that he 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:05.240 went to each woman one might one. It's like, so, 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.040 how do you feel about me having had sex before, 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:09.880 which I think the whole thing is of a facade. Yes, 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:13.320 like these women are virgins, doesn't everyone in that room 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:15.640 except for the one who except for the girl that 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.160 was on the horse that Liz, Liz, No, who's the 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.480 other one sex? Lets you know? And she kept saying 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:25.120 and Jadian Tyner's Wedding's wedding Kristen. Kristen is the one 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.040 who hasn't had sex. But yeah, that's the thing we 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.200 know about this guy that he sleeps with everybody. And 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:32.040 like the other seasons, they know he slept with Andy. 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:34.800 Yeah he admitted that on after the final rose, right 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.640 and then you know you slept, he slept with the 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:38.240 other one. And I like that. As he's checking in 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.880 to see if they're okay, he's petting each woman like 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:45.120 she's an animal. There was one shoulder he was petting. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:48.079 He had sort of an odd There was an odd 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:51.120 later on when we get to the beautiful Um, the 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.560 beautiful Danielle, there was an odd pet that was happening there. 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.160 So as that's going on, as he's petting each woman, 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:02.120 we have Karin upstairs in her flash or trench coat dress. 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:06.400 Um that she as she is getting ready. It was 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:10.160 it was she said quote she found out that someone 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:13.280 had had intercourse with Nick before me. For a woman 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:19.520 who was so like purposedly that was proposed. I just 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:22.640 sounded like Jessica Simpson, Um, for a woman is supposed 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.360 to be so sexual, like the way she talks about it, 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:28.080 like my sex abilities or top notch. And Nick has 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:31.680 had intercourse before me, like it's very clinical. She said 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:34.400 she knows how to work the sex charm last night, 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:35.920 which I thought it was an odd phrase that I've 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.480 never heard before. Either. She said, I'm confident to know 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:41.920 that I have the it factor that guys really like, 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:45.040 like a massive fake cans like so does every other girl. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.400 That the factor is she lays down and spreads her 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.720 legs get a lot of guys respond to that. It 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:52.959 turns out I like the big black box that they 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:58.360 had around. Oh my god, her can huge nothing up 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:02.800 here because mid spot time going on? How long is that? Well? 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:04.920 It was amazing. Also later on there was a shot 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:07.679 of her attempting to cook bacon where she went from 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.440 being like hot as fucked to like looking like an 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:13.360 old Russian grandmother she like when she's not in her 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:17.440 full contour makeup and like her her sex trench, which 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:20.200 she was just done there in glasses like sleeving over 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.560 the stove. It was like a complete There was a 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.040 vast difference. Yeah, she's gonna it's gonna go south for 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.440 her in about ten years. Yeah, big time, big time. 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:30.240 She said, Nick's not Nick is not going to know 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:34.120 what hit him. We're going to explore each other sexually, 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:36.080 and then she showed up with her can of whip 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:41.080 cream that had the tape over the Ready Whip, which 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.360 then was a an ad later on in the night, 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:47.760 ready Whip had an had there's an ad for ready Whip? 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:50.400 Was there a phone call ready, ready whip? You should 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.600 get on this? Yeah, featured heavily on. It's not carrying 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:58.200 a whip, she's carrying your can. You know they had 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:00.240 to like panic and go make an act, make an 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:04.880 you couldn't believe they're good, fortunate and like watching her 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.839 ship can like so drunk, go downstairs knowing that she's 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:11.720 nailing it, and quite honestly, he did lick the whip 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:14.040 cream off of her tip and like, and then she 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:17.360 goes upstairs, burst into tears and takes herself to bed 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:20.640 like a like and she was like in tears going 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:23.240 this night didn't go as planned, And I want to 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:26.240 