WEBVTT - Hour 3: Collusion

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<v Speaker 1>This is a Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>a Hope Day. We'll make fun of the fact checking

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<v Speaker 1>union getting mad at Mark Zuckerberg. We'll talk very, very briefly.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to spend too long on it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a little dark, and between these fires and everything else,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get too dark tonight. But we'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk a little bit about bankruptcies and some trouble that

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<v Speaker 1>may be brewing on the rise and economically and otherwise.

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<v Speaker 1>But other than that, we get through some emails and

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<v Speaker 1>have some fun in this final hour. How does that sound? First,

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<v Speaker 1>remember this, this is where I'm going with This is

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Suckerg. You know, the Facebook CEO I already talked

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<v Speaker 1>to yesterday. How I don't trust anything he says. But

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<v Speaker 1>he came out and he said, oh man, I love

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<v Speaker 1>freedom now and I'm gonna be working with Trump and

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<v Speaker 1>well with all that censorship. Oh sorry about censoring you.

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<v Speaker 1>That was totally not my fault. There were some mistakes,

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<v Speaker 1>and really the problem was we hired some independent fact

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<v Speaker 1>checking company and they didn't do a good job, and

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<v Speaker 1>we fired them, but it wasn't my fault. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna go off on Zuckerberg again. But that company,

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<v Speaker 1>it's called the International fact Checking Network, what it's called,

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<v Speaker 1>they had an emergency meeting and essentially they said, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, we're going to go out of business if

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook isn't paying us anymore. But this goes well beyond them,

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<v Speaker 1>This goes to the fact checking industry itself. You see,

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<v Speaker 1>the fact checking industry, if you dig into it at all,

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<v Speaker 1>is almost all in fact. I've never seen one that isn't,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's almost all funded by communist billionaires and communist organizations.

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<v Speaker 1>Why what's going on there? Well, if you listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the show for any length of time, you already know.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's assume you're new here for a moment. Communism

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<v Speaker 1>is awful. We're not even gonna talk about how it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work. Are those things, but it's awful. It's awful,

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<v Speaker 1>and its promises are awful too. You know, they're promising

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<v Speaker 1>to bring down everything that's the idea, Everything that currently

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<v Speaker 1>stands is evil, and therefore everything must be brought down.

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<v Speaker 1>And then, of course they promised to build something after,

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<v Speaker 1>but it never gets to that point, it's just burn

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<v Speaker 1>and burn and burn and burn and burn. It was Mao.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it was Mao or Lenin. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was Mao who said revolution without end. Yeah, it was Mao,

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<v Speaker 1>Revolution without end. Always burning, always burning, always burning things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it is. It's a demonic religion. So how

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<v Speaker 1>do you sell that? That's hard to sell. Even your

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<v Speaker 1>liberal ant pegy wouldn't buy into that. So you have

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<v Speaker 1>to lie. As we've talked about many times, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that you have to lie on occasion when you're a communist, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean if it gets too bad, we'll tell a

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<v Speaker 1>little fib and kind of no. No no, no, no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're selling a religion, a demonic religion of destruction,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to lie about everything at all times. Everything

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<v Speaker 1>has to be a lie. Why because if the morons

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<v Speaker 1>who follow your religion catch on to the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>you're just trying to destroy everything, they won't support you anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to construct a world of make believe so

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<v Speaker 1>they can live inside of that world. That's why your

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<v Speaker 1>liberal ant pegy thinks the Hunter Biben laptop was Russian Galuo.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why your liberal and Peggy thinks George Floyd was

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<v Speaker 1>killed by Derek Chauvin, by that cop in Minneapolis. She

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<v Speaker 1>thinks these things. She knows these things because she lives

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<v Speaker 1>in a world of make believe. How do you hold

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<v Speaker 1>up the world of make believe? Whether There are a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of different ways you have to censor the truth

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<v Speaker 1>and things like that. But one of the ways is, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we just start a company and we'll call

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<v Speaker 1>it a fact checking company. Of course, who can decide

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<v Speaker 1>what that means? Whoever's paying the bills. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>hire a company, or I just start a company. I

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<v Speaker 1>call it Jesse Kelly fact Checking, and I tell everyone

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<v Speaker 1>who works there to cover for communists at all times,

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<v Speaker 1>attack the right, and cover for communists at all times.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you go to people in the corporate world

