1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,920 Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 3 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, 4 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,639 Speaker 1: a Hope Day. We'll make fun of the fact checking 5 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: union getting mad at Mark Zuckerberg. We'll talk very, very briefly. 6 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: I don't want to spend too long on it. It's 7 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,919 Speaker 1: a little dark, and between these fires and everything else, 8 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,599 Speaker 1: I don't want to get too dark tonight. But we'll 9 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: talk a little bit about bankruptcies and some trouble that 10 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: may be brewing on the rise and economically and otherwise. 11 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,919 Speaker 1: But other than that, we get through some emails and 12 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: have some fun in this final hour. How does that sound? First, 13 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: remember this, this is where I'm going with This is 14 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: Mark Suckerg. You know, the Facebook CEO I already talked 15 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: to yesterday. How I don't trust anything he says. But 16 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 1: he came out and he said, oh man, I love 17 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: freedom now and I'm gonna be working with Trump and 18 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: well with all that censorship. Oh sorry about censoring you. 19 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,759 Speaker 1: That was totally not my fault. There were some mistakes, 20 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:23,199 Speaker 1: and really the problem was we hired some independent fact 21 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: checking company and they didn't do a good job, and 22 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: we fired them, but it wasn't my fault. Okay, so 23 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go off on Zuckerberg again. But that company, 24 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: it's called the International fact Checking Network, what it's called, 25 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: they had an emergency meeting and essentially they said, oh 26 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 1: my gosh, we're going to go out of business if 27 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: Facebook isn't paying us anymore. But this goes well beyond them, 28 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: This goes to the fact checking industry itself. You see, 29 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: the fact checking industry, if you dig into it at all, 30 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: is almost all in fact. I've never seen one that isn't, 31 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 1: but it's almost all funded by communist billionaires and communist organizations. 32 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: Why what's going on there? Well, if you listen to 33 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: the show for any length of time, you already know. 34 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:18,679 Speaker 1: But let's assume you're new here for a moment. Communism 35 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: is awful. We're not even gonna talk about how it 36 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:28,399 Speaker 1: doesn't work. Are those things, but it's awful. It's awful, 37 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: and its promises are awful too. You know, they're promising 38 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: to bring down everything that's the idea, Everything that currently 39 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: stands is evil, and therefore everything must be brought down. 40 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: And then, of course they promised to build something after, 41 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 1: but it never gets to that point, it's just burn 42 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: and burn and burn and burn and burn. It was Mao. 43 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: I believe it was Mao or Lenin. I think it 44 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: was Mao who said revolution without end. Yeah, it was Mao, 45 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: Revolution without end. Always burning, always burning, always burning things. 46 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: That's what it is. It's a demonic religion. So how 47 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,639 Speaker 1: do you sell that? That's hard to sell. Even your 48 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 1: liberal ant pegy wouldn't buy into that. So you have 49 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: to lie. As we've talked about many times, it's not 50 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: that you have to lie on occasion when you're a communist, Wow, 51 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: I mean if it gets too bad, we'll tell a 52 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: little fib and kind of no. No no, no, no, no no no. 53 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 1: When you're selling a religion, a demonic religion of destruction, 54 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: you have to lie about everything at all times. Everything 55 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: has to be a lie. Why because if the morons 56 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: who follow your religion catch on to the fact that 57 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: you're just trying to destroy everything, they won't support you anymore. 58 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: You have to construct a world of make believe so 59 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: they can live inside of that world. That's why your 60 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: liberal ant pegy thinks the Hunter Biben laptop was Russian Galuo. 61 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: That's why your liberal and Peggy thinks George Floyd was 62 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: killed by Derek Chauvin, by that cop in Minneapolis. She 63 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: thinks these things. She knows these things because she lives 64 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 1: in a world of make believe. How do you hold 65 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 1: up the world of make believe? Whether There are a 66 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: bunch of different ways you have to censor the truth 67 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 1: and things like that. But one of the ways is, hey, 68 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 1: why don't we just start a company and we'll call 69 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: it a fact checking company. Of course, who can decide 70 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: what that means? Whoever's paying the bills. So I just 71 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 1: hire a company, or I just start a company. I 72 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:42,160 Speaker 1: call it Jesse Kelly fact Checking, and I tell everyone 73 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: who works there to cover for communists at all times, 74 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,159 Speaker 1: attack the right, and cover for communists at all times. 75 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: And then you go to people in the corporate world 76 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:57,240 Speaker 1: who are either evil or don't know any better, and 77 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: you sell your services as a fact checker company. Hey, 78 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,479 Speaker 1: we're an independent company. We will fact check that thing 79 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: for you. That's how it worked at places like Facebook. 