be like, what was the plan? She didn't rail me 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:28.720 on the driveway in front of a mansion that was 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.880 really what she was expected to drive by. They always 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:36.480 wet driveway, And thought I was going to go, We're 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:40.440 really going to just slam on top of her trench? Yeah, 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:43.880 which is which like, I feel stupid that all he 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.160 did was lick my boob. Yeah, she was. I couldn't 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:49.800 believe how shut down she felt. I mean literally, he 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:53.280 licked her boom Like what what? How much like he 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:57.960 didn't he didn't finger her. There's a show to do. Yeah, 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:01.640 they's so disappe a very tenuous grasp on the concept 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.240 that there are other women also competed for attention and 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:07.240 they're looking through the window at her while she's in 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.960 the trench coach. She really seems oblivious to the fact 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.280 that there's a world outside of Karin. Oh my god. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:16.520 And then she so then she when she winked at him, 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:21.960 her cross syded giant wink, that is like that wink 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.120 should be like the face of like a cheap brand 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.120 of chart in a you know what I mean, Like 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:28.800 that's like you can't afford the good stuff, but you 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:32.000 need to get her done. Like it's the Karin like 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:35.440 a box in a mine in a slow blink vineyards. 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:41.360 We bring you the box available now Walmart. Everything. So 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:45.760 then she chase herself upstairs and she passes out. I 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:49.120 know again, I didn't start until Caitlin season. I've never 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:53.040 seen someone sleep through a rose ceremony. Have you has 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.720 that ever happened? No? No, And I don't think it's sleeping. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:58.920 They keep saying, oh, she keeps going to sleep, she's 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:02.440 passed out, she s she is lit from like mid 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:06.480 day on you. She's drinking hard. It's like mission accomplished, 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.280 and she's only eating cucumber slices of like some like 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:11.840 poor p a that's pretending to be her nanny has 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:18.200 brought her Backel Rickel. So then the Backstreet Boys show up. Okay, 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:21.040 you guys know we were saying before this started, the 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:24.960 Backstreet but the girls go crazy, lose their mind. Katie, 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:27.240 you had a point. The Backstreet Boy. Now, these girls 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.800 are probably pretty young to be into the Backstreet. They're 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.440 all mid twenties, right, Yeah, the Backstreet Boys were popular 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.880 about twenty years ago, right, so they were like three 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.880 and super into the Backstreet Boys. Well, yeah, I don't know. 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.959 I honestly I don't know from Backstreet Boys. You love 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:45.960 the Backstreet Boys. Know. I was like, which one is 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:48.560 the one? The breakout one? There really isn't one. There's 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.959 nick I got asking my wife. I said, wasn't it 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:59.160 wasn't a Wallberg. I was inc was there Wallburg and 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:02.400 then sync. No, that's a no. Donny wasn't Donny. No, 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:06.840 that was a New Kids and New Kids. Okay, wait 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:10.000 so um the one Backstreet boy who was in the 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:13.520 corner during the choreography and just counting it off, he 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:17.680 wasn't dancing with He was just like to like he's also, hey, 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:21.920 time's burning here, like like Mr. Time. He was like 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:26.480 the angry choreographer from show Girl body lined up to 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:31.920 see you know, all the Backstreet boys are gonna be 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:35.200 fucking like dolphins, like in the pool with the light up, 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.320 the light up palm tree. Someone was like, Johnny, you're 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:39.920 in charge of the time. He's like time, got it? 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.000 Got it? You mean when they were working on their 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:48.240 planned dancing, Oh my god, she cannot roll unless he 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.640 is basically licking her tips. She cannot roll. She goes 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.360 for me like I'm so confident, like, oh my god, 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:59.200 he's dancing with the bag. She boy was like fuck, yes, 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:03.760 oh I just look, but I cannot dance, which goes 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.680 to show me again. I think she's probably bad and 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:08.840 bad like I feel like she's got no rhythm. Mmmm, 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:11.760 that's a good point. I don't think I mean again, 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:17.880 I think it's her talent is saying yes, that's that's her. Yes, 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:22.160 she's kind of porn star. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, because 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:24.040 that if that's you know, your thing. I think that 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:31.920 she's actually probably Florida personified the entire state in one 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:36.360 human being, all Florida. A large part of that is 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:39.520 just saying, yes, getting drunk and dying down with whatever 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:42.960 guy seems interested in at she can also represent Daytona 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.280 Beach aside from her why we got a lot I 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:48.920 should manage her. And then they're at the I Heart 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:54.400 Radio concert, which was surprisingly packed actually, and they kept 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:57.040 zooming in on these like group of middle aged women 0:15:57.160 --> 0:16:00.760 up in the balcony that clearly somebody his wife like 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:04.440 works at like ABC, like. They kept zooming in on 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:08.000 the set of like moms that were clearly going to 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:09.760 town to the Backstreet Boy. I think that was the 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:14.880 back Street Girls. I think, yeah, that makes sense. Um. 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:20.040 And then so Danielle Wins, Danielle wins the dancing she's 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:30.800 she is so pretty, she is so pretty. And then 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:33.160 but then once again, and this is the first one 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.560 of the season, because I'm surprised that it's taken three 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:40.080 episodes to get I always feel so uncomfortable when people 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:43.120 have to slow dance alone in front of a group 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.720 and people like this happens every season. They have to 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.360 slowed like there's a whole band and then you have 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:51.960 to slow dance and then people are watching. It makes 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:57.320 me panic watching that, and like Danielle could not be hotter, 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:01.160 and even that felt awkward, Like even at felt not 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:03.640 as sexy if they had a little privacy and not 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:06.440 the full band singing to the She didn't seem to mind. 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:09.000 She went in for the kiss she did where they 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:13.040 were slow current had almost exploded when she went in 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:15.320 for the kids. She was like, that's mindless, and the 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:19.520 Backstreet voice said, you know, you guys want to stick 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:24.880 around and play, you know out Oh my god. They 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:27.719 also did Nick a solid by picking Danielle. They were like, 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.720 which one would I want? A slow dancer? And you 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:34.040 know she was a good dancer. She I definitely we 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:35.960 have her. I definitely think she's at least going to 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:37.760 make it to the final three. She's at least going 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:42.359 to fantasy stories. Yeah, oh yeah, I think her and Vanessa, 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:44.120 who I'm sure we'll get to. Yes, Oh my god, 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.760 we're getting there. So that one more thing about she 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:49.280 was saying during the rehearsals. She said, this isn't just 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:51.600 me just crying because I'm not the center of attention, 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:54.480 And they cut to slam, cut to her crying in 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.280 the bathroom because she's not the center of it. That's 0:17:57.320 --> 0:18:00.320 the best edit of the season. You know, its funny 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:03.119 because they're I mean, the editors on Bachelor in Paradise, 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:05.320 Like truly, I do think should win Oscars. But I 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:10.280 feel like these editors are are not just no I no, no, I. 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.320 I've said this before where I don't think an Emmy 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:17.160 is enough. I don't think it Emmy is enough um respect, 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:18.919 Like I think it should be the top of like 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:22.480 the best editing that's ever I do think the Bachelor 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.160 in Paradise editing is the best editing that's ever happened. 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:27.840 But I want to give a shout out to the 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:30.240 editors of the BAT. It's more subtle because they have 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:33.199 to protect their bachelor. They have to keep him like 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:35.560 looking good, and they can't play it for the forest 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:38.800 that it is as broadly as they can you can 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:41.760 cut for comedy on Paradise. Here, we're supposed to still 0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:44.520 believe that they are trying to find love and everyone's 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:47.080 a fool and no one's protected in Paradise, like everyone 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:50.200 is like I'll go to Mexico and like get I'll 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:53.159 do it in a hot top for starting with the 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:56.880 theme song, you get like yeah, but this one, Oh 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:58.720 my god. I I was watching by myself last time. 