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<v Speaker 1>who are either evil or don't know any better, and

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<v Speaker 1>you sell your services as a fact checker company. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're an independent company. We will fact check that thing

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<v Speaker 1>for you. That's how it worked at places like Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is this, the world of make believe eventually

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<v Speaker 1>comes crumbling down. It always does. That's a huge reason

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<v Speaker 1>why the Soviet Union fell. Yeah, there are a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of different factors, but one of the main reasons, probably

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<v Speaker 1>the main reason it wasn't Ronald Reagan, although he was

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<v Speaker 1>great and he did great things to bring it down.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the main reasons was the lies just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hold up anymore. And people on a long enough timeline,

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<v Speaker 1>after they suffer enough, people will look around and say,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, these people have lied about everything. And

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as people's eyes are open, as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>the scales fall off their eyes and they see the

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<v Speaker 1>world of make believe they live in, then communists cease

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<v Speaker 1>to have any power at all. And it is a vast,

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<v Speaker 1>well funded network out there of people trying to keep

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<v Speaker 1>the morons in a world of make believe. Your Liberal

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<v Speaker 1>and Pagy very likely is not an evil demon. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very likely she's not an evil demon like Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Gates or something like that. She's probably just really stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>and really stupid people are really easy to keep in

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<v Speaker 1>that world of make believe, even Liberal and Pagy. After

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<v Speaker 1>enough pain, there's a chance she will wake up one day.

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<v Speaker 1>The second you see fact checking network like PolitiFact. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a big one in the political world, PolitiFact, or it's

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<v Speaker 1>another one, Snopes. Snopes is another big one, these fact

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<v Speaker 1>checking organizations. For yourself a favor, go dig into the

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<v Speaker 1>funding behind and all these things. It's all a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of dirty comedies. Jesse. I have a party coming up

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<v Speaker 1>from my daughter's softball team and the parents. What are

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<v Speaker 1>the menu whispers recommendations to bring food? Okay, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give you two recommendations, and you will probably dislike

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<v Speaker 1>both of my recommendations. That's fine. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the menu whisper. But I'm here to tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on your finances, you're gonna hit a home run.

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<v Speaker 1>One's really cheap, the other one that's not super expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just more complicated. First, if you have access to

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<v Speaker 1>a smoker, but this would work in an oven. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to have a smoker. You can do this

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<v Speaker 1>in the oven. My world famous Kso don't shake your head, Chris. Onions, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you eat onions. They could just buy the diced onions

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<v Speaker 1>from the store if you don't want to dice them yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's really cheap to buy an onion and dice

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<v Speaker 1>it yourself. Pickled jalapenos, I've tried it with fresh ones.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta go with the crushed the chopped up, pickled jalapenos,

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<v Speaker 1>crushed chipotle peppers, velveta velvita's key. Shut up, Chris, there

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<v Speaker 1>could be a second cheese. I usually use smoked gouda.

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<v Speaker 1>Depending on your budget, you can chuck it up. You

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<v Speaker 1>can chunk it up yourself, or just buy the chunked

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<v Speaker 1>up thing. A couple cans of cream of mushroom soup.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't shake your head, Chris. The cream of mushroom soup

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<v Speaker 1>is not there. There's no mushrooms in it. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>there to keep it liquidy. Otherwise this thing can get way, way,

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<v Speaker 1>way too thick. We're talking the view thick. It gives

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<v Speaker 1>way too thick. A couple cans a cream of mushroom soup.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw it on the smoker. Let it go for an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>It does three five. Open up your smoker. Mix all

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<v Speaker 1>the ingredients in. You don't have to mix them beforehand.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw it on for another hour. Pull it off. This

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<v Speaker 1>works just fine in the oven. It won't be smoked

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<v Speaker 1>in one of that smoky flavor, but it works fine

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<v Speaker 1>in the oven. Pull it out, Oh, Jesse, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Someone is bringing brisket and someone's bringing her

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<v Speaker 1>beer canned chicken, and someone else is bringing this. I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you money Jesse Kelly's caso. And I just stole

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<v Speaker 1>this recipe from a bunch of recipes I saw online.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think I came up with this one scratch Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly's Caso. It'll be gone before any of the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of this stuff's gone. And if that fails, or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have the money or whatnot. Ob gets really