80 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 1: The thing is this, the world of make believe eventually 81 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: comes crumbling down. It always does. That's a huge reason 82 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 1: why the Soviet Union fell. Yeah, there are a bunch 83 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: of different factors, but one of the main reasons, probably 84 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: the main reason it wasn't Ronald Reagan, although he was 85 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,599 Speaker 1: great and he did great things to bring it down. 86 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: One of the main reasons was the lies just didn't 87 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:42,919 Speaker 1: hold up anymore. And people on a long enough timeline, 88 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: after they suffer enough, people will look around and say, 89 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: wait a minute, these people have lied about everything. And 90 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 1: as soon as people's eyes are open, as soon as 91 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,359 Speaker 1: the scales fall off their eyes and they see the 92 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: world of make believe they live in, then communists cease 93 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: to have any power at all. And it is a vast, 94 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: well funded network out there of people trying to keep 95 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: the morons in a world of make believe. Your Liberal 96 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: and Pagy very likely is not an evil demon. You know, 97 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 1: it's very likely she's not an evil demon like Bill 98 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 1: Gates or something like that. She's probably just really stupid, 99 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:34,280 Speaker 1: and really stupid people are really easy to keep in 100 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,679 Speaker 1: that world of make believe, even Liberal and Pagy. After 101 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: enough pain, there's a chance she will wake up one day. 102 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 1: The second you see fact checking network like PolitiFact. That's 103 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 1: a big one in the political world, PolitiFact, or it's 104 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 1: another one, Snopes. Snopes is another big one, these fact 105 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 1: checking organizations. For yourself a favor, go dig into the 106 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: funding behind and all these things. It's all a bunch 107 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: of dirty comedies. Jesse. I have a party coming up 108 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: from my daughter's softball team and the parents. What are 109 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: the menu whispers recommendations to bring food? Okay, so I'm 110 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 1: gonna give you two recommendations, and you will probably dislike 111 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: both of my recommendations. That's fine. You don't have to 112 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: listen to the menu whisper. But I'm here to tell you, 113 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: depending on your finances, you're gonna hit a home run. 114 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: One's really cheap, the other one that's not super expensive. 115 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 1: It's just more complicated. First, if you have access to 116 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: a smoker, but this would work in an oven. You 117 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 1: don't have to have a smoker. You can do this 118 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: in the oven. My world famous Kso don't shake your head, Chris. Onions, Okay, 119 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,520 Speaker 1: you eat onions. They could just buy the diced onions 120 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: from the store if you don't want to dice them yourself. 121 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: But it's really cheap to buy an onion and dice 122 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: it yourself. Pickled jalapenos, I've tried it with fresh ones. 123 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: You gotta go with the crushed the chopped up, pickled jalapenos, 124 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: crushed chipotle peppers, velveta velvita's key. Shut up, Chris, there 125 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: could be a second cheese. I usually use smoked gouda. 126 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 1: Depending on your budget, you can chuck it up. You 127 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 1: can chunk it up yourself, or just buy the chunked 128 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 1: up thing. A couple cans of cream of mushroom soup. 129 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:37,439 Speaker 1: Don't shake your head, Chris. The cream of mushroom soup 130 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,600 Speaker 1: is not there. There's no mushrooms in it. It's just 131 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 1: there to keep it liquidy. Otherwise this thing can get way, way, 132 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: way too thick. We're talking the view thick. It gives 133 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: way too thick. A couple cans a cream of mushroom soup. 134 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,679 Speaker 1: Throw it on the smoker. Let it go for an hour. 135 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:56,679 Speaker 1: It does three five. Open up your smoker. Mix all 136 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,079 Speaker 1: the ingredients in. You don't have to mix them beforehand. 137 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:01,320 Speaker 1: Throw it on for another hour. Pull it off. This 138 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,320 Speaker 1: works just fine in the oven. It won't be smoked 139 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,200 Speaker 1: in one of that smoky flavor, but it works fine 140 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 1: in the oven. Pull it out, Oh, Jesse, I can't 141 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,240 Speaker 1: do that. Someone is bringing brisket and someone's bringing her 142 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,840 Speaker 1: beer canned chicken, and someone else is bringing this. I 143 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 1: bet you money Jesse Kelly's caso. And I just stole 144 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 1: this recipe from a bunch of recipes I saw online. 145 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: Don't think I came up with this one scratch Jesse 146 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 1: Kelly's Caso. It'll be gone before any of the rest 147 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 1: of this stuff's gone. And if that fails, or maybe 148 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,320 Speaker 1: you don't have the money or whatnot. Ob gets really 149 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 1: really mad when I do this. And guess what goes 150 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 1: like hotcakes? Every time Little Caesar's Pizzas it's six dollars 151 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:47,200 Speaker 1: for a large pepperoni. I love Little Caesar's Pizza. When 152 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 1: we had Little Caesar's Pizza Night when I was a kid, 153 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,120 Speaker 1: this once every few weeks. We didn't eat out a lot, 154 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: but we get Little Caesar's pizza and some crazy bread. 