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:00.720 My wife's out of town and I'm literally guy, I 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:02.919 was dripping the couch and yelling at the TV. It 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:05.880 was wrong. I talked about you on stage. I want 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:09.679 you to know that in Vancouver, I said, because I 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:11.760 think I texted you when I saw that Daniel had 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:14.439 actually come. I saw him, I freaked out and I 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:17.200 ran into the green room and I was like totally 0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:19.439 nervous and there and then I was texting you and 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:21.800 you were like no way, And I was like this 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:25.840 man is like a father of two, like a television 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:29.520 start like literally it's it was pretty late at night 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:31.479 on a Saturday night. That I love that you were 0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:34.480 a grown married man, father of two who's so excited 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:37.760 that Daniel the Canadians. The text you gotta get on 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:39.720 that change a lot of flaws in both of you. 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:42.959 Oh my god. But you wouldn't be excited if Daniel 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:45.240 came to meet you, I'd be like, oh, that's interesting, 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:47.399 but I wouldn't be. No, you're a woman that works 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:50.439 on the rag with William H. Macy. You were excited 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:54.520 about Daniel with the with the maple leaf speedo. Yeah, yeah, 0:19:54.720 --> 0:20:00.640 I yah. My mother is so hard find my mother 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:03.680 over my mother. I mean, I grew up in New England, 0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:07.159 I have a nice education. My mother, my brother, you know, 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:11.439 runs a nice company. My mother is cannot wrap her 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:13.400 head around the fact that not only do I watch 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:15.919 The Bachelor, that like the most important thing in my 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:20.120 life is my unpaid Bachelor podcast. I had a pilot. 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:22.600 I have a pilot audition today that I tried to 0:20:22.640 --> 0:20:25.639 get moved or canceled because I didn't want it to 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:31.400 distract from my podcast. Okay, okay, So then Karin said 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:36.240 the phrase I made Karin Karin again. No, No, I 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:39.600 made Karin grade again. No, she said, I made Karin 0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:42.320 Karin again. I beg to differ. Oh my god, Okay, 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:44.840 might have to go to the tape. I played this 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:47.119 clip this morning on my radio show and I said, 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:52.000 she is paraphrasing the President elect. She said, I made 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:57.800 Karn Wow. You know what I can't even understand her. 0:20:58.080 --> 0:20:59.960 I just want to say, she has like an ad 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:03.200 annoyed thing. Listen to this. I had recorded a little 0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:05.720 bit of Karin last night. I couldn't believe this was 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:10.200 something that she did. It plays it twice. Um, here 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:12.080 she goes. She was talking like it's like the way 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:27.680 she talks. Here we go, hold on face. She's hard 0:21:27.680 --> 0:21:30.000 to understand. Maybe that was maybe that wasn't that exciting. 0:21:30.680 --> 0:21:37.720 Um so so she so women it okay, Vanessa audio okay, yes, okay, yes, 0:21:37.800 --> 0:21:41.640 karn okay. So then Karin passes out again and um 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:44.680 on the date, and I love that they've edited in 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:57.000 her snoring. Oh god, yeah, stot they went like, well, 0:22:02.119 --> 0:22:06.160 they fully went like old man, old Man's dude. So 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:09.120 then he's he's already made out. He's already made out 0:22:09.160 --> 0:22:12.600 with Danielle on stage. But then he goes and he 0:22:12.640 --> 0:22:15.520 pulls Danielle first, and he does him like awkward. He 0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:17.960 like takes her hand and sticks it behind his head, 0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:21.760 and then he tries to go in for like her ass, 0:22:21.840 --> 0:22:23.919 and then he brings her to dance solo in this 0:22:24.040 --> 0:22:26.880 weird like prop house thing that they're in, and then 0:22:26.920 --> 0:22:30.080 he like grabs her ass. He fully wants at that ass. 0:22:30.080 --> 0:22:31.520 He's like, I gotta get at that asp and he 0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:38.240 slaps it too. He's a dirty dog. That's the beauty 0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:40.919 of That's the beauty of neck um, Katie, are you 0:22:40.960 --> 0:22:48.639 still liking Nick how so? I don't know. I just 0:22:48.680 --> 0:22:51.800 feel like he's very full of himself. You know, he 0:22:51.840 --> 0:22:55.280 won me back in Paradise, but he's losing me quickly exactly. Yeah, 0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:57.639 Like I just feel like he's I hate saying this, 0:22:57.680 --> 0:23:01.440 but he's not there for the right reasons. I agree you, Like, 0:23:01.760 --> 0:23:05.119 I was just texting last night that ass. He's fun, 0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:07.040 but like as boring as it would be if it 0:23:07.119 --> 0:23:09.040 was Luke. I feel like Luke would actually be there 0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:11.520 trying to find a wife. Nick is kind of dull. 0:23:11.560 --> 0:23:14.160