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<v Speaker 1>really mad when I do this. And guess what goes

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<v Speaker 1>like hotcakes? Every time Little Caesar's Pizzas it's six dollars

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<v Speaker 1>for a large pepperoni. I love Little Caesar's Pizza. When

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<v Speaker 1>we had Little Caesar's Pizza Night when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>this once every few weeks. We didn't eat out a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>but we get Little Caesar's pizza and some crazy bread.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fantastic. Grab a couple large pepperonis. It's twelve dollars. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's gonna make fun of you. Everyone makes fun of

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<v Speaker 1>me at these neighborhood parties I go to. Every single

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<v Speaker 1>time I show up with Little Caesars obs yelling. The

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<v Speaker 1>neighbors are laughing. Ah, look at white trash. Jesse guess

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<v Speaker 1>what's gone in half a freaking second. The Little Caesar's pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody wants to go get a slice of Little Caesar's.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me on that boom. Just solve your pot luck.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about the January sixth committee and then back

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<v Speaker 1>to some more emails. First, let's find you a decent employee.

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<v Speaker 1>You see, ZipRecruiter is there. Whether you're an employee employer,

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<v Speaker 1>ZipRecruiter is there. But let's talk to the employers for

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<v Speaker 1>a moment. It's hard hard to find good people. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard. Where do you go? Well, I would go

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<v Speaker 1>where everyone else is going. Really, the beauty of ZipRecruiter

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<v Speaker 1>is everyone knows it. Now, everyone knows about ZipRecruiter. All

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<v Speaker 1>com slash jesse and try it for free. You want

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<v Speaker 1>dot com, slash jesse. That's where they're all at. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>risk hiring yet another dirtball you have to fire in

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<v Speaker 1>a month because he shows up drunk. ZipRecruiter dot com,

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<v Speaker 1>slash jesse We'll be back. Missed out catch up Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>kellyshow dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, a

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<v Speaker 2>hook day. Reminding you you can email the show Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>at Jesse kellyshow dot com leave us a voicemail eight

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<v Speaker 2>seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. So

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<v Speaker 2>from the Daily Fetched, the January sixth Committee colluded with

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<v Speaker 2>Fanny Willis to target Trump. Well, this is not news,

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<v Speaker 2>but this explains why the preemptive pardons are coming down,

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<v Speaker 2>and it is something that I am looking forward to.

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<v Speaker 2>I think seeing just how many bodies are buried and

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<v Speaker 2>where they're buried, how many criminal acts were committed underneath

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<v Speaker 2>the Biden administration, by the Biden administration themselves, by the DOJ, FBI.

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<v Speaker 2>The ultimate question with this is, and I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm looking forward to it because.

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<v Speaker 1>What is Pam Bondy going to do. Pam Bondy's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be the Attorney General. I talked to a US

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<v Speaker 1>senator today, Pam BONDI looks like she's going to sail through.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, I got some good news. It sounded like

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<v Speaker 1>all the nominees are going to sail through. Hag Seth Cash.

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<v Speaker 1>But tell all of them, but let's focus on probably

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<v Speaker 1>the most important one. The head of the DOJ. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me positive explained why it's the most important one. I

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<v Speaker 1>always talk about how government people need to go to jail.

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<v Speaker 1>They have to go to jail. The most severe punishments

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<v Speaker 1>in any society have to be reserved for government people

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<v Speaker 1>who abuse their power. It has to be that's how

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<v Speaker 1>you preserve a socie. Well, government people in our country,

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<v Speaker 1>because everything's upside down, they're never held to account at

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<v Speaker 1>all for anything. But why because of the DOJ. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>your senator whoever it is, you're congressman, he can refer

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<v Speaker 1>somebody to the DOJ for the most heinous crimes. It's

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<v Speaker 1>still up to the DOJ to decide whether or not

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<v Speaker 1>that person gets prosecuted for those crimes. The DOJ is

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<v Speaker 1>the wall protecting government employees from accountability. We have this BONDI.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going to come in, She's going to be ag

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<v Speaker 1>what is she going to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know she's going to prosecute cartels and things

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<v Speaker 1>like that and do the basic GOP things. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that the ultimate question is is Pam Bondy going to

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<v Speaker 1>have the stomach to arrest communists in our government who

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<v Speaker 1>have used their power illegally, and that is a coin

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<v Speaker 1>flip cynical. Jesse says, not a chance. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 1>that before. Every one of these losers gets in there

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<v Speaker 1>and they talk tough and it sounds really tough. But

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason, government people never end up in jail.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it going to be a repeat of what I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen my whole life? I don't know. I hope not.