155 00:09:55,160 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Grab a couple large pepperonis. It's twelve dollars. Oh, 156 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,960 Speaker 1: everyone's gonna make fun of you. Everyone makes fun of 157 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,560 Speaker 1: me at these neighborhood parties I go to. Every single 158 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,120 Speaker 1: time I show up with Little Caesars obs yelling. The 159 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 1: neighbors are laughing. Ah, look at white trash. Jesse guess 160 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:15,240 Speaker 1: what's gone in half a freaking second. The Little Caesar's pizza. 161 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,240 Speaker 1: Everybody wants to go get a slice of Little Caesar's. 162 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 1: Trust me on that boom. Just solve your pot luck. 163 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,559 Speaker 1: Let's talk about the January sixth committee and then back 164 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: to some more emails. First, let's find you a decent employee. 165 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: You see, ZipRecruiter is there. Whether you're an employee employer, 166 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 1: ZipRecruiter is there. But let's talk to the employers for 167 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:46,959 Speaker 1: a moment. It's hard hard to find good people. Now, 168 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:52,079 Speaker 1: it's hard. Where do you go? Well, I would go 169 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,439 Speaker 1: where everyone else is going. Really, the beauty of ZipRecruiter 170 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 1: is everyone knows it. Now, everyone knows about ZipRecruiter. All 171 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,960 Speaker 1: the employer are there, all the employees are there. You 172 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 1: want to try it for free, Go to ZipRecruiter dot 173 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: com slash jesse and try it for free. You want 174 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 1: to get somebody quality, somebody make your company better. ZipRecruiter 175 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:22,880 Speaker 1: dot com, slash jesse. That's where they're all at. Don't 176 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 1: risk hiring yet another dirtball you have to fire in 177 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:31,040 Speaker 1: a month because he shows up drunk. ZipRecruiter dot com, 178 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:39,680 Speaker 1: slash jesse We'll be back. Missed out catch up Jesse 179 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. 180 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, a 181 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,040 Speaker 2: hook day. Reminding you you can email the show Jesse 182 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 2: at Jesse kellyshow dot com leave us a voicemail eight 183 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:58,920 Speaker 2: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. So 184 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,480 Speaker 2: from the Daily Fetched, the January sixth Committee colluded with 185 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:07,080 Speaker 2: Fanny Willis to target Trump. Well, this is not news, 186 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:12,439 Speaker 2: but this explains why the preemptive pardons are coming down, 187 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:18,440 Speaker 2: and it is something that I am looking forward to. 188 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 2: I think seeing just how many bodies are buried and 189 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 2: where they're buried, how many criminal acts were committed underneath 190 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 2: the Biden administration, by the Biden administration themselves, by the DOJ, FBI. 191 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,720 Speaker 2: The ultimate question with this is, and I said, I 192 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 2: think I'm looking forward to it because. 193 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 1: What is Pam Bondy going to do. Pam Bondy's going 194 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,800 Speaker 1: to be the Attorney General. I talked to a US 195 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: senator today, Pam BONDI looks like she's going to sail through. 196 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,040 Speaker 1: In fact, I got some good news. It sounded like 197 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,680 Speaker 1: all the nominees are going to sail through. Hag Seth Cash. 198 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,040 Speaker 1: But tell all of them, but let's focus on probably 199 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,080 Speaker 1: the most important one. The head of the DOJ. Let 200 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: me positive explained why it's the most important one. I 201 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,120 Speaker 1: always talk about how government people need to go to jail. 202 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:18,319 Speaker 1: They have to go to jail. The most severe punishments 203 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 1: in any society have to be reserved for government people 204 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 1: who abuse their power. It has to be that's how 205 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 1: you preserve a socie. Well, government people in our country, 206 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 1: because everything's upside down, they're never held to account at 207 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 1: all for anything. But why because of the DOJ. You know, 208 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,840 Speaker 1: your senator whoever it is, you're congressman, he can refer 209 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 1: somebody to the DOJ for the most heinous crimes. It's 210 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,360 Speaker 1: still up to the DOJ to decide whether or not 211 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:53,440 Speaker 1: that person gets prosecuted for those crimes. The DOJ is 212 00:13:53,480 --> 00:14:00,680 Speaker 1: the wall protecting government employees from accountability. We have this BONDI. 213 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: She's going to come in, She's going to be ag 214 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,480 Speaker 1: what is she going to do? 215 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:08,000 Speaker 3: Now? 216 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know she's going to prosecute cartels and things 217 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 1: like that and do the basic GOP things. I know 218 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: that the ultimate question is is Pam Bondy going to 219 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:25,240 Speaker 1: have the stomach to arrest communists in our government who 220 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 1: have used their power illegally, and that is a coin 221 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:34,120 Speaker 1: flip cynical. Jesse says, not a chance. I've never seen 222 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: that before. Every one of these losers gets in there 223 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 1: and they talk tough and it sounds really tough. But 224 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 1: for some reason, government people never end up in jail. 225 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,320 Speaker 1: Is it going to be a repeat of what I've 226 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:50,160 Speaker 1: seen my whole life? I don't know. I hope not. 227 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: But the Biden administration was a criminal enterprise. The things 228 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:02,400 Speaker 1: they did were criminal family themselves before we even get 229 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: to the FBI, this is all criminal. These are criminal acts. 230 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 1: Don't let them off with while they're dumb or a 231 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 1: little These are criminals. What will Pam Bondy do the 232 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:19,200 Speaker 1: January sixth Committee? Everything I've seen looks like they committed crimes, 233 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:25,280 Speaker 1: lots of them. And if they colluded with Fanny Willis, 234 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 1: Prosecutor out of Fulton County, Georgia. Uh, that's like life 235 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: in prison. No, no, no, don't get wrong. No one's 236 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,960 Speaker 1: going to spend life in prison for it. But it 237 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 1: should be life in prison. The question is, does Pam 238 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:47,680 Speaker 1: Bondy have it in her to actually clean out government corruption? 239 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 1: Does she have it in her to look inward instead 240 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:56,040 Speaker 1: of outward. They all get in there and announce these initiatives. 241 00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:00,080 Speaker 1: We're going after drug trafficking, and we're going after this 242 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: group and that group. We're gonna go after the mafia. 243 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 1: But all that stuff's fine. I don't care. I want 244 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 1: to hear who's going after the government, who's going to 245 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,560 Speaker 1: go after government officials? And that starts and stops in 246 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,840 Speaker 1: the DOJ. Did you know the DOJ works with the 247 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 1: Central Intelligence Agency? Do you know that you see CIA 248 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,600 Speaker 1: when they have whistleblowers and there have been many who 249 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 1: have come forward talking about the corruption in the CIA, Well, 250 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,680 Speaker 1: the state secrets. The DOJ will come out and they'll say, well, 251 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's a state secret. You can't say anything. 252 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:45,160 Speaker 1: The DOJ runs cover for the corrupt CIA. The DOJ 253 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 1: runs cover for the corrupt FBI atf IRS. The DOJ 254 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:57,720 Speaker 1: has been the wall preventing government employees from going to prison. 255 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: Is Pam Bondy going to shatter that wall? I don't know, 256 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 1: But that is the ultimate question. 257 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,800 Speaker 3: Do you hear Fetterman to remind everybody that we have 258 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:13,320 Speaker 3: hundreds and hundreds of thousands of migrants here illegally that 259 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 3: have convicted of crimes, and I don't know why who 260 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,920 Speaker 3: wants to defend to allow them to remain in our nation? 261 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:26,360 Speaker 3: There that and now if you're here illegally and you're 262 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 3: committing crimes and those things, I don't know why anybody 263 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,120 Speaker 3: thinks that it's controversial that they all need to go. 264 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,680 Speaker 1: I don't trust them either. I know everyone's on the 265 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,919 Speaker 1: Fetterman bandwagon. I get all that. You know what that 266 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,119 Speaker 1: sounds like to me? That sounds to me like a 267 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:51,280 Speaker 1: Democrat in a state that just went solidly for Donald Trump. 268 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,760 Speaker 1: That's what it sounds like. That that sounds like a 269 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:58,720 Speaker 1: Democrat who's interested in getting re election re elected. Call 270 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,480 Speaker 1: me crazy. John Fetterman has a very, very far left 271 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,160 Speaker 1: career behind him. But maybe I'm just being cynical. Jesse. 272 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,480 Speaker 1: All right, let's do some more emails. Before we do that, 273 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:13,640 Speaker 1: let's talk about preborn. Let's save a baby's life. We're 274 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,359 Speaker 1: all out there looking at all the garbage happening, and 275 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,680 Speaker 1: we all want to do something good. Is there anything 276 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 1: better you can do than saving a baby from the 277 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,919 Speaker 1: jaws of death? When young women are about to abort 278 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 1: their baby preborn, We'll try to find them and offer 279 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:37,879 Speaker 1: them help for free, a free ultrasound. Once you introduce 280 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 1: a mother to her baby with an ultrasound, once she 281 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,800 Speaker 1: hears that heartbeat, she chooses life almost every time. And 282 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 1: the ultrasound costs twenty eight dollars. And preborn is tax deductible. 283 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,359 Speaker 1: You freaking write you deducted off your taxes. Give as 284 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:58,960 Speaker 1: much as you want. Preborn dot com slash jesse is 285 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: where you give a baby needs your help right now. 286 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:09,480 Speaker 1: Preborn dot com slash jesse sponsored by Preborn We'll be back. 287 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:16,320 Speaker 1: Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? 288 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 289 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,879 Speaker 1: on a Wednesday. Remember, if you missed any part of 290 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. 291 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,439 Speaker 1: All right, so we're not gonna take a lot of 292 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:37,880 Speaker 1: time on this, but I've had more than one guy 293 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 1: economist tell me some version of this. The most recent one, 294 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,840 Speaker 1: very very sharp guy. He's with heritage. Peter saint Are 295 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,120 Speaker 1: is his name. He's the most recent one. But he's 296 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:55,920 Speaker 1: not the only one who said this to me. Biden 297 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 1: has done so much economic damage in the last four years, 298 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:09,360 Speaker 1: and they've essentially been painting over the rust, pumping as 299 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 1: much money, funny money into the economy as humanly possible 300 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 1: so it all didn't come crashing down under his watch. 301 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 1: And things are if you look at the various the 302 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,960 Speaker 1: different ways you can look at the economy, things are 303 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:34,359 Speaker 1: on very, very shaky ground. I've been told some version 304 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:39,280 Speaker 1: of that by multiple people that it's really really rough 305 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,280 Speaker 1: out there, and if you look at the right things 306 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 1: when it comes to economic indicators, that we might have 307 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,600 Speaker 1: a rocky road set up for the incoming Trump administration. 