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<v Speaker 1>But the Biden administration was a criminal enterprise. The things

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<v Speaker 1>they did were criminal family themselves before we even get

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<v Speaker 1>to the FBI, this is all criminal. These are criminal acts.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't let them off with while they're dumb or a

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<v Speaker 1>little These are criminals. What will Pam Bondy do the

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<v Speaker 1>January sixth Committee? Everything I've seen looks like they committed crimes,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of them. And if they colluded with Fanny Willis,

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<v Speaker 1>Prosecutor out of Fulton County, Georgia. Uh, that's like life

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<v Speaker 1>in prison. No, no, no, don't get wrong. No one's

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<v Speaker 1>going to spend life in prison for it. But it

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<v Speaker 1>should be life in prison. The question is, does Pam

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<v Speaker 1>Bondy have it in her to actually clean out government corruption?

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<v Speaker 1>Does she have it in her to look inward instead

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<v Speaker 1>of outward. They all get in there and announce these initiatives.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going after drug trafficking, and we're going after this

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<v Speaker 1>group and that group. We're gonna go after the mafia.

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<v Speaker 1>But all that stuff's fine. I don't care. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear who's going after the government, who's going to

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<v Speaker 1>go after government officials? And that starts and stops in

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<v Speaker 1>the DOJ. Did you know the DOJ works with the

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<v Speaker 1>Central Intelligence Agency? Do you know that you see CIA

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<v Speaker 1>when they have whistleblowers and there have been many who

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<v Speaker 1>have come forward talking about the corruption in the CIA, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the state secrets. The DOJ will come out and they'll say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, that's a state secret. You can't say anything.

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<v Speaker 1>The DOJ runs cover for the corrupt CIA. The DOJ

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<v Speaker 1>runs cover for the corrupt FBI atf IRS. The DOJ

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<v Speaker 1>has been the wall preventing government employees from going to prison.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Pam Bondy going to shatter that wall? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>But that is the ultimate question.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you hear Fetterman to remind everybody that we have

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<v Speaker 3>hundreds and hundreds of thousands of migrants here illegally that

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<v Speaker 3>have convicted of crimes, and I don't know why who

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<v Speaker 3>wants to defend to allow them to remain in our nation?

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<v Speaker 3>There that and now if you're here illegally and you're

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<v Speaker 3>committing crimes and those things, I don't know why anybody

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<v Speaker 3>thinks that it's controversial that they all need to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't trust them either. I know everyone's on the

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<v Speaker 1>Fetterman bandwagon. I get all that. You know what that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like to me? That sounds to me like a

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<v Speaker 1>Democrat in a state that just went solidly for Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it sounds like. That that sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>Democrat who's interested in getting re election re elected. Call

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<v Speaker 1>me crazy. John Fetterman has a very, very far left

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<v Speaker 1>career behind him. But maybe I'm just being cynical. Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's do some more emails. Before we do that,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about preborn. Let's save a baby's life. We're

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<v Speaker 1>Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show

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<v Speaker 1>on a Wednesday. Remember, if you missed any part of

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so we're not gonna take a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>time on this, but I've had more than one guy

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<v Speaker 1>economist tell me some version of this. The most recent one,

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<v Speaker 1>very very sharp guy. He's with heritage. Peter saint Are

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<v Speaker 1>is his name. He's the most recent one. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>not the only one who said this to me. Biden

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<v Speaker 1>has done so much economic damage in the last four years,

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<v Speaker 1>and they've essentially been painting over the rust, pumping as

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<v Speaker 1>much money, funny money into the economy as humanly possible

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<v Speaker 1>so it all didn't come crashing down under his watch.

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<v Speaker 1>And things are if you look at the various the

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<v Speaker 1>different ways you can look at the economy, things are

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<v Speaker 1>on very, very shaky ground. I've been told some version

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<v Speaker 1>of that by multiple people that it's really really rough

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<v Speaker 1>out there, and if you look at the right things

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to economic indicators, that we might have

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<v Speaker 1>a rocky road set up for the incoming Trump administration.