308 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,920 Speaker 1: This headline, I'm not going to spend a lot of time. 309 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to be all dark and depressed right now, 310 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 1: just not going to do it. But this headline kind 311 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 1: of backs that up. This is from the Epic Times. 312 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 1: Corporate bankruptcies surge to a fourteen year high. Fourteen years 313 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: that's twenty and eleven was the last time bankruptcies were 314 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:28,800 Speaker 1: this high in corporate America. That's a big deal. That 315 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:34,640 Speaker 1: that's not good. That means businesses are not making ends meet. 316 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,800 Speaker 1: When they're not making ends meet, they're not hiring. It's 317 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:43,840 Speaker 1: bad for everybody. I don't know that we're on the 318 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,000 Speaker 1: way to a rocky road. You know, Trump's going to 319 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:50,480 Speaker 1: get in there. And economically, he was a very very 320 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,360 Speaker 1: good president for three years last time till COVID got here, 321 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 1: very very good president here. He deregulates things. It's one 322 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 1: of the things he does really well. So the economy 323 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,600 Speaker 1: is going to open up, if you will, fewer rules, 324 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 1: get more of the government out of it. Hopefully we 325 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,200 Speaker 1: can ease the pain of what's to come because of that. 326 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,640 Speaker 1: But it is not set up to look that great 327 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,880 Speaker 1: right now. And that's all I'm gonna say. Now. I'm 328 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,320 Speaker 1: also going to say this, I've not been a big 329 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:30,160 Speaker 1: fan of Brandon Johnson, the filthy communist mayor who runs 330 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,960 Speaker 1: the city of Chicago. Not being a big fan is 331 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:39,399 Speaker 1: actually putting it pretty mildly. But yeah, he's a dirt ball. However, 332 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,879 Speaker 1: every now and then, even people we dislike can say 333 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 1: things we love and we admire, and Brandon Johnson said 334 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:57,200 Speaker 1: it here. Brandon Johnson was asked about his dreadful approval numbers, 335 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:02,919 Speaker 1: and look, you've heard some political spin in your life. 336 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:07,040 Speaker 1: I've heard some political spin in my life, but spinning 337 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:13,720 Speaker 1: disastrous approval numbers in this way. But love the goos. 338 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,280 Speaker 4: Some polls shows seventy six percent of those surveyed say 339 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,840 Speaker 4: Chicago would be better off with a different mayor. I 340 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 4: actually am humbled that the people of Chicago believe in 341 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:26,440 Speaker 4: my administration enough to have greater expectations than any other administration. 342 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,840 Speaker 4: That's what leadership looks like, and I'm humbled to do it. 343 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,679 Speaker 1: Why do you say that, Why do you say that 344 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,040 Speaker 1: there's greater expectations? 345 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,520 Speaker 4: I don't know, because I hear that because and then 346 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,120 Speaker 4: the feedback instead is that the polling is poor. So 347 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,800 Speaker 4: how do you're just I don't know how you interpret. 348 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:41,800 Speaker 1: It that way? 349 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,520 Speaker 4: Well, because maybe because I'm a middle child. Maybe it's 350 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 4: because I'm a Bears fan. By the way, the Bears 351 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,840 Speaker 4: are undefeated in twenty twenty five, So off to a story. 352 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 4: Here's what I'm saying, though, Look, the people of Chicago 353 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 4: voted for me to invest in them, and that's exactly 354 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,800 Speaker 4: what we've done, and I'm going to catch me to 355 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 4: do that. 356 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I'm a middle child. Hey, seventy six 357 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:09,719 Speaker 1: percent of the people hate your guns, and once you replaced, 358 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 1: I am humbled by their support. Ha I love these guys, Jesse. 359 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 1: I was elected president of the Lake Association last year 360 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,080 Speaker 1: and now attend meetings with the group that calls themselves 361 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:27,800 Speaker 1: the Coalition of Lake Associations for our state. They're all 362 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:32,600 Speaker 1: total leftists. Every meeting leans to the far left. Here's 363 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,959 Speaker 1: a statement from them about our December meeting. Quote. In 364 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 1: the first part of our meeting, wee we'll talk about 365 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,800 Speaker 1: kids and why we should be focusing on them. We 366 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,480 Speaker 1: often direct our efforts toward adults as we work to 367 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,040 Speaker 1: improve some lake problem, but we know that engaging kids 368 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,080 Speaker 1: in issues that impact the environment is a winning ticket. 369 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,080 Speaker 1: Once kids learn about something, they push their parents and 370 00:24:55,160 --> 00:25:00,200 Speaker 1: grandparents to change their behaviors. Communism. One oh one. I 371 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,200 Speaker 1: read this email. We got this email a while back, 372 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,119 Speaker 1: but I've been meaning to read it to you for 373 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,719 Speaker 1: this reason. Not because you care about this guy's Lake Association, 374 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,800 Speaker 1: but because there's something else we don't talk about enough. 