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<v Speaker 1>This headline, I'm not going to spend a lot of time.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be all dark and depressed right now,

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<v Speaker 1>just not going to do it. But this headline kind

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<v Speaker 1>of backs that up. This is from the Epic Times.

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<v Speaker 1>Corporate bankruptcies surge to a fourteen year high. Fourteen years

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<v Speaker 1>that's twenty and eleven was the last time bankruptcies were

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<v Speaker 1>this high in corporate America. That's a big deal. That

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<v Speaker 1>that's not good. That means businesses are not making ends meet.

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<v Speaker 1>When they're not making ends meet, they're not hiring. It's

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<v Speaker 1>bad for everybody. I don't know that we're on the

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<v Speaker 1>way to a rocky road. You know, Trump's going to

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<v Speaker 1>get in there. And economically, he was a very very

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<v Speaker 1>good president for three years last time till COVID got here,

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<v Speaker 1>very very good president here. He deregulates things. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things he does really well. So the economy

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<v Speaker 1>is going to open up, if you will, fewer rules,

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<v Speaker 1>get more of the government out of it. Hopefully we

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<v Speaker 1>can ease the pain of what's to come because of that.

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<v Speaker 1>But it is not set up to look that great

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<v Speaker 1>right now. And that's all I'm gonna say. Now. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>also going to say this, I've not been a big

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<v Speaker 1>fan of Brandon Johnson, the filthy communist mayor who runs

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<v Speaker 1>the city of Chicago. Not being a big fan is

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<v Speaker 1>actually putting it pretty mildly. But yeah, he's a dirt ball. However,

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<v Speaker 1>every now and then, even people we dislike can say

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<v Speaker 1>things we love and we admire, and Brandon Johnson said

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<v Speaker 1>it here. Brandon Johnson was asked about his dreadful approval numbers,

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<v Speaker 1>and look, you've heard some political spin in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard some political spin in my life, but spinning

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<v Speaker 1>disastrous approval numbers in this way. But love the goos.

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<v Speaker 4>Some polls shows seventy six percent of those surveyed say

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<v Speaker 4>Chicago would be better off with a different mayor. I

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<v Speaker 4>actually am humbled that the people of Chicago believe in

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<v Speaker 4>my administration enough to have greater expectations than any other administration.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what leadership looks like, and I'm humbled to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you say that, Why do you say that

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<v Speaker 1>there's greater expectations?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, because I hear that because and then

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<v Speaker 4>the feedback instead is that the polling is poor. So

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<v Speaker 4>how do you're just I don't know how you interpret.

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<v Speaker 1>It that way?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, because maybe because I'm a middle child. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm a Bears fan. By the way, the Bears

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<v Speaker 4>are undefeated in twenty twenty five, So off to a story.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's what I'm saying, though, Look, the people of Chicago

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<v Speaker 4>voted for me to invest in them, and that's exactly

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<v Speaker 4>what we've done, and I'm going to catch me to

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<v Speaker 4>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's because I'm a middle child. Hey, seventy six

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<v Speaker 1>percent of the people hate your guns, and once you replaced,

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<v Speaker 1>I am humbled by their support. Ha I love these guys, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>I was elected president of the Lake Association last year

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<v Speaker 1>and now attend meetings with the group that calls themselves

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<v Speaker 1>the Coalition of Lake Associations for our state. They're all

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<v Speaker 1>total leftists. Every meeting leans to the far left. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>a statement from them about our December meeting. Quote. In

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<v Speaker 1>the first part of our meeting, wee we'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>kids and why we should be focusing on them. We

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<v Speaker 1>often direct our efforts toward adults as we work to

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<v Speaker 1>improve some lake problem, but we know that engaging kids

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<v Speaker 1>in issues that impact the environment is a winning ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>Once kids learn about something, they push their parents and

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<v Speaker 1>grandparents to change their behaviors. Communism. One oh one. I

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<v Speaker 1>read this email. We got this email a while back,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've been meaning to read it to you for

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<v Speaker 1>this reason. Not because you care about this guy's Lake Association,

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<v Speaker 1>but because there's something else we don't talk about enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I always bring up school boards, legal and local school boards,

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<v Speaker 1>city councils, county board of supervisors. I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>run for office. I want you to get involved the losers,

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<v Speaker 1>the communists in your society, in your city, yes, even

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<v Speaker 1>your red city. They all take positions of power. However,

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<v Speaker 1>I say school board and city council enough. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want you to think that's the only thing. How

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<v Speaker 1>many different boards are there in your town? How many

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<v Speaker 1>do you even know? Most people don't, And it's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not judging. Go look, go look at how many

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<v Speaker 1>county boards. There's a water board, there's a lake board,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a this that they're the homeowners association. If you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get involved and occupy those positions of power, the

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<v Speaker 1>communists will, And I almost guarantee you the communists already are.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen this as I've gotten more and more involved

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<v Speaker 1>in local politics in recent years, showing up at the meetings,

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<v Speaker 1>the forums, things like that. You'll show up in some forums,

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<v Speaker 1>so local meeting, and they'll be talking about the local

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<v Speaker 1>water board, and you'll be looking to your buddy, what

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<v Speaker 1>local waterboard? There's a waterboard. I didn't even know the

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<v Speaker 1>waterboard was a thing. And then you start talking to

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<v Speaker 1>people about it and you find out that it's a

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<v Speaker 1>team of five people. They ran for it. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>about twelve people even voted in the election. And surprise, surprise,

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<v Speaker 1>the five people who knew about the waterboard and ran

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<v Speaker 1>for the waterboard, they weren't experts in water. They were

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<v Speaker 1>dirty commies trying to seize positions of power inside of

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<v Speaker 1>your local government. Go run for something. It doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be big and scary. I didn't tell you have

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<v Speaker 1>to go be a senator or even a congressman. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have to be that. And it's not gonna be sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're gonna have to show up on Thursday night

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<v Speaker 1>when you get home and all you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>is eat your little Caesars or maybe take the old

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<v Speaker 1>lady out for something nice and some red lobster, and

0:27:21.520 --> 0:27:23.800
<v Speaker 1>you want to watch Matt Locke, and you would have relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to go to some boring water board meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's where real power is held, and those are

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<v Speaker 1>the people. Look look at La right now. Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>the brush get removed? Why what's up with the water?

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<v Speaker 1>What the you dig into these problems? You know, we're

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<v Speaker 1>all pointing fingers at the mayor, and I realized the

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<v Speaker 1>buck stops with that idiot mayor Karen Bass. But the

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<v Speaker 1>truth is the people who make these decisions, lots and

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<v Speaker 1>lots and lots of them, they're not even at the

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<v Speaker 1>city council level. They're not even at the mayoral level.

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<v Speaker 1>It's at this board and that board, and it's the

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<v Speaker 1>tree board, and it's the street board, and it's this

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<v Speaker 1>Go take these positions of power back from the communists.

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<v Speaker 1>The communists, take over all these positions, and we can

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<v Speaker 1>win these elections because no one else shows up. Rally

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<v Speaker 1>your friends, or if you're like Christy, you don't have

0:28:21.400 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 1>any friends. Get your friends that, get your buddy to

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<v Speaker 1>or I guess you wouldn't have a buddy if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any friends. I guess that ruined the whole joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Find some people to vote for you. Also, go get

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<v Speaker 1>on some chalk. If you don't feel like you have

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<v Speaker 1>the energy, ah Jesse, I don't feel like going out

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<v Speaker 1>on Thursday night. That's because your tea levels are too low.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't feel like going out on a Thursday night

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<v Speaker 1>because you're low testosterone. That's why you don't have the focus.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you don't have the energy. That's why you're

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<v Speaker 1>drinking a cup of coffee or four cups of coffee

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<v Speaker 1>at three or four in the afternoon trying to get by.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to live like that. Get your tea

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<v Speaker 1>levels through the roof. Get your focus through the roof,

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<v Speaker 1>Get your mind cleared up with natural herbal supplements. The

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<v Speaker 1>Final segment of it Jesse Kelly's Show. Reminding you you

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<v Speaker 1>can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even going to bring up with Jewish. Producer

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<v Speaker 1>Chris and producer Corey were just ranting about during the break.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm so mad right now. They were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>HOA fees because you know, I was just talking about

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<v Speaker 1>how you need to run for HOA and waterboard and

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<v Speaker 1>all that other stuff. Here's the truth. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I pay for HOA because Bob handles that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I want to know, but I don't want to know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I never tell you. I got in trouble with