375 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 1: I always bring up school boards, legal and local school boards, 376 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,639 Speaker 1: city councils, county board of supervisors. I want you to 377 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 1: run for office. I want you to get involved the losers, 378 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,359 Speaker 1: the communists in your society, in your city, yes, even 379 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:32,080 Speaker 1: your red city. They all take positions of power. However, 380 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 1: I say school board and city council enough. But I 381 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,920 Speaker 1: don't want you to think that's the only thing. How 382 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,280 Speaker 1: many different boards are there in your town? How many 383 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,360 Speaker 1: do you even know? Most people don't, And it's fine, 384 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 1: I'm not judging. Go look, go look at how many 385 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,439 Speaker 1: county boards. There's a water board, there's a lake board, 386 00:25:54,680 --> 00:26:00,359 Speaker 1: there's a this that they're the homeowners association. If you 387 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:06,199 Speaker 1: don't get involved and occupy those positions of power, the 388 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:14,160 Speaker 1: communists will, And I almost guarantee you the communists already are. 389 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,440 Speaker 1: I've seen this as I've gotten more and more involved 390 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,400 Speaker 1: in local politics in recent years, showing up at the meetings, 391 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,920 Speaker 1: the forums, things like that. You'll show up in some forums, 392 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:29,199 Speaker 1: so local meeting, and they'll be talking about the local 393 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,879 Speaker 1: water board, and you'll be looking to your buddy, what 394 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,439 Speaker 1: local waterboard? There's a waterboard. I didn't even know the 395 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,000 Speaker 1: waterboard was a thing. And then you start talking to 396 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Speaker 1: people about it and you find out that it's a 397 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,400 Speaker 1: team of five people. They ran for it. Of course, 398 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,920 Speaker 1: about twelve people even voted in the election. And surprise, surprise, 399 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 1: the five people who knew about the waterboard and ran 400 00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,280 Speaker 1: for the waterboard, they weren't experts in water. They were 401 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:59,239 Speaker 1: dirty commies trying to seize positions of power inside of 402 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:04,159 Speaker 1: your local government. Go run for something. It doesn't have 403 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,359 Speaker 1: to be big and scary. I didn't tell you have 404 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 1: to go be a senator or even a congressman. It 405 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Speaker 1: doesn't have to be that. And it's not gonna be sexy. 406 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,560 Speaker 1: And you're gonna have to show up on Thursday night 407 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,360 Speaker 1: when you get home and all you want to do 408 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,919 Speaker 1: is eat your little Caesars or maybe take the old 409 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,480 Speaker 1: lady out for something nice and some red lobster, and 410 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,800 Speaker 1: you want to watch Matt Locke, and you would have relaxed. 411 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,320 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go to some boring water board meeting. 412 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:32,080 Speaker 1: But that's where real power is held, and those are 413 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,760 Speaker 1: the people. Look look at La right now. Why didn't 414 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: the brush get removed? Why what's up with the water? 415 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:43,160 Speaker 1: What the you dig into these problems? You know, we're 416 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,199 Speaker 1: all pointing fingers at the mayor, and I realized the 417 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,439 Speaker 1: buck stops with that idiot mayor Karen Bass. But the 418 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:53,520 Speaker 1: truth is the people who make these decisions, lots and 419 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,200 Speaker 1: lots and lots of them, they're not even at the 420 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: city council level. They're not even at the mayoral level. 421 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: It's at this board and that board, and it's the 422 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,479 Speaker 1: tree board, and it's the street board, and it's this 423 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:11,160 Speaker 1: Go take these positions of power back from the communists. 424 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,600 Speaker 1: The communists, take over all these positions, and we can 425 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,720 Speaker 1: win these elections because no one else shows up. Rally 426 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,399 Speaker 1: your friends, or if you're like Christy, you don't have 427 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,240 Speaker 1: any friends. Get your friends that, get your buddy to 428 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,879 Speaker 1: or I guess you wouldn't have a buddy if you 429 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,200 Speaker 1: don't have any friends. I guess that ruined the whole joke. 430 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,240 Speaker 1: Find some people to vote for you. Also, go get 431 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,720 Speaker 1: on some chalk. If you don't feel like you have 432 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,160 Speaker 1: the energy, ah Jesse, I don't feel like going out 433 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,840 Speaker 1: on Thursday night. That's because your tea levels are too low. 434 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,280 Speaker 1: You don't feel like going out on a Thursday night 435 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,840 Speaker 1: because you're low testosterone. That's why you don't have the focus. 436 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: That's why you don't have the energy. That's why you're 437 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,800 Speaker 1: drinking a cup of coffee or four cups of coffee 438 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,400 Speaker 1: at three or four in the afternoon trying to get by. 439 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,600 Speaker 1: You don't have to live like that. Get your tea 440 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,120 Speaker 1: levels through the roof. Get your focus through the roof, 441 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,760 Speaker 1: Get your mind cleared up with natural herbal supplements. The 442 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,120 Speaker 1: hardcore anti communists at Chalk are here to help you, 443 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,080 Speaker 1: and they're more that. They're not just order takers. I 444 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: should note you got questions, Ask them questions. They'll help. 445 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 1: They're here to help, here to energize this country. 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He doesn't care if you believe them, but 456 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:58,720 Speaker 1: he's right. Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 457 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,200 Speaker 1: Final segment of it Jesse Kelly's Show. Reminding you you 458 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 1: can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 459 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 1: I'm not even going to bring up with Jewish. Producer 460 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,440 Speaker 1: Chris and producer Corey were just ranting about during the break. 