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<v Speaker 1>the HOA one time when I live back in back

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<v Speaker 1>in Tucson. So here was the deal. We had a backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not a big backyard, but it was a backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>And behind our backyard was no one else's yard, and

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't it was a common area, but common area.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just kind of some nasty weeds that nobody

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<v Speaker 1>really maintained. And it led back to this little little ditch,

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<v Speaker 1>this huge drainage ditch. So it wasn't the best location

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<v Speaker 1>in the world I'd met, but that was right over

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<v Speaker 1>our back fence. Well, I was mowing the lawn, just

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<v Speaker 1>hand mower. I mowed my lawn and I have the

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<v Speaker 1>bag I had one of the mowers with the baggye

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<v Speaker 1>that collected the grass. So I did what any red

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<v Speaker 1>blooded American would do, and I took the bag of

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<v Speaker 1>grass and I put it in a garbage bag and

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<v Speaker 1>I set it out front. Well, they were having all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of problems with waste management in the town at

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<v Speaker 1>the time. They would come get my trash, they'd come

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<v Speaker 1>get my recycling. They refused to take the grass clippings.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm yelling, what am I supposed to do with

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<v Speaker 1>the grass clip? I have the grass clippings. What am

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to do with the grass clippings?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, you're on your own? What ever? You what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? You're on your own? So I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if that's how it's going to be, I would finish

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<v Speaker 1>mowing the lawn and I'd take the bag off the

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<v Speaker 1>mower and I would just walk over to my back fence.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing back. There were freaking weeds in a drainage ditch,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just dump it over the back fence. Huh

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<v Speaker 1>that big deal? Well, the ho A was famously a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of Nazis in this place. One day I get

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<v Speaker 1>a letter. I get a letter from the HOA that

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<v Speaker 1>they have observed piles of grass clippings behind my fence,

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<v Speaker 1>and that they know I'm pouring the I'm doing the grass,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dumping my grass clippings back there, and that if

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<v Speaker 1>I go don't go back and remove it, that they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to find me. I think they threatened to find me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. Well, next time I mowed the lawn, took

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<v Speaker 1>the bag of grass clippings, went right back to the fence,

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<v Speaker 1>dumped the grass clippings over the top. Next time, grass

0:32:47.960 --> 0:32:49.920
<v Speaker 1>clippings right off the top. Again. They said in a

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<v Speaker 1>letter we know it was you. Still nothing. They make

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<v Speaker 1>a phone call one day when I'm home, Hey, it's

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<v Speaker 1>your ho AVV. I've we're here to address the grass

0:33:02.720 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 1>clippings you're dumping over your back fence. So I completely

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<v Speaker 1>I went forward. I went exactly like you should do

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<v Speaker 1>if the FBI ever talks to you about anything. I said, well,

0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:16.040
<v Speaker 1>wasn't me. And this lady, of course, was a lady,

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:19.440
<v Speaker 1>some feminist cat lady. On the other end of the line, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>there are twelve piles of grass clippings right behind your fence.

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<v Speaker 1>We know what you I said, Prove it wasn't me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who's doing that, and now she's getting frustrated.

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<v Speaker 1>Well now I'm starting to laugh because she's getting more

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<v Speaker 1>frustrated and more frustrated. She's just everyone knows it's me,

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<v Speaker 1>and she needs me to admit that it's me before

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:48.240
<v Speaker 1>they can hand out a fine to me. But I

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<v Speaker 1>know this too. It's not like someone that's secret video

0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 1>of me dumping the grass clippings back there. So I

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<v Speaker 1>just kept going with it. Now, wasn't me, wasn't me?

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<v Speaker 1>And finally I started having too much fun with it,

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<v Speaker 1>and finally I told her, you know what you're with

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<v Speaker 1>the hoa. I need you to find out who's dumping

0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 1>the grass clippings behind my fence. By the time I

0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:13.920
<v Speaker 1>was done, she started screaming on the phone, and then

0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 1>I hung up on her, and then she started calling

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<v Speaker 1>back and calling back, and I was laughing too hard.