461 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,360 Speaker 1: Oh I'm so mad right now. They were talking about 462 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,640 Speaker 1: HOA fees because you know, I was just talking about 463 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,880 Speaker 1: how you need to run for HOA and waterboard and 464 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:25,320 Speaker 1: all that other stuff. Here's the truth. I don't know 465 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,760 Speaker 1: what I pay for HOA because Bob handles that stuff. 466 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,280 Speaker 1: Now I want to know, but I don't want to know, 467 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,720 Speaker 1: and I never tell you. I got in trouble with 468 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,400 Speaker 1: the HOA one time when I live back in back 469 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:47,080 Speaker 1: in Tucson. So here was the deal. We had a backyard. 470 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,040 Speaker 1: It was not a big backyard, but it was a backyard. 471 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 1: And behind our backyard was no one else's yard, and 472 00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:01,080 Speaker 1: it wasn't it was a common area, but common area. 473 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,640 Speaker 1: It was just kind of some nasty weeds that nobody 474 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,520 Speaker 1: really maintained. And it led back to this little little ditch, 475 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:12,120 Speaker 1: this huge drainage ditch. So it wasn't the best location 476 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,080 Speaker 1: in the world I'd met, but that was right over 477 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,960 Speaker 1: our back fence. Well, I was mowing the lawn, just 478 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: hand mower. I mowed my lawn and I have the 479 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,160 Speaker 1: bag I had one of the mowers with the baggye 480 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,320 Speaker 1: that collected the grass. So I did what any red 481 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,920 Speaker 1: blooded American would do, and I took the bag of 482 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,680 Speaker 1: grass and I put it in a garbage bag and 483 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,720 Speaker 1: I set it out front. Well, they were having all 484 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 1: kinds of problems with waste management in the town at 485 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,600 Speaker 1: the time. They would come get my trash, they'd come 486 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,560 Speaker 1: get my recycling. They refused to take the grass clippings. 487 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,520 Speaker 1: And I'm yelling, what am I supposed to do with 488 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,680 Speaker 1: the grass clip? I have the grass clippings. What am 489 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,280 Speaker 1: I supposed to do with the grass clippings? 490 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:52,440 Speaker 4: No? 491 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,640 Speaker 1: Sorry, you're on your own? What ever? You what do 492 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 1: you mean? You're on your own? So I said, okay, 493 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,640 Speaker 1: if that's how it's going to be, I would finish 494 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: mowing the lawn and I'd take the bag off the 495 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 1: mower and I would just walk over to my back fence. 496 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,480 Speaker 1: Nothing back. There were freaking weeds in a drainage ditch, 497 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,000 Speaker 1: and I just dump it over the back fence. Huh 498 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,880 Speaker 1: that big deal? Well, the ho A was famously a 499 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 1: bunch of Nazis in this place. One day I get 500 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,360 Speaker 1: a letter. I get a letter from the HOA that 501 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,880 Speaker 1: they have observed piles of grass clippings behind my fence, 502 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,200 Speaker 1: and that they know I'm pouring the I'm doing the grass, 503 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,560 Speaker 1: I'm dumping my grass clippings back there, and that if 504 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,400 Speaker 1: I go don't go back and remove it, that they're 505 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,800 Speaker 1: going to find me. I think they threatened to find me. 506 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,400 Speaker 1: That's okay. Well, next time I mowed the lawn, took 507 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,960 Speaker 1: the bag of grass clippings, went right back to the fence, 508 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,960 Speaker 1: dumped the grass clippings over the top. Next time, grass 509 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,920 Speaker 1: clippings right off the top. Again. They said in a 510 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,320 Speaker 1: letter we know it was you. Still nothing. They make 511 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,440 Speaker 1: a phone call one day when I'm home, Hey, it's 512 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,680 Speaker 1: your ho AVV. I've we're here to address the grass 513 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,200 Speaker 1: clippings you're dumping over your back fence. So I completely 514 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,240 Speaker 1: I went forward. I went exactly like you should do 515 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: if the FBI ever talks to you about anything. I said, well, 516 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: wasn't me. And this lady, of course, was a lady, 517 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,440 Speaker 1: some feminist cat lady. On the other end of the line, sir, 518 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:25,840 Speaker 1: there are twelve piles of grass clippings right behind your fence. 519 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,000 Speaker 1: We know what you I said, Prove it wasn't me. 520 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,120 Speaker 1: I don't know who's doing that, and now she's getting frustrated. 521 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,200 Speaker 1: Well now I'm starting to laugh because she's getting more 522 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 1: frustrated and more frustrated. She's just everyone knows it's me, 523 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,000 Speaker 1: and she needs me to admit that it's me before 524 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,240 Speaker 1: they can hand out a fine to me. But I 525 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,280 Speaker 1: know this too. It's not like someone that's secret video 526 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,000 Speaker 1: of me dumping the grass clippings back there. So I 527 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,480 Speaker 1: just kept going with it. Now, wasn't me, wasn't me? 528 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,440 Speaker 1: And finally I started having too much fun with it, 529 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,240 Speaker 1: and finally I told her, you know what you're with 530 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,320 Speaker 1: the hoa. I need you to find out who's dumping 531 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:10,520 Speaker 1: the grass clippings behind my fence. By the time I 532 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,920 Speaker 1: was done, she started