0:34:18.080 --> 0:34:22.279
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't answer the phone anymore. Oh gosh, that made

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:26.319
<v Speaker 1>me laugh. Jessie winking at someone is so underrated. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to make it cool again. I think it's classy

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:32.200
<v Speaker 1>and really leaves an impression. Are you a smooth winker

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<v Speaker 1>or an awkward winker? All right, I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>something right now, I'm an amazing winker. Hey, Chris Corey,

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 1>look at this. Look at this. They're just so people

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I'm lying. Am I a good winker? See

0:34:50.840 --> 0:34:53.360
<v Speaker 1>see they're both shaking their head, but they're impressed. I

0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:56.840
<v Speaker 1>can tell. I can tell deep down that they know. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the kind of wink. And I did not strain

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<v Speaker 1>to mu Chris, I even did it. Did you hear that?

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<v Speaker 1>When I did? I even did? I even throwing that? No, no,

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:08.000
<v Speaker 1>it's not covering up the strain that chicks love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do that to ob all the time. I shoot her.

0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:12.880
<v Speaker 1>One of the little drives are crazy. I mean, she

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 1>yells and rolls her eyes, but I can tell she's

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<v Speaker 1>going nuts. Now, it's not what I did to the waitress, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a little That was yesterday when I told

0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:23.160
<v Speaker 1>that story. You know, if you want to know what

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Jewish producer Chris is talking about, you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>go download a podcasts which is available on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.

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<v Speaker 1>Look for everyone watching on the simulcast. Remember you can

0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 1>watch me do the radio show. You can the simulcast

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<v Speaker 1>it on the first TV. I'm looking in the camera

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Corey, Corey, I needed to make sure this

0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:43.480
<v Speaker 1>is on the simulcast right now. Watch this? See that

0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 1>smooth as silk. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, you're just jealous. Chris?

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Can you can you wink? That's it? See Chris. Chris

0:35:52.160 --> 0:35:56.360
<v Speaker 1>admits that he can't. Corey. Can you wink? You can't wink? Oh, Corey,

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<v Speaker 1>you look like you look like you had a stroke.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't count as a win. Are you okay? Hey, Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>Call nine one one for Corey? Anyway? Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to learn more about history and the constitution and stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone knows what Hillsdale College is. I'm not going to

0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 1>insult your intelligence. You know. They offer free online courses,

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<v Speaker 1>more than forty free online courses. Constitution, the Book of

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<v Speaker 1>Genesis fairly important. How about how much do you know

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<v Speaker 1>about the ancient Christian Church? The rise and fall of

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<v Speaker 1>the Roman Republican Roman Republic? You can get Hillsdale Information,

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<v Speaker 1>need to get a little bit more boned up on history?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm signed up Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to be smart enough to rub it in your friends

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:01.280
<v Speaker 1>faces because you know more than them. What other reason

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<v Speaker 1>is there to gain wisdom like that? Killsdale dot Edu

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<v Speaker 1>slash Jesson. And now here's a headline. Why oh you

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<v Speaker 1>know you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a smooth winker, Chris. And look at this.

0:37:16.200 --> 0:37:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Look at this. I bet you didn't see this coming.

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<v Speaker 1>You saw me wink before, right, I'm looking at the

0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 1>camera again. See that. Now check this out. Don't shake

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:27.759
<v Speaker 1>your head, Chris, both sides. I'm an ambi winker. I

0:37:27.800 --> 0:37:31.239
<v Speaker 1>can do it both. Ambiwinker doesn't sound right. I wish

0:37:31.280 --> 0:37:34.280
<v Speaker 1>i'd I wish i'd put that differently, but you understand

0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 1>exactly what I mean. Anyway, back to headlines, Sweden says

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas tree needles are safe to eat. Everyone who's ever

0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:45.800
<v Speaker 1>had gin knows that. Good guy post Malone gives Houston

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:50.560
<v Speaker 1>bartender and single mother the ultimate Christmas gift. Apparently he

0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:54.160
<v Speaker 1>gave her a twenty thousand dollars tip. I was feeling

0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:56.840
<v Speaker 1>pretty good about that fiver I floated at Applebee's the

0:37:56.880 --> 0:38:00.040
<v Speaker 1>other day, But now apparently I've been Tommy topped. The

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<v Speaker 1>US and Taliban talks continue on the detainees exchange. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just absolutely wonderful that we are still sending gobs

0:38:10.880 --> 0:38:15.000
<v Speaker 1>and gobs of our money in diplomatic talks with the Taliban. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll come back again tomorrow and have some fun, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all