screaming on the phone, and then 533 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,120 Speaker 1: I hung up on her, and then she started calling 534 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,080 Speaker 1: back and calling back, and I was laughing too hard. 535 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,279 Speaker 1: I couldn't answer the phone anymore. Oh gosh, that made 536 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 1: me laugh. Jessie winking at someone is so underrated. I 537 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,000 Speaker 1: want to make it cool again. I think it's classy 538 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,200 Speaker 1: and really leaves an impression. Are you a smooth winker 539 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,880 Speaker 1: or an awkward winker? All right, I'm gonna tell you 540 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:43,160 Speaker 1: something right now, I'm an amazing winker. Hey, Chris Corey, 541 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,120 Speaker 1: look at this. Look at this. They're just so people 542 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 1: don't think I'm lying. Am I a good winker? See 543 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,360 Speaker 1: see they're both shaking their head, but they're impressed. I 544 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,840 Speaker 1: can tell. I can tell deep down that they know. Look, 545 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,560 Speaker 1: that's the kind of wink. And I did not strain 546 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,560 Speaker 1: to mu Chris, I even did it. Did you hear that? 547 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,279 Speaker 1: When I did? I even did? I even throwing that? No, no, 548 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,000 Speaker 1: it's not covering up the strain that chicks love it. 549 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,000 Speaker 1: I do that to ob all the time. I shoot her. 550 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,880 Speaker 1: One of the little drives are crazy. I mean, she 551 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,080 Speaker 1: yells and rolls her eyes, but I can tell she's 552 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,880 Speaker 1: going nuts. Now, it's not what I did to the waitress, Chris. 553 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,439 Speaker 1: That was a little That was yesterday when I told 554 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 1: that story. You know, if you want to know what 555 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,840 Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris is talking about, you're gonna have to 556 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,799 Speaker 1: go download a podcasts which is available on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. 557 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,319 Speaker 1: Look for everyone watching on the simulcast. Remember you can 558 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,200 Speaker 1: watch me do the radio show. You can the simulcast 559 00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,600 Speaker 1: it on the first TV. I'm looking in the camera 560 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,279 Speaker 1: right now, Corey, Corey, I needed to make sure this 561 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,480 Speaker 1: is on the simulcast right now. Watch this? See that 562 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,600 Speaker 1: smooth as silk. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, you're just jealous. Chris? 563 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,160 Speaker 1: Can you can you wink? That's it? See Chris. Chris 564 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:56,360 Speaker 1: admits that he can't. Corey. Can you wink? You can't wink? Oh, Corey, 565 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,880 Speaker 1: you look like you look like you had a stroke. 566 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,680 Speaker 1: That doesn't count as a win. Are you okay? Hey, Chris? 567 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,080 Speaker 1: Call nine one one for Corey? Anyway? Do you want 568 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 1: to learn more about history and the constitution and stuff? 569 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,400 Speaker 1: Everyone knows what Hillsdale College is. I'm not going to 570 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,080 Speaker 1: insult your intelligence. You know. They offer free online courses, 571 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:21,160 Speaker 1: more than forty free online courses. Constitution, the Book of 572 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:25,279 Speaker 1: Genesis fairly important. How about how much do you know 573 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:29,759 Speaker 1: about the ancient Christian Church? The rise and fall of 574 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,880 Speaker 1: the Roman Republican Roman Republic? You can get Hillsdale Information, 575 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:44,919 Speaker 1: Hillsdale Education free, Hillsdale dot edu slash jesse is where 576 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 1: you go to enroll. There's no cost. Don't we all 577 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,800 Speaker 1: need to get a little bit more boned up on history? 578 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:56,919 Speaker 1: I'm signed up Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. You want 579 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,720 Speaker 1: to be smart enough to rub it in your friends 580 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,280 Speaker 1: faces because you know more than them. What other reason 581 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,000 Speaker 1: is there to gain wisdom like that? Killsdale dot Edu 582 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,480 Speaker 1: slash Jesson. And now here's a headline. Why oh you 583 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,719 Speaker 1: know you know the thing headlines we didn't get to. 584 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,160 Speaker 1: I am a smooth winker, Chris. And look at this. 585 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 1: Look at this. I bet you didn't see this coming. 586 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,920 Speaker 1: You saw me wink before, right, I'm looking at the 587 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,239 Speaker 1: camera again. See that. Now check this out. Don't shake 588 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,759 Speaker 1: your head, Chris, both sides. I'm an ambi winker. I 589 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,239 Speaker 1: can do it both. Ambiwinker doesn't sound right. I wish 590 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,280 Speaker 1: i'd I wish i'd put that differently, but you understand 591 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 1: exactly what I mean. Anyway, back to headlines, Sweden says 592 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,640 Speaker 1: Christmas tree needles are safe to eat. Everyone who's ever 593 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,800 Speaker 1: had gin knows that. Good guy post Malone gives Houston 594 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,560 Speaker 1: bartender and single mother the ultimate Christmas gift. Apparently he 595 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,160 Speaker 1: gave her a twenty thousand dollars tip. I was feeling 596 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,840 Speaker 1: pretty good about that fiver I floated at Applebee's the 597 00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,040 Speaker 1: other day, But now apparently I've been Tommy topped. The 598 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:05,680 Speaker 1: US and Taliban talks continue on the detainees exchange. Yes, 599 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,880 Speaker 1: that's just absolutely wonderful that we are still sending gobs 600 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,000 Speaker 1: and gobs of our money in diplomatic talks with the Taliban. Anyway, 601 00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,520 Speaker 1: we'll come back again tomorrow and have some fun, all right, 602 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:19,479 Speaker 1: that's all